Jewels Jones & Catturd’s In the Litter Box (2/27/2026) skewers Hillary Clinton’s "unhinged" hearing meltdown, ties her to Epstein’s pedophile network via leaked photos and suppressed Lewinsky testimony, and mocks Biden’s cancer claims while questioning his legitimacy after a viral phone mishap. They blame Democrats for suppressing FBI probes—like the Guthrie family case—and warn of Iran war risks, praising Trump’s past military speed over Zelensky’s failed Ukraine strategy. The episode pivots to election fraud allegations in Michigan and Alabama, Christy Noem’s deep-state spyware expose, and a "Crusade Against Corruption" led by JD Vance, all while mocking McConnell’s "disgusting scumbag" hearing performance and pushing term limits as the cure for political rot. [Automatically generated summary]
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Kat.
Happy Friday.
Yeah, thank God it's Friday.
Woo!
I'd say, for a lot of people.
This has been such a great week, though.
I mean, when you look back, it's like, I mean, it was wonderful.
When you talk about the Olympics, when you talk about the state of the union, you talk about all of the positive things that are happening.
Hillary throwing a bit fit, yes, true.
Oh, yeah.
That's on the top of the list.
And not only that, here you've got Bill Clinton saying, oh, no, he wasn't involved in any of this.
I thought he played Tilly Winks on that island.
We went there and we, I just, I never saw anything.
I never had sex with that woman.
Remember that.
That's who you're talking to.
I never had sex with that woman.
Rapey.
Yeah, rapey Bill.
That's all I see whenever I see him is I never had sex with that woman.
You know, he's just such a creature.
Yeah, he was only banging her every day at the bar house.
In the Oval Office, no less.
I mean, he thought he was.
As always, just BJs.
Yeah, right.
Please.
I mean, even.
And then Monica Levinsky turned.
She was treated like that by him and the Democrat Party, and she grew up to be this crazy lib.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I mean, you know, they all talked to her and probably, you know, paid her a pretty penny too.
Got it, made sure that she was taken care of.
They certainly didn't want her running off telling everything.
So they had to, you know, coddle her a little bit.
And she was young enough at the time.
So it makes sense, right?
I mean, the guy was president of the United States.
She was his intern.
You want to talk about a power play?
Sure.
And then his handlers went after her to handle her.
So they've been handling her ever since.
Just like they've done all the way back from all the rape accusations and stuff for him.
They go out, they try to destroy them.
Hillary goes after him.
I've never met that guy.
Bullshit.
We know.
We all know.
Mr. Epstein.
That is what we name today's show with reason.
But the good news is Clinton said that Trump is innocent in an explosive Epstein testimony as Donald tears into Republicans for dragging Bill to grilling.
I mean, this was really, I guess, Nancy Mace and Comer and a bunch of them came out today and said that Hillary was unhinged and screaming and yelling in the hearing.
And then they got video of it and they're going to put it out soon.
So that's going to be fun.
Isn't that fantastic?
I mean, this woman is so unhinged to begin with.
I mean, she's been known to throw books at people and other items.
I mean, she's just angry to the core.
Even smells bad.
I mean, let's face it, it's just like on the inside and it's going out of her pores, right?
So you can only imagine.
I mean, she's on a black radio station.
Oh, guess what I carry in my pocket?
Hot sauce.
It's been my best.
It's to put on all that fried chicken.
God almighty.
They're just so condescending.
They're just obnoxious.
They really are.
They have no idea what they're even doing.
I still can't believe Joe to try to win back some of the black folk that he was losing.
Sitting down on the family and they were eating fried chicken.
I'm like, God.
And that's what they think.
I mean, God almighty.
It's really bad because most people can see through it.
You're from the South.
I'm from the South.
And so when I hear a fake Southern accent, I can pick it up right away.
I'm sure the littermates can too that are Southern.
And it drives my parents crazy.
It drives me crazy to the point to where whatever it is that I'm watching, if they're faking it and they have that really obnoxious, mixed Southern draw, I have to turn it off.
I can't listen to it.
I can't take them seriously and I can't concentrate on whatever it is they're trying to get out there.
It just doesn't work.
So it's the same kind of thing.
And it's so bad that you feel like, are they making fun of us?
I mean, is that what this is?
Are you actually making fun of us?
You're not, you know, doing anything but betraying us in this light, this view that you see us in.
What?
Eating fried chicken, carrying hot sauce?
I mean, really?
Come on.
Silly.
So I just posted this.
Looks like Joe Biden steps off the plane, you know, with stage four cancer for a year now.
Steps off the plane in South Carolina, takes a disabled woman's phone, and then just freezes up.
And a worker has to step in and just like looking at the phone freezes like Mitch McConnell did.
Oh, how weird.
If you want to watch it, yes, I do indeed.
Never a dull moment with Biden.
Not because he's exciting, but because you never know what he's going to do.
Oh, he's trying to take a selfie and he couldn't figure it out.
All right, let's see here.
Hi!
We appreciate you.
Hi!
Hi!
Welcome to South Carolina Biden.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
Look at the Biden.
You go ahead.
Go ahead.
I got my video.
You go ahead.
