Shane Lee, a 43-year Florida fisherman wanted in four states for killing fish, joins the Concrete Podcast to discuss his life, including his documentary "Deck Hands," pesticide poisoning that nearly killed him, and a past suicide attempt. He recounts a boat sinking 145 miles offshore, claims of thousands of sexual encounters, and recent allegations of sexual assault while refusing to name accusers or those responsible for his poisoning. Ultimately, Lee's chaotic narrative highlights the blurred lines between criminal behavior, addiction, and self-perceived heroism in the fishing industry. [Automatically generated summary]
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The Boat That Sank00:08:45
Did we get a pair of them fucking fancy Nancy earphones?
You want headphones?
You want headphones or no?
I figured you might not want them.
I don't know.
What are we gonna fucking.
What kind of video are we playing?
I'm just using them to make sure the audio.
Yeah, we just used to make sure the audio is good.
You're good.
I just can't believe this bullshit.
All this fucking stereo equipment right in front of my ass.
Let me take you to this goddamn little fucking show right here, fuckers.
Okay, now.
They come to my boat.
I turn on the music for them.
But yeah, we got all of this.
Oh, yeah.
Created into one motherfucking stereo system.
Come on, man.
We're rolling over here.
We're rolling.
You ready, Shane?
Why not?
We're fucking rolling.
Here, have a seat.
Join us.
Join us.
I was getting up and dancing around.
Oh, yeah.
What do you think?
I'm just going to sit here and do it.
Oh, no.
We're going to get into some talking.
Okay.
What do you want to talk about, fuckers?
What's up?
We got ShaneMotherFuckingLee.com.
ConcretePodcast.
On the ConcretePodcast.
Fuck yeah.com, fuckers.
For all of you who may not know who Shane Lee is, he is actually the star of a docuseries we did called Deck Hands.
It's on the cover of my favorite series that we've done for sure.
Shane Lee's a local commercial fisherman from Madeira Beach.
Fucking fuck yeah.
What else?
Tell us a little bit more about you.
Well, I'm Shane Lee, and I live at Junction 666.
Yep.
Just looking at the video right now, this is so amazing.
Fuck.
Yeah, this is Shane's documentary called Deck Hands.
This is the Deck Hands.
I know that.
That was the one that got me in there.
This is where it all started for us.
Shit, yeah.
Shane, what are we drinking right now?
It's Lady Bly and Coke.
Well, fuck yeah.
So is this like Captain Morgan or.
Cheers, brother.
Is it better?
Cheers.
Cheers.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
So fishing sucks anymore.
I mean, totally fishing.
So I've been doing red tide cleanup.
Well, tell me.
First give me a video about that.
How long you've been fishing?
How long you've been commercial fishing?
43 years, fuckers.
Albies in Florida, Madeira Beach, or what?
No, I'm wanted in four different states for killing fish.
Okay.
Fuck yeah.
No bullshit.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, sharks, fucking, yeah.
I've killed them all.
So in the documentary, we kind of covered what you do in Madeira Beach and what your role is on these commercial fishing boats.
Give me a quick background of what you've been doing commercial fishing in Madeira Beach for the past couple years.
Just give me like a quick summary.
For a couple years.
Yeah.
What have you been doing?
What did you get in Madeira Beach?
Well, we had a little problem there.
I worked on one boat and they, well, I got my arms got infected because of some pesticides on a boat.
And yeah, so I had to take off about six months out of that.
When did you start fishing in Madeira Beach?
1978.
78.
Yeah.
Always in Madeira Beach.
No, like I said, I'm one in four different states for killing fish.
Come on, fucker.
Fuck you.
Join up.
Fuck yeah.
Where are you from, Shane?
Where are you from?
Aurora, Illinois.
Illinois.
Aurora, Illinois.
That's where they made the movie Wayne's World.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Fucking party on, Shane.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah, Garth.
Fuck yeah.
No.
And what brought you to Florida?
The names have been changed to protect the fucking innocents.
Fuck yeah.
What the hell brought you to Florida?
Ooh, he's a little runaway.
So you ran away to Florida to get a better life?
Fuck yeah.
I ran as far south as I possibly could from Aurora.
And were you already fishing before you came to Florida or you started when you came down here?
I've been fishermen since I've been born.
My fucking mom and dad, everybody fucking, we go fishing.
Yeah.
And I hated the taste of fish.
So me and grandma would always eat motherfucking hot dogs and fucking something.
We cook the fish for them fuckers.
But groupers, different.
Yeah.
You ain't catching a grouper up in Chicago.
No.
No.
Fuck no.
What are you catching up there?
Crabs.
Crabs.
Yeah, fuck out.
Man, we need to get space up here with us.
Oh, well, space.
He just fucking.
What happened to him?
Who's this guy?
Who's this guy?
That's fucking my brother, Reddy.
Fuck yeah.
He's not really in there.
That's what he's saying.
That's what he says.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Then smog rolled out of the front of my room.
Fuck yeah.
So, what are you doing nowadays, Shane?
Well, I've had enough of this fishing shit, and everything has gone crazy with this red tide cleanup.
Right, so we got red tide.
So, that's what I do.
I can't go fishing.
I want to help everybody here in Madeira Beach because this is where I'm from.
And so, I thought, well, I'll just help clean up the red tide because nobody else will.
