Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - WORST Abortion Arguments of ALL TIME

May 17, 2019 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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WORST Abortion Arguments of ALL TIME

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unidentified		Okay, so I'm obviously a little upset by this post by Slightly Offensive.
		No, I am not offended.
		I am, however, blown away by the utter stupidity of the argument that he is making.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, that was really cool.
		Welcome back to another episode of Slightly Offensive with maybe your sixth favorite host.
		I hope I'm at least your third favorite, Elijah Schaefer.
		We're out here in Hollywood, California at the Walk of Fame, trying to get people's opinions on the recent reproductive redevelopments in Alabama and Georgia.
		Let's see what they have to say.
		All right, so you guys are probably aware of all this like crazy boycotts in Hollywood out here against Georgia and Alabama changing their abortion laws.
		What's your thoughts on that?
unidentified		F everybody of Alabama.
		The governor, f ⁇ them all.
		F ⁇ them all.
		Not your uterus.
		It's all male.
		F ⁇ them all.
		And that's all I have to say about that.
		They mean their baby?
		Yeah.
		Oh.
		F ⁇ them all.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What do you think?
		I don't approve of killing babies anyway.
		Are you guys friends?
		You guys dating?
		What's up?
unidentified		We're dating.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You're dating and you disagree on abortion?
unidentified		I don't agree on killing babies.
		No, I don't know.
		I just don't.
		I feel like if you have sex and...
		A man cannot tell a woman what to do.
		And that's just that.
		I feel like if a man cannot tell a woman what to do with her.
		A man cannot tell a woman what to do with her.
		Two people that have a baby.
		So I feel like if they slept together, they had a baby together.
		I feel like he should have an entitle.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's something you guys got to worry about.
unidentified		I feel like he should be entitled to be like, if you want to have his son or daughter born.
		I feel like, yeah.
		So I don't agree with abortion.
		I don't think that you should kill your baby.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But you disagree with him.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Did I just cause drama in your day?
unidentified		Yeah, I sure would.
		That's f ⁇ ed up.
		I wouldn't kill my baby.
		I wouldn't do that.
		There are teenagers out here who ain't even, who's still in school.
		I wouldn't kill my baby.
		They're having babies.
		I'm not killing my baby.
		I'm not going to be in the school because they want to get laid out.
		I'm not killing my baby.
		Purposely, maybe, but, you know.
		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right, but so this is a good, this is a good, this is a good point.
		How would you convince him then?
		Because these are two different stances.
		You think that, you know, you say it's a baby.
		Do you at least agree it's a baby or do you not think it's a baby?
unidentified		Yeah, it is a baby.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you think it's killing a baby?
unidentified		It is killing a baby.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I mean, but like, when is it, when do you, because he's saying it's, and I'm just playing devil's advocate here, but he's saying it's wrong to kill a baby.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		When does it become right to kill a baby?
unidentified		Never.
		Thank you.
		I won.
		This baby is barely is nothing.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's a C. Have you seen what a baby looks like inside of the womb though?
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What does a baby look like?
unidentified		It's like a C.
		It rolls, first of all.
		So if anybody, within, I would say within anything after three months, they don't deserve to be killed.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Which is like the first trimester.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It still looks like a bill.
		It still looks like it's formerly.
		It's a heartbeat after six weeks.
		Yeah, but what about the heartbeat bill?
		Because let's bring it to this.
		The Georgia one.
		This is what I'm thinking.
		The Georgia one is six weeks, the new bill, which means that after six weeks, you can't kill, well, just use your words, the baby, because it has a heartbeat.
		And a heartbeat is a sign of life.
		Okay, the Alabama one is just outlawing the abortion procedures, except in some rare cases where the mother's health is at risk.
		By the way, the Alabama one doesn't penalize women for getting abortions.
		It penalizes doctors for performing them, which is different, of course.
		So, but with the Georgia one, what do you think about the six weeks heartbeat?
unidentified		It's less than three months.
		If you guys aren't born inside you and is living, I can't kill him.
		I can't kill him.
		I can't.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But you gotta wait.
		You gotta convince him.
		This is a good part.
		Okay, so he believes that it's wrong, and you're saying you can't mess with a woman's.
		So then, but that's her uterus.
unidentified		It's all male trying to judge.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Literally, the governor in Alabama is a woman who signed it into law.
unidentified		That one woman, and they are all white.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And she's kind of ugly.
unidentified		Yeah, very ugly.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't know who was trying to.
		I'm not being rude, but she wasn't good looking.
		Yeah, I don't know what, but that's what I'm saying.
		But you could go men and everything.
		But it does take men to make a baby.
		So if you would think if anybody would want abortion to be legal, it'd probably be men because men don't want to take care of the baby.