He's just staring at us still.
Do you want to get closer?
Oh, wow.
I didn't want to take a picture of it.
He tried to.
Well, I mean, it looked like he was trying to sign a signature on the phone, and then he tried to hand the phone back to somebody else that it didn't belong to.
I mean, if you really look at this video, this guy is just as lost as we've seen.
I mean, this is crazy.
This guy, I'm glad they got the auto-pin because he was never president.
They cheated to put him in.
He was installed.
I hope all the evidence comes out and they just remove him from the history books because he never was the real president.
Right.
And Jill, too.
And everybody in his campaign.
She was, she was, boys, was she up against him for four years.
And just as soon as the day he got kicked out of office, man, actually, the day that Kamala started running and he quit, you didn't see her around him no more.
No, she just dumped him.
She jetted.
Yeah.
And now she's stuck with him.
I mean, I think it was a lot of fun at the time, right?
For honestly lied about having stage four cancer.
I mean, he's doing better than anybody that has cancer that I've ever seen.
I mean, he's out and about and doing his thing.
I mean, we just lost Scott Adams.
Well, he did the same thing.
Yeah, so they announced the same time that Scott, and Scott said he'd never make it to the summer, which he did.
But he had, you know, stage four prostate cancer that metastasized to his bones, so he had bone cancer.
So, um, and then they announced it, and they've never mentioned it again, not anywhere in the fake news, not him.
No, they don't.
He was under investigation from doing a bunch of shit at the time.
They don't even bring it up at all.
And he, and then they did they at the time they said, What about you don't get yearly prostate exams?
He goes, I've never had one 80 years old.
Oh, never, and the uh, the fake president and a senator and all that with all them doctors they got, and you know, you didn't ever get a prostate exam or test it or yeah, give me a break.
God, it dude, it's lies.
Well, he's supposed to have a physical with his doctor, right?
The White House doctor.
They're supposed to go over everything to make sure he's in tippy-top shape.
Well, that was a big fat lie.
The whole thing was.
Clinton puts out a tweet today, Bill, and he says, as someone who grew up in a domestic violence household, right there, play the victim.
I would never have done anything if I knew what he was doing.
I never hung out with him.
You were the number one client who you think you're fooling.
He's not fooling anybody.
And then if I did, I would have turned them in to the police myself.
Well, this is exactly what you would expect from the Clintons.
The Clintons.
I mean, this is who they are.
This is who they've always been.
They think they're above the law.
So, I mean, you know, I don't recall.
Did you actually think you were going to get a straight answer from any of them?
They distance themselves, both of them.
They don't recall.
They have no idea.
They're oblivious.
I don't recollect that.
Mr. Epstein, never really met with him.
Don't really, couldn't even identify.
I mean, the whole thing, it's just typical Clinton behavior.
Because who can prove otherwise?
Right?
So we talked about that guy with the snowball yesterday that got arrested.
And then Alan, just as soon as he got to the jail, Alan Bragg, let him go.
Sure, do the case.
And that's what I every police officer, why don't they just leave?
You're not appreciated.
You're going to go out and get crooks.
They won't even defend against crooks that assault you.
Well, they won't leave because they have to put food on the table, but there are other options.
And I guarantee you, there's government.
There's police that are needed all over this country.
That's right.
That has a lot less living expenses, half, than in New York City.
Well, and there are a lot of people that we need to clean out of the FBI and other departments, so they should probably consider doing something like that because they would be fantastic at it and would be very appreciated for the work that they do.
I mean, you're looking at a complete area, especially under Ma'am Danny.
He made this his mission.
I mean, most people, a lot of people resigned from their post.
I mean, you've got the, speaking of police, when you talk about how terribly they've been treated, this is another example.
It happened in Philly.
Philly police officers file a federal class action lawsuit after being denied promotions for being white men.
Harmet Dylan is going to have a field day with this sucker.
I can guarantee it.
So you have five white male Philadelphia police officers.
They have filed a federal class action lawsuit against the city of Philadelphia, the Philadelphia Police Department, and several senior officials alleging that they were denied promotions due to their race and sex under the department's diversity, equity, and inclusion policies.
It hasn't gone away.
I mean, you still see it here in California.
They're very much still in force with all the stuff that they were trying to do with DEI and everything else in schools and otherwise.
Here's one of Hillary's statements that came out.
I did not dedicate my life to advocating for women and girls just so that I could be lectured by a bunch of pedophile protectors.
She's so ridiculously gross.
And everything that she says is just an absolute lie.
You can just take it with face value.
But apparently she lost it.
She just completely came unhinged.
And typical Hillary fashion, it was videotaped.
I cannot wait until they release it.
They've already said, yes, it's on the way.
She was upset about that.
She was upset about the photo that was taken of her yesterday that you had Lauren Boebert, who took the snap, sent it over to Benny Johnson, and they stopped the hearing altogether.
So Hillary Clinton is all fired up over this whole thing.
I bet she's just lovely to live with right now.
Twin Bill.
I'm telling you what, Bill has been living in his own prison with that woman.
I mean, it's true.
Can you imagine spending even a minute with her?
But yet, here's the thing.
