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I think it's great to start seeing less white faces on screen.
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I actually had a real purpose with developing my god.
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Wait, what?
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We don't even know each other.
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You know who I am.
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No, I don't know who you are.
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Is that your word?
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How do we know each other?
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I'm honestly trying to have a piece of s.
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Okay.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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I know.
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I know.
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I'm sorry.
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You're a piece of shit too.
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I'm just trying to hang out here in Hollywood.
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Shut the f*** with me.
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Shut the f***.
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Now I wonder where she will stay.
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A little run away.
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Dooty duty.
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Dooty doody.
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Dooty dooty dooty dooty.
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Welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
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My name's Elijah, your favorite gay black woman here in Los Angeles, California at the Oscars 2019.
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And what you're going to find here is that this is probably the best acting out of all the nominations.
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You have celebrities here who are fighting for gun control.
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They say that Trump's wall is immoral while they're separated by over 12 barriers, three checkpoints, and two eight-foot walls on the side.
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So walls are immoral unless you need them.
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We're back with Hypocritical Elite, and we're going to end with this song.
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We hope you enjoy the show.
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The peanut butter is the bomb, everybody.
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Check this out.
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This is the biggest wall in the entire world.
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It's about an eight-foot wall on both sides of the Oscars.
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So no matter where you try to get in, they believe that walls work.
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Are you guys voting for Black Panther this year for Best Picture?
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I don't know.
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No?
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Got some racists going on here.
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We have an active response SWAT team, right?
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Because, you know, it's so safe in California that we don't need carry permits.
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We don't need guns because we have SWAT team, right?
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That's what they say.
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Because celebrities know better than the American public.
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Who are we voting for for Best Picture?
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Pimuto.
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Black Panther?
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Okay.
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What we got going on right here?
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Check out this car coming in.
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We have a checkpoint, a fully armed checkpoint with officers.
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We have barriers.
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Let's look at this.
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It's almost like an anti-terrorism barrier.
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If you film right over here, Todd, you'll see the cars kind of zigzagging in.
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Let's look at this right here.
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See this?
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You got to zigzag in.
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They're coming in.
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Audi's, Lexus's, driving in through this multi-barrier with a checkpoint in the middle of LA.
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And this is the kind of treatment celebrities think that they need.
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Is this this maximum security, this kind of military-grade support?
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But American public doesn't need a wall or guns.
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What do you think about Black Panther?
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It's the most overrated movie in the history.
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Overrated movie?
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Yeah.
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So we have a bunch of these left over from the collab with Fleckas.
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We gave some to Will Witt.
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And these are coming in handy because I'm just trying to get a nomination for Jesse for being the best actor.
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Can I get a, can I, best actor, Jesse Smollett?
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Sure.
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He's best actor.
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Just for best actor of the year.
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Nomination, best actor of the year.
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All right, so we're here at another checkpoint.
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I think this would be checkpoint number three about exactly, where you have some gentlemen escorting people in.
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Of course, these streets are blocked off.
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So officially, we're at our like fifth or sixth barrier.
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Best actor of the year, Jesse Smollett, best supporting actor, fake hate crime, Jesse Smollett, Empire, Church of Scientology.
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You guys know about this?
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Faker?
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Okay.
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Are you voting for Black Panther for Best Picture, or what's your choice?
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Yeah, that'd be great.
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What do you think?
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What do you think is a, do you think it's a better movie or do you think that's the best chance at winning this year?
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Well, that's a good question.
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I think it fulfilled a lot of different things, but it was a fantastic movie.
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What did you feel like it fulfilled primarily?
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I think it's great to start seeing less white faces on screen.
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Officers, quick question.
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Celebrities this year were talking about more gun control, saying that we were safe, we didn't need guns.
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Are these real guns that you guys carry here at this event?
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That's what I thought.
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So we do need guns.
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And you guys are doing good, man.
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I appreciate your service.
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Thank you.
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Do you feel like Black Panther's overrated?
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I didn't like it that much.
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Yeah, it's not.
