Jewels Jones & Catturd dissect Hillary Clinton’s shaky Epstein testimony, mocking her "urine-and-cabbage" demeanor while blaming her mental decline for Biden’s 2024 pick. They rage over WEF elites dodging Epstein ties, Senate gridlock on the Save America Act (despite bipartisan support), and FBI overreach—Kash Patel firing 10 agents after phone-record seizures. Trump’s State of the Union sparks derision, while a Chinese spy pilot arrest and Cuban boat attack fuel conspiracy theories. Amidst pet-heating blankets and supplement ads, they demand nuking the filibuster to fix elections, calling Republicans like Graham hypocrites and Greene opportunists. The episode frames elite corruption as systemic, with no accountability—just "slush funds" for abuse victims and DOJ bias against Trump allies. [Automatically generated summary]
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it?
Oh, good.
What's happening?
Oh, gosh.
I mean, you know, Hillary Clinton's up there, and she's already trying to stop the proceedings, apparently.
Because I took a picture of the old hag.
Isn't that fun?
I don't know.
Do y'all ever cut apples, make faces like apple faces in school when we was little?
You'd make a face and then you just let it sit and shrinkle up like an old lady.
That's what she looks like.
An apple face.
Oh, gosh.
You know what?
But she doesn't smell as nice as an apple would.
Yeah, she smells like what?
Urine and cabbage.
Bull cabbage.
And farts.
Yes.
Couldn't happen to a nicer person.
Oh, my gosh.
How awful is that?
Seriously bad.
And then she says, she was Colonel Clink up there.
I know nothing.
I see nothing.
Oh, well, she was so upset because apparently this picture was leaked by Lauren Bobert and she leaked it over to the Benny Show.
And here he reports on it immediately.
The first image of Hillary Clinton testifying under oath about Jeffrey Epstein to the Republican Oversight Committee.
This is the first time Hillary has had to answer real questions about Epstein.
Hillary does not look happy.
And he credited, of course, Representative Lauren Boebert.
Well, with that, they got into a tizzy over the whole thing and just stopped the testimony.
Apparently, it's right back on, no biggie.
But yeah, they had a big to-do over the whole thing.
So that's kind of fun.
Always a moment where you have Hillary always trying to get out of testifying or being anywhere in a position where she doesn't want to be.
So she completely melted down when she saw this online.
And yeah, they stopped and then had to start again.
Shouldn't surprise you.
Any excuse.
Yeah.
I mean, how did they even find that out?
They're up there testifying.
Somebody come whisper in here, they got your picture over on the beach.
Oh, they're watching social media.
You know they are.
Her PR firms and everybody that is going to try to spend this.
Oh, they're studying everything that everyone is saying about Hillary Clinton, even though it's not live.
They had to whisper it to her and it made her mad.
I mean, who did it?
Well, somebody had to come up and say, hey, there's a picture of you in the Benny show.
And hey, can I borrow some of that hot sauce in your life?
Well, probably somebody that is working for the law firm or someone, one of her aides, somebody that helps her out.
Somebody is watching because, remember, they're going to have to have a narrative after this testimony.
They are going to have to spin it one way or the other.
So they are watching right now what people are saying about it, about it being behind closed doors.
Remember, they were the ones that said, hey, we want this to be open.
We want to be able to testify out in the open.
We have nothing to hide.
All of this rigmarole because they wanted to make it look like they were just being as transparent as possible.
So then it was decided after they wouldn't come to the table to even testify.
I mean, we had subpoenas.
They were trying to dodge and deflect every way that they could.
And they were just using this.
Oh, we want to testify publicly.
But there are so many names.
I think this is the reason why they had to keep it behind closed doors.
Anyway, I would have loved to have seen it live.
I would have loved to have watched her.
And she was saying, I want it live.
They always say that, and they never actually do it.
Well, because she knew that it couldn't be, right?
With the victims, with the names, with the ages, with the things that they are going to be discussing.
I mean, that's why.
Remember that time she passed out at the September 11th, Memorial, and they threw her in the back of the van like a potato sack and rushed her off, and then she didn't show for two days.
And then a fake Hillary came out and waved at everybody?
Was it?
Didn't look nothing like it.
Remember that?
That was so crazy.
And the legs on her, I mean, the ankles, you can tell.
Sounds as bad as Tall Biden.
One day, you know, Biden's like 5'11 or whatever.
And all of a sudden, there's a 6'5 Biden out there waving on them.
Oh, my gosh.
It's just, you know, they're up to all of it.
It's like they try everything that they can to try to fool the public, but people can spot it right away.
And now it's out, too, that Hillary Clinton has been, they were very worried about her running against President Trump anyway, because of her condition.
She's not well at all.
And she has all kinds of problems, especially mentally.
You've seen how she lashes out at people.
Well, here she is.
Now all of that's out, that they were concerned about her being a candidate anyway.
And so they gave us Biden instead.
Wasn't that nice of them?
Then they decided to work with whoever it was, no matter how ill, no matter how bad off they are.
Yep, just they're sending their worst so that the autopin can take it from there.
Ridiculous.
But yes, so she's there today because otherwise it would have been jail.
I don't know.
I've never, in my mind, can even picture Hillary Clinton or Bill Clinton in jail for anything at this point.
It's so ridiculous.
It's crazy.
And he's a, I mean, we had Anita on the show describing the whole rape in her book.
Yes.
It was horrible.
It was absolutely horrible.
And she said, my mouth was open while she was explaining everything.
She described that day and how they met and how he came into the room.
Yep.
Well, I mean, here's the thing.
She said that Bill, of course, was horrible, but that Hillary was even worse.