Bush Limbaugh used to call her the most cheated-on woman in the world.
Oh, she's just so awful.
And she exudes it.
But regardless of all of that, you know what's so interesting?
If you were to take that example of Hillary Clinton and you look at how they promoted her, I mean, from the very conception of Bill Clinton and his presidential run, all the way up in Hollywood movies with young girls, you know, in young movies.
They tried to make her into, you know, this is who you want to aspire to be.
This is your role model.
Hillary Clinton is it.
She was in, she was mentioned in several movies, all of these different things.
Madam Secretary was another series, and it just kind of hinted to a Hillary Clinton situation.
She never won anything.
No.
She was given everything.
All of it.
I mean, let's rewind again.
She was, you know, when she cheated on, she stuck by Bill.
They went out into a beach with no music and was dancing together and all the liberal press around.
So, oh, look at that.
She forgives him.
Oh, my gosh.
And then they give her a Congress position up where it was supposed to be.
Remember when Jr. died?
Right.
FDR Jr. Died, and then she got, she ran unopposed up there, so she didn't have to win there.
And then after that, she lost to, and then she ended up losing to Obama.
And then they gave her Secretary of State to shut him up from crying, her and Bill.
Right.
She didn't deserve that.
And then she lost to Trump.
She never won anything.
She just loses.
They assign her positions, and then she loses.
Well, and she was actually, she was a senator, not a congresswoman, so you know, from 2001 to 2009.
And it was just handed right on a platter.
She didn't have to do anything for it, much like Murkowski.
Well, senators are in Congress, too, and so is the House.
She just wasn't in the House of Representatives.
She was in the Senate.
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Right, right.
It's still all in the Congress.
Yeah, but she was there and with, you know, and everybody knew exactly.
A lot of people thought, ooh, did she have something to do with, you know, little Junior's plane crash?
I mean, I wouldn't put nothing past these evil demons.
I don't either.
I mean, conspiracy theorists for the win.
You can look at their record all day long and you can see exactly that, you know, she's not quite the loveliest flower in the bunch.
I mean, everybody might have one person they know that committed suicide, but they know 137 people that they've noticed.
Right.
And they, I mean, and they killed themselves with a gunshot to the back of the head.
I mean, how is this even possible?
Like, it's wild.
Twice, two shots.
So who knows?
But I believe conspiracy theories a lot more than I believe the fake news media at this stage.
I'm sorry, but I do.
After the psyop that they've all done to us over the years, no way.
I don't put anything past them.
Nothing.
Somebody says there's an alien in your backyard.
You know what?
I would consider there's probably an alien in the backyard.
Okay, that's fine.
He's probably been there a long time.
I'm not going to bother him.
You know, I mean, that's about where it is.
The whole thing is just crazy.
The whole thing.
But she is really and was very unhappy.
She dodged these subpoenas.
How many times?
Just nuts.
She wasn't planning on coming.
No, she's above the law and she wants everybody to know it.
She and Bill act like they're dignitaries.
They are not on our level.
They never ever will be.
They are supposed to have everything that, you know, we, the normal working class people, do not.
And they started that with the whole thing with Monica Lewinsky.
I did not have sex with that woman.
I mean, really.
But this is their golden boy.
He has had the most trips to Epstein Island.
And of course, they're acting like they don't know what anybody's talking about.
And Madame Maxwell was at the wedding of Chelsea.
She was somebody's plus one.
Didn't really know her either.
I mean, you know, acquaintance, but that was about it.
Stinks to Iaven, just like her.
But I think it's funny.
You had Boebert, who really, I mean, she had a lot of people that were all upset with her because of the photo that was released.
And it says Democrats fume after Representative Lauren Bobert leaks deposition photo of Hillary Clinton, clown show.
No, U.S. ambassadors were harmed in the taking of today's photo.
So she just kind of said, you know, please.
Whereas when you think about U.S. Ambassador Christopher Stevens.
Why do they care about that when they're going to release the whole video, the whole deposition?
Well, here's the thing.
This is what she was reminding everybody of.
And it was the Stevens who was assassinated by Islamic terrorists who attacked the U.S. consulate in Benghazi on September 11th, 2012.
So her comment was meant to just shh fry them, yes, to fry them.
This was 11 years after the attacks on the World Trade Center.
So the fact that she said that was really brilliant.
And Hillary Clinton will never live down Benghazi.
I don't recall.
I don't recall.
I got a list video.
They better not tease.
They're putting it out and not put it out.
I don't know how they are.
Well, you know, we learned that with a whole bunch of people that said, hey, we know who all of the pedophiles are.
We're going to release the list.
Well, go ahead already.
Or stop talking about it.
Had a lot of people that jumped on that bandwagon.
But that whole Libyan nightmare was the result of a war that, of course, President Obama and Hillary Clinton started.
Let's not forget we have a president that's taking us out of wars, whereas you have Obama and Hillary Clinton who started them.
And everybody knows it, Benghazi.
Nothing happened to Hillary Clinton when she didn't provide help.
They didn't do anything.
You had, you know, four Americans that died in Benghazi.
And she didn't, she didn't seem to be affected one way or the other by it.
