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Joe Biden's Butt Wipe Mystery
00:03:05
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| Well guys, Joe Biden has done it again. | |
| He's issued inspiring words from literally the most popular president in history. | |
| Check it out. Let me know what you think. | |
| Okay, so I see it trending on Twitter. | |
| My butt's been wiped. Now, maybe those are Joe Biden's inspiring words. | |
| That should probably scare all of us a lot. | |
| This is the guy that's in charge of the free world. | |
| This is the guy in charge of the nuclear football. | |
| But there could be some confusion. | |
| It may not be, my butt's been wiped, which is what's trending on Twitter. | |
| It may be, My butt's been waxed. | |
| Which is equally scary that the president may be saying this. | |
| Either way, it's totally unintelligible, like everything else that Joe Biden says, which should also scare us. | |
| But let's just say Joe Biden is no Abe Lincoln. | |
| Remember, you know, those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves. | |
| Or Roosevelt, the only thing you have to fear is fear itself. | |
| Or Kennedy, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. | |
| Joe Biden, my butt's been wiped, or my butt's been waxed, but my butt's been wiped is what's trending on Twitter right now. | |
| Check it out again for yourself. | |
| This does not inspire confidence. | |
| I'd laugh a lot more. | |
| If it wasn't so scary that this guy's the leader of the free world, no wonder Vladimir Putin's out there saying, no, no, no, Joe seems really intelligent. | |
| Keep giving me those pipelines. | |
| Keep canceling those military aid packages to Ukraine. | |
| We promise we won't take advantage of you, Joe. | |
| Joe's totally with it. | |
| He's 100% there. | |
| My butt's been wiped. | |
| The leader of the free world. | |
| The most popular president in history. | |
| This is what he says. | |
| Check it out again. My butt's been wiped. | |
| Let's just make sure we're clear about this. | |
| My butt's been wiped declared the president of the United States to calm a nation. | |
| To make sure that we sleep safely and soundly in our beds at night. | |
| That he's in charge. | |
| That he's gonna be the guy answering the phone if something goes wrong at 3 a.m. | |
| My butt's been wiped. It's amazing. | |
| You can almost hear America just breathe a sigh of relief, be refreshed that you have this kind of leadership in the White House. | |
| My butt's been wiped. | |
| It's trending on Twitter. | |
| The world is watching this. | |
| This guy's in charge of the nuclear football. | |
| You can't make this stuff up, folks. | |
| You can't make it up. Imagine that Trump said anything even remotely close to that. | |
| CNN and NBC, they would be, the mental health experts would be out there. | |
| You know, the TV psychologist? | |
| Oh my God! He's in the later stages of dementia and Alzheimer's combined times two billion. | |
| They'd be talking about this for a month straight. | |
| But they won't because it's Joe Biden. | |
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America Waking Up
00:00:27
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| Because they'll do whatever they can to protect the Democrats, even if this guy's the guy in charge, and even if that means it could be a total disaster for America, as we've seen for the last six months. | |
| So I think America's waking up to actually what's going on. | |
| I think they're seeing how good Donald Trump actually was for the country and how ridiculous the Democrats really are. | |
| But just in case you're not sure, you can listen to our president speak from the heart one more time. | |