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American Relief Act | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 710 – 12/20/2024
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Today is Friday, December 20th, 2024, episode number 710. Please remember to like, share, follow, hit the notification button so you know when we go live on this show.
You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
Stirring up the shit.
Stirring up the shit.
Never in my entire life have I seen anything quite like it.
Neither will I ever again.
I don't believe.
My goodness sakes, Kat.
What is happening here?
You mean that clusterfuck they call a congress up there?
That is exactly what I'm referring to.
All right, so I do my thing.
Before we get started, I just want to say this.
It's a lack of leadership, and it all points to Johnson, I'm just telling you.
That's pretty much it.
You got a leader that can call everybody in a room and say, hey, everybody's not going to get what they want.
Let's figure out a way to pass this.
Let's do this, this, this, and get it through.
And there's just no leadership up there.
None whatsoever.
All right, well, I guess we can go ahead and pack it all up and just go ahead and enjoy our Christmas vacation.
Shut it down.
I don't care.
It's Biden shut down.
It's his watch.
That's what they're not getting.
That's right.
Well, you're trending again, second day in a row.
All right.
So I go about my day.
I'm on my phone half the time.
I don't see those notifications like the trending or whatever on the phone because it's so small.
So as soon as I sit down at the big screen, that's what I call it.
All of a sudden, here you are again, right next to President Trump.
Yeah, it should be.
The way it always will be.
And it's great.
I know that you have got all kinds of things that you want to say about this government shutdown and everybody involved.
What a nightmare.
Like you said, it's a lack of leadership, period, the end.
It's because they have no leadership.
If you've got a leader up there, they can get it done.
Hmm.
But, I mean, it's just, it's the Republican Party.
We know how they do it.
Oh my gosh.
And then, the loudest people on Twitter right now, or X, God, I don't know what to call it anymore.
The loudest people on X, you got all these never-Trumpers, who hated Trump all along, who...
Who was touring around with DeSantis and then after DeSantis went to Haley and all of them are sitting out there and they're blabbing their mouths about what I'm saying and about what Dilly's saying and about what you're saying and about this is this and actually think they have an opinion.
That's what's funny.
We don't give a damn what you got to say.
You didn't even support him in the primary.
You were out there every single day tweeting, how's he going to win the general?
He has no path to win the general.
And now you're going to sit up there and act like we care about what you think Trump should or shouldn't do or your opinion on the debt limit or your opinion on my tweets.
We don't give a damn, people.
We don't care what you got to say.
You're the loser.
You don't have a seat at the table.
You didn't see it coming.
You were wrong for the last year.
We're not going to listen to somebody stupid like that.
Imagine me listening to somebody who actually thinks anybody could have beat Donald Trump in a damn primary.
Or would put anybody else up there.
My God!
Gee!
Guy's a legendary, iconic figure in our country.
They're going to be talking about him for 300 years.
And you're going to put up who?
Nikki Haley to beat him?
Ridiculous.
I mean, my God!
You have the political instincts of a butternut squash.
Oh, and then they make things worse.
They double down and they act like Pence has some kind of say in the matter.
Oh, no.
Okay, he holds no power here.
Hello.
We got rid of him.
We have J.D. Vance now.
Thank you very much.
The fly was right all along.
We all know that.
Nikki Haley, Birdbrain, out.
None of them even...
We don't want to hear from the cheap seats now that we're wrong.
For the last two years, dog Trump out.
We're wrong about everything they said.
We were right about everything, and now they want to come in, and they're all going in my replies, and they're all that little dork from Red State, who's the big, Red State's the biggest anti-Trump, bushy, neocon, yucky, old 1990 cod, and wants their Republican Party back.
Crap, never Trump rag.
Who cares what y'all got to say?
We don't care about you at all.
It's the most ridiculous thing.
We don't want to hear the screaming from the cheap seats.
Yeah.
No.
Not even at all.
It's really interesting whenever they come back into the fray.
They lost.
Point blank.
Their polls were wrong.
Their information was wrong.
Their ideas were wrong.
They didn't have any idea what was happening with the culture or what was going on, the groundswell of support.
They had no idea about this movement.
And now all of a sudden they think they can come back in here and weigh in.
Who's going to listen to them?
Not one single person.
And they're just being loud and just, we don't care what you got to say.
You haven't been right in years about anything.
My gosh.
Here's the one you're talking about here, this red coat fellow.
Yeah, really sad.
Yeah, that's the writer.
He's always, in my mentions, just a big, giant name.
It might as well be Liz Cheney talking.
That's what they are.
They're all a bunch of Liz Cheney lovers.
And Mitt Romney lovers.
And Mike Pence lovers.
And the Bushes dynasty.
It's just like, man, 1995 caused a bunch of ridiculous rag.
Never Trump rag back.
I mean, my God.
Eric Erickson used to be there, for God's sake.
Exactly.
Don't let red state fool you.
Yeah, look at their story today.
Neil Cavuto leaves Fox News after nearly three decades with a level of grace that's all too rare.
Are they serious?
The biggest never-Trumping snide watermelon head who didn't do anything but talk crap about Trump every single day for years and years.
Of course, the never-Trump rag's gonna love and fawn all over the never-Trump guy from Fox.
Wait, excuse me though.
Wait a minute.
This guy, this is a guy that wrote this.
I don't know.
Well, I mean, with a level of grace that's all too rare?
Yay!
Pardon me, but I just want to point that out.
Whoa, that's a dude that wrote that?
All right, so obviously out of touch.
It's laughable.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We don't care what your opinion is.
We don't care.
What's his path to 270 for two years?
It's just like, God, the never-Trumpers, y'all don't have a seat at the table.
We don't care what you got to say.
Go to your little parties and talk about war.
Talk about how you love war.
Well, speaking of which, you know, they're just going to go ahead and give more to Ukraine.
