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May 25, 2022 - The Tim Dillon Show
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Tim Dillon vs The New York Post
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Defamed by the New York Post 00:07:37
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a special edition of the Tim Dillon show.
I don't usually do this, but I have my attorney on Skype with me right now because this is a legal matter.
I am being defamed and slandered by the New York Post, my attorney, Ray Cump.
Please, because this is not a legal proceeding, but it's not a legal proceeding.
Please state your name and your law firm for the record.
This is Raymond Gerard Cump.
I represent Wolf Spool Legal Proceedings.
It's a firm out of Delaware.
And I want it to be known that we will be seeking every legal remedy in this heinous, egregious affront of the truth.
I am in contacts with the Hague, also private contractors.
This is an affront to your livelihood, to the basic tenets of.
I also, am I getting paid for this as a lawyer?
I need to get retained.
Here's the deal.
We want to catch everybody up to speed on this.
Ben, can you is your iPad going to lock up every five minutes?
Five seconds.
The New York Post just wrote an article about a house I bought in the Hamptons.
It is stemmed to Stern, completely all lies and fabrications.
Literally.
I mean, we're kidding.
Ray's not really a lawyer, but not yet.
That's true.
That being said, this article is all lies, Ray.
There's not almost not a single truth.
If you were trying to create this information, you wouldn't have this many lies in it.
I don't know what purpose it serves to lie.
I just hate lying like this.
It's stupid.
It says comedian Tim Dylan slaps down $4 million for a Hampton spread.
That is a headline of an article in the New York Post written by Jennifer Gould.
The house was listed for $2.6 million.
I bought the house for $2.55 million around there.
There is this huge change.
I did not slap.
No, it's a good amount of money, but I did not slap down $4 million.
That's a lie.
You know what they're doing there?
I don't know what they're doing.
They're alluding to your cock.
They're saying like you slapped it down like you're some fucking Me Too scumbag.
Did I have a four-inch cock I'm slapping around at the Hamptons?
But it's, by the way, this is the title of the article.
It's the headline.
The headline is comedian Tim Dillon slaps down $4 million.
So let's take this line by line.
Don't be surprised if you spot comedian podcast king, which again, stop.
There's only one podcast king.
We know who it is.
Mark Maron.
Now, kidding.
It's Adam Corolla.
Kidding again.
It's Ray.
This is gross.
They compare me heir to countercultural greats like George Carlin.
No one has ever said that.
The only thing is that I talk about society, so does he.
He's the greatest.
Well, I mean, George Carlin did on his deathbed kind of confer to you, like, you know, the responsibility for like a lot of people.
George Carlin would have loved houses in the Hamptons.
That was his whole big thing, right?
Real estate.
Recently closed on a $3.9 million Southampton home.
Lie down from his $4.5 million asking price.
Lie.
This is all lie.
It's insane to me.
The house is $2.5 million.
It's insane to lie about this.
They then say...
Also, Justin Tynes.
Yeah.
He goes, he owns homes in Beverly Hills in Austin, Texas.
I do not own a house in Beverly Hills.
That's crazy.
I don't own it.
I would love to.
I don't have $25 million.
That is a lie.
I do not own a home in Beverly Hills.
I do own a home in Austin.
Next on his list is Manhattan.
That is not true.
I have no plans to buy anything in Manhattan, probably ever.
You have told me on multiple occasions the method of which you would kill yourself before you lived in Manhattan.
Yes.
I'm not going back to Manhattan.
It also says that it's crazy.
They go.
He completed a World Wind comedy tour from France to Italy, all the major cities in Australia.
I have not ever performed comedy in France or Italy.
That was not on the tour at all.
Like that, it's completely untrue.
This article is basically mad lips.
It's mad lips.
It's just fill in the blank.
He's slapping four millions of dollars that I don't have.
He owns homes in Beverly Hill.
It's a complete lie.
It's trying to make me sound better, but it's all lies and fabrications.
Where is the part of it that says I started comedy in 2008?
