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What is on your outfit?
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Do you have any ointment for my skin tags?
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Oh yuck!
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Skin baby!
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Listen, listen.
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Listen, if you got skin tags, just throw glitter on it and go dancing!
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You look lawfully familiar to a hot dog?
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Yeah, that's what I was seeing outside.
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No, skin tags, baby.
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Skin tags.
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What inspired this look?
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James' legendary quote.
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If you got a hunchback, just throw glitter on it and go dancing.
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But in my case, skin tags.
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You do a dance in it?
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Go.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Is that a dance?
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Yes.
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Welcome back to another episode of Slightly Offensive with your favorite gay black woman, me, Elijah Schaefer.
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We are here with, what's your name?
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Wednesday, m Westwood.
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And we are at RuPaul's Drag Convention here in Los Angeles, California.
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Make sure you like, share, subscribe, keep independent media and journalism alive.
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We hope you enjoy the show.
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One last dance.
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It's called an opener, guys.
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That's how you start a show.
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That's how you start a show.
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Just wait till you see what's coming up next.
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All right, first of all, are you enjoying the day today?
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Yes.
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Yeah, what's your favorite part?
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I look little.
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I'm here to mop up trash, honestly.
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There's a lot of glitter around.
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I don't think it's appropriate.
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It's wasteful for the environment.
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You know what I mean?
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Glitter coming out of your nose.
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I got glittery snot.
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Is that a hot dog?
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Is that a hot dog?
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A weenie and a bun bun bun, daddy.
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So we need a bun bun.
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I'm looking for some toppings.
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Oh, what are those?
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You know, toppings to be to top me.
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The bun inside.
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Get inside me.
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What is this?
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This is a nightmare.
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Everybody's nightmare.
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But now, I'm like, introduce myself.
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So, I'm Loma Prieta from San Francisco.
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And today I decided to go as a sexy minion.
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What is the look we got going on today?
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Oscar the Grouch, obviously.
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Cool, what inspired it?
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Oscar the Grouch in Sesame Street.
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Happy 50th anniversary, Sesame Street.
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People think that there are reptilian people in government in the Illuminati.
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You think that's real?
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I can't say.
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So tell me what inspired this outfit here.
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Well, I'm trans and I love it.
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So.
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Nothing's better.
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What about you?
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Uh, well, you know, leopard, I don't have...
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Actually, I think Alaska demanded leopard print for today.
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This is a male mannequin with a hip pad on one side, and you can see the difference in shape.
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So, I'm actually wearing this size hip pad today.
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It's under two pairs of tights.
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And go ahead and feel it.
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It adds a little shape.
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I'm not going to get in trouble for touching your thigh, right?
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You know what?
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And then it's good.
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It's like a family event.
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It's really fun.
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There's all the costumes, everything.
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It's pretty crazy stuff, huh?
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Some of this stuff is out there, though.
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Yeah, it is.
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It's really.
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We've added some very interesting costumes and people are like, whoa.
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Yeah, we have.
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But it's fun.
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It's fun.
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It's all for fun.
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Right.
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And then, you know, and then sometimes some families might not want to come out.
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What do you say to the families who don't want to come out to this?
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Encouraging them to come out?
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I would encourage it.
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It's good to be open-minded about everything and just, you know, have them see how everybody is.
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This was as proud to be a puppy.
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What is life like as a puppy?
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It's very free.
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People like puppies.
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I basically get to act like a kid and get belly rubs for it.
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Really?
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What's that last phrase, nili rip?
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Belly rubs.
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Oh, belly rubs.
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So people actually come up and belly rub you?
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Wow.
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I've never rubbed a puppy's belly like this big of a puppy before.
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First time for everything, guys.
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Remember, if you see him rub his belly, it's like Buddha.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Well, this is a good one.
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Respect, man.
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Have a good one.
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Peace out, doggy.
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Literally, peace out, dog.
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If somebody wants to get into the sexy minion lifestyle, what do you do?
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Shave your head except for eight hairs.
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Pledge your allegiance to Guru.
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Else bathe in turmeric every day and also, and also, be completely mentally unhinged like me.
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Is it hot under all that?
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No, someone's actually me inside.
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There are people underneath me.
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So don't worry guys, i'm safe.
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Oh my gosh.
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Yes god, you see all the glitter.
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Right, i'm gonna give you something.
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Whoa dude, i'm.
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I've destroyed about six today already.
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Six, six.
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What does that look like?
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Everywhere everywhere, that's like all over us, all over, all over wow wow, that's next level.
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I i'm at.
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I'm at zero today.
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The breath that I just smelled right now during that interview, it was so i'm not even joking, it was, it was.
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I thought it smelled like and I didn't know what it was, and then she said that she had we need to go in a bathroom i'm not even joking anybody bathroom.
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She said that she, we need to find a bathroom.
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I'm not joking, you know, it's not about how ugly they are, it's how you make it work for you.
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I got hairy warts.
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You see that there's hair on there, kind of disgusting.
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Of course, you smell really good right now.
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Really, thank you very much.
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Are you wearing deodorant?
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Uh yes, that's disappointing.
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I'm wearing deodorant.
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Why?
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Why would I not wear deodorant?
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I love a musky man, that's not me.
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I have Febrez on my t-shirt.