That just about sent everybody over the edge today.
I mean, but you should have seen it coming.
I mean, you know what this administration is all about, and you know what the RINOs are all about as well.
They're all about giving our money away and can't wait to do it.
It's the most incredible thing I have ever seen.
We have got hurricane victims.
We've got the looming shutdown.
We've got farmers that need support.
We've got all of these people in this country right here that need help.
And they are sending our money instead over to Ukraine.
Talk about not reading the room.
They get everything wrong.
Just all of it.
Well, he gave a billion a day to the national, to the rainforest.
Student debt, too.
Don't forget, he's trying that.
Oh, yeah.
And after they come back and scorn him again, you can't do this, the Supreme Court said last week.
Again, it's unconstitutional.
So he comes out and just said, I'm doing it again, $4.8 billion.
They just want to empty the Treasury and make it so hard on Trump that he ain't got no money left.
Oh, this is incredible.
Yeah, so just so everybody knows that while hurricane victims are still struggling, another $1.2 billion is going and being allocated to Ukraine.
Wishing you a Merry Christmas, America, courtesy of the Biden administration.
America Last!
This is what they want.
They want war.
And the reason why Joe Biden and Kamala Harris ran up to Washington D. Sleaze isn't to bail out or to worry about U.S. citizens, right?
Those victims in the hurricane or the farmers or anybody else for that matter, federal workers, what have you.
No, they're there because Putin is starting to talk real tough now.
As a result of all of this mess.
They wanted us in war.
They're going to get us into war.
That's always been their goal.
And no time like the present.
I mean, that's their angle.
War.
It's amazing.
They just like...
Well, Russian President Putin declares war has been declared on the Russian world today.
I mean, this is serious stuff, but they don't care.
This is what they want.
They think that you'll forget everything else.
This complete nightmare that we've all witnessed the last four years will be wiped out in seconds if they get us into another war.
These people are really dangerous and they're really sick.
What we got, 31 days now?
31 days.
No, I keep posting that.
Oh yeah, 31 days and counting.
I cannot wait until President Trump gets back into office, Kat.
This is scary.
These people are really bad.
They have no business being or having any type of power at all.
Well, they didn't get it.
They cheated to get in.
We all know it.
And this, by the way, would be a Democrat shutdown because you have Senator Chuck Scherer.
They're in power!
Yeah, he says Republicans must please Democrats with spending bill or the government will shut down.
He also wants the whole thing loaded.
He does not want it divvied up into bits and pieces.
I tweeted about it yesterday.
You run the farm bill separate.
You run the Ukraine, the hurricane relief, and then the CR, just to keep the government running for three more months.
All clean.
You run them separate.
And if they vote against the farm bill, which is their leverage, or the hurricane bill, which is their leverage, you say, look, Democrats voted...
And you get out there on the market every day, they voted not to even give hurricane victims.
And you can bring up anything you want.
You got the gavel.
And Mike Johnson's just a chicken shit.
He don't know how to do it.
He ain't got a clue what he's doing.
I'm telling you, the dude couldn't run a hot dog stand if he tried.
He's a mess.
He is one hot mess.
And he is too weak to lead.
We have got to vacate him as speaker.
It's got to happen.
I hope he decides on his own that it's way too much for him.
He's over his head.
He's not a leader at all.
Yep.
Yep.
The time has been over.
I mean, from the day that he took it on, it's been over.
We know exactly what he's got going on.
No, but what you were just saying, Kat, that has been your pin tweet.
You said this yesterday before anybody else started saying it.
Break the thing up.
Break it up into little parts and pieces.
Let us vote on individual bills.
You can't just hand somebody.
Do you think that if somebody were given a contract just in their regular life and it was over a thousand pages or whatnot, do you really think that they would just sign it blindly, especially if it came from Washington D. Sleaze, written by lawyers and lobbyists?
Do you think they would just go ahead along with it in their normal life?
No, but that's what they're doing with you.
They're not reading it.
They're not running it past attorneys.
They're not getting counsel on what this actually means to the American people.
They could care less.
This is why there's going to be a lot of primaries.
A lot of, you know, people that are going to lose their seat.
And I cannot wait for it to happen.
This is a whole new era for us.
All of us.
We're not going to let them beat us or tie our hands before we even get a chance to lead and to turn this ship around.
No way.
I know.
Oh, really?
I mean, look at some of this stuff.
It just makes my blood boil.
It really does.
The deal Elon killed, says this character.
Secular talk.
I don't know who he is.
Had 190 million in funding for a child cancer research program.
Now it's out.
Well, that one got a community note real quick.
Libs of TikTok completely exposed this clown.
But here it is.
This belongs to Schumer.
It turns out that the cancer funding that Democrats are blaming on Elon Musk was a stand-alone bill that passed in the Republican-controlled House but got held up in the Democrat-controlled Senate.
Yeah, so this thing, the cancer bill, the Republicans voted for it.
In March.
Long time ago.
Yeah, March.
And then they sent it to the Senate, and Chuck Schumer refuses to bring it up.
He won't even bring it to the floor, which they know how to use their power, right?
See, he knows how to use his power.
Not dork.
All you got to do is three standalone bills, and you got them.
It's checkmate.
This is so easy.
Well, it should be easy, but they want it to be complicated, and they want to scream, and they want to whine.
The problem is, we don't care.
Go home.
Shut the lights off, okay?
We don't care.
Shut it down.
Happened again on Biden's administration.
Nothing surprises me with this group anymore.
They are so weak to the core that, of course, I mean, just add in a shutdown to go along with this whole bag of tricks.
These people are just...
Awful.
From the very beginning, they are traitors to this country.
Political warfare against their political opponents.
Everything that you can imagine that they would do, they did.
COVID. I can promise you guys, they're listening to you.
Oh, I know they are.