Oh, and yeah.
Where is this?
Is that true?
Yeah, started doing comedy in 2008 following the economic crisis.
That's not true.
I started doing it in 2010, late 2010, almost 2011.
What I mean is that who, like, who does any of the fact-checking?
This is all fake.
This is more egregious than the Iraq war, like, you know, misinformation.
And more damaging.
Yeah.
But no, it's the, the idea here is that they just get a bunch of shit.
They don't fact-check it.
My realtor called me and said, do you mind if your information got leaked to the New York Post that you bought this house?
And I said, and she goes, I don't know how that happened.
And I wanted to say, well, I have a guess.
You called them and leaked it.
That's my guess.
Like every realtor ever leaks shit.
I'm not nearly famous enough where anyone would give a shit about where I live.
Who gives a fuck?
So I said to her, I don't think anyone will care if they got the info and they're printing a little dumb blurb.
I don't really give a shit.
Don't put my address in it, but I don't want a fucking article of lies.
This is, I mean, this isn't like a person who's trying to rebuild their career, right?
She's a realtor that was really hot back in the day and now is being displaced by the Instagram set of probably younger, more, you know, social media savvy set of realtors.
But she had a moment where she was number one.
She was the first really famous realtor out there, and she's got a great relationship with the press.
She's on TV all the time.
And, you know, she did a great job with the house.
But I don't know.
Is it her fault?
Is she feeding the post all this fake information?
I was the post getting this run.
She had a good run, too.
But, you know, what'd you say?
Fidel Castro had a good run also.
He had a great run.
That's different.
But, you know, look, is this her trying to spruce it up in her mind?
Like you know, like the all you know the fact.
The Fake Estate Scandal 00:06:21
Oh, he was in France and Italy like some kind of like a, like some carnival barker yeah, it does kind of read like they're trying to dress me up.
They're like he slapped four million after a tour Alitalia of comedy.
He was in the Mediterranean doing comedy on boats, like it.
It's just so not researched and it's so weird and I don't know what role she had in it other than I imagine that's how they found out.
Which is everything she didn't like.
Say, you went, you like you have a house night.
Beat the.
Yeah, why not say that I spent 20 million dollars on a house in the Hamptons after uh, performing for the pope.
Like I had a private audience with the pope at Vatican City.
It's as true as this article this is.
They used the worst picture, the worst, and bet will put this picture up in a close-up.
It is the most disgusting photo i've ever taken.
It's almost like you'd want, if you don't hate me already.
You look at this photo and you go, I want him dead.
Yeah, which?
Which show is that from?
I I the Netflix thing I did maybe a couple of years ago.
I don't even know right, but they this shot.
You look like you look like you're like i'm drunk or something.
In this photo I look so disgusting, like you would hate.
And, by the way, they're showing a part of the Hamptons I don't live in.
I'm not near the beach, like it's all this.
You look like dad in family court, like look, I know I hit the kids.
I look like a dad in family court is realizing he doesn't really want visitation.
Right, what am I doing this all for?
But it's like I just don't know how they can get away with like lying like this.
Is that even is your?
Is your house even in that shot?
No, the shot is of like fucking estates.
Right, it's like rental lane.
That's Billionaire beach.
It's not at all what?
What is this?
What kind of game is this this?
This is uh, what do they call that?
The um hypernormalization.
This is them trying.
You know, trying.
It's like a Soviet level, you know, disinformation campaign just to create uh, you know, chaos about you should be.
Yeah, what if Adam Curtis started his next documentary with?
In 2022, a comedian bought a house in Southampton for 4.5 million dollars for 4.5 million dollars.
It wasn't immediately clear then, but a chain of events had taken place?
No, but I just don't know.
Do I have any recourse?
Can I sue anybody?
I mean, this is all.
This is complete insanity.
I mean look, you could definitely uh.
I mean look, I don't think defamation suits uh are typically ever won.
You're hard to win.
Dad may win one, he might get one, well right, but yeah, I mean, he's got a little different.
