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Getting Over COVID00:15:08
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show.
I'm here, joined by an old friend of the program, podcaster, hilarious person, Ray Cump, is with us.
Hello, thank you for having me.
Thank you.
Getting over COVID-19, baby, I finally got it.
Were you?
Did you eat a pangoling?
I don't know how I got it, but I just, it was probably just because everybody I know has it.
Everyone in LA has it.
It's this.
But you're vaccinated.
So it's, you know, it's helping you.
I mean, you know what's so funny?
No, you could tell that no one has any trust in the vaccine because as soon as you tell people you have it, they're like, oh my God.
Oh my God.
And I'm like, well, I'm vaccinated.
I'm supposed to be okay, right?
They're like, dude, be careful.
Literally, people would text me.
They're like, be careful.
I'm like, and these are the same people that were like, you got to get faxed.
As soon as you get it, they're like, how long do you have?
Yeah.
They're like, it's my aunt's texting me.
She's like, it's scary.
It's very scary.
I'm like, I thought the whole idea was that you got the vaccine so that you wouldn't be inundated with texts like, are your affairs in order?
No one wants people are addicted to the death drama now.
Yes.
No one, we can't go back.
We're not going to go back to like, you know, occasionally someone dies and we're going to just live our lives.
If people don't have a death every day to talk about, or someone dying, or someone in the hospital, they're going to lose their minds.
It gives their lives meaning.
Yeah.
It gives their life.
It's a death culture now.
Yeah.
It's a death culture.
It's a good point.
And what's interesting about having this is it is, you know, worrisome.
You know, you try to stay off the internet when you have it, right?
Because there's always like a case, there'll always be something to read about where you go, oh fuck, you know?
Right.
There's always someone who's died of everything.
Like everything out there you could die of, someone has.
Right.
And what's interesting about COVID now is people act like it's the only thing killing people in America.
Right?
Like it's the only thing.
This is a country, okay, that has mass shootings, an insanely high homicide rate, an opioid crisis, school shootings all the time, insane rates of cancer, heart disease, all kinds of problems, suicide, PTSD, untreated mental illness, horrible roads, traffic accident.
But people act like COVID is just the only danger out there.
Cops are fighting hookers with like their throats cut, going, oh, COVID's getting nasty.
Which variant is this?
Yeah.
Which variant is this where I shoot an innocent black guy in a 7-Eleven parking lot?
What variant is that?
I don't know.
You know, I went.
So I went and I got this monoclonal antibody infusion, which really helps.
It's the same thing they gave to Trump.
And, you know, being bigger, now I'm going to try to really lose weight now because this is not going anywhere, COVID, clearly.
And it's just going to be survived COVID.
Why lose the weight?
Well, I just think it's still a better idea.
I got to prepare for whatever the next variant is going to be.
Sure.
The next variant is going to be like this.
It's going to be hilarious.
Are going to be like, not only does the vaccine not help, the next variant, it hurts.
Like they're going to be like, are you vaccinated?
Well then, the next variant's gonna fuck you up.
Watch the fuck out, right.
So uh I, I went and I got this monoclonal antibody infusion.
It's made by a company called Regeneron, which is um, the thing that Trump got.
Now I don't know why it's not widely available.
It is kind of like a miracle drug.
I feel much better in in under 48 hours.
Really, I felt better in 24 hours.
I mean, it's hard to mass produce when you're based out of uh Argentina, using old Nazi science right, well.
But what's good about Texas is all the doctors.
You're a q Anon, so they'll, literally they'll do anything right, like when I went in the doctor's, like did you get vaxxed?
I was like yeah, he was like all right, like he wasn't like good for you, or he goes ah, all right.
And then he goes like this, he goes, you want some ivermectin?
And I went well, I don't know.
And he goes, how about this?
He calls me up, he goes, why don't you go to a website?
It's gonna tell you all about the ivermectin.
He didn't even say, like he didn't say what ivermectin is.
He just like he goes.
Like he's like, watch the trailer.
Yeah, he's like, have you seen Zeitgeist?
Uh no he, he goes.
He calls me, goes.
How are you doing after the antibodies?
I said good uh, he goes.
Okay, he goes.
You want some ivermectin?
And I went.
Well, I don't really know.
I'm like, I don't know that I need it.
I feel better he goes.
Listen, just go to this website and it'll tell you all about it.
He goes, these doctors, he goes.
They're highly peer-reviewed.
He goes.
They're well published, he goes.
They're well known and he goes.
So I go to the website and i'm not saying anything about ivermectin.
I'm sure it it has success and the people that believe it, or whatever, but like Brett Weinstein's being interviewed on this website, Brett Weinstein's not a doctor, though he's not a doctor.
He's a perhaps a doctor of something, but whatever, he's like, not a doctor.
So it's very interesting, like what?
So i'm looking at a youtube link.
It's I. If you want to take ivermectin, link in bio.
Yeah no, it's.
It's literally a fucking.
I forget what it's called.
It's called it's like the Covid Coalition or something oh, that's.
