Dec. 18, 2024 - In the Litter Box - Jewels and Catturd
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VOX POPULI, VOX DEI | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 709 – 12/19/2024
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Okay, yesterday.
And so in the midst of doing all of that, because some people, it was really weird, some people had trouble with the show, and then other people did not.
It was like this really strange thing.
So of course, being overly cautious, I get the computer guy in here, and I'm like, hey, can you please just do a once-over and check it out?
Yeah, it wasn't on.
That was my fault.
I didn't turn it back on.
So now it's on.
So anywho, let's get to all of it here.
This is hilarious, Kat.
This is one of the funniest things.
No, so I'm doing my thing this morning.
I'm running around LA, went to the office, got all that stuff figured out because we've got the holidays and everything.
I finally sit down and this is what I saw on my page.
Trending.
Trump and Musk and then Kat turned.
I died.
I literally was cracking up.
I could not stop.
It was so funny just watching this whole thing go down.
And boy, no one more deserving than Crenshaw.
Yeah.
He's a bad guy.
He is.
I patched McCain and we just talked about him just the other day.
Yep.
It's just like Kinzinger, too.
I wasn't even commenting to him.
Just like Kinzinger, you know, when he blew up.
I wouldn't comment to him either.
They just freak out.
When you post, they just completely freak out.
He's a man because I call him a war pig, which he is.
Well, and he got you completely wrong, too.
I mean, the whole thing started, just so everybody knows, Gateway Pundit did a great job.
When he was cussing out somebody else.
Yeah, he was going after Nick Sorter at Nick Sorter on X when Nick put out this post.
He says, D.C. sources tell me that Dan Crenshaw, Texas, is spearheading the effort to get a pay raise for Congress.
Last week, when he was asked about his stock trading, Crenshaw whined that members of Congress haven't had a pay raise since 2009.
Crenshaw almost got his way, right?
And that was the bill that you saw that we stomped on last night.
But he almost got his way, and so now all of a sudden you've got a pay increase that they were asking for.
It was squash, benefits included in today's massive spending deal.
Recently, Crenshaw even said you had no way to better yourself as a congressman without being able to trade stocks.
Well, that's insane.
So he was fighting and pushing for the whole stock situation.
This guy is responsible for loads of the garbage we see being thrown into spending bills, all for his own benefit.
Time for Eyepatch McCain to go.
So, he freaks, especially since...
You can't even read his tweets because you'll be dropping out bombs.
Oh my gosh, it was so bad.
Well, Elon Musk then, he responded to this post.
He says, Congress should only get a raise when the budget is balanced.
And so then all of a sudden, you make an entrance.
Well, then you have Dan...
No, he made an entrance on him, and then I replied to Nick Shorter, not him.
Okay, so Dan Crenshaw then responded to Elon Musk.
He says, I love you, Elon, but you need to take five seconds to check your sources before highlighting bottom feeders looking for clicks.
Yeah, but that's not what started.
It's when he went over the top of...
Nick Shorter and started doing the cussing.
Is that not on the article?
No, it's not.
Man, that's not even...
Okay, so give us a scoop.
Give us a skinny.
Yeah, that don't really have nothing to do with the fight there.
I don't know who wrote that, but...
Yeah, he went...
Anyway, he went, you've effing, effing, effing, effing, effing to Nick Shorter.
I quote tweeted him.
And you don't know I voted a yes.
He said, you effing insult.
And then I answered to him because he was saying, yeah, he didn't vote for a raise, he was saying.
So I said, you got that right.
Yeah, you get it right.
Ben Krenshaw is America's last Ukraine first war pig who doesn't need a raise because of the money he makes when he miraculously became a stock expert since joining.
And that's what got him all.
That's what got his little panties in a bunch.
Oh my gosh.
Well, then he goes on to say, anonymous coward-like cat turd talking chef without any evidence.
I'm used to it.
Sorry.
I was the guy fighting the wars that little, like you, would never dare to.
Little bitches.
Maybe you should read this.
This is more...
This is more your escape than me.
Yeah, I'll read it.
Go for it.
Anonymous cowards like Castor at the basement.
Talking shit without any evidence.
I'm used to it.
Sorry, I was the guy that wars that little bitches like you would never dare to.
One of us has actually served our country and continues to.
While losers like you make money being trolls on social media, I live in whatever town it is just outside Houston.
If you think I'm rich, you're a fucking idiot.
The people getting rich on politics are the influencers like cat turds serving their platforms to the, selling their platforms to the highest bidder.
Sorry to break it to y'all.
That's the truth.
Yay!
All right, let's break it down.
I'm not anonymous.
I've literally got a picture.
I literally got a picture of myself.
I've done Tugger interviews.
I've done my own events.
People see me all the time.
Everybody knows who I am.
Yeah, and one of us has served our country.
Yeah, I'm an Army vet, you flaming idiot.
And then he says, I'm not rich.
You can grok it.
You're worth $4 million.
Just put it in AI. And then I sell my platform to the highest bidder.
I've never taken one dime for any political party.
Not a dime.
Boy, he absolutely, really.
I mean, you get to see who he is.
And just the way that he responded here just tells the story in and of itself.
Oh my gosh.
This guy, along with so many others in Congress.
That wasn't near as bad as what he said to the other guy, though.
He really was unhinged on that one.
Well, I think it could be.
Let me see.
Let me go back to this article.
Because they did have this one.
And so then they went off.
They started talking about how you completely ratioed, of course, Kidzinger.
It's dumb.
Who is this written by?
Who is this article written by?
This is the Gateway Pundit.
Oh, okay.
I didn't even know what it sounded like today.
Yeah, it's out.
Yes, absolutely.
It's out.
And here's the thing.
Okay, so I see in here, they have these snapshots.
