Space, a 51-year-old Deck Hands cast member, recounts surviving a reef collision at five knots, eating an iguana on St. Croix after unpaid labor, and serving seven months in Fox Hill Prison's rat-infested cells. He critiques the Bahamian conch fishing quota system that profits investors while workers face addiction and severe hook injuries, contrasting his "black collar" ethic with Shane Lee's lifestyle. Ultimately, Space argues for uniting North and South America, suggesting that economic exploitation and systemic neglect drive desperation rather than simple criminality. [Automatically generated summary]
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The Flashing Pope Costume00:01:30
Three, two, can I get a yeah?
Space, we finally got you on the podcast.
What is up, brother?
Uh, I just want to thank Jesus.
Oh, look at that booger hanging out his nose.
That's something I'm just saying.
No, that's a joint.
That's a joint.
Okay, let's go.
The joint, yeah, because he actually lit it up and smoked it right after he pulled it out his nose.
So, what's up, what are you?
Are you the are you filling in for the Pope today?
What's going on with the Pope?
So, we have Pope Space.
Well, what actually happened is.
Shane Lee is under the weather, and I got his girlfriend to steal his costume.
I'm wearing it because he should have been in jail last night because he was exposing himself to everybody with his.
So he was the flashing Pope.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Thank you.
All right.
The flashing Pope.
Oh, yeah.
So does he know you took the costume?
No, he was sleeping.
He knows his girlfriend took the costume.
She tried to send me in to get it.
I'm like, no, this ain't going to work.
Yeah.
So she got it.
Yeah.
Give it to you?
Yeah.
I had to go get another drink.
And then while I was getting a drink, all of a sudden, this.
Voila.
Great.
Awesome.
Holy Jesus.
We got a girl in the studio.
It's happening.
Praise Jesus.
Yeah.
It's working.
What's your name, darling?
Lexi.
You've met her before.
Yeah, but she's got the super sexy costume on.
Living on the Boat00:05:13
Yeah, she does.
I don't know.
It's Halloween.
She might need the Pope outfit.
It's called Upalates.
Be careful.
I'm just saying, trust me, I'm a doctor.
I would never.
Cheat on you.
The Pope's horny.
Oh, look, it's time out.
It's still alive.
It's alive in the memories.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
So, dude, it's great to have you on here, Space.
Yeah.
Love you, Dan.
How you been doing?
Yeah, love you, bro.
What has the Pope of Madeira Beach been up to?
I've been icing boats, taking out fish, keeping the freaking show going.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
You know, everybody can't go fishing.
Somebody's got to do the doc.
I've done it.
33 years, so yeah, I like to sit at home.
I like to look at beautiful women like Lexi and that are not married is better, they don't get much trouble.
But just saying, hey, you know, I'm home and I'm enjoying it, and I'm being very well taken care of.
Not the best, like a migrant worker, I you know, I make about migrant worker wages and I live like a my there's probably migrant workers in this country that aren't even citizens that live better than me.
But it keeps the industry going.
You know, cost versus, you know, you know what I mean?
Last time we caught up with you on the, for people out there who haven't seen deckhands yet, Space is one of the original deckhands.
30 years, baby.
And last time I was with you, you were living on an island.
Yes.
Out in the intercoastal.
Yeah.
Awesome.
How was that going?
Are you still out there?
No.
Thankfully, to the.
Concrete.
The cops gave me a seven day warning to move off the island before they would start writing me more tickets.
Because I already paid $218 camping without a permit.
You're not allowed to camp without a permit in Pine Ellis County, where I'm born and raised.
Thank you, Jesus.
Just putting it out there.
That's the law.
Whatever.
I can't fight it.
Yeah.
And so.
Is that because the cops saw the documentary?
Yes.
Really?
They saw the video and they were like, they saw the video.
Boom.
They had me before.
They gave me two tickets a year.
I lived on there a year.
When I first, the first three months, after three months of living on the island, I started out with the blanket.
Yeah.
And mosquitoes and rodents jumping all over top of me.
And that's when I went on a killing spree.
Not.
Rodent ate your Twizzlers, right?
That's what made me go off.
Because we had a little thing going on.
Fuck yeah, you can't eat your fucking Twizzlers.
You got to be respectful.
We had a treaty going.
You don't fuck me, I don't fuck with you.
That's right.
So then they ate them and you went on the hunt.
They ate a hole through my tent and went for my Twizzlers.
I was like, damn.
Okay, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Yeah.
So anyway, whatever.
So what did you do after the island?
The island, I went.
To a $17 million piece of beach property and moved in immediately.
Friggin' where they're waiting to develop, like, who knows how much money though.
I lived there for a year and a half.
And you asked me, Dan asked me to say, with our beautiful Lexi, he's like, Oh, ready for season two?
I'm like, Yeah.
Well, I'm not taking you there, Dan, because the last time I said, But that's reality.
But you can get arrested.
But I'm like, Yeah, but my reality is not getting arrested, you know?
So I'm not putting you down.
No, it's okay.
But I lived there for a year and a half until the Southern Offshore Fishing.
No, no, that's Bobby Space yet.
We don't want to talk about that.
The King of the Beach.
King of the Beach.
Oh, I got toasted.
Yeah.
Oh, it's a party.
Way cool party.
Way cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I took some LSD that night.
Oh, yeah.
And I went back to my $17 million property that somebody else owns that I ain't paid taxes.
I lived there for a year and a half after I got kicked off the island.
So, what was it?
Just a piece of beachfront land?
Yes.
Very.
It's very developed.
Secluded, undeveloped.
Is it like condos going up there?
There are condos everywhere.
Yeah.
The neighbors were cool.
Yeah.
Until I lit a lighter and then accidentally the place went up in flames.
Oh, shit.
All the underbrush.
It was like a really windy day.
Yeah.
I was like, oh.
I watched it.
I was all tripping.
I'm like, pshh.
I was looking for something and then.
It lit up, but then went like, oh, I don't think I could stomp that out anymore.
I was like, oh, I gotta get out of here.
So I walked off and I went like 300 yards away, but it burned out because there's only so much stuff to burn out there.
And it'll be much more lush because every time you get a burnout, you get a slash and burn.
You get the fertilizer, the ground, everything grows back faster and quicker.
So it's not a bad thing.
Nobody got hurt.
But the neighbors kind of got pissy.
Then he went on watch.
I couldn't go back and live there.
So I got my new secret spot.
That I'm not going to burn down.
Accidentally Burning Down the Place00:06:14
No more.
We want to expose it.
Yeah.
I mean, I'd love to expose it.
It's a cool spot for information.
You can't get in trouble for staying there?
Where?
Where you're at now.
Where you're staying right now.
I don't know.
City code might freaking go against it.
Yeah.
But I'm not staying on a boat.
I got a cool place.
I got Christmas lights.
I got a DVD player.
I got a fan.
I'm set up.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
I first started sleeping on a concrete and then as gradually, it's been six months I've been living there and everybody's cool with it.
It's all good.
I'm kind of like the night security guard kind of guy.
Yeah.
I'm not a good security guard because everyone's my friends.
Right.
You're the nicest security guard ever, probably.
But, you know, but still, I will fucking say something.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
People can be idiots.
Right.
Yeah, you shaved the beard, you shaved the hair.
So now no one can recognize you.
You're the Pope.
You're the fucking Pope.
So this is like Space 2.0, version 2.
Yes.
The new version.
Thank you, Jesus.
I like you.
You didn't say 5.0.
I am not a Mustang.
Let's go.
We're not going there.
So, we had Shane on here last week or two weeks ago.
Yes.
A couple weeks back.
He switched up his drink.
He doesn't drink the Bush.
He doesn't drink Bush.
Well, last time I was with him, he wanted to be rumbum.
Now he wants rum.
But you stayed true to the Mountain Dew and vodka.
One God, one drink.
Fuck yeah.
Thank you, Jesus.
I haven't even put anything in my cup yet, but I will.
I will right now, actually.
Yeah, I'm about to.
Tito's is one of those.
Freaking awesome.
Yeah.
Tito's and Code Red.
Tito's.
Thank you, Lexi, for coming in tonight.
I really appreciate it.
Yes, we do.
Oh, my God.
I feel so blessed.
So, you got a lot of fans out there, man.
We post videos.
I just get a ton of comments asking about you and Shane and what you guys have been up to and when is season two and what's coming next.
Wow.
So, man, they love you out there on the internet.
They want to see more of you.
They're begging for you.
So, we got to do it.
Awesome.
I have no idea because I'm not a millennial.
I'm not calling you a millennial.
You're not on the internet or nothing.
But if you Google more than three times a day, you could be a millennial.
Yes, that's a possibility.
I beat Google three times.
You know when you get them questions that you don't get the answer to?
Yeah.
Have you ever experienced this?
Or am I just.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sometimes they'll have some fucked up answers that you're not listening to.
Sometimes they don't have the answer.
Google, you stumped Google.
I stumped Google three fucking times, fucker.
Really?
I'm just saying, Google ain't God.
This is a.
You're God.
Not my God.
Hey.
Holy Jesus.
I love you.
Repent.
Repent.
You are the man.
He's got a beard like I used to have when I used to be.
Oh.
Yeah, look, we got it on the TV.
Look at that.
Look at that beard.
You got a bag of dope?
How long did you have them?
That's a cosmic cocoa bar.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Did you bring any of those today?
That would be cool, but they need to soup them up a little.
They were kind of wimpy.
Not as good as the Amsterdam cocoa bars.
Yeah.
Just saying.
What was I just going to fucking ask you?
What have you and Shane been arguing out with Shane a lot?
No.
No.
Like, separating.
He's doing his dead fish pickup.
Right, yeah.
You guys are doing all my fresh pickup.
