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Mars is planned Vegeta!
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Oh, Zuckerberg is a la Akba!
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Mars is playing Vegeta!
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Let me think, Saiyan Aryan, Uzi, it's scumbags!
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Police, they all say an Aryan school, Uzian, Aryan rat pigs!
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All the police are rat pigs!
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I got light band!
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I got light band from the Goku kid event.
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Remember, Google Goku Kid?
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Go-Go, our Google, go, Google girls, right?
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Five-year-old sucking d ⁇ .
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Hey guys!
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It's me, Elijah Schaefer, your favorite gay black woman here in San Francisco at Pride.
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Yes, I do fly and I get around from place to place.
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We are reporting on everything that you want to know about the end of the month celebration.
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We're going to talk to people and see.
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Oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, come on, come on, come on, ah, yes!
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Oh, the energy, the excitement, you guys.
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Make sure you like, share, subscribe.
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Just so you know, we are constantly and consistently getting basically just shut down by YouTube and they've put a complete halt on our viewership.
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We hope you enjoy the show.
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Like being a horse?
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And tell me, is there better as a human?
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Say yes.
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No.
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It's better as a horse.
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And this is your handler here?
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He's a good handler.
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You do good?
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Absolutely.
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I love it, guys.
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Keep it up.
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Gotta get the leather unitard.
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That is next level kink right there.
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Free dad and mom hugs?
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What are free dad and mom hugs?
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What is this?
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I do this.
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It's a free mom hug?
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Thank you.
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My mom's down south.
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Free dad hugs.
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Thank you.
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Free mom hugs?
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Oh, thank you.
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What I'm wearing today is my time traveling space wizard costume because I'm a time traveling space wizard.
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So that's what inspired it was being a time traveling space wizard.
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All I gotta say is we support faggots.
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All right.
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Hey, I am a f ⁇ got.
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I love gay people.
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Wow.
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That's a lot.
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That is a lot.
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Wow.
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Back to slightly offensive.
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San Francisco doesn't have that bad of a meth problem.
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But it's got something.
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It's got a meth problem.
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It's getting a little out of hand.
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I just want to say thank you for coming out here.
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It genuinely means a lot to have people out here supporting the LGBT community.
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I love you all.
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I genuinely love you all.
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Do you know about Fairy Freedom Village?
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Do you know what I'm doing here?
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So this is our 20th year at Pride.
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We've been holding down this community space for the past 20 years consecutively.
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It's the only place really on the Pride grounds where there's nothing for sale.
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So community conversation, picnic, performances all day.
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The way Pride probably was meant to be.
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I mean, well, Pride was a riot.
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Let's be real clear.
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Pride was a very dangerous riot.
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So when did you become a time traveler?
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I'm interested.
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This is, this is, I mean, how do I answer the question, when did I become a time traveler?
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Let's think for a second.
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Later?
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Before?
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Tell me what inspired us while you're doing this.
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Someone want to share?
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I like this little one right here.
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Yeah.
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How did she inspire it?
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She came out this year as transgender, and I am just here to support and love her.
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And I want to do that for every kid that doesn't get that from their parents.
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Just give out the hugs to everyone.
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Any shout out to parents who don't know with kids coming out transgender, don't know what they think about it.
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What do you have to say to them?
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Everyone has the right to be their authentic self.
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Just love them.
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So you guys just enjoying the day or what?
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Yeah, we're just enjoying the day.
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Trying to.
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We're doing some crazy dudes.
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You see, you see all the cs, the double they're just like, what do you think about that?
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They're pretty insecure.
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It's just like the only time that they're willing to show that unless it's like, you know, by theirselves.
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It's real, a real talk, right?
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I mean, it's, and there's kids here.
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That's what's scary.
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Yeah, and there was this one, there was this one guy in his d out, and the kids were walking by, like, brushing up against a man's d ⁇ .
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Are you real?
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That's absolutely.
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I tried to, like, turn away, and then he seemed like offended, and I was like, you're the one to talk, man.
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We're just trying to avoid looking at him because I'm like, I don't know what to do.
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It's interesting, right?
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Just to be here and see us all.
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Yeah.
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It's interesting, yeah.
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We got the king.
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Is it the king?
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The king or the queen?
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The queen.
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It's a king.
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Okay, the king.
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The king.
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All right, so what inspired this outfit?
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And what are you proud of today?
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Proud of being who you are.
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You gotta represent what you really are, you know?
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Like, no fear, there's no fear.
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This is 2020.
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So we should all be happy and spread love.
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It's good to know that it's out there, but it's just kind of terrifying.
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Definitely for adults, though.
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Would you agree?
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Yeah, no, you should not bring your kids here.
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I don't know.
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You definitely can't be a kid here.
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And if you're basically, if you're a parent and you bring your kid here, you're probably a pretty crappy parent.
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It's a very bad thing.
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You're exposing them to stuff way too early.
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She was like, oh, you know, they might not be in all the places around, but then we just got off bar and there's just a guy with his.
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There's like no family-friendly spaces.
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I gotta get this on camera, please.
