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Crazy Airborne Incidents
00:02:26
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| Okay guys, I think we have a contender for the best PR person perhaps ever. | |
| Check out this video of this flight attendant talking about some of the crazy stuff that goes on flights. | |
| Now, full disclaimer, it's probably fake. | |
| That said, I've seen some crazy stuff on some flights, so you never know. | |
| But check it out and watch if you want a little humor going into the weekend or over the weekend. | |
| I think you'll enjoy. | |
| A belligerent passenger causing sheer chaos in the air. | |
| And it got so bad that flight attendants had to duct tape the man to his seat. | |
| Ever since masks were required on airplanes, flight attendants say that their work has become downright dangerous. | |
| Now understand something. I'm a flight attendant. | |
| That means I attend the flights. | |
| Sometimes our job has us attending to crazy people. | |
| If you push us too far, you're going to have to attend this ass-whooping. | |
| You see, because on this particular flight, I'm sitting in the jump seat and I'm just looking at him like a damn fool. | |
| He's spitting and cussing and going crazy. | |
| I say, that's enough. | |
| I got up and I walked over there. | |
| And by the way, this man smelled like a pack of Marlboro cigarettes, four shots of Everclear alcohol and regret. | |
| So I know something's about to go down. | |
| At this point, he touching all over my coworkers breast and where he f***ed up at. | |
| It's when he touched my titties. | |
| Because I don't play that. | |
| So what I did is I took out the duct tape. | |
| I said... He got scared. | |
| Start stuttering. Say, hold up. | |
| Wait a minute. Something ain't right. | |
| I said, yeah. We about to mummify your ass now, boy. | |
| So we wrapped him up. Better than any Christmas present you'll ever see. | |
| He won't be coming on no more Frontier flights at all. | |
| Okay, so that guy's amazing. | |
| Again, I don't think they could ever possibly air that literally anywhere. | |
| But I've definitely seen some crazy stuff on some of these airlines, on some of these flights. | |
| I imagine the average airline flight attendant probably sees 1,000x that given how much time they spend in the air. | |
| So that was kind of amazing. | |
| It was pretty hilarious. | |
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Awesome Flight Attendant Notes
00:00:35
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| I hope you enjoyed it as much as I do. | |
| I kind of hope it's real, because if it is, it's amazing. | |
| And I love flight attendants. | |
| I spend so much time on the air. | |
| It's literally one of the demographics, perhaps after law enforcement, that's just so my guy. | |
| The amount of people that go out of their way to give me notes from the flight crews as I'm on a plane. | |
| It's just absolutely awesome. | |
| So, wanted to share. | |
| This to show a little flight attendant humor. | |
| Even if it's a joke, it's kind of awesome. | |
| And I'm going to pretend that it's real because it doesn't get any better than that, folks. | |