Triggered - Donald Trump Jr - LOL: Joe Biden Just Made Another Bizarre Remark
Aired: 2021-07-26
Duration: 03:17


=== Joe Biden's Butt Wipe Mystery (03:05) ===

[00:00:00]  Well guys, Joe Biden has done it again.
[00:00:03]  He's issued inspiring words from literally the most popular president in history.
[00:00:09]  Check it out. Let me know what you think.
[00:00:12]  Okay, so I see it trending on Twitter.
[00:00:17]  My butt's been wiped. Now, maybe those are Joe Biden's inspiring words.
[00:00:21]  That should probably scare all of us a lot.
[00:00:23]  This is the guy that's in charge of the free world.
[00:00:26]  This is the guy in charge of the nuclear football.
[00:00:28]  But there could be some confusion.
[00:00:29]  It may not be, my butt's been wiped, which is what's trending on Twitter.
[00:00:33]  It may be, My butt's been waxed.
[00:00:36]  Which is equally scary that the president may be saying this.
[00:00:40]  Either way, it's totally unintelligible, like everything else that Joe Biden says, which should also scare us.
[00:00:47]  But let's just say Joe Biden is no Abe Lincoln.
[00:00:50]  Remember, you know, those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.
[00:00:54]  Or Roosevelt, the only thing you have to fear is fear itself.
[00:00:58]  Or Kennedy, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
[00:01:03]  Joe Biden, my butt's been wiped, or my butt's been waxed, but my butt's been wiped is what's trending on Twitter right now.
[00:01:10]  Check it out again for yourself.
[00:01:12]  This does not inspire confidence.
[00:01:17]  I'd laugh a lot more.
[00:01:19]  If it wasn't so scary that this guy's the leader of the free world, no wonder Vladimir Putin's out there saying, no, no, no, Joe seems really intelligent.
[00:01:25]  Keep giving me those pipelines.
[00:01:27]  Keep canceling those military aid packages to Ukraine.
[00:01:29]  We promise we won't take advantage of you, Joe.
[00:01:32]  Joe's totally with it.
[00:01:34]  He's 100% there.
[00:01:36]  My butt's been wiped.
[00:01:37]  The leader of the free world.
[00:01:39]  The most popular president in history.
[00:01:43]  This is what he says.
[00:01:44]  Check it out again. My butt's been wiped.
[00:01:47]  Let's just make sure we're clear about this.
[00:01:49]  My butt's been wiped declared the president of the United States to calm a nation.
[00:01:53]  To make sure that we sleep safely and soundly in our beds at night.
[00:01:57]  That he's in charge.
[00:01:58]  That he's gonna be the guy answering the phone if something goes wrong at 3 a.m.
[00:02:03]  My butt's been wiped. It's amazing.
[00:02:09]  You can almost hear America just breathe a sigh of relief, be refreshed that you have this kind of leadership in the White House.
[00:02:16]  My butt's been wiped.
[00:02:19]  It's trending on Twitter.
[00:02:21]  The world is watching this.
[00:02:23]  This guy's in charge of the nuclear football.
[00:02:25]  You can't make this stuff up, folks.
[00:02:28]  You can't make it up. Imagine that Trump said anything even remotely close to that.
[00:02:33]  CNN and NBC, they would be, the mental health experts would be out there.
[00:02:37]  You know, the TV psychologist?
[00:02:39]  Oh my God! He's in the later stages of dementia and Alzheimer's combined times two billion.
[00:02:45]  They'd be talking about this for a month straight.
[00:02:49]  But they won't because it's Joe Biden.

=== America Waking Up (00:27) ===

[00:02:51]  Because they'll do whatever they can to protect the Democrats, even if this guy's the guy in charge, and even if that means it could be a total disaster for America, as we've seen for the last six months.
[00:03:02]  So I think America's waking up to actually what's going on.
[00:03:05]  I think they're seeing how good Donald Trump actually was for the country and how ridiculous the Democrats really are.
[00:03:11]  But just in case you're not sure, you can listen to our president speak from the heart one more time.