Yeah, which is a good thing because, God, this beach has been.
It's fucked up.
It's the longest.
Ever in my life of red tide, and you've been here how long have you been here?
51 years, 51 county.
Yes, on and off the beach.
My parents live like seven miles from probably 10 miles from here.
Yeah, but in Madera Beach, there's two points, it's seven miles no matter which way you go.
Yeah, to my parents' house.
So, why do you think it's so bad this time?
I have no idea, I don't give a it's just there.
Maybe it's to keep Shane Lee in a job.
Yes, to find somebody needed.
They needed Shane Lee to get a job, so it's God.
We found one for him.
Yeah, God's looking after Shane Lee.
Oh.
So, one of the episodes of Deck Hands just hit a million views on YouTube.
Holy Jesus.
Thank you, Father.
Have you had people come up to you?
I mean, you guys are like local legends around here.
For sure.
Everybody loves you.
Talking to you, saying, I recognize you, or do they not recognize you?
No, a lot of people do, but I don't even recognize that they recognize me for that.
I just, because I sit and watch cars, I like to look at beautiful women every day going to work and whatever they're doing.
Yeah.
So, I don't know whether it's, you know, it's nice to have like.
You know, to see the same people all the time.
But they change so much on the beach.
People come and go.
It's like I could see people on vacation tourists.
Yeah.
You know, some come down every time the same time of year.
Snowbirds.
Yeah.
And some people, whatever, because they did the timeshare stuff out there and they bought timeshare, so they're forced to come down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just saying.
But there's some really cool people.
And I met some people, took them pictures and whatever.
It's really neat.
Yeah.
Only a few bad comments.
Like one guy wanted to beat me up the other day.
Like I said, I'm going to do a podcast.
He's like, I'm just getting it.
He's from Baltimore.
I'm from here.
Right.
Yeah.
Don't tell me what to do.
Right.
He's like, don't be going in and begging the beach and selling out the beach.
And I'm like, what fucker?
Look.
Yeah, you were selling out the beach.
Look at Los Angeles.
Look at New York.
Look at Atlanta.
Murderers, killings, drugs.
We're on Madeira Beach.
Madeira Beach is like kindergarten.
Freaking.
Really?
Come on.
I'm just saying.
Come on.
We're putting Madeira Beach on the map.
It's the safest place on the world.
Hell yeah.
I'm just saying, the safest place you could come on vacation.
Right.
You know?
You know, and this guy was giving you shit for coming on the podcast.
Yeah, he was like, I was like, really, dude?
Come on, but he's like, I'm just good, you know, like the world's not gonna collapse because I just came on podcast for one night and right, right, saying what I said.
You know what I told him?
Tell the truth, shame the devil.
A lot of people on YouTube, a lot of people on YouTube will like leave a comment saying some shit like, oh, you guys should interview the blue collar businessmen on the fishing boats, the people with families and kids who.
Mechanical Yoga and Blue Collar Work00:03:12
Who take care of themselves?
You got instead of filming these scumbags like Shane Lee in space, it's fucking stupid.
Thank you.
And it's like, yeah, we would do that, but that's fucking boring.
These guys are interesting.
You know, these guys keep it real.
I'm black collar, so if you want to get racist with that blue collar crap, bring it on, fuckers, because I work just as hard.
That's right.
And I help more Negroes in this fucking county, in this world, and Colombians.
I bought more cocaine than you bought.
I've put shoes on more people's families' feet than you have with your one little child, your little three, four childs.
I've been taking care of multiple families with my party scene.
Thank you, Jesus.
Thank you, Jesus.
Amen.
Just saying.
Yeah, that's fucking awesome.
They can take their blue collar and shove it up their ass.
No, I'm blue collar all the way.
I'm all the way to black.
I personally like the white collar.
Yeah, you got white on right now.
Pope life.
It's like reverse Pope.
Supposed to be black over white.
Whatever.
So, when's the last time you went fishing?
I think it was April.
I marked it when I went under the trailer.
I live under the trailer like a dog right now.
That's my house.
I don't pay rent, and it's really good.
But, fuck it, I'm set up.
Fuck it, pretty damn good.
I don't think I want to take a chick under there.
If a chick comes in there, I'd have to be scared.
Something suspicious here.
I don't know, but fuck it.
Any chick that comes under that trailer, it's got to be a special girl.
Oh, yeah.
She's a keeper.
Oh, this thing bounces.
Yeah.
Oh.
So you're not fishing no more.
What's the reason you.
Why haven't you been fishing?
Like, what happened last time you went fishing?
My attitude has it conformed with everybody's attitude because it's a small, confined area.
You have to get along with the people you work with.
You have to.
So you're not getting along with some of the captains.
Yeah.
You know.
Some, I love everybody there.
Right.
So I just.
Whatever it gets a little crazy sometimes, if you get the right people to work with, it goes so smooth, it's so easy.
If you don't, it's the worst job in the world.
If you get the right people, any job, any job where you work, you work with the right people, the job is pleasant to go to, everything you do is a pleasure.
You get with the wrong people, or maybe I'm the wrong guy that time, you know.
It's what you believe in, you know, the whole people, you know.
So, I don't want to go into it, but yeah, anyway, it's a really taking a break from fishing for a while, yeah.
Until I get the right attitude, then I'll go fishing.
Go back fishing.
Do you miss it?
No.
No.
I don't think I did either.
I went out the other day to tow in a boat this weekend when their transmission went out.
That's how I get the split lip because I had to do mechanical yoga.
Climb over the engine, like, mechanical yoga.
And to get in the position where one arm's here and you've got to reach under here to get this bolt.
And I split my lip on the freaking transmission line.
Split Lip from Engine Climb00:02:42
Freaking, whatever.
It was fun.
But I went out of the boat.
I felt, every time I go out there, it's like a health kit.
That's like you get sober, no drugs, and it just feels good.
Good man, it's like on top of the world, but anyway, then there's but then you come back.
No, the drugs, no, no, I don't bring the drugs out.
Every once in a while, I don't give a about it.
I go out there and clean up, and you get powerful, you get healthy, and you come back good when you get when you get back to land.
That's what it's like.
Well, what else you gotta do?
It, I'm just saying, yeah, yeah, that's pretty sickening.
Like, I'd rather be with women, but we're outnumbered.
My men, there's not enough women on this planet.
Yeah.
So that's why I got a lot of guys go to alcohol, drugs, because there's not enough women to satisfy your appetite unless you don't mind sharing.
Yeah, we need more women out here.
Yeah, it's true.
You know, and God, I went to Canada.
We had Hollywood Kim.
She was a woman around here, fisherman.
Yeah.
Vodka Kim, you called her.
Vodka, the third Vodka Kim.
God bless her.
Yeah, rest in peace to Kim.
Yes.
Yes.
That's sad.
That she would even believe in Jesus after her father did what.
Right.
She said or did to her.
It's got to be tough.
He must have been religious.
Yeah, religious about getting freaking pussy.
Fucking shot.
Just saying.
That's fucked up.
You know, you got to have your limits, you know.
How much damage are you going to do, you know?
Yeah.
I'm just saying, some people don't care.
The guy was a cop, she said.
Her brother's dad was a cop.
Holy Jesus.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
He was a police officer.
She fucked up, man.
She did her shit, but I don't know much from what happened to her.
Who knows?
I'm not judging her.
Right.
But she did have a little bit of belief in Jesus, so hopefully she'll get taken in, you know.
And that's kind of hard to believe in Jesus after your father fucked you.
And it's supposed to be a father loving religion.
It's all about the father.
And then he gave the power to his son and blah, blah, blah.
So that's got to be screwy.
But she hung in there, you know.
So who knows?
That would be cool.
Did you ever fish with her?
Yeah, I went crabbing with her.
Did you really?
We did crab traps together.
Yes, I did.
No way.
What was that like?
Pretty cool.
She's a fucking cool chick.
She's badass.
She'd kick any man's ass, too.
That's what you said.
Fucking head chicken.
Like, you talk shit to her, see, you better have a pocket full of kryptonite or you better fucking back down, boy.
Yeah.
She'd kick her ass.
Yeah, she seemed like she would.
Yeah, she's cool.
She was cool as hell.
She gets uppity, but you know, when girls get uppity, you've got to knock them back down.
Hard to Believe in Jesus00:15:43
Yeah.
Fucking just saying.
Mm hmm.
In the nicest way possible.
Of course.
I like strangling them personally.
Jesus.
They love it.
Yeah, I never feel good.
Take it easy, Pope.
Yeah, I never feel good punching a girl, but strangling them is the way to go.
Thank you, Jesus.
It's a happy medium.
Yes.
No one gets hurt.
So, the other day when we met up with you, you were telling me that you did some traveling too?
Yes.
Oh, butts traveling.
What was the story you did?
Where'd you go?
Well, I've been to Grenada, Dominica.
This is all since we filmed the last episode of Decay and Smoke.
Ever since we filmed the last, when Shane's first one came out, I was on my way to Grenada, which was a disastrous trip, but I got paid.
Thank God.
Yeah.
Fricking.
So somebody just, one of the captains hit you up and they're like, Do you want to go to Grenada and help me out?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got to take a boat to Grenada.
I've been done three trips.
That was my third trip, probably my last trip.
I would go down there again.
They're cool people down there.
But it got pretty scary.
I did 40 days in the Caribbean and I hit K Salt Bank at five knots.
The same time, the baseball player from the Miami, whatever that team is, I don't know.
I'm Devil Rays.
Yeah, one of the baseball players was on a boat in Miami and he hit the jetty at 35 miles per hour and died.
Well, I hit K Salt Bank.
What?
No, he died.
He died.
He's dead.
Done.
Oh, yeah.
But I hit K Salt Bank at five knots.