I forget the name of it.
I I wish I had the name of it right and it's like the um.
Let me try to find it.
And uh, it's a website where they just have all these different was Garyvee on there.
Okay, it's called Covidcritical Care.com.
FLCC Alliance Frontline Covet 19 Critical CARE Alliance.
We thank you for your continued support.
This is starting to remind me of the mortgage crisis.
So if you go to this, it just is like a bunch of interviews with people, and one of them is dr Pierre Corey and Paul Marrick discuss this oppression of good science, and more With Brett Weinstein, Dr. Corey on how Ivermectin defeats the variants, blah, blah, blah.
So it's just so funny.
I was like, okay, I'd never been told by a doctor before to go to a website.
You know why, though, is because when the trial happens, and it's like, and so you advise Mr. Dylan to take ivermectin.
No, you're, no, actually, to clarify, I sent him to a website.
He made his own decisions.
There's no doctor advice going.
It's like he's selling you a speedball.
Yeah, the doctor calls me and goes, listen, we've had a lot of success with a new drug.
Have you heard of the Compound Media Network?
I want you to log on to Compound Media.
And I mean, listen, maybe it works.
I don't know.
But I mean, I feel better.
My oxygen levels are good.
I'm walking two or three miles a day.
Did you take the ivermectin?
No, I have a script for it.
I picked it up.
I was like, hey, if I felt bad, I was going to take it.
It's like seven pills a day or something.
That's a lot of pills.
It's a lot of pills.
But I made it through, but you've never had this as far as you know.
COVID?
No.
I'm a very healthy man and I've managed to keep it at bay with my physical acumen.
Well, and you don't leave your home.
I leave occasionally.
I mean, I go out to dinner.
I go to the movies.
I've seen four or five movies since they reopened.
How 1950s of you?
You're like, I go to the dinner.
I go to the dinner.
You know?
No, but I'll walk around.
And yeah, my girlfriend, Lucy, she walks, you know, she leaves the house a lot.
So, you know, if she caught it, I would get it.
So, no, I mean, it's, I think it's not, it's not tearing through New York at the moment, but yeah, I'm sure it will at some point.
Yeah.
Again, the doctor calls me back and he goes, I want you to watch a documentary.
Sit down.
He goes, sit down.
Do you know that Jesus, that Jesus is actually based on a Sumerian myth?
Anyway, take this pill.
Do you know that Jesus was based on Horace?
Do you know that?
Oh, interesting.
Very interesting.
I'm like, can you take my blood pressure?
He goes, sit down.
Sit down and relax for a little bit.
Okay.
Yo, our money is not backed by gold.
Did you know that?
It's backed by nothing.
You understand?
It's like, hey, what do my platelets count look like?
Oh, you know, debt is slavery.
I'm a Bitcoin maximalist.
You know, it's the only way to keep the government in check.
I'm like, I understand.
Is my oxygen good?
Is it above 95?
What's the thermite paint?
It's also some of these doctors in Texas, you go, where did you go to school?
Like, because some of them go to like Texas Christian Academy of Jesus, you know?
Well, the weird thing is, like, don't a lot of them go over.
Like, I know when people come from other countries, they like can't, their medical license can't transfer for some reason.
But, like, aren't a lot of those guys, don't know that they go down to like South America to get their licenses a lot of the times?
Isn't there a thing that they go to Brazil where they go to like, is that true?
I didn't know that.
I don't know.
Or like, or like some, I think there's like, I think there's like med schools in the Cayman Islands that like some of these guys go to.
Oh, my God.
Next to the banks that like, you know, fund all the money.
I mean, listen, I'm happy though.
I got the antibody infusion.
Like, I am glad that they were like, let's throw everything at it.
Yeah.
No one's taking chances with you.
No one, no one thinks you're fighting it off on your own.
That's not true.
I'm white.
This is disproportionately affecting people that are non-white.
Right, because they don't get the blood of the children injected into them like you did.
I was given it because it's given, there is a group in Texas called the Society for the Preservation of White Men.
And that's who that's literally.
I'm not even kidding.
That's who gave me the infusion.
That's who paid for it.
What?
That's who paid for the infusion.
I swear to you.
Why?
It's about preserving European heritage.
That sounds sketchy.
Is it?
A little bit.
I'm not sure what we're getting at here.
That's the reason I was able to get this.
It said to preserve the lineage of Europeans.
I mean, are you really what they want to preserve?
This is what this is.
I don't ask.
I don't ask.
What's going on in New York?
You know, it's fine.
I mean, there's a lot more homeless under the overpasses now, but they got to go somewhere.
So you have a camps now under like on Meeker Avenue.
That's the biggest difference I see.
People just walking around.
Some of them have masks.
Some don't.
Everyone's just kind of living their best life.
Yeah.
I haven't gotten stabbed yet.
No, I mean, you know, it's going to take a while for this shit to write itself.
It's very weird.
And it's a very strange fucking time to do anything, you know, or to plan anything.
