Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - Small PP Protesters

Jan. 5, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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Small PP Protesters | Ep 44

The Resistance is losing size, and not just in numbers, if you know what I mean. The once “Big PP” energy of 2017 is now fading, and only the “Small PP” protesters remain. Creator, Krocs On, and I discuss our favorite moments outside the counter-protest we visited at the Phoenix Trump rally.

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	Michael Bloomberg is Trump 2.0.
	They feel like a big old clans rally.
	That's what it feels like.
	Not here, but over there, I shouldn't have to be afraid to go in there.
	Yeah, those protesters definitely had small pee-pee energy.
	And if you want to know if that's good or a bad thing, I'm just letting you know that PP energy is rated on a scale of one to 10 inches.
	And the bigger is better.
	And in this case, pssh, they're not looking too good.
	So welcome back to Slightly Offensive with your favorite queer woman of color, me, Elijah Schaefer.
	I am here in the studio with Croxon, fellow YouTuber.
	Welcome to the studio.
	Thank you very much.
	So, you know, I just wanted to get your reaction.
	Like, I told other people recently that I am no longer going by a gay black woman because it's just politically incorrect.
	It's disrespectful.
	Right.
	It's just, it's shameful.
	And I understand that.
	Now you have to kind of, if you're going to, if you're going to self-identify, you have to be more careful.
	So queer is more all-encompassing.
	Right.
	Right.
	So it kind of gets you.
	It's not so.
	Queer is a word where it's not so specific.
	That's a crazy word.
	It's not so specific.
	So you can sort of be anything you want to under that queer umbrella.
	So I think that's good.
	And I'm a woman of color.
	And so it kind of gives me that perspective where I'm not just limited to the black experience, but I now have the Hispanic experience too.
	And even Native American.
	It should be P-O-C.
	Yeah, I'm a POC.
	What is that?
	Kew Pac?
	Oh, that's like my rap name.
	I'm Kew Pac, the queer woman of color.
	Anyway, we're going to jump right into this as we speak.
	So basically, we went out to Phoenix to go to a Trump rally.
	And as expected, of course, the Trump supporters were lovely.
	They were kind, very intelligent.
	But the resistance, they weren't sending their best.
	I think as a whole nation, the resistance throughout the nation, I think they're just getting smaller and smaller crowds.
	And I think they're getting weaker and weaker as the Trump train gets bigger and bigger.
	Like you talk about very small pee-pee energy in this protest.
	Some could say that.
	Micro pee-pee energy.
	Well, I want to see these people for myself.
	Before we even like, we're going to jump right into a clip here.
	Let's talk about micro pee pee energy.
	I ran into some Bernie supporters.
	There's some pro-socialist boys.
	Yeah, some socialists.
	And they ended up admitting on camera that capitalism is good, but then they said that socialism is still our future.
	Let's watch that.
	The future is potentially socialism.
	Obviously, capitalism, it's like, it's doing well for us.
	But eventually, I'd like to see a world where we're like sharing a lot more of our knowledge, a lot more of our wealth and our just like general like human ability to help.
	I really feel like that guy could rally a crowd.
	I think he was high or on drugs or something.
	Oh, he's voting for Bernie, so I'd probably expect it.
	Honestly, no, really, truly, you saw Mike Bloomberg roasted Bernie Sanders hard at the protests.
	At the Dem debate.
	Yeah, at the Dem debate.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	That guy, he was so unconvincing.
	It seemed like he wasn't even convinced with his own things.
	What did he say?
	We need more, like, spread more, like, knowledge and, like, share the business.
	No, we need to share more.
	We need to share our abilities.
	But the best part is what he says, yeah, like socialism, but capitalism is better for, capitalism is doing well for us.
	It's like somebody being like, somebody being like, you know, when you look at this, you are actually admitting.
	You're admitting your own defeat.
	You're saying, yeah, I want a socialist because it's in our future, but the current system is really working out well.
	The pilot of the plane, excellent job.
	I think we need to put somebody else, let someone else fly the plane for a little bit because we need to share the ideas.