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So some people would say that's because you like people who don't like it, it's because they're racist.
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Oh, no.
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It can't be.
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No, I didn't like it that much.
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I think there are other better movies.
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You didn't not vote for it because they're black cast.
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It had nothing to do with it.
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No, of course not.
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But we don't look for him.
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He's doing the primazar.
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Oh, and by the way, also, he's a vegan.
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Don't worry about it.
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He's a vegan.
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He don't eat it.
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I am.
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I'm a lesbian.
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Can we get a look at this thing right here?
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Look at this.
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How many inches is this?
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This is like my entire forearm and more thick as a barrier trying to keep people out, which is fair.
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But I don't know, man.
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I've seen people have, you know, immoral sex.
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I've seen people use drugs.
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Nothing about this wall looks immoral, but who am I to judge?
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I've never starred in a Hollywood movie.
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I don't have any right to speak my mind.
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This guy, he faked a hate crime, and he's nominated by Slightly Offensive for Best Actor of the Year.
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We're basically paying to watch them celebrate themselves.
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Yes.
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Yes, it's good.
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It's like paying to watch someone else have sex.
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This is like pornography of entertainment.
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It's like we're just paying to watch people have a good life.
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They get the free drinks, they get the nice cars, and we're wasting our time watching them.
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Who cares?
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They're like fish in a tank.
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Forget about him.
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He's a vegan.
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Forget about him.
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He's a vegan.
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Don't look for him.
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Getting burned by some guy that I never met.
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Right here.
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Look for me.
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Heart.
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He can act in love for vegans.
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Best actor, Empire, in a fake hate crime, supporting actor.
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He even had good props.
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Best costume award for the noose.
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Looked real.
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Consider Justy Smollett, fake hate crime.
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He is a faker, right?
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What do you think about this guy?
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He's a punk.
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He's a punk.
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He's a true punk.
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So celebrities are very famous for saying that Trump's southern border wall is immoral, that walls don't work, but they're surrounded by tens of brick walls and surrounded by high gates with armed security.
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Isn't that kind of weird?
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It's a little funky.
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I don't really understand any of it, honestly.
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Like, the fact that there's all this stuff going on, it's like.
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I have no idea.
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I just want to get some food.
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That's it.
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I was like, you know, I don't know where I'm going, but I'm going to get food somewhere.
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I don't know.
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You guys, we got reoccurring characters, reoccurring characters, reoccurring characters.
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This is your third time on Slightly Offensive.
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What's the word about the Academy Awards?
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No, Ma Bologna.
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No more bologna, everybody.
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A lot of people like to make fun of that I come off like a gay man and this man, are you basically calling me a homosexual by saying I'm a vegan?
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No, no, no, no.
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Are you equating vegans to homosexuals?
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No, Don't get offended, bro.
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Just because you're a vegan, it don't mean that you are homosexual.
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It just means you don't eat.
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You don't eat it.
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Just see Smollett, best actor in a fake hate crime.
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Nathan Phillips was second, but Justy Smollett, fake hate crime, best supporting actor.
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Do you think that really anybody even cares about the Academy Awards?
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Not really.
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This is what we all want to hear!
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No!
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Ma bologna!
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No more bologna!
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No more bologna!
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But it's about time, I would say, though, that Black Panther wins.
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Yeah, I think so too.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I love Land Hunters.
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I love the whole Morris story to it.
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I don't know.
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It worked out well with Obama, right?
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We got our first black president.
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Eight years, successful, did really good.
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It's just like straight up trash.
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Like, I'm sorry for all the people who voted for him and f y'all for voting for him.
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Yeah.
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Screw all the Trump supporters.
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That's like half the country, though.
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Are you ready to stand up against half the country?
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I am.
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Got it.
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These two girls, they're ready.
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They got it.
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Have you guys ever seen immorality in such a bright color of orange?
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That's the most fluorescent immorality I've ever seen.
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What do you want to win for best picture of the year?
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Is it Black Panther?
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Yes.
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Why?