You know, I mean, I know that a lot of people have tours.
I have a tour.
I'm pretty sure the tours are going to be okay.
I think they'll just, you know, basically start requiring the vaccine everywhere as opposed to shutting things down.
Right.
That seems to be the direction things are heading in.
Other minds, I have to get my Excelsior pass.
What is that?
And the Excelsior pass is your proof, I guess, that you have the vaccine, and you'll need that to get into clubs and restaurants.
Because I'm a man about town, so I'm going to need my Excelsior pass.
How are they going to keep track of all this?
Like, who is going to be checking this?
Some goon?
Yeah, so, well, look, the same guy who fucking checks my ID to go into some shitty bar and it's like, oh, your license expired.
When's the last time you've been ID'?
I mean, some of these bars, I mean, they don't care.
You have to have a license and bring that.
They'll literally check like an elderly person.
They don't like, because they're morons.
These are people who can't be trusted to do normal, like to have judgment.
So their bosses tell them, like, no, like, just, you know, molest that old woman and make sure she's who she says she is.
Yeah, this isn't a case by case.
You check everybody.
Right.
I just love the idea of somebody looking at you and going, this 17-year-old thinks it's going to get over on me.
A TikTok star.
I don't know that any of this is going to actually be implemented in the way that people want it to.
I just think it's going to be pretty sloppy.
And I think a lot of people are going to get lazy and go, yeah, whatever.
Just come in.
Well, it depends on the outfit, I guess.
I mean, I guess they can be sued if it happens, right?
Like, they can be.
It's hard to prove where you got it, right?
Like, it's very difficult to prove how and where you got it.
But I guess, yeah, the fear is litigious.
It's that you could get sued.
We should all just.
I mean, that's a good point.
Like, there is no way we should all wear sensors.
They should give you a sensor.
Like, you fucking, like, it goes in your arm and just glows if you have COVID.
How can they do that?
How great would it be if tomorrow, like, Biden comes on TV?
He's like, no vaccine mandates.
Sensors in your arm said glow if you have COVID.
He goes, we've heard the civil libertarians.
We get it.
We're not doing vaccine passports.
Sensors in your body that will glow a lovely, like iridescent blue if you have COVID.
I mean, look, and then do as you put people can be, you know, you have informed consent then.
You can go, I'm going to avoid this man or I'm going to have sex with him.
Either one.
Certain people are afraid of getting chips put in them.
You want it.
I mean, as long as they're functional.
I mean, you know, those things that Amazon has those little buttons that you can hit to order more like Ritzcrackers?
Freedom Fighters and Chips00:03:04
There will be a period of fun because we clearly are becoming these hybrids, but there's going to be some real, there's going to be some real chaos before we're perfected.
Look, people, like, the people who shoot it the most, or whatever their word would be, who poo-poo on this biomechanic stuff are people who could use it.
Like, I could use a mechanical thyroid.
It would help me.
Yes.
You know, like, just shove a car battery into my neck and like, you know, get my metabolism.
Well, the whole idea is if they do that to you and then you decide to overthrow the government with your group of freedom fighters, they can turn you off because they have a, they're, they've, they've hacked you.
They can hack you.
But they can't even keep like, you know, Russian hackers from turning off the dam.
Like they're going to like, I could hack my neck implant probably.
Also, if they give you a neck implant, why would you overthrow the government?
Yeah, dude, doing me a favor.
I'm in the best shape of my life.
He just wants a neck implant.
It is very interesting.
Let's say we're all bionic and we're all running around and like we feel and look great and everything's regulated by a mainframe computer.
There's probably no reason to have a revolution.
Yeah, like, you know, people want to fuck, they want to eat and they want to, you know, enjoy a show every once in a while.
No, but if you listen to America, this is a country of hardcore freedom fighters.
Yeah, but it is because there's no jobs and there's no shows and there's no, you know, they took away everything good.
Yeah.
No one was, no one was rebelling when we were just, you know, eating steaks all day.
No one cared about freedom when there was Game of Thrones and you could sit inside of Chili's.
Yeah.
That's nice.
Yeah, this free, this freedom is a...
Freedom's really, it's what you have when things aren't going great.
We used to talk about how like, you know, a few years ago even, just like, oh, they'll never rebel because, you know, we have the iPod's too good or the iPhone and the food's too plentiful.
Like they're losing the bare fundamentals of what kept this thing going.
Like just feed everyone fat and salt and like fucking like, you know, and give them a good show every once in a while.
And now they can't even do that.
Well, the woke shit has ruined entertainment, so you don't have any entertainment.
Yeah.
I can't believe that the CIA, look, if it is a CIA op, there's the most short sighted, they have, forget like agencies not talking to each other.
There's different parts of the CIA got to talk to each other.
You got this woke division who's like screwing up the mind control division.
Yeah, no, it's true.
It's the biggest fucking like short play in history where you're going to like, you're going to literally cause a group of people who've been docile their entire life to now start thinking about like serious anti-government activity because every time they turn on TV, they're being scolded.