	We actually have a field correspondent, a new field correspondent.
	Oh, cool.
	That's awesome.
	Wow, I guess the budget of the show is really expanding.
	Yeah, we have a new, we've increased our budget.
	Capitalism is working out really well for us, too.
	That's awesome.
	And so he's out in the field.
	So, hey, Elijah, you're looking good there.
	How are you doing?
	Yeah, thanks, Elijah.
	You're looking good as well.
	Oh, thanks, man.
	Yeah, so obviously, you know, we got a lot of people out here trying to make America great again and actually keep America great.
	But you know what hasn't been great, Elijah?
	It's been my search history because whether it's ad companies selling my data, whether it's the government, people can see everything that you're doing on the internet.
	And it's important that we protect that, just like we're protecting all these people with one of the highest security events here in Phoenix.
	Yeah, that's cool, Elijah.
	Thank you.
	I mean, VPNs are really awesome.
	That's great.
	But I don't usually use VPNs myself because they slow down my device.
	And I care about the security, but I also kind of just want to watch my content HD.
	So could you explain to me why I would want Express VPN over another one?
	The cool thing about ExpressVPN is they have this technology called Trusted Server, which is an incredible way that actually protects all of your data from other people from breaching it, even if you're in a foreign country, which is different than the other cheaper VPNs.
	For those that are out there that kind of doubt this, could you give us an example maybe of how and what this effect it would have on our devices?
	Oh.
	Yeah, what are you doing there?
	I'm acting sluggish, Elijah, just like my device would if I used a cheaper VPN, not like Express.
	Ask me what I'm doing now.
	What are you doing now?
	I'm fast.
	I'm maneuvering quickly, just like ExpressVPN can just whip around the world onto any server.
	And yes, when you go on another server, that quickly, when you log on, it doesn't slow down your devices like the other ones, which is actually why I like to use it.
	I like to do everything fast.
	Look at this.
	Speed, speed.
	Thank you, Elijah.
	I'm really glad to tell our audience here that ExpressVPN performs a lot better than whatever you call that performance that you just did for us.
	But at least you tried.
	Anyway, ExpressVPN doesn't just try.
	It always succeeds at protecting all of your information on your computer and allows you to access videos and content in other countries that are blocked here, which is really incredible.
	So sign up at expressvpn.com using the code on the screen or the link in the description to get your first three months free, 90 days free of a year subscription.
	So you don't have to pay anything up front and you end up getting this awesome subscription.
	Everything's protected.
	The family's safe.
	But remember, as always, even though the government doesn't know your history, God still does.
	Express VPN can't protect against that, but everything else it does.
	So anyway, sign up today using the code.
	It helps us out and it'll help you out a lot as well.
	So getting into our next clip, this is actually pretty great.
	So we ran into an Antifa.
	By the way, this is Phoenix, Arizona.
	It's one of the hottest cities.
	I've been.
	It is really hot.
	I know, yeah.
	Like it gets like to like 122 degrees, 118 degrees.
	I mean, that's pretty hot.
	You have to translate that into my.
	I can't translate that into Celsius or into alien talk.
	We speak American here.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	But I was going to say, so I actually got you a mug from Starbucks.
	Yeah.
	And it actually on the mug where it describes, it has like little pictures on the mug that describes the city.
	It has a thermometer on fire.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So this is a hot city.
	But Antifa, it was 80 degrees, which is not that hot, but we're in winter.
	So it's 80 degrees in winter.
	Okay.
	The sun was out.
	Okay.
	And I don't, and we ran into an Antifa in full black block.
	Can we play that clip?
	This is so good.
	The police drive around in a truck with facial recognition that could lead to future, what's that word?
	Retaliation.
	The clothing is more to just like identify what side you're on.
	It's like why Trump supporters wear like make America great again hats like it's like clearly identifying it.
	I think we chose long sleeves even though it's hot out because last time they tear gassed the protesters and I'd rather not be get that gas all over me.
	You've got to give her credit for really sticking to the uniform.
