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Sept. 8, 2025 - In the Litter Box - Jewels and Catturd
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DEPARTMENT OF WAR | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 876 – 9/8/2025

Jules and Caturd’s Department of War (9/8/2025) rants over Ukraine refugee Irina Zarotska’s murder by a repeat criminal, blaming activist judges and media bias while praising Trump’s crackdowns—like ICE raids in Chicago and blocking Hunter Biden’s $11M Secret Service-funded jetset. They mock Democrats for defunding police, cite Supreme Court wins against "activist judges," and pivot to gold hoarding as a hedge against collapsing governments like France’s, tying it to Blackout Coffee promotions. Ends with Trump’s defiance of "fake news" and calls for sovereignty over socialism. [Automatically generated summary]

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What You Did for Mr. Sprinkles 00:03:20
Hello, hello, hello.
Today is Monday, September 8th, 2025, episode number 876.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Caturd.
Monday, September 8th, 2020.
Oh, sorry.
That was you.
What's going on here?
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm trying to confuse you, right?
I mean, on Mondays, coming at me.
Sorry about that.
I hit our YouTube button because our YouTube is going wild.
So anyway, didn't mean to do that, but here we are.
Do you see you?
After what you did for Mr. Sprinkles, I gave you a real hero's welcoming today since we're going to be discussing the Department of War.
And boy, do we need it.
Do you see yourself there flexing your muscles?
Well, yeah.
That's what I did.
I'm so proud of you.
Yeah, poor Mr. Sprinkles.
It's like somebody beat him up or something.
What happened?
I can't find what actually happened to him, but I know.
Nobody knows.
Just got really bad, like, dented in face, a bloody nose, and just mile got run over by a car.
I don't know.
Oh, no.
Oh, my gosh.
When I saw that, I went, oh, no, but you're taking good care of him.
They're taking really good care of him.
Yeah, I already paid all the medical bills.
That is the sweetest, kindest thing.
I'm not kidding.
What a wonderful thing to do because that isn't cheap.
I know.
And then you're trying to save one of your animals and it's just, you know, it's a lot of money.
Oh, it certainly is.
But you know that I see what they're doing.
It's cheaper here than there, though.
Oh, still a lot.
Oh, LA, they'll take you for a ride.
Let me tell you.
I mean, you can just go ahead and give them your firstborn because that's, you'll pay more in medical bills than you were for, well, for people bills.
That's how scary it is out here.
I know.
Yeah.
I heard.
I know it.
It's bad news.
But anyway, we are keeping Mr. Sprinkles and his family in our prayers, of course.
And you're just, what a nice thing to do for somebody and for Mr. Sprinkles.
Seriously.
I mean, that's really a kind gesture.
So, in my mind, this is how I saw you this weekend.
Right.
He can roar now.
Isn't he just on fire?
I'm so proud of him.
He's posting all these things where the vaccines are poison.
Yes, he is.
Remember when everybody's like, you against Trump's butt?
You know, you're so against vaccines and he's against, and he's always talking about the vaccine.
Don't you always know?
Sometimes you don't get it right at first, but he always comes around in the end and gets it right.
Always.
He certainly has gotten it right.
He knows exactly what kind of games were played in order to steal the election and to keep people inside and to scare them.
And he's figured it out.
I mean, like we all have.
I knew exactly when they were trying to sell that from the beginning, as did you.
I wasn't going to go down that rabbit hole and I wasn't going to put something in my body.
It didn't matter if I was going to be kicked out of society or not.
Red vs. White 00:15:08
It's just no.
No.
No means no.
I'm not going to hear about it or be around in 70 years, most likely.
So, no, you don't get to tell me about what you're putting in my system then when it doesn't matter.
But President Trump is taking everything in.
And I'm just, I mean, of course, the stories are horrific.
What you're going to hear today on this show, just like over the weekend, I want to kind of warn everybody.
They're horrible stories, the crime that is going on.
But President Trump is handling that too.
Just like he's handling Washington, D. Sleazy.
I mean, here he is talking about it.
Washington, D.C. is a safe zone in just a matter of weeks.
Thank you, Mr. Trump.
Who's next?
He's leading by example.
I don't know how he does it, but he can actually get the Democrats to bite the hook of the most ridiculous, ridiculous things.
I mean, who wouldn't want a crime-free city?
Who wouldn't want criminals to be locked up?
Who would allow murderers to be able to run the streets to where people that are fleeing a war zone like Ukraine aren't even safe in America?
They got killed here.
This story about this woman is haunting.
Yeah, she's just sitting there with her on her iPhone.
He just kills her.
I mean, I am so sick.
I am so sick over this.
Well, she knew because she had to bleed out.
He stabbed her in the throat.
He stabbed her in the throat and then he walked away with a bloody knife.
And so we've got all kinds of things that are being introduced because you've got these activist liberal judges.
They don't want to do the paperwork, y'all.
They really don't want to do their job.
They don't want to be in court anyway.
I don't know who's voting on them for these positions.
But here's the thing.
They are just running these criminals through the system and releasing them.
And a young girl, a beautiful girl, lost her life.
