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LAW & ORDER | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 708 – 12/18/2024
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Today is Wednesday, December 18th, 2024, episode number 708. Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live on this show.
You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it?
Ugh, I'm probably pissed off like everybody else is about right now.
I am so angry.
I'm going to try my math not to drop 2,000 F-bombs.
Well, you can if you want to.
You can have one of mine.
And I have a little nifty button that I can push to make the show explicit.
So if you want to drop some, you're perfectly fine.
You have every reason to today.
I am furious.
I know you are.
I know everyone is.
It's Mike Johnson.
He's the problem.
Yeah, you remember in September.
I'm not doing one in September.
Yeah, you are.
This was supposed to be a 30-page spending bill for the government for three months.
It was supposed to be 30 pages.
That's what he promised them.
It's 1,500 pages of bullshit.
Elon Musk is going the F off right now.
He absolutely is, and he absolutely, and he should.
He really, really should.
He's even said to a lot of these people, if you want to get primaried, and we're not talking about just losing the gavel, but if you want to lose the gavel and get primaried, this is your ticket out.
Mike Johnson.
I've called up there.
I only got the voicemail.
I know some people had luck and were able to talk to somebody in the office.
I know Bannon is saying, hey look, you need to talk to a representative.
Don't just bypass the people that are answering the phone.
The point is, everyone is calling.
Everybody is on it.
We are so tired of being done wrong the same way every single time.
This thing funds anti-censorship programs.
It guarantees that none of the House members can be investigated, so he's just cutting everybody the nuts off, Kash Patel and Pound Bomdi's where they can't do anything.
It gives them a $70,000 a year raise.
It exempts them from Obamacare.
It has $4 billion to build Washington a new football stadium, D.C. This is sick.
And it goes on and on.
Everything we voted against.
Everything we're tired of.
And it goes on and on.
And then here comes dumbass Fake, weak, ballist, coward, weakling Paul Ryan Jr., Speaker of the House.
He goes over to Fox and Friends this morning, and he's like, well, you know, trying to, like...
You think you can trick us, you stupid ass?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, well, you know, we really need that hurricane relief stuff.
Well, here's an idea.
Go back.
You're the Speaker of the House.
Go put a loan bill.
You can write it on one page and fund the hurricane relief and have everybody vote on it.
That's what you're supposed to be doing for each and every program anyway, but you don't.
You lazy-ass rhino pieces of shit.
Y'all sit up there, and you do continuing resolutions, and you put all your buddy's money and every little port bill you got in it, and then you go on another vacation for 18 days.
I mean, you weren't what?
One quarter of the year.
They're part-time employees.
And then y'all don't get any of your work done because you're lazy and you're worthless.
You're supposed to be doing it and you're not up there.
Nobody should go home for Christmas break until this is all done and right.
Yeah.
Go to work, you lazy fucks.
Well, they are part-time employees, and they believe they deserve a raise, right?
I mean, here he is.
I am so tired.
Not just any raise, 70 grand a year.
This is crazy.
I mean, really.
It is absolutely insane.
And they exempted themselves from...
Obamacare.
Exactly.
The insurance.
And of course, it includes funding for at least 12 new bio labs.
I mean, aren't we past all of this?
Didn't we learn our lesson the first time around?
This is insane.
So here he is trying to explain himself.
Basically, he admits, I don't like it either.
We just have to get this done.
No, we voted against the status quo.
We voted for President Trump.
We voted in an absolute landslide, a trifecta.
No, you don't just get to pass this because that's just the way it runs in DeSleaze.
We voted against all of that.
Here he is.
We don't have a choice.
We have to fund those.
We have to fund FEMA. We have to fund our farmers.
Right.
And Mr. Speaker, it's not just...
So you've got a bunch of Republicans who are angry at you.
They don't like this.
And just in a couple of weeks, you're going to stand once again to run for Speaker of the House.
And you don't need a bunch of Democrats mad at you.
But you know, and this is breaking news you do not know.
You know who also does not like this?
Elon Musk, the world's richest man, just tweeted, this bill should not pass.
The only way you're going to be able to pass it now, Mr. Speaker, is with Democrats.
And he will.
What's your message to Elon Musk?
Well, I was communicating with Elon last night.
Elon and Vivek and I are on a text chain together.
And I was explaining to them the background of this.
And Vivek and I talked last night about almost midnight.
And he said, look, I get it.
He said, we understand you're in an impossible position.
Everybody knows that.
Remember, guys, we still have just a razor-thin margin of Republicans.
So any bill has to have Democrat votes.
They understand the situation.
They said, it's not directed to you, Mr. Speaker, but we don't like the spending.
I said, guess what, fellas?
I don't either.
We've got to get this done because here's the key.
By doing this, we are clearing the decks and we are setting up for Trump to come in and roaring back with the America First agenda.
That's what we're going to run with gusto beginning January 3rd when we start to do Congress when Republicans, again, are in control.
And all of our fiscal conservative friends, I'm one of them, will be able to finally do the things that we've been wanting to do for the last couple years.
Right now, Democrats still control the pens.
No, they don't!
We've got to get this thing done so we don't have a shutdown.
So we get the...
Short-term funding measure, and we get to March where we can put our fingerprints on the spending.
That's when the big changes start, and we can't wait to get there.
Right.
Here's the guy with the gavel saying we can't do anything.
The Democrats control everything.
Boy, you are a weak, worthless piece of shit.
He's a snail.
That's what he is.
And he's going to promise you something down the line.
Spoken like a true politician.
We cannot kick this shit down the line anymore.
You've been kicking this shit down the line since you've been in there.
The time is now.
We're $36 trillion in debt.
We can't kick it down the line three more months.
