Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - Hollyweird Gets WEIRD
Aired: 2019-07-25
Duration: 14:10


=== Voting Patterns Revealed (07:32) ===

[00:00:00]  What is this?
[00:00:00]  Dude, that's nice.
[00:00:02]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:00:03]  This is YouTube shit.
[00:00:06]  This is dope this is are we rolling dice?
[00:00:10]  Oh!
[00:00:11]  We're rolling dice.
[00:00:12]  Alright, really dice.
[00:00:13]  We have 10 guys.
[00:00:15]  Putting 20 down.
[00:00:16]  20 down.
[00:00:16]  10 down.
[00:00:17]  Where's this YouTube?
[00:00:18]  YouTube, man.
[00:00:19]  We're just having fun.
[00:00:20]  Welcome back to Slightly Offensive with your favorite gay black woman, me, Elijah Schaefer.
[00:00:24]  I am here on the streets of Hollyweird, California, and we are talking to people in the nightlife about their thoughts on the political climate on being a Republican or Democrat.
[00:00:33]  And apparently freestyling as well.
[00:00:34]  What's up?
[00:00:35]  I do some interviews on the street.
[00:00:37]  People tell me I'm a beautiful.
[00:00:38]  I say I'm black meat.
[00:00:39]  They say I look white.
[00:00:40]  Yeah, I'm bright like the sky.
[00:00:42]  But look at me.
[00:00:42]  You know I'm good looking, Captain Nye.
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[00:00:51]  I'm out of breath.
[00:00:52]  I'm out of rhymes.
[00:00:53]  Not that I ever had them, but the rapping's back, and so are we.
[00:00:55]  I hope you enjoyed this.
[00:01:14]  Name one good thing Democrats have done to change the country for the better.
[00:01:18]  Man, you know, I'll keep it 100.
[00:01:19]  You know, both sides haven't done much, man.
[00:01:21]  I just stick with the Democratic side just because the general principles, I think, what they stand for in general.
[00:01:26]  What do you think they stand for?
[00:01:28]  Well, in general, and historically, they've been more for like liberal things, liberal arts, and you know, kind of civil rights.
[00:01:36]  That's going way back, you know.
[00:01:38]  So that's the kind of like ending slavery and all that kind of stuff.
[00:01:42]  No, that was Republicans.
[00:01:43]  Ah, you got that?
[00:01:44]  Yeah, and I understand it.
[00:01:44]  And I know where you're going with this.
[00:01:46]  And that's good.
[00:01:46]  I just want to see.
[00:01:47]  Because they haven't been really big on civil rights, actually.
[00:01:49]  They've kind of been against civil rights.
[00:01:50]  They have.
[00:01:50]  Historically, that's true.
[00:01:52]  Girls, can we get one shout out for the Democrats?
[00:01:54]  F  ⁇  the Democrats.
[00:01:56]  Okay.
[00:01:56]  He said after Democrats.
[00:01:58]  Yeah, if you want to go over the totality of history, the Republicans have been more for civil rights historically than the Democrats.
[00:02:04]  Bro, you look like a young P. Diddy.
[00:02:05]  You ever been told that?
[00:02:06]  I do.
[00:02:06]  Oh, yeah, absolutely.
[00:02:07]  Put the shades.
[00:02:08]  Put the shades on.
[00:02:08]  Show them the shades?
[00:02:09]  Puff Daddy in the flesh.
[00:02:10]  You understand me.
[00:02:11]  Who do you feel is doing more for the country right now?
[00:02:13]  Democrats or Republicans?
[00:02:15]  I don't even f  ⁇ , but Trump, he on some crazy ass.
[00:02:19]  I'm going to put it like that.
[00:02:21]  You want that whatever he's on?
[00:02:22]  No, he finna start a war.
[00:02:24]  We finna go kill something.
[00:02:26]  Which one of these parties is better for the country of the United States of America?
[00:02:29]  Democrat or Republican?