Slower you go, the more chance you have of surviving.
And what is K Cell Bank?
K Cell Bank is a little reef out in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, kind of Caribbean, on your way to the Bahamas, Cuba, and Dominican Republic.
It's just out there, and there's these rocks in the middle of nowhere.
And I was at the wheel, and I hit them dead on.
Holy.
What was that like?
So, what happens when you run into that?
Okay, it was like this.
Holy fucking shit!
Holy fucking shit!
My captain wakes up, he's like, put it in reverse!
I'm like, oh!
There's like a nose print of our boat.
It caved in, and we didn't go back to marathon.
We came out of marathon.
How bad does that fuck the boat, though?
Fucking.
You could still drive it, though?
Yeah.
It was cracked all the way six inches above the waterline in the bow, crushing the whole front of the boat.
I put in a.
Luckily, my captain, as much of a douchebag as he was, had me hook up the forethought to hook up another pump, an emergency pump with a hose in it, and all wired up, ready to go.
And you just have to hook it on the batteries.
I gave him credit for that.
Nice.
Otherwise, I don't give him credit for much.
Because, whatever, I'm not going there.
I told him we were nine miles off course.
When I took the wheel, I go, Captain, we're nine miles off course.
He's like, but that, whatever.
Was he drunk or what?
Fucked up?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that's fair enough.
Whatever.
But I'm not going to go into the whole boring technological thing where you can push the thing and it'll correct your course.
Basically, you hit a fucking automatic GPS.
Yeah, but you correct your course.
I'm going to just give this a real, okay, dumbasses.
Okay, you could push your little fucking button and it'll tell you're on course.
So when the next guy comes up to take the watch, it looks like you're on course, but you're not on course.
It corrects the course.
You're over here.
You're supposed to be going over here.
Right.
Now, this dickhead's been going this way the whole time.
Now he pushes the buttons and it'll give you a new course this way.
Now you're over here.
You're supposed to be over here.
Right.
It says you're on course.
It corrects your course.
You're going to go that way.
Right.
I was telling you.
But now you're way over here.
Yeah.
And what's in between here and there that you're not even supposed to be in that area, which I was, which I told him about.
But night, night, termite.
So, this was like, how far offshore is this bank of rocks that you hit?
Probably like 70 miles off a marathon, 70 miles offshore, yeah.
Probably 70 to 90 miles off a marathon key, and we rode that all the way.
We were gonna go in some Haitian little freaking island, I forgot what it's called.
It's like whatever.
We're gonna Dominica, then we went all the way in the Windward Passage, yeah, through Cuba, which is scary as fuck.
Uh, like the first time I ever put on a life vest in my life, really, yes.
Oh, like scared.
Then we pulled into Haiti, which is really fucking scary because Hillary Clinton did not do a good job down there.
They did put a good dock in.
Thank you, Hillary Clinton and the Clinton family for buying some of that.
What a nice boat, Doc.
No, no, it's a commercial, like, big boat, but it's whatever.
I'm just saying.
Thank God they put some money in down there because that is a.
If you can make Haiti a great place, you've got to be the best person in the world.
But they made Hawaii down there.
And Japan, volcanic islands, act great places.
Yeah.
Just saying.
I don't think the French are the best freaking politicians in the world.
So it was pretty rough in Haiti.
Yeah, Haiti is brutal.
Freaking God bless those people.
They need help.
I gave them everything I could.
They were asking us for water.
I needed water from them.
They wanted to get water off our boat.
I'm like, what?
I've been at sea for 10 days and we got no water.
They're asking us for water, dude.
Holy shit.
That's scary.
Yeah, that's not good when you pull up.
That's fucking scary.
I'm just saying.
Yeah, that is not good.
I had candy.
That's a good thing.
I gave it to the kids.
That works good.
Whenever you go, wherever in the world, bring candy for the kids.
Hell yeah.
Just saying.
They'll try to ask if it pays us a dollar.
Just give them some candy.
Just saying.
Holy shit.
Just saying.
I've been to a lot of poor countries in this world.
And I don't go, when I go to other countries, I don't go to the rich place.
I go to the working areas, the ghettos, poverty.
We're trying to bring them a means to make more money.
You know what I mean?
That's cool.
That's cool you do that.
A lot of people don't do stuff like that.
Yeah.
I'm getting paid, but it's not great pay.
It's just enough.
You know, have a little Drakey Drakey, come back home.
If I don't give it all away when I'm there.
Yeah.
Okay.
And you guys were on your way to where again?
Grenada.
On your way to Grenada, and you made a pit stop in Haiti.
Pit stop in Haiti, a marathon.
Oh, God, I don't even want to go in a drooling, boring, horrible, and Dominican Republic, which is actually cool.
Yeah.
But my captain, whatever, God bless his soul.
He's dead now.
He's dead.
Yeah.
We went to St. Croix, where I killed the town of Iguana.
Because we didn't have no food?
Fuck yeah, on camera.
But I had to sneak in.
How'd you kill it?
With a bandit paddle.
One of the paddles that go off a bandit reel.
Yeah.
It's like a fiberglass paddle.
Well, one of the guys in that thing is pointing out that going, I'm like, cool.
So I went up and tried to be friendly with him.
It wouldn't be friendly.
I'm like, motherfucker, I'm hungry.
I went back to the boat, grabbed the paddle, like, give him one more chance.
Are we friends?
He didn't want nothing to do with it.
Fucking cracked him over the back of the head.
Then I noticed there were cameras everywhere.
It was like the freaking the dock where all the people come in with their cruise ships and shit.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
And I'm like, there's cameras everywhere.
So I grabbed him by the tail and I kind of put him by my side and I go to the boat and toss him like that on the boat.
Then I scanned him, cleaned him.
Ate him?
Oh, I put him in the oven at 375 degrees with a fucking pot of Spanish rice because that's all I had was left over.
We were running out of food.
I've been out at sea like 20, 30 days.
Jess, we only went out to go.
We were, uh, Posted up for two weeks.
That was what the trip was supposed to take.
Yeah.
But because my captain, who wants to take somebody's personal boat and go on his own freaking tour, you know, they're paid for it.
But he doesn't pass any money on to the crew.
He might give you a couple beers or something.
So this guy's just trying to take a vacation with you.
Yeah.
And whoever owned the boat to hire us, and he goes and runs around all these islands and gets paid for it.
Yeah.
And.
What the fuck?
And I'm getting fucked the whole time.
I'm like.
I hope I get a paycheck when I get there.
You're fucking skinny iguanas just to fucking feed yourself.
Oh, yeah.
It's pretty good.
A little tough, but.
How did it taste?
Good.
Like chicken.
Like chicken.
I've never eaten one.
A little tough, a little good.
I think if you slow cooked it, it would come out better.
But it was very good.
I was impressed.
So then where'd you go after that?
St. Croix, we straight ahead straighted for Grenada after that.
That was the last stop after we passed Puerto Rico.
Because I wanted to go, there's Mona Lisa's path.
I don't know if it's Mona's pass.
I call it Mona Lisa, but that's going through Puerto Rico and Dominican Republic.
Yeah.
Rather than Wayward Pass, which is much more dangerous between Cuba and Haiti, which is cool.
It's like prehistoric, waiting for.
Pterodactyls come out of the sky and grab you.
It's like going to Haiti is, oh, uh oh.
So, what happened after you killed and ate the iguana?
Yes.
And then, where'd you guys go after that?
Went to Grenada.
Grenada.
Finally, the destination.
Grenada.
How was it there?
It's cool.
Yeah.
I found a really good Chinese restaurant.
Fucking.
Really?
Yes.
And they serve what it's called.
It's.
That's yours?
Yeah.
Yours is still up there.
Jesus Christ.
What's that name?
My red cup.
I'm trying to think.
They call it conch here, but down there, it's not Campari.
That's the drink.
Oh, that's the pimp.
I'll get to the pimp.
So you got a fucking Chinese restaurant.
That's a step above killing and eating wild iguanas.
Yes, definitely.
And they had really good food that goes down really good.
It's really out of place.
Yeah, for sure.
Chinese, it's all colored people.
In Mohammed's, they told me I'm colored.
I'm white, so I'm colored.
Yeah.
You're the minority there.
But yeah, Chinese are a very big minority, and there's BS.
Old BS.
BS.
Yay!
And then, so what did you guys do when you were in Grenada?
Besides, eat Chinese food.
Wait for my plane ticket to get out of there.
Oh, you were going to fly home?
Yeah, I got my little French curls or whatever.
Yeah, fly home.
I went to JFK, and I had to run through the airport like OJ because my plane was late and all that stuff.
That was really cool.
So the customs officer.
It was really cool there, not like the one in the Bahamas.
So, anyway.
When were you in the Bahamas?
Last year, I went to.
Was this a separate trip?
Yes.
Okay.
Separate.
Because sometimes when I'm not fishing, I deliver boats to other countries so they can profit, like fishing boats.
They buy boats from us and then they can bring money into their community.
Yeah, it's a good thing.
Hell yeah.
But I go to the ghettos.
I don't go to the rich places where, you know, I went to Panama.
I wasn't staying at the Hard Rock Cafe, you know.
I did go there just to check it out.
There is one there.
Yes.
All right.
Yeah.
And there's a Trump Tower.
I went to Trump Tower and.
Fuck yeah.
Panama?
In Panama.
Yeah.
You know, the Panama Canal thing.
Yeah.
Trump's got his own tower down there too.
Of course he does.
And I won my dollar back.
But I left because they didn't have smoking in the casino.
How can you gamble without smoking?
Yeah.
Drinking.
Fuck's odd.
I'm just saying.
If I'm going to fucking gamble, I want to be smoking like a fiend.
Fuck.
I'm just saying.