	All these Antifa people, that's the uniform across the board.
	No matter where you are, it unites them.
	But the thing about she didn't realize was that the black block, when I asked her where it came from, she doesn't realize it was designed by white people, like pale white people who live in the Pacific Northwest.
	So it made sense if you made long-sleeved black face masks and hoods when it's raining like 280 days a year and it's pretty much always cold and you're white.
	And so like if you don't want to be in the sun or whatever, it also protects you from being sunburned.
	But if you're just like a Hispanic trying to chill in Phoenix, like and it's like 80 degrees, it's like almost like, was Antifa inclusive enough?
	Like is black block inclusive?
	No way.
	Absolutely not.
	If I was an Antifa member in Arizona and I needed to go out and do this, I would put some cute little black shorts on, maybe a little black tank top or like a little tube top or something.
	And then I'd cover my face because that is the quality.
	But no matter where you are, I think maybe they need to the Antifa.
	They need to adapt.
	They need to adapt to their state that they're in.
	To be sensitive to different races and people that live in, it's not culturally sensitive.
	Right.
	Antifa, if you're watching this, so you know, black block's culturally insensitive to people who live in warmer climates and those who have darker skin because they have the luxury of being able to be out in the sun when you don't.
	And you don't need to like, you don't need to put that white experience.
	You know, why are you saying to a person of color to cover their skin so that we can't see their colour?
	What are you saying?
	What do you, what do you, what do you think about my people?
	What are you saying to us?
	You know what I mean?
	Should we all cut, should we, should we cover our faces too?
	Should we sit in the back of the bus?
	What else do you want us to do, Antifa, in the meantime?
	You know, you want to control the rest of our lives?
	It's really, really interesting too.
	Plus, it's also cultural appropriation.
	Right.
	The way it's like blackface, you know, they literally put on all the black.
	I thought that the cultural appropriation was going to be stolen from like Saudi Arabia.
	Oh, the Muslims.
	Oh, my.
	Black block is stolen.
	That is cultural appropriation.
	Wow.
	You stole from the Muslims.
	I'm sure Alu Akbar.
	Oh, that's not.
	Oops.
	Oops.
	Already in the slip.
	What's his name?
	El Abdul El-Jabbar.
	Who's the leader of Saudi Arabia?
	It's not for us.
	We don't need, no, no, that's from Disney.
	We don't.
	Oh, I forgot.
	I forgot.
	That's the bad guy in Aladdin.
	We look.
	You know what?
	I'm not even going to say it.
	I'm just going to say.
	Okay, next clip.
	I apologize.
	This is how we get in trouble.
	Sorry, Shug's taken off the air.
	Okay, so we have a couple other clips here.
	What other clips do we have left, John?
	What do we have?
	That black lady.
	Which one?
	The fat one?
	Oh, yeah.
	So we show up to this protest.
	The most racist protest ever.
	There's like multiple protests.
	Why do you say it was racist?
	Well, they were all black, and they immediately started telling me, she told me she had things that she wanted.
	She started to tell me all things that she thought about white people, which were all racist things.
	So that's why that was a racist protest.
	And everyone was wearing like a bunch of people.
	But didn't you let her know that you were also black?
	I'm going to say this.
	The joke's funny, but when you're around like a bunch of people that hate white people who are black, you don't make jokes.
	They might.
	You just don't do it.
	No, there are people.
	Look, yeah.
	It's like 101.
	Like the joke's funny, but it's not worth risking my life for it.
	It's not that funny.
	Like, it's kind of, it's not very good.
	You just laugh about it in your head.
	Yeah.
	Like, oh, yeah.
	I'm not, I'm not that dedicated to this job to do that.
	That's just a stupid.
	I'm like, yeah, why don't you go make that Muslim joke in Saudi Arabia?
	Yeah, I'm not going to do that.
	In fact, I'm not going to go to Saudi Arabia.
	In fact, I probably can't even go because I don't think they even let foreigners in their country.
	But that's another story.
	But she starts telling me, oh, blaze TV, get out of here.
