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Oct. 25, 2019 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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DEBUNKING The Impeachment Rally with My Wife | Ep 30

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unidentified
Trump!
You are a criminal!
You are so evil!
This country stands proudly above all the religions of Europe fighting each other!
This country stands for all are equal, inalienable!
Hey, Trump, you don't agree with that!
That means you don't think that you're equal!
Oh, buddy!
I might have come looking for you!
Love it or leave it if you don't agree.
If you don't like all men are created equal, all men, women, and children.
elijah schaffer
Leave it.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was a good example of what Trump derangement syndrome actually looks like.
It has a face and a name, and that face is angry.
It's angry at Donald Trump.
unidentified
Why?
elijah schaffer
Because he was Democratically elected and they can't get him out.
And why can't they get him out?
It's because their feelings are what are against him and not the truth.
Of course, every time they upend another stone trying to look for evidence against Donald Trump to get him out, it looks like we end up incriminating another Democrat.
Talk about Ukraine with Biden.
Where's Hunter?
That's what I want to know exactly.
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Anyway, it's going to be a new type of format where we're taking never before seen footage from an impeachment rally that we went to the other week.
And we're taking that footage and we're going to talk about it.
We're going to give commentary.
So it's like you're going to get a street video and a studio video mixed into one, this sort of hybrid, always staying ahead of the game.
We are here, slightly offensive.
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We hope you enjoy the show.
Should we impeach Donald Trump?
Like, is that something that we really want to do?
Of course, when you looked at Ilhan Omar's recent tweets, she said, I was elected to do one of a few things.
And one of those things she said was elected to impeach Donald Trump, which if you know anything about government, you realize that Congress is not elected to impeach presidents.
Impeachment's kind of a bad thing, right?
You don't want to remove or put on trial a president for a crime because you don't want the president, the leader of the free world to be doing something wrong.
But of course, we know that today the government is corrupt and the left has gone absolutely wild in their accusations against a president that was put in place through legal means.
And we realize that people like AOC, people like Representative Ilhan Omar, were actually elected and put in place to impeach him, but elected by who?
Not the people, of course, but by corrupt organizations like Justice Democrats, which have been exposed by YouTubers like Mr. Reagan for using means to manipulate elections to put into office people that are trying to institute very far left and radically progressive agendas.
Why?
Not to benefit the people, but to re-engineer the country.
And I think that's not only insane, I think that that's illegal.
If anyone should be impeached, quote unquote, it should be Representative Ilhan Omar and AOC, who recently were wondering why all right-wing news outlets are allowed on Facebook, saying that why would Facebook allow websites like the Daily Caller, which was started by Tucker Carlson, to be on the website because it has ties to white supremacy.
That's absolutely insane.
They think every right-wing idea is white supremacy.
That's why they need to be fought harder, longer, and stronger by people to let them know that the diversity of ideas are what make us strong.
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unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Well, welcome to the show, Crocs On.
Thank you so much.
Also known as my wife.
I love you.
We're newly married.
It's been what, about almost a year, which is really an interesting thing because it feels like we've been married for 10.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, actually, it's been a really, really fun time and I've been having a great time.
And I'm saying exactly how you told me to say it on the show.
unidentified
Good one.
elijah schaffer
That's all we get.
All right.
So today's, obviously, we're going to get, we went to this impeachment rally, which was really bizarre.
You went filming, actually.
So I had my producer, Todd, and then you had his girlfriend, who I'm not sure if we're allowed to say her name on here.
Yeah, oh, Julie.
Okay, Julie was filming for you.
We went to the same place.
And why don't you tell me a little bit about what you saw there?
kezia schaffer
Well, it wasn't actually a really big protest.
There wasn't so, so many people were there.
I don't, I like smaller protests, but everyone was angry.
They've all had their little homemade signs.
And yeah, we basically just spoke to people and they didn't really have anything nice to say very much.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, nice to say, but here's what's crazy is that people don't realize it's a small protest, but it was supposed to be big because this is Los Angeles.
It's one of the most liberal cities in the country.
And this was a national event.
I mean, this was the impeach him event.
It was taking place all across the country.
And I'd say maybe no more than like 80 people showed up.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, but I also spoke to this one girl who was with Refuse Fascism.
And she, I think she was one of the organizers or something, but she was telling me that they were doing it every week.
Every weekend, they were doing another protest around Los Angeles.
And soon, like in the next month or so, they were going to start doing it every single day.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, they always say that, but okay, I'm not going to get into this, but they did do a protest the next week, and then everyone got kind of beat up.
But I don't want to get into that.
All right, so we're going to go through some of these clips from yours and my videos that people, I think people have seen your clips, but if they haven't, you could check out the links below to watch her video.
But my clips have never been released.
So we got there and there was this, of course, there's always a fat black woman yelling.
I don't know why.
We do that sometimes, you know?
We do it.
And they were on it, they were on a little like poorly made stand yelling.
So let's cue clip one.
And I want you to pick up on how deluded these people are.
This is what you walk into.
All right, let's cue the clip.
unidentified
I am not scared to hear you say you want the back in all this more to watch you throw your white Nazi symbols.
I am scared to see more people die because they don't have health care.
You demand it!