Yeah.
And I could stand a stink barely.
Yeah, it's a bad idea.
Oh my God, I fucking puked my lunch.
So, how bad is it on a daily basis?
You go out there and you just clean fish up all day, dead fish.
Yeah, it's getting more better.
I mean, up and down the beaches.
That's what we patrolled last week.
Yeah.
But then, fucking, now we're on the boat, boat brigade.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
And so, what, you guys go out on the boat to what, different islands and clean up and just jump right out of the water or what?
Go right up in the waters and everybody's.
Backyard fucking helping everybody out because I hate red tide, yeah.
Because I love Madeira Beach, I love everybody around here, and nobody else will do this shit but motherfucking Shane Lee, wheelfuckers out there in the stormland suit.
When's the last time you went fishing?
When I the boat sunk, what boat sunk?
Well, I don't remember what the name of it was, but yeah, we fucking we got that was an amazing adventure, dudes.
Fuck yeah, tell us about it.
Well, fucking, all of a sudden, we wake up in the morning and we had these two fucking kids working with us.
They were cool as fuck, though.
They worked so hard and shit like that.
And the one little kid, he was pretty special.
Oh, fuck.
He was starving.
Yeah, but he was fun.
But it fucking, yeah, so all of a sudden, fucking little Kyle Dude, man, when the boat started sinking, we had Coast Guard helicopters.
Airplates, we had zodiacs.
Oh, it was so fun.
So, why did the boat sink?
What happened?
How does the boat just start sinking?
It's the goddamn thing, it started taking on a little bit of water, and then the battery bank casing broke, right?
So, it snapped the high water alarm.
About time that we figured out we were sinking.
What are you thinking about?
Well, hello, this is the Russian Coast Guard.
What are you thinking about?
No, I'm an American.
We are sinking.
What are you thinking about?
No, I'm an American.
The boat is fucking sinking, motherfucker!
So, how far out are you when the boat's sinking?
145 miles.
West to gee west.
What happens when you're 145 miles offshore and the boats are sinking?
They just started making them blow their whistles.
So, it's you and how many people?
Three others.
Three other people.
Yeah, that was fun.
And you're the most experienced out there, right?
You got a bunch of green shit.
Captain, you fucking shake.
Fuck yeah.
Or that could be Captain fucking them dirty videos.
Fuck out.
Fuck out.
Oh my God, these fuckers are crazy.
Why are you so fucking crazy, Shane?
Switching to Rum00:05:03
Well, I want to thank my mother, my father, my grandpa, Uncle Rocky, everybody.
And you know who I am related to inside of that fucking hole?
Who?
Fucking.
Tree things, you know, yeah, yeah, what are the fucking the tree things?
Who are you, Jesse James, the outrageous motherfucking gangster?
Did you get your 23andMe or Jesse James?
Jesse James, the original Jesse James, fuck yeah, fucking get off the train, motherfucker, the bandit.
My dad was General Master, so it makes perfect sense that you're a pirate.
What happened there, Dad?
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah.
And anybody that gets pissed off about this whole situation, you can kiss my fucking ass.
Or remember about the size of the dick?
Nine and a half.
By what?
By five and three quarters inches around.
Tell him.
What's that?
That's the size of my cock.
You get to suck if you hate my videos, fucker.
What do people think about the videos?
I don't give a fuck.
What do they say to you, though?
They like it?
I mean, I'm just me.
Yeah.
Always come on, man.
If you're not you, who are you?
That's what fucking pissed me off is that this fucking so I finally get this job working on the beach, right?
Doing what cleaning up red deck, okay?
Okay, and then fucking then I go to the goddamn thing to cash my check, and I haven't had a check because I always been paid cash, fucking all that shit.
Right, so you probably don't have a bank account?
No.
Oh, fuck, though.
No.
No.
Yeah, I mean, they're fine.
It's in my pocket right now.
Fuck it, same as it always is.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
Yeah.
We don't need the bank to hold our money.
The pocket works just as good.
Fuck yeah.
How'd you get all that money?
Because you gotta work for a vlevid, motherfucker.
So you're cleaning up what?
Fucking dead fish.
Work.
You made all that money cleaning up the beach, cleaning up the dead fish?
Well, I just, but you gotta work.
Yeah, for sure.
That's one thing about Shane Lee that everyone always says is, I mean, as wild as you might be, as crazy as you might be, you always are the hardest worker out there.
That's what they say.
Fuck it, tell it like it is, fuck it, Shane.
Right?
This dude, his name is Shane, too.
Right, and that's why I knew we'd always get along, because we're both named Shane.
Fuck yeah, man.
So, I mean, it's a guarantee.
Fuck yeah.
But that's what they always say.
Shane might be wild and crazy, but he's the hardest worker out there for sure.
Come on.
You fucking.
That's what I was trained for my whole life when I was a kid.
That's why I moved to fucking Florida so I wouldn't have to shovel fucking snow anymore.
Bullshit.
I've worked a fucking shovel here more than I did fucking.
You're fucking fried, Shane.
How'd you get so sunburnt?
Well, because I got burnt.
Fucking.
Remember I told you that dude sprayed my bunk with rage and he fucking burnt me?
Yeah.
Hey, well, yeah, let's get into that story.
So that was recent, right?