We can't afford one of these piece-of-crap bills anymore with all this pork in it and nothing.
It's just ridiculous.
They're just up there making themselves filthy rich on the backs of us, and they don't care.
This guy is an idiot.
Nobody voted on this idiot.
He needs to be not only removed from Speaker, but primaried in Liz Cheney in two weeks and get him the hell out of Congress.
He is a joke.
Yes, he is.
And he is going to hurt us in the long run.
And we all know this.
Not only does he need to lose the speakership, he needs to vacate the chair, and then he needs to be primaried.
We do not need people like this representing us.
He is representing himself, his special interests, all of his Democrats, establishment buddies.
He is exactly Paul Ryan incarnate and that's what we're going to have again if this man is in charge.
He just told the world how weak he is, that he has no backbone, he doesn't understand that we've had the majority, and that if he were to do and use some of the power that we gave him, that he would be able to control this.
But he's not.
He's just going to let them out.
He wrote the bill!
He's ridiculous.
Johnson wrote this piece of crap.
Does everybody understand that?
With Schumer.
He wrote the bill.
They're all in on it together.
Every single last one of them.
They're sick.
This is what we voted against.
And then he brings up Elon Musk, who is making noise.
So is Vivek.
And Vivek even put out a video explaining that this thing is the worst ever.
That they are stealing your tax money to go ahead with their own motivation, which is for themselves as usual.
Here he is.
This is about to pass a bill that blows away your taxpayer money, but they made it over 1,500 pages long so you wouldn't read it.
I did you a favor.
I read it for you.
It's supposed to be about keeping government operations open and providing disaster relief aid to hurricane victims, which I'm sympathetic to.
But if you read the bill carefully, it contains pay raises for members of Congress, and I'm not making this up, an expansion of their federal health benefits.
It contains all kinds of special interests and pork funding, including opening up a new stadium in Washington, D.C. It renews the Global Engagement Center, which is a key node of the censorship industrial complex.
And the worst part is, they didn't want you to know about any of it, and that's why they made this a last-minute jam job.
The reason I'm co-heading Doge is I think we need outsiders to bring actual accountability to Washington, D.C. So feel free to call your congressman and let him know how you feel about it.
Congress is about to pass a bill that blows away your taxpayer money.
That's exactly right, too.
I mean, these people are just absolute crooks.
I have never seen anything quite like it.
Oh, it looks like I lost Kat for a second.
So, just so everybody knows, just hang on, because he's coming back in.
Let me see.
I'm here.
There you are.
Lost you.
I just, it just went blank.
Everything, the screen, the...
My voice, I couldn't hear anything, so I just hung up and called back in.
Well, it was kind of good timing because I got this off of your page with Vivek talking about exactly what was going on.
So that's the video that I just played for everybody.
Yeah, this whole thing has...
Yeah, I'm just getting a black...
Oh, you're just getting a black screen now?
Let me see here.
Let me see if that...
Does that help you?
No, still a black screen.
Can everybody hear me?
I don't know.
Let me see.
Trying to get everybody.
Let me see.
Some people said that they didn't have a screen, but then they said it was a screen.
Yeah.
As long as everybody else can see it, I can live without looking at the screen.
Okay.
I'll continue to look and see if there's anything else going on over here.
But I don't understand why it's not.
It's like a very strange connection.
Can you see it now?
No.
Okay.
My whole screen is just black.
Very odd.
Okay, they can hear you.
So, yes, yes.
Okay, let's just continue then.
We'll just continue on.
But yeah, I mean, this whole thing.
They put together these big bills.
We talk about them in the past.
They put them together in this big omnibus and they pack them with pork.
And then they say, oh, well, it's for the hurricane victims.
Oh, it's for the farmers.
Yeah, we got it.
We gotta pass it.
It's for the farmers.
The farmers can't continue the farm if we don't pass this 1,500-page monstrosity by Friday.
The farmers, they can't farm anymore.
They won't be able to get on their tractors.
Nothing.
If we don't pass this, it's bullshit.
It's just a lie.
It's just an absolute lie.
The whole thing has been a lie.
So I just, you know, all we can do is sit there and do what we do best, and that is make sure that we get everybody on the phone, tag your representatives, and keep calling them out on this nonsense.
That's what we do, and that's what we do well.
I can see the screen now.
It just popped on.
Oh, okay.
So, I don't know.
Maybe we're just burning up the airwaves today.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm so mad I'm spontaneous human combustion.
You're not the only one.
I'm sorry, but this is...
Do they not get the memo?
We are sick of this shit.
We've had all we can take of this crap, and this is all Obama-era shit, and we've got to have strong leaders.
We've got Trump in there.
We've got Elon Musk.
We've got all these people he's trying to put in there that are strong leaders.
And here we are with the biggest dork wimp, Nancy Pelosi-lite.
Speaker Johnson, who nobody of us voted for, who nobody even knew who he was until they put him in there.
Let's face it.
Exactly.
He is.
And you know what?
This is why the Republican Party loses as a whole time and time again because of people like him, because of people like Paul Ryan, because of people like McCain.
This is why we have and have gotten ourselves into situations over and over again Because of these rhinos, they continue to cut these deals for themselves, and that's all they care about.
And the Democrats love this, man.
They're over there, you know, they're getting off on it.
They love this bill.
So Johnson can have five Republican voters and all Democrats and push this through.
He can push it through anytime he wants, because every Democrat's going to vote for it.
All of them.
Every single one.
And that's why it's good that we know this, because guess what, Speaker Johnson?
You're not going to be Speaker for very long.
We're going to make sure of it.
You're not even going to be in Congress.
If you think you've got a solid...
I'm just telling you people, we are going to primary you.