So I'm going to ask you to chant to know deep in your soul that no matter who laughs at you, no matter who holds a sign against you, that you have a duty in this country to fight for our freedom.
So repeat after me.
It is my duty to fight for our freedom.
Everybody to fight for our freedom.
It is our duty to win.
Everybody to win.
We must win and support one another.
We must win and to win.
We have nothing to lose but our channels.
It is our duty to fight for our freedom.
Trump 2020.
It is our duty to win.
We have nothing to lose.
Trump 2020.
Beautiful people.
Celebrate the 2020 freedom because we are already winning.
I guarantee you this.
If we keep in the streets, then we keep on powering.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Let's unpack this for a second.
So she's saying it's our right to fight for our freedom.
kezia schaffer
She thinks that fighting, because she's afraid that people are going to die from not having healthcare, the way that they're going to fight that is by chanting.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, by chanting.
And also what's weird is that she says we got to fight for our freedom no matter what they do, you got to fight.
And then she surrounds a girl who's screaming Trump and they start calling her a Nazi.
Shut up.
Jose, you got to speak out.
It's important for you to speak out.
And they're saying, shut up.
Like, they're literally going against what her, she's speaking on the microphone, coming down against like a little 40-year-old Trump supporter just yelling Trump 2020.
They're calling her a Nazi.
kezia schaffer
I just, that whole clip was really confusing.
I think the thing that really just like took it to the next level was Adam and Eve, the woman dressed up as Eve, just like getting in there, blocking the camera.
elijah schaffer
I thought she was Eve.
I think she was dressed up as Elizabeth.
She was poison Ivy from, I think it was a Halloween costume.
kezia schaffer
Oh, I thought she was dressing up as Eve with the leaves and things like that.
I thought, what?
elijah schaffer
The protesters like to dress up.
They dress up as whatever.
They like to dress up and pretend to be like patriarchy.
kezia schaffer
They're not really good, actually.
elijah schaffer
They're really good at deception.
And then also, would you notice too that she brought up the okay white Nazi left hand symbol, which they honestly, that started on 4chan, and that's not, that's a joke.
Like, there's no, there's no white power hand symbol.
Speaking, it's like, you know, when you get this, we're gonna, how do you do this?
Is it like this?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, but spread the three fingers out a little bit more.
elijah schaffer
Well, you can't do it.
kezia schaffer
Oh.
elijah schaffer
Well, she does this.
Sorry, for those of you listening, it's a wooden hand.
She made the okay hand symbol here, which was very, very interesting.
And she said that it was for Nazis.
And then she goes ahead and she starts saying how we're not afraid of you.
If someone holds a sign against you, but everybody there was holding a sign against Donald Trump.
Like, what is she talking about?
kezia schaffer
I don't know.
It was the whole situation was very confusing.
And for her to say, I've got all this fear and I'm so afraid people are dying.
So come on, everyone, chant with me.
It sort of doesn't, the solution doesn't really match the problem that they really seem to be facing, that they think that they're facing.
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Well, they think they're finding like white supremacist Nazis who are holding up hand symbols.
And it's just like a woman with a really dorky hat yelling Trump 2020.
And that's what they think are the Nazis.
And that brings it up to the next clip I want to play.
You ran into Jessica Drake, but I don't want to get too much into this, but this is really great.
So let's go into this cue clip number two.
unidentified
She in Melbourne at all like Melbourne is nice at Sex Spo headlining because I'm Jessica Drake.
kezia schaffer
Jessica Drake!
unidentified
So I'm Trump's 11th accuser.
10 years ago, I was working for Wicked Pictures, an adult film company, at a golf tournament in Lake Tahoe.
When we entered the room, he grabbed each of us tightly in a hug and kissed each one of us without asking permission.
kezia schaffer
Are you getting a lot of media attention or are people just ignoring you?
unidentified
Well, that's a great question.
I try to fly really under the radar.
I'm not necessarily here for immediate attention.
I don't normally tell people, but that is why we have 11s on our hands.
kezia schaffer
Oh, I thought it was an equal sign, like equality.
unidentified
Could be.
kezia schaffer
Did Trump say to you, like, I never saw that woman in my life?
unidentified
No, he did say, well, she's a porn star.
I'm sure she's been grabbed before.
kezia schaffer
Are you a porn star?
unidentified
Yeah, I've been in the adult industry for 20 plus years.
I'm also a sex educator.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so Jessica Drake.
So you meet this girl and she says, yeah, like.
kezia schaffer
I had no idea who she was.
I originally, because her friend that was there was dressed up as Trump in a Trump for prison 2020.
Exactly.
So I really wanted to speak to him, but he really was just not very interesting.
And then he was sort of saying, come on to her, come talk to me.
So I ended up talking to her.
She was a little bit boring.
I just didn't, I didn't think anything of it.
And she goes, oh, I'm Jessica Drake.
And you know that moment when someone's like, oh, you should know me and you'll like.
elijah schaffer
Corey Booker's Spartacus moment?
kezia schaffer
He says, yeah, and you just like Spartacus momentum.
Yeah, I had no idea who she was.
And I just sort of had to pretend like I was really excited to meet her.
elijah schaffer
But anyways, she goes, I'm Jessica Drake.
Now, I don't know.