Absolutely.
Just saying.
So tell me what you were doing in the Bahamas.
Which part of the Bahamas were you in?
I was in Nassau, Bahamas.
I took a flight from here to Toronto and I went into Newfoundland, which is in Newfoundland.
I met some chick from Newfoundland too, or her boyfriend, whatever.
That was kind of freaky, but whatever.
Anyway, and then I went to Nova Scotia and picked up trap material.
And we came to my first time in the Atlantic, I was really scared.
God bless me.
It was a beautiful trip.
Summertime trip, July.
And I went to Nassau and the poop hit the fan.
Uh-oh.
So, what happened in Nassau?
Holy Jesus.
Well, we brought this boat down.
We didn't go to customs, so they were pissed about that.
We parked on some dock instead of the customs dock, so they were pissed about that.
Yeah.
I'm supposed to fly out in two days.
Give me my money, fly me out.
Well, this boat's too big.
The guys that bought it didn't have a dock to place it.
So, I'd hire up some Rastafarian guy that claims he's the devil for a week.
I'm not getting paid for this.
I'm spending my money that they gave me that I'm supposed to be out of this country.
Right.
Which was good.
I got to meet a lot of straight people and all that and good, you know.
Oh, cool.
There's that clamshell.
Yeah, that's the island.
Oh, my God.
That was so cool.
I thought that was awesome.
That place was sick, man.
Oh, my God.
But anyway.
So.
So, Nassau.
So, how long were you there before?
I was a week at first until I did two weeks in prison in Fox Hill Prison.
In Nassau?
Yeah.
Well, how did you fucking end up in there?
I tried to exercise my right to not be hindered in the customs line, which there was only three people online.
So I go, why am I being hindered?
They handed me over to the Panamanian police, or not Panamanian, Bahamian police, but whatever.
Yeah.
I'm like, really?
For what, though?
You had to have been.
What was it?
I don't know if I said the F word or not.
For some reason.
Yeah.
I tested them.
They don't like being.
Maybe because I had long hair and a beard.
Okay.
I don't know.
He's a Polish officer, Polish American.
Or they singled you out.
Or some shit like that.
I don't know.
Maybe he wanted to get booted out of the Bahamas.
He didn't want to be in the Bahamas anymore.
Maybe he thought I was somebody special to get him a job somewhere in Hawaii or some shit like that.
But he handed me over to Bahamian police.
And I was like, You're a fucking pussy.
Yeah, what the fuck?
And then the Bahamian police says, You can't say that.
I'm like, What?
But he's a fucking pussy.
So every time I said fucking pussy, that was a $60 fine.
Every time.
And how many times did you say it?
I don't know.
I didn't know.
The charges kept adding up.
So you rang a tab up on that one.
Whatever.
By the time I got hired, it cost me $2,500.
I was sentenced to seven months in jail, and I don't think I would have lived to see that seven months in jail.
I don't think I would have lived through it.
Maybe, maybe, I don't know.
Maybe they kept me in protective custody or something, but I don't think I would have lived.
So how long were you stuck in there?
I was only there two weeks, and I spent two days in an immigration center after that.
Which was really cool.
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They had all the Haitians and then freaking Chinese, all the people that tried to, you know, break it through Trump's freaking wall.
Yeah, his big tear down the wall.
Yeah, tear down the wall, tear it down.
Yeah, I went down in Germany.
It will go down in America, you can be as racist as you want, but people have treated me good in other countries.
They could have killed me, wiped me out.
And I'm going to thank Jesus for that because I said the my prayers.
I've been, I've walked back from Nicaragua to.
America, I've been in some fucked up shit in these other countries.
I go down with these boats and fucked up shit happens, you know?
So just saying, and I've made it home every time.
They had to kill anybody.
Well, not everybody has the wherewithal that you have to survive.
Not everybody has the instincts like you.
Surely they do.
Not everyone.
A lot of tourists don't know what the fuck they're doing when they go down to these places.
They don't know how to deal with people like that.
You have dealt with.
A lot of different walks of life.
If you believe in love, you can make it anywhere.
Amen to that.
Saying that.
Amen.
Loving is the way to go.
But you want to get shitty, they'll get shitty right back, Whitney.
That's right.
That's right.
You want to be some loving?
The loving is the way to make it in this world.
You got to be positive.
That's true.
I wouldn't be wearing a Pope hat if it wasn't for that.
Fucking right.
Thank you, Shane, for falling asleep tonight.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Thanks to Shane Lee for this costume.
Oh, really?
Give me this shit, dude.
Just saying.
Putting it out there.
Love it.
You want to travel?
Don't travel this world unless you're in love or you got a lot of freaking money.
Yeah.
To pay the fuckers off, you know?
Just saying.
Yeah.
You better love somebody.
Are you fucking?
But that didn't work out when you went to Fox Hill Prison.
That's supposed to be like one of the most inhumane prisons in the world.
Third.
Third.
The third most.
Third most.
I think there's worse prisons, but it's pretty crappy.
What was it like?
I mean, you're probably few white people in there, but not many.
I was like probably one of the five white guys in the prison.
It's like 1,500, 1,600, overcrowded.
It's only meant for like 900 people.
And they got, that's how all prisons are everywhere.
Yeah, yeah.
So what is it like in there?
Is it real dirty in there?
I mean, American prisons are a lot dirty nowadays.
Big rodents.
Like this, fucking big, running around.
I slept on a cardboard box.
Lucky God, I was like a blessing.
To sleep on the cardboard box.
Oh, God, yeah.
Fucking, oh, it was like.
Rat infested?
Rat infested.
Big, giant, fucking running around from cell to cell.
You can't drink the water and shit nowadays.
You can't drink the water.
It's brutal.
You only get to flush the toilet one time a day.
So you're in a cell with three to six guys.
It's only a two man cell.
Right.
Which they clog up three to six guys, which gets real brutal.
It's been a, you know.
Thank you, Dominican Republic.
Fucking, I was locked up with some Dominicans, and so they were really nice to me until one wanted to become my wife.
That wasn't going to work.
I got released.
Thank you, Jesus.
What do you mean he wanted to be your wife?
Yeah, what do you mean by that?
Well, I went to court.
You know, he tried questioning me.
He's like trying to get me to be a captain or something to run people out of the country.
They got busted for fraud, whatever.
They're like, how much would you be a captain for?
I'd take $300 a day.
That's the going price.
But not to smuggle people in and out of the country.
Incredible.
You know, fucking, fuck you.
I don't even want to talk to this comrade, but he'd always try to get stuff out of me all the time.
So I'd go to court and he had my meal waiting for me.
Like, and then he'd start questioning me.
Like, I wouldn't answer the question.
He's like, I saved this meal for you all day and you won't.
The way you treat me.
And I'm like, oh shit, we're about to fucking fight.
Yeah.
Luckily, my other Dominican was a badass motherfucker with like 10 children.
He knows how to deal with shit.
So it was cool.
So, but.
I was like, damn, we're going to get down to the hospital.
You got to get the fuck out of there.
But thank God the guards come and, like, it's time to go.
Then off to the immigration camp was totally cool.
Why did they ship you to an immigration camp, though?
Because I had to wait to get on the plane or whatever.
I had to go through their customs, whatever.
So they just make you wait there?
How long?
I only waited two days.
I got really lucky.
Oh, shit.
There was another guy that got caught smuggling pot onto the cruise ship.
Yeah.
Some security guard from Virginia.
Poor guy.
Jesus, what a sucker, poor bastard.
Oh my god, it was horrible, you know.
Damn, it was a little like, I don't even know, just a little, little, just a little nudge.
Yeah, I got him coming back on the cruise ship.
That fucker was stuck there, he was in there with me, so that was funny.
Holy, but like when you were in the Fox Hill prison, I know you can't drink the water in the Bahamas right now, so how do they feed you and give you water?
What's the food like?
The food sucks.
It's horrible.
I would have swear to Dyke, it's horrible.
The only good thing you get is a cup of tea because it's a British.
Scotland runs it.
Oh, yeah.
Well, they don't.
It's owned by.
Yeah.
Scotland.
It used to be the Brits, but then it's actually.
It's owned by Scotland.
Whatever, but they went.
Can you Google it?
Who?
Who are we looking up?
Who owns the Bahamas?
Scotland does the judge thing, but Bahamas went in 1974, declared their independence.
So, however that works.
But Scotland is in charge of freaking the Bahamas.
Okay.
It used to be the United Kingdom, but it's just like the UK.
You're driving the left hand side of the road.
Yes.
Yeah.
The Bahamas became an independent Commonwealth realm in 73.
73.
Retaining Queen Elizabeth II as its monarch.
Right.
Where's Queen Elizabeth from?
Yeah.
I don't fucking know.
I think that's the UK, London, and all that stuff.
Oh, yeah.
I think so, too.
Yeah.
I don't know how we're going to do international, but fucking rock on.
Yeah.
Rock on.
Mountain Dew and Code Red and Vodka.
Amen.
So, what did they actually feed you there?
Grits.
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God, I got really sick in there too.
It almost was good.
It was actually a big plate.
I don't remember what it was.
Maybe it was corned beef one time, but it made me sick as a dog.
And I almost had dysentery.
It's crapping.
Because you got crap in the toilet with three guys.
We only had three guys.
We had a fourth guy one day.
And they only flushed the toilet once every morning.
And usually, a lot of prisons they don't put up, they'll want to beat your asses for farting.
But every time I'd fart, me and the other guy, Dominic, would be like, Thank you, Jesus.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, like, we wasn't, you know, there wasn't no hating going on.
Well, some jails you'd be getting a fight, you'd get your ass kicked, your legs broke, fucking beat down to death.
And fortunately, I was blessed with some really good freaking cellmates.