She was safer in a war zone in Ukraine with Russia than she was here in the United States.
Somebody did a search this weekend, Friday or Saturday, and the AP, you know, the good old AP, it's supposed to be unbiased.
They mentioned in their articles, they've mentioned George Floyd 84,000 times.
And since then.
And they haven't mentioned, they didn't mention her one time.
No, they're not going to because, see, here's the thing.
She destroys their narrative on Ukraine, right?
I mean, and here's how they get rid of it.
They just don't discuss it.
Anything that goes against what they're trying to sell, they just won't talk about it.
Then they don't have to address the two sides of the coin.
So they're all about Ukraine, Ukraine.
We love Ukraine.
We need Ukraine refugees.
We need to send Ukraine all our money.
Ukraine first.
And then a Ukrainian gets killed by a black dude, monster from behind, just stabs him in the neck.
And then they've, all of a sudden, I don't want to talk about the Ukraine people anymore.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, this is just, it's really.
They're a joke.
The liberals are just a joke.
Anything, Scott Jennings said it good.
He said, the leader of the Democrat Party is Donald Trump.
That's true.
He's just like, because everything he says, y'all just go against it and then sprinkle in a little socialism.
You are right.
You are right.
But I will tell you one thing.
He's getting a hold of it.
And I'm so glad that these stories, thanks to all of these platforms where people can actually hear about them through other sources and other means, because you're certainly not going to be, you're going to hear them.
You won't hear them from MSM.
They will not discuss them at all.
So for those of you that are not sure what the story we are talking about, this was a horrible situation.
You have a 34-year-old DiCarlos Brown Jr. who murdered a 23-year-old Ukrainian refugee, Irina Zarotska.
I'm glad you did that instead of me.
This happened last month.
It was a stab.
He stabbed her multiple times in Charlotte, North Carolina on the light rail station.
She was just sitting there minding her business.
You can see the video.
It's out there.
And it is a horror show to watch because she did not provoke him.
She just happened to pick the seat that was in front of his.
Yeah, she just was the wrong place at the wrong time.
So, I mean, he stabbed her from the seat behind her on the light rail, then wandered around the rail car with what appears to be blood on the floor.
Let me tell you, it doesn't appear anything.
There was blood all over the floor, and he's still carrying the knife.
Then he takes off his sweatshirt and he changes right there.
This guy had a criminal rap sheet long as day.
I mean, it goes with arrest all the way back to 2007.
And they just keep letting him out every time.
Every time.
That lady that beat that one-year-old, black-eyed, they give her a $44,000 bill in Georgia.
It's just sick.
Which means she has to pay $4,400 to get out of jail for beating a one-year-old kid half to death.
Oh, my gosh, that is just so heartbreaking.
What would a one-year-old do to deserve, or any of us for that matter?
But a one-year-old little defenseless baby who cannot defend himself, and they're letting this person out.
I just, it's sick.
It is so beyond disturbing.
I cannot even wrap my head around it.
Well, you've got Representative Randy Fine, who is saying, Look, I'm going to do something about this because we've got to go ahead and handle it at this particular level.
He is going to introduce a bill to hold judges like this accountable for releasing violent criminals to reoffend following the horrific public stabbing murder of a woman on the light rail by deranged career criminal.
There is no reason why this man should have been on the street to do this to somebody again.
Unbelievable.
Oh boy.
I mean, this is why President Trump is going in.
And President Trump is talking about it.
I mean, he openly responded to it.
He responded to the fact that, you know, he knows, he said he'll know all about it and may take action.
He said he's going to get a briefing today.
I'm sure he's already had it.
But this incident has got everybody upset and it's just sending a chill up everyone's spine because when you see the video, you know she did not provoke or at all know what kind of situation was going to happen and unravel in the next few minutes of getting into that seat.
I mean, that's scary stuff, that is.
That's the stuff you see in big cities.
But this is North Carolina.
Didn't he also say, I got that white girl, I got that white girl?
Something to that effect.
And you know who you can blame for all of that is the media.
You know, they have put such a divide on this country with white versus black issue.
And they've brainwashed a lot of people to where they think, oh, okay, well, this is martyrism.
This is no different than a third world country.
We don't have to have crime like this in the United States.
No way.
We don't have to.
We can have great cities and almost no crime.
It's a choice we make.
Oh, my God.
It's a choice.
It's a choice.
You can put enough people on the street to stop crime.
You certainly can.
You can punish the ones that do it and get them out, and then they're gone.
I mean, you know, when you got these people who can just continually get out, they do a crime.
Get out, do a crime, get out, do a crime.
Back in the, I guess, the late 80s, maybe early 90s, someone broke into my home.
I was coming home, three of us from a bar.
There were two armed guys in a bar, which we ended up getting a five wooden beat.
But one guy had been in prison 20 years and just got out the day before.
And what's he do?
Armed burglary?
Well, some of them.
I mean, if you look at Shawshank Redemption, I'm sure a lot of you have seen that.
A lot of them are happier in jail.
They're like, okay, well, what am I going to do once I get out?
I'm not going to have a life.
