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Personally, like I'm homeless.
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I and at the risk of sounding pretentious, I'm a Marxist.
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What would you say if I called you a cracker?
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I personally would not be offended.
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Why?
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Because I'm a tough person, I guess.
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I can take things.
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What can we do to make America better?
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How do we make it better?
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Love and positivity!
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Love and positivity.
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Okay, but positivity would be pretty negative if we're talking about HIV tests, wouldn't you agree?
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That's very true.
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Very true.
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What is this guy over here?
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Who is this guy?
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What are you?
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I'm Uncle Kyle.
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Uncle Kyle, and what makes America great?
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It's all about the pink and the green here in America, which is money and pussy.
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I mean, that's really, at the end of the day, is what drives people to come here, right?
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Is the idea that they can come, live a fantastic life, making lots of money, and f ⁇ really hot girls, which, I mean, this is why we're here in Huntington Beach, California.
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It's kind of one of the mecca, Orange County in general.
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I mean, you look around at the girls playing volleyball, the jiggly boobies, and the great asses in Brazilian cut bikinis, and it just doesn't get better than this.
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Excuse me, Miley Cyrus.
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What do you think about the 4th of June?
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I'm f ⁇ ing Miley Cyrus, you motherfucker.
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What would you identify as if you had a choice?
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All right, what's up?
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This is Eli.
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I'm in Huntington Beach.
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I'm out here with Josh.
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All right, so what's up?
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I'm out here with Lewis Jordy.
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Lewis Jordy.
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Okay, Lewis Jordy.
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So what makes America great?
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All the things that we are supposed to represent.
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What are we supposed to practice?
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Well, what are we supposed to represent that we don't practice?
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Just exercising our true freedoms, like not ostracizing one another for our beliefs and differences.
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What's up, guys?
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So what makes America great?
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I don't know.
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Do you know what makes America great?
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I honestly can't think of anything.
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That's sad.
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Wow.
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Do you know of anything in particular that you could maybe think of that makes our country great?
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The fact that we have rompers.
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Rompers?
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I consider this more of like a unitard.
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Yeah.
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I can see that.
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I can see that.
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That's awesome.
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So what do we call you today?
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Creed Bratton.
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Creed Bratton.
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Okay, Creed Bratton.
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What makes America great?
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Creed Bratton.
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Okay, and Creed Bratton, what could America do to make America better?
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Hmm.
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We could pay less taxes.
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I don't like to engage in capitalist exchange because I want my interactions with people to be not measured on a value of dollars and cents, but one of time spent and attention paid.
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It's not pretentious.
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That's just beautiful.
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I mean, that is just being a Marxist is kind of like the American dream.
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And most of our viewers probably follow the lines of wanting to be Marxists.
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So the question is then, how does one become Marxist in a capitalist society?
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Give up all of your worldly possessions.
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Wander, sharing nothing but a message of peace, love, goodwill to your fellow man.
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Help everyone you can.
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And go without if you if you go without if it benefits another greater than like your need for it.
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How has Marxism benefited you?
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Give up all your worldly possessions and they'll come back to you a thousand times over.
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So how many thousands of times do they come back to you?
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Exponentially.
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Like in what tangible ways?
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The clothes in my hand.
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What's up, guys?
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So we're out here in Huntington Beach.
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What makes America great?
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All the women.
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What about the women?
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I like looking at them.
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I like the ankles.
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Everything below the ankles.
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Everything just below the ankles?
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Their feet?
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The feet, toes, toenails, heels.
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Amazing.
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Ice cube that make my drink cold.
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They make your drink cold, but what do you think about them taking up so much space and just adding all the dirt and grime in your beverage that you get?
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Did you know that there is actually a study that shown through BSN that basically bacteria in the toilet, so basically water that's in the toilet is cleaner in a fast food restaurant than the actual ice machine.
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So what are your thoughts on that?
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Well, learning that, I might not have to get ice scoobs anymore.
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What's up, guys?