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All right.
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Like, what inspired naked pins?
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Like, this is like, and they're hairy, too.
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Where do we get this idea?
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Alright, it's a collector's item.
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People like to collect enamel pins and they're anatomically, you know, accurate.
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We have the shaved ones.
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We've got, well, they're not.
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Some people are naturally smooth.
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And then we've got, you know, hairy butt representing, and then we got different colors representing all the squirting uncut cut because we have to represent everyone, right?
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Glory, a take-a-peek glory hole?
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Yeah, it closes on the dark end here.
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Take a peek, sir.
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Oh, wow.
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There's a lot of glory in that hole.
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That reminds me of a sign that goes, Glory, glory, holler.
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Good one.
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Bye, bye.
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That's like sacrilegious.
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And there's, to put it in the term sack religious about a glory hole.
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Join Pride?
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Yeah, hell yeah.
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No, Pride is good.
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We should be focusing more on other countries because I think America deals well with gay people and stuff.
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But, you know, we should, yeah, focus on like Iraq or whatever.
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You know, we're not even in it.
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Countries where gay people are still throwing off buildings and like beheaded, like Saudi Arabia, where people are still murdering people just for being gay.
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Passing out weed here.
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No, it's salmon.
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For sale?
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All right.
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Is this the best weed in California?
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One of the best weeds.
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One of the best weeds.
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Called Gelato Rust.
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You know what I'm saying?
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One of the best.
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Good customers here?
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A lot of good customers.
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A lot of good customers.
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And I appreciate them too.
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Yeah, you appreciate the customers, right?
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It doesn't matter.
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It's like that.
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You guys like Pride?
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You guys are big Pride supporters?
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Yes, yes, very good Pride supporters.
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Happy Pride to everybody.
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Happy Pride.
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Everything you need to do to sell the weed, right?
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Pride weed, Pride Weed, Gelato Rust, Pride Weed, Pride Weed.
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I like it, brother.
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Hey, gotta be a good salesman, man.
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Keep it real, bro.
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Basically, the Pride Parade started with people holding signs against the police, which is understandable, actually, because I know that there was a lot of issues, even with policing in the gay community back when Pride sort of started.
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But then you have a lot of anti-Trump signs.
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Impeach the FN moron Ice Hole in Chief.
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I don't assume you're a big fan of this guy, right?
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Lock him up.
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You're not a big fan of Trump?
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No, pathological liar.
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A Groper in Chief.
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You name it.
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He's done it.
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Let's name him.
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Name him.
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Rapist.
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Okay.
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Liar.
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Pathological.
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What are your thoughts?
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What do you do with that guy?
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You don't deal with who?
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You think about Trump?
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You think about he's about to be the next president?
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You think?
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Well, he already is.
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I don't think so.
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He is the president.
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I know, but I don't think he'll be running for another governor.
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He's not the governor.
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No, I don't think he'll run again.
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He will.
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He's doing it.
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You think so?
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I know so.
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Okay, good luck.
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Racist?
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Impeach the racist.
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Okay, here's the worst one.
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You ready for an R-rated one?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Are we next?
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Be aware.
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We have to censor that one because the fascists at Google don't even let people show that sign anymore.
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They've never seen this sign.
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No, they don't let people do that one, that thing.
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But that's the truth right there.
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It's basically just like a political parade.
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But I mean, I understand.
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This is kind of a political slash sexual slash mature event.
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I understand, like, the idea of, like, I like having a piece and I like using it, but I don't see what the attraction is in public of letting it out.
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There's a kid right here, look right here.
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So there's a children right here.
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And then there's a man's just on a c ring just hanging out.
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What do you think about the f ⁇ es?
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I saw a guy with his f ⁇ out here.
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There's kids.
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Kids and there's out.
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Yeah, I don't like it, but I don't mind it.
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Yeah, with the kids too.
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This is a mature event, you know?
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What inspired this outfit today?
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So I went to private school when I was a kid and like I was like pride is my number one favorite thing.
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It's my biggest event of the year because you know pride is mainly for the people that can't like come out.
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Like it's mainly for the people like knowing that you have this whole community.
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It is it's inspiring.
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Every time I come here I feel like just complete joy and happiness.
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It's literally just a bunch of people being as weird as possible all together.
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You're just horsing around.
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You're horsing around?
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Oh you can only you can only do yes or no questions right?
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And you're just dancing naked out in the sun, right?
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Chilling and relaxing all cool.
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And you enjoy being a naked horse?
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No.
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It's a destiny.
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Guys, what inspired this outfit?
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The matching, what inspired it?
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The emojis, the two gay emojis, but we forgot the tails.
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Oh, you got that with the bunny hairs.
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These are the gay emojis.
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We did.
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They have time.
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Those are girls.
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Or gay emojis.
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There's both.
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There's both girls and guys, but we're like the fabulosity.
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Are you straight though yourself?
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No, I am super pan.
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I'm open to anybody.
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What is so?
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Okay, so pan.
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I mean, I know what it is in theory, but realistically, I mean, because that could go in a lot of directions.