I forget the guy's name.
What was his name?
He wrote his name above his cell.
He was real upset.
He was an old man by the time they let him out.
Oh, you guys in chat will know.
Something was here.
Yes.
It haunts you forever.
Somebody in chat will get it.
Oh, chat's always good for that.
So, yeah.
I mean, you see that and you go, okay, well, that makes sense.
Well, here's the thing.
You remember this clown?
All right.
You remember Michael Brown's friend, Dorian Johnson, right?
He's the man behind the hands up, don't shoot lie.
Lie.
Well, he is shot dead in Ferguson, Missouri.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah, Red.
Yes.
Red.
That was his name.
Who got Brooks?
J47 says, Brooks, Greg D. YouTube is burning up with Brooks.
And then Red said he was here too on top of him, but they ain't left.
Right.
Didn't they end up on some island or something?
Like living on the middle?
Yeah, down in Mexico somewhere, not an island.
Oh, okay.
Yep.
Fuzzy details.
But still, oh, so sad.
Brooks was here.
Yep, and so was Red.
And so was Red Salty AF.
Thank you guys.
We knew we could depend on you.
Anyway, so this guy, all right, now he was the one who started the false rumors that Brown was killed with his hands up surrendering to police.
Well, he was killed on Sunday in Ferguson, Missouri.
Everything they do is a lie.
I know.
The Black Lives Matter, everything, every little thing.
Who was the guy in Florida, the first one?
Trayvon Martin.
Oh, Trayvon Martin.
That's right.
Obama's son.
It could be his son, is what he said.
Yeah.
And then the hands-up, don't shoot was a lie.
Total.
He just robbed a store.
They had video of it and pushed the guy, the owner of the store down.
And then he was charging the cop, going through his window, trying to grab his gun.
Wow.
And then they're in the streets.
Hands up, don't shoot.
It's one big lie.
Goodness sake.
And the guy who lied about it and started it, he got shot dead.
Well, here you have at least 11 police officers have been shot and several shot and injured by Black Lives Matter activists since the movement began in August 2014.
And so now all of a sudden, the person that started that rumor that has been proven to be a lie, he's shot dead.
This is just so, this is so incredibly sad.
I'm just so glad that President Trump is doing the job that the Democrats refuse to do.
And he is not turning a blind eye to it either.
Well, the Supreme Court, all these liberal judges has been doing all this crap.
Every single one, I mean, the Supreme Court today is just striking down one after another.
They certainly do.
Just one Trump win after another because it's ridiculous.
Well, here's one of them.
This is the breaking Supreme Court bats down.
Biden judge allows Trump to resume sweeping immigration raids.
Sodom Iyar is fuming over the whole thing.
Yeah, they don't care.
They are getting people out that should not be in this country anyway.
And the thing about it is, is that these activist judges are just trying to slow down what's coming.
That's all.
That's all.
They're just doing their part.
They're showing their loyalty to the Democrats and the Democrat way of running things, which is into the ground.
All these cities are Democrat-run, every one of them.
They've had ample time to fix it.
They are the ones who have blood on their hands.
And then the liberals' argument.
Yeah, but the highest crime states.
Look at the highest crime states.
Yeah, they're Alabama, Mississippi.
Yeah, so every city that you're talking about, that's why the high crime is the red states are run by Democrats.
Thank you, Kat.
They never can say, they switch it.
They go from city to state.
That's it.
Oh, look at these.
Top six states are crime.
Yeah, because they got red, big giant cities with all Democrats since 1846.
It is appalling.
And the thing about it is, is that they've had total control, and they never took an opportunity to improve the lives of their constituents or their communities ever.
And it was in their hands, in their backyard, the entire time.
They could have reached out for help if that's what they wanted, but they ignore it.
And then they started really enjoying the fact that we had all of these illegal aliens that were coming in, people that were being let out of prisons in Venezuela and mental hospitals and everything else like President Trump has described, which is horrifying in and of itself because, hey, you know what?
That could be a potential vote.
We'll just go ahead and use this person and use them to vote in our elections.
Let's really muck it up, right?
Because that's exactly what they do.
They make things as messy as they possibly can.
They make it murky and they muck everything up to the point to where people are like, who's voting?
Who cares?
Just take it all in and until we get our desired result.
Let's keep counting.
Well, that system is gone.
It's not going to return anytime soon.
Then you had another ruling by the Supreme Court.
They allowed Trump to fire the Biden-appointed FTC commissioner.
Imagine that.
He has hiring and firing capabilities.
And can control the federal, the National Guard.
Wow, he can.
Wow.
You mean the president can control the military and fire people and hire people under his branch?
Wow.
Geez.
What's it going to take here?
I mean, this is all common sense stuff.
But we have to go through the system.
We have to go through this complete loop and we have to wait until we actually get it handed down from the Supreme Court.
But that's what the Democrats know they're going to lose these cases.
They're just trying to throw money at it and slow it up.
Incredible.
But I think more and more people are waking up to them.
I truly do.
I don't think there's any question because you can't deny what's happening.