Yeah, so I had to go to the fishing store.
And what happened?
You wake up one day and you're all fucking itchy or what?
No, I come back home and fucking.
I was.
My goddamn arms had pesticides on it.
Fucking hard.
Did you know that though?
You didn't know that.
No, I fucking thought it got.
Yeah, it's a long story.
Fuck it.
Tell me.
Yeah, let's get it.
We need to help.
Yeah, I probably shouldn't do this because I'd hate to fucking tear.
No, that guy almost killed you.
Fuck that.
Yeah, he almost killed me.
Fuck it.
You're goddamn right.
He almost killed me.
Right.
Yeah, and he confessed to it at the end, but we're going to drop that because.
No, I don't think we should.
Just tell us the story without telling us his name.
All right, yeah, we'll leave him anonymous.
For the sake of it.
I don't know who the fuck he is.
Yeah, but he knows.
This is all we got to say about this because.
So I saw the pictures.
Your arms, I mean, it looked like your arms went into a fire.
It looked like your arms got burnt and swollen up like Popeye size.
Yeah, they cracked it.
But they're red like they got burnt.
Yeah, that was.
The pictures that you saw was fucking two months later after the fucking.
My skin popped.
So for three years.
So we're not going to talk anymore about this.
We need to get into it.
No, we don't.
Come on.
We don't have to talk about it right now.
No.
They know who they are.
They know what they did.
If you really want to blow this shit out, fucking, well, we'll just look at the old paperwork from the hospital again.
I don't give a shit.
You've been in the hospital a lot in the last couple months, right?
No, no.
Burning on 49th Street00:10:28
I've been good.
Oh, okay.
Yep.
All right.
Yep.
Other than what happened to my arms and shit like that.
Yep.
Then the year before that was.
Pancreatis because I drank too much vodka.
That's why I switched to fucking rum, fuckers.
Yeah, but the rum treats you nice.
Never been six sets.
Six sets.
Fuck yeah.
We're drinking Lady Bly and Coca Cola.
Yeah, I mean, this is going to be a different podcast for us for sure.
We're pretty liquored up and we have the Shane motherfucker here with us tonight.
But, yep.
We're going to design a brand new Facebook.
For our fucking fans out there.
Will you pass me that?
Oh, fuck yeah.
That was a nice, crazy.
I almost got it.
God, you see his fingers work on that.
So, what else has been going on?
What's been going on with space?
He's got his new retard bike.
Yeah.
You see his bike?
No, we haven't seen him.
We haven't seen him in months.
Tell me about him.
He shaved his whole hair off.
He did.
I saw a picture.
He shaved his head.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now listen.
He's got this little fucking sit down bike with a fucking captain's chair in it.
And it fucking pedals.
He's got these little two little steering wheel y thingies.
Fucking.
Thing sucks.
I'd put a chain steering wheel on it.
Fuck yeah.
What about what happened to.
Yeah.
So let's pull up this video.
This is the.
The episode we shot with you, the laser light show on the Triple X.
The timeout, the Triple X. What happened to the Triple X?
Where is it?
Well, it cost me $6,500 because they pulled the motors and then the fucking hoses were left tied.
They didn't tie them up.
What happened to the boat though?
It sunk.
It's gone.
How did it sink?
They fucking did not tie up the hoses.
The hoses.
To the pumps?
No, to the engines because they got a fucking outtake engine.
Fucking for the thing, whatever, but they fucking did not tie up the hose.
So the fucking.
But you lived on that boat, right?
How long did you live on that boat?
I don't know.
But I know I fucked over 3,500,000 girls on that boat.
Fuck yeah.
The lot lizards?
Or I've been.
No, I've been fucked 35,000 times on there since I owned it.
Fuck yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
I messed up.
They might only have been 20, 30 girls, but yeah, I fucked 13, 14,000 times on that boat.
How do you get so much ass?
You got to fucking dazzle them with bullshit, fucker.
What do you think?
Is that a gorgeous guy?
Fucking no, fuck no.
But remember, they all know about the cock.
The nine and a half by what?
Nine and a half by five and three quarters inches.
What did you do after the boat sank?
Where did you live?
I mean, you had to have found a place to live after that.
What'd you do?
Fuck, I really don't remember, dude.
I went straight to fucking hell, probably.
Probably 34th Street a couple nights.
49th Street?
No, fuck.
Oh, yeah, I went to 49th Street.
What happened there?
Well, because, oh, yeah, I got a.
Hold on, I'm going to fuck.
Yep.
Somebody put some kind of stuff inside of my drink to where I was.
Tripping my fucking balls off.
Yep.
And what?
You got arrested?
Nope.
They went to go find me help.
Who did?
The coppers, because I could not get out of the middle of the street after Jefferson's.
So what did they do to help you?
They took me to 49th Street.
And then they took me to.
Yep.
I wasn't under arrest, but goddammit.
They said they were going to give me some more help.
So here comes help after I go to the.
Jailies, and then I fucking.
Then here come the ambulance people and uh, help us over with.
Yep, they strapped me down decent.
They strapped you up well, yeah.
And where did they put you over there at the hospital?
Didn't you tell me?
Didn't you tell me that?
Uh, yeah, guess what kind of fucking amazing question they asked?
Which was the hardest question in the world?
What was my name?
God damn it, you were so out of it you couldn't remember it.