	I'm in the independent media.
	And her idea of independent media was the young Turk, so I told her off.
	Oh, my goodness.
	We are in the age of information.
	News stations.
	People like the blaze.
	They can turn our words against us.
	But we are the fucking bloggers.
	You understand?
	We are the fucking bloggers.
	We are the vloggers, you understand?
	We are the social medias.
	We are the fucking Facebooks.
	We are the Instagrams.
	And I support you.
	So, independent media.
	TYT has investment from Google of $22 million.
	They got corporate.
	Oh, yes, they do.
	Their studios are in YouTube in Los Angeles.
	They have corporate money.
	They're sellouts.
	They're sellouts.
	They took money from Google.
	Google's stealing your information.
	I'm on your side.
	Yes, I use a VPN.
	I use ExpressVPN.
	I don't let any of my daddy get taken.
	I hate Google is so evil in squashing true ideas.
	They're covering up the coronavirus.
	They're working with the Chinese government.
	They're putting up the break.
	Okay, so you really gave it to them.
	Yeah, I have two chins.
	That woman had like, she didn't even have a chin.
	She was a neck.
	You know, those people, the uninecks, where it just like, it just connects here.
	It's like seals where their head and their body are all one.
	Like this.
	It's like this.
	They're like, she's like, the TYT, TYT is, I'm from real news.
	Like, dude, Chake Unger, you didn't.
	The Young Turks is real news.
	They literally launched with the idea to push progressive candidates.
	That's like one of, like, they launched with intrinsic bias and they were open about it.
	And then also, too, like, fine, call the blaze bias.
	We're not like, we're partisan in that way, but it's like totally fine.
	But on the other hand, she doesn't even know anything about it.
	And then when I just tell her, she goes, that's not true.
	That's not true.
	And I'm like, well, unfortunately, it is true.
	Although I don't think the Young Turks has their studios anymore in YouTube.
	I think they built, they've crowdfunded a new studio.
	I don't watch their show.
	I don't really care very much about them.
	But what, do you know, the thing that I really wanted to know about these ladies, because obviously you're probably talking to them for a while.
	What was she saying that we are the Facebooks and the Instagram?
	Yeah, they're against corporations.
	But they are behind Facebook and Instagram, like the biggest core, one of the biggest corporations in the United States and like provocators of disseminating and suppressing information.
	And I was like, she goes, I don't know.
	I should have said that we are the Instagrams.
	We are the Facebooks.
	And I was like, okay.
	That is so confusing.
	But wasn't everyone like upset with Facebook just a little while ago because what's his face, Mark Zuckerberg was allowing Trump ads or something like that?
	Yeah, well, they probably aren't.
	It's still informed.
	It was an anti-white rally.
	Todd, wasn't it an anti-white rally?
	Yeah, they were all wearing African garb.
	And I'm cool with the black community.
	They're dope.
	But I'm not cool with racists.
	I should have just told that woman.
	I don't speak to racists.
	I need to do it in the future.
	Big sorry.
	I'm cutting this interview.
	I don't talk to racists.
	I should just start dishing that out.
	I feel like I thought I was going to get hit, though, because they all had like wooden signs.
	It had nothing to do with their race.
	I didn't care about that.
	No, but I didn't care about the race.
	Just to be clear, them being black had nothing to do with my thoughts on them.
	It was their racism that was the problem.
	Even if it was white people being racist, I have a problem with that.
	Like when white people are anti-white, that's the weirdest thing.
	Right.
	Like, that's weird.
	Like, that was weird, which reminds me, there was a guy who had to justify the fact that he had a white dog.
	Do we have that clip?
	Oh, it's the resistance.
	The resistance has gotten cuter.
	What are your thoughts?
	A little shy, a little camera shy.
	Well, you gotta love it.
	Despite being white.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And so he is saying about, oh, okay, yeah, like something about his dog not being racist.
	The question is, do we give the dog?
	Dog has big pee-pee energy or small pee-pee energy?
	Do you know what?
	I don't think that that actually matters.