Elon's going to finance it, so you ain't going to be able to throw money at it.
And we're going to Liz Cheney you, and you all can go do something else, because you ain't meant for this.
That's exactly right.
That is exactly right.
No, I mean, you know, but they all know how this game is played.
Thomas Massey, he was talking about it.
I mean, he says they call him Nostra Thomas for accurately predicting at Speaker Johnson.
And I'm giving you his handle at Speaker Johnson on X so that you can make sure you light it up.
Listen.
Listen.
We have broken the Christmas Omni, and I have no intention of going back to that terrible tradition.
So there won't be a Christmas Omni bus.
If somebody asked me in the hallway a little while ago, will there be many buses?
We don't want any buses.
We're not going to do any buses, okay?
Listen, I've seen this play call like four times in the seven years I've been in Congress.
They've punted the ball until December 20th.
And what they'll do is they'll come in a closed room with us and they'll say, OK, now we've got the really big omnibus.
And if you vote for this, you can go home for Christmas.
But if you don't vote for it and it fails, we're going to make you stay here over Christmas and New Year's.
And it's almost like a dystopian future.
I've been in the closed room where they start chanting, vote, vote, vote, vote.
And people run up there and vote for something they've not read.
CR, CR, CR. Oh, you want to go home for Christmas?
We'll vote for this, and we'll let you go see your families and your new grandbaby, and you can watch your two-year-old open presence.
But if you don't, you're going to stay here with your leadership and their leadership and wait for a bunch of geriatric senators to send over the answer.
By the way, I made another prediction that it would end right before Christmas, that it wouldn't go until next spring.
And we've talked about this on your show, Brian, for as long as I've been coming on your show, which is at least 12 years.
I can see it coming a mile away.
Go ahead.
Every year, every year, every year, they do the same play.
Christmas.
Christmas Eve shutdown panic because here's what they're doing.
They're taking our families hostage, the families of congressmen.
Congressman in Washington, D.C., on December 20th, which is when this CR expires, and they're going to either put another worse CR that's probably going to have Ukraine and everything else attached to it, or they're going to do the full-on omnibus, depending on how the election comes out.
They're going to do that on December 20th, and the congressman, they're going to smell those jet fumes from DCA, the Ronald Reagan Airport, and the combination of the fumes from those airplanes wafting over to the Capitol, and this CR expiring then, they're going and this CR expiring then, they're going to start chanting, vote, vote, vote.
And they will vote for anything you put in front of them.
Because the Speaker always comes and says, doesn't matter who the Speaker is, they always say, if you vote for this, you can go home and open presents with your family.
And if you don't vote for this, we're going to be here over Christmas because the optics are bad.
And just go ahead and tell your families, pack up those presents and bring them to Washington, D.C. if they want to be with you at Christmas.
Nobody's going to bring their family to D.C. over Christmas.
So you basically, they're like the Grinch.
Yeah, some people call me Nostra Thomas for predicting this.
But the reality is, Brian, we could go back.
It's a lot of work.
We could go back on your radio show.
We could find clips of me predicting this every year.
It's not a prediction.
It's just how the swamp works and the uniparty works.
Listen, Congress being surprised by the fiscal deadline of September 30th is like a florist being surprised by Valentine's Day.
It happens every year.
Prepare for it.
Gosh, that is just so...
See, without even me hearing that, I tweeted today, they just want to go home for Christmas.
They don't care what's in it.
They don't care about you.
These people just don't give a damn about the American people.
They're rich.
They're up there voting for themselves raises while you guys can't afford eggs.
Well, you guys got three presents under the Christmas tree.
They got 33. Isn't that just...
They just don't give a shit about you guys.
They hate you.
Absolutely.
They hate all of us.
I mean, they hate every single last one of us, and it's obvious now.
Unbelievable to me.
I am just so sick of it.
But they know this already.
So why don't they just change the date on all of this?
Why don't they vote earlier?
The House Speaker don't have to bring up anything.
The guy that says, oh, the Democrats are leading everything.
The guy with the gavel in his hand that said Democrats are in charge.
You're talking about surrender.
He don't have to bring up anything.
He don't have to bring up any spending bill.
He can just shelve it and say, nope, we're going to do something better.
Everybody's staying for Christmas.
Goodbye.
And if y'all don't want to do it over Christmas, we'll just wait until Trump gets in there.
It's that easy.
It's that easy.
When they go in there and say, you don't understand.
The hurricane victims haven't got shit already.
And why is it an emergency to get them funds?
Why?
Why, Speaker Johnson?
Why is it an emergency right now to get them funds?
Because you're broke.
Because y'all gave it all to illegals.
Well, that and Ukraine.
They have no problem giving money at any time to Ukraine.
You see it all day long.
Did you see them say, well, if this doesn't pass, Ukrainians don't get their money.
Did you see them say that?
Exactly.
These people are disgusting filth.
Scum suckers.
They have got to get out of office.
And I really don't care if they have to bring their families to Washington.
I don't care if you're Christmas.
You don't get to see your family for Christmas.
Get to work.
You've already had off 180-something days this year.
So you can work through Christmas, you lazy fucks.
I am so sick of them.
I am so sick of them.
It is the same play over and over again.
And they just continue to lie.
I mean, they get away with it.
They don't think that you're paying attention.
They think that after you handed them a massive win, one that was just completely unexpected, it was so enormous, that you're just going to go on about your business.
That's what they think.
They think that after you give them something like this, that you are going to be happy and content and you're going to give yourself just a pat on the back and say, didn't we do a great job?
Now we can ignore them because we've got all of the really great people and we don't have to worry about this anymore.