And Jules knows what I'm talking about, but I can't say anything.
Yes, they're listening to each and every single one of you.
Just trust me, they're listening to you.
Yep, I know.
They're scared to death of you.
I have got the inside baseball cards.
And you are doing a fabulous job, so keep the pressure on.
Just know you are being heard loud and clear.
God, and what do we want?
I mean, they sent a damn bill.
You know, we win.
We want to cut government spending.
We do, too.
Here's Johnson's bill.
It's got a million dollars for a gay nursing home or whatever.
Oh, my gosh.
Please.
And, you know, $400,000 for clothes to help people know they're basically, you know, to tuck your balls in with.
And we've got to pay transgenders to tuck their balls in.
That's great government working there.
Well, don't forget the training that goes along with it, Kat, because I'm sure there's a section in there.
Ball tucking training.
Videos.
You know, that's another meal.
Oh, fun, man.
Tuck in your own balls.
Oh, my God.
There's procedures in place on how that is done.
Tuck in your own balls for free.
Man.
There has to be a manual that is created so that you follow it.
You know, exactly.
Get one of them old-timey jockstraps.
Tuck in your balls.
I don't want to pay for it.
Oh my gosh, the whole thing is just ridiculous.
It really is.
I mean, this whole continuing resolution, I mean, come on, they're expecting another vote after midnight.
This is going to continue on because they all want to go home for Christmas.
I did hear that a few of them are saying, well, I'm going home anyway.
It doesn't matter.
Okay, well, you know, you're part-timers anyway, so that's expected.
But again, I don't really care.
I really do not care.
Life goes on.
They always get their money in the end.
We've gone through shutdowns before.
There have been 21 of them.
We are all here to talk about it.
We all survived it.
But the Republicans really need to grow a spine.
And unfortunately, with Mike Johnson at the helm, that's not going to happen.
He's weak.
He can't do it.
He's weak.
He's not very smart.
And the Democrats like Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer and the whole Democrat, they just walk all over the top of him.
He don't get it.
He don't understand.
And he also looks like a dork with all the alpha males when they go out with Elon and RFK Jr. and Trump's walking around, you know, being studs.
He looks like that little dork little brother your mom made you take.
Well, he reminds me of the elf on the shelf.
Does he not you?
I don't know if it's the holiday season or what, but I picture an elf on the shelf and I think of him.
Take your little brother, Johnny!
A gnome!
But Mom, he's a dork.
I don't care.
Take him.
He's your little brother.
Oh, I'm going to miss doing this show.
Speaking of which, we are going to be gone until we return on the 2nd.
So see you next year, so to speak.
But yes, I just want everybody to know in advance because I know I'm going to get bombarded with where are you guys?
Well, we're going to come back on the 2nd.
We're going to We're going to celebrate New Year's.
We're going to take a little bit of time off here.
But Kat never takes time off.
I don't take time off off of social media.
It just means not doing the show for a little bit.
So I hope you all are able to spend that with your loved ones and your family and your friends.
And I hope you're able to reconnect with people that you haven't seen in a while.
That's exactly what I'm going to do with the boys.
What do you got planned, Kat?
You gonna cook?
Yeah, I'm just gonna, like, rest.
When I get a break, I'm tired, and I just like to set it home, you know?
I laugh, because this is when you stir up stuff.
Oh yeah.
No.
You have more time to stir it up.
I'm going to be tweeting every day because that's what I get paid to do.
That's my job.
Gosh, do you stir it up.
You'll have extra hours to do just that.
I get them so pissed off.
I don't understand what it is about me.
It pisses them off.
All I do is tell the truth.
That's why.
And you don't let them out of it.
And you keep your receipts.
This guy today said, I don't understand how Cutter has all these followers.
I don't get it how he gets followers.
It's just crap that he puts out.
And I look, yep, he's following me.
Isn't that the funniest?
I love when you point that out.
You're literally following me saying, you don't understand how I have all these followers.
I just don't get it, man.
It's the secret sauce.
You just got to learn on social media or anything.
If you get a large enough account, there's going to be a lot of people that hate your guts.
And you just can't ever bend or care.
And you can't sit there and lose sleep over it.
I mean, you've got to have a shoe leather skin and a huge backbone if you're going to get a huge account in the politics.
I'm just telling you, because people come up.
I mean, I'd love to read some of my emails to you guys.
Well, it's really true.
And you have such a support system, too, though.
Oh, yeah.
Cat Turtle Army's bomb.
Oh, my gosh.
Absolutely.
And they've got your back.
I've got your back.
Nobody will doubt that for even a second.
We've been through so much.
You know, I'm sitting here going, oh, my gosh, how long have we been doing this show?
Four plus years.
Just this one.
We were doing stuff before this, but we're plus.
We're in the pluses.
And I'm not going to forget our anniversary this year.
Ha!
The show anniversary.
I forgot it last year.
I'm not going to make that mistake again.
Oh my gosh.
You would not have believed the DMs.
Yeah, because you live for that kind of crap.
I love that stuff.
I know.
It should have been on your calendar.
But somehow, everybody thinks it's me.
I'm the one that's supposed to remember.
So anyway, I found out a little bit too late last time around.
I think it was two days after.
I just...
Yeah, here.
So let's read one of my emails.
I just, you know, I get on my birthday.
Let's hear it.
I just pulled this one up.
I just got...
And I can't say all this, but I just love how Dan Crenshaw owns you on Twitter, you piece of shit.
You're a stupid MF-er who's never done anything to note in your life.
You have never served America like Dan has.
You're lowly educated, living in some shithole down in Florida, and you're just effing dumb.
You never amount to anything in your life about being some worthless Twitter fame.
You are a loser and you have zero value in your life.
At least 300 of those a day.
Oh my gosh.
No wonder.
Some version of that.
Yes.