They're being scolded.
Was there some argument going on in some back room where it's like, why did you kill Epstein?
CIA Mind Control Failures00:03:31
They were eating pudding.
They don't give a shit.
They don't care.
Now what's the thing?
It's a good point.
Like, what if Epstein was just convinced to like hang three somewhat irrelevant guys?
Like, he went out and he was like, okay, it was New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson.
It was some creepy physicist and give him some celestial, some like low-level celebrity and be like, it was uh tofer grace, tofer grace.
That's who it was.
And then everyone in America would be like, fucking goddamn it, tofer grace.
And then, and it's it.
And then that's it.
And then he goes to like some federal prison, but they couldn't chance that.
They had to get rid of him.
But do you get sad?
I mean, sometimes, yeah, sure.
But because of the variants, you're also like, I can't go to a therapist.
No, look, I mean, how can I leave my house?
I'm worried about getting COVID.
This is a catch-22.
Well, I'm not sure.
So we don't break the sender.
We can't do the sender.
Anyway, back to the sender.
And remember that.
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Yeah, I mean, it's strange because I hear about people.
I'm also concerned about the type of vaccine passport, you know, architecture they could build.
Oh, sure.
I get it.
We all get it, right?
But it's just so already down the road.
And not to celebrate it coming, but it's so already here with your phone, with tech, with the ability to kick you off the internet, with the ability to really kick you off payment processors, right?
Look at the guy going, oh no, I'm on Android, I'm fine.
Right, right, right.
It's already here, and not that we should celebrate it, and I'm not saying to welcome it with open arms, but it is interesting that people that like aren't aware of how down the road we are on a lot of this stuff.
Yeah, and what we were saying for years, and we were late on it too.
It's not like we were looking at pioneers, but like the time for like doing anything was you know, probably 20 years, just like climate change, probably 20 years ago.
Right?
America Bleeding Out00:12:38
We just can't, like, it would be hilarious if we did have a revolution, like the day before everything collapses.
Basically, well, we see what a revolution looks like, right?
It's a guy in a Viking helmet running around taking selfies.
That was an American revolution.
Make no mistake, even though it wasn't a revolution and it was laughable, that was just about the level of revolution you're gonna see in this country.
Adults wearing costumes, taking selfies in the Congress and putting them up as their Facebook profile pictures.
That's about the level of real revolutionary activity you're going to see.
Can you imagine like Trotsky photocopying his asshole and just facing over the wall?
Right.
Right.
Just sitting on a photocopy.
Like, what are you doing, Leon?
He's like, shut the fuck up.
You're taking photocopies of his ass.
He's like, we'll show him.
I mean, that's kind of where we're at, though.
I mean, like, you know, when you look at the January 6th thing and you go, that's pretty much the most you're going to see.
Because if not, then why didn't you see more then?
Yeah, well, I mean, it's you, it's coming from so many different angles, too, is a weird thing.
Like, you know, the miss, like you, misinformation, basically.
Like, the level, I mean, the level of the kind of people you're going to get for a stop to steal type thing when there really was no any reason to believe it.
Like, it was right.
You're going to get the real Yahoos.
So there's a chance that, like, you know, when we stop, when we stop saving babies in the hospital, which we will, we'll just, we'll just, you know, we'll just kill babies in the hospital when they get the flu or whatever.
I'm just saying there's levels of like of decay that's going to happen, despite the infrastructure bill.
You might get a little more wise.
It's the infrastructure bill.
That's the fix.
It's the big fix.
But, you know, I'm saying you might get a little more of a sampling of different, you know, less.
Well, you see, you see it on the West Coast, you see Portland, Seattle, you see the Antifa people.
You see, like, people that try to bomb some courthouses and try to like, you know, they show up outside of politicians' houses and stuff.
But then the cops go and club them.
You know, you.
Where's the last time there's an actual terrorist attack that wasn't, you know, I mean, of course, the, you know, the mass shootings that are just individuals who have nothing to do with any kind of concerted conspiracy, but, you know, wink.
But no, the last terrorist attack was the very not-shady Boston Marathon.
And before that, it was the very not-shady 9-11.
And before that, it was the very not-shady Oklahoma City bombing.
That's a word where the SBI had no idea about anything that was happening either of those times, despite mountains of evidence to the contrary.
The fact that they were half the population of Elohim City.
Yeah, I mean, despite having successful infiltrations and all those groups and an insane amount of surveillance.
What'd you say?
Can you infiltrate yourself?
Right.
I mean, no, but I mean, they, they had surveillance capability on every person who was involved pretty much in all of those attacks.
The vast majority of those people.
It does seem like sketchy.
Like, those people just seem more serious.
Waco seemed more serious.
And like the Oklahoma City bombing seemed more serious.
I do kind of take some pause from the level of discourse in this country and things are getting weird and bad.
But that being said, it does seem more clownish than it used to be.
Like everyone, even the white supremacists, even the and even the militant communist, everyone just seems more clownish.