Fuck no.
Goober, Wubert.
Fuck yeah.
Didn't you tell me that one day you were.
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck yeah.
God damn it.
Let's get this shit down, fuckers.
Let's get it down.
Fucking come on, fucking pussies.
Let's do this.
Yeah, come on.
Let's talk some more shit.
Shane, didn't you tell me that you were tripping on acid one day and the cops took you to 49th Street and then.
They put on a laser light show or something.
Okay, we can't talk about this because that's the same adventure.
Well, we gotta talk about it.
We gotta tell it.
No, we can't.
We have to.
We have to tell all the stories.
You can't get in trouble.
What are you worried about?
What's in the past?
Because I want them all to be my friends.
They are your friends.
They love you.
Everybody loves you.
The people out there, they want to know this shit, Shane.
Well, this is all stay friends.
Yeah, we'll all stay friends.
Yep.
Just tell us basically what happened.
I got fucked up.
And?
Yeah, my friends at 49th Street helped me out so much.
Just even the nursie.
I fucking love her so much.
Whoever that nurse was that night, I fucking totally adore her.
Because she, I was just, am I in trouble?
And she was like, no, we're just going to get you some help.
And that's all I heard all night from the beginning.
A little bit of help for Shay.
Holy fuck, I needed some help.
Help!
I need some goddamn help, fucking.
Am I crazy?
Hell no.
You tell me?
Everybody's crazy.
I want you to tell me that story.
Yeah, I think I'm perfectly normal.
I think you're all the fucking same.
I want you to fucking tell me that goddamn story, Shane.
What story?
The one that you told me when the cops put you in a room with the lights in the car.
Fuck, I can't tell this.
Why?
I just.
Nope.
Why?
Are you scared?
What are you afraid of?
You're scared to tell a story?
You fucking creeps?
No, I just don't want to.
We just want to tell good stories.
Nope, I know, but.
There's my Marilyn Manson pitcher.
And who is this guy?
Let's talk about Marilyn Manson.
What is Marilyn Manson to you?
Stomped on him.
And who is it getting him?
But.
Fuck yeah.
I remember that old part of that skit.
Fuck yeah.
What happened to the laser light?
We gotta tell some stories on here.
Oh my god, I lost my head.
Damn it.
How did you feel when you figured out that the boat was sinking?
Were you on it when it sunk?
No, I was out fishing.
And then what?
You just came back and the boat was sinking?
Gone.
So what do you do?
You show up to the dock and your boat's sunken?
Well, fuck it, it sucked.
Right.
Oh, it sucked.
So what happened, right?
What do you do?
Everything you own is sunk in the water, right?
Yeah, I know.
The fucking one dude was bitching at me to fucking have it taken up.
Fucking fucking.
He was a creep, dude.
Who was?
Who?
The guy that owned the dock or what?
Yeah, Doc Master.
I lost everything I fucking owned right there.
Except for that flag.
I got that.
Okay, let's get that.
No, I got that.
We can't hear you because you're not in the mic.
Okay.
Well, I got all them videos back.
Fuck yeah.
Of course, because they were in my fucking emergency fucking landing kit.
What about the speakers?
I lost them pornos, but the speakers, yeah.
You got the 901s?
But I got the 901s.
I got the 901s, but I didn't get the fucking Pro Studios.
Fuck.
Did you get the laser lights?
No.
Nope.
No, but I got the Iron Maiden flag.
I got fucking.
The Nomchocks?
No.
Did you get the Maryland Manson signed picture?
Yep.
Yeah, it's all fucking smoke too with Ozzy's picture.
And you said you lost all the pornos?
Yeah, but I bought more.
Oh, you bought more?
Where do you buy pornos?
Where did you get them from?
Goddamn fucking looking Hustler magazine.
Buy 15 for fucking $4.
Yeah, but you had DVDs.
Fuck yeah, that's what I got.
DVDs with VCR, with fucking HIV, with BVD, fucking HIV, fucking.
I don't know if you ever bought porn DVDs.
LMB, fucking PRX, fucking DVR, fucking DVCDA, or whatever the fuck.
You got them all.
Did it do it?
You got them all, right?
Fuck yeah.
I knew I would do it.
That's what I'm doing.
Hollywood Horror Stories00:07:10
So, how's your love life, Shane?
Who you got?
You hitched up right now?
You got a girl?
Yeah, because AR.
Every time I see Shane Lee, he is always with a pretty good looking girl.
Yeah, how do you get such good looking chicks?
No offense, but you're not the prettiest dude.
Is it your personality?
You got money?
Fuck yeah.
No, I ain't got no money.
Fuck it.
I'm going to go with B. B?
What's B?
Personality B is nine by five and three quarter.
Oh, well, that's that's number D, huh?
That's from deck.
Oh, that's that's option D. Option D, yeah.
Where's Georgia?
Georgia, it's up there past Florida to the right to the north.
That's another.
See, Shane's got all these things we can't talk about.
That's why Shane's hard to interview because he the fame went to his head and now he won't talk about certain things.
Now we can't tell all the good, he won't tell good stories anymore because he's already blown up and gone big.
Time so and act like he knows nobody.
No, I get in trouble.
What you're gonna get in trouble for telling us the truth about how some guy sprayed your bunk bed with raid and you almost died.