No wonder you have thick skin.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I get them too though, Kat.
I absolutely get them too.
And I just kind of laugh at them.
I don't even block them.
I let them continue on with whatever it is.
Not everybody's going to like you.
It's okay.
And when y'all email that stuff to me, number one, I'm so deep in your head that you're taking the time out of your day of your life to write that to me.
I'm getting to you.
I am rent-free in your brain, and that makes me so happy.
When I read that shit, I laugh.
You think that upsets me?
I have confidence in myself.
People with confidence don't care what anybody else has to say about them.
I know, but here's the deal.
They worked hard at that.
I mean, that was something they worked on.
I mean, they composed that.
They sat there and thought about it and then actually, you know, put their little fingers all over a keyboard to, you know, organize it and then rewrote it probably three or four times.
It's ridiculous.
I get a kick out of it.
I think it's hilarious.
It doesn't bother me a bit.
Oh my gosh.
I knew I could just look at my email right now and I could find one.
Oh, sure.
Just like that.
Oh, they're everywhere.
Just on the air.
I know one's coming in.
Another one's already came in.
You know what's funny?
I don't even unfollow people.
So I get it in my DMs and that's okay.
That's fine.
I mean, that's good.
That's how they want to spend their time.
Speaking of unfollow, Twitter still has this habit, especially if you've got a bigger account and you've got a lot of followers, unfollowing people.
Because it seems like once a day somebody says, hey man, why did you unfollow me?
I know.
I didn't say anything to you.
I said, man, I haven't unfollowed anybody in three months.
And I said, sure enough, I unfollowed.
It does that.
Well, here's something.
I was going to say, because a lot of people come to me and they're like, I don't know what I did to get unfollowed.
I am so, so sorry.
Can you talk to Kat?
So maybe, you know, I'll send you a couple of these so that you know what's going on.
You can do like a president does with a turkey pardon.
You can give some turkey pardons this year.
Some ex-pardons.
Yeah, so they've been doing it a long time, and they used to block other people, and you didn't block.
Right.
But some of it, too, I'm sure some of it's accidents, because I'm scrolling through comments with my thumb on my phone really fast, and my thumb might just, as I'm scrolling, hit somebody's follow-on-follow, you know what I mean?
Right.
So I'm sure some of them are like that, but most of them, I don't know, they've been doing it for a long time.
So Cat Turd is going to be pardoning people this year.
That'll be part of the whole end of year thing that we do around here because I get it.
They're like, oh my gosh, you blocked me.
There are a lot of people that will say that I did and I don't block anybody, not for any reason.
I mute people a lot just to get them out of my timeline.
Like liberals?
I do that.
And then for some reason, like when you're on your for you or your following, and you're just one liberal that you never talk to.
And Stephen King used to be in my timeline.
Everything he tweeted.
And I finally just had to mute him just to get him out of my timeline.
Exactly.
Of course, he's over in Blue Sky now, crying his big crocodile tears.
To all the other criers.
I don't get it, but, you know, Blue Sky for a reason.
He could have wrote ten more novels in his life if he wasn't crying about Trump 24-7.
Oh, boy.
That's all they're doing.
I mean, it's just an effort over there where they're just crying about how they lost.
They lost not just a little bit, but by a lot.
Completely.
I mean, it was trifecta, landslide, popular vote, the whole deal.
The thing is, any of those people that are surprised by it, gosh, you've got to wonder about them.
You really do.
I mean, of course President Trump was going to win.
I knew he was going to win.
I was worried about the cheating.
Well, they cheated again, but they did a lot to combat the cheating because they knew all the tricks from the last time.
So, of course, they cheat, and they cheat in Arizona, especially in California, where they just keep counting until they get the results they want.
But it was just so overwhelming.
I'm telling you, when I saw the Florida...
A week before, when I started seeing the Florida early votes in real time reported every day, the early votes, which is combined with the mail-in voting, and I saw that last time we were down 700,000, but this time we were up 800,000?
A 1.5 million difference in early voting than last time?
I was like, good God!
I said, well, okay...
I told myself, this is Florida.
We knew it's a dark purple state.
It's so red, it's purple.
And then they did the swing state, early vote swing state tallies the Monday before the two.
And I was just like going down on the list.
And I printed out something from last year.
I got three computers and I got a workstation because I do this for a living now.
Printers and laser printers.
And so you have to study this stuff.
And so I just like looked at the totals for 2020. And then I looked at the totals, the early voting numbers in the swing states versus 2020. And I'm like, good God!
I couldn't believe it.
I about fell out.
I said, this is like And I was just thinking, we got this.
And the last thing I'm going to do is going to come here on Monday or Tuesday show and say we got this.
But I knew at that point.
It totally, I wasn't even nervous election day because of the early vote numbers compared.
And I was going, this is going to be really bad for the Democrats.
This is going to be called tonight.
Oh my.
I was so sure of it, I went to sleep for three hours and actually set an alarm, which I never do, and slept and got back up at midnight because I knew it was going to be called.
Well, even though you were reassuring me, because you knew that I was really, really upset over the whole thing, because every single time you turned around, you knew that there was all of this cheating going on.
And it did happen, regardless of what anybody on the left says.
It still happened.
They still cheated in a lot of races.
I mean, look at Arizona.
You can just take that and look at that, look at those efforts over there, and you can see exactly what happened.
But at the same time, my mentality has always been to always act like you're 10 points behind, always feel like you've got to make a difference up until the very last minute, keep pushing, keep driving people to the pole, keep registering people to the pole.
It just became something that I was just built into my schedule that last week.
As soon as we were able to vote in California, even though I knew the odds in my area were against me 100%, I knew we could make a difference if we all just got out there and voted.
And so that's the mentality.
Well, like I say, you probably took 50 people to the polls and you knew you couldn't vote.
But you add it to the popular vote, so it has its value.