So it was my fault.
Because in here, they talk about what you were saying that, you know, fired back at Sorter.
So this part, even though they didn't capture it on the post itself, it's in here, it's in the actual verbiage.
So they did cover it.
Where you came in and all of that.
Enter CatTurd, the online conservative voice who has previously rattled politicians like Adam Kidzinger.
CatTurd wasted no time.
Yeah, get it right, Dan Crenshaw is the America last Ukraine first war pig who doesn't need a raise because all of the money he makes when he miraculously became a stock expert since joining Congress.
It's all public record.
You can look it up.
Yep.
Oh, this is so funny.
Boy, you rattled him good.
Oh, man.
I can get their pennies in the bunch, can't I? Well, it should happen, though.
I mean, they're really upset because they didn't get their way yesterday.
Yeah, man.
I mean, this bill was...
Look, everybody pat themselves on the back because it was an inflection point yesterday.
This was a huge moment in history.
Exactly.
Because they've been doing this ever since Obama, shutting this thing down at Christmas, and everybody goes get their goodies bags, and they go home, and they stick it to us.
This was huge.
This was absolutely huge.
Yeah, and then they're trying to blame it on Elon Musk.
We all, we're not taking this shit no more, man.
This is ridiculous.
Well, that's right.
We killed that bill and they're all crying about it.
They're not crying about it.
You think these people, these Democrats getting up there and crying crocodile tears about, oh, the farmers, they're going to shut down and the farmers can't farm.
And the hurricane victims, you gave all the, the hurricane victims don't have any money in FEMA because you gave it all to illegals.
You didn't have any problem giving 200. Was you worried about the farmers in this country when you sent 250 damn billion dollars to Ukraine this year?
You wasn't worried about them then, were you?
Nope.
They weren't worried.
They're not worried about anybody but themselves.
They were trying.
They all had a piece in this bill.
And I'm telling you something.
This is going to be the end for Mike Johnson.
And it's all because of his doing.
And rather undead.
He is.
He's just absolutely ridiculous.
Absolutely ridiculous.
This isn't hard.
Of course, they're too lazy to actually do something.
They could have got up this morning, wrote a clean CR for three months.
That means just to fund the basic things of government.
No fork, nothing.
Then they could have added to that bill the farmer thing and the hurricane relief, and that's it, and sent it through.
They could have had that, and they could be voting on it tomorrow morning.
No problem.
And then if the Democrats don't vote for it, you go up to the podium.
They didn't want to do hurricane leaf and farming leaf.
They just wanted their pork in there.
Then you got them on the ropes.
This is so easy.
A child can do it that knows anything about politics.
Been following politics for a year.
Or listened to Rush Limbaugh for six months.
Anybody could figure this out.
This is child's play.
It's so easy.
It is.
I mean, they are ruining their own career.
See, they're used to being able to get away with this.
They have the cover of the media.
They've got, you know, the intelligence, you know, different communities that go after them, blackmail them, and then say, oh, no, we'll protect you if you do this or if you do that.
Well, now, all of a sudden, there's a whole new way of doing business, right?
And it's all transparency.
And that's what terrifies them the most is that all of their dirty laundry is going to be out there in the public for everybody to see.
No one's going to protect them.
They're going to have to start, you know, basically behaving themselves.
We're sick of it.
We're completely sick of them.
I just saw this.
Cat turd strikes again.
The gateway pun already.
I don't know how I missed that, but I did.
Yes!
It's right here.
I mean, this is all over the place.
Cat turd strikes again after making Adam Kidzinger cry.
I call him Kidzinger because that's what he is.
The internet sensation roast rhino Dan Crenshaw, an explosive ex-Twitter war.
And you did.
I'm just minding my own business every day.
I don't know how this keeps happening to me.
Are you kidding?
You are the best at what you do.
And here's what's really great about the Gateway Pundit.
They put a picture of you and the cat in between you two.
So they were doubling down on the fact that Crenshaw has absolutely no idea what he's even talking about.
Yeah, don't have a clue.
No, he doesn't.
But don't care.
You know, the guy's a big time.
He's got a serious anger issue.
Serious.
Remember everybody when they threw Kevin McCarthy out and he came back in the house and all of his knuckles were swollen and bloody and they come to find out he hit a wall back there?
That's this guy.
This guy has got serious anger problems.
You can see it.
Just in the way he writes, just in the way he behaves.
I mean, he really is not the kind of person that I would think anybody would want representing them.
There's no demeanor there that you would want.
I mean, there's no self-control.
Here's an idea.
Why do you give a damn about what I say on X or any of these people or Nick Shorter or anybody?
Why do you give a damn?
Get to work!
That's right.
Y'all got a bill you're supposed to be doing up there.
Go go to work.
Get off the internet.
We don't pay you to sit on the internet and cuss everybody out.
I mean, really, this guy has got some problems.
You can just tell.
Seriously, there's so much to do up there.
They should just not even pay any mind to what's going on.
And they're like, we got to work through.
Work through Christmas.
I put out a tweet today.
How many days?
Did you see that?
How many days they work?
How many days they're off a year?
It's insane.
I tweeted about all you got to do is just use Grok.
And another thing that AI lets us do, you can just punch, you can just say, tell me the bad things in the bill, Grok, and it'll just pull up.
And they used to not be able to get away with that doing, you know, 2,000 page builds where nobody read anything.
So we just, everybody just went to Grok, punched him, and he just started pulling up all this garbage.
This is really something.
This whole Grok situation is just awesome.
I was so proud of myself.
Until it eats your face.
Until a drone is right on the tip of your nose.
Until it kills you in your face.
The size of a mosquito.
Yeah.
And it's got poison.
So let's go over some of the things in this bill.
And there's so many.