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So what makes our country great?
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Me.
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Why do you make our country great?
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I'm just a savage, bro.
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How you a savage?
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What are you savaging these days?
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My social medias.
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I'm a savage on social media.
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What's your social media?
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Follow me on Instagram at It's AllrightChris.
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It's Alright, Chris.
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And what do you do on It's All Right Chris?
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I'm a model.
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I have 370,000 followers.
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And how does that change America?
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Because I spread peace, love, and positivity, nothing else.
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Awesome.
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So you spread peace.
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Do you ever hit the peace?
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Sometimes from now to now.
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Listen, I'm aware.
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Look, we found the KKK they're here.
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What do you think?
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You think you just wear that on public?
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It's just a canopy.
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What's up?
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I'm out here with Jarrett.
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And who am I here with?
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Amir.
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Amir.
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Okay, so I want to ask you guys, what makes America great to you?
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I think America is great because we're a boss.
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America's a boss a bug.
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America's a boss country.
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And the rockets red glare.
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Let all the bombs bursting in air.
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Cafer here tonight.
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Radar flag was still there.
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What's up, girls?
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So what makes America great to you?
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What makes America great?
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Freedom.
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And what kind of freedoms make it great?
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I don't know.
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There should be more.
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What kind of freedoms?
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For girls, I think.
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Which freedoms do girls not have?
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Actually, I don't even know.
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I love America.
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We do need more freedoms for women, right?
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Yes.
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But we don't know what they are?
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Not quite.
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But what happens when we find them?
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So what do we do with those freedoms?
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I mean, once we find those freedoms, how do we get them to the women?
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Sure, you'd be talking.
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You talk.
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I can't talk.
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Why not?
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I'm high.
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Josh, Josh is out here, and Josh is carrying an American flag, which means that you're into this country.
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So what does it mean to be into this country?
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You know, I just really appreciate the values and really appreciate the constitutional rights and think that it's probably one of the best countries in the world.
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What makes it the best?
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Just all the rights that we have, the freedom that we have.
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No other country really has that.
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And we have the platform to speak our mind.
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Let me ask you this.
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What do you think about Donald Trump?
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Do you have an opinion?
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I do have an opinion.
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You looked at him to see if you can speak it, but you can.
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Okay, my opinion is I think a lot of things have gone actually pretty good, surprisingly, to what many people may think.
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Awesome.
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And you know what's crazy that you're allowed to have that opinion in the United States of America, even though people would make you feel guilty for having that opinion.
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But let me ask you, sir, what do you believe about Donald Trump?
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I honestly don't hardly know anything about him.
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I don't watch the news.
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Okay, so you're singing the national anthem.
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Do you believe the words you're singing?
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I think so.
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Yeah.
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Could be better, but also could be a lot worse, you know?
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Okay, so which lyrics do you believe in the most?
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I guess Land of the Free, Home of the Brave.
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And then which lyrics do you disagree with that could be better?
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Hold on, let me go through the lyrics in my head.
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You have a second.
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We can edit out the pause.
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I guess what I would necessarily disagree with because it's just, I don't know.
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Slightly offensive.
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What's up?
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Slightly offensive.
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You look like the host of Slightly Offensive.
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I mean, there are some people that were born with a silver spoon, and there were some people that weren't.
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Mine was bronze.
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Or brass, probably.
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Did they brass it?
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They probably brassed it.
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It's probably not silver.
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My booties are bronze.
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Your booties?
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Really?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Who did that?
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My dad.
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A capitalist?
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No, my dad was actually.
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He was a capitalist who's to the extent at which he had to exercise it, meaning to feed myself and my sister.
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You know, he worked 70 hours a week, and he often wasn't there.
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You know, I would have much rather gotten a chance to more chances to play catch with my dad than to have had a new wake board, a new skateboard, or, You know, just toys, really.
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Just wastes of money that I either broke, lost, or in some other way off because they weren't important enough for me to keep track of.