Uh yeah, I mean look, it would be nice if we got a six-week trial out of this.
Can we do that?
Will they cover it the same way as the Depp Hurd trial?
I don't think it's as exciting to people as Depp Heard.
That's real juicy and real entertaining.
What if I say she hit me?
The realtor?
Yeah.
I'll go on the stand.
I absolutely would love if you did that.
She put a cigarette out on my face.
She says, you're not allowed in this house.
She made me go to the toilet in the street.
I'm wondering how responsible is she for this and how responsible is the writer of the article?
Who should I be angry at?
There's no board of journalism, right?
Like there's no ethics committee.
There's no bar association, right?
Clearly not.
Clearly, you could just make shit up.
This is like worse than shattered glass, that movie where you're seeing Christensen.
This is like.
I just don't know why you just print the real shit.
Go, yeah, you bought a house for two and a half million bucks.
Don't they call you?
Why would they not, why would they lie and go, oh, it's, he's $4 million.
He's performing in France.
He owns a house in Beverly Hill.
None of this is true.
It's not accurate.
This isn't an expose.
My parents are calling me.
They're like, you own a house in Beverly Hills?
I'm like, no, it's fake.
I mean, it's like, I'm giving them more of a reason to hate me.
They're like worried because it's like, you know, during the mortgage days, I bought that house at foreclosed.
It's like these, all these articles are like, he owns 17 houses.
Everybody's like, he's going to go down.
They're like, oh, he's going to burn.
And it's like, yeah, it's untrue.
I own a house in Austin.
It's under a million bucks, cheap house.
And I bought this thing and that's it.
And then there's like this fucking insane idea that's going around that the one thing is I did dance the polka with snuffle up against on Sesame Street.
That's the one fucking thing they got right.
One thing they got right.
I mean, look, that's the do you even want that in the article?
I mean, like, one of the things in the article to actually even get right.
It's like, look, who cares?
But like, I mean, is this person like, are these things you told the realtor at some point?
No.
Like, oh, I was in France, like, you know, you know, for a visit.
And like, I don't think so.
This is like when you talk to a decrepit grandmother and it's like, you know, what are you doing?
Oh, yeah, you know, I've been doing, you know, you're the president of the company.
Like, no, I work in the mail room, grandma.
I mean, how does this work?
Like, be the writer from the post.
I'll be the realtor.
Hi.
Is this Tim Nillan?
No, this is his representative.
Hi, we'd like to ask, we have an article coming out about his house in the Hamptons, and we'd like to, you know, just fact check a few things.
Sure.
Did you know he's a billionaire?
We did not know.
Can we confirm, is he friends with Salaman al-Al Abdiz of Saudi Arabia?
Do you know?
Not only is he friends, do you know that he is in line to the throne of Saudi Arabia?
Burning the Realtor Like an Agent 00:07:36
Very, very good.
It's Mohammed bin Salman and then him.
That's what it is.
I'm just, I'm kind of pissed off that it's lies.
I wanted to put out a video with you talking about it.
You think I should go real scorched earth on these people, which maybe I should.
I think, look, I'm saying the realtor, I would love to just tear into this person.
And, you know, this is the idea.
She thinks she's going to rebuild her career on the back on your back.
I don't know if she's rebuilding her career.
I think she has a fine career.
No, none of I have anything to say about it.
I think this is just the way they play the game.
They leak shit and it's lies.
It's all lies.
They just did it to Trevor Noah in L.A.
It's lies.
What do they say about him?
I don't know.
They lied about the price.
They lied about everything.
But they were right that he bites children, right?
That was true.
The thing about him biting children was a one-time thing where a mother brought her child and said, please bite him.
And Trevor Noah finally agreed to it for a picture.
But Trevor bit too hard and the kids started bleeding and screaming.
But the mother thought that was a better picture.
So she said, keep going, keep going.
It was in Penn Station outside of where they do the orange, Julius.
And Trevor got caught up in the moment.