They just keep adding to it.
Oh, I want this for my little thing.
It's just, okay, this is something in it.
$850,000 for a gay senior home.
Oh my gosh.
$15 million to pay for Egyptians' college tuitions.
This is ridiculous.
$400,000 for a gay activist group to teach elementary kids about being trans.
Does this sound like we won?
No.
Mike Johnson is the one pushing this bill?
Does this sound like we won?
$500,000 for a DEI zoo.
Nobody even knows what this shit is.
$400,000 for a group to give clothes to teens to help them hide their gender.
Oh my gosh.
Tucking, you know, so they can tuck it.
400k.
And it goes on and on and on and on and on like this.
Does this sound like we won?
This has got to stop, and they just don't get it.
Kevin McCarthy has to go as speaker, and he has to be primary and getting out of Congress.
He don't get it.
He's weak.
He's feckless.
We've got a country to save.
We've got limited time.
We do not have time for weaklings.
Not only are you weak, you're either sabotaging Trump on purpose, or you're just weak and stupid.
Either way, you've got to get out.
But here's the deal, Kat.
You just called him McCarthy, I think.
I mean, you're talking about Speaker Johnson talking about getting McCarthy-ed is what you just...
It was a Freudian slip, but I thought it was hilarious.
It's true.
You have to get Johnson out.
I mean, he had everything to do with this.
He presented this on the floor and was trying to get people to vote for it.
He was pushing it on Fox News, and he was using the old tricks they always do.
Hey, you know, we just got, you know, we got to get it to the farmers, we got to get the hurricane victims, and we just, you know.
The next one, though, we're going to hit the ground running.
He said this in September, folks.
We got it on film, where he said there will not be...
A continuing resolution.
And what did they do in three months?
Did they go to work?
Did they bring up every bill and go to work?
It takes work.
You've got to sit up there more hours.
You've got to work more days.
But they don't do it.
They just sit around doing nothing all year and just say, okay, everybody throw everything they want in this port bill.
We'll do it once or twice a year, and we don't have to work, but really three or four days a year.
They're pitiful.
This is unbelievable.
I mean, the whole thing, the more people look into this thing, the worse it gets.
There's no question why, of course.
And we did it.
They hid it.
We did it.
That's why they hate public platforms.
This is why they were on board with making sure that you lost that.
From what I understand, Jack Posobiec is talking about the fact that Mike Johnson has canceled his AmFest appearance this weekend.
Hmm, wonder why?
Because he would get booed off stage and everybody knows it.
We probably won't see that clown again.
We probably will not.
I don't know how he saves face in something like this.
I mean, especially...
Did you see Lindsey Graham said he's voting no on RFK Jr.?
Yeah, good luck to him, too.
You know why?
Big Pharma sponsors him.
That's it.
Every single time.
He's gonna...
They're gonna...
They're going to have a hard time getting him three more than anybody because big pharma owns half these damn people and they want to keep pumping you full of drugs and red dye number three and something you can't pronounce number seven and something that has 17,000 words in it and soy lechon and soy this and crapola and dog shit and turds in your food.
That's exactly right.
They want you to stay sick.
People are very aware of the fact that that's what they want.
I mean, this is how cancer started to begin with.
When you start doing research on how this government has allowed you to get sick so that they can get rich.
Well, it's not really just the government.
It's all the other players involved, the old families.
Then you start to recognize, hey, this was their plan all along.
They want you sick.
Oh, here's Glenn.
I just found Crenshaw's, like, the thing that started tweeting over that guy.
He goes, yeah, or maybe you're an effing lying piece of shit because I'm not even on the yes list for the whip team.
Never have been.
But hey, whatever, get your pathetic bottom feeders, your clickbait, you effing insult.
They're supposed to be above, you know, they're supposed to be above trolls on Twitter.
Oh my gosh, here he is.
Yeah, I mean, he just can't stop himself.
Yeah, and it was late last night.
He's probably drunk.
Who knows?
I hope he was, because surely he wouldn't do that sober.
But at some point you sober up.
And if that's the case, wouldn't you think that he would go in here and do some cleanup?
I mean, this is bad.
This is a bad look for him.
He doesn't care.
He's a bad guy.
He always has been.
We've got to work on really primarying these people.
They're not Republicans.
Obviously.
They're not people that you want to represent you.
Okay, here it is.
I put through AI, Grok.
How many days were Congress off work in 2024?
And this is what Grok says.
In 2024, Congress was scheduled to be in session for approximately 138 days, which means they were off work for about 227 days.
They didn't work 227 days last year, and they won a $70,000 raise.
Do you know how many people that I know that have three jobs and families to support?
I mean, both parents work full-time all the time.
And child care, forget about it.
I mean, if you throw a child into the mix, oh my gosh.
Like we say all the time, they're part-time workers.
And then, so they worked 138 days this year, and you think I'm going to cry one tear or anybody listening to the show is going to cry a single tear over them having to work over Christmas?
My God, you got to spend 227 days home, and don't pretend like you're out beating the streets, working up proposals.
You know what you're doing on your 227 days off?
You're doing fundraisers for your next damn election.
We know what you do.
Unbelievable.
I mean, they're running just, that's the whole thing.
It's not to do the work for the people.
They're running to get rich and to basically raise into this upper echelon of society where they are protected.
There's no holds bar, all of that stuff.
And it's got to change.
And truly, it will.
If we keep the pressure on, it will change.
We will be able to primary these people.
Because they could care less about you and me.
They do not care about this country.
There's a huge difference between Donald Trump, a person who has got everything in the world, right?
I mean, he could easily retire and never look back.
And he's still fighting.
And then you've got the Crenshaw's of the world and others that are just like him that are only in it for themselves.
Look at the difference.