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All right, well, can I have you guys open up this sign?
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So holding it this way.
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You got it?
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All right, holding up this sign.
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I'm going to get in the middle of you guys right here.
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Can I have one of you guys read it off?
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Read it off.
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Abolish ice cubes.
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They fill up the cup where I can get more alcohol than not.
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I like to be wedded before being freaky in the sheets.
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That's a rare thing, but at least, but once you're married, once you put a ring on it, like Beyonce says, then she can be a freak on the sheets, but for you only, because monogamy is the number one way to avoid STDs, unwanted pregnancies, and also to keep your conscience clear.
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Very true.
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Because sex before marriage, believe it or not, causes some complications, including children that you may have not planned for.
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Also, including some things that are called infections, bacterial and viral.
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And on top of that, you may or may not find that as you might have some emotional damage with your friends because you can love your friends, you can cuddle with your friends, but if you sleep with them in that way, there's going to be drama.
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I agree.
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So my question for you is, then what can America do to make America better?
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Be open to other people's opinions, like you were just talking about.
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Like I do often feel that it's hard for me to share my opinions because it might not match what other people think.
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Right, because you're white and you support the patriarchy?
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Yeah, exactly.
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So then, what kind of president would make that happen?
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Creed Bretton, myself.
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And what's your platform for running for president?
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Creed Bretton, that's all I have to say.
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Okay, so what do you think makes America great?
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Not Trump.
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And what is it about Trump that you dislike?
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Everything about him.
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He's a impulse.
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Like, he lies all the time and everything.
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Which ones?
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Are you kidding?
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Well, I'm not kidding.
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I'm just asking you, like, because I don't have any preference in my life.
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Oh, so you just have no backbone or anything?
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I work in.
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I can't have a preference.
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Oh, okay.
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That's why I just don't share it when I'm working.
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Oh, Trump.
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Okay.
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It says Trump pens must go, actually.
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Okay, for sure.
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Yes.
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And where do they go?
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To hell.
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Awesome.
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And then so what can we do to make America great again?
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Get rid of Trump.
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And then after that, how do we make our utopia?
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Get Obama back because he was pretty cool.
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What makes America great?
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What makes America great is the people.
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Tin, I'm just trying to abolish ice cubes.
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I 100% agree with you.
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Your plan is great.
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You're doing amazing, honey.
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Thank you.
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So can I get an abolish ice cubes?
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Yeah, you can get an abolished ice cube.
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I think Donald Trump's tan is on point.
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He's done a lot of things for this country that are absolutely amazing.
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And bringing families together is one of the most things I was super concerned about, and he brought them together.
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So thank you, Donald Trump, and thank you for your tan.
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I don't really, I'm used to it.
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I work at a store that have angry customers all the time.
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What store is that?
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I work at Petco.
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Oh, at Petco?
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Because people own cats and cats piss us off.
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Sometimes, I mean, yeah.
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Hamsters are bastards too.
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All right, what's your name?
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TJ.
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Hey, you know, man, they said they're out here looking for black guys.
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I'm not even joking.
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About a second ago, are we getting this on camera here?
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Okay, about a second ago, you said you were looking for some black guys, and then a black guy came.
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So what do you think about that?
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I think I'm a sidekick.
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No, that was...
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Kidding.
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That was true, right?
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Don't you girls?
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Yeah, that's what they were saying.
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What do you think about that?
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I think that's good.
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And I think the Lord works in mysterious ways.
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And I have to say, what makes this country great is the fact that we believe in God-given rights.
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We don't think our government gives us the right in these freedoms.
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We believe that it was given and endowed to us by our Creator.
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And those rights are upheld by our Constitution, which we vote and act representatives to keep up our Republic.
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But the reality is while a lot of people say it's great to have freedom, they don't know what freedoms they're glad to have.
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But that's the exact freedom that we have in America that makes us great.
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You don't have to be smart.
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You just have to live here, the home of the brave, the land of the free, and you're as free as freaking be.
