June 18, 2020 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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My Weekend in #CHAZ (Part 1) | Ep 61
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You know, everybody needs to just raise their glasses with me right now.
And thank God.
Because I'm alive.
I actually did my first foreign national trip to another nation.
I visited the newest country in North America, Chas or CHOP.
Not to be confused with Lamb Chop.
It is the best country, in fact, according to the 14 people who permanently live there.
For most of us, it looks like a homeless encampment with armed guards.
But guys, I don't even recognize myself anymore.
I'm a changed man.
I'm a new man.
We know this.
Check this out.
I mean, look at that.
I have taken a picture.
I made an entire greeting card.
And if you didn't receive one of them, it's because you're not important to me and you actually don't matter in this world at all.
But if you did receive one of those cards, then you would know that I've been okay.
I'm still okay.
And the mental problems that I'm facing are just because I'm insane, not because I went to this country.
Before we jump into this insane story of what it's actually like to live in Chas, I lived in this new country in Seattle area for three days, for three days, three whole freaking days, like Jesus in the tomb.
I was dead, but then I rose again and I'm alive and I'm back.
Except I'm not offering salvation.
I'm offering C minus comedy and D level journalism coverage.
So a little bit less than an entire religion that can save your faith.
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So let's talk about this.
So yeah, I found out that there was this Independence Day.
Essentially, homeless people and anti-fascists, Black Lives Matter, gathered themselves, all of their trash and human feces together and created a colony in Capitol Hill area of Seattle.
I'll be damned.
And it's a beautiful place.
Check this out.
I mean, they have rich culture.
They have rich culture.
That's me there with the Mexican flag bandana.
Really beautiful place.
Antiva for BLM.
They have, you know, even have wood boards.
Really nice stuff.
You know, there I am there in another set of fashion.
I've got a Nike hat because I support slave labor in foreign countries that virtue signal in the United States.
And you have a nice sign that says you are entering free Capitol Hill.
And you can tell it's going to be a nice city because, you know, you go to cities and you see the signs.
It's like, oh, welcome to Whittier, California, where I'm from.
Or, you know, welcome to Arizona.
Well, they've basically made homeless encampment signs with stolen barriers from freeways and let you know you're basically entering into a shithole.
This place makes Haiti look like a five-star retreat.
And that's saying something.
Seriously.
But, you know, these people are friendly people.
I'm just giving you guys a little background before we jump into the meat of it.
They have nice signs like take your guns.
They spell the G with an 8, with a pentagram.
All my Satanists out there, you know, woohoo, you know, this is get the devil.
This is really a bright and a warm welcome place.
But as you can see, I look pretty pretty good.
I'm wearing my black bandana.
I have my black sweater on and I'm in front of a take your gun sign with satanic symbolism.
I mean, talk about a welcome to remember.
But, you know, before we can even talk about what it's like to live there, we've also got to talk about what it's called, right?
Because people are saying, oh, it's Chaz.
People are saying, hold up.
Don't give it a white guy's name.
It's actually called Chop.
But what is it?
So, you know, you'll see signs like this that say, oh, Capitol Hills Chop, right?
With rainbow colors, letting you know that you can hate the government and have sex with the same gender all on Capitol Hill.
Doesn't matter if you're on the top of the hill or the bottom of the hill.
You're all welcomed here.
Now stands for Capitol Hill Occupied Protest.
And that's realistically, joking aside, what the Black Lives Matter calls it, because they call it an Occupy protest.
Remember the 1%?
This idea of there's this protest going on in the country and they are occupying an area?
They call it an occupation.
Sounds a lot like what we've been doing for freedom in Iraq and Afghanistan for two decades.
I hope they're enjoying their democracy there.
Well, these people don't believe in democracy.
In fact, they believe in communism and group-run organization, which is why some people have actually called it Chaz, which is a Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, which is a separate place apart from this country.
Not to be confused with their warlord, Raz Simone, who actually operates the place.
What I do like about the signs is that they're both just about as bad as each other.
So it's like, it doesn't really matter what you call it.
It's like, can somebody at least hire, you know, somebody who's good at this?
I thought the one thing the left was good at was art.
But unfortunately for them, there's a power struggle.
And do you notice it says, well, welcome to Chaz?