You've got Elon Musk who's right there with President Trump.
Neither one of them need this.
They don't need the headache.
They really do not.
But yet they're doing it because they know that they have a nation to save and really a world to save because there's not another America just waiting in the wings that's going to step in for us.
I mean, we save it or we're doomed.
That's just the way it's going to roll.
And we almost were.
They were about to just be able to run away with all of this nonsense.
And finally, people are waking up to what we've been talking about since the very beginning.
That Joe Biden, alright, he was never president.
Hello!
I mean, the full truth about the cover-up, bad Dr. Jill and all the enemies within must be exposed.
All of a sudden, they're starting to talk about this stuff?
We've been saying this for years.
Investigation now?
The knives have come out, and so has the truth.
What we're learning is terrifying, infuriating, an unacceptable abuse of power, a usurpation of the presidency itself by a nameless, faceless cohort.
Wow, we'll never know who the...
Will we ever know who these conspirators are?
Let me tell you what, we've known.
What was your first clue?
When he was falling up the stairs?
Or...
You know.
Who's brought ideas out?
Let's get Joe to walk in some deep sand.
I mean.
You know, for 50 feet.
He falls over on a bike.
He falls over by a podium.
The guy can't walk on pavement.
They're going to put him in deep sand, and nobody can walk on deep sand.
It's hard for anybody to walk on, even if you're in shape.
I mean, what is the problem here?
And now all of a sudden they're acting like, oh, the lights just came on.
We want to see this investigation.
This is ridiculous to me.
Anybody that's this late to the party doesn't deserve even a column or a page or even a blip on the map.
We have known all of this.
I mean, the lamestream media has done an incredible job of just lying to people to such a degree that we had somebody like this supposedly running the country for the last four years.
What an insult.
They stole an election.
They were about to steal another one.
But boy, they've got us fired up now.
Yesterday was a perfect example.
You would have not seen anything like that if you wouldn't have seen all of this stuff going on.
These people are corrupt.
I cannot wait until they get their day in court.
The other thing that was in that bill was to make sure that they covered up all kinds of things so that you couldn't do investigations on January 6th.
That was for Liz Cheney.
I mean, come on already.
Then you've got Fannie Willis.
I mean, all right, let's just escalate her into power.
She has been disqualified from prosecuting Donald Trump in the Georgia election case.
This is after the bombshell.
It's just going.
What? - What?
Of course she should not be able to prosecute this case.
What's your first clue?
My gosh.
I mean, she needs to be investigated.
She was the one that absolutely was headed up to the White House.
They threw her in her.
They threw her in her whole damn team.
It's over.
It's over.
How dumb does Jenny Ellis feel right now?
She's on probation.
She just skated.
Oh, Kat, that was a perfect post, too.
You reminded everybody about Jenny Ellis.
How sad and pathetic is she?
I mean, really.
And I got a lot of blowback when I, you know, went off on her and her miserable self, but I don't care.
I mean, I call it like I see it.
And this woman got exactly what she deserves.
Do you remember this?
We've been and I value election integrity.
If I knew then what I know now, I would have declined to represent Donald Trump in these post-election challenges.
I look back on this whole experience with deep remorse.
For those failures of mine, Your Honor, I have taken responsibility already before the Colorado Bar who censored me, and I now take responsibility before this court and apologize.
We've been and I value election integrity.
If I knew...
This chick is so off her rocker.
I think it is so funny.
You didn't have to do any of it.
No.
And I will tell you something.
Everybody was like, you don't know what kind of pressure she's under.
And you're really, you know, you need to stay out of this one.
I'm going, are you kidding?
She's going against President Trump.
She's willing to sell him out to the top bidder.
No, I'm not sitting this one out, thanks.
You sit this one out.
And so after, I think, when you posted that, Kat, I don't know, the timing couldn't have been better.
It was six hours ago.
I'm not sure when yours was.
But President Trump posts this.
He says, everybody wants to be my friend.
Yeah, all of a sudden.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, suddenly everybody does.
Yo, Fanny!
She's drinking it.
She's drinking.
What would she say she's drunk?
Grey Goose!
Grey Goose was her drink of choice.
I don't drink beer.
I drink Grey Goose.
Well, I got something for you.
If you go to a cabin with Miss Willis, ever.
Ever?
Ever.
This is my Elton Hall of T- Elton Auto Trumpo.
No.
No.
Oh my gosh.
That's from Maldonado Trumpo.
I could laugh for days over that.
And Donald Trump retweeted it.
Yes, he did.
That's actually from his Truth Social account.
You gotta love this stuff.
I mean, we take the wins where we can, but who knew it was going to be so much fun?
I mean, these are a bunch of clowns.
They are a joke.
They are embarrassing.
They really should be ashamed of themselves, but if it wasn't so funny, I mean, we really wouldn't have anything to talk about.
This is comedy at its finest.
You're watching all of them just, you know, fall off.
And it's so good to see.
I know that Neil Cavuto is out at Fox.
I know.
God, I can't stand that watermelon head.
Horse head.
He's gone.
You know.
Oh my goodness.
He's got the biggest head I've ever seen in my life.
Well, I mean...
Got its own zip code.
Wild stuff is happening.
So, make sure that you're prepared.
We're entering in a new era in American history.
People feel confident and optimistic, but in my opinion, we can't let our guard down.
Of course not.
We saw exactly what just happened with the drones, the balloons, and everything else.
just gotten crazy out there.
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Fun, isn't it?
Got to get the emergency stuff.
I swear, you know what?
What I, and I put it in one of my posts today, I put, what a ray to end the year with Cat Turd getting into it with Eyepatch McCain.
I didn't see it on my bingo card, but I should have.
I mean, I really should have.
That was the funniest thing.
I wasn't expecting it, especially since we just brought him up.