Yeah, well, because I think it's dawning on everybody that this doesn't get better.
Right.
Like, I think that that's something that people are starting to, there's a capitulation, whether it's knowingly or unknowingly, to the new reality, to the new normal, to the idea that the violence is not going to stop.
The, you know, the pandemic is going to roll on and be what it's going to be.
The gridlock in government and public health policy, the edicts and mandates that are handed down that are selectively enforced.
The politicians that you know have these lavish birthday parties, maskless while requiring masks.
All of this is never going to stop.
It's going to stop in maybe a few years when Delta's gone, but then we'll have another problem.
Maybe not a public health problem, but we'll have climate issues.
Like, you know, these fires in California, you have the serious climate problems, right?
And then what's going to happen?
You're going to have the elite go, stay inside on Wednesday because the fucking air is not good.
How dare you?
And then Wednesday, they're going to be having a luau because they're going to have like an oxygen tent up and they're all going to be partying.
And that's not going to change because the planet is becoming less and less hospitable.
So what they're trying to do is figure out ways to keep the lid on things like barely while they can dance and do conga lines and fuck kids on Epstein's Island.
Like they're just trying to figure out how to keep it all from bleeding out into the street.
Do you think, this is purely speculative, but do you think over the next few decades, the level of luxury for these people declines as well?
No.
No, I think it'll actually become more technologically advanced.
Like they will start purifying oxygen.
Like the level of luxury is only going, it may decline in the sense that like it may be less important to have an opulent mansion than it is to have a well-guarded compound with your own hospital.
Like you're not going to have a beautiful, you know, sandstone.
You may need your own ER now.
So that may be the new luxury.
It may be like, how many wings does your house have?
It goes, well, we have one wing and it's a cardiac wing.
Like we have our doctor.
Like that may be the new luck.
The new luxury may be having like as these systems fail, which kind of interesting to think about, like as these systems fail, rich people may start thinking, how much of this can we do at home?
The new yacht will be a school bus buried underground with guns inside of it.
Yes.
Yes.
Perhaps.
You know?
I mean, I do think then you're going to also have, you know, air quality issues.
You're having a lot of air quality issues on the West Coast.
Right.
And that won't stop.
These fires are not going to stop.
So it's good.
It's already dystopian, but what's the next level after dystopian?
Just Armageddon, like apocalypse?
I mean, you know, flying horse, like horses of the Grim Reapers.
Here's what I don't understand.
And maybe this is the vaccine and we'll all realize this eventually.
But like, me and you have always said, why don't they just start giving people drugs?
Yeah.
Well, like, why?
Why?
That's why they're being conscious for this.
Why can't they give you something in the mail that you could take that at least makes this seem more fun?
I mean, is it a coincidence of the mortgage crisis and the Iraq and Afghanistan wars and the torture coincided with like the, you know, the OxyContin crisis?
No, it was like, listen, yeah, we're torturing people and blowing up fucking cut.
Who gives a shit?
Get a pool.
You can afford it now.
You can afford to drown in your own backyard.
Take this pill and go in your pool.
It doesn't look.
I understand the forest is dry.
Can't they like, I know it's a problem.
I don't know why they can't.
I don't know why they can't, but every year it burns.
They can't because they're.
Can you bring sprinklers into it and just wet it?
I know it was like a lack of water, but like just dump ocean water.
What's going on?
It doesn't work.
There's too many acres of wick forest ready to just burn at any moment.
It's just hot.
It's dry and hot.
You get those hoses that they make that like irrigate.
They seep out of the sides of the hose.
Just get some of that.
What's this infrastructure all about then?
We don't need another bridge.
We just need to get some hoses.
I mean, when you drive around Flint, Michigan, or when you drive around any of these places, you go, more and more of the country is probably going to start to look like that.
They never fixed the water, did they?
I don't know.
I didn't drink any water.
It would be amazing if they fixed the do all this infrastructure stuff and they never fixed Flint.
Well, they probably won't.
But more and more of America will start to look like those places because people are just going to leave.
Cops will leave.
Cops go, I don't want to do this fucking gig, right?
If they have any other option.
And then you have like, you know, flight, people just leaving.
And then the people that are stuck there are going to have to live in these hellish conditions.
And then, you know, these become like a no man's land where people just don't go.
And, you know, I think, unfortunately, over the next 20, 30 years, 50 years, whatever, you're just going to see more.
I mean, Sikorsky helicopters keep large percentages of Connecticut employed.
If they leave, Connecticut becomes Detroit, parts of it.
Right.
So.
Yeah, and people start worried about the Taliban because, oh, like it fosters terrorism.
What do you think is going to happen in the inner ring of Detroit?
That's right.
People don't give a shit.
Right.
People don't give a shit.
Yeah.
What happened to ghost towns?
Like, people used to, when they're all dried up, people used to leave.
I know people have it rough, but I mean, like, should we be relocating these people, get them out?
You know, if the whole thing's done, which I get it, we're not making cars anymore.
Let's get out of here.
