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I Apologize To Scotland's Blind Community
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| Hi, I'm Sarah Jane Smith. | |
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| Well, we're going to finish on something a little bit lighter, which is a video that's | |
| been around for years, but it's as funny today as it always was, which just goes to show | |
| when woke takes over, the limit of how insane it can get is endless. | |
| So have a laugh at this one. | |
| I'm delighted to be joined by a member of the Chinese community as I apologize for using the phrase Chinese whispers. | |
| I appreciate that this is deeply offensive to the Chinese. | |
| I completely understand why they went totally mental. | |
| I'm delighted to be joined by a mental health campaigner to witness my apology for using the phrase they've gone mental. | |
| I can see some of you are surprised that I'm apologizing, but no. | |
| Gone were the days when getting an apology out of me was like getting a fiver out of an Aberdonian, eh? | |
| I would like to apologise to the largest Aberdonian community, the Aberdonians. | |
| I do understand that Aberdonian feelings are important. | |
| I'm surprised, actually, that our diversity officer didn't make that clear to me. | |
| Honestly, sometimes The blind. | |
| I would like to apologise to Scotland's blind community. | |
| I hear your concerns, and I promise you they will not fall on deaf ears. | |
| I would like to apologise to the deaf community. | |
| I would like to say sorry. | |
| When I realised what I'd said, I honestly had a fit. | |
| I apologise unreservedly to all of the epileptics in Scotland for my use of the word fit. | |
| I completely understand why you've got a bee in your bonnet. | |
| I would like to apologise to anyone connected with bees or the wider bee community. | |
| Bees, indeed, are a vital part of society. | |
| I tried my best to get a statement that wouldn't offend anyone. | |
| I really did. | |
| But when me and my advisors get together, honestly, it's like two bald men fighting over a comb. | |
| I would like to apologise to Scotland's bald community, of which I am a member. | |
| I would like to apologise and exonerate myself. | |
| Chief, I'm sorry. | |
| Chief, you're forgiven. | |
| I was particularly pleased with my final apology because I could apologize and accept the apology at the same time. | |
| I do like to kill two birds with one stone. | |
| I would like to apologize to the entire avian community for my cruel and insensitive words. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| It's appropriate that that's in Scotland, given the bill that's just been passed. | |
| That's actually probably not far from reality soon. | |
| No, you know, Jay, you know that the funny thing and the sad thing about that video is that it's closing in on being true. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean, it is. | |
| I mean, apologising for anything you say because you're going to upset someone. | |
| Well, OK, so, OK, what I'm going to do is I'm going to sit here and I'm going to stare at that wall and I'm not going to move. | |
| You're going to upset someone by doing that. | |
| What do you mean me staring at that wall or doing that? | |
| You cannot say anything without upsetting someone. | |
| So say it anyway and let them deal with it. | |
| That's my view anyway. | |
| Yeah, I completely agree. | |
| I completely agree. | |
| There's a lot of things that I've said over the years which were perceived to be crazy. | |
| I and then suddenly they start to move mainstream. | |
| I'm waiting for someone to convince me that we don't live in a simulation. | |
| What is real? | |
| How do you define real? | |
| If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. | |