I mean, from my understanding, you're not a big porn consumer.
kezia schaffer
Look, no, I'm not.
elijah schaffer
Well, I mean, I really, I didn't, I mean, if now's the time to tell me if it's true, he's like, you're faking it, and you're probably like, yeah, I don't know how I would know who she is.
kezia schaffer
I'm not interested in that sort of thing.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's what it was weird.
It's like she's telling you, first of all, a woman, like, I could see if she's like a famous porn star and she's meeting like some guy and going, I'm Jessica Drake.
And some guy's like, well, first of all, that's just awkward.
Like, what if you're with people and it's like, I'm Jessica Drake?
What do you go?
Oh, yeah, I know this porn star.
I watch her get to have sex on TV.
I know you.
Like, what do you say in front of your kids?
Oh, Jessica Drake, the woman's breasts that I watch.
kezia schaffer
I'll tell you one thing.
I did get a few comments on my video when I released this, and some people commented that she was a really bad actor, but they weren't going to disclose how they knew that.
elijah schaffer
So she's a bad actor in the sex department.
kezia schaffer
Apparently, according to the actual activity.
elijah schaffer
I don't think it's acting.
I think it's just called sex.
We could call it acting, but it's true.
No, but they do make noises and stuff like that.
And the thing is, the weird thing is that she looks a little bit like a porn star.
She has a typical LA look where she looks like that.
But she's like, I am Trump's 11th accuser.
I didn't even know Trump had an 11th accuser.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
Well, another thing that someone pointed out in the comments that I thought was really interesting is they said, notice how she says she's an accuser.
She's not a victim.
You know, she's not like, oh, I'm one of Trump's victims.
I'm one of his accusers.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I've accused Trump.
And it's like, okay, lady, she said he grabbed her.
It's like, between sucking men's penises for money and having your entire vagina spread open on a 4K television screen, what offended you was a man that hugged you?
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like you have men's penises on screens.
You let men masturbate to you.
But it's like, yeah, but the real issue here is a man hugged me.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
That's the problem.
kezia schaffer
I don't know her whole story.
I just watched a quick press conference where I guess she was coming out and it just seemed like he hugged and kissed each woman as they came into the room.
elijah schaffer
I did that to my grandma, but it's like, now this is weird though when you're comparing, like, I don't want to bring my grandma into a conversation where we're talking about pornography.
It's weird.
This is going in a weird direction.
kezia schaffer
Right.
Well, I just, honestly, I feel really bad for Jessica because, like you very graphically explained, all sorts of things.
elijah schaffer
I could have used worse words.
Worst words.
kezia schaffer
I know.
elijah schaffer
I said nice words, like I said pee-pee in the JJs.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I just feel bad for her.
I think that it's one of the many roles that men have in society is to protect women.
And I think that she's someone who's just been really used and abused.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and then she says, and she gave you her phone number.
We're trying to get her on the show.
That's going to be really good.
Trump's 11th accuser, sexual assault by hugging.
That's a new one.
But this is, okay, so this is a good idea.
So these people want to impeach him.
They say he's a sex addict.
He's done these crazy things.
But I have a theory about Donald Trump because the reason why they can't get him on anything, now I'm not against drinking alcohol.
And I'll always say this.
I'm not saying that he's a better man because he doesn't drink, but I am saying that kind of.
Like, because I'll drink too.
So, I mean, I think that we can say that probably a life without alcohol is probably healthier and better.
It doesn't mean you're an evil person if you do, but it's definitely better.
And Donald Trump doesn't drink.
And because he doesn't drink, even though he's done immoral things, he hasn't done any immoral things that he would have forgotten because he was wasted or he was drunk.
He basically has been sober-minded.
So when they're trying to catch him, like, well, he did this, or maybe he, like, secretly raped a woman, it's like, you don't, like, secretly rape a woman.
And when he says, I don't have anything on me, he's not hiding anything.
He's not like, wow, I was drunk that one time in college.
He didn't have that.
So, and I brought this up to a woman.
I go, if you want to impeach him, this is what happens.
Do they know who, like, if he gets removed from office after being impeached?
Right.
They know who actually comes in office.
It's Mike Pence.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
Who's more conservative, more radical, probably in his conservative agenda than Donald Trump.
And when you confront them, they don't even know how to answer.
So let's play clip three.
I'm asking this activist, by the way, who was one of the organizers of this event, I think.
unidentified
He's facing impeachment charges.
Do we want to wait for the impeachment ruling?
We need to stand up and fight for our rights, come together as one, stand united, and make sure that this never happens again.
We need to drive this Nazi regime out.
It's a very oppressive, repressive system.
It does not serve our people.
Thank you.
Awesome.
elijah schaffer
Can I ask you a really serious question?
If Donald Trump gets impeached, obviously Mike Pence is the vice president and he would take office.
What are your thoughts on Glitch Magazine, so Glitch TV, gaming culture?
So I'm just wondering, what do you feel like if that would be a more positive or more negative effect if we had Mike Pence come in after?
unidentified
I can't speak out against it.
I can't speak against unless I get permission from our organizer.
So let me talk to them first before I get my opinion on that.
elijah schaffer
I just always wanted to know because I felt like he's more conservative and he's like more strong on those issues.
And I didn't know if it would be better if Mike, because Mike Pence will take charge and know we don't really think about that too much.
unidentified
Right, right.