[00:02:30]  What's your opinion?
[00:02:31]  Democrat.
[00:02:32]  What do you think?
[00:02:35]  Too faded?
[00:02:37]  Why Democrat?
[00:02:38]  I don't know, because it goes more towards the poor than the rich.
[00:02:41]  So I feel like the poor need help.
[00:02:42]  I don't know.
[00:02:43]  That's just how I feel.
[00:02:45]  Do you consider yourself a Democrat or Republican?
[00:02:47]  Democrat.
[00:02:48]  All right, so you're Democrat all the way?
[00:02:49]  Out of the way.
[00:02:49]  Not a Trump girl?
[00:02:50]  No.
[00:02:51]  What do you identify as a Republican or Democrat?
[00:02:53]  I'm independent.
[00:02:55]  Independent.
[00:02:55]  Why independent?
[00:02:56]  Because our country was founded upon independency.
[00:02:59]  Not Democrats or Republican.
[00:03:01]  There was no such thing during George Washington's day as Republican or Democrat.
[00:03:07]  That was all Lincoln.
[00:03:09]  He was the first Democrat of America.
[00:03:11]  He was the first one that created the FBI.
[00:03:13]  Name for me the favorite accomplishment.
[00:03:17]  Lincoln?
[00:03:17]  Yes.
[00:03:18]  I thought he was the first Republican.
[00:03:20]  Democrat.
[00:03:22]  He created the FBI.
[00:03:23]  Yeah.
[00:03:24]  Then name for me the favorite accomplishment of the Democrats in the United States of America.
[00:03:30]  When we had the tax stimulation with Obama.
[00:03:34]  That was the best thing ever.
[00:03:36]  The tax stimulation?
[00:03:37]  Yes, Obama, period.
[00:03:38]  The whole thing?
[00:03:39]  The whole thing.
[00:03:40]  All eight years.
[00:03:41]  You voted for him in both terms?
[00:03:43]  Sure did.
[00:03:44]  Loved him.
[00:03:45]  Third term.
[00:03:46]  I voted for Clinton as well, which they cheated.
[00:03:48]  So f  ⁇  you, Trump.
[00:03:49]  Fuck Trump.
[00:03:50]  Why do you hate him?
[00:03:51]  LGBT, period.
[00:03:53]  What is he doing against them?
[00:03:55]  Everything, just like everything that's I have nothing.
[00:03:58]  Do you consider yourself a Democrat or Republican?
[00:04:00]  Neither.
[00:04:01]  Why neither?
[00:04:03]  Because I'm kind of like passive in between.
[00:04:06]  It really doesn't matter which is which.
[00:04:08]  Who cheated Clinton?
[00:04:10]  Who cheated Clinton?
[00:04:11]  Trump, of course.
[00:04:12]  And that's why his supporters, the people who voted, actually wanted to write the White House to get their votes back.
[00:04:18]  But it's too late, dummies, because he failed on every promise that he gave y'all.
[00:04:21]  So now look.
[00:04:22]  Do you consider yourself a Democrat or Republican?
[00:04:26]  To be honest with you, I haven't really done too much research.
[00:04:28]  I'm between them, to be honest with you.
[00:04:30]  Have you voted in any election?
[00:04:32]  I have.
[00:04:32]  I have voted.
[00:04:33]  Who do you usually vote for on the candidate state?
[00:04:36]  Well, the last time I voted was Trump and was it Hillary, I believe?
[00:04:40]  Yes.
[00:04:41]  I chose Hillary.
[00:04:42]  But his approval rating is the highest it's been in a long time.
[00:04:44]  It's 50%.
[00:04:45]  Well, money is the root of all evil, and that's what's running this shit.
[00:04:48]  The lowest black unemployment, highest black home ownership, lowest minority poverty rates in general.
[00:04:53]  It's at the lowest in the history of our country.
[00:04:54]  It's pretty good.
[00:04:55]  I'm not sure that that's probably accurate.