Yeah, that's where we're at.
So I want to talk a little bit about what Chaz looked like and living there.
So the first day I got there, we had people like this.
So basically, what you have here is free donuts being offered.
This is the no-cop co-op in its first level of Age of Empires.
We are in the Stone Age here.
And you see him just kind of playing with cans and they're offering free food.
They're getting donations.
He's squiggling it around, throwing some corn juice out for the, you know, for the homies.
And I just want to point out the fact that there is actual open donuts right there.
We're in COVID right now.
We're in COVID right now.
And just a few months ago, people were telling us we couldn't even have barbecues at our own houses.
But you can have a homeless person with bare feet smacking around with the cans.
Okay, so you had a garden for the indigenous, black, and their plant allies.
So this is like plants versus zombies in real life.
First of all, I don't know what the hell a plant allies.
Is that weed?
I don't know.
You know, I was big in the rap community, and that might sound discriminatory, but I'm just saying I don't know what that means.
What is a plant ally?
If you can answer in the comments, I'll take it.
But what's so funny is this intersectionality of bringing black and indigenous people together.
And there was a lot of indigenous people there.
And I don't know what that means to be Indigenous.
Really, I don't get the phrase.
I just know what it means in connotation to the country.
Because really, Indigenous is anybody who lives here.
You're now Indigenous to this land.
It's not like we leave it to the certain people who lived here before us who didn't even invent the wheel.
I mean, you can talk about Western culture being bad and tear down as many Columbus statues as you want, but it's like if Columbus didn't come, would the Indigenous people have modern medicine?
Probably not.
Probably not.
You should probably invent a wheel first before you invent vaccines.
But hey, I'm not going to tell you which order to develop your society.
But as things progressed and we had our segregated farms, you know, unfortunately, a population of a few thousand is not able is not able to be supported nutritionally off of like 12 plants.
I know.
It's crazy.
So they created this no-cop co-op.
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We receive donations.
There is a transgender water medicine of the communism.
Listen, we created a coverage, a separate coverage, which I just, it's too good to be true.
But I did a separate coverage just on pizza and tracking pizza in the land of Chaz and Chop.
We're going to call it Chaz on this show because I say, why be a Chad if you're weak?
Just be a Chaz.
It's like a Chad, but without all the attributes that make you one.
Exactly.
Us losers can have our own point.
But you know, we have Domino's.
Ben and Jerry's was there because nothing says independence from American corporatism and greed, like billion-dollar companies funding your project.
But that to be said, that Daily Beast let us know that all the companies that are around the area, including the stores, they were on board with what was going on.
Well, guys, they weren't on board.
They were boarded up.
That's where grammar is important if you're going to be a writer for a slanderous left-wing propaganda house like the Daily Beast.
These companies are in a place where they can't operate and make money.
And I don't know about you, but I run a business myself.
And last time I checked, other than operating goods and services, the reason why you do so is to make money.
And when you're closed, you can't do that.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
I filmed a guy eating pizza and they felt stupid because they're eating delivered pizza and they're preaching communism.
And so I try to film a guy eating pizza and watch how well he responded.
But if you can see the way his fat jiggled, he had this section of fat between his back and his butt.
I really do feel bad for him.
I'm being honest.
When I come down to these people, they're lost.
Unfortunately for us, Seattle people running around naked isn't that big of a deal.
I think they have a being lewd and not rude policy, or like naked but not lewd, or something like that.
Nude but not lewd is the policy in Seattle.
You can be naked in Seattle.
So this guy's not actually breaking the law, but he's running around and that shows you what's really happened to these cities, why the deconstruction has happened the way it has.
You know, what we have is Mayor Jenny Durkin, who is completely has directed the police to abandon their precinct in the area.
And they have caused them to not be allowed in the city.
And it's really true.
Police are not allowed in the area.
There was a man who overdosed actually in the field and he was transferred by Antifa Medics out to out to the Seattle fire.
So they don't have a tax system yet in this area.
So they're still using taxpayer-funded services to help their citizens who die.
Why don't they have taxes?
Well, check out what their citizens look like.
That guy showed us his butt.
This guy was flashing his cock out to women and men and different things.
He actually cut a hole out in his crotch, but he threw a cigarette at me.