But you know what?
He's like a bad penny.
He continues to show up.
He's always showing up.
He had everything to do with that whole thing.
The memes are glorious.
I mean, I was laughing at your page all day looking at this stuff.
I mean, these are just really good.
Now, it's even better now because, you know, AI, you can just go in there and say, hey, have cat turd fighting, you know, you can just do it so fast.
It is so funny.
It's so cool right until I eat your face in your sleep.
Well, I took a picture of what was trending.
I mean, mine wasn't fully AI because you were trending right alongside with President Trump and Elon Musk.
I mean, you were right there.
That's how I started my day.
And I went, oh my gosh, you're kidding.
I don't even think about this stuff anymore.
It happens more than 10 minutes.
It's so weird.
It's so funny.
I know, and then you're on to the next thing.
But this is just a riot.
You got him so angry.
I mean, you really...
The reason he's so mad is because he knows I'm right about his trading deal.
He also said in another cuss-out thing...
That he had only invested $20,000 in his life in the stock market, and then, of course, community notes come, yeah, you just did $400,000 this year, actually.
Oh, my gosh.
He's a liar, man.
He's a liar.
Dude, all he does is lie.
Well, he's going to get busted for it, for sure, because you know what happens?
As soon as he makes those statements, then you've got all kinds of people that will start digging, and they will.
I don't know, though.
I think one of my favorites, and I'm not quite sure, I'll have to go back through your timeline to give the person credit, but the Christmas sweater with Dan Crenshaw wearing cat turds was just a riot.
They're all good.
They are all good.
I mean, you just can't beat this.
So he's going to cry all Christmas as a result of this.
You know this is going to live in his head non-stop.
Same thing with Speaker Johnson.
They're saying point blank, hey look, he just ruined his chances for Speaker.
Now's our chance.
Who do you want in there, Kat?
Of who?
Of the Speaker?
I don't even know.
But the thing about it is...
They can pick anybody.
They can pick Elon Musk as the speaker.
They can pick anybody.
The speaker does not have to be a member of Congress, so they can pick Newt Gingrich to come back and be the speaker.
They can pick you, too.
They can pick anybody.
So, I mean, the sky's the limit.
They could put Vivek in there.
Anybody.
Anybody.
Matt Gaetz, Thomas Massey, I saw quite a few names that were floating around.
Elon Musk, I almost named the show that last night.
I was like, oh my gosh, because he really, he helped so much yesterday.
He put it all out there, and the more that was discovered about this bill, especially, and that's really great when you start talking about Doge, and you start talking about the fact that they want to Basically bail us out of what we've gotten into.
You've got...
I mean, he's taking his job seriously and they haven't even gotten started yet.
They were gonna burn more money in Ukraine.
They were gonna burn more money on all of those other things that you listed.
I mean, DEI, transgender, all that stuff.
You're right when you say, doesn't look like we won, does it?
Not with these fools representing us.
That's why I cannot wait.
I hope we get a new show.
Did you see him calling out Chip Roy?
No.
Yeah, Trump just called out Chip Roy and him is going at it right now.
Really?
Yeah, because he's trying to get some kind of deal going.
Of course, Chip Roy.
Let me tell you about Chip Roy.
If everybody I know this is probably fans of Chip Roy.
But...
In 2018, when we had the Hurricane Michael come through here, which was the highest volume, you hadn't seen damage.
I mean, I know that they were devastated around these hurricanes, but this literally wiped out of town.
Only 4% of the buildings were standing.
Everybody that stayed died.
It was bad.
I mean, this thing was 160 mile an hour sustained winds.
It didn't go through here in an hour.
It came through here four hours.
And everybody, pretty much, I was one of the only buildings that, for some reason, although I lost 17 trees, some reason, the people who built my house put hurricane ties in them, which is a miracle, man.
It's like $25,000, $30,000 extra dollars, and nobody does that in the country.
And so it can sustain 200-mile-an-hour winds, and that was the only thing that saved me, or my whole house would have been blown away.
But let me get back to the point.
So They instantly approved hurricane funding for this area.
And when I say this is a poor area, the beach area is not a poor area, but everything that was devastated here is a poor area.
And I'm talking about everybody lost everything.
It looked like a nuclear bomb went off for a 50-mile radius.
And Chip Roy held up funding for some principal reason, I can't even remember, in Texas.
He held up the bill for a year and nobody got any hurricane relief.
All these poor people around here for a hundred mile radius around me.
They were desperate for money from the government.
Didn't get a dime because of Chip Roy in Texas.
Oh my gosh.
How do these people continue to have seats?
So when everybody takes up for him, I can't stand that guy.
There's not anybody in this panhandle that don't hate his guts, trust me.
Oh my gosh.
Well, President Trump, he wrote not one, but two posts about it, apparently.
He says,"...the very unpopular congressman from Texas, Chip Roy, is getting in the way, as usual, of having yet another great Republican victory." All for the sake of some cheap publicity for himself.
Republican obstructionists have to be done away with.
The Democrats are using them and we can't let that happen.
Our country is far better off closing up for a period of time than it is agreeing to the things that the Democrats want to force upon us.
Biden is president and it's his obligation to properly lead.
We're there to do the right thing and we can't agree with what Biden and the Democrats are demanding.
Weak and ineffective people like Chip have to be dismissed as being utterly unknowledgeable as to the ways of politics and as to making America great again.
Put America first and go for the victory, even if that means shutting the government down for a period of time.
We had an overwhelming victory just four weeks ago, and we're not going to let the Democrats forget it so quickly.
He's right.
Okay, look.
Look what I just posted.
I found it.
Okay.
See if it pulls up the story.
Let me see here.
Let me get back on Kat.
Wait, it didn't post, did it?