You can't even tell that.
Yeah, that guy, bro, he tried to kill you.
Well, I know.
Yep, be sure.
So, do I have to tell the story for you?
No, no, no, no, don't go into that.
Okay, we already spit that out, so it's good enough.
What kind of stories can we tell?
Hmm, what kind of stories can we tell the fans, the people?
It's not for me and Danny, it's for.
I just want to say to all of our fucking fans here that, yep, fucking captains are fucking crooks, criminals, they're fucking.
There's a lot of bad people out there.
The boat captains?
Why do you say that?
Yeah, but there's so many fucking great ones.
I mean.
What is it like to be?
Just like fucking one of my favorite is Jeff.
I'm looking at speed.
And Ricky Knaves.
Fucking Danny Deal, Scott Daggett, fucking Randy.
There's so many fucking great ass captains out there.
Yeah.
But then there's a lot of rotten ones that I don't even want to say their fucking names.
So let's not say their names, but why are they rotten?
What are they doing?
Are they not cutting out the money right or what?
Let's not go into that whole fishing thing because I'm just.
I thought we were here to have a fun ass adventure.
We are.
We got to get you to tell some sort of story.
This is what we got to do because what we're going to do for everybody, fuckers, we're going to make a brand new goddamn Facebook fucking.
All right.
For Shane Lee.
At the end of the podcast, we're going to make you a new Facebook.
We'll tell everyone to follow you.
All right.
Shane, start making a.
Can you do this?
Oh, yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
So you guys know how to do this shit.
Fuck it.
We got it.
And so what are we going to do on the Facebook, though?
You're going to talk to the fans or what?
We just want to get so many.
If you like me, hit me up on Facebook.
Come on.
Right?
If you hate me, don't hit me up on Facebook.
But if you like me on this Facebook that we're gonna do, hit it up.
Right?
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah, fucker.
I love that.
Whoa.
Oh my god, the fucking bike is almost going up.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
So, uh, what else the fuck?
What the fuck else can we talk about, bro?
Well, I don't know.
We're fucking vagina.
Goddamn, man.
I have fucked some fucking amazing.
Do you want to hear the fuck?
Tell me something you want to talk about.
Oh my God, I got raped this year.
When?
Fucking.
Recently?
No, no, four months ago.
These girls fucking.
By a dude or a girl?
No, all girls.
Oh, okay.
More than one girl.
The one girl fucking hit me so fucking hard.
I thought she was a dude.
She said, we're going to.
Was it Hollywood Kim?
No, she's dead.
Rest in peace to Hollywood Kim.
Yep.
How did she pass away?
Do you know?
Have you heard anything?
I don't know.
You guys are like, you guys ran around in the same circles.
Everybody knows everybody in Madeira Beach.
Have you heard anything?
Hell, I don't know.
I'm fucking, she died of.
I think she was sick, right?
I don't know.
Rest in peace to Hollywood Kim, though.
We did a good episode with Deck Ends on Cannon Man.
Hey, but anyway, I want you to finish the story where you got raped.
So, what?
How the fuck does that have to be?
That's so fucking horrible.
I fucked this one bitch one time and I had my friend fucking come over.
Always fuck.
No, no, no.
The girls that raped you.
I know.
But so this fucking girl is Tracy.
Yeah.
So fucking no bullshit.
Fucking I had my friend Cocoon fucking help me rape this girl.
And then fucking no bullshit.
I got fucking handed.
Handed.
I'm not shitting you.
The other two girls that were there fucking brutally beat my fucking ass after we were just supposed to go get some beer.
Okay, some beer.
They got a bottle of Jack Daniels.
So we drank it all.
Yeah.
Well, I was fucked up.
They were fucked up.
The one girl hit me.
Fucker.
Take off your pants.
I was like, holy fuck.
She punches you and tells you to take your pants off.
I got raped.
You got raped.
Raped.
I'm not shit, you.
Okay, so.
So what happened?
She punches you and tells you to take your pants off.
Then what happened?
I quit.
I fucking pulled off my pants and.
Started spitting to insert fucking shit everywhere.
Fucking, yep.
And then all of a sudden, motherfucking, the next morning came and I thought that was just horrible.
You ever stand underneath a public shower and bathe yourself knowing that you are fucking raped?
Oh my God.
Yeah, I'm sure the people are going to feel really bad about you being raped by a couple girls.
I'm sure you cried your eyes out.
Well, I cried.
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Yep.
Fuck it.
Well, well.
What else we got?
Well, what else do you want to fucking talk about, fuckers?
You got to tell us.
Because you won't talk about it.
You won't talk about the stuff we want to talk about.
We're interested in some shit, and you don't want to talk about it.
It's a super secret chain now.
Well, okay, well, let me ask you this.
Why are you so secretive?
Are the people giving you shit for the Deckhand series, or what?
Fuck it.
I love my fucking Deckhand series.
If there's anybody out there that hates me, just go ahead and don't watch it.
It's a fucking simple.
Does anybody ever say anything about it?
Everybody fucking loves me.
Everybody loves it.
Nothing negative.
Fuck yeah.
Nobody ever says anything.
There's a few negatives.
Why?
What do they say?
Nine and a half by five and three quarters inches around.
Fuck them.
Fuck the haters.