So think about that.
The way Hillary treated her, the way Hillary handled the whole thing.
She said, my gosh, this is the worst thing ever.
Both of them, just yuck.
They're just as yuck as they act and look.
I mean, this is what you're dealing with.
I think he was governor of Arkansas at the time.
Yes, he was.
Yep.
Boy, she's gone through a lot.
A lot of them have.
I mean, think about the victims of all of this.
I mean, it just continues.
We're never going to reach the bottom ever of all of the people that have been involved in this whole mess.
There are so many names.
In fact, another one resigned today just because he's creepy as ever as well from the WEF.
It shouldn't surprise you.
It's the same players.
We got the story every time they have the World Economic Forum that they fly in 3,000 hookers, right?
Right.
And it's true.
They fly all these people flying in planes on the private jets and talking about that you better ride a bicycle and live in a tent.
And they're up there with five hookers swinging from the chandeliers in the presidential suite of the Waldorfer story.
Unreal.
I mean, this is finally getting the spotlight that it deserves.
I'm so glad.
But you know what?
Really?
Stepping down.
What's the point of stepping down?
They should be stepping into jail is where they should be stepping, not stepping down.
I mean, give me a break.
So, this is the president and CEO of the World Economic Forum board.
Who's going to be the witnesses, though, to put them in jail?
The girls won't even name the names.
They come out there and complain on camera.
They won't even name the damn names.
How are they going to be a witness if they won't even name names?
Well, Kat, how are they going to continue to get a lot of the money that has already been sent their way?
I mean, I'm sorry, but at this point, you need to start singing.
You need to start telling the story.
You need to start naming who these people are so that hopefully they won't hurt.
You know that you will name the names.
And then, and then, if I mean, with an eyewitness, then they can arrest everybody.
But with you, got no cooperating witnesses, and it happened 20 years ago.
It's going to be tough for convictions.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I mean, you have to have proof.
You can't just say, hey, he done Jeffrey Epstein files, and we're going to go put him in jail and charge him with rape.
I mean, that ain't how it works.
There got to be evidence.
And the one chance they got to arrest all these demons is them girls, but they won't say nothing.
Well, I mean, while everybody is still alive, right, to testify.
But here's the thing.
So what?
They got money.
Just do you think they're going to sue you back for your money after you put them in jail?
They're not.
Just say it.
Well, and it's not only that.
They're still hurting people.
These creepos don't stop.
They do not stop.
Once they start all of that, that's who they are.
I mean, so stop from somebody else getting hurt the way you were.
You would think that that would be paramount to them to make sure that it never happened to anybody else.
I mean, the abuse and what they've had to go through, you would think that that would be their top concern is ensuring that this didn't happen to anybody ever again because it did not stop.
Let's face it.
It doesn't stop just because Epstein is somewhere.
That dude looks like a creeper to me.
Doesn't he, though?
So you've got, he's resigned from the forum after they have launched an independent investigation into his relationship with Epstein.
You notice all white guys too?
Oh, yeah.
It's all white, old rich guys.
All the brothers went over to Diddy's.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it was like a segregation situation.
It was segregated.
I mean, you know.
Oh, God.
Yeah, they have segregation in these things.
All the brothers went to Diddy and all the rich, white-old billionaires went to the island.
Gosh, it's so bad.
The whole thing is so bad.
Well, there was another one that was named today.
You have the investigation.
We've talked about the Rothschilds before, but Rothschild Group CEO Ariane D. Rothschild's Epstein Ties has raised eyebrows.
I'm hoping there's going to be an arrest there, but Rothschild's group CEO, Arian D. Rothschild, under investigation for Epstein Connection.
Here we go.
Under investigation means nothing to me anymore until I get a conviction.
Yeah.
I'm sick of the word.
Especially House oversight.
Yes.
I mean, it's just one big giant yelling scream and nothing happens.
I know.
It's so silly.
It's just, I mean, well, this is the whole thing with the Save America Act, too.
I mean, we have got to get this thing passed.
The Republicans, they can't get 50 votes after the people said they vote on it.
They're not doing it now.
Nope.
Even though this is the number one thing.
95% of the Republican Party wants it, and they will not pass it.
This is so, this is so obvious.
Yes, they are.
I mean, here you've got at Man Hatva who says, ask yourself one question.
Why would the majority leader not try everything in his power to pass a 95%?
If he was a leader, he'd already have them do it.
Of course.
Of course, all them people are like, McConnell's quitting it.
He don't care.
Lisa Murkowski's got four more years before she, she don't care.
Tillis is quitting.
He don't give a damn.
The guy that voted in Louisiana to impeach Trump, Cassidy.
Yes, Cassidy.
Yeah, he don't give a damn.
He's going to get beaten his primary by 100 points.
So they don't care, man.
It's all about getting Trump.
Well, you know, here's the thing.
We've got to really put the pressure on.
That's all we can do.
And just nuke the filibuster.
Nuke it.
I'm tired of playing around here.
I mean, he needs to make this his number one priority.
And he was sitting here talking.
We're not asking you to nuke the filibuster to do something crazy like Obamacare and shove that down everybody's throat.
We're asking you to nuke the filibuster for this one thing so our elections will be fair.
That's it.
You would think, you would think this is.
Even 78% of liberals want it.
I know.
Because they're not getting their top picks either.
See?
And they're very aware of it.
They got Kamala Harris for crying out loud.
No one could even vote for her.
I mean, all of a sudden, one minute it's Biden, and then they're like, oh, we're just going to go ahead and pull up her.
And you guys don't need to worry about it.
We've got this covered.