They go, keep going, keep going.
So he kept biting and the kid was squirming and he was bleeding.
And they took a photo.
But again, it's not a big deal.
But I'm just mad about the lies.
No, you deserve better.
I mean, look, I know the New York Post is a little bit more.
Should we go to every open house this woman does with bombs strapped to ourselves?
No, I'm asking.
I'm asking if we should go to every open house with bombs strapped to ourselves.
I don't see how there's any other way.
So what about if two guys that look like us walk to every open house and go, we used to live here?
Because that might just kill every deal.
If me and you, let's say we stood outside every open house and said, we used to live here and we fucked in every room of this house.
Every inch of this house.
I walk up to like the woman and I'm like, hey, I used to live here.
I know it's a really good hiding place.
And you go like this.
You go like this.
You look at her and you go, property like this, listen.
You got property like this.
Really keep you safe.
Keep you safe and warm.
Because it's scary out there.
I still have the keys.
My keys always work in this lock.
Listen to me.
I don't know what we should do.
How to enact revenge.
I mean, showing up to the open houses with bombs strapped to ourselves, telling people we used to live in the house and fuck there.
I thought about making you into this really high net worth buyer and trying to fake documents and pre-approvals.
And then when the woman saw you, she would kill herself.
Like she flies like a private jet to you.
And then when you come out on the tarmac, she just decides none of it's worth it and she takes her own life.
I mean, I'm down because I'll try to embezzle the money out of the situation myself.
You're not going to get any money out of this situation.
It's just the satisfaction of a job well done.
No, I'm talking about embezzling.
I can screw the bank out of something.
Yes.
Here's my whole thing.
I'm just wondering how we can get back at these people.
I think we need to get away from it.
I think we can get a legal way.
Look, we got to name names and we have to document and go after her.
I mean, what was I telling you in the car when you were talking about burner?
We got to burn her like a foreign agent, you know?
She's got to come in from the cold.
What do they do to foreign agents?
I'm saying, you know, when we leave a country, you know, like in Vietnam, we had all the spies in Vietnam.
Like, you know, we burned all those agents.
They all got killed by the.
What about if you make a complaint with the real estate board in New York saying she called you the N-word?
Would you do that?
100%.
And take it full like you take it.
This did happen.
So why wouldn't it?
She did say it to you, didn't she?
No, she said to me multiple times.
She said, you fat.
N-word.
N-word.
Any open house.
Right.
And it was unprovoked.
She literally just walked up to you and said, you fat N-word.
In front of a very nice black family, which I was so embarrassed on the show.
They also started calling you the N-word.
It just became a commotion.
And the guy looked at you and he goes, it's about power.
And it was very interesting.
But how do we do it?
I mean, do we, I don't know.
I mean, I think we need to make a documentary about this situation, and we're going to get the guy from September 9-11 to September 11th to New Pearl Harbor to help us with this, perhaps.
Yeah, I mean, should we just start today, because it was a horrible tragedy where 14 school students, school students were killed.
Should we donate a bunch of money in her name to the NRA and start tweeting at her, the NRA loves this realtor?
That's golden.
Yeah.
That's not a fact.
Like just today, like the NRA loves Dolly today.
Should I start a Twitter handle and her, like, you know, as her and just start, you know, saying how can we impersonate?
Can we impersonate?
Yes.
Yes.
Tweet Zelensky's a coward from her.
But can we give her a fake Twitter handle where we tweet this, quote, I don't care what happened in Texas.
My rights are my rights.
And then just repeat, like keep tweeting that.
And then we'll tweet all her listings.
Like, can we tweet like one of her listings?
And then right after it, we'll tweet like QAnon stuff.
And then, you know, lovely three bedroom by Central Park.
You have to get this gun out of my cold, dead pussy.
Am I overreacting here?
No, I think you're underreacting.
I think this needs to go federal.
I think we need to, you know, international even.
I mean, look, this is a person who has their hooks into all sorts of, you know, little dirty pots.