	I think that if a man, a grown man, owns a little fluffy, shaggy dog like that, like a little scraggly mutt, that is not a man.
	So that's all I've got to say about that.
	That's really shallow, but it's true.
	I mean, I love a dog.
	I just think men, if you're a man, I think that's a woman's type of dog.
	I think if you're a man, you need to own like a dog that's like, you know how people say that the dogs look like who you are?
	Oh, that's really sad.
	If he looks like that dog.
	And that's what I'm saying.
	I think if you're a man, you should dog look stronger than him.
	The dog looks stronger than the man.
	That's the sad part.
	It's more of an offense to the dog if the owner looks like the dog.
	Yeah, so I think forget about the pee-pee energy for the dog.
	It's about the owner, really.
	Yeah, and plus, I don't want to give dogs, I don't want to rate dogs pee-pee energy.
	Well, just a few minutes ago, you did.
	No, I don't want to.
	I do a lot of things on a show that I don't want to do.
	I just feel like I have to do them because it's necessary.
	Like, I mean, do you think I want to talk to the most degenerate, terrible people every day?
	No, I don't want to do that.
	Well, we can tell them that I talk to you.
	I'm not going to be able to do because I have to.
	Right.
	But it looks like you're getting tired of these protests and you'll really, because in a lot of your previous videos, you don't usually rip into them the way that you did with that woman.
	Oh, I'll rip into them, but you know, that woman needs to, she needs, you know, she needs to walk a little more, just be honest, or walk at all.
	And people say I'm mean to people.
	It's like, oh, yeah, what's more mean?
	My comment to walk.
	Yeah, or she died.
	She showed up to the protest.
	She showed up to the protest.
	Right.
	She showed up to the protest.
	That's okay.
	Did she show up to the march?
	There was a march.
	Did she show up to the march or did she get dropped off at the corner?
	That's not even a fat joke.
	That's a real question.
	And it's not about her weight.
	It was about her dedication.
	That's where you're sick as the audience because you thought I was making fun of her weight.
	But that's where you went in your head because you're not a good person.
	But I am.
	And when I said, was she dedicated and went on a walk, it didn't mean that.
	I meant, did she go on the march?
	Boom.
	This show doesn't make fun of fat people, but we do encourage them, of course, to get their health under control so they don't die early from preventable diseases.
	And that, sir, is love.
	Just like your doctor, tough love, but still love.
	Wow, this is really incredible.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	All right.
	But kind of jumping forward to the next thing.
	What other clips do we have here, Todd?
	I don't even remember.
	Oh, yeah.
	So watch this clip.
	So there's this guy and he rips up an American flag in front of an officer.
	Watch this.
	This is for the bad quality, guys.
	This was zoomed in on my phone from far away.
	You're the traitor.
	I have friends.
	Damn.
	That was a little...
	That's a statement.
	So lighting flags on fire and tearing them up in front of officers who have risked their lives and sworn to protect the people the flag represents.
	That's how free we are in America.
	I think it's really sad.
	I think it makes me feel really sad when I see people.
	I love America.
	I'm like trying to immigrate here and get a green card and things like that.
	And I come from a really great country.
	Australia is a really great country as well.
	And I love America.
	And when you see like Americans who are just like, I'm going to rip up my flag to because the president, you're like, oh my gosh, because you don't like the president at the current moment who lost four years, eight in this case, but you're going to rip up the flag.
	That's ridiculous.
	Go home and cry to your mom.
	Like I don't want to hear about it.
	He does that.
	Well, first of all, jokes on him.
	Capitalism.
	He paid for the flag.
	Right.
	So some company is profiting off of that and the American economy is growing.
	But then also because he's protesting, the police have a job, which then is there and that's necessary.
	And I'm sure he doesn't pay taxes.
	But the point is he's ripping.
	He's ripping it.
	It's creating an entire economy.
	I have a job because of him.
	Todd, you have a job.
	You have a job because of him.
	It's like, we're all working because that guy ripped up a flag.
	So in some ways, ripping up flags is helping America.