Joe Biden comes out tomorrow and goes, two things this government's going to do.
Number one, in your arm will be a sensor that will glow if you come in contact, if you have coronavirus.
Number two, we're doing the Flint relocation project where we're randomly picking people to adopt a family from Flint, Michigan.
Yes, we should be relocating these people, but the problem is there's not a lot of places to relocate them to.
Like, dude, if you go to Cleveland, Ohio, right?
If you go to places like Omaha, Nebraska, if you go to, if you drive around this country enough, the New Yorks and Chicago's and Miami and LA, these are the anomaly.
Can't we just take them?
Because Cincinnati doesn't, like, people are going to hate me for it, but Cincinnati doesn't really need to be where it is.
And neither is Cleveland.
And neither does like Omaha.
Can't we just make like one or two like nice cities out of them?
Like make, like, just bring it around together.
You can't make the nice cities.
You get a couple.
Look, I'm sorry.
You get a Foxcon.
We'll build another Foxconn.
We're not going to do it anyway.
I mean, you might be right.
You give some, you know, you have people.
We got to outlaw robots and we got to outlaw.
You do need large factories for people so they could do math and like work.
Yeah.
I mean, drugs used to help.
You don't think dock workers used to, you know, do heroin?
Of course they did.
No, we demonized drugs and we've demonized the idea of like the working man.
A working man should get a fair wage to work in a factory and do speed.
The time when this country was built, right?
Like the 1800s, when like we fetishized the Gilded Age and all, those guys, everyone was drunk.
That's right.
The amount of people, like that's why prohibition happened for a reason because everyone was just plastered all the time on like cider or whiskey or whatever.
No one was drinking water.
And it was the most productive time in American history, except maybe post-war America.
But, you know, I'm just saying, like, you know, we used to have a great relationship with drugs and alcohol.
And this puritanical screed that we've gone on has ruined it.
Nancy Reagan ruined this country.
Nancy Reagan.
Just say no to the jobs, apparently.
I got to get my kitchen floor.
I just had tile done.
I got to have it redone because you're right.
It looks dirty.
It looks like streaks of dirt.
You just went on a hike in the woods.
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Looks filthy.
It's just the type of tile that looks filthy.
I don't want my house to look like I live in Flint.
After being like, after having just a discussion about how bad the world's getting, I'm like, I got to have the floor redone.
But what do you want me to do?
I'm just being honest.
I mean, is it ethically sourced tile?
Sure, but I have to now, I have to just, you know, I told the company I don't want to work with them anymore.
I said, I'll pay you for the materials, but just drop it off at the house.
I don't like the way the guy laid the tile.
I don't like any of it.
The guy who you were talking about on the show last week or whatever, he's the one who laid the tile.
No, he hired some guy.
I just didn't love it.
But it's really more the actual tile looks dirty.
Yeah.
No, at first, I thought it was a, you know, you were on FaceTime.
I thought it was FaceTime.
But no, it's like streaks of like, you know, it looks like mud.
No, it's bad.
It's really disgusting.
These people are disgusting.
And, but that's a look down here, like dirty kitchen floor.
That's kind of a look here.
This is like ranch hands and you know, people are just the same thing as we were living before.
Everyone's pretending to have horses.
No, these people are legit, those people.
These people are real to deal, you know, as opposed to pretending.
Dude, Haiti is getting rocked by earthquakes.
They're the unluckiest country out there.
Kabul is on the brink.
What do you say, Ray?
Kabul is on the brink.
Look, it's been, I don't understand.
It's been 20 years since 9-11.
Are we really still worried about them doing terrorism?
I mean, look, if they're not morons and they learn their lesson, like, hey, it took us 20 years to get this back.
Maybe we don't have next bin Laden hanging out over here.
But they didn't really.
Well, they took the country over.
But if I was the Taliban, I'd be like, look, the one thing we don't do is have terrorist camps.
That's right.
If I read the Taliban, that's what I would do.
Because now we're back in charge.
But then the Taliban is going to be like, but they're telling us.
The U.S. is telling us.
They didn't have terrorist camps.
Don't fall for it again.
They're telling us.
Yeah, they're telling us.
That's the thing.
Don't fall for it.
Don't.
Great point.
Don't fall for it.
You sell for it in the 80s.
You kept falling for it through the 90s.
Like, when we tell you we want to train and arm radical elements of your society, don't go in for that.
I mean, has there ever been a country, maybe I don't want to play the typical, you know, whatever, but like, you know, France gets accused of laying down for the Nazis.
But like, I'm saying, Afghanistan, they don't seem to be doing anything.
At least all the American officials are saying that we trained them.
We did all this.
They're not doing anything to stop this.
The Afghan provisional government, whatever they call it, or regular government or the armed forces of that.
I mean, we've been training them for 20 years.
At what point are we like, you know, you got to defend your own country?
Maybe just want to go.
I mean, it's a great point.
Michael Tracy said on Twitter.
It's like, how have we built this thing that collapses in like a day?
How does this work?
