David Icke - When Woke Takes Over - David Icke
Aired: 2024-04-17
Duration: 05:39


=== I Apologize To Scotland's Blind Community (05:38) ===

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[00:00:57]  Well, we're going to finish on something a little bit lighter, which is a video that's
[00:01:16]  been around for years, but it's as funny today as it always was, which just goes to show
[00:01:22]  when woke takes over, the limit of how insane it can get is endless.
[00:01:27]  So have a laugh at this one.
[00:01:32]  I'm delighted to be joined by a member of the Chinese community as I apologize for using the phrase Chinese whispers.
[00:01:39]  I appreciate that this is deeply offensive to the Chinese.
[00:01:42]  I completely understand why they went totally mental.
[00:01:47]  I'm delighted to be joined by a mental health campaigner to witness my apology for using the phrase they've gone mental.
[00:01:55]  I can see some of you are surprised that I'm apologizing, but no.
[00:02:00]  Gone were the days when getting an apology out of me was like getting a fiver out of an Aberdonian, eh?
[00:02:06]  I would like to apologise to the largest Aberdonian community, the Aberdonians.
[00:02:13]  I do understand that Aberdonian feelings are important.
[00:02:17]  I'm surprised, actually, that our diversity officer didn't make that clear to me.
[00:02:21]  Honestly, sometimes The blind.
[00:02:24]  I would like to apologise to Scotland's blind community.
[00:02:27]  I hear your concerns, and I promise you they will not fall on deaf ears.
[00:02:32]  I would like to apologise to the deaf community.
[00:02:35]  I would like to say sorry.
[00:02:36]  When I realised what I'd said, I honestly had a fit.
[00:02:39]  I apologise unreservedly to all of the epileptics in Scotland for my use of the word fit.
[00:02:46]  I completely understand why you've got a bee in your bonnet.
[00:02:49]  I would like to apologise to anyone connected with bees or the wider bee community.
[00:02:54]  Bees, indeed, are a vital part of society.
[00:02:57]  I tried my best to get a statement that wouldn't offend anyone.
[00:03:01]  I really did.
[00:03:02]  But when me and my advisors get together, honestly, it's like two bald men fighting over a comb.
[00:03:07]  I would like to apologise to Scotland's bald community, of which I am a member.
[00:03:12]  I would like to apologise and exonerate myself.
[00:03:15]  Chief, I'm sorry.
[00:03:17]  Chief, you're forgiven.
[00:03:19]  I was particularly pleased with my final apology because I could apologize and accept the apology at the same time.
[00:03:27]  I do like to kill two birds with one stone.
[00:03:32]  I would like to apologize to the entire avian community for my cruel and insensitive words.
[00:03:41]  I'm sorry.
[00:03:42]  It's appropriate that that's in Scotland, given the bill that's just been passed.
[00:03:52]  That's actually probably not far from reality soon.
[00:03:55]  No, you know, Jay, you know that the funny thing and the sad thing about that video is that it's closing in on being true.
[00:04:07]  Yeah.
[00:04:08]  I mean, it is.
[00:04:09]  I mean, apologising for anything you say because you're going to upset someone.
[00:04:16]  Well, OK, so, OK, what I'm going to do is I'm going to sit here and I'm going to stare at that wall and I'm not going to move.
[00:04:26]  You're going to upset someone by doing that.
[00:04:30]  What do you mean me staring at that wall or doing that?
[00:04:33]  You cannot say anything without upsetting someone.
[00:04:39]  So say it anyway and let them deal with it.
[00:04:43]  That's my view anyway.
[00:04:45]  Yeah, I completely agree.
[00:04:46]  I completely agree.
[00:04:47]  There's a lot of things that I've said over the years which were perceived to be crazy.
[00:04:59]  I and then suddenly they start to move mainstream.
[00:05:05]  I'm waiting for someone to convince me that we don't live in a simulation.
[00:05:27]  What is real?
[00:05:28]  How do you define real?
[00:05:29]  If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.