Yeah.
And whatever.
Well, thank God you got the fuck out of there.
Yeah, amen.
Thank you.
So, how did you end up getting out of there?
Somebody bailed you out or whatever?
Yes.
The Pruitt family bailed me out from Madeira Beach.
And they heard you were in there from time to time.
As in Dean Pruitt?
Yeah, Dean Pruitt.
Really?
We interviewed him on deckhands.
Yeah, yeah.
He had all the stitches on his hand.
He's the guy in the title sequence.
Sure.
That's Dean Pruitt.
His family bailed you out.
Yep.
Him and my Colombian godmother.
Man, that's super cool.
Awesome.
I love them.
They're so cool.
Hell yeah.
They're like the best parents you could ask for, you know, besides your own parents.
Yeah.
Because your own parents will let you do stuff and, They'll tell you to go screw off until you change.
Yeah.
You know, but they, it was, Ariadne goes both ways.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So it's all good.
Thank God they bailed you the fuck out of there, man.
Yeah.
Hey, I do.
Because I don't think, I don't know if I would have lived, you know?
I really don't.
Seven months in there?
Seven months?
That's a crappy ass prison.
Ain't like, ain't like Pinellas County freaking Holiday Inn.
Lexi's leaving.
Hello.
Happy Halloween.
I love you, Lexi.
Totally.
Trick or treat.
I swear I'll be good.
Bye, Lexi.
Pope.
Tootsie Pop.
Holy shit.
How many likes does it take to get to the bottom of a Tootsie Pop?
We're about to find out.
A one?
A one.
And this really is truth.
A whom?
If you don't do this, you ain't got dinner.
That's right.
A three.
A whom?
Damn.
What flavor is that?
I'm gonna look like a porn fucking slut.
What is that, cherry?
Oh, yeah, he crunched it.
The whole thing's gone.
Three bites.
If you don't do that, you ain't getting it.
Three motherfuckers.
Look at that fucking finger.
Holy fuck.
Oh, look at this one.
This is my new one.
See how it's tilted?
What happened?
I'm not flicking you to burp.
I hit it in the ice machine.
See how it's crooked?
Yeah.
You see how it's like tilted to the left?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I cut it down like to the ligaments.
Friggin', I'm chinking ice.
I hit this little catch up.
Whatever.
You don't get paid for this.
Ain't no $16 million finger.
God damn it.
Those are some deck hands right there.
You want a job?
Keep your mouth shut.
Tape it up.
Go back to work.
That's right.
Jesus Christ.
But anyway, that's the way it works.
So thank God you're finally back here.
Thanks to the Pruitt family, they bailed you out.
Fox Hill.
Fox Hill, yeah.
Fox Hill Prison, Nassau, Bahamas.
And then what's been going on since then?
I don't know.
It might have been more entertaining than goddamn Atlantis hit paradox.
Yeah, it sucks.
That's like another prison, but it's a fancy prison.
What, you were in Atlanta prison?
No, Atlantis.
Atlantis.
Atlantis is like the biggest resort in Nassau, Bahamas.
Yeah, it's a prison.
Oh, yeah.
It's an expensive prison for rich white people.
Yeah, I've been there before.
It's fucking.
They don't leave the island.
They just stay on that island.
They might go out for a little tour.
Then they go back to the island where it's all security.
Yeah.
You know?
That's where Ben goes when he goes to Realm.
Not Realm.
Right, yeah.
I can see Ben.
He goes to Realm.
It's not a realistic place.
Yeah.
It's like going to Disney World.
Yeah.
But you went to fucking Fox Hill.
Yeah, and I fucking stayed.
I don't remember the place to stay.
I was down in the shanty town, one of the fucking shanties, right?
What's it like out there?
It's cool.
They're all people that are trying to make it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But they're poor.
A lot of fishing down there, too.
They do a lot of conch fishing.
They got a lot of rules, though.
They got a lot of laws.
The fucking conch is so good in the Bahamas.
Oh, yeah.
The conch salad.
Holy shit.
The grilled conch.
Robbing Church Offerings for Weed00:02:55
Mm hmm.
It's good.
So I got the freshest, the freshest.
And the people are really good.
There's people on the street and the poor people.
Yeah.
The real people, not the fucking Disney World people.
Yeah.
You know, they wouldn't even like it.
I almost stuck through the back gate.
They're like, do you wear a carrot?
No, you gotta go around that gate.
You cannot.
I tried to sneak into Atlantis, yeah, but I couldn't get there.
They're like criminal, it.
I should have worn a Pope outfit, yeah.
If you would have had that, you were in for sure.
Step aside, they're Baptist.
That's a big Baptist country.
Oh, yeah, they ain't Roman Catholic, they're Baptist.
Damn, pure Baptist, really.
Oh, yeah.
So, are you pretty religious?
It seems like you definitely believe in God, sure.
Did you grow up that way?
Sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I went to church.
I played pool in church and all that robbed the church.
I used to go in and get money.
I used to rob the offerings so I could buy a bag of fucking weed, you know, fuck yeah.
I go fucking I love church, but you're a firm believer in Jesus and stuff.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
Yeah, I wouldn't have lived this long.
I'd be dead.
Yeah, if I was a Jew, I'd be dead.
Really, I tried being a Jew for about five years.
I quit eating pork, tried to fight, yeah, follow Judaic law.
Then I was like I'd be dead already.
Why would you want to try to be a Jew?
Because I want to get closer to God.
I want to find out.
You want to try all the religions?
Just try different religions?
No, I want to find out how to make my life better and to be a better person on this earth than just some scumbag piece of crap that parties all the time, which is fun, but there's people that do it better.
So I want to find a way to do it better.
So we got like you, you believe in Jesus and worship.
We should have a camera over there too.
Yeah.
We're missing an angle.
We need one more camera.
And then we got the total other end of it.
We got Shane Lee, the devil worshiper.
Yeah, well, it's all good, but you got to balance it out.
It's like the yin and the yang.
Yeah, but you got to be crazy to want to burn in hell, but that's not his idea, like a party in hell and all that stuff.
So, whatever, I don't know.
I just think wanting to burn in hell forever.
Yeah, this is stupid.
Just I like trying to talk him out of it all the time.
Like, you know, I'll try to, whatever, extort him.
Yeah, convert him.
You know, like, ask everyone, I'll try to, like, give me two bucks.
Like, say you love Jesus.
I can see him squirming around like that too.
That's Shane.
Yeah, that's Shane Lee.
Okay, here's two bucks.
Well, shit, you guys got Madeira Beach.
I mean, you got.
What do they call it?
The devil's dandruff?
Cocaine is the devil's.
Did the devil make cocaine?
No, God made cocaine.
The devil just abused it, that's all.
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Okay.
He used it to fucking twist people's souls and minds.
Everything that is created by God is of God and for God, and the devil tried to use it to manipulate people and getting what he wants.
Oh, okay.
That's all.
Fucking devil didn't fucking create it.
He uses it.
Right.
For his fucking lovely purposes.
For his pleasure.
Yes.
For his and Shane Lee's pleasures.
For his and Shane Lee, the devil and Shane Lee.
How long have you known Shane Lee?
33 years, probably.
33.
So.
33 years.
Are you born and raised down here, or where are you from?
Yes.
I'm from the South, St. Petersburg, Florida.
Born and raised.
Lived here all my life.
My parents are both born here.
Yeah.
I think I don't know about my sperm daddy.
I'm not sure where he's from.
Your sperm donor dad?
Yes.
Well, he tried to be a good dad, but my mother, you know how freaking women are.
I don't blame him.
They're tough.
Do your wifely duties.
Yeah.
Fucking.
Really?
I'm just saying.
Love you, but, you know, if you're not doing it, you got to go somewhere else to get it.
Just saying.
Yeah.
It's not right, but it may not be wrong.
I don't know.
We'll find out when we get to heaven.
You dumbasses.
You cost so much fudder.
It's so funny.
Do you see any younger kids trying to get into the fishing industry, being deckhands?
Kids that are younger, in their 20s?
Barely.
It's like usually people that are desperate that need a place to live, a place to work.
Not people with all.
There's a couple few that are very few, but it's usually desperate people that need a place to go, a place to work.
That's the only good thing about the fishing.
We take people that no one else will take.
That's the only good thing about the fishing.
We are putting people to work.
Where they can't get jobs anywhere else.
That they couldn't get.
Why do you think that is, though?
Why?
How come it's like that?
It's just a good job.
Why do fishing, fish houses and boat catch.
Go fishing and find out.
Go out.
I guess that's the only way to find out.
Go out two weeks at a time.
You could start out, you know, and everyone thinks they're badass.
Oh, you're sober.
You fucking don't do nothing.
I did five years sober fishing.
I worked around junkies, drug addicts, shooting dope in front of me, this and that.
Okay.
This is all good.
Do that for five years.
You're in and out.
You leave your girlfriend at home for two weeks and she can fuck anybody she wants because she's totally fucking hot.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's faithful to you.
But after two weeks that you're not there and everybody wants to take her to a party, all her friends and girlfriends, you're not around.
And when you're out there, you can't call.
You can't call anybody.
There's nothing.
There's no contact.
It's like being in the military.
You can't call.
Like being in the military, yeah.
You know?
And military lives is the same fucking way.
They got shit.
Fucking, they have hard times with the relationships because they're never home.
Yeah.
They're never home.
You're never fucking home.
And when you do, you get a little good time in and whatever.
It's a tough.
Is that one of the hardest parts, you think?
It is.
It is.
It's really hard to keep relationships in the business.
So, yeah.
You know, unless you make the bukka money.
And then, even then, there's still whatever, but you can overlook it because it's a tough game.
So, yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
I mean, like, it's funny.