Yeah, it's just a link.
Okay.
Do you see it?
Yes, I do.
Just hit it.
There it is.
Single-handedly delays 19.1 billion disaster aid package.
That's when everybody got hit that year.
Yeah, read the story.
This is the craziest thing.
I try to tell everybody this.
Nobody believes me.
I've hated that guy ever since then.
I got into it back then on Twitter when I was like at 5,000 followers with him.
These people were hurting, and he grandstanded and grandstanded like he's doing now, and he held up.
Nobody got anything because of this guy, and he didn't care.
He was undamaged in Texas with his house and family.
Well, and here's the deal.
Read down the story, man.
Just read some of it.
Well, the crazy thing is, is that they're willing to throw all of this money towards Ukraine and for endless wars where people lose their lives instead of going after peace.
But they won't even help victims of a hurricane or some tragedy here in the USA. That tells you everything you need to know.
But yes, here it goes.
It says, most Texans in Congress had hoped the bill would easily pass Friday because of a provision designed to expedite the release of billions of dollars in disaster aid to the state.
In our state, too.
Ours was attached to it.
That $19 billion, ours was attached to it.
Because this place got flattened, man.
Nobody got anything.
Nobody.
That is horrible.
For like a year because of that idiot.
Because of him.
And every time, oh, he's one of the good ones.
When you've lived here and you see the people suffer around here and how devastating it was to this area.
They hadn't even built back Mexico Beach yet six years later.
They're still building it back.
They just got a gas station a few years ago finally again.
And to watch these people up here suffer and to watch this guy in Texas who just got in Congress hold it up and sit up there on the grandstand and hold it up month after month after month and watching these people get nothing.
And he didn't care.
So I don't even want to hear anything about that guy being a good guy.
I can't stand him ever since then.
I'll never will be able to stand him.
There ain't nobody in a hundred mile radius here that doesn't know his name and what they cost him.
Oh my gosh.
Well, when you think about what happened in Maui, when you think about what happened in Ohio, you start to realize real quick, especially with the hurricanes that we just had, both in Florida when you had, and then North Carolina, Milton and Helene.
And they just, they're not getting what they need.
And now it's cold.
It's cold in North Carolina.
These people are living in tents.
They do not have the relief.
And you have, you know, a full-blown administration that has completely ignored them.
Completely.
You've got J.D. Vance who's going up there and he's not even vice president yet.
Where's Kamala?
There's no leadership up there.
There's nothing because there's no leader.
These are all the bureaucrats behind the scenes that got a crack at the presidency.
The closest they will ever come is by putting turnip brain up in there.
So here it is.
It says, a bipartisan group of Texas members of Congress will have to wait until early next month to see passage on a long-sort measure that will release more than $4 billion in aid to parts of Texas that bear the front of the hurricanes.
And they're just saying Texas because they're in Texas.
This bill had all the hurricane relief, and especially, we were the hardest hit.
And listen, this is the point, legislation that swiftly passed in the U.S. Senate on Thursday afternoon came to an abrupt halt on the U.S. House side at the hand of a Texan, mind you, U.S. Representative Chip Roy, an Austin Republican.
So here this all happened in Texas and in your area, and yet a Texan representative is the one that stopped it.
From Austin, no less.
That tells a story in and of itself.
Very liberal area.
The bill allocated over $19 billion in disaster funding for nine states and two territories.
Yes.
Oh my gosh.
And it just kept getting held up.
Because he didn't like some spinning somebody had.
And I'm like, man.
And it was just about all hurricane relief.
I'm just saying, man, fight a battle later, man.
These people have nothing.
This is after Hurricane Harvey.
Yep.
This was like hurricanes for a year.
And he just came in and he held it all up.
And then they end up passing it anyway.
He didn't get anything he wanted anyway, a year later.
Oh, that is just, that is tragic.
And yet he still has a seat.
And it's because of all of the funding from other Republicans who made sure that they keep their faith in.
He also went all in.
He campaigned with DeSantis against Trump the entire primary, too.
Oh, well, it's over for him.
Isn't it?
That's why President Trump, I'm sure they all want to be his friend.
And there's going to be some that are always going to be the swamp.
So then he comes back, President Trump does.
He says, Chip Roy is just another ambitious guy with no talent.
By the way, how's Bob Good doing?
I hope some talented challengers are getting ready in the great state of Texas to go after Chip in the primary.
He won't have a chance.
Yeah, I got all kinds of him sitting there with dissent as mocking President Trump.
Well, we know what to do.
Just go down to Dilley's.
We know exactly what to do.
Right below that, go to Dilley's tweet.
I'm sure that's a meme.
I don't know what it is.
I'm sure it's a funny thing because I like to do funny shit.
All I have is Joe replying.
It's a Newt Gingrich.
No, below that tweet, I reposted a Brendan Dilley.
Oh, okay, over on your page.
On my page.
Okay, I was still on President Trump's page.
Let me get over to you, see what's happening.
Yeah, let's see.
This is a meme, too, but let's see what it is, because it's always funny.
Okay, so on mine...
Oh, so where is it?
No, see, mine's different than yours.
That's crazy.
Mine is different than yours.
Just go to Dilley's page and you know how to do it.
Yes, yes, yes.
He said, has President Trump just nuked Chip Roy?
And I thought now was a good time to remind you who he is.
And you know this is going to be a meme and it's going to be funny because they're putting them out everywhere right now because they don't like you.
Isn't this wild?
I'm just not even seeing his stuff.
See, this happens sometimes.
I don't get what you get.
It's just the most...
Right there.
Come up.
Come up.
Back, back, back, back, back.
Oh, this one here?
No.
Keep going.
Keep going.
That one right there.
Okay.
This one.
Where he says...
Yeah.