And we need to explain.
By the way, what if we are both served with lawsuits like tomorrow morning?
She's like, you two fat fucks don't even know what you're doing.
You're out of your depth.
She goes, I'll kill both of you myself.
I sell condos to tyrants.
She goes, I text Vladimir Putin once a week.
I'll have you both killed.
That's very foreseeable.
It's not completely impossible.
Because what do they do?
Otherwise, what do they do except have that kind of poll where they have like Putin on speed dial?
That's the only reason you would be a specialist.
But you don't think they do this to the genocidal monster too?
You don't think there's some fucking guy in Saudi Arabia sitting around going, they say 80 million, I spent 65.
Oh, no, she burned Chavez, I'm sure.
Yeah, like I'm sure they leaked these people's information.
The oligarchs are not happy with these people.
I only killed three dozen people that day.
The lies.
I don't know, man.
I have makeup on because I just did a cool thing with Rick Rubin.
It'll be coming out.
Accusing Her of Selling Heroin 00:11:54
But as my attorney, you know, I think the courts are probably not the right way to handle this.
There's got to be a way to handle it that allows us, you know, to get creative.
I think we, can we convince her to do like the cinnamon challenge?
Hear me out.
I tell her a friend of mine is dying of an incurable disease.
He has a few weeks left to live.
He just wants to see this listing you have on Central Park.
He's never looked out of a window on Central Park.
He just wants to look because maybe he used to live there and his family lost all their money.
Whatever.
It doesn't matter.
He just, for his dying wish, he just wants to look out this window one time and we get her to agree to it.
And then you get up in the apartment and you start shitting everywhere and rubbing your shirt on the walls.
I start acting like I'm going to like anaphylactic shock.
I just thought like a whirling dervish through this like you get in and you start going, hell Satan.
Yeah, I just don't like that everything about it's a lie.
And I have people, my friends, family calling me going, is this true?
Is this true?
And I go, it's wrong.
It's wrong.
It's wrong.
It's all wrong.
I mean, the one thing they're supposed to do is like a good salesman, like they remember the name of your kids.
Yeah.
And like, you know, what your wife does for a living.
I'm like, the stuff that makes you feel like whatever, like warm.
Like, oh, this person knows me.
Like those little, like the Dale Carnegie craft, right?
And like, she's just like blurting this stuff.
Yeah, I think he was in France.
Yeah.
He fucks Nephilophagus.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know if it's dementia.
I don't know if it's just a complete, utter no care for the truth.
Doubling the price of the house.
Like, what is this?
She's just, she's flexing.
I don't know, man.
It's a weird flex.
I'm not famous like that, and no one gives a shit what I do.
So it's such a weird fucking article.
Maybe they felt like.
She might not understand the internet.
Like, she thinks you're like Logan Paul famous.
I don't know what, maybe, but maybe they think that if they don't lie about me, no one will care.
So they just start lying.
They're like, he's the biggest comedian in France.
And he just spent $9 million on a boat in Southampton.
It's like all lies.
He owns the Beverly Center.
I mean, it's just complete lies.
It's unfortunate.
And I appreciate you being here to help me correct the record.
No, of course.
I mean, you know, this is an affront that will not be tolerated.
Will not be stood.
How long have we done, Ben here?
About 25.
Yeah, this is 25 minutes.
We're not going to go on too much longer.
I mean, the reality is we just wanted to correct the record.
We've got a great episode coming out this week, and I appreciate it.
We brainstorm some ways, and we'll figure out one of them that's appropriate.
Can you not hear me?
No, yeah.
I know it was a question.
Are you not going to respond at all?
You're not responding at all.
Well, no.
Okay.
No, look, you're staring at me.
You know what I want to do.
I want to get her hands dirty.
You want a war.
You want an Airbnb level lesbian Airbnb war.
Look, did they ever screw you over again?
No.
I'm off Airbnb.
Well, look, that's collateral damage.
I know.
But I'll tell you this.
I get what you're saying.