I appreciate you asking me the question, but our organization, we just all kind of club together and make sure that we're actually speaking to the right people.
I'd be happy to answer.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Kedu?
Thank you.
kezia schaffer
I don't think she's a lesbian.
I think it's just the glasses and the hat that's confusing.
elijah schaffer
It is a real lesbian look, though.
kezia schaffer
Those glasses and that type of hat, very, very lesbian look.
elijah schaffer
I would do lesbian.
I'd be in a lesbian relationship with her.
I'm sure I wouldn't be surprised if she was in a video with Jessica Drake.
But I mean, I'm not joking.
But okay, do you notice what she said, though?
When I asked her a serious question, she said a couple things.
Like, usually we just kind of clump together and decide who we speak to.
We don't answer questions.
That's exactly the problem.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
It's like groupthink.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
She's not, I'm not going to say she's retarded because we're not allowed to see retarded.
Only people who support Kamala Harris use the word retarded in a derogatory way.
But here it's slightly offensive.
We don't use that word, but we have used it, but we've changed.
So we just call people retards.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
Well, no, well, I understand when you go, oh, dude, I don't know what that question actually is.
So they go in and they have to go to that group and say, hey, does anyone know the answer to this question?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying.
elijah schaffer
It's like, no, but it's also like we don't talk to people who ask us real questions.
We decide who we're going to talk to collectively.
kezia schaffer
She's like, they don't even speak to Glitch Magazine.
That's ridiculous.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
What the heck is Glitch Magazine?
Well, I don't know, but we're with it.
And it's in my bio.
So it's like not a lie because it's a thing that I run.
It just doesn't exist in a real tangible sense.
But talking to people who don't work in tangible ideas, they don't work in the real.
They work in the metaphysical.
So I'm just going to join in and be like in this, like theoretically, there's things to like remove Trump.
Theoretically, this magazine exists.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
Glitch.
It's what we do.
kezia schaffer
What's glitch slogan?
What's the slogan?
elijah schaffer
Glitch.
It's what we do.
kezia schaffer
Oh, that's the whole thing.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Not even that we stand for something.
It's like glitch.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, what do you do?
It.
It's what we do.
kezia schaffer
Basically, that's it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's it.
unidentified
We do.
Okay.
All right.
elijah schaffer
But these people, that's my point.
Theoretical, Lee.
So you end up talking to this person, who, by the way, basically defeated themselves.
They talked about it.
It was very weird.
They were saying that we got to impeach him because he doesn't have a dog.
Like, we should be suspected.
kezia schaffer
Oh, yeah, this lady.
unidentified
Yeah, let's go ahead and try to clip four.
kezia schaffer
He doesn't even have a dog.
What does that mean?
unidentified
He's one of those kind of people that don't like animals that should be, that are suspect because they're evil.
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
Because he said that I do not like animals.
unidentified
Not that I know of.
I never heard that.
kezia schaffer
Right.
But it is a bit suspect that he doesn't have a dog.
I would be wary.
If someone doesn't have a dog, I would be totally wary of them.
unidentified
you're working 14, 18 hours a day and you can't take care of a dog, yeah, don't have one.
That's a good, uh, I have a hamster.
A what?
kezia schaffer
A hamsta.
elijah schaffer
Oh, we missed the Gus.
kezia schaffer
I didn't put Gus in.
elijah schaffer
We missed Gus.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Sorry, I'm getting a phone call from my sister.
unidentified
I'm doing one second.
elijah schaffer
Hey, I'm in the middle of filming a podcast.
Yeah, no, don't worry.
I mean, it's not a big deal.
Like, literally, it's like, it's just slightly offensive.
Like, it's like, she's like, oh, are you serious?
And doesn't even apologize.
unidentified
Oops.
elijah schaffer
It's like, yeah, it's like, I would say the same thing.
It's just, this is just the show.
This is the budget we have.
But the key thing is here, is, do you like how she said what she said?
She goes, it's suspect he doesn't have a dog.
And you just asked her, Did he ever say he doesn't like animals?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, she goes, no, I didn't hear that.
But like, if you work like 14 hours a day or something, then it makes sense if you don't have a dog.
And it's like, well, hold on.
The president of the United States, let me, how many hours a day do you think that he works?
elijah schaffer
6.5?
Like, he's probably part-time.
unidentified
Like, yo, Donald Trump, we're going to have you just come in this week, like Monday and wait.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, how many times is he at home?
I feel like he travels a little bit just a little bit.
elijah schaffer
Quit China.
We're going to have you stop in China on Saturday and then you just have Sunday off.
unidentified
It's like the president of the United States.
elijah schaffer
What do you mean?
The only person I know who would work that much is either my producer because he's mentally insane or Donald Trump.
kezia schaffer
Right.
But I did, a lot of my conversations with people are cut out just for it gets boring or whatever.
I know.
Hold on, honey.
But I was talking to her and I said, oh, well, sort of, doesn't Donald Trump work a lot of hours?
You know, would it be sort of hard for him to really love a dog and like take care of it and stuff?
She goes, yeah, well, Baron, his son, doesn't, but he could have the dog.
Sort of like this.
unidentified
Well, poor guy, like, I don't have a dog.
kezia schaffer
Am I going to hell?