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What does pan mean to you?
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So, um, the difference between bi and pan, I recently learned this about myself, pan includes transgenders and, like, Have you looked up with a transgender before?
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Oh, yeah.
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You have?
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Was a guy to girl or girl to guy?
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I prefer not to say, because I know they would prefer me not to say.
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Okay, but like, okay, can I say it's a transgender man or a transgender woman?
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Um, man.
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And it was amazing.
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Yeah, it was amazing.
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And you loved it.
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I loved it.
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I've never experienced anything like that, and a lot of people have it.
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Would you recommend that for people?
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Entirely.
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I thought I was bi my whole life, so it was kind of like best of both worlds.
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This is proud to be a fag.
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Oh, yeah.
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It does.
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Are you guys retaking the word?
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Is the word f ⁇ being retaken?
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Yes!
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Yes, we love it.
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I wrote his name, man.
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Motherfuckers.
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Damn it.
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Go!
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Go ahead.
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Just do it.
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Go away.
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Go away, dude.
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There's women, man, both, and neithers.
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You know what I mean?
► 00:11:04
Asexuals?
► 00:11:05
Yeah, like you, like, you look at them and you have no idea.
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Those are my favorite people.
► 00:11:08
Do you identify as a gay man?
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Absolutely.
► 00:11:10
A Marine as well.
► 00:11:12
A Marine veteran.
► 00:11:13
Never forget, man.
► 00:11:14
Absolutely.
► 00:11:14
I woke up needing to do poetry.
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And so he just sat next to me, totally clicked.
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His crew isn't like as fun either.
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So we're just like freaking life.
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Living life naked on the street.
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Literally, it's the way to do it.
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Keep it real.
► 00:11:29
Keep it fresh.
► 00:11:29
Have a good pride.
► 00:11:30
What was your name?
► 00:11:31
Elijah.
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Beautiful.
► 00:11:32
Nice to meet you.
► 00:11:33
Nice to meet you.
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Have a good one.
► 00:11:34
What's your name?
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Bailey.
► 00:11:35
Bailey, have a good one, Bailey.
► 00:11:36
Keep it real.
► 00:11:37
Were you guys looking at someone's breasts right there?
► 00:11:38
I was not.
► 00:11:39
No, he told me to look somewhere.
► 00:11:40
I was just turning around to look.
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Because you guys aren't here for the guys, I'm not imagining.
► 00:11:44
Oh, we're here to have a good time.
► 00:11:45
But you did to see that woman's breasts work clearly out.
► 00:11:47
I did not see anything.
► 00:11:48
You saw it.
► 00:11:49
You saw it.
► 00:11:50
You told him to look.
► 00:11:51
Bro, are you really just coming around here just to f with people?
► 00:11:54
No?
► 00:11:54
We're trying to have a good time.
► 00:11:55
We have a real show.
► 00:11:56
We're a television show.
► 00:11:57
I'm sorry.
► 00:11:57
You just laughed because you were looking at her breasts.
► 00:11:59
I didn't.
► 00:11:59
I didn't see anything.
► 00:12:00
You told me to turn around.
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Hey, it's cool, man.
► 00:12:02
It's a free country, bro.
► 00:12:04
I'm not dogging ya.
► 00:12:06
You're obviously kind of honored.
► 00:12:07
Well, if you got offended, that's it.
► 00:12:09
There's nothing gay about looking at a woman's breasts.
► 00:12:11
That kid got caught.
► 00:12:12
He's like, my mom going to see this?
► 00:12:14
He's like, hey, if you're his mom, your kid was looking at a woman's breasts on the street.
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Capitalism.
► 00:12:21
Companies have completely overtaken pride.
► 00:12:24
It's just companies with branding, advertising a company.
► 00:12:28
Yes, here we go.
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Equality.
► 00:12:30
Get your home loan from equality.
► 00:12:32
They support the gays, so get into a 30-year fixed loan at 6.5% APR financing today because they love gay people.
► 00:12:38
Verizon, connecting the world one butt at a time.
► 00:12:42
By Amazon, because we love the gays.
► 00:12:46
Oh, good.
► 00:12:46
Guys, it's Facebook.
► 00:12:49
We are Facebook.
► 00:12:50
We support freedom of sexuality, but not freedom of speech.
► 00:12:56
I have breasts.
► 00:12:58
I figured I'm very proud of them.
► 00:13:00
If you watch any of the rest of Steven Crowder's content, you can't not win where he stands on this.
► 00:13:04
Facebook is actually against free speech.
► 00:13:06
Yeah.
► 00:13:06
And they censor any ideas they don't like.
► 00:13:08
I was walking by.
► 00:13:10
Fish will win.
► 00:13:11
Love will win.
► 00:13:12
Hate has no place in our world.
► 00:13:15
Want to make sure that everybody stays safe.
► 00:13:17
Nobody gets attacked by neo-Nazis or cops.
► 00:13:20
Thumbs up or thumbs down to Donald Trump as a naked horse.
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Thumbs up or thumbs down.