[00:04:58]  You know, I still wouldn't attribute it to Donald Trump.
[00:05:00]  Would you identify yourself as a Republican or a Democrat?
[00:05:02]  Democrat.
[00:05:03]  All right, name one good thing Democrats have done to change this country for the better.
[00:05:07]  Provided essential health coverage.
[00:05:10]  For what?
[00:05:11]  For certain citizens, like there are certain citizens who qualify for reduced health care because they can't afford the unsubsidized health care.
[00:05:19]  So that's something that Democrats have done.
[00:05:21]  They also provided like free education, certain grants for lower-income students who can't afford schooling.
[00:05:29]  What's one good thing the Democrats have done for the country?
[00:05:34]  You tell me, because I don't know.
[00:05:36]  I'm like only thinking of the bad about like Donald Trump, how he banned like some Israel countries, even though they weren't even a part of like the shootings and all that.
[00:05:45]  they were, first of all, they were even against releasing the slaves.
[00:05:48]  So whichever one, you know, like, it's kind of, for now, they're kind of...
[00:05:53]  The Democrats were against releasing the slaves.
[00:05:55]  The Republican Party developed as the party of freedom.
[00:05:58]  But the Republicans, the Republicans is the party of freedom.
[00:06:02]  They were the first people to give black people the right to vote.
[00:06:04]  The first people to bring a black senator in.
[00:06:06]  And they were always the party of that.
[00:06:08]  The Democrats were the party of the Ku Klux Klan, of the Jim Crow laws.
[00:06:12]  But why are all the black people voting for Democrats when they've always been the party that has actually been against people of color?
[00:06:17]  And today, under Republican leadership, black unemployment is the lowest it's ever been.
[00:06:22]  Black poverty level is the lowest they've ever been.
[00:06:24]  Black homeownership is the highest it's ever been.
[00:06:26]  Why is it that when Republicans run, black people do better?
[00:06:28]  But Democrats, like Bill Clinton, when he was in office in 1994, introduced the crime bill that basically put all the black people in prison today, that started causing that distribution, unequal distribution, that started policing against black neighborhoods.
[00:06:40]  You know what I'm talking about?
[00:06:41]  The whole like petty crimes putting lock people out for 20 years.
[00:06:44]  So if Democrats keep working against black communities, why do they keep getting the vote?
[00:06:48]  Isn't that like mental slavery?
[00:06:50]  Kind of like, yeah.
[00:06:51]  In a way, it's just that people have to be educated.
[00:06:54]  Like I said, for me, even for myself.
[00:06:57]  Yeah, not even that, you know, the research, but it's just actually taking the time to actually sit down and like, oh, sh  ⁇ .
[00:07:04]  Okay, so this is the history of between the two parties.
[00:07:06]  This person, okay, like, you know, for the most part, choosing, what I heard is choosing between lesser of the two evils.
[00:07:12]  You know, and a lot of me.
[00:07:13]  But why would the Democrats be lesser of two evils?
[00:07:16]  Like, I remember reading something where he like banned some certain countries in the Middle East, and they didn't even have anything to do with those terrorist attacks.

=== Blue Dream Independence (06:52) ===

[00:07:24]  A lot of them were mainly done by like white people, like, especially the shootings and all of that.
[00:07:28]  You know, it wasn't like terrorists.
[00:07:30]  We need our independency from the rest of the world.
[00:07:33]  It's destroying our reputation around the world.
[00:07:36]  That's why I'm leaving this country in December.
[00:07:38]  Where are you going?
[00:07:39]  I'm joining to Japan.
[00:07:41]  Due to its more neutralization, I can live like a human being without police around my back all the time.
[00:07:49]  Or taxes.
[00:07:50]  There's no taxes in Japan.
[00:07:53]  Zero?
[00:07:54]  Zero.
[00:07:56]  California has the worst taxes.
[00:07:58]  Yes, we do.