Am I an evil person?
elijah schaffer
He's an eight-foot 12-year-old Baron.
kezia schaffer
Hi, is this a young guy?
He does it.
He is busy.
He's got school and stuff like that.
elijah schaffer
He's busy being a billionaire.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's hard stuff.
kezia schaffer
Dad's giving him small loans.
He's got stuff to do.
elijah schaffer
He's got small million dollar loans.
Yeah.
All right.
And this brings it to the next clip.
kezia schaffer
Wait, before you say that, one more thing.
unidentified
What?
Does that woman look a little bit like Donald Trump?
elijah schaffer
Can we go back?
Can we go back on this?
kezia schaffer
Does she look a little bit like a female Donald Trump?
elijah schaffer
Oh, my God.
Wait, I was trying to see.
unidentified
We have this Donald Trump toilet brush, which is the example of the day.
elijah schaffer
It's literally the Donald Trump toilet brush that for some reason my producer bought this.
And I think, man, with the budget we run this show on, I don't know how we're affording such nice things for the studio.
This is really, it's like you probably skipped a couple meals.
It's probably...
His Sabbath was extra religious.
Hey, and there you go.
unidentified
You hear it.
elijah schaffer
We have Jews that work for the show.
So as you call it, Zionist shills.
It's all because where do you think the money from Assad goes to?
Not into my account.
It funnels through my Jewish producer.
And then we defend Israel and refuse to attack them because that's how we get the money.
Exactly.
So that you, I'm just getting let him in how politics works, okay?
It has to, it can't touch, it can't touch Goyam's hands, the money.
So here we are.
But yeah, bringing that in, you talking about the fact that there's Baron's a kid.
And I think what really kind of disgusts me is the fact that not only do they attack kids, but that they're brainwashing kids.
And there's this poor clip here of this little girl.
So let's run this clip and let's just see exactly how brainwashed her.
Is this paired with where we see exactly how the woman is kind of like a little girl too?
I think so.
Let's go to clip five.
kezia schaffer
You drew this little picture.
Is that Donald Trump there?
And that's a little kid in a cage.
And is that you?
And you, and it says, look what you have done.
Look what you have done.
Wow, that is awesome.
Oh, there's a little picture of him with Putin.
unidentified
And they're smiling.
elijah schaffer
Okay, okay, okay.
kezia schaffer
Oh my gosh.
It looks like that candy that you guys have, that's like a little corn one.
unidentified
Well, dead children at the border.
kezia schaffer
Oh, okay.
elijah schaffer
Okay, there's that.
unidentified
Think of the innocent children locked up in cages on the beach.
elijah schaffer
I don't like him.
unidentified
He's ugly.
He's a liar.
kezia schaffer
Well, you can't say that someone's ugly.
That's something you can't really help.
He doesn't even have a dog.
What does that mean?
unidentified
He's one of those kind of people that don't like animals that should be, that are suspect because they're evil.
kezia schaffer
Has he said that I do not like animals?
unidentified
Not that I know of.
I never heard that.
elijah schaffer
Okay, first of all, all guys are dogs.
kezia schaffer
Including yourself?
unidentified
Oh, man.
elijah schaffer
Our dogs, some hide it better than others.
kezia schaffer
So you're a dog.
unidentified
Well, number 44 is always greater than number 45.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I heard you're not from here, right?
kezia schaffer
No, I'm Australian.
elijah schaffer
On behalf of my country, sorry.
unidentified
No, don't be sorry.
kezia schaffer
I love America.
It's a wonderful country.
unidentified
Not him.
About him, though.
kezia schaffer
Why?
He hasn't done anything to me, so.
unidentified
Yes, he has.
kezia schaffer
What did he do?
unidentified
Well, this was my promo video that I made for my video, so.
elijah schaffer
You didn't even take time when I said edit your clips down the show.
You didn't even take time to make new clips for the show.
kezia schaffer
I did.
I made all new clips.
elijah schaffer
You guys recycled promos.
unidentified
You had to do it.
No, that one twice.
elijah schaffer
We saw the Donald Trump girl.
kezia schaffer
That was my own one that I made for something different.
elijah schaffer
So you just threw a promo in there?
unidentified
You did that.
kezia schaffer
I didn't have any control through the clips order.
You're the one doing it.
elijah schaffer
I didn't even want to.
I thought they were edited right now.
kezia schaffer
Hold on.
Sorry, do you have a producer that sort of goes through the clips before the show?
elijah schaffer
He's supposed to, but he's already messed up twice.
I don't expect much more from him.
kezia schaffer
Blame it on the woman.
Like you always do.
elijah schaffer
Well, you know what?
I blame it on the woman, and he's Jewish.
It's like, that's what people like to do.
They blame women, they blame Jews.
That's the most popular thing to do these days.
And if you don't do it, then you're weak and you're a cuck.
And, you know, hey, it's okay, man.
I think they do.
They love to do it.
We'll just blame it on the producer.
kezia schaffer
All right.
elijah schaffer
So, Todd, sorry, you screwed up.
Okay, but they're like children.
They're brainwashing children.
I think what we get from this clip is they're like kids.
kezia schaffer
They're like, they've all got their little homemade signs, and they're all really happy to show me all the little things that I cut.
elijah schaffer
They're going down voice.
That's so mean.
I said, well.