Oh, here it is.
Let's just see what it's...
I don't even know what it's going to say, but...
Okay.
Here we go.
And all of you fuckers out there.
And all of you fuckers out there.
We've got all these numbers and everything else that we are pleasuring each other to.
No, I mean, you talked about a circle of your description of pleasure.
I just know what you're doing there.
No, he went off one time on Trump voters and stuff.
I thought that was it.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I mean, here's the thing.
President Trump has put him on notice.
Everybody else will follow.
I mean, there's no question.
We've got so much to do.
A lot of people think, oh, we can just relax now.
We won.
Yay.
No, no, no, no.
Now it's time to do the dirt work.
I don't care if they shut it down.
The reason nobody wants to shut it down is because it's not because they care about anybody's money or this and that.
Everybody's going to get paid.
They always do.
There's been tons of shutdowns since Reagan, and it's never hurt any political party, no matter what they say.
It never hurts anybody.
But the reason they don't want to shut it down and the reason they're desperate not to shut it down is because they don't want you to know that when they shut it down, your life goes on as usual without them, and you don't care.
That's it.
Exactly.
Same thing with shrinking the government.
We don't need all of these people.
Look at how Twitter basically thrived when Elon Musk got rid of everybody and he bought it.
He turned it into X and now look.
I mean, what?
He got rid of 93%, I think.
Of the people that worked there.
They were having everything from luxury lunches to spa days to all of these different things.
I mean, to be a Twitter, back in the day, employee, it came with all of the perks.
A gourmet kitchen and non-stop wine on top of the building.
I actually have a few friends that worked there.
And they talked about, you know, a day at Twitter and what that was like.
But now it's not like that.
And it's not going to be like that in the government either.
And these lobbyists that put together these bills, these lobbyists and lawyers with the blessing of Mike Johnson and others just to make sure that they get what they want out of it, those days are numbered.
Especially when you have Doge and you have people that are going to really start looking into what it contains.
Like you said, Grok, it basically disassembled the thing for everybody in a matter of seconds.
What's in the bill?
And then it just goes da-da-da-da-da-da.
There it is.
Now who in their right mind would sign something like that?
Fools like this.
Chip Royce of the world.
People like Mike Johnson.
No matter what he does after what he did with all these people suffering for a year and they never got their money because of him.
And he was just doing it to grandstand.
I don't have anything to do with him and never will.
Totally in agreement.
I don't care.
He's got a high liberty score and he's conservative about a lot of things.
I don't care.
After he did that, I just don't care about him anymore.
I never will.
Everybody around here knows his name, believe me.
They know his name and they know exactly why.
They sit there living in a motel for a year when they couldn't build their house back and get any kind of relief or anything.
Well, you don't forget that.
And you certainly don't forget all of the people that continue to push war.
I mean, that's where this funding is going.
It's going so that they can continue on with a war instead of any of them pushing for peace.
The only person that stood up and said, hey, you know, we really need to back off this whole war thing.
You know, people are dying.
It's just a massacre over there.
Carnage like you cannot imagine is President Trump.
He used the word carnage over and over again in that 45 minute press conference.
That we haven't had since when he was president the last time around because Joe Biden couldn't do one.
Yes, that one.
Where he basically said, if you knew what I knew, if you saw the pictures that I have actually seen, you wouldn't want war either.
They are wiping out complete generations of people.
These are human beings, just like you and me.
They have families.
They have loved ones, people that care about them, wiped out in a matter of minutes.
For what?
When you have these bills and you're in charge, you just, from the beginning, you say, this is how it's going to go.
And you get it and you vote quick and you get all your members on board and you just do it.
And once it lulls around like this, this is when everybody starts fighting stuff.
And this is called no leadership from Johnson.
This is what no leadership looks like at all.
It's over.
I mean, not to even mention the fact that it's unconstitutional.
I mean, continuing resolution includes a section for House offices to squash third-party subpoenas of the House data, disregard separation of powers doctrine, This is what they were pushing.
And they did this for a reason.
January 6th, they wanted to strip President Trump of his powers.
They wanted to do exactly what they did the last time around.
Oh yeah, Chip Roy called us all fuckers.
Remember that?
Oh gosh, he's just gross.
I remember that now.
Has anybody got that tape?
Oh my gosh.
He said Trump voters are a bunch of fuckers.
I mean, why would you want somebody leading you that spoke about you like that?
I don't know.
But that's how they think about MAGA. I mean, really.
Just don't like the guy, man.
Oh my gosh.
So the speaker drama, I've got it here.
He tries to clarify his comments afterwards.
Says he wasn't lashing out at Matt Gaetz.
So you can see there's a clear divide here.
Play that and see if that's the actual one.
I mean, here's one.
Unfortunately, I have to go through an ad because it's YouTube.
But yes, he did that.
It's probably a condom ad or something.
So what I'll do is I'll play it until we get up to the part.
And then once I get rid of this, I can skip the ad and put it back.
Going over in Republicoland, ladies and gentlemen.
Did Chip Roy call MAGA Republicans motherfuckers?
He didn't hold back recently and tells how long it will take to fix the border.
That's the subtitle of this one.
This is Joey Pags of the Pennsylvania Paggots.
God, unfortunately, he's a left-wing crazy wacko married in this.
Yeah, we don't want to hear him, man.
No, he's just going to go off.
So I was wondering if I could get the clip, but...
Yeah, we don't want to hear him.
No.
I don't know who he is.
I don't follow these people.
But yes, apparently he did.
So, there you have it.
Man, did you see what happened to Nick Qurentis, or whatever his name is?
Qurentis?
Do you see that?
No.
What do you got?
Yeah, so, a guy with a gun...
And a crossbow and some kind of, I think a bomb or something, showed up on his doorstep to kill him yesterday.