I mean, you've got a grandmother here who shares a horrific story of a murder of her 23-year-old grandson shot seven times in Washington, D.C. says that D.C. needs everything that Trump is doing.
She said, my grandson's life didn't matter.
The criminals matter more.
How did we get here?
Gosh, it's so sad.
It truly is.
It's so sad to watch because it just destroys.
Why Crime Became Policy 00:13:42
They want it.
I know.
They're absolutely.
I mean, the first real president in history trying to go in and clean it up.
And they're sitting there.
And it's all old white boomers.
And they're sitting there with signs.
We want the crime.
Get these police out of here.
We want the murder rate.
We want to get carjacked.
I mean, really?
I mean, think about what a dumbass you have to be.
A serious, like, brain-dead dumbass to sit out there in one of these crime-filled cities and they're about to clean it up.
And you go out there with a little sign and saying you don't want it to be clean.
Just incredible.
I hope they pull a damn tank up to every one of y'all's shops.
Oh, oh, yes.
The Department of War is on full display.
I want to see them in action in this country.
I don't care what's going on in Ukraine.
Obviously, things are more dangerous here at home if you've got people that are fleeing a war zone in order to come to America and they're losing their life by sitting in a seat next to a lunatic that shouldn't be out in the first place.
I mean, come on, how dangerous.
What a prime example of what President Trump is doing and for the right reasons.
He's doing it because he cares about people.
That's why.
And you've got Republicans that are also doing everything that they can now.
They're starting to see the writing on the wall.
If they do not go ahead and get some things done when they have the opportunity, they are going to lose their seats.
We're watching all of this on the front row, and it is great.
I mean, Thune, he's over there.
He may invoke the nuclear option to break Schumer's block on Trump's judicial nominees.
What a dumbass.
So when you break the nuclear option, when they get the Senate, they're going to do it.
They're going to do it.
Everything.
And all you had to do is go in the recess with the majority and give him recess appointments.
He would have got his remaining 200, recess appointed all of his people.
And this would be done.
Over.
God.
During break.
And all these presidents have done that.
It's not like something, oh man, it's unprecedented.
It's unprecedented for him not to get any.
He got zero the first time.
Everybody gets a ton of them.
God, what did Clinton have?
350 or something?
Yes.
I mean, my God.
These Republicans are the dumbest people I've ever seen in my life.
It's the craziest thing I've seen.
They're out there.
He got Massey and everybody, and Paul Rand Pog going out there.
Of course, they're going to CNN and all the ABC Sunday shows to do nothing but go against Trump.
God.
It just gets old, man.
The Republican Party's a joke.
Oh, they really are.
But they are being watched as well, thank goodness.
And especially with Big Pharma.
I mean, all of the things that were revealed last week, it's just making it abundantly clear that these politicians are working for a paycheck, not for the people.
And we watched that on full display with Secretary Kennedy exposing it all.
And now you got President Trump, like you were saying at the beginning of the show, who is posting non-stop about it.
He's on board and he is ready to get to the bottom of it, to stop all of this.
They can't be allowed to just go and control everything the way that they have.
I mean, when you start wondering who is the puppet master, it's them.
They're the ones controlling the purse strings.
And it is abundantly clear how it's working, how it's going, and how they're doing it.
Oh, gosh, Kat, we've got so much work to do.
I hope everybody enjoyed your weekend because we are back in the saddle again.
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They're better than these old Republicans over here to my left.
You got some breaking news.
Let's go.
No.
No.
We're not going there.
We're going here.
Go for it.
Breaking it.
France.
That's it.
That's it.
France is broken.
They just collapsed.
Did you see that?
No, I did not see that.
The government just collapsed.
Wow.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Well, Macron, you know, here we go.
Here's your skiff.
Well, that pretty much sums it up, doesn't it?
Yeah, I think he has to resign now.
I think he has to and appoint somebody else.
I'm pretty sure.
Hold on a second.
Let me see if I can.
Yeah.
French PM Minority government collapses on September the 8th, 2025, after losing a no-confidence vote, 164 to 194.
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
Well, we knew it was going to happen.
Yeah.
Oh, they are collapsed officially.
Oh, my gosh.
Yes, here it is.
You've got this one.
Oh, my gosh.
All right.
So I've got the developing story.
A few details here.
France plunges into chaos as another prime minister.
Francois Bayreux loses confidence vote and is ousted by parliament.
Unpopular Macron reportedly will not call a snap election.
So it is this failing minority government is a train wreck.
And after just nine months in office, French PM, Francois Barreau has lost a no confidence vote, forcing him and his government to resign.
Wow.
Wow.
Everything.
All that important, all Europe's just like that.
And in the UK, I mean, they arrested somebody for calling somebody like, what was it?
I got to look that up today.
They're arresting people if you hurt somebody's feelings over social media.
They should not be our.
England, not the people, but the government, we should just, they should not be our allies anymore.
We cannot be allies with somebody who goes around arresting people.
They let the gang rapes, you know, walk around and rape everybody, but you know, you better not say anything about it.
They come arrest you.
We cannot be allies with a country like that.
Definitely not.
I mean, you can't sit with us.
It's ridiculous.
