Triggered - Donald Trump Jr - LOL: This Is Just So Funny I Had To Share
Aired: 2021-08-06
Duration: 02:46


=== Crazy Airborne Incidents (02:26) ===

[00:00:00]  Okay guys, I think we have a contender for the best PR person perhaps ever.
[00:00:04]  Check out this video of this flight attendant talking about some of the crazy stuff that goes on flights.
[00:00:09]  Now, full disclaimer, it's probably fake.
[00:00:12]  That said, I've seen some crazy stuff on some flights, so you never know.
[00:00:16]  But check it out and watch if you want a little humor going into the weekend or over the weekend.
[00:00:23]  I think you'll enjoy.
[00:00:24]  A belligerent passenger causing sheer chaos in the air.
[00:00:28]  And it got so bad that flight attendants had to duct tape the man to his seat.
[00:00:32]  Ever since masks were required on airplanes, flight attendants say that their work has become downright dangerous.
[00:00:38]  Now understand something. I'm a flight attendant.
[00:00:40]  That means I attend the flights.
[00:00:43]  Sometimes our job has us attending to crazy people.
[00:00:47]  If you push us too far, you're going to have to attend this ass-whooping.
[00:00:53]  You see, because on this particular flight, I'm sitting in the jump seat and I'm just looking at him like a damn fool.
[00:01:00]  He's spitting and cussing and going crazy.
[00:01:02]  I say, that's enough.
[00:01:04]  I got up and I walked over there.
[00:01:06]  And by the way, this man smelled like a pack of Marlboro cigarettes, four shots of Everclear alcohol and regret.
[00:01:14]  So I know something's about to go down.
[00:01:17]  At this point, he touching all over my coworkers breast and where he f***ed up at.
[00:01:22]  It's when he touched my titties.
[00:01:24]  Because I don't play that.
[00:01:25]  So what I did is I took out the duct tape.
[00:01:28]  I said... He got scared.
[00:01:30]  Start stuttering. Say, hold up.
[00:01:32]  Wait a minute. Something ain't right.
[00:01:34]  I said, yeah. We about to mummify your ass now, boy.
[00:01:39]  So we wrapped him up. Better than any Christmas present you'll ever see.
[00:01:44]  He won't be coming on no more Frontier flights at all.
[00:01:48]  Okay, so that guy's amazing.
[00:01:51]  Again, I don't think they could ever possibly air that literally anywhere.
[00:01:55]  But I've definitely seen some crazy stuff on some of these airlines, on some of these flights.
[00:02:00]  I imagine the average airline flight attendant probably sees 1,000x that given how much time they spend in the air.
[00:02:07]  So that was kind of amazing.
[00:02:09]  It was pretty hilarious.

=== Awesome Flight Attendant Notes (00:35) ===

[00:02:11]  I hope you enjoyed it as much as I do.
[00:02:13]  I kind of hope it's real, because if it is, it's amazing.
[00:02:16]  And I love flight attendants.
[00:02:18]  I spend so much time on the air.
[00:02:20]  It's literally one of the demographics, perhaps after law enforcement, that's just so my guy.
[00:02:26]  The amount of people that go out of their way to give me notes from the flight crews as I'm on a plane.
[00:02:32]  It's just absolutely awesome.
[00:02:34]  So, wanted to share.
[00:02:35]  This to show a little flight attendant humor.
[00:02:38]  Even if it's a joke, it's kind of awesome.
[00:02:40]  And I'm going to pretend that it's real because it doesn't get any better than that, folks.