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July 25, 2019 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Hollyweird Gets WEIRD

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elijah schaffer
What is this?
Dude, that's nice.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
This is YouTube shit.
This is dope this is are we rolling dice?
unidentified
Oh!
elijah schaffer
We're rolling dice.
Alright, really dice.
We have 10 guys.
Putting 20 down.
20 down.
10 down.
Where's this YouTube?
YouTube, man.
We're just having fun.
Welcome back to Slightly Offensive with your favorite gay black woman, me, Elijah Schaefer.
I am here on the streets of Hollyweird, California, and we are talking to people in the nightlife about their thoughts on the political climate on being a Republican or Democrat.
And apparently freestyling as well.
unidentified
What's up?
elijah schaffer
I do some interviews on the street.
People tell me I'm a beautiful.
I say I'm black meat.
They say I look white.
Yeah, I'm bright like the sky.
But look at me.
You know I'm good looking, Captain Nye.
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I'm out of breath.
I'm out of rhymes.
Not that I ever had them, but the rapping's back, and so are we.
I hope you enjoyed this.
Name one good thing Democrats have done to change the country for the better.
unidentified
Man, you know, I'll keep it 100.
You know, both sides haven't done much, man.
I just stick with the Democratic side just because the general principles, I think, what they stand for in general.
elijah schaffer
What do you think they stand for?
unidentified
Well, in general, and historically, they've been more for like liberal things, liberal arts, and you know, kind of civil rights.
That's going way back, you know.
elijah schaffer
So that's the kind of like ending slavery and all that kind of stuff.
unidentified
No, that was Republicans.
elijah schaffer
Ah, you got that?
unidentified
Yeah, and I understand it.
And I know where you're going with this.
And that's good.
elijah schaffer
I just want to see.
Because they haven't been really big on civil rights, actually.
They've kind of been against civil rights.
They have.
unidentified
Historically, that's true.
elijah schaffer
Girls, can we get one shout out for the Democrats?
unidentified
F ⁇ the Democrats.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
He said after Democrats.
unidentified
Yeah, if you want to go over the totality of history, the Republicans have been more for civil rights historically than the Democrats.
elijah schaffer
Bro, you look like a young P. Diddy.
You ever been told that?
unidentified
I do.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
elijah schaffer
Put the shades.
Put the shades on.
Show them the shades?
unidentified
Puff Daddy in the flesh.
You understand me.
elijah schaffer
Who do you feel is doing more for the country right now?
Democrats or Republicans?
unidentified
I don't even f ⁇ , but Trump, he on some crazy ass.
I'm going to put it like that.
elijah schaffer
You want that whatever he's on?
unidentified
No, he finna start a war.
We finna go kill something.
elijah schaffer
Which one of these parties is better for the country of the United States of America?
Democrat or Republican?
What's your opinion?
unidentified
Democrat.
elijah schaffer
What do you think?
Too faded?
Why Democrat?
unidentified
I don't know, because it goes more towards the poor than the rich.
So I feel like the poor need help.
I don't know.
That's just how I feel.
elijah schaffer
Do you consider yourself a Democrat or Republican?
unidentified
Democrat.
elijah schaffer
All right, so you're Democrat all the way?
unidentified
Out of the way.
elijah schaffer
Not a Trump girl?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
What do you identify as a Republican or Democrat?
unidentified
I'm independent.
elijah schaffer
Independent.
Why independent?
unidentified
Because our country was founded upon independency.
Not Democrats or Republican.
There was no such thing during George Washington's day as Republican or Democrat.
That was all Lincoln.
He was the first Democrat of America.
He was the first one that created the FBI.
elijah schaffer
Name for me the favorite accomplishment.
Lincoln?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
I thought he was the first Republican.
unidentified
Democrat.
elijah schaffer
He created the FBI.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Then name for me the favorite accomplishment of the Democrats in the United States of America.
unidentified
When we had the tax stimulation with Obama.
That was the best thing ever.
elijah schaffer
The tax stimulation?
unidentified
Yes, Obama, period.
elijah schaffer
The whole thing?
unidentified
The whole thing.
elijah schaffer
All eight years.
You voted for him in both terms?
unidentified
Sure did.
Loved him.
elijah schaffer
Third term.
unidentified
I voted for Clinton as well, which they cheated.
So f ⁇ you, Trump.
Fuck Trump.
elijah schaffer
Why do you hate him?
unidentified
LGBT, period.
elijah schaffer
What is he doing against them?
unidentified
Everything, just like everything that's I have nothing.
elijah schaffer
Do you consider yourself a Democrat or Republican?
unidentified
Neither.
elijah schaffer
Why neither?
unidentified
Because I'm kind of like passive in between.
It really doesn't matter which is which.
elijah schaffer
Who cheated Clinton?
unidentified
Who cheated Clinton?