You can add that to the repertoire.
Nope.
Then you have a reporter who asked her.
This was kind of fun.
A reporter asked Hillary Clinton about photos of Bill Clinton with alleged Epstein sex trafficking victims.
Now, this was kind of an impromptu.
Now, you've got, you remember these photos, right, of the pool, Hillary Clinton.
I mean, sorry, Bill Clinton.
You have Madame Maxwell here, and then somebody else whose face has been redacted.
You can't see it, Slick Willie.
He's relaxing in a hot tub with an Epstein sex trafficking victim.
So a reporter asked Hillary Clinton to her face about the photos of her husband with these women and, you know, Hillary Clinton.
She says, I think the chronology of the connection that he had with Epstein ended several years before anything about Epstein's criminal activities came to life.
Oh, okay.
So kicking back at the Epstein island, right, with all of these girls around, you didn't notice anything a little, you know, a little off, a little strange?
No, because that was his playground.
He kept going back.
You don't just go back because you want to hang out in a hot tub.
You go back for something else.
You can have a hot tub anywhere.
Do they think we're this dumb?
Really?
This was his pal, right?
And he's just going to go and hang out at this hot tub, swim in this pool, go to this really creepy island with all of these young girls and say, oh, no, I didn't see anything odd or inappropriate.
I mean, we've seen the dentist chair.
We've seen the crazy paintings.
We've seen all of the different artwork that was on the wall.
We know how many girls were there at one point or another, and they expect us to believe anything that comes out of this clown's mouth.
Sorry, no.
Did you see that transgender freak?
That was a thread in on something.
He's raped a three-year-old kid.
Just sick as ever.
It is so sick.
He got a picture of Eric Swalwell with him.
Yep.
Isn't that wonderful?
I was glad that actually came out.
I just wanted to pivot over here to show you this picture of Bill Clinton with these two very young girls.
It was apparently shared with Megan Kelly, and it was during her show.
And I believe Tucker Carlson was there when it was shared.
It hasn't been seen before.
So now it's out.
But here you go.
It's the Bombay Club in D.C.
He was there with his wife and daughter.
Here's the photo of Bill.
You remember when Bill, when you had President Trump addressing the nation and the Trump girls, ladies came in and he was just trying so hard to focus right in front of him and Hillary caught him several times, giving him that evil glare?
That's what we're dealing with.
Guy's just a total perv.
Complete.
I mean, he's just about as bad, if not worse, than Bill Gates in some ways.
So let me get over to your page, Kat, so we can see this monster that you're talking about that raped a three-year-old.
It's way down the page, probably.
It's sick.
It is so sick.
Is there transgender the level glom onto him?
Although this guy looks like the sickest picture of a crazy serial killer that you see in a movie.
That is what nightmares are made of.
Yeah.
That is what nightmares are made of.
You rape a three-year-old kid, death penalty.
Yeah.
And you admit it, take them right out, hang them in the middle of the town square.
Representative Stacey Marie Lawton, Nashua, raped a three-year-old.
Seriously, a three-year-old kid is wearing a collar with a cross with a purple rope.
Are you kidding me?
And an LGBTQ XYZ LMNOP pen.
And I don't know what this other one is.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
LGBTQ plus elected official pen as well.
Raped a three-year-old.
That is one of the sickest things.
I cannot even imagine why he is walking around anywhere.
I mean, the worst of the worst should happen to people like this.
Oh, gosh.
So, here you go.
He admits it.
The horrific child sex charges involving kids.
Kids with an S as young as three years old.
He's facing.
He doesn't deserve to be breathing the air we breathe.
He's facing up to 30 years in federal prison.
30?
Yeah, that's it.
Can you believe that?
And it involving kids with plural.
Yeah, they'll take care of him in prison.
They don't like child molesters in there.
Oh, sickness.
It's just so gross.
Ask Jeffrey Dahmer.
They beat his ass to death.
Boy, this is really something.
What a sick world.
I don't know.
I mean, it's just, it's awful to see things like this.
And here's the picture of him with Spifart, who wants to run for governor of California.
Thinks he can make it, too.
In the woods, in a cabin somewhere, out in the styx.
Oh, no.
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Keep bringing those pictures.
We'll use them in campaigns.
We need as much dirt as we possibly can.
Wow.
Just incredible.
But we've got a lot of people up there, and especially in Congress.
I do hope that we find out who's on the slush fund.
I think that's a wonderful announcement.
I welcome it.
I don't care who's introducing it, but let's get the names and let's make sure that they're not able to do this stuff and get away with it.
They're using our taxpayer dollars to bail these fools out.
What in the world?
How is that even created?
How is that okay with anybody?
Oh, you have a problem.
You were in a situation and this person is going to file a lawsuit against you.
Okay, pay them off.
We've got some reserved taxpayer funds back here that we're just going to go ahead and write them a check.
How much is that going to be?
You wonder why it's corrupt?
It's because of stuff like this.
So I really do.
I hope that changes sometime soon.
I mean, it should have never come to be in the first place.
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So back to the creepy crawlers of the world.
Gosh.
I mean, there are so many.
