Fallout: New Vegas - Part 1
Some folks have requested a Let's Play of F:NV - the video's a bit janky, but the audio's good - what do you think? Should I keep this going?
Some folks have requested a Let's Play of F:NV - the video's a bit janky, but the audio's good - what do you think? Should I keep this going?
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| Welcome, folks, to Fallout New Vegas. | |
| Let's play with Davis Orrini. | |
| Probably the best game ever made. | |
| So, while we watch these intro slides, let me tell you what we're going to be doing with this playthrough. | |
| It's going to be a couple of things. | |
| First of all, this is going to be the Canon playthrough. | |
| Nothing weird, no murdering important quest characters. | |
| This is going to be if they ever make a sequel to this, and I'm not including Fallout 4. | |
| If they ever make a sequel to this, this is going to be my version of the Canon playthrough. | |
| All the important events, achieving every option, exploring everything, learning everything you can about the Mojave Wasteland. | |
| We're going to be doing that. | |
| As well as doing the best ending that we can, the best out of a bunch of bad options. | |
| Second of all, we're going to be playing my version of the Courier, which is also the Canon version of the Courier. | |
| He's from up north, Montana, Alberta. | |
| He's from somewhere up there. | |
| He knows California, he knows the Mojave. | |
| Never been to Vegas. | |
| The guy's in his mid-30s. | |
| Never had a wife. | |
| Knows how to use guns, knows how to use bladed weapons as an act for science. | |
| And he's very pissed off that he got shot in the head. | |
| Let's get started. | |
| Without a love of my own. | |
| War. | |
| War never changes. | |
| When atomic fire consumed the Earth, those who survived did so in great underground vaults. | |
| When they opened, their inhabitants set out across the ruins of the old world to build new societies, establishing villages, forming tribes. | |
| As decades passed, what had been the American Southwest united beneath the flag of the New California Republic, dedicated to old world values of democracy and the rule of law. | |
| As the Republic grew, so did its needs. | |
| Scouts spread east, seeking territory and wealth in the dry and merciless expanse of the Mojave Desert. | |
| They returned with tales of a city untouched by the warheads that had scorched the rest of the world, and a great wall spanning the Colorado River. | |
| The NCR mobilized its army and sent it east to occupy Hoover Dam and restore it to working condition. | |
| But across the Colorado, another society had arisen under a different flag. | |
| A vast army of slaves forged from the conquest of 86 tribes, Caesar's Legion. | |
| Four years have passed since the Republic held the dam just barely against the Legion's onslaught. | |
| The Legion did not retreat. | |
| Across the river, it gathers strength. | |
| Campfires burn, training drums beat. | |
| Through it all, the New Vegas Strip has stayed open for business, under the control of its mysterious overseer, Mr. House, and his army of rehabilitated tribals and police robots. | |
| You are a courier, hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to the new Vegas Strip. | |
| What seemed like a simple delivery job has taken a turn for the worse. | |
| God, what the hell, my head. | |
| You're crying in the rain, Pally. | |
| What the hell is this? | |
| Who the hell are you? | |
| Will you get it over with? | |
| Maybe cons kill people without looking them in the face. | |
| What the fuck are you talking about? | |
| You other assholes, what the hell is going on? | |
| That's my chip! | |
| That's my delivery. | |
| From where you're kneeling, must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. | |
| You poetic piece of shit. | |
| That game was rigged from the start. | |
| Where am I? | |
| What? | |
| What's that? | |
| Platinum chip. | |
| Why? | |
| The platinum. | |
| Platinum chip. | |
| It's low there easy you've been out cold a couple of days now I've been much less relaxing Get your bearings. | |
| Let's see what the damage is. | |
| How about your name? | |
| Can you tell me? | |
| Parents, they had data tapes. | |
| Data shapes, they, what were they? | |
| Half-gun will travel. | |
| Paladin. | |
| This old cowboy story. | |
| Cowboy story on data tapes. | |
| Half Gun Will Travel. | |
| name was paladin you can't say it's what I'd have picked oh me neither that's your name that's your name I'm Doc Mitchell Welcome to Good Springs. | |
| My Good Springs. | |
| I know this place. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Shit, I take pride in my needlework. | |
| It was real. | |
| The bullet was real. | |
| How'd that do? | |
| Alright, folks, I have a safe game. | |
| Right after this, I'm just going to skip over the facial animation. | |