[00:07:59]  You can't even afford to live here with the United Taxes.
[00:08:01]  It's getting worse.
[00:08:02]  I wanna hear this.
[00:08:15]  This is some good stuff, right?
[00:08:17]  I'm listening.
[00:08:18]  I'm listening.
[00:08:18]  Here we go.
[00:08:20]  Yo, hold on, man.
[00:08:21]  Yeah, for sure, for sure.
[00:08:24]  I'm sorry.
[00:08:25]  My status is unorthodox.
[00:08:27]  So I get more ass than a force in the bot.
[00:08:29]  Of course you're not.
[00:08:30]  Lost in my sickness zones.
[00:08:32]  Couldn't even nick my bones with sticks and stones.
[00:08:34]  So look me here.
[00:08:35]  Ain't no book is here.
[00:08:37]  Squips and peers that serve both queers.
[00:08:39]  Miraculous.
[00:08:40]  Lights, cameras, acts.
[00:08:42]  Watch me stir up more s than laxitists.
[00:08:44]  So skip to the topic, get you in a synopsis.
[00:08:47]  If you was Jake Mussolini, you'd be spitting this hotel.
[00:08:49]  But y'all spit nonsense.
[00:08:51]  Nobody capsy.
[00:08:52]  You keep trying to sound like Biggie Impacted.
[00:08:54]  And yeah, I'm like, no, JC, I'm that legendary.
[00:08:57]  So why you trunting on me?
[00:08:58]  Status shepherd cats keep telling me my flow is no good.
[00:09:02]  And yes, so shit, tell me something I don't know.
[00:09:05]  Hey, yo, I'm the man.
[00:09:07]  And I play a black game with man.
[00:09:10]  I like to say on his shirt.
[00:09:12]  And goddamn you, fuck, I'm a jerk.
[00:09:14]  I want you to rap for me the greatest thing that Democrats ever did for this country.
[00:09:19]  Yo, the best thing that they ever did was Bill Clinton.
[00:09:23]  Bill Clinton reminded us that being president is fing sexy.
[00:09:28]  And you got power in them seat.
[00:09:30]  Meaning you addicted to them cheeks.
[00:09:32]  And you can't let your Hillary find out.
[00:09:35]  She gonna find out what her mouth like.
[00:09:38]  That's right.
[00:09:39]  Yo, you should totally vote for anyone who promotes the climate.
[00:09:44]  The climate's gonna end.
[00:09:45]  And that's a bummer.
[00:09:46]  Because we drive hummers.
[00:09:48]  Because we buy palm oil that's made of palm oil.
[00:09:52]  That's burning down our rainforest and that's sacrificing oxygen.
[00:09:56]  That's crazy.
[00:09:58]  And we don't want to stop it because we lazy.
[00:10:01]  Hey, man.
[00:10:02]  All I know is like Donald Trump, right?
[00:10:06]  My buddy here, he says, hey, everybody f Trump.
[00:10:09]  But hey, he don't know that Bobby Trump is like a baby bump.
[00:10:13]  Giving the birth back to the nation like a racing.
[00:10:16]  Cause I'm moving.
[00:10:16]  Get a kind of me moving.
[00:10:18]  Got it growing.
[00:10:20]  I want to tell you that they say that he's a racist.
[00:10:22]  But I gotta say, Donald T Orange Man might be basis.
[00:10:26]  Cause he's moving the base.
[00:10:27]  Yeah, he's bumping the beats.
[00:10:29]  Yeah, I know what he's doing.
[00:10:30]  He's cleaning the streets.
[00:10:32]  Yeah, everybody thinks that he is a really bad guy because they listen to the media.
[00:10:37]  They're always brainwashed, brainwashed like their head is a rag to the toss.
[00:10:42]  But I gotta say, open up your mind to the times.
[00:10:45]  All right.
[00:10:46]  No, the fact that he hasn't, he hasn't put forth any initiatives showing that he plans to do anything.