I mean, what Ozzy was explaining to us when we interviewed him was he was saying that most of the fishermen, most of the deckhands at least, are junkies and they're addicted to heroin and oxies and all that shit.
Whatever.
Whatever they're addicted to.
There's straight guys, but it's tough.
You know, when you look, I am not into that crap, right?
But you're around it, right?
Yeah, I'm around it, it just disgusts me, but I understand it.
It gives you a feeling of love and security that you want, you can't get it.
So, it gives you a temporary feeling of being loved and everything's good around you being around on the boat with everybody else, or no, just being on the dock, even you know, okay, you come home, you got cuts and bruises or scabs, and you're dirty and you're disgusting, and you can barely afford a place to live unless you got a lot of money, right?
Now, you come home.
You've been out at sea for two weeks.
You're supposed to find a place to live.
And you got to come down to the boat to work tomorrow to get it ready for the next trip.
You understand what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
And then you're gone for another two weeks.
Yeah.
And you're supposed to rent someplace out.
And you're never even there.
You're never even there.
So it's a waste of fucking money.
Exactly.
At no point are you paying rent.
Might as well give it to the Negroes and let them buy new shoes for their kids.
You know, fucking, fucking really.
I mean, that's not the answer, but it's tough.
Unless you got somebody, then you got somebody, and then they fucking do.
Excuse my language, dude.
I love that shot.
Oh!
Looks beautiful.
Look at those for groupers.
Everyone's shooting at them.
Look at that big old fish on there.
Does the red tide not fuck up any of the fish or the crabs or anything?
No, because it's deep water.
I don't know about the crabs.
This is all deep water fish.
Yeah, the fish are way out, way out, yeah.
They're way deep.
Red tide's more top water.
It's really horrible.
I ain't seen that guy around, just like you said.
I probably won't be seen again.
They'll throw me off his dog.
I've never seen him again.
Really?
Have you seen him a lot before this, though?
I might have seen him one time.
That was it.
He was gone.
He's done.
After that, they threw him out.
He's done.
I don't know where he lives or what he's doing.
Because he even said that in the video.
He's like, they'll probably throw me off for saying this.
I know he's not.
That poor fucker.
He was from Maine or something.
Hey, but he was passionate about what he said.
He was.
He said how he really was real.
He was real.
He was honest, you know?
And a lot of people we tried to talk to didn't want to tell us that.
Yeah, a lot of people were scared.
He was like, I'll tell you about it.
But I want to go over there and tell you guys.
I got respect for people that speak the truth.
Same with Ozzy.
He was real.
I was about to say, tell the truth and shame the devil.
That's right.
Yep.
Just saying.
Same thing with Ozzy, man.
He was real as fuck to us.
I mean, he.
You can tell everybody fucking loves Ozzy because he.
It's the hairdo.
He's the real thing.
It's the hairdo.
Holy fuck.
Look at that motherfucker, bro.
God damn it.
I can't believe you cut that shit off.
What made you cut that off?
Just working because I don't.
Sometimes when you're working out there, you're dedicated to the work.
I get, you know.
Yeah.
I don't want to spend 15 minutes in the morning brushing my hair back, tying it, like just cut it off.
So, who, what, you cut it off yourself or you get somebody else to cut it off or how did that, how did that go?
You just, no, I think I went to the bar, the hairdresser, but after that, I got to do it myself.
Yeah.
Because they got all them old ladies with no hair going to get their hair cut.
Isn't that weird?
All the old, you can't even, you're a guy, it's hard to find a barber shop.
These freaking hairstylers are crazy.
Yeah.
They got old ladies in there and they got, One inch of hair, and they're in there every week.
You're not gonna look, grow your freaking hair.
Yeah, they're getting color though, color down.
They're trying to highlight.
Oh, yeah, they're tying.
I need a haircut.
I had to go buy my own trimmers and get my friends to help cut my hair.
You just gotta go all silver like Gammy.
Yeah, off Gam.
Fuck yeah.
Gam is the shit.
Yeah, yeah.
She's got the sexy hair.
I like the cartoon stuff.
You like the cartoon?
Yeah.
It helped me understand it.
Who'd you get to do that?
How'd you get it?
I found it.
Somebody else actually made that.
I was doing my own research on the whole quota system because I didn't really.
I had at least 20 people explain it to me, including Ozzy, and it still is hard to understand how it really works.
It's still hard to understand.
And I found some guy on it.
How to fuck a worker out of his money.
That's how it's about.
Yeah.
Look, before the quota system, we had.
Whatever.
Derby fishing, right?
Everyone just went out and killed.
Whatever.
You would get a percentage 40%, 30%, blah.
Then, and we all split the money up.
Now they got this quota system, and they said it would raise the price of fish, and they did.
The price of fuel and everything else.
Now the government owns the fish.
Now they can only allot you a certain amount of fish, right?
Right.
Well, there's some problems with this.
One, they're cutting us out of more money that we would be getting.
I've watched checks, I'm looking at them.
I only make $1,000.
This should maybe make $2,000, $3,000.
And I watch this check go out to some guy that has no liability for what happens on the boat, that's sitting at home watching TV, jerking off, fucking some Oriental slave.
Or maybe she's really willing, but anyway.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Anyway.
He's sitting at home watching TV.
He's got no liability.
If someone gets hurt on the boat, he doesn't pay for it.
He has no.
Doesn't have to fix the boat.
He doesn't have to pay anything.
So, wait, wait, wait.
So, wait, wait, wait.
If he owns the boat, though, and everybody fucking buys it.
But there's people that don't own the boat that have stock that bought this shit.
Oh.
That have nothing to do.
They have nothing.
They just buy a piece of the pie.
Yes.
And they're making money with no liability, no responsibility to the boat or the people that work on it.
And they take all this money and sell it.
See, like I said, I'm still fucking learning how it works.
I still don't know how it works.
I made the goddamn.
It's like being a stock, like all these stock people.
It's accepted.
It's the American way.
Right.
Make money by doing nothing.
Real estate businesses fuck the whole country up.
People make a lot of money selling shit that's not worth what they're to, you know what I'm saying?
Right.
Whatever.
Let's not go there.
It's all about the stock market.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, they're trying to be like that.
In order to be that way, you got to fuck the worker.
You got to fuck the worker out of their money.
They're the one doing the work.
They're the one producing for all these people to sit around and invest money into it.
But their money is, they're just buying stock.
There's no money coming back to us from that.
Stock, you know what I mean, right?
Not to you guys, no, not to us.
It just goes to some owner of the stock, and that's it.
And he can sell it whenever he wants.
And he's got no liability.
If someone gets hurt on the boat, he doesn't have to pay for their injuries, or she, or whoever.
Who does have to pay for that?
Let's not go there.
Dick Impaled by a Hook00:03:10
You see my healing process.
So, nobody's paying for yours.
No, every once in a while, they'll buy me antibiotics, which is good.
What I try, I gotta pray to this guy.
The poke, thank you, Jesus.
Just saying, yeah, yeah.
I had one guy send me to the chiropractor and I got healed right before I went to the chiropractor.
It was amazing.
The boat came down on my back, I had to dive under.
What about when you got the hook stuck in your dick?
Oh, god, thank you, Jesus.
Oh, thank you for Neosporin.
How the do you get a hook stuck in your dick?
Holler gear, and it came up the rail, it was a low rail.
I like the low rider boats.
But come on, the rail in it, freaking right through my shark.
But it only got me on a tip, so that was cool, dude.
Right through the whole middle of it, right?
Just uh, yeah, like a little Prince Albert.
Oh, oh, yes.
So then what did it grab?
Did it rip out, or what?
You got a girl, do you got to pull it out, or what?
Yeah, I got to pull it out.
My cat wanted to see, I'm like, there, you know, like really back off, fucker.
I got this, so it stuck, it didn't like pull out, it was no, it didn't pull out, but hey, it went through, but it was a nice big hook, like that big of a barb.
So, luckily, the barb didn't go in and it just pulled it and stretched it out a lot.
Oh, fuck, bro.
God damn.
I had a girl from Georgia.
That's crazy.
I had a girl from Georgia that made my dick bigger than that.
Oh, my God.
So, what the fuck did you do?
You poured vodka on it and called a day?
I put Neas Bourne on it and fucking prayed to God.
But, oh, God.
I don't know if that's the guy that we had down to clap.
We had to send some guy, he had to clap.
That might have been a different trip.
Oh, God.
What?
Never mind.
Never mind.
Was that the craziest injury you ever had?
I don't know.
No, I've had worse injuries.
That was kind of fucked up, but it was good.
It was good.
Girls didn't like that.
My dick got impaled by a hook.
But it was good.
They liked the story.
Everybody on the beach knew it before I got back.
I'm like, they're all looking at me.
I'm like, it still works, fuckers.
Fuck you.
They're all being sympathetic and shit.
I'm like, no, it still works.
Fuck all you.
My dick still works better than all yours.
I'm serious.
What's the worst injury you've had?
The worst injury.
Oh, you got the broken, triple broken finger there.
That one finger is gnarly as fuck.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Well, it got broken.
Not that one, the other one.
Oh, that one?
Yeah, that one.
That was a figure four hook.
And then I got hooked in a factory.
After I got the figure four hook, it went through, it pulled out four ways.
I got hooked in the finger while I was setting out, hooked me.
Yeah.
Then it pulled.
And I'm hanging on.
Ripped through one way.
Oh, fuck.
And then it ripped through another way.
And then it came out my finger.
I was like, my boss is like, I told you not to put that hook on.
You can't sue me.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Like, all right, I get duct tape.
Fucking.
Are you fucking shooting me?
Finger Ripped Off While Fishing00:15:04
No, I'm not.
God.
That was like my first and second year fishing.
God damn.