That was not even nice.
That's like the Donald Trump thing.
That's like the...
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's that thing.
That's that thing.
That's really mean.
That's really bad.
I was bad.
There's nothing wrong with being Down syndrome.
I have Down syndrome, friends.
It's a great thing.
It's extra chromosome.
More love, more fun.
Not a problem.
I'm sorry to anyone that I might have offended with that one.
But I just thought that was kind of how they are.
unidentified
That's funny, that's what it's.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, well, he was a lovely little old guy.
All the people that I speak to are always really lovely to me, and they love to show me exactly what they've made in their little arts and crafts at the back of the house.
And it really is.
It just, when I was putting this together, it made me laugh because you see the little girl explaining to me her picture that she drew.
And then you see all these grown adults who are going, dead kids at the border, I guess.
elijah schaffer
Why impeach him?
Dead kids?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, he was trying to explain to me his sign because it was all like, had like blood splattered on it.
I said, oh, what's that about?
elijah schaffer
Dead kids?
unidentified
Dead kids?
elijah schaffer
And they don't know.
And I think that I wanted to cue this clip because they like they're so happy and proud of themselves for doing so little.
Like it's like you're just holding a sign you made in your house.
You don't even have your facts correct.
You have no idea why Donald Trump should be impeached, which shows me that we don't need him impeached because no one knows why he should be impeached.
It doesn't make any sense.
And that's why there's this girl and I love how happy she is.
She's banging her drum.
So let's put on clip.
Let's go to clip six.
And I just love, watch how happy she feels like she's doing so much for America.
unidentified
Don't forget it.
We have all of the power.
We have the power.
If we keep working and we don't stop, we will move past this very dark time in our history.
And I'm proud to walk with you.
Okay, so here's what I want you guys to do.
Carolina and I want you to use hashtags impeach now and hashtag by the people.
You can promote impeachment on your social media building.
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
Get your confidence out.
elijah schaffer
It's like, and I would hate to get out of hominin, but she's just like, it's like, she wants people that doesn't have a neck, you know?
unidentified
And it's like, impeach, promote social media.
elijah schaffer
Like, ma'am, like, the best thing you could do for yourself is see a cardiologist.
You know what I mean?
Like, you need to stop worrying about.
kezia schaffer
She was trying to rally the troops, Elijah.
She was trying to rally the troops.
elijah schaffer
And it's like, you guys, the thing you have more in common, you think you guys both like Big Macs.
And it's mean, but it's true.
Where we put this back here.
This is distracting.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Well, I've already ruined this.
unidentified
Oh, man.
elijah schaffer
All right.
There, I got it back.
But, you know, and I hate to be, but I'm being serious.
This brings it up.
These people are like broken.
They're unhealthy.
Their minds are sick.
And they think that by getting Donald Trump out of office, it's going to promote them.
And it's like, ma'am, you literally can't even read a clipboard.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, honestly, I do feel really bad for these people.
As much as we can sort of laugh at them and pick them apart, I do really feel bad for them because I honestly think that if I wasn't, you know, I was raised in a really political family and educated and things like that.
And I think if I was raised in a family where they believed everything that CNN said and all this sort of stuff, I could have easily been one of those people protesting because they really do believe what they're fighting for.
And we really believe what we're fighting for.
And I just feel bad for them because they're just, they're just, they've been lied to and they've got fear and anxiety that Donald Trump is going to kill them, that people are dropping dead left, right, and center, that there's dead kids in cages, all the sorts of things like that.
I mean, that's scary.
If that was something that you really, really believed in.
elijah schaffer
He wasn't going to sound that Asian.
I know.
kezia schaffer
He was there.
He was actually, that Chinese man was there with his wife and his daughter.
And it was a family outing, actually, for them.
They asked me to take a picture for them after that.
elijah schaffer
It's so sad.
Like, it's like, you're so pathetic.
You know, I want to bring this in here, though.
This is just a clip that I want to roll.
People always wonder why I don't try to correct people so much.
And you're like, trust me, we do.
We actually cut a lot of it out.
But when you have conversations with people, this is a sweet little old woman who was there.
She literally, she was like, I don't know, a couple inches taller than Will Witt.
Just like, she was.
She was.
And unlike him, she actually had a personality.
So what was interesting.
unidentified
She was savage.
elijah schaffer
Which was interesting.
Which was interesting.
But she was there.
So I talked to her and she's explaining to me how because Trump is illegally in office, we need to remove him and the electoral colleague.
Yeah, but if she starts saying, well, the Electoral College allowed the Russians to intervene.
Watch what happens, how confused she gets when you just introduce a few facts into her life.
She's kind of confused.
So let's go ahead and play clips, number seven.
unidentified
You know, she should have won last time.
elijah schaffer
It's Hillary McClure.
unidentified
She actually did.
If it wasn't for the Electoral College, which I think should be abolished.
Because I think every vote should count.
elijah schaffer
But if we abolish Electoral College, then just a few states will control the politics for the entire country.
And then we won't have equality of rights among states.
It would cause a civil war.
unidentified
But everybody's vote would be.
elijah schaffer
It would cause a civil war, though.
Because then what happened is all the middle states, which are all the gun owners, they wouldn't have any representation.
And we are a republic, right?
So they wouldn't have the right representation as a republic if we abolished that.