You can see exactly what's happened to Europe.
You can see the downfall.
I mean, you can't even recognize the place.
I'm sure people that live there are just going, and they do.
People that wanted to live in Paris, and I know a couple of friends of mine who spent some time over there and thought, hey, you know, wouldn't it be wonderful?
You know, the dream.
I'm going to go and learn how to speak French and I'm going to live in France and I'm going to, you know, do all of this stuff.
Okay, they get there.
It's a whole nother situation.
It's just like living in Hollywood.
All right.
I mean, don't go out after dark, the whole situation.
Well, it was great.
You know, when I was in the army, let me see.
It was 82 or 83.
I went over there, but it was a long time ago.
But yeah, and I was stationed in Bab Kissing in Germany.
And then I did a lot of traveling when I got a chance.
I traveled.
I went to London and Paris and everywhere.
It was nice back then.
I mean, it wasn't like it is now.
You couldn't pay me to go now.
Oh, understandable.
The dollar was unbelievable under Reagan.
I mean, every time we got a paycheck, if you got $200, you trade it in.
You get $800 for their money.
Oh, of course.
You get like four to one.
I mean, when it looks like that.
A man was arrested in the UK for calling someone a Muppet.
Oh, that's ridiculous.
You're a Muppet.
Get in the police.
Send four damn cops over to arrest a guy that called somebody a Muppet.
That is so ridiculous.
They're gone, man.
Their history.
Their culture is gone.
They've brought in so many invaders, you know, that their cities are gone.
UK's gone.
They've gone total socialists.
There's nothing they can do to get it back now.
You can go to the line, and once you cross that line, you can't get it back, and they've crossed it.
It's not surprising.
There's no more UK.
We should just consider them an Emmy.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, the scary part is creeping to the West, right?
It's close to us.
You arrest people.
Well, they were going to try to do this.
They would be arresting people for calling people a Muppet if Kamala was in there already.
Because it had been the same people as Joe, been the same people as Obama, the same idiots.
Gosh.
Well, that's what they wanted the Ministry of Truth.
It's a little lie.
You remember what's her name?
That's where we're headed.
What did happen to that stupid ass?
Oh, Nina Jenkowitz.
She kept trying to sing.
Oh, my God.
They try to sing out.
I mean, all these people, and they can't play a guitar or sing, and they try to sing out their socialism.
It's the dumbest thing.
And then they all get up there together, you know, and hold hands and sing stupid songs.
And it's just like, what kind of life do you guys have?
All you do is just bitch and moan about everything all day long, protest.
That's it, too.
You just get up every morning and you find out what you're going to cry about all day.
Well, here's the story you're referring to.
Okay, so it was an auditor that was arrested for not calling an inspector a Muppet.
Are you a Muppet?
So a person is guilty of an offense if he uses threatening or abusive words or behavior or disorderly behavior or displays any writing, sign, or other visible representation which is threatening or abusive within the hearing or sight of a person likely to be caused by harassment, alarm, or distress thereby.
So the auditor quite rightly calls him a muppet, which is slang for a stupid person.
And the inspector warns him that if he calls him a muppet again, he will arrest him for public order, which is what I just read to you.
The auditor heeds a Muppet.
Yes, even more so.
Yeah.
Definitely.
Call him a psycho Muppet or something.
Yeah.
Wrap it up a bit.
Muppet times two.
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
What do they do in court?
What are you in for, Arnberg?
What are you in for?
I call somebody a Muppet.
Right, I call them stupid because they are.
I mean, this is really it.
They were being polite.
I mean, I'm sure there's other words they could use.
It's slang for a stupid person.
I mean, would you get into trouble for actually using the same type word?
But Muppet is the polite way to say stupid.
I always say, Reverend Al Sharpton, he's starting to look like an embalmed Muppet.
Whoa, hasn't he changed?
That dude looks just like E.T. Scary.
Maybe it's that stuff those people are taking.
He looks better when he's fat.
Well, what is that shot that they're all taking?
Anyway, they have the alien head now.
It starts with a O.
Oh, Zimpic.
Why He Looks Like E.T. 00:03:41
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like, it's really bad.
ICE is in Chicago now.
Ooh.
Isn't that going to be fun?
Well, it needs to happen.
With all of the deaths that are happening there, my gosh, who would object to getting a hold of it?
I just can't imagine anybody being on the other side of that.
So, yes, President Trump, he is bringing them in.
Chicago about to find out why it's called the Department of War.
Trump taunts Chicago in Truth Social Post, teasing ICE operations.
Governor J.B. Pritzker responds to meme calling Trump a dictator.
You can call him whatever you want.
Just get the job done.
People are dying on these people's watches.
They have blood on their hand.
Yeah, and all these TikTok videos of these gangbangers.
See what happens.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're going to fight the military?
Good luck.
Oh, well, this is great.
Go ahead.
You put out all of those videos.
They'll be able to find you faster.
Go ahead.
Do it.
Go up against the National Guard.
Go up against all of these people and see what happens to you.
You're just helping us find you.
I loved this, though.
Chipocalypse now.
President Trump says, I love the smell of deportations in the morning.