And this is my interaction.
This was my first interaction with a Chazanite, which is what we're calling them now.
What was that he threw?
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Oh, that was to not hurt your army.
I don't even know.
We called it Smoke of the Stash.
It was taught to us by the Sasquatch pre-relatives.
He goes, you know, it's like a Sasquatch smokes signals.
I'm like, well, other than the fact you pulled out your choad and showed us.
Wait till you guys, if you guys saw the choad of that fat white guy, oh my gosh, it is like, it's so small, it's invisible, which makes it approximately double the size of mine.
Who would have known?
It was invisible though, but to be real, it was inverted.
And I think that's what happens when you're on drugs.
For my understanding, blood rushes away from the sexual organs.
But hey, you know, I partied a bit when I was younger.
I've done those kinds of things, but I've never walked around naked in a big city while doing them.
So that's the difference between me and a man who walks naked in front of children.
He walks naked in front of children and I don't.
Well, speaking of the police precinct, let's check out how it's looking.
The mainstream media says it's in pretty good shape.
And the media wouldn't lie to you, would they?
No, they wouldn't.
Because they're honest.
And they always tell the truth, which is why I took some footage of the police precinct.
You know, and it just, to watch the police precinct be abandoned, you know, I talked to individuals who were in the police academy, not police academy, police department.
We have contacts there.
And they said they didn't want to give up the police precinct.
In fact, they wanted to take it back, but they were being kept back by city officials who called this a summer of love.
And guys, we're going to show you this was not the summer of love.
In fact, I'm going to really show you a lot in the next episode.
Excuse me.
A lot of what really happened.
We're going to get into the insane violence that the mainstream media isn't showing you, including a street preacher being attacked and chokeholded like George Floyd face down by Antifa, a man named Luis Marquez, who's one of the leaders of Roe City Antifa, who didn't recognize me and gave me an interview.
A lot of that is coming up, but I would never leave you guys in a video like this without a little bit of action.
Check out the degenerate pieces of dog poop that are known as refused fascism that are now a part of Chaz.
Chaz has its own refused fascism followers.
If you don't know what refused fascism is, you don't watch this channel enough.
And you need to go back in my protest videos and watch some of the recent ones because my gosh, you know me and this group go way back.
But check out Refused Fascism.
It was Donald Trump's birthday in Chaz, and they celebrated it in a fashion you would expect.
A fashion of complete degeneracy, an absolute abhorrent speech, in a way that you would, for people who don't care about Donald Trump and hate him, they are very obsessed.
I always encourage these people, because I'm kind of an asshole, and I act like I'm their friend, and then I tell them what...
Do you got any messages?
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She stinks, she chokes, and she spits.
We want to give you a one-way ticket out of the White House.
Don't forget, Pence, take your whole fascist program with you.
We're going to, dude, these people are over the top, okay?
Over the top.
They had an inflatable Trump balloon.
They got orange balloons blown up.
And I asked the woman a question and she thinks about it, what she wants to say to Donald.
And she tells it to me over a megaphone.
Imagine they're like, oh, Comrade Carol, Comrade Carol, could you pick up the balloons?
They're in their Slack on their iPhones, you know?
They're on their Slack app, like all their capitalist products going, hey, Carol, could you pick up some orange balloons?
How many orange balloons did I pick up?
I don't know, like a dozen, like 12, 24, like orange balloons.
I'm like, oh, hey, Kevin, Kevin, hey, did you get a reimbursement from COVID?
Oh, could you use your $1,200 check?
Can we get an inflatable cake?
Yo, I'll get an inflatable cake.
Well, they don't use COVID.
They're funded by George Soros, by the way, Open Societies Foundation, a few other places.
But these are paid protesters, and they're apparently using the billionaire's money to buy balloons, which is a state of the resistance in 2020.
And unfortunately, the best thing that Chaz has to offer.
But guys, there's a lot more coming up in part two.
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And even that fell flat after a couple years of telling the same joke.
But guys, part two of this is coming out Friday.
I don't even know what day it is.
So let me see.
It's coming out on the 19th.
So if you're watching this before the 19th, part two of my experience with all the drama is coming out tomorrow.
Anyway, as always, my name is Elijah Schaefer, the host of Slightly Offensive.
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