	But I'm not promoting ripping up flags.
	No.
	I don't promote bad behavior.
	And I think that they were lighting the flag on fire.
	But what's funny is they couldn't get the flag to light on fire.
	They couldn't get it to light on fire.
	Well, that's just embarrassing for them.
	I want to know when this guy went home to his wife, what he told her about his evening.
	Hey, babe.
	I'm ripped up.
	His wife?
	You mean his husband?
	Whoever he goes home to, his partner.
	No, wait, he's probably polyamorous.
	Thruffle, his wife and his husband.
	He goes, goes back to his partners, goes back to his partners, whoever they may be, and says, Guess what?
	I had a really great night.
	I was out with the boys.
	No, wait, we don't know this.
	Out with the themes and the days.
	All my friends.
	Can you say friends?
	No.
	Comrades.
	Comrades.
	Hummus was there.
	What are some of their other names?
	Apontis.
	Appontis.
	They go home.
	His best friend, a two-spirit, two-spirit gentle, and goes home and guess, like, I ripped up the flag.
	You think they're all going to give him a big pat on the back?
	Dude, nice luck.
	Yeah, no, they're going to do more than just pat him on the back.
	They're going to get in a circle and they're going to do something other than just pass the pipe.
	I wasn't going there.
	That was a bad joke.
	I didn't go there, Todd.
	I'm being good.
	He laughed, but I wasn't.
	Those of you that thought I was going to say something, I know the mistakes you made in high school and junior high, but God did too.
	And he loves you and will forgive you.
	But hey, those memories will never go away and you have to live with them for the rest of your life.
	Wow.
	That's true.
	Poor people.
	Anyway, I would say that's small pee-pee energy.
	That's small pee-pee energy.
	Okay, I can get behind that.
	Yeah, that one's super small pee-pee energy.
	And so, yeah, they did that.
	That was just ridiculous.
	That's just disrespectful.
	To be honest, tearing up a flag is just stupid.
	It's remarkably, demonstrably uncalled for.
	It's your right to do, but what I think is ironic is that that guy was recently charged with a hate crime for lighting a gay flag on Facebook.
	That same guy was.
	No, no, gay guy.
	He's like, I can't for real.
	He's like a flag professional flag ripper.
	He's like, I hate flags.
	I just hate them.
	He's like, I get charged for the gay flag, but I'm not on bail and I'm not doing that no more.
	That's just changed.
	You know, like, I'm ripping it up.
	Flag ripper.
	What do you think about people who wear flags on their thongs?
	Because in Australia...
	In America, we don't call them thongs.
	That would be a very thin flag.
	Also known as butt floss.
	Flip-flops?
	Jandles?
	What would you, guys?
	How do you feel?
	Flags on your thongs?
	It's like, no, it's not, it's not the stripes.
	It would just be the stripes.
	One star.
	Only enough room for the stars.
	Stars and stripes, the star and stripe.
	It's just right up the crack.
	But what would be a real crappy situation?
	Because in Australia, we have like on our thongs, on our flip-flops, we've got the Aussie flag.
	And on Australia Day, we've got everything.
	We've got flags on every piece of clothing and shoe that you can fit.
	Clothing.
	Okay, keep going.
	And we walk around with our little thongs on, a little flip-flop.
	What does that do with anything?
	Well, how would Americans feel about that?
	Because I feel like Americans hold their flag a lot more sacred.
	As long as you're shooting a Roman candle in one hand and a light beer in the other, you can wear a flag anywhere.
	I mean, they say the flag code is being violated, but I've looked into that.
	It's not really violating the flag.
	If you're like stepping on it.
	It's not just the pattern, because the pattern can be used in products.
	The flag code is for the military, too.
	It's not for civilians necessarily, but it can be respected.
	People always talk about the flag code.
	I think you should respect the flag, but it's important that you look at the context.
	If somebody's putting it on a material to shoot it, not cool.
	But if somebody's wearing it because they're proud of their country, then you need to have some context and some like normal American spirit.