And here comes Eyepatch McCain, Dan Crenshaw.
runs to the New York Times and he's upset there's not enough Ukraine in the bill and added everybody's just as scared of being attacked by Trump supporters that's what you worried about Dan Crenshaw you war pig you're worried about Ukraine huh get the hell out of Congress go over and live in Ukraine and go fight for them that's exactly right This is just unbelievable.
They thought you weren't going to pay attention.
I mean, they really did.
They thought you were going to be just happy as a clam.
You were going to be focused on your friends and your holiday and your family and all of the different things.
No, we don't stop.
See, they underestimate us time and time again.
We don't trust them.
We didn't vote for them, per se.
We voted for President Trump.
We gave President Trump a mandate.
They are just pawns in his game.
We didn't give it to them because of them.
We gave it to President Trump.
They are a huge disappointment.
They continue to disappoint us time and time again.
And they must be primaried.
We have to completely reshape the Republican Party.
And I'm just glad that we've got Elon Musk and we've got Vivek and others that are joining in that know this and are going to work on it with us.
Because this is the kind of power and enforcement that we've needed, Kat.
Elon's just throwing one tweet after another, man.
They're going off.
I am so glad.
It needs to happen.
I mean, seriously, those days are over.
This is what got us in trouble to begin with.
Just really, I'm so sick of the left.
And you should see it.
I mean, you're right.
His page is just completely blowing up.
I mean, here it is.
A 40% pay increase for Congress?
40%?
Look at that.
For what?
They're the part-time workers.
For part-time.
Yes, exactly.
Sign me up for that job.
I mean, here you go.
You've got two provisions that are buried in the CR that Congress is trying to slip by.
A pay increase for members of Congress from $174,000 to $243,000 per year.
Also, members of Congress are receiving an opt-out from being required to use Obamacare.
Now, I'm sorry.
What's good for thee is good for me.
We should be able to have the exact same concessions as Congress.
Whatever they vote for should apply to them, too.
This is unbelievable.
Here's some more good news for you.
Gavin Newsom just declared a state of emergency in California over bird flu and said he might lock down some time.
Oh my gosh, please.
I'm getting out.
I cannot take it.
It has just gotten even more ridiculous.
It doesn't...
Oh my God!
God!
I'm gonna be in a rubber room saying...
Well, maybe that's what's wrong with our video.
I mean, he probably cut our feed because he knows that I had friends over this morning.
I mean, come on, really?
Yeah, let's show the finished Cat Turd ad, Fight Fight Fight Cologne, just to change our mood for a second.
Exactly, because you know what?
This has just gotten ridiculous.
The whole thing has just gotten just so crazy.
All right, so here is the new Fight Fight Fight Cologne that just dropped.
Thank you, Miss Jackie.
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And has to fight, fight, fight for his life.
Next time he better have on his Trump gold sneakers.
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How funny.
Try fight, fight, fight.
There we go.
It wouldn't let me stop it.
That was perfect.
You are the cat's meow.
For real.
Look at that.
It's funny.
Oh my gosh.
I took the fight, fight, fight to a whole new level.
This is hilarious.
So ridiculous.
You've got a whole new niche of customers for President Trump.
He should send you a thank you for sure.
You know, they sold out of that.
They sold out that kind.
Unbelievable.
Sold out.
I think that is just one of the cleverest things that he has done.
I mean, it really is clever.
Between that and then trolling Canada to where basically you've got all these people that are against Trudeau now.
It's just fun.
I mean, really, this is a wonderful time of year if you were to get the rhino Republicans out.
We would all be having something to celebrate.
They're just constant, though.
I mean, they're just not going to stop anytime soon.
They're the most obnoxious.
And it's just excuse after excuse.
And all these little tricks you're doing, all these little talking points you're doing, Mike Johnson, the ones that follow politics like us, We know what they are.
We know how you're trying to trick and word it.
That means you're a scumbag.
You're not a straight shooter like Trump.
You have no business to move.
I hope he needs to stop inviting that fool everywhere to take pictures with him, too.
He wants to go up there to the Army-Namey game and get all these accolades and pictures with Trump and his team, and then he comes back and he sticks a knife in their back.
Oh, we just got to get to the next one.
You just played a clip where he said there is not going to be any omnibus in Christmas.
It's not happening.
You're a liar.
And what did y'all do to not make that happen?
Did you go to work?
Did you sit down and start writing individual bills like the Constitution requires you to?
Or did you say, oh, we just...
They love these things, people, because they can fund the government and then they can add double or triple or quadruple the budget and put in all their little pet projects.
They get a brand new stadium built that you're paying for, for the Washington, and you can't even say Redskins.
There is something for everyone in that bill to get them to vote for it.
I mean, this thing is so, it's crafted that way on purpose.
I mean, here's one.
This is going to make everybody mad.
Jenny M put this one together.
She reposted Donald Trump Jr. But this is buried in this bill as well.
So the House is going to vote to protect itself from glaring and obvious wrongdoing.
The American people didn't vote for this.
They voted for the opposite.
They voted for transparency.
This cannot pass, says Donald Trump Jr., Well, here it is.
A new provision in the latest CR lets Congress block subpoenas for House data, including emails, potentially preventing any investigation into, you guessed it, January 6th committee.
That's unbelievable.
Look at that.
They're going to solve their own problems.
They're going to make sure that this never is investigated.
They are going to just do away with it completely.
Uh-uh.
That's not how the system works.
I bet he just pardons them all and just ends it right there.
Oh.
Preemptive pardons, I'll guarantee you.
My gosh.
This is what we have.
These people are nothing but traitors.
I'm telling you what.
They know that we are not for this.
We're not on board with this, ever.