And they got word salad, Kamala.
Willie Brown's leftovers.
Great.
I mean, imagine how you would feel.
Let that sink in if they did that with us, which, you know, with the way the elites think, they very well could foresee that in, you know, some near future, that we lose everything.
Because if they're willing to give up our votes this easily and not fight for them, I mean, he listed every single excuse that he could come up with.
They're even having a puppy parade today, all right?
Instead of getting work done.
I know.
It's just.
I'm sorry.
It's just, it's so frustrating.
And go to work.
Work five days a week and have one vacation a year, just like everybody else, not 150 days off a year.
Yes.
Get to work.
Why don't we pay you guys?
We should be paying you half salary.
If your salary is $200,000, it should be $100,000 because you only work half the time.
I mean, a puppy parade, really?
I mean, here we're having, this is right on the heels of the state of the United States.
Totally out of touch.
Completely.
And Jenny M., she put this one together at Patriot 17.
She says, she has the screw you, America, screw the Save Act.
I've got a dog parade to run.
And there they are, parading doggies.
I love doggies like the next person.
I mean, gosh, I have three in a tiny little apartment.
Love animals.
Great.
But not while I'm working.
Not when I'm trying to do my job.
New Senators' Frustration00:13:34
Especially with this.
I know it.
This is, this is bad.
This is a bad look for the Republican Party, too, because this is all anybody can talk about.
We're not letting it go.
So, again, you can give Senate Majority Leader Thun a call, 202-224-2321, because it's really important that we continue to put the pressure on this clown.
I mean, this is ridiculous.
He should just go ahead and step down if he can't get it done.
He's saying there's something.
They don't know how to negotiate.
There's something.
Y'all don't need to do backward deals.
Go give them something for their community.
Okay, let me ask you this.
They want a bridge built in their town.
They want a running trail.
Go figure it out and be a leader and figure out how to negotiate and get them to vote yes.
Well, that's it.
What's your price, Thune?
I'm sure the American people would pull together and go ahead and pay you off to get it done.
What's your price?
What is it?
A million, two million, $10 million, $20 million?
What is it going to take for us to pay you off to do your job?
Because obviously you're getting paid by somebody.
All of these politicians have got these lobbyists that are putting it in their pocket.
So what is it going to cost us?
What is the price to get this done for the American people so that we can make sure that our elections are secure?
What's your price, jerk?
I'm tired of that.
And all them people, they still have, they're senators of states and the states need stuff in the budget.
And when they do the budget, y'all are, you know, y'all in the House and the Senate right now.
And, you know, how much pork's in it?
There's something they want.
Give it to them and get the vote done.
Yeah, I want to know what the price is.
I'd rather go to that than Somali Learing Centers.
This is sick.
It's just so frustrating.
And that's how we got Somali leering sinner is because of this kind of fraud.
Because they've been ringing.
Why does Trump vote for Lindsey Graham?
Why does he always vote for Lindsey Graham?
I'll tell you why.
This isn't easy.
We always have a slim majority, and he votes with Trump 100% of the time.
And he wins his election.
Yep.
He don't believe everything they believe.
I mean, you know how much I love Lindsey Graham and stuff.
I can't stand him.
But when people say, I don't understand why he's going against Massey and he's doing this, and this guy's Mr. Principles, and this guy's a war pig, it's easy.
He's trying to get an agenda through of a million things.
One votes with him every time.
One votes against him every time.
This isn't hard.
No.
This is not hard.
Yes.
I mean, you may not like it.
I hate Lindsey Graham, but he does vote with Trump every single time.
He's never a holdout.
You never have to worry about him like you do with all these other five or six skunks we got up there.
Oh, gosh.
This is just so disheartening.
And he knows that every single time he steps up to the mic, just know that's because of the pressure that you all are putting on him by calling him every single day.
That's why.
That's why he has to address it, is because everybody knows that those phones are ringing off the hook.
That 20224-2321, they may try to change it after this because I'm not going to stop calling.
I'm calling two, three times a day.
It's ridiculous.
I've had it with them.
I really have.
I mean, when you have got 95% of your party saying, okay, let's go.
And then you've got the liberals, you've got independents saying, all right, so when are you going to clean up our elections?
Because we would like to be able to, I mean, they have to show ID in order to vote for crying out loud.
You don't think the American people should show their ID?
Well, there's only one reason.
If you can't get this done, then you're in for the steal.
You're all in for the steal.
That's how I see you.
And that's how I see every single one of the holdouts.
And if you aren't able to get everybody to connect on this issue, then you're too weak to leave.
So get out.
Get out.
If you can't get the job done, we'll get somebody else to do it.
But this is what the constituents want.
This is what America wants.
And you can't ignore it.
And this is why he does these little puff Puff pieces where he comes out and he's like, man, we're trying really hard.
No, you're not.
You'd get it done.
We wouldn't hear about it.
We would hear about it after you got it done.
Ridiculous.
So the whole thing with the Epstein files, I mean, the really good thing is that we may be able to find out who some of the perves are up there in Washington because apparently, Swamp Pandic incoming, you have Representative Nancy Mace who has moved to force a House vote to release the shocking sexual misconduct and harassment reports involving members of Congress and their staff.
Yep.
They've been screaming this crap, the same three, four people for two years.
Ain't never going to happen.
Well, I'm glad it's here in the spotlight on the heels of the testimony from Hillary Clinton and Bill.
Nancy Mace running for governor, so she's quitting to running for governor, and she's out in front of the spotlight trying to be a big mouth and she doesn't give a damn.
It's all about she's running for governor and she's trying to get herself in front of the camera.