And then they would feel that they were being throttled.
They would never win an election again in their views.
And then in that case, they would probably feel like they lost their sovereignty and they would probably feel like they would need to take up arms.
And that's what I would be afraid of.
unidentified
Well, I'm afraid right now.
Bless her.
elijah schaffer
She was like a fetus compared to me.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That was like literally a fetus-sized woman.
Yeah, such a cutie pie.
She was a precious one.
kezia schaffer
And this is the thing is, you've got to have compassion for these people because, like you said, she's full of lies.
And as soon as you insert truth into her, she's like, huh?
Like, it's like, blows your mind.
So just have compassion.
Take it easy.
elijah schaffer
Can we, can we, well, we're going to see another clip of her in a moment.
Just the size difference.
Like, people always go like, why aren't you scared at these things, really?
It's like, I could have, if I wasn't looking, I would have stepped on her.
kezia schaffer
She almost broke him then.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I felt so.
Like, okay, by the way, at the Minneapolis rally, I was really, really sad because I remember when I first interviewed a midget or little person?
I am so bad with these words.
My supposed call midges.
kezia schaffer
No, no, no.
Midgies are those little bugs that bite you.
elijah schaffer
Oh, what do we call them today?
Small little people?
kezia schaffer
Little person?
elijah schaffer
Little person.
Will Wits.
Okay, Will Wits.
I interviewed another Will Witt at the Minneapolis rally, and I was like, do I bend down?
Because is that patronizing?
kezia schaffer
I don't know.
I don't know what to do because it sort of, if you do bend down and squat next to them.
unidentified
We're very tall.
elijah schaffer
We're very tall.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, but I wonder if it would make them feel like more they have a problem.
Not that problem.
elijah schaffer
Like, I don't, like, I'm like, but it feels bad because it's like, my poor, poor Todd's trying to film with like the Will Witt, the Minneapolis version, and it's like he's trying to get her in the shot, and it like cuts off underneath my chest.
And it's like, it's like, so then I do I get on a knee and then it looks like I want to marry a small person and I have a disability fetish.
And I don't want people thinking that at all.
kezia schaffer
There's nothing wrong with having a disability fetish, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
I know.
Well, obviously you have one.
You married me.
kezia schaffer
Yes, I certainly do have a disability.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
But I'm saying, like, I don't know.
But here's what even gets even better.
So this woman, I felt so bad.
So I just start, like, kind of, I talked to her for like 30 minutes and I just reigned so many facts in her life.
I just wanted to pick her up, put her in my pocket, and like take her.
Well, that sounds so creepy.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, but hopefully she's not going to be able to do it.
elijah schaffer
I want to take one home.
I just meant like I wanted to like just, you know, tell her, take a Xanax, sleep for a couple days, and re-establish your entire mindset on life because she is just being taken advantage of.
And so I want you to, well, I'm not promoting taking Xanax on.
I'm really bad at my job.
Why don't we go ahead and cue clip eight?
And I want to cue this one.
This is her again, actually.
Speaking of guns, I don't know how we got into a gun discussion, but it's pretty good.
Can you expand on that?
unidentified
Because right now, okay, my belief as far as guns, I don't believe in taking everybody's guns away, but I don't think we should have assault weapons that are weapons of war on the streets.
elijah schaffer
What do you consider to be an assault weapon?
unidentified
like the ar-15s or something that can fire multiple rounds you know like in a matter of a second you know um those kind of weapons are she really is precious Yeah, she just doesn't know any better for murder, for war.
elijah schaffer
But isn't that part of what those weapons are for citizens?
To be fair, I mean, I mean, look at the LA riots, right?
Do you remember when the Korean shop owners all had AR-15s and they were defending their shops and they rightfully defended their property from people who were trying to loot during chaos?
And we have so much civil unrest, not including the government saying they're going to come take away your guns.
Do you feel like people, that's what the point of the Second Amendment was, was to be prepared as an armed militia, or do you think that that's an overstatement?
unidentified
I think it's an overstatement.
Because if the Second Amendment, the way it's written, it was for militia to have arms.
They didn't mean for every citizen.
elijah schaffer
that it didn't didn't deny anybody from having a gun either but i think um anthony scalia the supreme court justice either 2006 or 2008 um had a supreme court decision that determined that Yeah, yeah, that a well-armed militia meant that citizens' right to access those kind of firearms, which is why the assault weapons ban was overturned.
It's just hard for me to argue with the Supreme Court sometimes.
That's all.
Okay.
So I was trying to be nice.
It's like, well, that's not what militia means.
I go, well, I don't know.
The Supreme Court said it means that.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
I don't know.
I feel like, you know, when you're trying to teach your mom or grandma how to use like social media or something, and every single time you try and teach them, you have to teach them brand new again because they never will learn.
That's sort of what those feelings is sort of how I felt watching this video.
She just, she's just a little old lady, and you just got to love her.
You don't need to try and say that she's dumb or she's.
elijah schaffer
She's not dumb.
kezia schaffer
No.
elijah schaffer
She's just misinformed.
unidentified
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
And I'm uninformed.
Oh, I just feel so bad because she really, she probably's thinking about her grandkids and people dying.
She wants the best, but she, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's why people are like, oh, all these lefties, they're all evil.