Chicago about to find out why it's called the Department of War.
He is having fun with this.
The far left and illegals are worried about the deportations and all mad and loud about it.
And everybody else loves it.
Right.
I mean, we're all cheering it on.
People that have to live in these areas, and I'm one of them.
I'm like, come on, please, let's go.
This is great.
Send them in.
I mean, this is why we voted for President Trump.
And you can see the residents of the areas are just cheering him on all the way.
I mean, this is exactly what we voted for, Kat.
I mean, it's great to see somebody not just talk about it, but actually do something about it.
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Worst Criminal Charges 00:10:42
A lot of people here, this is Joshua Gray.
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Best coffee I've ever had.
Sherry Barber is saying the same thing at Sherry BA 1972.
She says the double dark chocolate is the best out of the blackout coffee flavors I've tried.
And then we have Gal E J L 1 who says, Good morning and happy Monday.
I just poured my first cup of blackout, and you got a little black kitty here that reminds me of my little kitty.
So she's got the brutal awakening, and two of them.
Brutal Awakening times, too.
Like Muppet times, too.
Wow, there you go.
We're starting a trend here, Kat.
Muppets.
Muppets.
That's going to be my new word for stupid people.
I like it, Muppets.
If you arrest somebody for calling you a Muppet, you're a Muppet.
Yep, you're a Muppet.
What's the definition of a Muppet?
That's true.
I'll take that.
I think that's a good idea.
But I'll tell you one thing: President Trump, he's not backing down to the fake news, which is wonderful.
He should call them Muppets.
Truly, every single time.
Yes, you Muppet over there with the blonde wig.
Muppet, number one.
Muppet number two.
Anywho, he slammed a leftist reporter for failing to acknowledge murders in Chicago.
He says, You know how many people were killed in Chicago last weekend?
I mean, he's showing them the statistics.
Color Darling, too.
You know, that pissed you up.
I loved that he did that.
You know, that was really nice.
Hello, darling.
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
When he does that and he talks down to them, he puts them on their level.
And he basically is like, look, I'm the president of the United States.
You are asking a Muppet-type question.
Go away.
Do you want me to tell you how many people are dying right now while you're covering this nonsense?
They're dying in the streets of Chicago, and the Democrats are saying, Oh, no, you can't come here and help us.
We want to continue with the massacre.
Are you kidding?
Well, what is that?
What are we doing?
God.
I mean, he pointed to the last two weekends of violence in Chicago, which left at least 15 killed and nearly 100 injured in shootings.
Kenyon was supposed to be from Chicago, and he didn't do nothing about crime in Chicago in eight years.
I know it.
Well, I mean, this whole thing, I mean, you've got at least five dead, wounded so far in Chicago weekend shootings.
I mean, you can go on and on about each little individual thing.
And you've got this Mayor Brandon Johnson, who is the worst of the worst.
I mean, he is.
6% approval rate.
6%.
Think about that for a second.
And as soon as they vote him out, they'll say, well, you know, Beetlejuice wasn't far.
The problem was she wasn't left enough.
So they got this idiot.
Well, he wasn't left enough, so they're going to get a full-blown commie.
They just cannot sit there and vote for a damn Republican who's going to come up and clean up their damn city.
They need to.
They really need to.
But I think cheating plays a huge part in all of this, too.
In these cities, that's why they cram them the way they do.
They are able to put into positions people that would normally never be there.
I mean, you've got Mayor Brandon Johnson's approval ratings.
They're so low they might need a ladder to reach rock bottom.
I mean, between the 6%, I've heard 14%, and the highest I've ever heard is 26%.
I mean, he's earned the dubious honor of being one of the least popular mayors in Chicago's history.
Ouch!
And he gets up there acting like he knows what he's talking about.
Please, he makes Beetlejuice look good.
These ICE agents are, man, they're just going after people, and I love it.
Going to Home Depots.
I don't care where they have to go.
Get them all.
You're in here illegally.
I want you gone.
You ain't got no business here.
Well, that's right.
And it's not just the game.
You can talk all the crap you want.
Words, words, words, liberal crime, blah, You're illegal.
Go to hell, home.
That's right.
You want to come in?
Come in legally.
That's all.
That's all we ask.
I mean, and if you self-deport, you may have an opportunity to do so.
But you better take heed and take the warning now because otherwise you're not coming back.
You self-deport.
You get to go where you want.
Yep.
On your own form of travel.
You don't.
They don't tell where they're going to send your ass.
You got that right.
Well, I mean, don't you love Homan?
I mean, seriously, Borders are Homan is one of my favorites by far.
And he says, we're going to war with illegal aliens.
And you have Maduro, who is basically allowing these gangs to come in, operate.
I mean, you know, this is by his command.
This guy is a complete criminal.
He is wanted.
We need to get him into custody.
This guy is as bad as bad can be.
And we know what he's doing.
He's trying to defeat us from within, but we're going to get President Trump's going to get to the bottom of that, too.
It's only a matter of time.
But you've got Homan, who's like, hey, look, we're going to war with illegal aliens in Chicago.