		We got all the child support laws that are put in favor.
		I mean, you can't get out of that one.
		You got to pay your baby support.
		So it's like, if why would men want to have their babies if men are horny?
		They just like that.
unidentified		We like sex, maybe.
		If the woman wants to have that baby, it's up to that girl if she wants to still have that baby.
		That's it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But throughout three months, but what about what about the six weeks?
unidentified		That's less than that's less than three months.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I would but if you got to convince him so tell if you're telling him he's right here.
		No, no, but this is this America.
		This this is literally one half.
		This is a this is perfect.
		50.
		This is America who believes in abortion, America who doesn't believe in it.
		So then it's like you got to tell America because this goes out to America and a lot of people will agree with you that watch this.
		So what are you saying to those that disagree with you?
unidentified		What do I say to those that disagree?
unidentified		I don't have nothing to say to them because they're already making.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But the point is though, but if you think it's a woman's right, those people are making laws now in states to take away what you're calling a woman's right.
unidentified		Women vote.
unidentified		Don't let a bunch of men vote for a woman.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wait, but can't we vote like your mom would have killed you?
unidentified		She had an abortion.
		I'm here.
		She didn't.
		Okay, I'm just saying though.
		But she didn't.
		Okay, but you said that you approve of abortion.
		But she could have killed you.
		It's up to the woman.
		You cannot force someone to have a baby.
		And that's just that.
		If you and they had sex together, he should have a bad body.
		That's their fault.
		And that's their fault.
		The man should have it right.
		He should have it right.
		I don't care.
		She's right.
		Period.
		He should have it right.
		It's one woman.
		One woman who signed this bill.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, it was like, but the legislature.
		Wait, wait, but here's the thing.
		But you made a point that it takes two people to make a baby.
		It takes a man and a woman.
		So if the baby is technically half man, half woman, then why does can't the men weigh in on the argument?
		And also, there's nothing keeping women from being in the government.
unidentified		All of that is winning because the woman has to carry the baby.
		Exactly.
		They're not carrying that baby for not they're not carrying baby.
		That's the only that's the only reason why to decide what they want to do with that baby.
		And that's just that.
		But when I'm not saying, I'm not saying it's right or is wrong, but it's up to the woman.
		Let the woman decide on if she wants to keep her baby or not.
		I'm not saying, because it's really is, I'm not, I'm not gonna say it's right or is wrong.
		I'm not gonna say that at all.
		However, if a woman don't want to have her baby, if she don't want to, if she, if she won't, let her do her thing.
		That's just that.
		You, you cannot force someone.
		That could literally up somebody whole entire life.
		I said, why don't she carry the baby and she gave it to the man?
		That's fine.
		That's fine.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's perfectly fine.
		So when can you kill the baby then?
		We already agree.
		So wait, wait, okay, wait, I want to settle.
		I want to settle.
unidentified		Wait, wait.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wait, let me settle this so fast.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let me settle this.
unidentified		Maybe like two weeks in.
		Maybe like a weekend.
		I still don't agree, but at weekend, well, how can you get a baby though?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's what I'm saying.
		When does it become the baby?
		So when does the baby become the baby?
unidentified		When does the baby, when the baby is when you have a stomach?
		It's a baby.
		When your stomach is starting, I don't think you should carry that.
		It's life growing inside you.
		You shouldn't, you shouldn't, you shouldn't, you shouldn't do that.
		But if you don't have no stomach, hell yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But we don't use physical appearance.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We're scientifically advanced, right?
unidentified		Let's talk to these women.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Come on, come on.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this is good.
unidentified		Woman.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We're right here.
unidentified		All right.
		Woman.
		How do you feel about abortion?
		Oh, I think it's perfectly fine.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What?
unidentified		I don't want a baby.
		Thank you.
		I'm sorry.
		I'm already struggling to lose weight.
		Hell no.
		It's a parasite.
		That's what a baby is up until.
		But I mean, I have friends that if they get pregnant, they don't believe in it, but they aren't about it.
		This is woman.
		This is not a bunch of men voting.
		This is woman speaking.
		Normal thing to give an abortion.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Keep going.
		No, I want to do this.
		I want to hear this.
		I like this.
		So explain what you're saying.
		This is slightly offensive.
		You can say whatever you want.
		I appreciate respect, man.
		So this is cool.
		I was just wondering, yeah, so with all this stuff, explain your views.
		You can't be wrong.
		It's America.
		So yeah, what are you saying?
unidentified		I don't think the government should be in my.
		Like, come on.
		You're not the one, because people get raped and have to have the kid.
		In Alabama, right now, they're passing the whole law where if you're a rape victim and you become pregnant, you're not allowed to have an abortion.