They all suck.
They're not all.
kezia schaffer
No.
elijah schaffer
There's a few.
There's the fat black women.
Clearly, the okay hand symbol, very confused.
She thinks it means Nazis.
kezia schaffer
Right.
elijah schaffer
Not what it means.
And then you have the no-neck woman girl that doesn't, can't read clipboards.
Get some glasses.
That will be the, that's a good start to changing your life.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
Glasses will change your perspective literally.
kezia schaffer
You can get a whole pack of glasses for CJ Max.
elijah schaffer
You must $9.
It's like, you might not be able to remove the president, but you can make a simple transaction at your neighborhood discount surplus store.
kezia schaffer
It's true.
elijah schaffer
Good for you.
kezia schaffer
Well, maybe we should buy some glasses and start handing them out at the rallies.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, I think they need more than glasses.
They need information and they need a little bit of truth smacked into them.
They need a little bit of that crap taken out of their other ears.
You know, this was, was this $20?
How much was this?
$20.
This was $20.
If you guys think that we should get a camera and a microphone on Todd for future things, I think Todd should be mic'd up.
A camera should be on him and he should be in the show every week.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I do too because we need to look better looking.
We need to get the ugliest one in the camera so we all look better.
We need to.
And we also need to let people know too that we support Israel.
So we keep getting true.
kezia schaffer
Because it would be terrible if we were called that word that people are called if they don't support Israel.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know.
You know, you know, that's just the thing, though.
I don't know why everyone's so sensitive about the Jewish topic.
It's like, I don't get, I just think it's a funny thing because everyone, people don't know whether you can talk about Israel or not.
I don't know.
I just think it's funny.
Everyone's up in arms.
And if you talk about Israel, it's like people either go in two crazy directions with Israel.
Just the point being.
You either get like the, I'm not going to even say their names, but you get the people that are always like, Israel's God.
I hate Israel every day.
Like, I hate it.
unidentified
Blah, blah, blah.
elijah schaffer
And you're like, okay, well, okay, cool, man.
You got anything else to talk about, dude?
Got toilet brush?
Pretty cool.
We could talk about that.
And then there's the people that are like, Israel could do no wrong.
And I just go, okay, well, I'm sure they do something wrong.
I mean, it's a country.
It's not like it's probably always doing the right things.
It's like, can we just accept that they're our ally?
And for the most part, we're working with them.
and you don't have to make like why does it i don't know why everyone cares about the jews so much It's a weird topic.
It's weird.
Either they care, either they love the Jews and they'll die.
unidentified
They're like, I love Israel.
elijah schaffer
I just either talk to them.
They're like, I love it.
It's like, it's Israel.
You're like, dude, calm down.
And then you talk to someone else.
They're like, Israel's evil.
You're like, calm down.
kezia schaffer
So basically, you just live your life telling people to calm down.
elijah schaffer
I like Anomaly, Anomaly's approach.
If you guys have an Anomaly, I like Anomaly.
Is he's just like, dude, just rest your case.
Like, stop freaking out about Israel.
Right.
Either way, it's a country.
There's good and bad about it.
kezia schaffer
Right.
elijah schaffer
It's not the end of the world.
But then there's all these weird people on the right that are like, Zionists, you're a Zionist.
And you're like, dude, you living, you what?
You work at Wiener Schnitzel.
Like, I don't care what you think.
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you don't know what's going on.
kezia schaffer
Right.
elijah schaffer
But I'm not going to fight.
It's like, you have a Jewish producer.
It's like, yes, he gets commands from Tel Aviv.
Yes, they talk, they tell us what content we can and cannot produce.
But is that slavery?
No, it's not.
Yes, his girlfriend's Jewish, and they clan up together and they're taking over our show and the back ends production of both of our shows, deciding what does and does not come onto camera.
Is that control?
I don't think so.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
All right.
Well, hey, baby, I will see you for the rest of the day.
So thank you so much for coming on the show.
kezia schaffer
That's it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
Wow.
kezia schaffer
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So that's how we end the show.
kezia schaffer
I just wasn't sure if there was something else you wanted to say to me.
elijah schaffer
I love you.
Oh, okay.
Yes.
I love you.
You're the love of my life.
And thanks to Simply Safe, this show is on the air.
I really want to give a big shout out.
Make sure that you check out simplysafe.com/slash offensive for free shipping money-back guarantee.
That is awesome.
And go there.
Check it out in the links in the bio.
Thank you so much for watching another episode of Slightly Offensive with your favorite gay black woman and his lesbian wife, Kezia Schaefer.
She's awesome.
Check out her links below to find out how to find her channel.
She's growing.
She's on the up and up.
And always, please remember that we love Israel.
Have a great rest of the day and God bless the United States of Israel.
kezia schaffer
Israel forever.
elijah schaffer
Just one more thing.
I'd like to leave you with a clip of probably not the best way to handle people, although I will say that everybody has the right to self-defense.
But I believe firmly that we should be avoiding violence at all costs.
And if you can de-escalate a situation, it's the best scenario.
But hey, to each his own, you do you.
And if that includes punching people everywhere you go, what's up, G?
unidentified
I'm a genius.
What's up?
kezia schaffer
you, nigga. What's up?
unidentified
You can give me shit.
No, you hear me.
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