Are all deckhands, fishermen, are all deckhands in Madeira Beach, commercial fishermen, are they like you?
Or are they normal people?
There's no one like me.
I can't wait for the nights with me.
That answers that.
Fuck yeah.
I am one of my own.
You are one of a kind for sure.
But thank you, fuckers.
Absolutely.
Yep.
And definitely my favorite decade of all time.
You're definitely the coolest dude we know.
Fuck yeah, fuckers.
Right back at you.
And everybody that loves me, fuck yeah.
We don't care.
I'm just here to help you.
We're just here from the junction 666 and we're just trying to fucking get by.
Just show them.
666.
So 666 is what?
The Madeira Beach.
Well, it's all cool.
Fucking.
So how is the commercial fishing industry doing now?
If you were to.
I don't know.
I don't care.
You don't hear anything about it?
Nope.
I'm fucking here to fucking clean up red tide.
You're done with fishing.
Yep.
What happens when the red tide goes away?
What are you going to do?
Go back to fishing.
Do you make good money cleaning up the beaches?
Do you make good money cleaning up the beach?
Yeah, I'm fucking with a great bunch of people.
Yeah.
And they put me on great ass equipment and just, it's fun.
How did you get into it?
Because I'm tired of fishing and I was.
met somebody at some bar and.
All of a sudden, he said, If you wanted to clean up Red Tide, and I was like, Fuck yeah, because I can't stand the smell of it anymore because I'm a Madeira Beach motherfucker.
Yep.
Fuck yeah.com.
Yep.
And so I had to help make a little community, and these people, I can't even say the name.
That's all right.
We can leave them anonymous.
Yep.
But they fucking, they are the ones.
But they're taking care of you.
They got you a nice room down there.
They're paying you good.
They got you the fucking water suit.
I can do whatever I want.
If I want to go down there to the condo and Live sure, I got a room.
Yeah, I just pay my own, but they pay me a check.
Yeah, first check I've had in my life.
Yeah, did I talk about this?
Yeah, no, let's get into it.
This is the first check you ever did.
No, bullshit.
You got your first check by first check at age one.
Tell me, tell me more.
And how old are you?
Fucking 54.
First check, all right, first real life check.
And then guess what happened?
What?
Well, they've handwritten.
Handwritten, handwritten that motherfucker, and fucking no bullshit.
Fucking M. Scott wouldn't cash it because it was handwritten.
So, how do you cash a check?
So I fucking go the next day to fucking to the bank where the check is from.
Guess what happened?
I handled my ID, my social security card, two forms of ID.
My ID is expired.
Who the fuck am I now?
This is what kills me.
If you fucking my I haven't you have to use my ID forever, but who the fuck am I now?
Fuckers.
So what do you do?
Dick, who the fuck am I?
I'm not Shane Lee anymore after 2016.
So, did you go back to him and tell him to give you cash?
Oh, fuck it.
No, I had to go to the goddamn fucking DMV and get a brand new ID to cash that motherfucking check.
Yep.
Who the fuck do you turn into after your ID expires?
Whoever you want to be.
Fuck it.
Do I get a fucking guns?
Losing My Identity00:15:36
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Really?
Fuck it.
Shane Lee's got a gun.
The whole world's come undone.
No.
We can't give Shane Lee a gun.
That's true.
Tell me what you did, too.
Fuck yeah.
Take out the gun, man.
Fuck it.
You ever see that video?
Fuck yeah.
Fuck it.
Holy shit.
That motherfuckers are fucking nuts.
Take out the gun, man.
Shane Lee, you're crazy, bro.
You're the craziest interview we've ever had.
Ever.
Fuck yeah, fuckers.
Is it all good?
It's all good.
It's all good.
Fuck yeah.
We do it all.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Come on, fuckers.
Fucking love you.
Fuck yeah.
I'm glad you came up here tonight, though.
Yeah, thanks for coming out, man.
Ow!
Fuck yeah.
Hold on a second.
Why don't you want to tell us a story about the guy who sprayed your body with raid?
That's fucked up.
You don't have to say it.
Just tell me why you don't want to talk about it.
Because I want to do this in my own way.
Why?
You seem to get like really upset when we talk about it.
Well, because I really want to beat his fucking ass.
And that's understandable.
I would too.
Anybody would.
That's not, that's not, you're not to blame.
I really want to beat his fucking ass.
I want to.
I want to.
You'd call me raid.
Right.
I want to just for seeing what he did to you.
If anybody tried to kill you, of course you'd want to do that.
I mean, that's.
I mean, maybe he didn't intend to go there.
I'm not going to kill Shane.
Maybe he didn't intend to go there.
Am I a bad guy?
Dude, would you want to kill me?
No, fuck no.
I'm a fucking motherfucker.
Protect Shane Lee at all costs.
ProtectShaneMotherfucker.com.
Fuck yeah.
Everybody loves you.
Everybody wants to protect you at all costs.
You're fucking the biggest thing in the world.
Everybody knows you and loves you.
The guy, for some reason, doesn't like you and sprays your bedroom with fucking bug spray.
Fuck a piece of shit.
But you don't even know.
So you sleep in it, and a couple months go by, and your arms are swollen up like they got in a fucking forest fire.
It's starting to get better.
I mean, really, fucking, they're not better.
Yeah, go over there.
The camera's over there, so the camera can see you over there.