I know that Anna Paulina Luna is on board.
She's getting some people on board, so that's a good thing.
I mean, it's nice to see.
I don't want those slime balls using our taxpayer dollars to pay off victims that they have abused.
Sorry, not my cup of tea.
Larlie, what did they do?
Yeah.
They've been able to get away with this forever.
They've got a full-blown slush fund up there where when somebody complains, they're like, oops, Rainy Day Ho Fund.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what it is.
We have a problem.
Let's go ahead and dig into the coffers and pay this person off because, oopsie, you know, I kind of did what I always do.
I mean, this is how sleazy these guys and gals are.
And it's not just the men.
It's not.
Yep.
Gross.
Gosh, what a bunch of characters, huh?
Can't imagine anything worse than what we have up there.
And I mean on the Republican side, too, because I'm just completely disgusted with them.
If they can't get this one thing done, here we are right before midterms, after we had a stolen election and after the whole Somali fraud, and they've been importing people into these areas and putting them in there to vote.
That's why you ended up with the mess that we have.
I'm going to blame you, Republicans, for allowing it to happen.
Oh, man, they make me so mad.
They're up there and they screw the American people and they do everything for their lobbyists and donors.
And then they're out sexually harassing everybody.
And then they're stealing money blind, insider trading.
I mean, it's pathetic.
And then they're blacks.
And then, like Marjorie Trader Quitter, she's out there going against Trump now after she sit up there and made $28 million in five years.
Oh, yes.
That's earlier in there.
Yep.
This is why they have the complex if they have.
It's because not only do they do it and get away with it, but then they get rewarded for it.
Just go up there, pretend like you're for the people and get rich.
The two doesn't mix.
Trump's the only person that's lost money as president.
Isn't that something?
I mean, come on.
You look at, you look at, and Elon Musk, bless him.
He has been going off for days on this.
He knows exactly what's at stake here.
He reposted one from author McWaters.
This is critical.
One, the SAVE Act is overwhelmingly popular, 84% across both parties.
The silent filibuster is a total abuse of Senate procedure, allowing 40 senators to block the bill while literally sleeping.
Three, if Thune does not have the courage to at least require debate, then the SAVE Act will fail.
And if it fails now, the next time the Senate flips, it is very likely that the voter ID will be eliminated altogether.
This would result in a permanent one-party state.
Oh, they're just so pathetic.
Did you see the arrest of that black dude that threw that three-foot snowball on hurt officer's neck?
They found him and arrested him.
I was glad to see that.
Yes, sir.
I certainly did.
You know, and that should have happened.
This was something.
You should have turned around and just started arresting people for assault and felony assault.
And if they had any, because you know, the judges up there, the prosecutors just let them go.
It's New York.
Golly.
I don't see anybody being a New York cop.
And then they tried to act like it was a kid, right?
Like he was a child.
That was what ma'am Danny was trying to paint him as, like he was some like the whole Trayvon Martin thing.
Exactly.
The whole time they had that one picture of him when he was 12 years old.
That's right.
They don't want to see the other real picture of him.
Nope.
Nor will they.
Or they attack the guy and started beating his head against the pavement.
They don't know that you know that either.
Right.
We got to stand your ground law in Florida.
If you feel like your life's threatened, or if you just, if you're attacked, you can shoot them.
Well, you can also run them over.
Stand your ground.
Well, you can also run them over if they're protesting in the middle of the road.
Yeah.
Move.
Get out the way.
Dan.
He said, DeSantis himself.
We have a law, and I'm paraphrasing here, but he said, if they surround your car and you don't feel safe and you're threatening, they're banging on your windows and stuff, and they're stopping you from driving forward, just drive forward.
And if you hit them or run over them, we're not going to charge you.
That's right.
Again, that song is going to be echoing in the middle of the day.
What do you want me to do?
Sit here and have them break my windows, and you got a baby in the back, and your wife's over here, and all you're doing is riding down the road.
They don't get out in the road here and post us, though, anyway.
You don't never see the big Florida protest.
You don't ever see it now.
Oh, you do where I am, and you know what our traffic is like already.
So you can imagine what happens.
It's just like, okay, I can walk faster than I can sit in traffic because this is ridiculous.
But a lot of people are starting to really push their way on through now because, you know, they've got places to be.
We're tired of it, really.
But Elon Musk is talking about it.
He's saying, point blank: look, now is the time.
You've got to save America.
We're talking the talking filibuster.
The filibuster rule is meant to allow senators to present their arguments before a bill is passed.
It is not intended to require 60 votes to pass anything at all.
Stop the abuse of the filibuster now.
Either senators must talk or they must pass the bill to save America.
Oh, gosh.
This just is incredibly frustrating.
It's really bad.
This is the swamp on full display.
We know exactly what they're doing.
It's just almost unbeatable up there.
They're so entrenched in.
Oh, well, that's why I thought, you know, and there was a new ad, the new GOP ad, that blasts Democrats who sat on whether they would stand for the American citizens or illegals.
When President Trump did that, when he dropped that, they're already dropping ads on it.
Oh, yes.
Every single person who sat down.
And I was just thinking about it.
I wonder if they knew that he was going to say that because that's one of them 70 people didn't want to go up to get, you know, so they can't say they sit down.
Well, see, this is a perfect thing.
All right.
This is about, this goes hand in hand with the talking filibuster.
You are either going to participate.
President Trump said, hey, you know what?
You're going to have to, you know, stand up if this is what you believe in.
It was brilliant because them sitting, it spoke volumes to the American people.
He was basically essentially saying, all right, so then you are not representing the American people.