Maybe we were just spending the whole last 20 years growing opium.
I also don't think we ever want any of this to work.
Yeah.
But we want a reason to go back.
Yeah.
Well, we want to collapse.
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I mean, maybe that's the thing.
Maybe that's the play is that like, look, we're going to like, we're going to go back, but we need a year or two where it gets real bad where like we can point to like, look, they're making the women wear dog collars again.
We can't allow this.
Like, you know, it was too good for too long in Afghanistan.
Yeah, it's very strange, and I don't know what's going to go down.
I just know that we've got really a few peaceful years left on this planet before it gets a hell of a lot worse.
Um, and uh, I just it's tough to tell people that serve the country like the people that are joining the military now.
It's like, God bless them.
I mean, it's still better than working at Walmart, I guess.
I guess you're right.
That's a good point.
There's nothing talking, he's not getting a job at Ford, right?
Yeah, I mean, it's it's because now there's we now know like it's the proof is really out there that like nothing is gonna work.
No, I mean, like should the armed forces should the armed forces now just have a sign that says you will die in vain like there's no way there's no way you won't die unless somehow like you save a bait on one of these missions that makes sense to no one that's doomed to failure.
Maybe you like save a baby and that's your good, but pretty much or you're Chris Kyle and you shoot the baby, right?
Dude, so Ben, Ben goes out, you know, they have friends in Texas and like all the people here in Texas think Chris Kyle's like a hero.
Like they like, they believe like everything, you know, like they're just like, they're like, You ever see the movie American Snapper?
You ever see it?
You ever see that movie Jira Dart 30?
Well, it's a clown show.
It's a, it's uh they all hate they all hate Jesse Ventura.
I think he's a an American scum.
Yeah, so what was he's dead now, right?
Chris Kyle basically in his book said that Jesse Ventura was like at some SEAL funeral, Navy SEAL funeral, and just like saying the guy deserved to die and like and got some fight with him and like, which is like even look, I know he goes on TV and talking about the Lochness monster, but I mean, the guy was like basically a SEAL.
Like I don't, I don't think he's like Jesse Ventura.
Jesse Ventura alive or dead.
Oh, he's alive.
Okay.
Yeah.
He's an interesting guy to get on the show.
Oh, he'd be great to talk to.
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Yeah.
I mean, you know, I mean, look, just don't ask him about the harp gun.
He gets a little things get a little hazy when you talk about stuff like that.
But why?
I think he knows.
He's just like, he doesn't really have a.
He casts a wide net.
What?
The weather gun?
Is that what you mean by the harp gun?
I'm just saying he doesn't have a strong filter.
I think he wanted to fill that show up with like, you know, topics.
So good points about 9-11 and some other weird shit.
No, he does.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
But then he might start going off.
But the harp gun is the real problem.
There is a COVID gun.
You're like, Jesse.
Stay on folks.
Stay focused.
I take Iver Metkin in my asshole.
It's not gay.
He's going off about Navy SEALs.
Navy SEALs don't deserve what they get.
SEAL Team Six was a bunch of pussies.
Bin Laden's an American fucking hero.
How great would it be if he just went completely insane?
I love Osama bin Laden and the bin Laden family.
He's doing like praying to Mecca.
Yeah.
The only God is Allah.
The only true God is Allah.
He should open up.
We should like we should see how far we can get telling him we're like big investors and that we want to open up a conspiracy theory restaurant with him.
Conspiracy Fridays.
You'd get a meeting.
Like you'd absolutely get a meeting if like you were like, Jesse, we really want to open up like a conspiracy theory, conspiracy-themed restaurant like an Applebee's or a Friday's or an Outback, you know, but instead of like boomerangs and kangaroos on the wall, we have like syringes, pictures of Building 7 and fucking like, you know, the Northwoods nachos are my favorite, like things like that.
MK Ultra Feast.
Yes, MK Ultra.
I mean, I always wanted to do conspiracy theory line ice creams.
We talked about it on the Patreon, but ice cream is so hard.
You can't do it.
You can't ship it.
You can't make any money.
I've always wanted to make my own line of ice cream.
A conspiracy hot sauce, maybe.
No, I'm sick of the sauces.
I can't taste anything right now.
Food is still good, which is how you know that like you have a problem with food.
When you can't taste anything, food's like still, you're still looking forward to it.
People are like, how can you eat?
I'm like, you just don't taste it.
You just keep eating.
But I'm eating a lot healthier now.
I'm just eating nothing inflammatory because of the COVID, which I think in a few days I'll test negative.
But the, whatchamacallit?
Yeah, I've always wanted to make a line of ice creams and sell them, but it's very expensive to a very small select group of people.
Like we'd have to literally, we'd probably have to charge something stupid for a pint of ice cream.
50 bucks?
Something like that.
People might buy it.
I think you're right.
Well, you had a great, like we had some good ideas about like Jeffree Egg Cream where we'd have like, we'd have like an egg cream style ice cream with like a fudge ripple and then like little chocolate girls.