[00:10:52]  I mean, as far as we need to have regulations against these corporations that are getting their palm oil from the rainforests that are being burned down, we have less than 20% left of our rainforest.
[00:11:02]  He's lost me on so many things he's done already, and it just keeps piling up.
[00:11:06]  So I just, on a personal level, like already like zero, like just totally offensive, totally, you know, if you want to call it racist or not or whatever, definitely sexist, definitely just not a good guy.
[00:11:19]  He's just a really bad guy.
[00:11:20]  Even though we pulled out the Paris Climate Agreement, we've still led the world in reducing carbon emissions too, which is pretty freaking awesome, which means that we can't always just rely on our presidents and people.
[00:11:29]  The American people are pretty resilient and we have a lot of power and of ourselves.
[00:11:32]  I'm about in giving power to the people.
[00:11:34]  We've been able to, despite what is put into power, we have a way of actually coming in and doing more than the government could do.
[00:11:41]  Because think about this.
[00:11:42]  Countries that are in the Paris Climate Agreement are still increasing carbon emissions.
[00:11:45]  So being on paper and trusting the government isn't exactly what makes this country greater.
[00:11:49]  That's why I don't think it's Trump that makes the country the best.
[00:11:52]  I think it's the people.
[00:11:53]  And when the people have the most freedoms that they have here to do what's right, and our country doesn't just work on capitalism, but they work on capitalism.
[00:11:59]  I say this: you got to have capitalism with nationalism, meaning you got to love your country, but you got to also have it with worldism.
[00:12:03]  You got to love the planet.
[00:12:04]  You got planetism.
[00:12:05]  You got to love the planet.
[00:12:06]  You can't just burn down the planet to make a quick buck.
[00:12:09]  Okay, climate change might be real.
[00:12:11]  We don't know what started it, but I know right now the rest of America is hot as f, and I'm wearing a jacket in L.A.
[00:12:19]  It's okay.
[00:12:21]  Gun control.
[00:12:21]  He's soft on that shit.
[00:12:23]  A, I got to get a weird fin on my AR.
[00:12:25]  And if he does or does not have connections to Russia, they're talking about this shit about Ariel 51.
[00:12:33]  And this motherfucking Trump talks about Kevin Kaepernick and the other that need to go back.
[00:12:41]  The squad needs to go back to the country.
[00:12:43]  What I want to know is if he does know, let us know real shit about the aliens, right?
[00:12:48]  If he knows, they gave him the black book, all that, right?
[00:12:51]  He needs to talk about that.
[00:12:52]  And if Trump wants to get elected, Trump, what you really got to do is legalize marijuana federally, and you got it.
[00:12:58]  You got it, 2020, if you legalize it.
[00:13:01]  Oh, man.
[00:13:01]  Hey, you heard it here, man.
[00:13:03]  Thank you so much for watching another episode of Slightly Offensive here on the streets of Hollywood, California, also known as Hollyweird, Los Angeles, where we were talking to people, I guess, about being a Democrat or Republican.
[00:13:14]  But then I think this episode overall doesn't really make sense.
[00:13:16]  Either way, whatever you thought about it, if you thought it made sense, let us know in the comments.
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[00:13:35]  They should be doing it for fun.
[00:13:36]  Great.
[00:13:36]  You try doing something every day and producing content every single day for fun.
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[00:13:49]  Thank you so much.
[00:13:50]  I'm signing out.
[00:13:50]  God bless the United States of America.
[00:13:57]  This is some Blue Dream right here.
[00:14:00]  Can we get a blue dream?
[00:14:01]  Blue dream right here.
[00:14:03]  We got blue dreams.
[00:14:04]  All right, give me some of that blue dream.
[00:14:05]  It's some of that Democrat dream.
[00:14:05]  That's what that is.
[00:14:06]  Democratic blue dream.
[00:14:07]  Can we get a rip for the California?
[00:14:09]  Come on, light that up.