I mean, the fact that he has caved the way he has, and he gets up there with that pageboy smirk, like, meh, no, uh-uh.
He has no choice.
I'm just trying to read all this.
Everything's happening so fast right now.
Well, if he has no choice, then he shouldn't be Speaker, because it's his job to basically run this thing, and if he can't, he just proved to the whole world that he can't handle it.
Speaker Johnson must vacate the chair, and that's what we need to get trending.
That needs to happen.
He should not have the gavel if he can't do his job for the American people.
Fox is told there's a push by House Republicans to potentially vote on the interim spending bill if they feel they have the votes in the next hour.
However, the interim...
However, one source told Fox the GOP was bleeding support.
They need to see what the whip count looks like.
As to Elon Musk weighing in, telling lawmakers that all should be voted out in two years, a member of the House Republican leadership told Fox that Musk is not helping.
He's not helping!
Yeah, he is!
He has bigger fish to fry than picking a fight with House Republicans.
Jeez, these people, their arrogance is amazing!
Oh my gosh.
This is what we have.
Thank goodness Elon Musk is involved.
That's all I have to say.
Because that'll get his attention.
They don't listen to us.
I mean, they live in a fishbowl up there and they don't hear anything.
But you can see the look on his face right here.
And you can see that this man knows exactly that he just wrote himself off.
This is it for him.
He's going to lose it all over this.
And they want to.
They want to ram this thing right on through and think no one's paying attention before it gets any worse.
So I wouldn't be surprised if they try to do it in the next couple of hours.
But hopefully it is hemorrhaging and hopefully it will not happen.
It's all of you that can stop it.
I'm telling you.
You have got the biggest voices.
They just don't get it.
They're going to, though.
And now they're all saying they're mad at Elon Musk.
For what?
The piece of shit bill y'all wrote sucks and gives everything to Democrats and ties Trump's hands?
It's three months to spend the government.
Spend the...
Whatever you need to defend the government, I'll take that if you just say, hey, we just want to push it through for three months.
Just, okay, bare minimum government spending, zero pork.
Then that would make sense.
But it doesn't because it's double and triple pork.
So that doesn't make sense.
It's a lie.
Absolute lie.
And I'm sorry that they have a thorn in their side.
That they're not able to go on with business as usual.
But that's the point, isn't it?
Of a mandate.
When the people have had an absolute enough of your shenanigans.
When you've been doing the same thing over and over again.
And it's not helping us.
It's just helping you.
And you give yourself a huge raise on top of it.
I mean, you want to talk about a cherry on top.
You can't beat that.
Just rub that in.
A 40% raise.
Oh my gosh.
We're working.
Part-time.
Part-time.
This is disgusting.
They are just absolutely disgusting.
I mean, everything that they do, it just shouldn't surprise anybody what we're dealing with.
Western Linsman put this one together.
Here he is, Johnson, talking about it.
September 2024. There won't be a Christmas omnibus.
Then you have Johnson, December 2024. Everybody understands the necessity of this Christmas omnibus.
But overall, with the CR, as our leader just noted, we have broken the Christmas omni.
And I have no intention of going back to that terrible tradition.
So there won't be a Christmas omnibus.
Somebody asked me in the hallway a little while ago, will there be minibuses?
We don't want any buses.
We're not going to do any buses, okay?
And we've got to get through this.
So, look, everybody understands the necessity.
It is not palatable.
This is the sausage-making part of legislation that nobody likes, but we're governing, and we'll pick it up in January and start a brand new day for America.
Oh my gosh.
It just makes you sick.
Well, we just talked about it.
I just saw a tweet that just dropped by Nick Shorter.
It says, breaking House Speaker Johnson now discussions to potentially drop his massive spending bill and replace it with a clean CR per Politico.
What did I just say?
It's that easy.
If you want to kick the can down the road, you have to at this point to keep the government running because you're so lazy at this point you didn't do what you said he was going to do in September.
But this argument only flies if you do a clean CR with just the spending for whatever the function of the government and there's not one dime of pork.
There's not any of this crap.
Y'all don't get raises.
Y'all don't get exempt from Obamacare.
You don't get any of that shit.
There's no stadium going in here and funding all this crap.
That's the only way it flies, you dumb ass.
This is so easy.
He had this in his power from the get-go.
He could have done this at the very beginning and saved us all.
Having our blood pressure just completely go sky high, but now all of a sudden, after we just completely lose it, now he decides to do this.
He's ridiculous.
I couldn't have none of our blood pressure right now if I had gravy in my damn things.
I'm so angry right now, I don't even know what to say.
I did the liquor store drive-thru.
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I say that every single time because I'm going to get a lot of people that say, is there any way I can get it?
I live in Canada or I live somewhere else.
You can't.
You can't.
Yeah, you can't.
But man, if you're in the USA, I'm telling you, if you can swing getting this, get it.
Because, I mean, it's just wonderful to have.
It really is.
It's peace of mind.
Yep.
Because I'm going to tell you, when I get throat infections and stuff or anything, it always happens.
When does it always happen?
Saturday, early Friday night.
And then all the doctors are closed all weekend.
And it gets worse and worse and worse.
And you don't have to worry about that.
Well, I certainly don't want to see a doctor in LA. I mean, I'm sorry.
They're sitting there talking about the flu and the bird flu and everything else.
They cannot wait to jab me.
If they were to look at my chart, they would see that that thing is clear, clean, and it's going to stay that way.
So, no, they're not going to be jabbing me and I'm not going to be paying them a visit as a result of the way they've handled things in my town.
So, forget it.
Unfortunately, they've done that.
They've gotten it to where people don't even want to go to the doctor anymore.
Elon's firing off a tweet every two minutes.
I'm so glad.