	Like they're wearing it because they like the country and they like being American.
	They're not wearing it too.
	It's not the intent to disrespect.
	That's why it's like, well, you know, he has a flag and he's ripping it.
	It's like it says right too.
	That's against flag code, but that's disrespect.
	That's different.
	But I thought these protesters, overall, out of like, of like one to 10 inches, what's the PP energy overall you're getting so far?
	One to 10 inches of PP energy.
	I'd give it.
	That was a good one.
	Between one to 10 inches of PP energy when you give this.
	Well, okay, we need to just clarify because is PP energy good?
	Oh, big PP energy is mega PP energy.
	I give this you're doing good.
	Okay.
	Not just productive, you're reproductive.
	Well, because they seem to be doing the usual stuff and some people, you know, that the black people showed how stupid they are, the smaller their pee-pee.
	Well, I think overall, because from what I've seen of all the other protesters, I think they're sort of staying strong.
	It wasn't the worst, weakest protest I've seen.
	They're staying strong.
	There was some great moments overall.
	They got the flag rip in there, which is great for them.
	You got a dog.
	And Tifa.
	Antifa, yeah.
	They stayed strong to their uniform.
	So I think overall, I give them a solid four.
	This is what the show's degraded into.
	Like, some of the people that get this far in the show know this is where we get where we get to.
	Yeah, but that was where it is.
	And then I want to, I want to, one last clip before we end.
	You know, this is going to get a little more political.
	Mike Bloomberg, I actually, I'm not going to make my comments and what I think about his height.
	Speaking of micro and small people, Mike Bloomberg, that's a good segue.
	You know, the protesters think that Trump is the worst person of America, but they are really mad at Mike Bloomberg.
	Watch this clip of what they said about Mike.
	Michael Bloomberg is Trump 2.0.
	Michael Bloomberg is not going to fight the billionaire class.
	There's only one candidate who is going to take over.
	All right.
	I think we should get behind Mikey Mike.
	Yeah, no.
	So first of all, these people are so radical.
	That's what I was going to say.
	I do, that's why I went from micro to small.
	So I'll tell you.
	They went up and pee-pee.
	This guy brought the pee-pee energy up because he called out Mike Bloomberg and says he's Trump 2.0, which is like, I know I can translate into my language.
	They're saying, oh, Trump's the worst person in the world, but Mike Bloomberg is worse.
	And at least like they're starting to see a Democrat, like they're finally starting to see through the deception that these candidates aren't good.
	So it's true.
	I don't think Trump is as bad as they think he is.
	But Mike Bloomberg is not a great guy.
	So he's right.
	Like Mike Bloomberg's bad.
	So it's kind of like, you know, like if someone said, like, like, you know, when someone makes a comparison, right?
	And they're trying to be nice.
	You know, like when someone tells you something and they tell you, oh, yeah, like your hair looked ugly yesterday, but it doesn't today.
	And it's like, it's, that's, like, mean, and it's, like, not the best way to say something, but at least you gotta be aware of it.
	It's like a compliment and a cut down at the same time.
	Yeah, like when we like, yeah, exactly.
	Like when Antifa tells us, F, you guys, we hate you.
	It means I'm doing something right.
	Right.
	So it's like Bloomberg being worse in their eyes than Trump.
	He's doing something wrong.
	Do they only dislike Bloomberg because he called out Bernie Sanders and doesn't want socialism?
	No, it's because he said that we in order to make a city safe, we need to more heavily arrest and police black and brown people.
	He said those words?
	Yeah, like you said black and brown people?
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Wow, he suddenly is Trump 2.0.
	Yeah.
	He actually, so Trump's never actually said any of the things that they say he said, but Mike Bloomberg has said all the things they would think Trump said.
	So that's why Mike Bloomberg is just the Trump.
	But if Trump actually said all the things that they claim he said.
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	Let people know how much pee-pee energies.
	Do you give us four pee-pees, five pee-pees, and we max it out at the average pee-pees is five.
	All right.
	Have a great rest of the day as always.
	And may God bless the United States of America.
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