This is what you're saying.
You represent illegal aliens.
Same thing with the filibuster.
They can snooze all day long and not participate, or they have to actually state their opinions and they can debate all day, all night until the next day, week from now, whatever.
But that's it.
You have to state your position and they don't want to state their position, especially the likes of some of the creepy crawler rhinos.
And they don't want to be in that position to where, in a sense, they're sitting down like the Democrats did when asked the question.
But President Trump is showing how powerful that is.
Not just bringing it to the floor for another clown fare.
No, we're not interested in that.
Kabuki theater.
No.
It's actually, you have to state your reasoning.
You actually have to stand up there and debate a talking filibuster.
And they won't do it.
It speaks volumes.
Why Put a Dog to Sleep00:07:01
Wow.
Just like the Democrats sitting down.
You know, not this Saturday, but next Saturday is daylight savings time.
Oh.
Saturday night or Sunday morning, however you want to say it.
Aren't we supposed to be getting rid of that?
I guess not because it's in less than two weeks.
I thought we were getting rid of that.
It screws me all up because everybody is on a schedule at my house.
All the dogs, all the cats.
Oh, yes.
And so, actually, this one helps me because I can sleep a little bit longer if I want to.
The other one kills me.
Oh, that takes a while.
When they take an hour from you when you don't get any sleep at all.
The dogs, when it gets hot, they have their little across dish and rooms and they can just go through the little door.
And so they stay in there because it's so hot they can't take it.
But man, when it's like this, when it's like really kind of good and cool weather, man.
Gosh.
They can get in a lot of trouble.
You treat them well, though.
If it's too cold, they have the heaters on.
If it's too warm, then you have air conditioning.
Yeah, they all have their own heating blanket in the winter.
So they get to lay on a heat and blanket.
So nice.
So nice.
Cats have one too, but it's called a heating pad.
That's nice, though.
You could fit seven of your dogs on a heating pad.
You know, I tried it with them, and they didn't know what to do with that.
They really did not.
I mean, you had Handsome who just started digging at it.
He was trying to get to the problem.
Like, why is this thing so warm?
And I had it in really low, but he didn't like it.
And then, of course, Giorgio, now he loved it.
I could put it on top of him.
And he was like, oh, yeah, this is.
You still got three dogs, right?
Oh, yeah.
I have Romeo, Giorgio, and Handsome.
I got them all here.
You need Fabio.
You know, the three O's.
I've got them all.
I've got a full house and a very tiny apartment.
They rule the roost.
They really do.
I mean, they have full reign.
And I love it.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
It's so funny because you remember when I just had a cat and I wasn't going to get an animal.
Now I have three dogs, cat.
I'm sorry, but you're a very bad influence on me because after that.
I love my cats, but I mean, I just honestly, when a dog, when one of my dogs died, because I do cats and dogs, but man, when my one of my dogs dies, it is just awful.
I don't know, man.
Look, it hurts me hard, too, when like Pickles died recently after 15 years.
So it hit me hard, but not like when Miles, a smiles dog.
Oh, that was awful.
That's still awful.
They tried to put him to sleep for three.
Yeah.
He was on his last leg.
He was just, I mean, he couldn't do anything.
He could barely walk.
Poor thing.
I mean, for the last year, it was just like, there was times where he couldn't walk.
Had him on a paint tarp, and I'd pull him out there and roll him over in the yard to use the bathroom.
They're like, you got to put this dog to sleep.
He can't.
I said, nope, but he lasted another year.
Yes, he did.
I mean, he was a judge.
Unless they're suffering and there's brain tumors sticking out of their head, and I mean, they're in massive pain, eat up with cancer or something.
I don't ever put them to sleep.
If they're old.
We're in it for the long run.
That's hurting.
Well, I had had that.
I had had my little kitty cat for 15 years, and I just loved her.
And when she died, I was just so heartbroken.
I mean, I traveled with this cat.
I loved this cat.
This cat and I were just, I don't know.
It hurts when they go.
Oh, and so I said, I never want to feel that kind of pain again.
And what was it?
Like, I think I made it eight months.
And then I said, I don't want to cheat on her, so I'm going to get a dog this time.
I've never really had a dog.
And I knew that it was going to be a big deal in L.A.
Now I've got three.
Two of them are...
So I would have to go in there in the morning sometimes and he can't even lift his butt up to start walking so I have to lift it up for him.
Yeah, well, mine are 11.
I mean, the other two are 11.
Handsome's four.
The other two are 11.
They're starting to.
I don't even know how old Pedro is probably close to 15.
Yeah.
He's gray and old.
Oh, my gosh.
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So, no.
Just use it for yourself.
Maybe Native Path will come out with a pet.
Wouldn't it?
Collagen.
Yes, that would be.
It's actually a good idea.
It really is.
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How's that?
Oh, my gosh.
Well, what else is going on in the day, man?
Tons and tons, Kat.
So much.
I mean, this is like, we're getting closer to Friday, and you know what Fridays look like on this show.
So we have Biden FBI obtained the phone records of Kash Patel and Susie Wiles during Trump classified documents investigation.
Patel responds by firing 10 FBI officials.
Oh, yeah.
This is a huge story.
It goes with what happened, especially under the Biden regime, where you had them spying on not only just, you know, Trump and his people, right?
Anybody that was even associated with Trump way up high there, but also the American people.
They were spying on us as well.
If you bought a Bible or if you bought an American flag, guess what?
Christopher Ray was watching you.
So you have Joe Biden's FBI.
Obtained the phone records of Kash Patel and Susie Wiles.
This was back in 2022 and 2023 as part of Jack Smith's investigation into classified documents lawfully stored at Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate.