It's hard to even begin, but it looks like we've got a storm of brewing overseas with Iran any day now.
I imagine if they're going to do it, it's probably going to be this weekend.
I think so.
I mean, everybody is saying all signs point to a war with Iran, and everything is being readied for war.
So you have the U.S. just handed Iran a document that is not a negotiation.
It's a capitulation order.
The Wall Street Journal obtained the American demands presented in Geneva today.
Destroy Ford, destroy Nantes, destroy Isfahan, hand over every gram of enriched uranium to the United States.
And it was a non-starter when they met yesterday.
So it just fell flat.
The negotiations.
So they closed the last door.
Anybody wants to know Iran's a paper tiger?
They always talk shit.
They suck war.
Well, oh, they're badass.
All right.
No, they're not.
Saddam Hussein whip their ass in like three days.
This is a bad situation for them to be in.
I can promise you that.
And anybody that's helping them, truly.
China, though, they've supplied some missiles to them.
There have been a few others that have stepped up to the plate in defense of Iran.
Russia's another.
So, but when all things are said and done, I wouldn't want to be on that side.
Ukraine is in terrible shape.
I mean, this is why you're not hearing about it.
They're in terrible shape.
And you also had with the Iran situation in the Middle East, Hezbollah and Taliban were bombed overnight.
Hezbollah in Lebanon and the Taliban in Afghanistan.
They were targets of the attack.
So you had two terrorist regimes that were bombed.
The skies over Lebanon are lit up.
That is so sad what has happened to Lebanon.
That used to be the French Riviera of the Mediterranean.
When you look back, I mean, and you look at the Iranian women, too.
Oh my gosh, just stunning until all of this happened.
Just see how it does it.
Oh, gosh.
So here they've got.
Used to they go in these places and stay 18 years and lose millions, billions of dollars and thousands of soldiers.
But so far, Trump's proved that in many conflicts that he bombs and gets the hell out of there.
Yes, he does.
So we'll just see how it goes down.
Just like in the nuclear facilities, no casualties, no escalation.
And just like going and getting the leader of Venezuela, no casualties.
Maduro.
Yep.
Yep.
Well, I mean.
Four-hour operation, one-hour operation.
It's going to be quick.
Yep, it's going to be quick.
And it's amazing that we've always had the firepower to do that, but nobody ever done it.
And then you get these long, I mean, we hadn't, he's talking about no business, Vietnam, Korea, and these long, drawn-out conflicts, man.
And I remember the Vietnamese, the soldiers, how many times did they say, man, we could win this war easy.
They just don't give us, they just don't, they don't care.
They don't give us the firepower.
Gosh.
Well, and here's the report on Ukraine while we're at it.
I was so happy President Trump did not mention this during the State of the Union.
I have to reiterate that because I am so tired of people talking about what they're going to do for other countries.
You know, Biden did that a lot because the autopin was talking.
But anyway.
All they talked about was Ukraine.
That's it.
That was it.
I mean, and then you had the house that was sitting there, you know, waving the Ukrainian flags.
That about made everybody gag.
I mean, it was the worst thing I've ever witnessed in my life.
It was appalling, actually.
I mean, you remember the house doing this mess.
I don't have to remind you.
This is real.
This happened.
So how are they doing now?
Okay.
Well, Foreign Affairs finally writes that Ukraine is losing the war.
Globalist magazine says that Kiev must give up on Donesk territory for Don-Tesk territory for peace in order to make this happen.
Look at this.
What a disaster.
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I mean, you are talking about a little tyrant.
They need to get rid of that fool Zelensky.
He's going to just, I mean, take him off a cliff.
God.
Talk about dictators.
Why don't they turn their focus to a man that will not allow elections that is forcing people on the front lines, regardless of their capabilities?
I mean, even disabled are on the front lines, wiped out generations of young men, kidnap people when they're on the street to put them in this war that they know they're not going to win.
Multiple chances to sign a peace deal.
Multiple.
refused every single one.
I'm sorry but at some point you know you put something like that that allows something like this to happen in the same category as Fauci.
At least I do.
This is genocide.
Oh, sure.
Oh, yes.
As quickly as he could.
And no one brings him up anymore.
That's a wild thing.
I mean, this news cycle, they are very dependent on switching gears.
Look, squirrel, all of the things that you think are important one day, or actually in an hour, are gone the next, never to be seen, you know, from again.
Like the Guthrie story.
Did we ever find mom?
I mean, I don't know.
Is she in Mexico?
Does anybody know?
I have absolutely no idea.
No, she's okay, but I've less than a 1% chance she's not gone.
I'll say, I mean, I don't think she is.
Yeah.
I don't.
I mean, she had to have certain medications to even live.
Exactly.
Heart medication and stuff.
And she's just.
That is so horrible and so terribly sad.
Yep.
And there's something weird about it, too.
Something's off.
Very.
I mean, the local sheriff didn't want the FBI to help.
Why wouldn't you want as much help as possible for the family?
So let me see.
Well, we just want three cops on it.
We don't want 300.
Something's weird about that.
I'd say.
It's just strange.
Well, you know, it never makes any sense, especially when you've got the media doing the talking of the whole thing and it's so controlled.