Okay, so look at how the fucking thing just starts.
I mean, usually I am dark as fuck.
Yeah.
I mean, I've been here.
Here, sit in your chair so we can see you better.
The cameras can't see you if you're standing there.
Yeah, the light doesn't get you over there.
So, fucking, I'm usually dark as fuck.
Yeah.
I mean, really, for.
I'm not bullshitting you.
I'm dark.
But this is what I got after that.
Fucking little skimp.
Yeah, so a couple months go by, and then what?
You can't even get up and walk, right?
No, right?
You're just fucking stuck.
Why couldn't you walk?
You're so sick that you can't even get up.
You're poisoned.
But you don't know it's poison yet.
No.
You think you're allergic to something.
No.
And then, so when do you find out that you've been poisoned?
Somebody gives you a call and lets you know what really happened, right?
Yep.
And he tells you that somebody sprayed the bunk with fucking raid bug spray to sabotage.
Yep.
All right, scratch.
Stop.
We're not going to name nobody.
Okay.
We're not going to name nobody.
Stop.
We got to get something, bro.
Nope.
Okay, we don't talk about that, but how low, I mean, how low did you get when you were sick like that?
Like how, what's the low?
How low?
Yeah, how low?
I got, fuck it.
I bought a gun.
I was going to shoot myself in the fucking head.
I was so fucking sick.
I couldn't walk, nothing.
I'm not shitting you.
I was going to blow my fucking head off.
But I left the bullets at the goddamn fucking dock.
I was gonna fucking shoot myself.
No bullshit.
You were in that much pain?
If we want to get down to this, this is exactly what happened.
I wanted to shoot myself.
I fucking couldn't stand anymore.
I'm so glad you did that.
All right, now let's stop this whole part of that goddamn interview.
All right, please?
Yeah.
Okay, that's it.
That's the last fishing trip you ever did.
Oh no, fucking the last one was when I sunk.
Oh, that's the last one.
Oh, you sunk.
That was after.
Come on, let's do a fucking drink.
God damn it.
So, Shane, are you an alcoholic?
Fuck no, I'm a goddamn drunk, fucker.
What's the difference?
Well, alcoholics go to them meetings.
You don't go to no fucking meetings, right?
Fuck no, I'm a goddamn drunk, fuckers.
You're a drunk.
You're a drunk.
I like that.
Fuck yeah.
I ain't got to lie to you.
But being a drunk, you handle your fucking business, though.
And you work harder than the majority of people out here?
By far, I do.
By far.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck it.
I can drink and work.
Absolutely.
I know you can.
Yeah, that's what I do.
You drink and work harder.
And are you, where's your home 20 now?
Where are you living now?
Oh, we are staying at these motels down there.
Fucking, remember the fucking.
Oh, the Sun Coast.
Yeah, fuck it.
Isn't that amazing?
Fucking.
You just float from hotel to hotel, pretty much.
Well, yeah.
No, I can go up there to the fucking Home 20.
Where's the Home 20?
Well, where my buddies live.
Yeah.
Yep.
But, um, wasn't that fucking goddamn fucking slicker suit the most amazingest fucking thing ever?
Oh, yeah.
The slicker suit was unreal.
Fucking just jumped right in.
We're going to have to cut that footage.
We're going to cut the slicker suit footage in right now.
Yeah.
Are you really?
Yeah.
We're going to cut it in here right now.
Wow.
Yeah.
This is fucking going to be.
So we went to go meet up with Shane Lee after a couple months.
Last night, and we met up with him at his hotel where he lives.
The first thing he did was show us his new, yeah, slicker suit, his emergency sinking ship 911 suit for the Coast Guard to rescue.
It's the whole car, the whole directions is port is four letters, which is left.
Did you see my new flip left?
No.
Check these fuckers out.
I'll never have to buy shoes again.
Fuck yeah.
But I put them on the wrong foot.
God damn it.
Oh, class, Jen.
Do I forget anything?
Fuck no.
All right, fuckers.
The boat is sinking.
Let's go.
Fuck yeah.
Full float?
Fuck yeah, look at that.
And reflective.
The holy car.
Hey, so we pull up.
Where did you get the suit from?
Out of what car?
Fucking.
Not the one that was over there to the my right, your left.
The horny car, the horny car.
Why is it called the horny car?
Because it horns up.
Are you stupid?
Right, what a dumbass question.
I don't even know why.
Shane, how old are you again?
B, yeah, how old are you?
Uh, this is 54.
You're 54.
Do you have any kids?
Fuck yeah.
Where are your kids at?
There's probably all over fucking fucking place.
Yeah, no.
Yep, I got.
Ow!
Fuck yeah.
Fuckers!
Shane, what did you just fucking do?
Why are you soaking wet?
I fucking had to cool off, man.
I'm fucking.
My skin is burning, dude.
What did you do?
You took a shower?
A fucking whore bath.
What?
A whore bath.
Fucking whore bath.
You can stand up and do it.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, goddammit.
Hold on.
What did you just do?
A fucking ore bath.
What is that?
Who's your favorite rock star?
All of them.
No, give me one of all time.
Who is your ultimate fucking favorite rock star?
If you can play rock and roll, I love you.
Who is your favorite?
All of them.
No.
Nope, all of them.
If you had to pick one, who would it be?