And Cash fired 10 of the FBI officials.
It's completely insane.
I mean, that FBI is still, there's a lot of rot in there still.
They're going to take, it's going to take a long time to clean that sucker up, but hopefully they will.
They were illegally spying on people, weren't they?
They're arrested, though.
That's the thing.
A lot of recognitions, a lot of people getting fired.
I want to see some arrests.
That's what everybody's waiting for.
It's like, okay, this is great.
That's got to be illegal to illegally spy on your political opponents.
You would think.
They were spying on me, too, remember?
Yes, they were.
Recording my phone calls.
Oh, yes.
They were day, man.
Well, I mean, you were the first one that told me, too.
I mean, look, they were spying on all of us in our social media accounts, right?
I mean, that came out with the Twitter files.
So your DMs, and you were so smart.
When you and I first started talking, you're like, we've got to take it off this platform.
We're not going to DM.
And that's why I'm not real heavy on the whole DM thing on social media.
Because of that.
Because they would have a meeting with the FBI and say, okay, so let's look in their DMs and everything else.
What you got on them?
Think about that.
And nothing happened.
Nothing.
Not one single thing.
We're still waiting.
So anywho, all right, so this is when they were private citizens, too.
So as part of this federal probe and then into former President Donald Trump at the time when he was a former president, when Biden took over, they were totally spying on him the entire time.
So Jack Smith, he indicted Trump on 37 federal counts in Miami in June 2023 for lawfully storing presidential records at his Mar-a-Lago estate, which was protected by the Secret Service agents.
Remember when we read the first count and then we read the second count and then we read the third and every single count was exactly the same.
Yeah.
Just worded a little bit different.
It was copy and pasted.
Copy and pasted the whole time, all the way down the line.
So then Trump, of course, was charged with 31 counts and of willful retention of national defense information and six other process crimes stemming from his conversation with his lawyer, by the way.
Those are supposed to be confidential, but not here.
Then you had Judge Eileen Cannon to the rescue, a Trump appointee.
She dismissed Jack Smith's classified documents case in 2024.
She also dismissed Smith's case based on unconstitutional elements, the appointment of U.S. Attorney Merrick Garland and the unlimited funding given to Jack Smith, both without the approval of Congress.
These people are lawless.
Lawless.
They just think that, I mean, we work for them, apparently.
I mean, sure, they even think of us as pains at this point.
They don't even work around us.
They just do whatever it is they want to do.
Sick of it.
Yep.
But I mean, you have the problem in the judiciary, too.
This is part of the holdup.
You have a Biden judge.
He rules Trump's policy of deporting illegal aliens to third-party countries is unconstitutional.
Illegal aliens being in our country is illegal.
And now he's saying it's unconstitutional to deport them to third-party countries?
I don't think so.
Oh, man.
I wonder if they're going to attack Iran.
Oh, time is ticking.
I believe there was a meeting about that today.
He never does what you think he's going to do.
No.
That's why all the hoop-de-law, there's going to be some distractions.
I mean, he went down there and grabbed that Venezuelan dictator.
I mean, nobody, I mean, there was no leaking of that.
It just happened.
That one guy that got shot in the legs four times and still returned everybody home in the helicopter pilot.
He was the one that got the Medal of Honor.
Yes.
At the State of the Union.
That was such a beautiful moment.
I just loved that.
That was so incredible.
Man, I mean, I think he's going to have a disability, too.
I think he's not going to walk perfectly off, so I'm sure he's retiring.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, some serious honors.
You had so many heroes that were highlighted.
And what did the left do?
They just sat there.
They did nothing.
And they did not applaud.
They did not even look in the direction.
They're just pathetic.
Well, yeah.
I don't know what they think they get out of that.
There's nobody that says, look there.
If you go, look, I'm glad they sit down.
They didn't stand up for a 100-year-old Korean war vet.
Then you're already voting for them anyway.
Sure.
Nobody's going to say, you know, I really like Trump, but the Democrats, they sit down for natural-born citizens against aliens.
Heroes.
What do they hope to accomplish from that?
People that are defending our country and making it so that we have one, right?
I mean, oh, they're going to just cast that aside and they're going to focus on people that broke the laws to get here.
Oh, yeah, the MS-13 gang members that human traffic, you know, the human smugglers.
Oh, oh, okay.
They're going to make the trip over there to go meet with them even.
It's absurd.
It's absolutely absurd.
But, I mean, this is why we have the left.
I mean, here we go.
You've got Kamala Harris, who responds to Trump's State of the Union.
Full of lies, she says, reminds me of our kids going to show and tell at school.
I saw that where somebody put a meme together and they had Kamala up there at the State of the Union.
And they had, of course, Tampon Tim in the back and then AOC as the speaker.
It was a horrifying meme.
I can't erase that from my mind.
No.
I cannot erase that from my mind.
I'm like, oh, my gosh, can you imagine?
Well, here's the thing.
At least you didn't have Nancy Pelosi there sneering and knocking her false teeth, chewing on her false teeth.
Oh, I mean, and this alternate reality, I forget even who did it.
I just ran across it.
I forgot to, I didn't repost it or anything.
Everybody was making fun of their ridiculous alternate State of the Union with all the frogs and giraffes and all that crap.
It's so silly.
It's like two-year-old story time hour.
That's what it was.
And yet, this is what Kamala Harris said, that it was full of lies.
Lies reminds me of our kids.
Okay, first off, she doesn't have kids going to show and tell at school.
It's all full of lies.
Two hours is nothing but lies.
Okay, what was the lie?
They never get past.