Like, they're not letting anything out on it.
It just disappeared.
I mean, it was on People Magazine and everything else.
It was on the front cover of everything and then poof, gone.
Not a single word.
That's why I was wondering.
Somebody knows something that I don't know.
But you know what?
Here you've got the Democrats, all right, with all of this stuff going on, especially with Hillary Clinton.
All right, they're trying to pivot.
And again, this is me pivoting into why we have got to make sure that we get this filibuster, this talking filibuster done.
It has to happen because now you've got the Democrats just openly saying what they're going to do if they are able to regain the House.
We want the first lady who we know had a relationship as well with Jeffrey Epstein to come in under oath, all because the Clintons had to testify, not because she is mentioned in the files or is suspected of any wrongdoing, but the Democrats are saying right up front, this is Representative Robert Garcia, that he's going to drag the Trump family and many others up there to testify,
even though there is no indication that they had anything to do with anything.
They're saying that the Republicans have set a precedent and the precedent is that they can do it as well.
And so they're going to spend all of our time, money, energy, and everything else trying to get Trump.
But we knew this already.
Oh, God.
Well, so the same thing they've been doing.
Right.
We knew this already.
This is why it is so important to make sure that you are calling Fun.
Again, telephone number 202-224-2321.
I play that in my head while I sleep now because I'm calling so often.
But call him.
Let them know that you want the talking filibuster.
If we all bound together and we start doing that, we're going to see something.
Something, hopefully.
This is embarrassing, Kat.
They're sitting there asking McConnell questions.
He's in a wheelchair with his hands, you know, to clap together and then all of a sudden spread apart.
This guy, they asked him, they said, why is he, they asked, why is he blocking the Save Act?
And if reports are true that his staffers are running his Senate office, Mitch doesn't appear to be aware of the questions being asked as he's wheeled away into an elevator.
How is this allowed to happen in the USA?
This one is by Publius.
So this is O Crazio Cornpop is the account.
I love the account name.
But here he is.
I mean, see for yourself.
For McConnell, can you give us some information on why you blocked the Save Act or any information on your thoughts on what rep Tim Burchett said about staffers running your office?
Any comments, sir?
God.
Diane Feinstein 2.0.
I can't, I don't know where I'm at.
I can't walk.
I can't talk, but I'm going to my last breath.
Even if it has to be an oxygen tank, I'm going to get Trump before I die.
Disgusting scumbag.
Absolutely the worst of the worst, McConnell.
But he doesn't even know where he is either.
You've got a Biden situation.
You've got a Feinstein situation.
How many are we going to go through with this retirement home up there in the Capitol?
So that they can continue, so that the lobbyists and everybody else can continue to do whatever it is that they want.
We didn't elect them.
They are standing in the way.
But this is the good news.
The House Freedom Caucus is now running a TV ad ripping the Senate GOPs in action on passing the Save America Act.
You're going to hear that it needs 60 votes to pass there.
That's not true.
It goes on to say, Senate rules allow bringing the Save America Act to the floor at any time.
If 51 Republicans show Democrats would have to filibuster standing and talking hour after hour to block it, as long as Republicans show a backbone instead of giving in to them.
Now, you have Thune over there that's saying, oh, no, but we can't have this when we've got a partial government shutdown.
What, you can't chew gum and walk at the same time?
Hello.
But they put together this ad and they're really trying to hammer it home.
I hope you all are doing it too.
I hope you're calling because we need you to.
It's so important.
I mean, between that and term limits, my gosh, what else do we need to fix this place?
Term limits would fix everything.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it would help.
It would definitely help.
Why wouldn't you retire when you get your wheeled in?
You could see the blanks there.
He'd have no idea anybody's even talking to them.
Just like Biden.
I mean, see, they wanted to keep him up on the stage for as long as possible, even when he was having glitch moments, right?
They were like, oh, no, he's fine.
He's great.
He's in good shape.
Talk to him this morning.
Everything's wonderful on the up and up.
Same bull as they did with Biden.
Yeah, he's sharp as attack.
Oh, please.
Cindy Clower, 5987, says cognitive test.
Wait, I just lost her.
Would get AOC out.
That's really kind of true, isn't it?
Oh, my gosh, if we were to start doing that.
But President Trump is just doing what we've hired him to do.
I mean, he's just going full steam ahead.
But when they asked this Michigan Secretary of State, Jocelyn Benson, Democrat, she repeatedly dodged a question from a reporter asking if non-citizens have been removed from the state's voter role.
And Libs of TikTok goes on to say this is why we need voter ID.
To me, this woman looks exactly like that shocked emoji face.
I mean, this is the face.
I was like, oh my gosh, I've seen this face before.
And it's the emoji.
I swear to you, I had this moment this morning when I saw this.
I was laughing so hard.
But the resemblance is uncanny.
Watch how she responds.
Can you assure Michigan Anders that there are no longer any non-citizen voters on the voter roll?
We've actually done a lot, frankly, more than any other state, to ensure we're driving down the organizing security of our voter rolls.
And you can go to our website and see everything we've done to ensure the accuracy of our votes.
And to talk to them about that as well.