Trump, of course.
And that's why his supporters, the people who voted, actually wanted to write the White House to get their votes back.
But it's too late, dummies, because he failed on every promise that he gave y'all.
So now look.
elijah schaffer
Do you consider yourself a Democrat or Republican?
unidentified
To be honest with you, I haven't really done too much research.
I'm between them, to be honest with you.
elijah schaffer
Have you voted in any election?
unidentified
I have.
I have voted.
elijah schaffer
Who do you usually vote for on the candidate state?
unidentified
Well, the last time I voted was Trump and was it Hillary, I believe?
elijah schaffer
Yes.
unidentified
I chose Hillary.
elijah schaffer
But his approval rating is the highest it's been in a long time.
It's 50%.
unidentified
Well, money is the root of all evil, and that's what's running this shit.
elijah schaffer
The lowest black unemployment, highest black home ownership, lowest minority poverty rates in general.
It's at the lowest in the history of our country.
It's pretty good.
unidentified
I'm not sure that that's probably accurate.
You know, I still wouldn't attribute it to Donald Trump.
elijah schaffer
Would you identify yourself as a Republican or a Democrat?
unidentified
Democrat.
elijah schaffer
All right, name one good thing Democrats have done to change this country for the better.
unidentified
Provided essential health coverage.
For what?
For certain citizens, like there are certain citizens who qualify for reduced health care because they can't afford the unsubsidized health care.
So that's something that Democrats have done.
They also provided like free education, certain grants for lower-income students who can't afford schooling.
elijah schaffer
What's one good thing the Democrats have done for the country?
unidentified
You tell me, because I don't know.
I'm like only thinking of the bad about like Donald Trump, how he banned like some Israel countries, even though they weren't even a part of like the shootings and all that.
they were, first of all, they were even against releasing the slaves.
So whichever one, you know, like, it's kind of, for now, they're kind of...
elijah schaffer
The Democrats were against releasing the slaves.
The Republican Party developed as the party of freedom.
But the Republicans, the Republicans is the party of freedom.
They were the first people to give black people the right to vote.
The first people to bring a black senator in.
And they were always the party of that.
The Democrats were the party of the Ku Klux Klan, of the Jim Crow laws.
But why are all the black people voting for Democrats when they've always been the party that has actually been against people of color?
And today, under Republican leadership, black unemployment is the lowest it's ever been.
Black poverty level is the lowest they've ever been.
Black homeownership is the highest it's ever been.
Why is it that when Republicans run, black people do better?
But Democrats, like Bill Clinton, when he was in office in 1994, introduced the crime bill that basically put all the black people in prison today, that started causing that distribution, unequal distribution, that started policing against black neighborhoods.
You know what I'm talking about?
The whole like petty crimes putting lock people out for 20 years.
So if Democrats keep working against black communities, why do they keep getting the vote?
Isn't that like mental slavery?
unidentified
Kind of like, yeah.
In a way, it's just that people have to be educated.
Like I said, for me, even for myself.
Yeah, not even that, you know, the research, but it's just actually taking the time to actually sit down and like, oh, sh ⁇ .
Okay, so this is the history of between the two parties.
This person, okay, like, you know, for the most part, choosing, what I heard is choosing between lesser of the two evils.
You know, and a lot of me.
elijah schaffer
But why would the Democrats be lesser of two evils?
unidentified
Like, I remember reading something where he like banned some certain countries in the Middle East, and they didn't even have anything to do with those terrorist attacks.
A lot of them were mainly done by like white people, like, especially the shootings and all of that.
You know, it wasn't like terrorists.
We need our independency from the rest of the world.
It's destroying our reputation around the world.
That's why I'm leaving this country in December.
elijah schaffer
Where are you going?
unidentified
I'm joining to Japan.
Due to its more neutralization, I can live like a human being without police around my back all the time.
Or taxes.
There's no taxes in Japan.
Zero?
Zero.
elijah schaffer
California has the worst taxes.
unidentified
Yes, we do.
elijah schaffer
You can't even afford to live here with the United Taxes.
unidentified
It's getting worse.
I wanna hear this.
elijah schaffer
This is some good stuff, right?
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
Here we go.
unidentified
Yo, hold on, man.
Yeah, for sure, for sure.
elijah schaffer
I'm sorry.
My status is unorthodox.
unidentified
So I get more ass than a force in the bot.
Of course you're not.
Lost in my sickness zones.
Couldn't even nick my bones with sticks and stones.
So look me here.
elijah schaffer
Ain't no book is here.
unidentified
Squips and peers that serve both queers.
elijah schaffer
Miraculous.
unidentified
Lights, cameras, acts.
Watch me stir up more s than laxitists.
So skip to the topic, get you in a synopsis.