He goes on to say, you're damn right.
Signals the National Guard will be deployed in Chicago as ICE operations as you reported today.
As soon as today.
Get her done.
That's right.
And he also doubles down.
He says, Look, here's the warning.
You put hands on an ICE officer, you're going to jail.
You make a threat, either online or in person, you're going to jail.
Oh, this is a whole different deal than the whole Biden operation.
We talked about it.
That dumbass backed his wrecker up and grabbed a cop car in the middle of an operation.
He don't think you, but dude, you're going to jail for a while.
Straight to the ship.
Do you think that was funny?
You think you can steal a cop car and it's got guns in it and everything?
Oh my gosh.
I mean, this is the thing.
That guy's going to prison probably for 10 years.
Well, I would hope even more than that.
Who does something like that?
Because, see, then you've taken a tool away from a police officer that needs it to do his job.
I know.
Well, here's the deal.
You remember Big Balls, right?
Well, the teen who violently attacked ex-Doge employee Edward Coristein, aka Big Balls.
We all know him by Big Balls.
He's always going to be Big Balls to all of us, I'm sure.
Harry Balls.
Remember?
I mean, we all know that was Dana Bash, by the way.
But you have Big Balls on the scene, and he, this guy that attacked him, he's been hit with additional charges after the Biden judge orders their release.
So they just beat him like you cannot imagine.
He was trying, this is after an attempted carjacking.
They have been slapped with additional charges after a far-left Biden judge released them last month.
I mean, look at this guy.
Bad deal.
Really bad deal.
Here he is, like on the ground, just terrible.
But he did this because he had to.
I mean, it was either him or the girl he was with.
So the two were released with restrictions, including electronic monitoring and curfew requirements.
But the public wants to see real consequences, obviously.
So now the two face assault and battery charges as the police still search for other suspects.
It was a 15-year-old boy and girl, both from Maryland, both arraigned on additional charges on Thursday after the bloody attack on Edward Korstein.
Wow.
Look how young.
See, this is why Judge Janine Pirro was talking about this whole age-restricting thing.
This is how they can seal these records and they're able to just be menaces of society is because of their age and the age restriction.
Well, that's not going to work for very long.
They're going to find their way around that, and she has addressed that head on.
I mean, yeah, the life of crime.
I mean, here are the two juveniles who murdered 21-year-old Capitol Hill intern Eric Tarpinian Jackum.
These are the mugshots.
And the lamestream media will not even cover this.
This is what is so incredible.
And this is another reason why President Trump started with Washington, D. Sleazy.
Not because it was only in his backyard, but it was a perfect example.
You had an intern, I mean, just right down the road who was murdered along with others, you know.
So this 21-year-old intern, it was Republican from Republican Representative Ron Estes of Kansas.
He was killed in late June in Washington, D.C.
He was a student at the University of Massachusetts, Amherst, and was shot and killed in northwest Washington, D.C.
The police reported that the shooting occurred at 10.30 p.m. on June 30th when a group of unidentified suspects just started firing at Tarpinian Jackum and two others, which included a 16-year-old male and an adult female.
I mean, they were targeted.
This goes on and on and on, and then Democrats just keep fighting.
They want more of it.
Yeah, oh, please.
Please, I mean, come on, really?
How did someone even defend any of this stuff?
I mean, you've got horrific stories here.
You really do.
I mean, this is like a crime-riddled show.
We should put that as one of our hashtags so that people that are interested in crime, hey, watch this episode because we've got them for you.
You've got an illegal alien brutally murders a Maryland teen, throws her body off a bridge.
This happened last month.
Yeah, and then you got Ram Paul.
Have you had killed a mockingbird?
I mean, please, what is his problem anyway?
It's just these guys are just the worst enemy.
Horrific Stories Revealed 00:10:29
They really are.
If I hear a Republican go, I've got principles.
I know the screwing's about to begin.
I know they're about to do something stupid.
We know who they are.
We know who they are.
I mean, this is terrible.
This happened in Baltimore.
This is why President Trump is focusing on these areas because it's just allowed to continue in these Democrat-run cities.
It really is.
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So now the Wall Street Journal has just released the alleged Trump birthday.
Remember that fake thing?
They said they had a birthday thing.
God, from Edstein to Trump.
Oh, my God.
That?
Oh, you're so.
Yeah, they finally released it.
Yeah, and so I'll tell you one thing: the signature that says Donald, he doesn't sign like that.
He's actually sent me two letters and signed them before, and that's not even close to his signature.
Oh, my God.
Look how fake this.
This is like he's going to draw like this little and put it inside of the little thing.
This is so silly.
Oh, yes.
These people are so damn stupid.
It's hard to even.
Could you see Donald Trump spending any amount of time putting something on?
Drawing that and then signing it, Donald, with a big giant line on cross?
No, man, it's not his signature.
Voiceover, it says at the top, there must be more to life than having everything.
Donald says, yes, there is, but I won't tell you what it is.
Jeffrey's line says, nor will I, since I also know what it is.
Then Donald responds, we have certain things in common, Jeffrey.
Then Jeffrey responds, yes, we do.
