Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - It's Time to Pick a Side: Patriots vs. the Crazies

Dec. 17, 2020 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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It's Time to Pick a Side: Patriots vs. the Crazies | SOS

SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE SEGMENT: As we head into 2021, Emmy-winning comedian Nicole Arbour believes that it's time to pick a side and it’s no longer about Democrats vs. Republicans. Do you agree? The Washington Post once again tries to spin the news and Nicole has a trick so that you don’t fall for fake news. Don’t forget to support the show via https://blazetv.com/elijah. WATCH THE FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/Ko_5toUaAwA ________________________________________________________________ Become a subscriber at BlazeTV https://get.blazetv.com/slightly-offensive/ use my code "ELIJAH" to get $10 off a full year ________________________________________________________________ Slightly Offens*ve Merch: https://shop.blazemedia.com/collections/elijah-schaffer ________________________________________________________________ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING!: APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed) ______________________________________________________________ ➤BOOKINGS/INQUIRIES: ELIJAH@SLIGHTLYOFFENSIVE.COM _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffens ➤ PARLER https://parler.com/profile/Elijahschaffer/posts ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/officialslightlyoffensive #SOS #Patriots #Trump Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84AQ4YThcZ4 Uploader: Slightly Offens*ve

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unidentified		It's not, you know, left versus right anymore, the two political parties.
		It's patriots versus the crazy.
		And that's what's happening.
		So, again, it's just like picking a side because it is going to go down.
		Are you on the side that thinks pronouns are something worth fighting about?
		Or are you on the side that's like, hey, they're stealing our election?
		They're stealing the actual thing that makes America America, that the whole world tries to get into America.
		It took me like four years to be an immigrant in America and do it legally and work my way up.
		And I'm so proud of it.
		And I'm watching it get stolen.
		And I grew up like loving the American dream.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is sad evening.
		It's really sad.
		My wife, like, I always say, like, almost making me cry because I'm getting to that point where I'm getting emotional.
		Like, I'm not actually shedding real tears.
		It's like the crying in the inside where like your heart's weeping.
		Because, you know, she's from Australia.
		She's an immigrant.
		I immigrated her over here.
		You know, that's the way, guys.
		A lot of you complain there's not like there wasn't anybody good in LA.
		So I just stole a woman from Australia.
		That's good.
		But outsourcing.
		But like, but she told me like something that was really hurt when she was like, you know, Elijah, like it hurts my heart.
		She told me because I've always loved America and I've always wanted to be an American.
		I've wanted to be a part of this country.
		It's so fun.
		It's so exciting.
		And she goes, and it's like sad that within years of me moving here, it's like what I've known America to be just isn't here anymore.
		And it's just like sad to see this country, like, where's the American spirit, the fighting of the people?
		Like, why are people just shutting down their businesses?
		And I told her, I go, I think that it's like the curve is going to suddenly get over.
		I go, you're going to.
		And you're starting to see people.
		I go, just wait.
		And if you're, you're going to see like this, I want to show this this video.
		We're going to get this controversy of people fighting back.
		You know, a lot of people like I want to be that objective reporter and just be like, yeah, you know, like there's no chance you're going to be the same.
		Shouldn't be like tearing down people's signs.
		But you know what?
		When I think about it, it's like Americans, not it's not Proud Voice versus Antifa or this controversy of like Proud Voice versus this traditional black church.
		These are people of Americans fighting back communists and terrorists in our country.
		And I say, hell yeah.
		Let's play the clip that started this controversy of them tearing down the sign.
unidentified		Yeah, we got ladies here.
		We got ladies.
		No, I can't bear it.
		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So did you see on that church where it said the church of blacks?
		And then that guy was like, that's a black church.
		You, all the black people are inside.
		Quick, take down that random nuanced sign so we can vandalize the black church of black people because we hate black people.
		Did you hear that part of the video?
unidentified		I didn't have to roll back the clips.
unidentified		I didn't see any of that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, listen to this article.
		Listen to this article.
		This is not a joke.
		So that's what I saw too.
unidentified		All I saw was just like, whatever you're about to read me is written by idiots.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You need to look at the people.
unidentified		Okay, this is for all humans listening, watching.
		You need to go.
		This is my favorite game.
		I click on who writes before I read it.
		And then if I don't think they're cool or a dope human or intelligent, okay, let's do this.
		Then I just don't do it.
		It's a game I play every day.
		Last time, the Washington Post wrote a ridiculous article about Elon Musk.
		I clicked on this.
		She has just graduated.
		She hasn't graduated college.
		She still writes for her student newspaper.
		And now she's a Washington Post journalist talking about Elon Musk.
		Sit down, idiot.
		Sit down.
		Okay.
		You know, you're right because this guy that wrote this article looks like a virgin, doesn't he?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		His name is Tim Stellall.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Never seen MVG.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And look at, okay, like, first of all, look at this.
		His last tweet is: COVID anxiety dreams continued.
		He's having anxiety dreams about COVID.
		That's what, yeah, what a loser.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I mean, he's probably got the biggest penis in the room.
unidentified		Wait, everyone needs to do this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We need to like.
		And he's got Blackface on his title.
		He's a racist.
unidentified		What a racist.
unidentified		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, Tim wrote this about that video.
		That was, this is why we have to be on the ground.
		I want to remind you guys: this is why we need to be on the ground.

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