What?
And he had just committed three other homicides.
And then I think he went to the neighbors and killed two of their dogs.
And then the police come and shot him dead.
This is just...
Are you serious?
Yeah.
That's scary.
I just posted the video of it.
They finally come up with it.
Yeah, the guy had a crossbow.
See, this is what I'm saying.
Let me read this.
Whether you like the guy or not, man, they doxed him on this platform.
And this is crazy, man, for people to do this shit.
It sucks, man.
I don't care if you like the guy or hate the guy.
He does not deserve this.
This is crazy.
I'm going to try to find it.
I mean, that's just nuts.
This is crazy, man.
What the hell's going on, man?
I mean, he's lucky, and I'm glad he's okay.
So, here it is.
This is just nuts.
The killer parked his car in front of my house and approached my door with his pistol drawn in what appears to be a crossbow.
I was live streaming at the time.
He rings the doorbell, tries the doorknob, and yells, Yo, Nick!
So here it is.
This is the guy.
He's got a crossbow.
Yeah, so let me see here.
So this is the actual video.
Okay, so here's the thread.
He says, According to the police, the would-be assassin committed a triple homicide in southern Illinois earlier yesterday before he arrived at my doorstep with his pistol drawn, calling my name.
I'm grateful to God that I'm still alive today.
Tragically, the gunman broke into a neighbor's home to evade police and killed two of their dogs.
While heartbreaking, it could have been so imaginably worse.
God have mercy.
Doxy is not a gain.
This lynch mob behavior must end before everyone else is.
I will now have to uproot my life and relocate while I can handle whatever comes to my front door.
It's irresponsible to expect my neighbors with young families to share this burden.
In the meantime, I will have to contact 24-Hour Security to protect myself and my property.
That's it, too.
And I don't care, you know, a lot of people don't like this guy.
A lot of people love him.
I don't care, you know, each one.
He has no right.
I mean, they dox you, and then this guy has just killed three people, goes up and he's going to try to kill him, and he does not deserve this, and I'm glad he's okay.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, Kat, this is...
And then they killed two of his neighbor's dogs.
I'm sure, you know, that would make you feel bad.
Well, this is what I was worried about with you.
You were swatted three times, and you had nothing but police that just entered your property.
I thought about your dogs wanting to...
Nothing this bad, though.
My God, this guy was...
I mean, it's one thing a guy shows up, he's got a gun, he's yelling threats, because a lot of guys just, you know, they'll never act on it.
This guy, he has nothing to lose.
He just committed three damn homicides.
And then I guess the police came.
I don't know if it was there.
I didn't read the whole story.
I just read his tweets.
But man, this has got to stop.
Wow.
I don't care if you like somebody or don't like them on social media.
They have a right to security for their home and their loved ones and their neighbors.
And this is, I mean, you're talking about taking it too far.
Gosh, I mean...
That is scary.
That could happen to any of us.
It certainly could.
I'm glad that guy ended up getting shot, and I am.
So, thank God for that.
So, is this guy dead now?
Yeah.
They killed him.
Good.
The police killed him.
I mean, I hate to say that, but...
He showed up with a gun and a damn crossbow and an incendiary device.
Oh, my God.
And you saw the video.
He goes, yo, Nick.
I've been playing it nonstop.
That's why you gotta be armed, man.
Wow.
If somebody does that to your home and you got a spatula and a toaster, what are you gonna do?
Yeah, before he was taken down by police later next door to his neighbors.
Wow.
Isn't that crazy?
Well, I mean, this is what's happening.
And now he's going to have to move, uproot his whole damn life.
It's ridiculous.
Well, look at what they did to President Trump.
Two assassination attempts.
I mean, basically, he stays in Mar-a-Lago because he's got his own protection down there.
He's got a little robot dog walking around.
I mean, he's fortunate enough.
You see that robot dog he's got walking around?
It is the coolest thing.
It is absolutely the coolest thing.
But yeah.
Well, you want to leave on a positive note, I got Monkey in her little calf.
She is so, so cute.
It's been 30 degrees every morning lately, so I got her, her ears are always cold.
This is a beautiful picture of her.
Let me just get this one up here.
She's a gorgeous dog.
She really is something.
Let me grab her and put her on here so everybody can see.
Ever since she was born, she's been like a little weirdo.
She's weird, man.
Monkey's weird.
When you say weird.
She's adorable, though.
She's sweet as she can be.
When you say she's weird.
She's very weird.
Like in what way?
I like weird dogs.
Phil Hansen's a little funny one too.
He's a funny bunny.
She's got her mama's eyes.
Sweetie's eyes look just like that.
Look how pretty she is.
Wiggles is whispering, that looks stupid when you get that out.
She feels good.
She likes it.
She does actually like that.
Of course.
Her ears get really cold in the morning, so I just thought I'd get that and put it on her ears.
Oh, that is sick, Kat.
See, your wardrobe is growing.
I'm telling you.
You rubbed off on me somehow.
I feel like an idiot.
I mainly just like the costumes, though.
I can't wait to do the Trump costumes.
Oh, they love their little sweaters and stuff and their shoes.
I mean, what's so funny is when somebody comes over to my house and if he doesn't have his shoes on because we're relaxing at home or what have you, if somebody comes over, I open up the door and then all of a sudden Handsome gets on his back.
He rolls over on his back with all four paws and people that are not used to knowing why he does that, they're like, what's he doing?
I'm like, he's not playing dead.
He wants me to put his shoes on so that we can go wherever we're going.
So a lot of people are like, why is he doing that?
It's because he's getting ready.
He wants to have his shoes put on so he can go for a walk with everybody.
Yeah.
So he's my little funny bunny too.
All right, everybody.
Well, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.