		What if the baby is a rape bitch, too?
		Here's the thing.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And then you can go to jail for having a not the woman, only the doctors.
unidentified		Well, no, the woman can't.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no, they made the laws just for the doctors.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It puts the doctors that performed it in prison, not the woman.
unidentified		It can put the women in risk of going to prison because that's a thing.
		I looked like there was a whole thing.
		I read articles on it every day.
		Okay.
		And then the doctors can get sentenced to 99 fucking years.
		99 years for performing an abortion.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is where the argument comes in.
		And obviously these laws come into place because people argue that a baby is a baby at conception.
		When does the baby become a baby?
unidentified		When it's, I don't know what, like eight months old, eight months in your belly.
		Heartbeat isn't actually a heartbeat.
		It's just the blood pumping through the vessel.
		And usually it's the woman's heartbeat up until four months.
		Four months is when it becomes a baby.
		That is when it becomes a baby.
		Let's pop it out.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So four months to decide for a baby.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's where we cut it off.
unidentified		Yeah, I guess so.
		Yeah.
		But that's where I think.
		You know, that's where I would.
		Okay.
		So the thing is, is most of the laws cut it off before people even know they're pregnant.
		Okay, I wouldn't have an abortion past four months.
		That's about where I would because that's when you start showing a little bit.
		That's when morning sickness and everything kicks in.
		That's when it really starts affecting you and when the baby becomes a living creature.
		But the thing is, is I don't think it counts if you can't take it out and it can't live without you.
		That's when it becomes a baby.
		If you can't remove it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But there's old people that can't live without assistance either.
		I mean, a baby can't live.
		Once it's born outside your body, it can't live either for at least a year.
		It needs your help.
unidentified		But that's not true, though.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But the thing, because the baby can't walk, it can't feed itself.
		It needs you.
		So if you use that argument, then baby's up until six months.
unidentified		If you're a baby on the street in a trash can, I'll probably pick it up.
unidentified		Yeah, I mean, that's true.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Maybe, like, what are the chances?
unidentified		Dude, I'm gonna pick up a baby if I see him.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You said maybe.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You said I probably would.
unidentified		I was like, no, I mean, if there's a random baby in a trash, like, dumpster baby, I'm gonna be like, yo, there's a baby.
		You should pick it up and take it to the fire station or something.
		I'm gonna do that.
		So it's gonna survive regardless.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What would you, what?
		But here's the thing.
		So if we changed, if we changed the laws to where we started killing puppies in the womb, what would you think about that?
unidentified		I work for a vet clinic.
		They already do that.
		They neuter animals as soon as they hit the.
		Here's the thing, they already do that.
		And if, like, so, like the other day, a cat came in and it was pregnant.
		We take out the babies and neuter it.
		That's what happens.
		They already commit abortions with animals.
		Population control so that there are less animals in the pound getting euthanized after they've already lived their life.
		There are laws that are put in to take out abortion.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I thought we're euthanizing babies, though, right?
unidentified		Well, no.
unidentified		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, we're a little different than animals, right?
unidentified		Euthanize themselves if they're homeless because then they'll be doing heroin or some.
		Oh, f that.
		Oh, my God.
		No, my thing is like, oh, God.
		Wait, I had a whole train of thought, Vicki.
		Damn it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is pretty good.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I like this.
unidentified		No, if you take away legal abortions and you take away things that are women's rights, you're just going to have more death of mothers, more death of children, because the thing is, is women are going to keep having abortions no matter what you do and they're going to become illegal.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why are women always getting pregnant?
		Like, I don't, the women I know in my life are smart.
		They're intelligent.
		They use contraceptives.
		Have you ever been pregnant?
unidentified		No.
unidentified		I know, I've never been pregnant.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why are so many people just randomly getting, like, why do we, it's like, well, girls just can't help from getting pregnant.
		Like, how come girls can't help from getting pregnant?
		Like, why do we talk about abortion when the question is, why is everyone getting pregnant?
unidentified		All you can do is.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But a woman can't get pregnant without a man.
unidentified		Actually, women are here like that.
		That's not true.
		There's a male birth control coming up, coming to, you know, but it's a gel.
		I think it's bulls**t.
		Why do they guys get gels and we get f**king...
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Because we don't have a uterus.
unidentified		Yeah, that's true.
		Oh, yeah.
		We got f ⁇ ing cold.
		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, I got to get next to the green foliage or foliage, however you say it, because it's the best way to end a video.
		You know, it's like prom pictures, but it's a YouTube video.
		I don't know what that was.
		We literally walked down the street from my house to go talk to people about the abortion bill.
		The first people we talked to, fire.
		Instant success.
		This is what it's about, engaging the public.
		I want to know what you think about these bills.
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