If you was Jake Mussolini, you'd be spitting this hotel.
But y'all spit nonsense.
Nobody capsy.
You keep trying to sound like Biggie Impacted.
And yeah, I'm like, no, JC, I'm that legendary.
So why you trunting on me?
Status shepherd cats keep telling me my flow is no good.
And yes, so shit, tell me something I don't know.
Hey, yo, I'm the man.
And I play a black game with man.
I like to say on his shirt.
And goddamn you, fuck, I'm a jerk.
elijah schaffer
I want you to rap for me the greatest thing that Democrats ever did for this country.
unidentified
Yo, the best thing that they ever did was Bill Clinton.
Bill Clinton reminded us that being president is fing sexy.
And you got power in them seat.
Meaning you addicted to them cheeks.
And you can't let your Hillary find out.
She gonna find out what her mouth like.
That's right.
Yo, you should totally vote for anyone who promotes the climate.
The climate's gonna end.
And that's a bummer.
Because we drive hummers.
Because we buy palm oil that's made of palm oil.
That's burning down our rainforest and that's sacrificing oxygen.
That's crazy.
And we don't want to stop it because we lazy.
Hey, man.
All I know is like Donald Trump, right?
My buddy here, he says, hey, everybody f Trump.
But hey, he don't know that Bobby Trump is like a baby bump.
elijah schaffer
Giving the birth back to the nation like a racing.
Cause I'm moving.
Get a kind of me moving.
unidentified
Got it growing.
elijah schaffer
I want to tell you that they say that he's a racist.
unidentified
But I gotta say, Donald T Orange Man might be basis.
elijah schaffer
Cause he's moving the base.
Yeah, he's bumping the beats.
Yeah, I know what he's doing.
He's cleaning the streets.
unidentified
Yeah, everybody thinks that he is a really bad guy because they listen to the media.
elijah schaffer
They're always brainwashed, brainwashed like their head is a rag to the toss.
But I gotta say, open up your mind to the times.
unidentified
All right.
No, the fact that he hasn't, he hasn't put forth any initiatives showing that he plans to do anything.
I mean, as far as we need to have regulations against these corporations that are getting their palm oil from the rainforests that are being burned down, we have less than 20% left of our rainforest.
He's lost me on so many things he's done already, and it just keeps piling up.
So I just, on a personal level, like already like zero, like just totally offensive, totally, you know, if you want to call it racist or not or whatever, definitely sexist, definitely just not a good guy.
He's just a really bad guy.
elijah schaffer
Even though we pulled out the Paris Climate Agreement, we've still led the world in reducing carbon emissions too, which is pretty freaking awesome, which means that we can't always just rely on our presidents and people.
The American people are pretty resilient and we have a lot of power and of ourselves.
I'm about in giving power to the people.
We've been able to, despite what is put into power, we have a way of actually coming in and doing more than the government could do.
Because think about this.
Countries that are in the Paris Climate Agreement are still increasing carbon emissions.
So being on paper and trusting the government isn't exactly what makes this country greater.
That's why I don't think it's Trump that makes the country the best.
I think it's the people.
And when the people have the most freedoms that they have here to do what's right, and our country doesn't just work on capitalism, but they work on capitalism.
I say this: you got to have capitalism with nationalism, meaning you got to love your country, but you got to also have it with worldism.
You got to love the planet.
You got planetism.
You got to love the planet.
You can't just burn down the planet to make a quick buck.
unidentified
Okay, climate change might be real.
We don't know what started it, but I know right now the rest of America is hot as f, and I'm wearing a jacket in L.A.
It's okay.
Gun control.
He's soft on that shit.
A, I got to get a weird fin on my AR.
And if he does or does not have connections to Russia, they're talking about this shit about Ariel 51.
And this motherfucking Trump talks about Kevin Kaepernick and the other that need to go back.
The squad needs to go back to the country.
What I want to know is if he does know, let us know real shit about the aliens, right?
If he knows, they gave him the black book, all that, right?
He needs to talk about that.
And if Trump wants to get elected, Trump, what you really got to do is legalize marijuana federally, and you got it.
You got it, 2020, if you legalize it.
elijah schaffer
Oh, man.
Hey, you heard it here, man.
Thank you so much for watching another episode of Slightly Offensive here on the streets of Hollywood, California, also known as Hollyweird, Los Angeles, where we were talking to people, I guess, about being a Democrat or Republican.
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I'm signing out.
God bless the United States of America.
unidentified
This is some Blue Dream right here.
elijah schaffer
Can we get a blue dream?
unidentified
Blue dream right here.
We got blue dreams.
elijah schaffer
All right, give me some of that blue dream.
It's some of that Democrat dream.
That's what that is.
unidentified
Democratic blue dream.
Can we get a rip for the California?
elijah schaffer
Come on, light that up.
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