| As I said, I'm playing my courier, my descendant, and 200 years. | |
| We're just going to skip all this and be UGMO for a few minutes. | |
| Then we're going to load the game. | |
| Anyway. | |
| Well, you're most of it right anyway. | |
| Stuff that matters. | |
| Okay. | |
| No sense keeping you in bed anymore. | |
| Did a good job. | |
| Good job, Stockholm. | |
| I'm on them. | |
| I'm on them. | |
| Why don't you walk down to the end of the room? | |
| Over by that figure tester machine there. | |
| Take it slow now. | |
| It ain't a race. | |
| These things. | |
| I thought these were Carney's sideshows. | |
| is this thing looking good so far go ahead and give the figure tester a try all right quick if you get back all your faculties Alright, alright. | |
| I mean, you're the doctor. | |
| Alright, guys, we are min-max in this game. | |
| We are doing Strength of 5, Perception of 5, Endurance of 5, we are doing... | |
| Now Charisma is a dump stat in this game! | |
| It is basically useless. | |
| But there is one event that requires a charisma of seven. | |
| So we are going to increase charisma to seven as the game goes on to achieve that one extremely minor event. | |
| But for now, we'll leave it at five. | |
| Going on, intelligence of eight. | |
| Agility of five, and luck of seven. | |
| This is a game in Las Vegas, after all. | |
| We're gonna be nine by end of game. | |
| That said, There we go, Doc. | |
| That's uh, yeah. | |
| That's where we are. | |
| Got a weird machine here, man. | |
| Look at that. | |
| Maybe them bullets done your brain some good. | |
| Yeah, you got some interesting bedside manner. | |
| Oh, we can, Doc, I... | |
| I wasn't uh I wasn't that smart to begin with, though. | |
| A lot of people think I'm nuts. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm gonna say a word. | |
| I want you to say the first thing that comes to mind. | |
| Dog. | |
| Cat. | |
| House. | |
| Um, shelter? | |
| Night. | |
| Day. | |
| Campfire. | |
| Sure, campfire. | |
| Enemy. | |
| Target. | |
| I mean, Swiss cheese. | |
| Light. | |
| Dark. | |
| Mother. | |
| Saint. | |
| Caretaker. | |
| Okay. | |
| Now I got a few statements. | |
| I want you to tell me how much they sound like something you'd say. | |
| First one: conflict just ain't in my nature. | |
| Well, Doc. | |
| I'm not saying I'm an asshole. | |
| I'm just going to disagree on that one. | |
| I might start things sometimes. | |
| What the? | |
| I ain't given to relying on others for support. | |
| I know that one I can doc, this is weird. | |
| Shoot. | |
| Where. | |
| Yeah, yeah, strong lickery. | |
| Strong lickery. | |
| I'm always fixing to be the center of attention. | |
| Well, shoot, Doc, look at me. | |
| I mean, let's be frank. | |
| That scar, that's that just. | |
| I look even better with it. | |
| So, I mean. | |
| Alright, yeah. | |
| Yeah, I got a bit of an ego. | |
| I'm slow to embrace new ideas. | |
| Well, I suppose it depends on the idea, don't it? | |
| It's I mean, good ideas are strongly disagree on that one. | |
| Good ideas are good ideas. | |
| I charge in to deal with my problems head on. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Shoot, is that how they sandbagged me? | |
| That, yeah, yeah. | |
| Yeah, fair enough, fair enough. | |
| You got me. | |
| Almost done here. | |
| What do you say you have a look at this? | |
| Tell me what you see. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It's kind of like a chemical reaction or something like that. | |
| Okay. | |
| How about this one? | |
| I looks like something technological. | |
| Last one. | |
| Oh, now that right there, that's two bears high fiving. | |
| That's two bears high fiving. | |
| We both know that. | |
| Well, that's all she wrote. | |
| I don't have nothing to compare it to, so maybe you'd better just have a look at the results. | |
| See if it all seems right to you. | |
| Alrighty, guys, we are doing science, guns, and speech. | |
| And we are going to be doing secondary lockpick and melee weapons. | |
| With, of course, some lockpicking and all that other very good stuff. | |
| But guns, science, and speech. | |
| This is the courier that we are going to be playing. | |
| Smart guy that knows how to sling a pistol. | |
| Before I turn you loose, I need one more thing from you. | |
| Wait, I got a form for you to fill out so I can get a sense of your medical history. | |
| Okay, just the formality. | |
| Ain't like I expect to find you got a family history of getting shot in the head. | |
| Well, Doc, I ain't gonna argue with you. | |
| Doc, I owe you. | |
| Alright, once again, my courier is four-eyed, like me, and good-natured, like me. | |
| They do have the Wild Wasteland down here, but we're gonna be vanilla with this game. | |
| Wild Wasteland's a little bit of fun. | |
| There's a little bit of extra lore in there, but nah, we are just gonna be. | |
| This is my courier. | |