Or we'd have like the sweet jet fuel doesn't melt sweet cream and we'd have like a 9-11 themed ice cream.
Like we, you know, we had a whole bunch of control demo licorice.
Something like that.
Joan Bignet Ramsey, which had beignets and had a chicory coffee swirl.
It was a New Orleans theme, even though they're not from there, but, you know.
Yeah.
But, you know, we, we, we, we have, but I think if we got Jesse Ventura, like got his people and we're like, you know.
Does he still have people?
I mean, he's just some guy now, isn't he?
Start a business.
It's a great question.
Like, all these people that are like small business owners, how do you even start a business?
Like in this, like, how much can you need so much capital to just start anything?
Well, you mortgage your house or your parents' house.
It's usually house.
I mean, for a small, small business.
Like, and it'll fail.
Like, you know, I mean, like, anyone who like lasts more than two years.
Here's my thing.
Can we take like a hundred grand and just start a coffee house that's going to fail, but it'll be hilarious?
Yeah.
I mean, do you know what I mean?
Like, can we just release a space and start like a coffee house and like literally do that?
Like put crazy shit on a wall.
Like, can we do all of that?
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Yes?
Yeah.
100%.
But there's all the legal things about hiring people, but what if we just hire our friends, like Devin and Ida?
Yeah.
I mean, basically, you just kind of, you know, call it, you just, you just call it a.
You hire them as models, basically.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you can't, you know, they just work for hire.
Yeah.
Is that what, like, isn't that what like Hooters does or someone?
Because what if, what if we really could succeed with like a restaurant, we just don't even know it.
Yeah.
I mean, just a bucket of a bucket of spaghetti.
Just real, real, real trash.
I mean, just, you know.
No, what if, I'm not kidding.
Like, what if we went to like Huntsville, Alabama and opened a restaurant called Bucket of Spaghetti?
They're like, hear me out.
Where you would get buckets of spaghetti.
Yeah.
And like different sauces.
Like there'll be pesto sauce.
Oh no.
Peanut butter sauce.
What'd you say?
Peanut butter sauce?
Yeah.
That's not a bad idea.
Peanut butter and jelly pasta.
Yeah.
Bucket.
Bucket.
We shouldn't even be talking about this.
People are going to steal this.
It's a good idea.
Wiley Dufran used to do peanut butter pasta at WD-50 in New York.
It was a very conceptual restaurant.
Oh, really?
I think he did.
Well, here's the thing.
We don't have utensils.
You have to just eat out of the bucket like a pig.
Like a trough.
What if we had something called the trough?
Where like you had to put your face in it?
Yeah.
I mean, that'll be really fun if we just, if we handcuff your hands behind your back to the chair.
So you eat like you just, you just have to, like, you're in a pie-eating contest.
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I don't know if insurance would go in for that.
No, but I think like, I'm like, not even kidding.
Like, I think if you just had a restaurant called Bucket and it was a bucket of nachos.
It's called Johnny Buckets.
Johnny Buckets.
And anything you want, it's in a bucket.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You could choose.
Let me get three chicken wings, a quarter pound of pasta, some peanut butter and jelly, and they just put it in a bucket and just mash it together.
Yeah, bucket.
It's like Stone Cold Creamery.
Yeah.
The drink.
Yeah, Cold Stone Creamery.
The drinks are in a bucket.
Everything's in a bucket.
And it's cardboard.
It's better for the environment.
No plastic.
Yeah.
You put the drink and the soda in the bucket together.
So it's all one big slop.
Yeah.
Bucket.
It's bucket life.
Yeah.
And it'd be, and we'd sell shirts and the shirts would say, fuck it.
I'm getting a bucket.
I wonder if KFC does that.
Fuck it.
I'm getting a bucket.
Probably not.
They should.
I mean, they think they're being a reference, but they're too much of a cowardice.
Tell people where they can find you.
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Are you enlisting in the military to fight?
How are you letting them lose Kabul?
I've sent them.
Should we start tweeting at POTUS?
Why are you letting them lose Kabul?
Saigon all over again.
How dare you?
It's going to be bad.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, Russia and China are standing by them.
Why aren't they?
Why do they hate us so much?
Like, China at this point, with the Uger Muslim Ugre Muslims or whatever, shouldn't they like, don't try to get any blame in this world anymore?
Why are we the great Satan?
You know why?
I think China just kind of just does it and shuts up about it.
Like we would do that to the Uyghur Muslims, but then like we'd make like a movie about how like we're like they're working at the North Pole.
You know what I mean?
We do a movie about how they're like Santa's helpers and then people would find out the reality and they'd be like, yeah, those Muslims, they gave them jobs at the toy shop.
And they'd be like, no, they didn't.
They tortured the shit out of them.
So when you find out what we're really doing, it's so strikingly different from what we're purporting to do that people get upset.
Whereas China's just like, yeah, I guess people got, they got got.
They got tortured.
Tortured.
And there's something, I don't know, maybe there's something refreshing about that.