Well, and it's working.
That's the thing.
It's working.
And by all of these comments...
You know what's funny?
Grok, AI on Twitter, is breaking it all down right now.
That's why everybody's getting all this information.
That's huge.
The AI's already read it and going through everything.
That's where he's getting his information from.
He's posting it now.
Isn't that crazy?
Isn't that something to watch it all happen in real time?
This will be the last year the U.S. will have a bill like this appropriations bill where AI will not fully break it down and hunt for pork and cronyism.
I have used my local AI for a few years on this stuff.
Soon you will grok the real honesty of a bill in real time.
My gosh.
The Hill just put out the thing, Eli Musk, anyone who votes for spending deal would lose re-election, should usually re-election.
He is on them, boy.
Well, that's how it should be.
Yeah, we're not playing with you guys.
We have the platform to Liz Cheney in the primary, and he has the money.
Now what?
You don't have to wait on Mitch McConnell to either give you his blessing and give you zero or give you 20 million.
We don't have to wait for that.
We're going to primary and make it hurt you.
Go ahead.
Go have your little Christmas.
Lord knows they miss you.
You've only been home 250 days this year.
Lord knows you need to get home to see your family.
It's really true.
But here's the thing.
These are the friends that President Trump has needed.
His friends in high places.
He didn't have them the first four years.
And that's what happened.
Now all of a sudden, we're coming back and we're stronger than we have ever been and we have the potential to change things.
This is what is terrifying the left.
And Washington DeSleys.
Because this whole thing, the way it's always worked in Washington, this whole Christmas omnibus that he promised wasn't going to happen this time around, and then did, and now he has to go back to his little desk and start figuring out how he can weasel his way out of it, because the people know he has been exposed and he will be primaried.
Listen to this.
So, report, veteran House GOP members who support this private bill are mocking Elon in private.
For Fox News just said, when told that Musk, who is leading DOJ, opposed the legislation, they both reportedly slapped each other on the shoulder and said, it's been nice serving with you.
Elon Musk came up under it and said, that's because they're too cowardly to do so in public.
They think we're playing, man.
Playtime, like Dan Bongino says, cutesy time is over.
Yeah, we're so past this.
Well, we're out of time.
We're out of time.
I mean, the whole thing is that we're trying to get a hold of government spending, and this is the furthest thing from it.
Not only that, we're trying to get away from censorship.
This is the furthest thing from it.
I don't want to hear how they continue to kick the can down the road.
That's not going to work for anybody anymore.
Not at all.
Here's some things in the bill.
A feral swine eradication program.
Nice.
A continuation of the wool trust fund until 2025, paying for juvenile delinquents to get their driver's license, no longer calling homeless adults and children homeless.
There's some millions for that.
Extending a sheep marketing grant program until 2025. Spending $3 million to test the inspection of molasses is in this bill.
That's amazing.
And how does that work?
Joe Blow at Congress, he goes over there and puts it in.
Hey, Speaker, my friend owns a molasses company, and he has a little testing kit in the back.
Can you throw him, my buddy from college who was in the fraternity with me, can you throw him three million?
Oh, sure, let's just write him a check.
This is how ridiculous this shit is.
Well, don't forget the $60 billion to Ukraine, unconstitutional force of courts to protect Congress, past and future blanket immunity for deep state, unconstitutional emergency powers, mask vaccine mandates, gain-of-function research, vaccine passports, funding of 12 bio labs, what we get?
Hurricane aid.
This is from the redheaded librarian.
Do you see how this whole thing works?
And he gets up there with that creepy look on his face.
Oh, we really don't have a choice, y'all.
It's just, you want hurricane aid?
We gotta do it.
Do you want the farmers to keep farming?
We have to do it.
This is a Nancy Pelosi tactic that doesn't work on people with half a brain.
God, they're just rotten to the core, aren't they?
Absolutely.
You've got Representative Anna Paulina Luna voting no.
CR is a terrible sandwich.
Lots of people back home impacted by hurricane or calling my office said they do not want everything attached to this bill.
Exactly.
It needs to be a stand-alone bill.
They have no problem throwing around money when it comes to Ukraine or anything else.
And yet, here, they have to pack it full of all of these other things in order to pass it.
For hurricane victims?
No.
For farmers?
No.
There were several farmers that responded to one of the posts that I did today that said, Hey, you know what?
I'm a farmer.
I could really use it.
But I don't want all of this other stuff in this bill.
We'll pass and wait.
Yeah, it's called America First, not My Personal Interest First.
And that's how the American people are, and like these scumbags.
Mike Johnson just don't get it.
I mean, he just came out of left field, didn't he?
We didn't even know who he was.
And all of a sudden, he's the speaker?
You didn't like him from the beginning, Kat.
You know me.
I told y'all when he started praying, I said, yeah, oh, he prayed in public, yeah, and then he signed a fuck me, a bill.
Uh-huh.
You absolutely did not like it from the beginning.
I mean, you pitched an absolute fit.
Three F-bombs, that's my record.
I warned everybody.
I'm not happy today.
Oh my gosh.
Well, it's understandable.
It's absolutely understandable because this is just more of the same.
Elon's not playing either.
There's a lot of...
The senator.
So here comes the senator.
So John Cornyn came out and really said the bill's bad.
Jerry Ernst is coming out saying the bill is bad.
But let me tell y'all what that's all about.
Yep.
They're down in the dumps with no support right now.
They can't do anything.
When it goes to the Senate, they're going to lose.
They'll vote no on it.
So they can come out against, oh, this is a lump of coal.
This sucks.
Mm-hmm.
Because they're safe, and they always do that.
Oh, look, she's turning around now.
No, they're trying to get back in everybody's graces.