They never mentioned the lie.
They will never actually pin down what it was that he lied about because he told the American people the truth and they know it.
And they were sitting up there.
I mean, nobody went, oh, yeah, look, oh, Rashida Talib and, you know, the others and Elon Omar really got it, got it with Trump.
I mean, they really stuck it to him when they're sitting there screaming, carrying on at the State of the Union.
No one said that.
No one was proud of them for doing that.
That was embarrassing.
They looked bitter.
They looked like, okay, they can't assimilate, so go ahead and send them on back.
That's how I feel.
That is truly how I feel.
Because they, in my opinion, are not legitimate anyway.
When you import all of these people into a certain area, you are rigging that area and you are rigging that election and you are making sure that American citizens that have been there and that live there, that their voices are not heard.
You have taken over an area.
It's an invasion and it should be seen as one.
And what does the Somali and they just keep switching out nationalities.
You notice?
Because they were starting to lose the black vote, so they want all the Hispanics in here.
And I hate to tell them this, but Hispanic men actually went towards Trump this time.
So, okay, well, the Mexicans not working anymore.
Let's get a bunch of Somalians out of here.
Let's put Afghans in this state.
Let's get Somalians in this.
Let's go to Africa and get this state.
And they just, they keep importing voters.
And when the voters are here, why they don't want them no more.
So they just import more voters.
Well, and here's the thing.
Here's the real kicker, right?
All right, so this is how racist they are.
They figure if they can get one of them, that they're going to get the whole group of them.
They think that they don't think for themselves, wherever they come from, that they'll get the whole voting block, that they are not capable of thinking on their own as individuals, that they'll just go along with the flock.
That's the message.
That's the memo.
Amazing, isn't it?
I mean, that's why Gavin got up there and he's like, hey, bro, I can't read.
You know, you're black.
The whole thing was so, it was such a disaster.
I'm still laughing about it right now.
Him getting up there and having that conversation, basically saying, look, I'm just like you.
I can't read.
I'm just like you.
This was my AT, you know, my SAT score.
Really?
I've never heard anything so racist in my life.
But that's the Democrat Party.
And, you know, they would.
God dang, I hate them so much.
I do too.
I mean, it just gets worse every day.
You just go really tolerate.
Somehow, they think they're the party of love.
Oh, believe me.
I don't know where they get that.
They're the most vile, rage-filled, absolute bitter.
You know, and just scrowl and growl all the time.
You're not the party of love.
There's no love ever comes out of you, people.
It's all hate.
Well, that's because they're the opposite of what they ever say.
I mean, they speak from both sides of their mouth, and whatever they accuse you of, they're guilty of doing.
It's always been that way with this group.
Well, I'll tell you what.
It's one of those things where you just go, all right, how long do we have to continue to play along with this crazy charade?
Because that's really what it is.
I mean, these people are nuts and they're not getting any better.
But you know who's allowing them to continue to live on their best life is the Republicans.
They could put an end to all of this stuff if they wanted to, and yet they don't.
That's the problem.
I mean, what we're asking for is pretty reasonable, I would think.
I would think that most people would be on board with free and fair elections, right?
But not this group.
Because they got to cheat.
And Trump called them out.
He goes, this bunch over here, they cheated in the past.
They cheated in 2020.
They're cheating.
They're going to cheat in the future.
And that's why they don't want the Save Act.
Why They Cheat00:05:54
He was just giving it to them.
And after they didn't stand for when he said that y'all's job is to help American citizens not illegal, and he said, y'all, he started scoring.
Y'all should be ashamed of y'all self.
You're pathetic.
And he said, y'all crazy.
Everybody over here, man, y'all nuts.
And they were, they all.
That was the best parts.
And JD Vance was laughing his ass off back every time he did it.
Well, see, that was what was so funny because Trump would do it so casually.
I mean, he's accepted the idea that he is not dealing with stable people.
He's just not.
He knows that they are completely off the rails and that they truly are.
I mean, they are deranged.
They are not right.
They're not.
I mean, look at what they have to say.
Look at how they respond to certain things.
Look at that state of the union they put on of their own.
I mean, that was just crazy.
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What a joke.
I cannot believe.
I still to this day cannot believe they put her in there.
Nuts.
But we have other things.
These people get in these high positions, and they just get there somehow.
I mean, you know, Willie Brown didn't help.
Sleeping her way at the top didn't help.
Hurt.
And they just, and it's just DEI, and they skate through this and skate through this and skate through this.
And all of a sudden, they're the vice president.
And then they're like one heartbeat away, which was really close, heartbeat away with Joe Biden.
I know.
And then run and then get the nominee up, almost be president, and you're a dang ding bat who can't even say a sentence.
It is so crazy.
Kacklin Deanbat.
Well, I don't know if you saw that, but Gavin Newscum.
He said, Yeah, you know, Kamala Harris.
You would have never heard, you would have never known Kamala Harris if it weren't for Willie Brown.
I'm going, oh, here we go.
The election season has started.
They're starting to take jabs at each other, which is always entertaining.
They have plenty of material, just as we do.
You ever see that?
You ever see that?
That is hilarious.
He's in the Marvin Gay song.
Let's get it on.
She's making a speech and he's dancing beside her.
That is so funny.
Let's get it on.
I love it.
I'll never see it any other way.
Oh, God.
I know.
All right.
And memes like that hurt them, man.
People don't think they do, but they do.
They go around and get millions and millions and millions of views.
True.
It makes you laughing stop that you deserve to be.
Gosh.
Remember, she was hanging on Montelle Williams' date at some of these festivals and stuff, some of these events.