So are there any other non-citizen voters on the voter roll?
Certainly a priority to make sure that we're consistently working to ensure the accuracy of our votes.
and I'm glad we've been recognized as one of the top 10 states in the country for New England.
Can you assure Michiganders that- Uh-huh.
Yes, please.
They'll never answer your question, Willie.
No.
They'll never answer it.
Nope.
They just won't.
Did you see them three black women that got arrested for cheating in the elections?
Oh, yeah.
It was in Alabama somewhere.
That was something.
But we've known this for quite some time.
Yeah, the thing that never happens happened again.
Yeah.
Stolen elections.
Right.
We're not supposed to believe anything that we see with our own two eyes.
You understand that, right?
And then they're trying to control people with mind think and groupthink.
And unfortunately, they're successful with the Democrats because they would just follow them right off of a cliff if they had to.
It's crazy stuff.
There was also Christy Noam.
She revealed that the deep state DHS staffer installed spyware on her phone and laptop to spy on her.
Yeah.
I mean, really?
So this happened on Thursday.
She said that this is what they did to her phone.
She said that she found a whole room that was a secret skiff that had files that nobody knew existed.
They're finding them all over the place.
You remember when they got into the FBI and they started finding all of these things in burn bags and everything else?
Well, bags.
Yeah.
So Noam made the revelations.
This was during the PBD podcast.
And it was that Elon Musk and his team were extremely helpful to me.
They helped me identify that some of my own employees in my department had downloaded software on my phone and my laptop to spy on me to record our meetings.
They had done that to several of the politicals.
That's crazy.
Okay, all right, knowing that we've been in this war with the Democrats, why would you keep anybody?
I'm serious.
Not even the mailman.
He's got to go too.
Everybody's got to go, man.
I'm serious.
Everybody's got to go.
The whole group of them.
Don't miss this opportunity.
Clean house.
Don't get to know them first.
I mean, you know, treat them like anybody else at like a new hire.
You don't keep people up in there when you've experienced the war, a war on this level against your person and your party.
Come on.
And your president and your constituents.
You don't keep anybody on, not even the mailroom gal or guy.
Sorry.
It doesn't work that way.
So she said, wow, this shows her how dangerous the deep state really is.
Oh, you think?
I'm sorry, but it should be pretty apparent now that there have been three assassination attempts on President Trump.
Charlie Kirk, bless his heart.
There's not a day I don't think about what happened to him and everybody else that has been attacked.
You cannot play with these people.
You went out for about 30 seconds, so I don't know what you've been saying.
I was talking about how even the mailroom gal or guy needs to be taken.
You know, their position needs to be cleared.
Everybody needs to go.
I'm sure some of those police officers in New York with this whole ma'am Danny situation would be more than happy to step up.
Give other people an opportunity and get rid of the deep state.
It's just embedded in there with bureaucrats and lobbyists.
I mean, that's the filth.
I mean, when you have a situation like what happened in Minneapolis, you can't ignore it.
Okay, Minnesota fraud investigation.
Only six of 500 autism centers applied for license.
They drew up articles and impeachment on Tampon Tim.
Yes, they did.
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I saw you put something like, and it was on a tampon.
Did they write it on a tampon?
Oh, my gosh.
God, he's never going to live that name down.
He'll probably be on his gravestone one day.
Here's why I was tampon Tim.
Well, that's it.
That's what everybody knows him as now.
I mean, you don't really remember who the losing candidate for vice president was, but you will in his case because he stamp on Tim.
I mean, you will remember him for that.
You named it perfectly, Kat.
There's nobody that could even hold a candle to that name.
That goes down in my book as one of your best.
Just saying.
I don't think of him as anybody but Jampon Tim now.
And I'm sure a lot of people.
And he looks rough lately.
He's like lost like 50 pounds, not like the healthy way, but just looks like he's just stressed out.
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Well, the war is heating up.
And one of the things that you can always tell is when you have the U.S. Ambassador to Israel, Mike Huckabee, who is urging embassy staff to leave today.
I mean, Iran or to leave?
Yes, to go ahead and embassy.
In Jerusalem.
Oh, leaving today.
Yes, to get out.
Yep, they certainly are.
And you can understand why.
I mean, the thing is, I expect it sooner rather than later.
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So 79 cents, it implies, you know, what the outcome is going to be, 79% chance to that outcome.
So it's kind of a nice little indicator because people actually put their money where their mouth is instead of just, oh, there was this made-up poll that nobody that you've ever heard of have ever, you know, they got this information.
Yeah, they're all these.
Hillary Clinton's going to win.
There's so many pollsters now.
There's so many thousands of them.
They can just, I mean, you know, probably 80% of them just don't even pull anybody.
They should make it up.
And they're probably on the payroll, the Democrats or whoever.
Right.
It's crazy.
Well, I mean, you saw what happened.
I remember I used to have, I would have conversations with people and almost knocked down drag out arguments because they were like convinced Hillary Clinton was going to win.
This was back in 2016.
I'm like, no, she's not going to win.
There's no way she is going to win.
There is something that has happened here.
And I will never forget people that used to want to see me to recite their latest, you know, take from Rachel Mad Cow, and they memorized everything that she said.