I'm unhappy.
Right.
I'm unhappy with this.
Sunlight is the greatest disinfectant.
That's right.
So I think we need to leave her out in the.
Never mind.
I didn't want to say that.
She's a very well-connected woman.
So I don't know what she had to do with this.
I am not.
I don't know that it's her fault.
You haven't talked to her yet, have you?
No, but I don't know if it's her fault.
Let's call her right now.
She's very good at her job.
That'll be a legal thing.
That'll be a legal.
I mean, right, Ben?
Yeah, that'll be an absolute legal thing.
You know, it'll be a legal thing for sure.
Look, I'm just saying that, you know, if I have my way, you're going to be having more than one house in the Hamptons sooner rather than later.
This is going to go, this is going to be very, very good for both of us.
Yeah, well, I don't even know what that means, but I want to go on record right now.
I have no idea what that means.
I just hate that my friends and family, the few of them I have, are calling me going, wait, what is all of this?
And I'm like, they're like, did you lie to us?
You said the price was this.
I'm like, no, I didn't lie to you.
They just make shit.
How do you lie to them?
Like, what are you doing?
Yeah, remember that Trump worked for Russia for two years and then reversed themselves on that.
Like, they lie.
They make shit up.
I don't know what's going on.
No, but I'm saying your family, like, is this an insane question?
It's just so funny.
Like, your family, hey, are you lying about how much you spend?
Like, what fuck you?
You just think I'm lying about everything.
You think I'm lying about everything?
We have an article come out in the New York Post.
People go, oh, yeah, he's lying.
Right.
He's a liar.
And it's a complete fabricated article other than the fact that I bought a house in the Hamptons.
But it's complete fabric.
Everything's complete fabrication.
I mean, I don't know how the New York Post.
This was a disaster, by the way, this whole entire process.
Like, she was very good at negotiating the deal.
You know, this woman, but I don't know what happened with this.
I'm not happy about this.
She's a great deal maker, but I'm really unhappy with this for sure.
And I'm the worst PR since the O.J. Simpson trial.
I mean, it's just, it's lies.
So lies are not good, right?
People lying about you to make you look better or make you look worse.
I don't know what this makes me look like.
Like, it looks like I'm a member of the Rama Rockefeller.
It's crazy.
This is the kind of thing that could bite you in the ass just because it's like it's public information.
It's like it was in the paper of record or whatever.
I'm like, yeah, now you're trying to like, you know, you're trying to get some kind of work visa for like, you know, whatever it is.
I mean, by the way, does the IRS or whoever not go?
Right.
Yeah.
Like, what the fuck?
You bought this house.
They go, oh, well, it says here you spend this.
I'm like, dude, it's two and a half million bucks.
It's not $4 million.
No, she's.
It's a house and it's nice, but it's not a spread.
This idea, oh, Planks, $4 million for Hampton spread.
It's crazy.
Is it possible that she's using you as some kind of money laundering scheme?
She's trying to, like, she on her end, she's saying $4.5 million.
She's got these, you know, bricks of heroin moving through your house.
You know, some, some kind of scheme like that.
I don't know if we should immediately go to accusing her of selling heroin.
Well, we didn't name names yet, so it's fine.
The reality is this: everybody in this world is litigious, Raymond.
You know that.
Like, I'm just speculating on what possibly could be.
Is it possible she's selling heroin?
Yes.
No, I don't think it's true.
Ray Cump, where do the people find you if they want to find you?
Please check out yourself.
If they want to find you.
The Cump podcast is available on YouTube and wherever you get podcasts.
It's hilarious.
You also check out my Patreon.
It's patreon.com slash Raycump.
You can get an extra episode every week for five bucks a week.
You want to have a cigarette?
No, five bucks a month.
Can you smoke in your house?
I cannot.
No.
It would be a problem.
What do you mean?
You live in a Brooklyn dump.
I mean, I guess I could.
I mean, there's like fire extinguishers in here.
Although one time I did.