Maybe that was my third year fishing, I think.
How old were you?
I think when I got this, I was 23.
Jesus.
So, wait, you start fishing around 20 years old?
No, I started fishing at 18.
I started on a commercial gillnet boat, mullet fishing in Madera Beach.
And then I went to longline in 1986.
I think I was doing 85.
I started fishing and mullet netting, and 86.
I started long lining.
Is that where you met Shane Lee?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I met him on a dock.
We were fucking shooting dope.
Fucking fucking.
You were shooting dope.
Yeah, we were shooting dope.
What were you shooting?
Coke, baby.
You were shooting Coke.
Okay.
Woo!
Fucking right to the brain.
Thank you, Jesus.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
Is the Pope shit in the woods?
Yeah, he wasn't all devil bound then.
He was just partying.
It wasn't no devil or Jesus then.
It wasn't straight up fucking.
Let's fucking get fucked up.
My goal is to get you, Shane, and Marilyn Manson on this podcast all at once.
You know, I'm thinking of.
Please excuse me, and I want to push my fucking welcome.
Yeah, let's do it.
There's a chick called Luna Lee.
Yeah.
She plays a Gagayam.
What the fuck is your Gagayam?
It's like that fucking Japanese guitar.
Oh, all right.
She's fucking, and she does Smoke on the Water, Leonard Skinner, fucking ACDC.
Look it up on fucking.
Lena what?
Luna Lee.
It's called a Gagayam.
It's like a fucking Japanese guitar.
And she does all the rock songs.
She does ACDC.
She does the blues.
It's badass.
Check it out.
When you're done here.
Actually, I'm going to pull her up right now.
Fucking dude.
I don't know if she's from Korea.
She's got a Korean agent.
Her agent's from Korea.
But she's a fucking badass artist.
Oh, yeah.
That's a crazy looking fucking guitar, bro.
Check it out.
You've got to listen to her.
If you could pull that up on the.
I mean, I'm in love with Luna Lee.
I'm sure I don't deserve her.
Let's look her up.
LunaLee.com.
Fucking.
She is, it's, and she plays.
Oh, yeah.
Is this Luna Lee right here?
Yeah, she is.
Yeah, it's called a gagayam.
A gagayam.
A gagayam.
I don't know.
She's fucking hot.
Hotel California.
Crank her up, baby.
Look at that thing.
It sits on a table like that?
Yeah.
It's like a harp almost.
She comes, she does tours.
She just did a tour in Texas.
And it's fucking awesome.
Luna Lee.
Fucking.
Any song you want.
Wow.
How did you find out about her?
Well, I like Asian women, so I was looking up.
You do like Asian women.
Fuck yeah.
I went to Aruba.
There's a lot of them.
Really?
Yeah.
A lot of Chinese down there.
I don't know, because look at it.
They're so sexy, beautiful.
They're just like beautiful people.
Fucking, they're smart and beautiful, and everything they do is.
They are beautiful.
They are.
Hell yeah.
Look at her.
Japanese cars.
Bugging.
Hello.
Yeah.
Hey, she's ripping that fucking thing.
Yeah, she is.
Fuck yeah.
Oh, my God.
I would kiss her feet.
Damn.
She's like the Lady Jesus.
We're getting Luna Lee on this fucking podcast.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Man, we need to look.
Where's she at?
I don't know if she's from Japan or Korea.
Her agent's from Korea because I looked her up.
Because I was like really stoked.
I watched this one and I was like, Wow, Jess.
Listen to that.
That's a beautiful sound.
Not like the crap you hear in America.
You know, let's just.
Oh.
So she could be from Japan or Korea.
I don't know.
I don't know if they.
Who.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, she's.
Oh, that thing's fucking electric too.
It's plugged into an amp.
Yeah.
Oh, see what else she got?
She's got done some back and black.
Facebook.com slash Luna X Music.
Yeah.
She's fucking hot.
Awesome.
What a great artist.
Luna Lee.
She's a badass.
I'm serious.
We got to do some more research on her.
Yeah, you'll love it.
I mean, I'm impressed.
I was like stoked.
Way.
Fuck yes.
You don't have to go to Argentina.
Fuck yeah.
So what's next?
What's next for Space Lee?
Oh, Luna Lee.
I don't know.
I don't know if I'm going to get it.
We're vibing to Luna Lee right now.
There it is.
Yeah, back in black.
Back in black.
That's funny.
She's playing these songs, right?
Yeah.
It's awesome.
It's a very small island, you know?
You've got to be talented.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's fucking crazy.
That's pretty cool.
They're saying that this is something you wouldn't have thought about seeing on Sunday, you know?
Oh, hell no.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
I want to feed you the best fish you've ever eaten.
You think she's ever had grouper?
I don't know.
They do the tuna thing over there.
They got other fish.
I'd love to.
I think Asians like fish, but I met one that didn't like it, which really sucked.
I don't know, but I got some stone crabs sitting at home right now waiting for me.
I told you earlier.
I'm going to have my dad today pull stone crab traps.
They're fucking good.
But once you eat too much, you get sick of it.
Every season, every year, as soon as the season starts, I want to fucking eat so much stone crab.
And then I drink, I eat so much, and I'm like.
Just the fucking thought of stone crab makes me sick eventually, but right now, I can't wait to go.
Here it's stuffed flounder with stone crab.
Oh, hell, I know.
That's amazing.
I fucking love flounder.
If you stuff it with stone crab, it'll fucking.
Oh, my God.
Oh, man.
And Luna Lee, you'll have like 4,000 times 10,000.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
Jizzing in my pants.
Woo.
Woo.
But I'm just saying, all of America, you need to check this out because that's badass.
LunaMotherFuckingLee.com.
She needs some more views on there, too.
She should be in the Lee family.
I'm just saying.
Yes.
Space Lee.
Shane Lee.
Space Lee.
Luna Lee.
Oh, the Lee's.
That's how good we are.
Season two, the Lee's.
The Lee family.
Until you have to go to Lee County, they got some good fishing down there.
Holy Jesus.
Lee County?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
That's a good place.
That's nice.
Fort Myers is okay.
Get coral, all that good stuff.
There's a whole bag of other fishing community down there, too.
Yeah, I fish down there.
Really?
Yeah, I canoed back from Lee County.
Really?
Oh, fuck.
I got stuck down there.
Dean left, took me down there like.
20 years ago, left me down there.
Really?
I canoe my way back.
Fuck.
How far do you go?
Dean was fucking crazy, man.
That guy was so cool.
That guy.
He's good.
Yeah, he's still running the Savon Seafood right there where you were at.
Whatever the deal is over there, he's still got his boats.
He's still got to be responsible.
The one guy I wish I would have interviewed was Gibby, the guy who owns Savon.
Yeah, he's been around forever.
I met him before with Frank Shevis when I was a lot younger.
Yeah, I met him when I was like 10 years old.
My father introduced me to Gibby.
Really?
Gibby's a fucking cool guy.
Yeah, bitch.
Cut more fucking fish than you could ever imagine.
McDonald's fucking serving.
Their factory is the real deal.
Yeah.
They have a legitimate, like, it's a fucking factory of fish going through.
Like, they have fucking saws.
These guys are pulling, these guys got an assembly line of fucking saws, cutting fucking groupers' heads off, gutting them.
Like, it's insane.
Crank Luna Lee up in the back, putting the saran wrap around them, packaging them.
It's so fucking hot.
Just look at it.
How can you not but love that girl?
Yeah, we gotta get her.
Luna Lee, we're gonna hit her up.
You gotta get in touch with her.
Get in her DMs, Shane.
She will do fucking tours.
We're gonna send her a message.
Fuck yeah, please do.
Fucking, I love her.
She's my idol.
Freaking my fucking, I don't know.
You know, I ain't stalked her or nothing like that, but I just.
Sure.
I'm not a stalker, goddammit.
I'm a straight up molester.
Of course you are.
Look at the fucking hat.
Look at the outfit.
This guy, this guy's not a molester.
No.
Cool.
Voodoo Chili.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm serious.
Cool, man.
And imagine she's got probably all Japanese or Asian stuff, but we don't even know.
Sounds we don't even know.
Oh, yeah.
She's just doing the stuff we're familiar with.
Yeah, I've never even heard of that fucking, I forget what it's called, but that guitar she's playing.
Yeah, I've never heard of that.
A Gagayam, I don't know what it's called, how they actually say it.
It looks like a horizontal harp.
It's fucking badass, dude.
It's cool.
I'm amazed.
I'm impressed.
I'm getting drunk off this vodka and mountain dude.
I'm not gonna lie.
That's supposed to happen.
Tito's rocks.
Tito's.
Actually, I need a refill.
Fucking welcome to Texas.
Slacker patrol.
Can I get a little slacker?
We need some ice.
There's a fucking ice machine in this motherfucking studio, too.
Yeah, these fuckers are set up.
They got their own ice machine.
You won't get through life.
Let's do that.
Oh, God.
Look at this motherfucker.
We need ice.
I need a mountain chain.
Kev.
Just go get a giant scoop of ice.
I do like fucking 50,000 pounds of ice a day.
Hey, just bring a big scooper full of ice.
Out of the ice machine.
Just saying.
Just saying, motherfucker.
For a guy that grew up in Florida that never had to shovel snow, I'm shoveling more fucking ice and snow now than I fucking.
Snow is in cocaine or?
No, snow is in ice for fish.
Fish ice.
I like empty 50,000 pounds a day out of the fucking ice machine.
Not every day, but you know.
What did you do today?
I unloaded about 4,000, a little over 4,000 pounds of fish today.
Oh.
Our ice machine's not good enough.
He brought his own 7 Eleven ice.
Fuck out of here.
This is yours here.
Holy Jesus.