Knowing that their vote don't matter in the Senate.
It doesn't matter.
They're just using this, just like everything else.
I am so tired of these traitors.
I truly am.
I've had it up to here with these idiots.
Everybody has.
I mean, everybody has.
This has been days where you've had it trending on X. Vote No has been trending all day on the X, number one in the world.
I mean, God, do you not understand you work for us?
Nope, they don't understand that.
They've never had to answer to anybody, ever.
This is a new day.
This is completely...
Elon's going off, guys.
He's tweeting every two minutes, and he's like, I mean what I say, and I say what I mean.
Believe me when I tell you, we are going to primary, everybody.
I'm going to put all the money into it.
I am not kidding around at all.
Well, and not only that, when you talk about what's happening with the Fed today as well, it looks like they cut rate by 0.25%, bringing the target range to 4.25% to 4.5%.
It's actually weaker than a lot of people thought it was going to be.
And a lot of people are pretty upset about that.
He's being very, if not overly cautious, which means we're still going to see inflation as a result.
Powell, the Fed.
I am so glad that you've got people that are working on that, that are going to, you know, hopefully get us away from that same strategy over and over again.
But that happened today too.
Oh yeah, guess what else is in the bill?
We're funding bio labs.
Yes, exactly.
We're going to make some more coronaviruses.
I mean, really?
God almighty, they just don't get it.
They just don't get it.
I'm turning into Alex Jones here.
The global pedophiles have got to go.
They are completely predictable.
I'm literally turning into Alex Jones today.
He was right about everything.
Well, here's something that Elon just posted, and here is this huge stack of pages that they just got on their desk last night.
I mean, let's face it, they haven't had enough time to look at it.
Yeah, and nobody can read it, and they just want them to sign it.
Exactly, just like they always do.
After this election, with a 40% raise to themselves.
Oh my God, I don't even know words for how idiotic this is.
Oh, fake Christian Johnson up there.
He's ridiculous.
Isn't he sad?
The whole thing, it's just got to change.
And they just thought that after winning the election that it was just going to go on business as usual.
It is not.
And here's the thing.
Elon Musk is smart enough to know, hey, look, I'd rather have the support of the people and make sure that we're doing right by this country and right by all of you than the support of a whole bunch of sleazy swamp monsters in Washington, D.C. He knows.
He knows.
Having the people on your side is a lot better than the alternative.
Otherwise, might as well just go up there and join them.
This is good.
This is really good.
This has got Washington, oh, you know, they're stirring now.
Between the election and now what happens after?
They're losing their footing.
You see how Joni Ernst is the first one to try to ride on this wave and act like she's...
It's God.
I know these people like the back of my hand, folks.
It's because in Cornyn, all the people that are in trouble in the Senate and that are up for re-election, they can come out now.
See, it's called cover.
They try to trick you with this all the time.
Oh, this bill sucks.
She's over there.
It's a lump of coal.
This sucks.
Yeah, because you know when it comes to the Senate, They're going to vote.
All 50 Democrats are going to vote for it, and then Harris is going to be deciding to vote, and it's going to go to the president's desk.
And he's going to gladly sign it.
He loves it.
He's going to sign the hell out of it.
Every Democrat's going to vote for this.
And think about that.
This dumb, insufferable prick...
I mean, he writes a bill that every Democrat's going to vote for.
Of course!
It was written for him.
That's how much of an idiot this guy.
That's how terrible this guy is.
He wrote a bill that he can get 20 or 30 percent Republicans and every Democrat to vote for, and he's going to cram it through.
This guy has to be removed as Speaker.
He has to be removed as Speaker.
He does.
No matter what.
No matter what he comes back with, it's over.
He's got to go.
I don't care what kind of argument they have because they're voting on a new one soon.
I don't care if they have a thousand votes to get another one.
He has to go as Speaker.
He's got to.
He's weak.
He's feckless.
He's on their side.
He's a backstabber.
He's worthless.
Totally, totally.
We cannot go forward with this MAGA agenda, with this clown, with Nancy Pelosi 2.0 as our Speaker.
He's a wimp.
Oh, at least she was strong.
He's not.
I mean, he's just an absolute, he's got no spine whatsoever.
He is a joke.
We know now that he cannot be Speaker of the House.
He's also an idiot.
He really is dumb.
I just can't stand it.
And I don't like how he pretends to be one thing and he's just not.
I mean, he just changes with the wind.
He is Paul Ryan incarnate and he will do even more damage to us than Paul Ryan ever did if he is allowed to remain with the gavel.
Good for everybody for stepping up and for letting your voices be heard and for calling and everything that you did.
You're changing it.
And you need to tell everybody to your congressman you do not want him a speaker at all.
Absolutely.
This is it.
This is the perfect introduction.
Did I not warn everybody?
Yep.
But this is a perfect time.
How bad this guy was going to be.
Kat, this is the perfect time.
This is a prelude to that.
Now we open the door and we go ahead and start with vacate the chair.
This is how it works.
Somebody tell me what the stock market's doing right now.
I bet it's going straight down to hell.
Thank you.
Thanks, Kat.
Let's see.
Oh, my gosh.
It's down 922, what'd I tell you.
It's down 922 right now.
Oh, gosh.
Yes, here it is.
That's a combination of the Fed and a combination of the shitty spending bill they're trying to get across.
Oh, man.
Yep.
Yep.
Here we go.
It's down almost a thousand.
I knew it.
Yep.
They look like Eddie Murphy and Dan Ackroyd selling right now, man, in trading places.
Lord.
Well, it's a good time to buy.
That's how I see it, because I'll tell you what, this is not going to stand.
It's just not...
So, stock market news.