It does have its value.
And we got rid of a bad DA as a result.
So that's really great.
I mean, we had some things that came out of it alive.
I mean, seriously, California is a conservative state.
This was a huge cry for help because of what they've done.
Yeah, it was like he did 14 points better in New Jersey, 15 points better in New York.
I know.
He was just a little bit more tipping.
He could have won a few really, really blue states, and it was close.
That's right.
They didn't call them early.
I know.
Like they normally do.
But you know what?
It has definitely gotten the attention of the Democrats.
I mean, that's why you saw the silence that you saw, because everybody went, whoa, what's going on?
They were clueless.
They have had the lamestream media at their beck and call.
They have been sitting up there like they are some kind of superstar dealing with Hollywood and all this stuff, treating us all like we're slaves.
I mean, that's how they really think about us, truly, that we work for them, not vice versa.
So they were going to vote for the three things.
So just give you a little inside baseball.
Well, they were going to vote for the three things.
McCarthy.
Johnson.
The Speaker, Johnson, killed it.
Oh, gosh.
So now they're back in.
Yeah, I think he caved.
How ridiculous.
So now the House is going to vote on a single spending resolution instead of the smaller pieces.
You know what?
They're going to vote on the same exact bill as yesterday now.
And they're going to fail.
Except without the debt ceiling.
That's what they come up in 24 hours with.
Weak.
Just absolutely weak.
Yep.
And just so you know, it's 100%.
It's Speaker Johnson.
Through the three singles, he's the one that screwed it up.
Always.
There's always one.
One that's not like the others.
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Absolutely how.
Oh, boy.
Oh, my goodness.
It has been something else.
I mean, this whole thing.
The student loan bailout, for example.
I mean, come on.
Here we are, running around this whole nonsense again.
Biden's administration pushes another $4.28 billion student loan bailout for 55,000 public sector workers while hard-working taxpayers foot the bill.
And it's unconstitutional.
It's going to be stopped.
It's never going to happen.
They keep trying to make it happen.
It's already been discotis.
What, are we going on time number three?
This is ridiculous.
They truly believe that they are above the law.
They always have.
This is how they run these slaves.
When I say that they consider us their slaves, I mean that.
Wholeheartedly.
They're just the biggest bunch of crooks I've ever seen.
Unbelievable.
Come on, January 20th.
Usually you're excited about Christmas and New Year's, right?
This year you're just like, whatever.
Come on, January 20th.
That's our Christmas present.
Whatever Christmas, ma.
January 20th is going to be our Christmas and our New Year's.
It's so true, Kat.
I mean, that is really our Christmas present.
I might have many adult cocktails at the party.
Oh, I know you are going to.
I have no doubt about that.
You're going to be in wonderful form, and you should celebrate.
My goodness.
Think about all that went into this.
We had to live through the last four years.
It was a nightmare.
There's going to be some drinks afloat, and there's going to be some YMCA playing.
There's some Trump dancing happening.
Everybody, practice your Trump dance if you're coming, because you're going to have to, because we're going to slam YMCA about every hour over the loudspeakers.
Well, and I'm sure you have your Fight, Fight, Fight cologne packed, probably.
I don't know if I can wear that there.
Meow.
I'll be able to make it through the crowd.
That 5-5-5 is some wonderful stuff.
It works in wonders.
I might have to just get some high karate for that night or something.
Oh my gosh, I'm sure you have no problem.
That 5-5-5, you've seen the commercial, man, just as soon as you put it on, man.
Wow.
It's over.
That is the funniest thing.
Oh my gosh, Kat.
I kind of like couldn't believe it's $200, but I don't know what cologne, you know, Usually cost or what good clothing costs.
That's not overly good.
So, yeah, smelling good.
Costs money.
It does.
Smelling poor for forever.
You have to suffer to be beautiful.
Yeah.
Think about what we have to go through.
I mean, seriously, there's a lot to it.
I don't know how women do it, all the makeup and all that.
Man, it's just like every day.
You make it fun.
Guys just throw on some clothes, man, put on a backwards hat and go out to the door.
Oh no, you make it fun because actually sometimes that's the best part of the day, right?
I mean, everything that comes after that is okay, whatever.
But the date dance and all that stuff, sometimes that rate's even higher.
Yeah, seriously.
If that's the highlight of your day, you need a boyfriend.
Oh yeah, so I can listen to them talk about me, me, me, me, me all day long.
Yeah, don't forget where I am.
I'm in LA. You want to talk about me, you want to talk about I? I want to talk about number one.
Well, speaking of which, you've got Representative Jim Jordan.
Weaponization panel releases 17,000-page report exposing two-tiered system of government.
Oh, how much are we paying for that little number?
We've known about all of this.
What are they going to actually do about all of this?
Unbelievable.
So you've got Jim Jordan that's over there.
I mean, this has been proven years ago.
Are we just celebrating basically putting a bow on top of the box?
I don't know.
Will they ever do anything about the findings in the report, or is it simply just reconfirming what we already know?
That's to be, you know, discovered later, I guess.
But yeah, they feel like you should know that they have finished this report, that there is a two-tier justice system indeed.
I don't know what to say, but really, ridiculous.
This is all about the Twitter files, the Facebook files, all of that.
Of course we knew what was going on.
Ugh!
The whole thing is just crazy, but President Trump is just doing amazing.
He's got the president of Mexico.
He's not even president yet, but yet the Trump effect is there.
She says she is ready to receive Mexicans deported by Donald Trump.
Those tariffs are already working and they haven't even happened yet.
It's amazing.
Here comes McConnell now.
McConnell, I don't care how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our House counterparts how hard it is to shut down the government and how foolish it is to bet your own side.
Won't take the blame for it.
Recent history doesn't leave a whole lot of room for interpretation on that one when you try to use normal men.
