Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - It's Time to Pick a Side: Patriots vs. the Crazies | SOS
Aired: 2020-12-17
Duration: 03:59


=== Patriots Versus The Crazy (02:14) ===

[00:00:00]  It's not, you know, left versus right anymore, the two political parties.
[00:00:03]  It's patriots versus the crazy.
[00:00:05]  And that's what's happening.
[00:00:06]  So, again, it's just like picking a side because it is going to go down.
[00:00:10]  Are you on the side that thinks pronouns are something worth fighting about?
[00:00:14]  Or are you on the side that's like, hey, they're stealing our election?
[00:00:17]  They're stealing the actual thing that makes America America, that the whole world tries to get into America.
[00:00:23]  It took me like four years to be an immigrant in America and do it legally and work my way up.
[00:00:27]  And I'm so proud of it.
[00:00:29]  And I'm watching it get stolen.
[00:00:30]  And I grew up like loving the American dream.
[00:00:33]  This is sad evening.
[00:00:34]  It's really sad.
[00:00:35]  My wife, like, I always say, like, almost making me cry because I'm getting to that point where I'm getting emotional.
[00:00:39]  Like, I'm not actually shedding real tears.
[00:00:40]  It's like the crying in the inside where like your heart's weeping.
[00:00:44]  Because, you know, she's from Australia.
[00:00:45]  She's an immigrant.
[00:00:47]  I immigrated her over here.
[00:00:48]  You know, that's the way, guys.
[00:00:49]  A lot of you complain there's not like there wasn't anybody good in LA.
[00:00:51]  So I just stole a woman from Australia.
[00:00:53]  That's good.
[00:00:54]  But outsourcing.
[00:00:55]  But like, but she told me like something that was really hurt when she was like, you know, Elijah, like it hurts my heart.
[00:01:02]  She told me because I've always loved America and I've always wanted to be an American.
[00:01:07]  I've wanted to be a part of this country.
[00:01:08]  It's so fun.
[00:01:09]  It's so exciting.
[00:01:10]  And she goes, and it's like sad that within years of me moving here, it's like what I've known America to be just isn't here anymore.
[00:01:17]  And it's just like sad to see this country, like, where's the American spirit, the fighting of the people?
[00:01:22]  Like, why are people just shutting down their businesses?
[00:01:24]  And I told her, I go, I think that it's like the curve is going to suddenly get over.
[00:01:29]  I go, you're going to.
[00:01:30]  And you're starting to see people.
[00:01:31]  I go, just wait.
[00:01:32]  And if you're, you're going to see like this, I want to show this this video.
[00:01:34]  We're going to get this controversy of people fighting back.
[00:01:37]  You know, a lot of people like I want to be that objective reporter and just be like, yeah, you know, like there's no chance you're going to be the same.
[00:01:44]  Shouldn't be like tearing down people's signs.
[00:01:46]  But you know what?
[00:01:47]  When I think about it, it's like Americans, not it's not Proud Voice versus Antifa or this controversy of like Proud Voice versus this traditional black church.
[00:01:54]  These are people of Americans fighting back communists and terrorists in our country.

=== Why We Need To Be On The Ground (01:59) ===

[00:01:59]  And I say, hell yeah.
[00:02:00]  Let's play the clip that started this controversy of them tearing down the sign.
[00:02:11]  Yeah, we got ladies here.
[00:02:14]  We got ladies.
[00:02:21]  No, I can't bear it.
[00:02:30]  Yeah.
[00:02:33]  So did you see on that church where it said the church of blacks?
[00:02:35]  And then that guy was like, that's a black church.
[00:02:37]  You, all the black people are inside.
[00:02:39]  Quick, take down that random nuanced sign so we can vandalize the black church of black people because we hate black people.
[00:02:45]  Did you hear that part of the video?
[00:02:46]  I didn't have to roll back the clips.
[00:02:47]  I didn't see any of that.
[00:02:48]  Okay, listen to this article.
[00:02:49]  Listen to this article.
[00:02:50]  This is not a joke.
[00:02:51]  So that's what I saw too.
[00:02:52]  All I saw was just like, whatever you're about to read me is written by idiots.
[00:02:56]  You need to look at the people.
[00:02:57]  Okay, this is for all humans listening, watching.
[00:03:00]  You need to go.
[00:03:00]  This is my favorite game.
[00:03:01]  I click on who writes before I read it.
[00:03:04]  And then if I don't think they're cool or a dope human or intelligent, okay, let's do this.
[00:03:08]  Then I just don't do it.
[00:03:10]  It's a game I play every day.
[00:03:11]  Last time, the Washington Post wrote a ridiculous article about Elon Musk.
[00:03:14]  I clicked on this.
[00:03:16]  She has just graduated.
[00:03:17]  She hasn't graduated college.
[00:03:19]  She still writes for her student newspaper.
[00:03:21]  And now she's a Washington Post journalist talking about Elon Musk.
[00:03:24]  Sit down, idiot.
[00:03:26]  Sit down.
[00:03:26]  Okay.
[00:03:27]  You know, you're right because this guy that wrote this article looks like a virgin, doesn't he?
[00:03:30]  Oh, yeah.
[00:03:30]  His name is Tim Stellall.
[00:03:32]  Yeah.
[00:03:32]  Never seen MVG.
[00:03:34]  And look at, okay, like, first of all, look at this.
[00:03:36]  His last tweet is: COVID anxiety dreams continued.
[00:03:39]  He's having anxiety dreams about COVID.
[00:03:40]  That's what, yeah, what a loser.
[00:03:43]  Yeah.
[00:03:43]  I mean, he's probably got the biggest penis in the room.
[00:03:45]  Wait, everyone needs to do this.
[00:03:47]  We need to like.
[00:03:48]  And he's got Blackface on his title.
[00:03:50]  He's a racist.
[00:03:50]  What a racist.
[00:03:51]  Okay.
[00:03:52]  Anyway, Tim wrote this about that video.
[00:03:54]  That was, this is why we have to be on the ground.
[00:03:56]  I want to remind you guys: this is why we need to be on the ground.