| This is my descendant in 200 years' time. | |
| All right, I guess that about does it. | |
| Come with me, I'll see you out. | |
| Funny, this courier actually looks almost exactly like the guy I was shooting crossbows with earlier today. | |
| Doc, I owe you so much. | |
| I what do I owe you, Doc? | |
| What do I owe you? | |
| Here, these are yours. | |
| Was all you had on you when you were brought in? | |
| I hope you don't mind, but I gave the note a look. | |
| I thought it might help me find a next of kin, but it was just something about a platinum chip. | |
| Well, if you're heading back out there, you ought to have this. | |
| They call it a pip boy. | |
| I grew up in one of them vaults I made before the war. | |
| A pip boy? | |
| Ain't much used to be now, but you might want such a thing after what you've been through. | |
| I know what it's like having something taken from you. | |
| And put this on too, so the locals don't pick on you for lacking modesty. | |
| Never was much my style, anyway. | |
| Doc, I can't even begin a pip boy. | |
| Doc, Mitchell, I can't even begin to thank you for all for patching me up for geez. | |
| What the hell happened to me? | |
| Doc, thank you for patching me up. | |
| Don't mention it. | |
| It's what I'm here for. | |
| You should talk to Sunny Smiles before you leave town. | |
| She can help you learn to fend for yourself in the desert. | |
| She'll likely be at the saloon. | |
| I reckon some of the other folks at the saloon might be able to help you out too. | |
| And the metal fella, Victor, who pulled you out of your grave. | |
| Anyway, you ever get hurt out there, you come right back. | |
| I'll fix you up. | |
| But try not to get killed anymore. | |
| I'll make a point of it. | |
| And yes, folks, we are going to be doing hardcore mode because it's just not worth playing this game otherwise. | |
| Hey, Doc, one last favor. | |
| You didn't have to find a pair of glasses on me when. | |
| Let me see. | |
| What are these? | |
| Oh and... | |
| Hey Doc, can I borrow the magazine? | |
| I'm going to borrow his magazine. | |
| Oh, thank goodness. | |
| Let's. | |
| We are going to load the game right now, folks. | |
| And we are going to go grab Doc Mitchell's magazine and reading glasses. | |
| Thank you very much, Doc. | |
| That was mighty neighborly of you. | |
| Mighty, mighty neighborly. | |
| Now let's get dressed. | |
| We are going to put on this. | |
| Yes, we got a bunch of stuff. | |
| We're going to put this lightweight leather armor on. | |
| And there we go, reading glasses. | |
| Now, there we go. | |
| A cowboy named Paladin. | |
| And let's... | |
| Thanks for getting me upright, Doc. | |
| I'm headed out. | |
| Ugh! | |
| sun is brighter than it needs to be. | |
| Okay, where the hell am I? | |
| Good Springs, he said. | |
| Good Springs. | |
| Good Springs. | |
| I've heard of this place. | |
| This was. | |
| Shoot, where'd I hear about this? | |
| Wait, what the... | |
| what the hell is that? | |
| What the hell is that? | |
| Howdy, partner! | |
| Might I say you're looking fit as a fiddle? | |
| Well, I feel about 20 bucks right now. | |
| Wait. | |
| You're that robot that dug me out of the grave, aren't you? | |
| I think I owe you some thanks. | |
| Don't mention it. | |
| I'm always ready to lend a helping hand to a stranger in need. | |
| Well, that explains that white hat you got right there. | |
| Partner, how'd you happen to find me? | |
| I was out for a stroll that night when I heard the commotion up the old bone orchard. | |
| Saw what looked like a bunch of bad eggs, so I laid low. | |
| Once they had run off, I dug you up to see if you were still kicking. | |
| Turns out you were. | |
| So I hauled you off to the dock right quick. | |
| Bad eggs is one way of putting it. | |
| There's this clown show man. | |
| He's wearing this flashy suit. | |
| Flashy suit in the middle of, uh, we're not in Vegas right now. | |
| A bunch of great cons behind him. | |
| Do you know who those guys were? | |
| Can't say that I'm familiar with the rascals. | |
| Some of the fine folks in town might be able to help you out with that. | |
| Alright, I guess I'll look around a bit. | |
| Say, Victor, how do you wind up in this place? | |
| Good Springs, right? | |
| I wasn't in town, oh, 10, 15 years ago. | |
| Before that, I. | |
| I can't quite seem to recall. | |
| Ah. | |
| Anyway, it's a right, peaceful town, and I reckon it's as fine a place to settle as any. | |
| I'll be frank, Victor. | |
| My noggin's still aching, so can't blame you for not remembering things. | |
| Do appreciate you digging me out, like I said. | |
| say just one last question I've never seen what sort of model robot are you anyway I'm a securitron. | |
| Rob co-secured the model 2060B. | |
| If you ever see any of my brothers, tell him Victor says, Howdy. | |
| Well, I'll make a point of doing that. | |