I'm surprised that he could even stand up at this point.
I really...
He can't.
McConnell, all of those people, they are just...
It's time.
It's really...
Who cares?
Who?
We're going to blame you for the shutdown.
There's not an election in two years and Donald Trump's coming in and he's not even in office.
Who gives a damn, McConnell?
Retire, you old bag of bones.
Well, they're all delusional.
I mean, they're all starting to figure out that, whoa, Biden didn't even have the mental capacity to put one foot in front of the other, right?
And now, all of a sudden, they're acting like they're shocked?
This is why I can't stand the lamestream media.
Because Biden says, right here, that there's not a single thing he regrets about his disastrous presidency.
Nothing at all.
Probably because he had nothing to do with it.
Just because you don't remember any of them.
I mean, you had the bureaucrats that were playing bingo up there, and they were the ones running the show.
It wasn't Joe.
He's up there playing Yahtzee and eating ice cream.
That's all he remembers.
That's it.
Yahtzee with blank dice.
Think about that.
Think about completing your day and saying, all right, well, I've got this card here.
I called on all the right people at this press conference.
I recognized all the faces on this card.
I'm supposed to call on Lisa.
And then, you know, he starts reading his answer before she can get to it.
Oh, yeah, well, my answer to this question, wait a minute, let me read it off.
It was pathetic.
It still is.
It's ongoing.
I mean, the fact that...
Boy, he's getting worse, too.
He's starting to open the old mouth like Jimmy Carter.
Oh, boy, I know.
He's getting the Jimmy Carter open mouth.
Oh, that is sad.
It's true, though.
I can't believe.
I do feel sorry for Jimmy Carter because his family rolling him out like that.
And he's going to be always remembered like that with just completely comatose looking with an open mouth and looking horrible.
He's 100 now.
I get it.
I mean, if I make it to 100, which I won't.
I mean, that's exactly what we're all going to look like.
But good God.
Just, what kind of family are you?
Seriously, you're talking about no respect for you people, man.
Y'all are some lowlifes to do that to you.
Great-granddaddy, man.
That is sorry.
Oh, it's so sad.
It really is.
I mean, don't you have any respect for them?
I mean, you don't see these people that, you know, they get in their 70s or 80s and they're famous, like, way, you know, world-famous actors and singers and they have Alzheimer's disease or something and they just, like, They're alive for three or four years and he died at 82, but you hadn't seen him in four years.
It's because they had Alzheimer's.
They don't want to be seen like that.
They don't want to be known like that.
Right.
What a horrible thing to do to somebody.
It's just your own family member.
Man, I'd never do that to one of my family members.
That's the last thing I'd do.
Nobody I know or in my family would even consider doing it.
We wouldn't even have to talk about it.
It'd be a no-brainer.
Of course not.
And then they paraded him around and said, oh, he was so excited to vote for Kamala Harris.
He's hanging on just for that.
Are you kidding?
This is really what you're bragging about?
Oh my gosh.
It's just really a shame.
I just never knew how bad.
They always talk about man's inhumanity to man.
And until you actually watch it unfold, you don't really believe it can be that bad.
But it is.
It truly is.
I mean, look at, right now it's gotten so cold in North Carolina.
And people are living in tents.
They're staying in tents.
They are freezing.
And what is this government doing?
Nothing.
They won't divvy out a bill so that they can address what we have in front of us?
The hurricane was months ago now.
Do something.
Anything.
Even if it's wrong, do something.
They're not even thinking about it.
They would rather get up there, fight, and grandstand.
They lost.
The Democrats lost.
Republicans, you won.
Start acting like it.
They don't know how to.
Especially with that dork Mike Johnson.
Man, are you talking about a feckless weakling?
We didn't ever vote for him.
They got rid of McCarthy, who was a joke.
I swear to God, McCarthy's better than him, though.
I hate to say it, but my God, he is, man.
He's better than him.
I mean, they're both pitiful, but, you know, it's just like, you know, one really, really sucks, but the other one really, really, really sucks.
You want to talk about even more troubles?
They have their own agenda, and the agenda isn't President Trump's agenda, and the agenda isn't our agenda.
And it's every single time.
Well, next time, we're going to get them, boys.
It's the old halftime.
It's the old end of the game.
We'll get them next year when you're losing the playoff speech.
Now, this is our time, or there is no other time.
This could be the greatest time, and they're up there sticking their thumbs up their butts, yelling and screaming at each other, yelling at us on Twitter.
And they're like, oh, we want to do single bills now.
We're not voting unless it's a single bill.
Well, you've had the damn gavel for two damn years, you idiots, and why didn't you do it now?
Now you want a magic pill in the midnight hour to do it two years into your run?
Screw you.
It's just so ridiculous.
You just want to get up there and hear yourselves talking, man, but we don't.
Well, here's the thing.
They've been able to get away with doing whatever it is without the American people.
Regardless, they've been sitting up there lying to us for the past four years.
We all watched it in real time.
We all experienced it firsthand.
I mean, this shouldn't surprise you.
World War III alert.
Biden secretly more than doubled U.S. troops in Syria to 2,000 without telling anyone.
They've been lying about everything.
You went from having US troops in Syria from 900 to 2000 over the past few months.
And no one even uttered a word about it.
Think about that.
That's what we have here.
You've got President Trump who's sitting there working on the border wall, thank goodness.
He files an amicus brief to stop Biden's sale of the border wall, materials for $5, so that we can buy it back at 100 times that amount at least.
And basically they're saying it could constitute a criminal act, a sale like this.
They don't want that border wall built.
They want to continue to let all of these people into our country.
And the dumbasses, he won the Hispanic male vote by 2 or 3%.
That's the thing.
They're letting in Trump voters and they don't even know it.
Well, the problem is they're letting in whomever.
Whatever.
That's why we've got all of these criminals that need to go first off.