They followed her again off of a cliff.
I've never heard people just memorize what somebody said to such a T.
Well, all of a sudden, they avoided me from that point on.
They didn't even want to talk to me or have that conversation.
And that's when, alas, you had the steel dossier that was born, which is now what the Democrats have with this whole Epstein situation.
The more that comes up, the more people that are resigning from posts.
And there are a lot of lefties there.
It's all lefties so far, except maybe a few.
Yes.
There's a lot Bill Gates suddenly disappeared.
Bill syphilis, clapgates.
You know, he didn't go to that thing in India.
He was supposed to give a speech there.
They should be booed and shunned everywhere they go.
I don't know how you, just everything that's maggots done.
Yep.
But he's the creepiest.
I mean, this guy wants to block the sun.
That's how much he thinks of himself.
Think about that.
Oh, gosh.
I know.
I mean, really.
Yeah, stop screwing with Mother Nature, you idiots.
Please.
Stop screwing with Mother Nature.
Stop screwing with the skies.
Stop mixing diseases up and cooking up diseases in labs.
Stop testing on animals.
Stop testing on animals.
Oh, my gosh.
That is still going on.
That is still doing it.
Yes, they are.
And it's all just to make it drug.
They don't ever cure anything.
None of them do.
No.
No.
They ain't cured one thing.
Not one pill's cured one thing.
The only disease or a thing they've ever cured in their lives is ED.
God.
And that was an accident.
That was an accident, too.
They were testing a blood pressure pill.
Yeah.
And they're like, doctor, how's your blood pressure?
It's 180 over 120, but look down there.
I'll have some more, please.
Yes, exactly.
How's your blood pressure grain?
I drink four times last night with a wife.
It hasn't been in years.
That blood pressure pill really works.
Oh my gosh.
This is the craziest thing ever.
Oh, this is how we got our X rating on X, by the way.
We went down one of these rabbit holes and we never got out.
That's how we got our X rating on Do Live.
Damn.
Like we're a porn show or something.
You would think, you know, here we talk about politics and it's like a big no-no.
I guess we could, you know, have something about porn on.
Nobody would say anything.
Well, look at take Facebook for an example.
That's the perfect spot to start with all that nonsense because you had pedophiles that were creeping on children over there and they didn't say a word about it.
But my goodness, if you express support for President Trump, oh, we're going to pull that account, flag them, watch them.
You know, when you have an opportunity, delete them.
This is what happened.
We got three minutes.
You're going to be on your show tomorrow.
Oh, yes, I am.
I hope you guys can join me, guys and gals.
Political rendezvous.
We are going to just light it up.
We've got so many things that are happening.
It's hard to keep up, but we try to focus on one.
And so what we're going to focus on tomorrow is Crusade Against Corruption.
I'm loving the fact that we have got President Trump that has, you know, tapped JD Vance.
You know, it's kind of like the apprentice, right?
President Trump is going to give JD Vance his moment to shine in the spotlight.
That's how I'm kind of reading between the lines.
And he is going to do a spectacular job.
So we're going to talk about all of that.
And then, of course, we have our question of the day, which has become somewhat pretty popular to where I can only do a handful at a time because it was turning into a full-blown segment, which was really funny because there were so many people with opinions that I had to read on the show.
So I'm just taking a couple from each platform.
But the question is for this week, have President Trump's immigration policies made your community safer?
I have posted it on my page over there, Jules Jones Live.
That is on X, but it's also on all of the other different platforms on YouTube.
And like I said, I just take YouTube, Truth, Getter, X, and just take a couple, start at the front, start at the back, start in the middle, wherever I feel like, and try to call out somebody that I don't recognize each time.
So let me know what you think.
Have President Trump's immigration policies made your community safer?
And please tell me where you're from.
That matters if you're a blue state or red state.
So that's your homework.
All right, Mr. Kat, anything good going on this weekend?
You got some cooking happening.
No, I'm just chilling.
You are?
You're not cooking?
Are you happy?
I'm cooking some.
Yeah, I got some.
I got some grouper and snapper and some big hunk of tuna yesterday.
Tell everybody what you had for breakfast.
Right off the boat.
Yes, tell them what you had for breakfast.
Oh, I seared some tuna that was raw in the middle of all people don't like that.
Then I used my $25 little bottle of soy sauce.
Oh my gosh, it sounds delicious.
I like that.
You've got me in the mood.
I said, I got this really expensive soy sauce, and they actually age it like wine in oak barrels for four years.
And you thought I was joking.
He goes, what's the name of it?
I said, I don't know.
Let me send it to you.
It's in Japanese.
I still don't know the name of it.
It's in Japanese.
And you know what my response was?
Oh, thank you so much for that.
It'll look great in my cabinet because everybody knows I don't cook.
I'm not a cook.
Kat's the cook.
He is the gourmet over there.
So anyway, we're completely opposite in case you didn't know.
Not only do we live in totally different places in the world, but we're just opposite in nature, except for when it comes to our politics in our country, that we can completely agree on.
So anyway, that's it for today.
I hope you'll join me tomorrow at 3 p.m. Eastern Time.