| Goodbye, Victor. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| You have a good afternoon. | |
| Happy Trails! | |
| Alright, so... | |
| What did the doc say? | |
| Sunny Smiles? | |
| Sunny Smiles. | |
| Over at the bar. | |
| Now, alright. | |
| Folks, funny story for you. | |
| I've actually been to this bar. | |
| Good Springs is a real town. | |
| It's mostly a ghost town. | |
| It actually does not look too dissimilar from this. | |
| I have been to this bar. | |
| Drank there with a very beautiful girl. | |
| Then I drove up into the hills north of the city. | |
| I saw a checked out some satellite arrays, saw a herd of wild horses, I saw some burrows. | |
| Might have spotted a drug compound, actually. | |
| It was a good fine time southwest of Las Vegas. | |
| But anyway. | |
| Easy Pete, you say. | |
| Greetings to you, sir. | |
| How's it going? | |
| What can Easy Pete do for you? | |
| Well, I tell you what, I'm looking for those. | |
| I'm the guy that just got shot up on the hill. | |
| You know anything about those folks who attacked me? | |
| The one in the fancy suit seemed to be calling the shots. | |
| Yeah? | |
| That's as much as I know. | |
| Other folks in town might know more. | |
| Word of advice, though. | |
| If you ever catch up with him, watch out. | |
| The man's got cold eyes like a snake. | |
| Can't be trusted, I'd say. | |
| I'd say you're about right about that. | |
| Easy Pete, you said. | |
| Why'd they call you that? | |
| Was a prospector until I decided to settle here to get away from the NCR. | |
| Now we'll just take it easy and help out with the Brahmin and Bighorners. | |
| Prospector, like gold and silver? | |
| They're still doing mining out here? | |
| Nah, nah. | |
| Means I poke through old buildings looking for working tech and such. | |
| Some folks just call it salvaging, but never like the term. | |
| Way I see it, salvage means it's broken, near worthless. | |
| Me, I look for the good stuff: guns, chems, spare parts, good money in it. | |
| They call them drugs where I come from, but uh, anyway, you ever find anything good while you were prospecting? | |
| No. | |
| Had a pretty good claim once, way out east by the river, but got off raiders. | |
| Eventually got too old to keep going out. | |
| I feel that. | |
| I can't believe I'm vertical right now. | |
| Hey, you're mentioning the NCR. | |
| Like, I know a bit. | |
| I've been out to California before, I think. | |
| What's wrong with them? | |
| Don't get me wrong. | |
| The NCR's got a lot of decent folk in it. | |
| It's just that they make you part of them, whether you like it or not. | |
| Towns like Good Springs and Prim don't stay independent for long. | |
| Not if you've got something the NCR wants. | |
| Still, the NCR keeps the Legion away. | |
| Wait, wait, the who? | |
| They keep the Legion away? | |
| They're slavers, led by a guy named Caesar, or Kaiser. | |
| Not sure how you're supposed to say it. | |
| A couple of years ago, they tried to take over Hoover Dam, but the NCR beat them back. | |
| The NCR didn't or couldn't finish the job, though. | |
| The Legion's got its strength back and is getting ready for another round at the dam. | |
| My money's still on the NCR winning, but you never know. | |
| We've been hearing stories about Legionaries on the Nevada side of the river. | |
| So keep a gun handy. | |
| You don't want to get caught by them. | |
| Well, keep that in mind. | |
| No offense, ECP, to try and avoid getting involved in local politics, you know what I mean? | |
| But Hoover Dam, I read about that once. | |
| That's something pre-war, ain't it? | |
| What's so important about it? | |
| The dam powers a lot of New Vegas. | |
| And then there's all that clean water lying in Lake Mead, too. | |
| Anybody who owns the dam owns the territory. | |
| I can't believe we're still fighting over ancient history, but yeah. | |
| Same anywhere I go. | |
| You said ba bighorners? | |
| I know a brahmina. | |
| What's the bighorner again? | |
| Meet and hide mostly. | |
| Can't put it back on them. | |
| They just lay down until you take it off. | |
| I gotta respect that. | |
| Find a bunch of wild ones high up in the hills, but gotta be careful around them. | |
| They can put up a decent fight if wanted. | |
| I like them already. | |
| Say, that robot that dug me out of my grave. | |
| You know about him? | |
| The machine? | |
| Harmless. | |
| No matter what Trudy says. | |
| She thinks it's hiding something. | |
| But I think it's just a broken down relic with no place to be. | |
| Probably why I like that thing. | |
| And probably I like you, Easy Pete. | |
| It's been a pleasure chatting with you. | |
| Thank you for the advice. | |
| Keep your gun handy if you go poking around some of the abandoned places around here, like the schoolhouse. | |
| Critters move in there sometimes. | |
| Well, keep that in mind. | |
| Stay easy, Easy Pete. | |
| And folks, I'm just gonna do a quick save. |