And I am so glad that we have a border czar that's taking that seriously.
And you've got the military that needs to be remade because of all of this DEI and all this other nonsense.
Just get rid of all the DEI teachers, all the DEI people.
Throw anybody out.
If you want to go in there and you want to take pictures and dog, you know, bondage outfits, And your uniform, and you want to, you know, dudes, you want to wear dresses, go do that somewhere besides the damn military, man.
The military is a serious place where everybody has to be on the same page, and you've got one mission, to protect and serve the United States of America, and win wars, and kill people.
And that's it.
Cat Turd, I just have to show you my page.
It's just so funny.
This is what I see every day, the last couple of days.
I come over here, what's happening, right?
Cat Turd, trending.
Again, under Christmas Market and above Howard Eskin.
And above Liar.
This is what goes on in my page.
I have no idea that you're trending until I sit down.
It just jumped.
It just jumped and changed.
Boom!
There you show up again.
People tell me I'm trending almost every day and I never even look.
I'm like, oh my God.
It's just, I don't know.
I guess, you know, a lot of it's because a lot of people hate me.
They're talking about how they have to put, I hate cat turd, cat turd, cat turd, cat turd.
I hate that cat turd.
Oh my gosh.
Well, they're going to fund your own private island.
I'll tell you what, all the haters.
Yeah.
Thank you for that.
Really appreciate it.
Y'all making me get checks so big, people have to help you carry it, you know?
Thanks to your haters.
It is funny to say that to the trolls every now and then.
Thank you for trolling my thing and making me more money.
I appreciate that.
You could never say that before.
Exactly.
It infuriates them, too, when you say it.
It's like, oh, my God.
And then they say something else.
I said, that's more money!
Thank you!
And they know no matter what they say, again, I'm going to say, more money!
That is so funny.
Well, I'll tell you one comment from the littermates over here.
CSI referee says, if Kat isn't trending, I worry.
LOL. When he's quiet, that's when everybody needs to worry.
Exactly.
And you know what?
When you are, that is when I start getting DMs.
If you haven't posted, all of a sudden, my DMs fill up.
Is Kat okay?
Have you talked to him?
When was the last time you talked to him?
I mean, sometimes I just get burnt out and have to take...
11 hours off or something.
You just do.
I don't blame you one bit.
And then I get out in the woods, go fishing, whatever.
I just have to do it.
But it's addictive, too.
It's really addictive.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't even want to say if I wasn't an influencer, but I probably wouldn't tweet there as much because you just feel pressured to at some point.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know how to phrase this, right?
But no, it's a hell of a thing, man.
And I read that email to you.
I mean, that's all day, every day for me.
I mean, these people, they hate your guts.
And all these people on the left, like we've mentioned on Meathead and these crazy people on Twitter on the left, I no more care about them than to write them an email and sit there and hate on them all day.
I don't care about them enough.
To give them my time like that.
I don't give a damn what these people think or say.
Who cares?
I care about how they swatted you.
I care about when they're threatening you.
Those are the things that really concern me, and all of those things have happened three times.
My swatter is in a D.C. jail right now getting swatted by Big Bub.
That's right.
He certainly is.
Speaking of some news, it looks like we've got some breaking news.
I was looking at what that Christmas market was about.
Well, it's not good.
There was a terror attack in Germany, as a video shows a BMW driving through a Christmas market, leaving at least one dead and up to 80 injured.
Yeah, now...
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's just...
Okay.
Okay.
They do this every time that a terrorist, you know, does it.
The BMW ran through it.
Not the, you know, not the guy screaming out at Hogwarts.
Exactly.
The BMW killed them people.
That's it.
The driver of the car reported to be a dark BMW. He was arrested following the crash, which took place at 7.04 p.m.
today.
A car drove through a group of people at a Christmas market in eastern German city of Magdeburg on Friday, leaving between 60 and 80 people injured.
You've got the video clip here.
I mean, I hate to say that.
It's not lucky, but if that, what I see on film...
Only killed one person and injured 80. They're lucky.
Exactly.
I mean, this is pretty big.
Keep letting them come in, you idiots.
Yep.
That's it.
Keep opening your borders to the world.
My goodness.
I mean, that's the thing.
But we don't know anything about...
You absolutely made a great point.
We don't know anything about the driver.
They say terrorist attack.
No, the BMW killed him.
Don't you know that?
Exactly.
Let me tell you something.
If that was a white dude with a Trump hat...
The headline would right now say, white dude with Trump hat, racist KKK member, wows over it, colored people.
That's exactly what it would say.
Absolutely.
I mean, for all we know, it could be somebody that just left a bar.
They're completely intoxicated.
They fell asleep at the wheel and they went right through the Christmas market, right?
I mean, for all we know.
But yet, here you've got a headline that tries to paint a completely different story.
Terror attack, they're calling it.
So we don't know, you know, what it is.
What this terror attack is.
We don't know who it is or any of the details.
Well, you know.
That's what they do.
I can take a wild guess and probably be right like 99% of the time.
Yep.
You most of the time are right on the money.
Absolutely you are.
We've played this game before.
Yep.
Yep.
But they are saying in here, there's a follow-up story to this.
Horror and terror attack at the German Christmas market comes just days after 10,000 strong march chanting Allah Akbar.
Now many feel generously towards Syrian refugees must end.
So there is the reason why they started with that headline is because this happened just a couple of days ago.
Look at all of these flags, Palestinian flags, all of that.
It's definitely a never-ending story, but that's what they want.
Especially this group.
They want people divided.
I mean, that's just how they operate.
That's how they work.
They have been worse on Christians than I think I've ever seen.
Wrong Ray made sure that this government was planted in Catholic congregations.
Think about that for a second.
They were spying on whether you were buying a Bible or whether you were buying a MAGA flag.
That's what they were interested in.