If you were stuck on a.
If you're fishing ship sunk and you're stuck on an island and you get one fucking CD.
What do you pick?
Who do you listen to?
You only get one CD.
You get one fucking CD, one rock star.
Who do you pick?
Fuck.
Oh my God, this is so fucking horrible.
I know, but you got to do it.
You're fucking stuck on the island and rob zombies.
I would have to go to my first CD.
Johnny fucking Five.
In my whole life, I would have to go with my first Ted motherfucking Nugent.
Ted Nugent?
Fuck yeah.
The Nugent?
I would have to go with Nugent.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
That was my favorite idol back in the day.
Shout out to Ted Nugent.
Yeah, motherfucking Nugent.
Shout out to the Nugent.
Did he inspire Shane Lee to become who he is today?
Ted Nugent?
Yeah.
Basically, yeah, because I'm a hunter.
Fuck yeah.
You are a hunter.
Fuck yeah, just like fucking Ted is.
And he is fucking game on fucking with every fucking.
Yep.
If there was one thing that all the viewers out there, the people that have seen you, that you wanted them to know about you for your legacy that they don't know now, what would that be?
Well, motherfuckers, I just want to let you know that I would party with you.
Just get down and fucking just have the greatest time.
Everything in life is about having a good time.
Right.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
No, you're not wrong.
I agree.
Fuck yeah.
I see.
I'm getting all dramatic about this.
How do you want to be?
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, we got to get dramatic.
How do you want to be remembered?
How do you want to go down in the history book?
ShayMotherFuckingLead.com, fuckers.
That's right.
Shane, fuck that.
Fuck yeah.
This is what we do.
And maybe I'm crazy.
You're not crazy.
Well, I know that.
I look at everybody like they're fucking, you know, they look at me like I'm different.
Fuck them.
I look at them like they're the same.
How do you want to be remembered, Shane Lee?
Shane, motherfucking Lee.
You are who you are.
Fuck him.
And that's one thing to be respected about Shane Lee he never changes for nobody.
He is him all the time.
Oh, fuck no.
All the time.
Let's get this little bottle of fucking.
Remember, I'm not an alcoholic.
I'm a goddamn fucking drunk.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
What is your favorite drink?
If you could pick one drink to drink for the rest of your life, what is it?
Well, I'm going to tell you something right now.
Yeah.
And I want everybody to try this.
Okay.
A little bit of rum.
Yep.
Okay.
Now, you go to fucking M. Dixie and fucking get you some of that orange pineapple.
Juice.
Juice.
Okay.
No, soda.
Soda.
Soda.
Orange pineapple soda.
Mix that with a little bit of that, and I'm not kidding you, that is totally Tropicana.
Is that what you call it?
The Tropicana?
Oh, fuck it.
Like a mariachi band plays in your head when you drink it.
That shit is amazing right there.
Fuck it.
Holy fuck.
That's the go to drink.
Orange pineapple and goddamn rumma dumma.
Fuck yeah.
That's the go to.
Come on, man.
Yeah.
What's your, if it wasn't alcohol, what's your drug of choice?
What's the best drug?
Fucking all of them.
Is it the, I don't do all of them.
But is it the potawana?
Oh, I love potawana.
Explain to fans out there what the potawana is.
I don't wanna, baby potawana.
No, that's fucking grass, man.
How is the Potawana in Florida?
Fucking, it's legal.
It's awesome.
Yeah, you can walk down the beach and smoke it anymore.
Fuck yeah.
You can just get down to it.
What about the Cosmic Cocoa Bars?
Oh, them goddamn things.
That'll be Saturday night.
It's going down Saturday night, Shane.
Well, if you want to take this interview to a little bit more of a higher standard.
Yeah, we'd like to.
Let's do it.
Oh, god damn it.
If we did season two of Deck Hands, what would happen?
Fucking God bless you, fuckers.
I'm not shitting you.
I have fucking.
Are you down to do it?
Well, you got to see my Halloween costume.
This is going to be amazing.
Fucking amazing.
Enlighten us.
Yes.
What are you going to be for Halloween?
I can't tell you until Halloween.
It's a secret?
Super fucking secret, super secret fuckers.
After Halloween, we'll post a picture of Shane Lee on the Instagram on his new Facebook.
On your new Facebook.
What's your new Facebook?
Let's let everybody out.
I don't know.
Shane.
Shane motherfucker.
Okay.
Let's try to do this.
We got it.
We're putting it up tonight.
Okay.
Let's try this.
We're going to do it after the show.
All right.
Let's wrap it up.
Shane, thanks for coming on the podcast.
Thanks for coming, telling us what's been going down, sharing your stories.
Yeah, we want to thank you for being here.
Motherfucker rocked the motherfucker rocked the motherfucker rocked.
And we'll keep everybody updated on season two of Deck Hands.
Hey, and if anybody who's hiring Shane Lee, he's a good fucking worker.
Regardless of the last Deck Hand series, somebody might be upset out there.
Don't hate on Shane Lee for being real.
Protect Shane Lee, and he will work his ass off for you.
Protect Shane Lee at all costs.
Hashtag.
Come on, man.
All right, Shane Lee.
Anything else you want to leave the people with before we go?
Rock the motherfucker, rock the motherfucker, rock the motherfucker, rock!