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Groundbreaking.
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What was groundbreaking about it from the cast to the storyline to that's enough said No, Ma Bologna!
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No, Ma Bologna!
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No more bologna!
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Ah, ah, ah!
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The peanut butter is the bomb, everybody!
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The peanut butter!
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Ah!
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Oh!
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Howdy, I'm out.
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I've been good.
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How have you been?
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Oh, you know, I'm saying all the time.
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USA!
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USA!
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Thanks, guys.
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The Trump supporters here with their signs about Jesse Smollett and stuff.
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Wait, you got a very weird.
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Like, what are they here for?
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Like, go.
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I don't know.
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This is the Oscars.
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We're not worried about Donald Trump and what he got going on.
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Well, they're going to probably mention Donald Trump on the Oscars tonight.
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So you're the word out here is because Bernie just Bernie just announced he was going to run.
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So the Bernie supporters was out here, too.
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So what's Bernie going to do for us?
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What do you guys think Bernie's going to do?
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What is Bernie going to do?
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What is Bernie going to?
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Whatever Donald Trump ain't doing, he's going to change this world.
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Guys, we got record low unemployment for the black community.
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He just cleared 800 million, almost a billion dollars to help with retirement and pension lacking for black community.
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We have the highest black home ownership rate under Trump.
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I mean, the black community is doing the best it's done.
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He did prison reform, right?
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And we had a bunch of black people that are able to get out for minor drug offenses.
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It's pretty good, right?
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It's pretty good.
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Who did that?
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Donald Trump.
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These were his orders.
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And you know, his first executive power of action that he did in office was actually to protect Rohingya Muslims in Myanmar.
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And a lot of people don't know about that either.
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So it's pretty crazy.
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And he implemented, I mean, remember, Obama, Obama made the travel ban, and then he implemented it.
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Obama made the travel ban.
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I mean, well, if you see all this stuff that's been going on, like all these fires or whatever, and like more attacks and stuff like that, all this stuff has happened ever since he became president.
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You think hate crimes and attacks started with Trump?
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You don't think they've been like a problem?
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That's not necessarily true.
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That's not necessarily true because when Obama was in office, you had a lot of police shootings.
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So you can't say that.
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America is America.
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And let me tell you, young people, young blacks, I'm an activist, honestly.
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Like, America has always been manipulating.
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Like, that's politics.
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So you can't be emotionally on one side or another, especially as a black person.
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You can't be on one side or another.
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You just got to go with what's on your heart.
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That's what we all always has done as black people.
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So you can't get emotionally attached.
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You can't get angry on either side.
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You really just got to be just people on your own.
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So, you know what I'm saying?
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Don't allow things to make you angry is my point.
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You know, it's true, is this, is that today's politicians like to play identity politics, which means they like to say, because of your race, do you know that you have more in common with people in your class than your race?
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You have more in common with a white person and your same socioeconomic status than you do with a rich black person.
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A celebrity, an athlete, you got nothing in common with them.
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They're rich, they're privileged, and they live in their own bubble.
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And just because they're black doesn't mean anything.
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And even white people, too.
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I got nothing in common with rich white people because I'm just a middle-class young guy who's trying to make it like all of us.
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You know what I mean?
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So we got to unite, not let them divide us, because it ain't about the president, it's about the people.
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And we got to come together and be united and realize we got a lot in common.
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We all don't want to pay high taxes.
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We got to protect ourselves with the right to bear arms, right?
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We don't want any unnecessary rapes or any attacks.
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We want to have peace.
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And that doesn't matter what president's in charge.
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We got to choose to do that.
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The law, murder is illegal, but people are still killing each other, right?
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Drugs are illegal.
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People are still dying from opiate overdoses.
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So just because a president's in power, they can't stop us, whether you hate him or love him.
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We got to do it.
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Always.
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Power to the people.
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You got to always remember that.
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That's what your successors told you.
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Yeah, what's up?
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I'm moving to the UK.
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You're moving to the UK.
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Oh, the UK is worse than the U.S.