These people are just really, I mean, it's another day in paradise around here, always.
But I... When you let unchecked immigration come in from third world countries and just take over your whole everything, I mean, what do you think is going to happen?
It's true.
I mean, it's really, that's why we are so protective of our borders.
Because the people that are coming across, they aren't interested in assimilating with the American people.
They really are not.
They don't plan on it.
They're going to, if you were to look at Dearborn, Michigan, for example, you would think that you were in a third world country.
If you come to LA, you would feel like you were in a third world country.
There are prices to this.
Big prices.
Just ask some of the mothers of the children that were killed by illegal aliens.
Raped and killed, mind you.
This is really something else.
I mean, it's constant, but I'm determined to have a nice holiday.
Thank goodness we have President Trump in office.
I cannot tell you enough.
Prayers were answered with that one.
No question about it.
It's just, you know, all this will go away and Trump's going to get into office.
And, you know, he's going to be fighting the Republican Party.
Everything great he's going to do, he's going to have to do around them.
Because, you know, they're not going to vote for him.
Lisa Murkowski's going to be against everything he does.
All these grandstanding, muh, When you hear a conservative, go on CNN or Fox News and say, I'm a principled conservative and I won't.
Just get ready.
They're about to stab your ass in the back.
That's right.
And lose to the Democrats.
When you hear the word, I'm a principled conservative, get ready for the knife.
Just go ahead.
It's coming.
But everybody needs to know what we know, and that is you are all being heard.
You are being heard.
Keep the pressure on.
You have more power than you even know.
And yes, I will be doing my show tomorrow.
I see some people asking about that.
Yes, I will.
You can join me for a political rendezvous tomorrow, and we name the show Magnificent Youth.
Oh, so you are doing the show tomorrow.
Yes, I am.
We're going to have the gems and littermates in there.
We're going to tear it up and we're going to talk about a magnificent year.
So excited about that.
We always have a good time on Saturday rehashing everything, going through the top ten and all of that.
It's at the same time, 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time, and it's on a different channel, Jules Jones Live, but Cat Turd helps me get the word out as soon as I let him know I'm live.
But we have a good time.
We just kind of deep dive and all of that.
But that will be the last show.
And then remember that we are going to come back on the 2nd.
In the litter box, we're going to be out of the office, out of the box, until the 2nd of January.
Yeah.
And we're sorry, but we need the break too.
We really do.
I do miss it when after a few days you're like, man, I really want to run my mouth out.
I know.
I want to bitch and moan to 100,000 people about this right here.
Oh my gosh, I miss our conversations.
I mean this is like our therapy session.
When I just sit here and I'm like, I cannot believe they're doing this.
I can't wait to talk to Kat about this because I'm going to learn so much.
And so does everybody else.
And everybody has input and everything else.
And you all are just doing an amazing job.
You truly are.
And believe me, you're being heard.
You're being talked about non-stop.
But with that, I also want to thank everybody for the donations that you have done for the show.
Leventhal Spade, thank you very much.
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Dodian Bree, thank you for your donation.
Deb Weth7, thank you so much.
We really appreciate it.
And then today, of course, Renee McCurry, who keeps me straight on all of the donations.
She says, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's to Jules and Catterd and all of our wonderful littermates.
I love you all.
She keeps me straight on all the stuff because, honestly...
I'm sure she'll be at the inauguration stock.
She always comes to the parties.
She's awesome.
She really is.
All of you lettermaids are.
That's going to be a party and a half.
And I've kind of talked Cat into letting me stream that night.
Yeah, so I don't know if I'm going to do that or not.
Oh gosh, Cat, really?
Just the logistics of it.
I want to make sure we can hear it with the bands and stuff.
I've got to figure out how to do it.
We're going to get you in the men's bathroom.
If you really want to come, why don't you just come?
No, I want to be there in spirit.
But the bathroom's quiet.
You've been in spirit enough.
It's time to get up there on stage with us.
Oh, yeah.
That fight, fight, fight cologne.
Let's take a good look at you.
See what you got.
Oh, your tricks are not going to work on me, but maybe they will.
We've got Winnie's World who says, Holy cow, buying Cat Turd a drink.
Then we've got Music is My Passion.
Merry Christmas, Jules and Cat Turd.
Love you and the same to all the littermates.
You all are just great.
You absolutely make our holiday.
You make our everyday, truly.
We look forward to all of this.
ChristianPatriot252, Merry Christmas.
And I put together a little video.
A Christmas video for everybody so I'm gonna play that before we get going and you'll be able to see all of course the puppy dogs and everything else.
Merry Christmas, everyone, and Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Oh, that was really good, Jules.
You're getting good at that.
Oh, there's Wiggles with cousin Eddie.
That's how I decided to end it.
That's the Christmas card at the very end.
Are you serious, Wiggles, from Randy Quaid?
I thought that was awesome.
I had to do something.
That's the best thing that's ever happened to me on Twitter.
I don't care what anybody says.
Oh, it's incredible.
Cousin Eddie.
Giving a shout out to, you know, Wiggles pretending to be him.
I had a good time making that last night.
Well, I've been working on it a couple of days.
And so, yeah, that's where I've been.
Everybody's like, are you okay?
You've been kind of MIA. I've been working on this stuff.
I wanted a surprise for everybody.
That's really good.
You're getting good at it.
Oh, don't.
It's going to take a lot more work.
It takes me a lot longer than it does some of these incredible people.
And they're so good at what they do.
I'm not even able to hold a candle.
But anyway.
All right, everybody.
Well, we'll see you next year.
In the meantime, you all be safe.
Be kind to one another.
And we will see you later.
Oh, we did have another donation and I totally lost it.
I was going to try to get it.
Let me see if I can get it back.
Base 1049. Merry Christmas.
All right, we're really going now.
Love you all.
Take care.
See you later.
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