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She likes to stay fresh and ready.
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Yes, she does at all times.
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Um, what does that and what does that mean?
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Are you like, ready at all times for what?
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Like, if you needed to um or network with another individual?
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I'm no, i'm not ready at all times, but but but, are you ready at all times?
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Uh yeah, I don't paint the children, unlike some other girls that like to tour and stuff.
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I've never done a.
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I don't paint the children.
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So we have entertainment tonight live here.
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They put all this money look tens of thousands, if not a hundred thousand or more dollars to cover this event, and I bet you I just bet you that our video of this event is gonna get more coverage and more interaction off of a budget of just a couple hundred dollars for the day.
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I'm being serious.
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This is why alternative media always seems to work, because we come in and we get off the stage and we go show you what's really happening, not what, not what.
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We want to paint the kids, everybody that's here.
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But we don't come to you with telling you how to think about it, we're just showing you, and that's why they get so mad at us because we really show genuinely what's going on.
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And the problem with all of this is is that they're like you can't show what's really happening.
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It looks bad.
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And it's like it does look bad.
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That's not me, that's the people here that's, that's what you're doing and i'm sorry that i'm here to just show what's really happening.
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You guys, it's Rebecca Black from it's from it's friday.
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Really real talk.
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I gotta go see her.
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That's a real queen.
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12 people under your dress tickling you?
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Don't say anything.
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But there's 12 little people under there tickling you.
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Yeah, there's one actually like six feet inside and the whole.
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Get up.
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The shoes match with it.
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Got the red the things.
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The shorts yes, that's awesome dude, I could not fit into those shorts, though that's, that's impressive.
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Uh, they're girl shorts from Target.
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Actually, I get them in the plus high section and they're they're stretchy, which is the only reason I can fit into them.
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Are they comfortable?
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They're super comfortable.
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They're my favorite shorts to wear.
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Actually, I have them in pretty much every color, from black to pink.
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Not that i'm gonna buy them ever.
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I'm not asking for my own purchase, but if I ever were to have a friend, let's just say who wanted them.
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Are they are?
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Are they more comfortable than basketball shorts?
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I don't like basketball shorts.
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I think they're long and kind of droopy and not very comfortable.
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And I like these because they're a little fitted and I think that you can move a little more easily in them.
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Hey, at least.
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Hey, if you admit it and you own it, then what's the problem?
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What's the problem?
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I'm dressed as a sexy minion.
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That's the problem.
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Well, what?
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Okay, literally, what brought you to then become a sexy minion?
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I don't know anybody who woke up and goes, yeah, no, I'm gonna be a sexy minion today.
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It all started with my childhood.
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I was severely abused.
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Wisdom, advice.
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For the viewers who don't understand drag, what do you have to say to them?
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If you're not having fun while you're doing drag, you're not doing drag for the right reasons.
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Respect.
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What was your name again?
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Pudding.
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It's B-I-Q-T-C-H.
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Pudding without the G. Thank you for watching another episode of Slightly Offensive with your favorite gay black woman, me, Elijah Schaefer.
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I'm here at the RuPaul Convention.
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Austin?
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Hey.
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What's up, dude?
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I thought you said you were going to be in New York this weekend with your mom.
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No, I'm just here.
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I was just walking by.
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I ran to Mike.
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Well, what are you?
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You told me too that you were out on vacation this week, and you guys both said you were unavailable for the shoot.
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I didn't tell you where I was going to be shooting, but I mean, it's weird running into you here.
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Just on a walk and then run into each other.
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What is this place?
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There's like a staple center or something?
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Is there a reason why you're wearing a dress?
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There's no, I mean, I guess, what are you guys doing?
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This isn't a dress.
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This?
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Obviously, I'm filming a video.
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There's nothing, you guys don't have the camera people here.
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It's an African garment.
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This isn't a dress.
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You wear a sequins in Zambia?
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Yeah, yeah.
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And you shouldn't be sensitive to stuff like that.
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His body, his choice, dog.
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You told me you were going to be in New York and you're here and it just looks weird because you're in a dress and then you're with Mike and you have makeup on and there's no camera people and then it's like what am I supposed to be thinking about this?
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For fun then?
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This isn't a dress.
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I have this leisure stuff on.
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It's not just a little variation of it.
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What is this thing?
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It's RuPaul's drag convention.
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You guys are in, I mean, kind of like conspicuously dressed in like drag in front of a drag convention, so I just assumed you guys were going.
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Is that like a libertarian thing, RuPaul, Rand Paul, Ron Paul?
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That's how you do it, folks.
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You just double down.
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If you find yourself in a situation like this, you don't apologize for who you are or what you're doing.
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Don't even go public about it on Twitter.
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If somebody approaches you and you're caught red-handed like these two right here, just say this was planned from the very beginning.
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Or what we also like to do is you'd like to say, you could just say it was a prank.
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So if you're speeding and the officer says, why did you not stop?
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You say, officer, it's just a prank.
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It's a joke.
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You can't take one?
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That's how it works.
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Make sure you like, share, subscribe to keep Independent Media and Drag Queen alive.
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We are here again with another episode of Slightly Offensive at RuPaul's Drag Convention.
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And these guys were not going there, just so you know.
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We hope you've enjoyed the show.