I don't know.
This is courtesy of Feld.
Shout out to Feld Tech.
We rent their studio.
No, I'm good.
How many more podcasts until we get kicked out of this studio is what I'm asking.
Kicked out?
We probably got one.
I think these guys are too straight for us.
These guys are too straight laced.
They won't let us smoke cigarettes.
They won't let us smoke weed.
That's crazy.
Because it'll stink and it'll make the roof yellow.
Yeah, that's true.
I can't blame them, but we're going to smoke weed.
All you do is need to burn toast once a week.
We were cooking toast.
Yeah, like Toaster does Toaster Strudel fucking things with the cream.
Just saying, cover your wrath.
We weren't smoking pot.
We left Toaster Strudel in the oven, Jim.
But then you might want to get ready because you're going to burn your place down.
No, this is a cool ass fucking studio.
This is a cool ass studio.
No, it's dope.
And it's super cool they let us have it here.
Yeah.
But we need something that we're allowed to smoke dope in for sure.
Yeah, we want to smoke some weed, smoke some cigarettes.
Shane wants to smoke hella weed.
I like to do some freebase.
You want to smoke hella deep for it?
Yeah.
You want to shoot cocaine?
No, no more shooting.
I'm done with the junkie scene.
Fuck that shit.
The junkie scene has got to be fucking rough, man.
I didn't even know that there were that many people that were that fucked up around.
It's a hard life, you know, and that's how they cover it up.
The dope gives you an artificial feeling of love that everything is okay in your life.
But then it wears off and then you're fucking.
Yeah, then you're fucking.
That's when you get really weird.
But I don't go for that.
I tried it.
No thank you.
Keith Richards didn't fucking go to Sweden for 30 blood transfusions because it's great.
You try to get off it.
So did Jerry Garcia.
He died trying to get off it.
So it ain't that great, you know?
No.
Only one that was good on was Howard Hughes.
He ran the fucking some of the biggest companies in the world and high on morphine.
He was a junkie?
No, he's a morphine junkie.
He had his own nurse fucking 24 hours a day, but he stayed secluded.
So no one had to see what, you know?
Like Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson.
He had the dope that wasn't dope that you wouldn't find in a blood test, you know?
He had the.
They had the good shit.
Where they moved the one.
Neutron.
What do we got?
Oh, yeah, the old fucking apartment.
The old apartment.
We went there and there was fucking blood splatter everywhere.
Yeah.
Yeah, where's Carol?
She's up in Clearwater working on a pirate boat.
Oh, yeah, the pirate boat that sails there?
No, the Captain Nemo boat?
I think she's doing a Clearwater.
She lives in Dunedin.
That's perfect.
You gotta get Carol back.
Yeah, we gotta get Carol back.
She was living with you on your island, right?
For a little bit.
She just went out there.
She went out there and canoed that one day.
Yeah, she got drunk with me one night.
She wouldn't bang me.
She's like, I don't want a two-inch Jesus.
I'm like, I want the nine and a half.
Fucking head open.
Chunk of shit.
Fell over into the clamshells.
It was so cool.
I'm like, fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Well, whatever.
I ain't into fucking taking the unwilling.
Two inch Jesus.
Two inch Jesus.
It's only two inches because you ain't exciting me, but whatever.
I'm just saying.
God damn.
The first time we met her at Screwy Louise with Shane Lee, we go to find Shane Lee and we find him as Screwy.
She's with him.
And in about the first five minutes, he looked at us and he goes, She's horny.
She wants to fuck you guys.
Of course she does.
Holy shit.
And me and Danny were like, oh, oh, whoa, okay.
Yeah, because she was like in her early 20s.
And Shane is what?
Yeah, she's like a little girl.
You know, she plays, she pushes and pulls away, pussy pulls.
Yeah.
Then she gets fucked by like six guys in a row.
Then she wants to cut her wrist and shit.
So I'm not into that shit, you know.
You could push it and get her pussy.
And, but then she's going to slit her fucking wrist.
Oh, God, you're going to get her.
Like a hornhouse on heroin.
You know what I mean?
I'm not into that shit, you know?
That's fucking horrible.
I don't need pussy that bad.
No, Will Cosby's been horrible.
Just saying.
She's a good girl.
Yeah.
But.
We definitely should go follow up with her, though.
Check her out on the pirate boat.
Don't push any girl into doing what you want, but whatever.
I've been with plenty of drunk girls that have locked their legs and they ain't giving it up.
Yeah.
So I don't buy that shit with Bill Cosby's shit.
I'm just saying.
You think he's innocent?
You think he's innocent?
Fuck yeah, he is.
Them bitches knew.
They gave it up.
They were fucking with a married man.
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Yeah.
They knew what they were getting into.
They gave it up.
They gave it up.
They probably snorted those pills.
They just wanted the big.
Contract.
It's the same thing with the contract.
They didn't get the big contract, so they cried foul play.
Bullshit.
Because I've been with lots of drunk girls that would give me their pussy.
I don't take it.
They're done.
Yeah.
How many little boys in Hollywood had to fucking bend it over?
Had to bend it over to make it.
But they ain't getting no sympathy for that.
They're gonna bust them motherfuckers with a goddamn skull truck.
No shit.
I've already had doctors call my house trying to molest me.
Fucking swear to God.
Doctors?
Doctors.
You're the fucking Pope.
You're the one doing the molesting around here.
Yeah, well, it's proper.
It's proper.
Proper molestation.
It's by a trained professional.
I call it cooperative affection.
Fuck yeah.
Oh my God.
Thank you, Jesus.
Thank you, Jesus.
It's not sexual harassment, it's cooperative affection.
God damn it.
I think we need to end this motherfucker.
I'm not too lit.
I'm not, but I'm locked up.
I don't know how long we've been here.
It's been a year to finish these drinks.
You haven't been drinking.
I'm fucking on my third damn vodka and.
I got a Bubba halfway down.
Oh, shit.
I'm only two thirds.
Well, what's next for space?
What's coming up?
Yeah, what do we got next?
Let's wrap this thing up.
How do you want to wrap it up?
How do you want to let the people, how do you want to leave them off right now until we catch up?
All the fans out there.
Because we might do season two, but I don't know what we're going to do on season two.
I don't know.
I don't know what we're going to do.
But they're asking for it.
Love everybody.
That's all I can say.
And I mean, the Mexicans, I hope the Beaners don't get shot coming over the border.
The fucking Trump's getting a little fucking crazy.
Yeah.
But whatever.
It's Trump, but it's his fucking crazy.
Whatever.
I love Donald Trump, but whatever.
Even though he's a real estate fucking douchebag, I love him.
He's our president.
Fucking real estate douchebag.
The Berlin Wall went down and the Mexican Wall went down.
They are our neighbors.
We should be one big country.
South America and North America.
We should all be one.
That's what the NAFTA agreement was about.
South America's got fucking everything, so much stuff down there.
Yeah, they got a lot of good stuff.
We should all be one country.
We'll be the greatest continent, double continent, as one.
I agree with that.
I'm just saying.
And you could be the fucking one to lead the coalition.
You could be the one to bring the peace.
I'm not into that shit.
I think we should all be one fucking country.
Because I've been, I walked through that country.
I walked through Central America all the way to goddamn fucking mosquito ridden Texas.
And those people loved me.
They laughed at me, and some didn't help me, and some didn't.
They could have killed me.
I've been through fucking from Nicaragua all the way to fucking Texas.
Fucking, thank you, Jesus.
And I said my prayers every night.
I slept on the streets.
And a couple times, a Colombian girl put me in a place, a Honduran girl, a Mexican girl took me in their homes, and they took care of me and fucking put me back on the street.
And nobody fucked with me.
Nobody.
A couple guys pulled some blades out and shit and this, that, took my cigarettes.
Whatever, played the little game, but it was good.
And a couple cops, and there was a couple cops who were really totally cool.
But they're like Keystone cops, they're cool.
Yeah, drunk as shit.
Fucking bus, yeah, spacely for president.
Yeah, I'm saying, how do you get this nickname space?
Oh, that was from working on the fishing boat, that's how I got it because I sucked hauling gear.
I'd space out.
I didn't know what I was doing.
It was my fucking second trip fishing.
I'm taking a lead guy's job, hauling gear.
So I'd like part, you know, I didn't, I wasn't used to the stuff going on.
I'd part the gear.
Yeah.
Fuck it, almost get fucking hurt.
You get a hook in your dick.
Yeah, I did get that too.
Fuck it.
And that was like my first or second you got.
Yeah, damn.
Fuck it.
So whatever.
That's how I got space.
It was Spacely, like Spacely Sprockets.
Spacely Sprockets?
That's where it came from, Mr. Spacely.
That's where it really came from.
Spacely.
Yeah.
Spacely, you're fired.
Judson, you're fired.
Oh.
And I did a lot of hiring and fired.
And being a greenhorn, I hired and fired a lot of fucking people because the guy we took out didn't know what the fuck he was doing.
He said he lied.
He was like, oh, I know how to all the gear.
I've done this before.
I've just been off a little while.
But he didn't know what the fuck he was doing.
That's how I got my job.
Yeah.
I took over his job.
I'm like, I don't know how to do this job, but I'll do it so we can fucking make some money, you know?
Fucking I'll do it.
I don't know how to do it, but I sucked.
Fucking make it up as I go.
I didn't get the name Spacely because I'm good.
I got Spacely because I suck ass fucking piece of shit.
Fucking worst hauler in the fucking earth.
But after 30 years, I got kind of.
You got pretty good at it.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yes.
Fuck yeah.
Well, hell yes.
Thank you for coming on the podcast this week, Space.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
The fans appreciate it.
The world appreciates it.
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Hey, who else is sponsored by Feld Tech?
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