They don't work.
Ray, they don't work.
That's for show.
They're not real.
One time, like I had a huge pot.
Yeah, we almost burned down the kitchen and it didn't go off.
So your apartment is what?
$20,000 a month?
That's nothing.
You live in the financial district.
You pay $20,000 a month and you earn that money coaching gymnastics.
That's the way.
No, this is the New York Post writer.
My foray into high society ended very quickly.
Yeah, I mean, this is a real, real rude awakening.
Can't they just be honest?
True.
This is why we need a disinformation board, right?
Perhaps.
I disbanded that.
Quick question while I finish the cigarette.
What do you think about the school shootings?
I'm against it.
I don't support it.
I think it's heinous.
It's a heinous crime.
It's horrible.
At this point, it's not even like what are we going to do about it?
Let's live.
That's that's look.
I mean, the reality is you'd like to say we're going to do something about it.
I see people tweeting and they're like, you know, we're going to do something.
And just be like, you know, it's just routine now, which is crazy.
I mean, I had, should we even report them anymore?
I was talking about this on my podcast last week.
I was spatty pampered.
That's a great joke.
He goes, there are so many shootings, they bore me.
But should we even talk?
Like, it's a bold idea.
But what if we just never reported them?
Would they get out of people's system?
That's the good point, Ray.
Thank you.
Because I feel like at some level, even if we don't, like, we don't, we don't name them a lot anymore, the people who do it, but like, it's still like you mug it into the zeitgeist.
We name them all.
You mean we name them a lot.
We name them all.
I thought we stopped.
I thought they stopped printing their names.
We name every one.
Well, we shouldn't.
We should pretend it didn't happen.
I know.
I don't know if you shot all those people in Texas.
I just followed him on TikTok.
Is he good?
He's not bad.
Follow him.
I need to get on TikTok more.
I'm kidding.
I didn't follow him on TikTok, everybody.
No, but like, I mean, the problem is.
What's the special thing?
It'll be out.
How long do you think it'll take Ben to put this at?
Seven, eight days to correct the record here?
Take him seven, eight days.
Well, the audio isn't really thanked that, man.
Yeah, Jamie.
He's like, Jamie and Joe.
Well, I don't know what to say anymore.
I'm just fed up with the lies.
Well, I'll start some prayers.
Go out to the families affected by this article.
Right.
That's right.
That's right.
I think it's the most pressing issue in the country today.
And that's why.
It would be interesting.
People are going to see like a special edition of Tim Dylan's show, and they're going to assume it's about one thing, but it's really about clearing up this real estate hurtle.
Yeah, no, it's not.
What am I going to do with the shootings?
I can't.
What am I going to do?
What am I going to do?
I got to get some shoes with realtors running their mouths.
I can't get involved with the weapons industry.
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Yeah, it's a little too much to chew off with the expression.
No, it isn't.
Ray Cump, everyone.
My attorney from, what was it?
Woolworth?
Where did you say you were from?
Woolworth?
In the beginning?
I think I said Wolfspool.
Wolfspool.
It's like a word you can't even say.
I'm from Wolf Spool.
It's like you're Amber Heard's third chair.
They're like, it's not going well.
Who we're bringing on?
They're like, we brought on this guy from Wolfspool.
Listen to me.
He's a dumb whore, but so is he.
Who are you, sir?
Raymond Cump Esquire, Wolfspool.
I worked with Wolf Spool legal.
The name was Wolf Spool Legal Proceedings.
It sounds like a part of a Primerica, which like literally they just exist to rob people in like bad areas.
They put these like fake financial centers with brochures.
And they're like, debt is good.
And like literally in the corner of their office, there's something that says wolf spool legal proceedings.
And you're just sitting sweating, eating a blimpy sandwich.
And someone walks in and they're like, I haven't seen my daughter in three years.
And you're like, I can change that, bunny.
Sit down.
Ray Kump, everyone.
Good luck, everyone.
Don't tell your realtor shit.
Good night.
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