Yeah.
She was hanging on everybody's arm.
I mean, she was like arm candy, right?
Everybody's arms and everybody's everything.
Well, at least she knew what to do.
I mean, she played that role pretty well, but I don't stick her.
She's got to be our president.
She's probably pretty good at it.
I didn't even think about that.
Awful.
Oh, gosh.
And then we almost got Tampa on Tim.
You want to talk about insult to injury?
I mean, they really think that we don't know what's going on here.
That's how ridiculous this is.
I saw a video.
And speaking of dumb, I saw a video of Candace Owens yesterday from like last year on the show.
And she said, I was going outside, and I took, and my husband didn't want me to go out because it was thundering real bad loud.
And I said, it's just thunder and it's not lightning.
And he told me, and he told me, Do you know thunder is just the sound that lightning makes, right?
And she said, I've never heard of that before.
Has anybody ever heard of that?
I'm 35 years.
I've never heard of that.
Oh, my gosh.
I see it on your page over here.
And that's not a parody.
Approaching Heat in Tampa00:03:53
That's real.
Play it.
Oh, my gosh.
Can we play it?
Oh, she's smart.
She's going to figure out big crimes.
I don't know if we can play a cat just because I get in trouble.
Oh, don't then.
Yeah.
I don't want to go back to school.
Yeah, especially not for her.
No, she's just not worth it.
No, she's definitely not worth it.
Well, we also have another story about the DOJ who announces the arrest of former U.S. Air Force pilot for training Chinese military pilots.
Traitorous treason.
Snake just arrived here.
Yes, Gerald Eddie Brown Jr., 65.
He was arrested Wednesday in Jefferson, Indiana.
This, according to the DIY.
This is straight up treason.
Yes, it is.
Over there training Chinese pilots.
And obviously, since you're a pilot instructor, you're giving them every dang secret about every weaknesses and this and that and probably giving names of who's better pilots and all kinds of crap.
Well, and you've got FBI Director Kash Patel is talking about it.
Major story.
The FBI and our partners have arrested a former U.S. Air Force pilot who was allegedly training pilots in the Chinese military.
So they put out a press release and everything else.
So you've got them all working.
He's scheduled.
Brown is scheduled to have his initial appearance before a magistrate judge in the Southern District of Indiana on Thursday, February 26, 2026.
You know, it's just like, let's go.
Let's clean up all of these traitors, especially the ones in government.
Cuba claimed that it killed four passengers and wounded six others on Florida registered boat.
You know, we're getting just total weird stories about all that.
Well, everything's starting to heat up.
That's the thing.
Everything is starting to heat up.
And President Trump is ready for it.
And it's all connected, right?
I mean, President Trump is showing the world that America is back on top.
We are dominant.
I mean, the whole Maduro thing, he is going in and he's getting the job done.
So while we're all patiently awaiting to see what happens with Iran, you've got Cuba who enters in.
And we're not sure if American citizens were aboard the vessel, but this is a note from the Cuban embassy in the U.S., note from the Ministry of the Interior.
On the morning of February 25th, 2026, a violating speedboat was detected within Cuban territorial waters.
The vessel registered in Florida, United States, with registration number FL7726SH, approached up to one nautical mile northeast.
They go into the whole thing.
But it looks like they're trying to figure out.
Apparently, some are saying that it was okay, that the boat was legitimately there, that it had been registered, but I don't know.
Ain't no telling what happened on that one.
Well, they say that the border guards approached the boat.
Passengers of the speedboat began to open fire and shot the commander of the Cuban border guards vessel.
That's when Cuban border guards responded with fire.
So there is a story, but apparently they approached them because they were violating the speed limits.
That's how the whole thing started.
Speaking of Florida, we've got a feel-good story here, Kat.
I'm just going to end with this one, just because we always need something to feel good about, right?
I mean, it is Thursday.
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It is Friday Eve over here.
So let me show you this one.
Tampa, Florida is on my radar.
They said, we've seen enough.
We've had enough.
It's time to ban pajamas at Tampa International Airport.
After successfully banning Crocs and giving everyone the amazing opportunity to experience the world's first Crocs-free airport, it's time to take on an even larger crisis.
Pajamas at the airport in the middle of the day.
We know this decision could be disruptive to someone in your life.
It's time to have the difficult conversation with them.
You can do this.
We and Phoebe believe in you.
The madness stops today.
The movement starts now.
Help Tampa International Airport become the world's first Crocs-free and pajama-free airport.
Do your part.
Say no to pajamas at TPA.
You're wearing a pajamas, drop because it's long slots and won't be comfortable.
Oh my gosh.
I always laugh, though.
I mean, I see people in pajamas everywhere.
I don't get it.
I mean, I know that some people like to do it.
I even have friends that will do it.
I hate to say, I hate to confess that, but yes, they will.
Hair in a messy bun, and they're just like, don't have to do it.
Of course, they're serious pajamas.
They're like luxury pajamas from Rodale Drive.
They could pass, right?
So, yeah.
But you do have those that show up at grocery stores and airports and everything else.
I don't think these are the kind of pajamas.
I think these are nasty pajamas probably walking around the Tampa Airport.
I think so.
SpongeBob.
They put on their pants, brown in the back, yellow in the front.
Oh, gross.
Well, that could go.
That's how they know it.
So we'll end on that note here in the litter box.
That was easy.
All right, everybody.
Is there anything else you'd like to add there, Kevin?
That's about all I can come up with.
All right.
All right, good.
All right.
Well, we're going to move on then.
You all have a wonderful rest of your day.
Be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you tomorrow at 3 p.m. Eastern time.