We do, Donald.
Come in.
We do.
Yes, we do.
Come to think of it.
Donald says, regardless, never age.
Have you noticed that?
I don't know.
Then Jeffrey's supposed to say, as a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you.
Donald says, a pal is a wonderful thing.
Happy day.
A pal is a wonderful thing.
Oh, with every day be another wonderful.
I can't read this.
It's so tattered in here.
Donald J. Trump.
And this is the signature.
Whoa.
This is so crazy.
He would never talk like this.
He would never even say something like this.
Embarrassing.
I mean, do better.
Do better.
If you're going to do something.
You're so dumb, you can't even fake anything that even looks remotely real.
That's how stupid you are.
You're just, you're so out of touch and just like, man, they got AI now, you dumb asses.
Well, they just think they're.
Can you dribble some crap like that out?
That fake crap like that?
Man, ain't nobody gonna buy that crap.
Well, they're not.
And thank goodness they are being called on the carpet, especially this one.
I mean, speaking of Black Lives Matter that was in the high, you know, the limelight just only a few years ago, you've got a woke BLM Muslim and former illegal migrant on Boston City Council who has been sentenced to prison for corruption.
It's all catching up to them.
But see, they thought that, hey, you know, if I serve on, if I have a certain skin color, if I identify by a pronoun, I'm going to be protected.
I mean, that was the message they were giving everybody, right?
That's what they were selling.
Not anymore.
It's not working.
We know who these criminals are and what they're capable of.
Another one in the limelight is, of course, Letitia James.
Everybody's faith.
All right, so busted again.
Fraudulent $200,000 credit line mortgage in 2021 could land her in prison for 15 to 30 years.
Bye-bye.
Oh, big teeth.
Buy big Tish.
I mean, come on.
Hope you like ramen noodles.
I don't know if they get, I don't know if their dinner is that good.
I mean, they're going to put her in the slammer.
That's the, that's, you can buy it at the commissary.
Sure.
Well, yeah.
I mean, if people are sending you money, she's going to spend a whole bunch of money in lawyer fees, right?
She tried to bankrupt President Trump.
Well, and let's not forget this guy, Hunter Biden.
Well, Secret Service spent $11 million on Hunter Biden's security detail.
All right, using our money, including luxury travel, golf carts, and expensive hotels.
Well, you've got Laura Loomer, who is proving beyond a reasonable doubt that an international investigation with her contacts on the ground in Cape Town, South Africa.
I mean, basically, He was with his secret service detail proving that he fled the country right after he was served a deposition notice in his failed laptop lawsuit on 228, 2025.
So she talked about all of this, and nobody ever took that into account.
I think, honestly, that Hunter Biden's days are numbered as well.
I mean, these are crimes.
Yeah, he's a criminal.
He's going to quit doing like he's not still smoking crack.
Correct.
I mean, he says he's broke under California penalty of perjury.
He's saying all this stuff.
Millions of dollars in debt.
I mean, claiming poverty.
I mean, this is what he does.
And yeah, he's living his best life.
He didn't want to pay child support for Little Pop's Secret.
Little Navy.
Bless her heart.
Oh, my gosh.
They wouldn't even acknowledge that poor child.
Yep.
That's the best thing for that child in history.
That's right.
I mean, my gosh.
She won't be, she don't be anywhere near showery sniffy.
Well, he's a scary, scary deal.
But Hamas better take note because President Trump is warning, this is your last warning, hostage deal or else he's not messing around, nor should he.
Between that and the war, I mean, Putin invited Zelensky to Moscow, and he responds, I can't go to the capital of this terrorist.
Look, dude, you either want peace or you don't.
It looks like you don't.
Hey, every war in history, when there's peace, the two leaders have to meet, dumbass.
God, we want peace, but we're not going to have a meeting ever.
So there's never going to be peace for the next hundred years.
Hamas Last Warning 00:02:11
You're either in or you're out, guy.
I mean, come on, let's go.
And the wild thing is, I mean, you had President Trump who showed up at the U.S. Open, which was awesome.
Of course, the lame stream media tried to act like he was booed.
They do that every time.
It's just a bunch of lies.
Don't they, though?
Even some liberal people that were there actually posted, no, he was not booed.
That's exactly it.
I mean, the truth is out there.
Our president is respected, and especially in a tennis crowd.
Okay, you're talking about a lot more conservatives and all this crazy stuff that's been going on.
And so for them to try to pull that was really comedy.
I mean, a Trump-hating MSNBC host sets the record straight on mainstream about whether President Trump was booed or not.
I mean, she says, I was there.
He wasn't booed.
Unreal.
All right.
So that's it for today.
Anything else you'd like to add there, Kat?
Well, I'm sure there's a thousand more news stories going to happen in the next 12 hours.
This has been a very busy day, but we do have something of yours.
Yes, we do.
They need to head on over to your page because you've got all of your stuff back out.
Hang on.
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All right, so that's it for today.
You all have a wonderful rest of your day.
You all be kind, be safe, be nice to one another, please.
In the meantime, we will see you later tomorrow at 3 p.m. Eastern Time.
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