Stocks fall after Fed rate call.
The indexes were higher before the central bank's announcement.
Now, all of a sudden, you see it all going.
It falls nearly 800 points.
This is called addicted like crack to free printed money.
Yep.
And don't think this omnibus isn't a big part of it.
It's huge.
It was already falling.
Yep, we've got a lot of work to do still.
We've got to revamp our party.
We know that.
You know, we should be celebrating right now.
Absolutely.
And who's screwing us over?
We've got all the power.
The Republicans.
We've got to sit here for weeks and fight for every nomination that he's getting and all these stupid scabs like Joni Ernst and all them.
I'm not going to vote.
I'm never Trump.
We gotta deal with them, and now we gotta deal with Mike Johnson screwing us.
It's just like, the Democrats aren't doing anything right now.
It's the damn Republicans.
This is really something.
I mean, it really is.
People are even talking about the fact that, you know, we've got better Democrats than we do Republicans.
I mean, you know, people are talking about Fetterman.
They're like, how did he become one of the most reasonable Democrats on Trump's cabinet nominees?
How did that happen?
Because he reads the room.
He understands that people came out of the woodwork and voted overwhelmingly for President Trump.
And the reason why California continued to vote was so they could cheat, so that they could make sure that they kept those seats close with the Democrats.
That's why they held out and continued to count until they got their desired result, because they didn't want you to see exactly what a landslide this whole thing was.
You could add even more, if the truth were to be told, Republican seats that they stole.
Yeah, so Matthew Bull just tweeted, I've gone through this exact thing, issue with Speaker Johnson, multiple times before.
Here's how this movie goes to Elon Musk.
First, he will lie to you and say he will fight the actual fight next time.
Then he would claim he agrees with the concerns if conservatives are raising and the issues are real and he totally understands.
Then he would text or call you and try to talk it through or explain things.
But he will always do what the swamp wants, then push comes to shove.
We went through this with spending fights with him twice already, spring and again in the fall, and now here we go again.
He went through this with the FISA in the spring.
We went through this with Ukraine aid in the summer.
Isn't it the opposite of the very definition of efficiency to keep doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting a different result?
At a certain point, Mike Johnson, remaining Speaker of the House, is of itself at odds with the stated purpose of the government of Doge.
So, so eventually we hit a breaking point where he has to go.
The easiest time to do a leverage wise would be at the regular scheduled speaker election on January 3rd, because you don't need to first go through a motion to vacate.
The new Congress begins with a vacant chair.
So just start fresh, get rid of him.
And Elon walked on top of him and said, actions matter.
Time is irrelevant.
Kill the bill.
Goodness.
Elon's going off right now, guys, on Twitter.
I'm talking about going off.
He's not going to be invited to any more UFC fights.
I can promise you that.
Those days in the shade are over.
No more invites.
You're not part of the new good old boy club.
That's for sure.
Everybody's talking about one of the worst bills ever written.
Good Lord.
This is something.
And he wrote it.
If you want to know who Mike Johnson is, they're spying on all your phones right now, and he was the deciding vote, and he could have stopped the government from coming after conservatives.
They don't come after liberals, from coming after conservatives.
All he had to do is just say no, and he didn't do it.
And that shows you what a piece of crap this guy is.
It's really true.
I mean, here at Wesley Hunt, he's saying, end Congress's irresponsible Christmas tradition.
They all were waiting on it.
God.
They knew exactly what was going to happen.
To do this to America, the four years of hell we've had and the inflation and the prices and the housing market and everything collapsing and people hurting so bad financially, to sit up there at Mike Johnson and do this to the American people right now and give themselves a $70,000 a year raise and put in billions and billions and billions to their buddies.
Is just criminal.
And he does not deserve to be Speaker.
And everybody make it clear to your representatives, we do not want that piece of shit a Speaker no more.
Might as well have Paul Ryan or Boehner up there crying like this, cutting onions.
That's exactly right.
We will not be able to really win if we have people like this that are blocking our path.
We can't do it.
He's full of shit.
There's no way.
There is absolutely no way.
What a slap.
Of course.
It has everything to do with them.
Kill the bill.
This is one by at brick underscore suit.
They just really thought that y'all weren't paying attention.
I'll tell you that right now.
That's what they believe.
They think that you were just going to take your win and just go home and celebrate with your family.
That's why it was a perfect time to lay this little one on you.
It's a big one and it's horrible.
This is not at all what anybody wants.
I think it's, oh, we just got to pass it.
Then we're going to get on there January 3rd, and we're going to all wear George Washington hats.
Please.
Oh, here's what I bought today for the dogs.
What'd you get?
So for the, of course, I'll be in Nashville up January 20th, but I'm going to get some pictures before.
I got them all, this little Trump wigs and Trump little ties that say 555. Oh, how cute.
See, they're cats.
I'm going to take a picture of all five of my dogs dressed up as Trump, and I'll post it January 20th at the inauguration.
Oh, that is fantastic.
And we may have you on the show that day.
We were kind of talking about it a little bit yesterday.
Yeah, walking around and just talking to people.
And I'll show myself.
Everybody knows what I look like anyway.
I've been doing functions forever now.
Yes, you have.
You're an old hat at that.
And so what we can do, too, is I can have that picture and I'll put it up so everybody can see it because it'll run just like a regular show.
So that's really great news.
So you all get a ticket to the inauguration party.
Yeah, so the only thing that can stop that, I just got to see, because music's going to be playing, I got to figure out how I can do it.
It'll be the same.
I mean, we won't be able to...
No, man, it's going to be loud in there.
You won't be able to hear it on my system.
Yeah, we won't be able to...
I'll try to figure it out.
Yeah.
I'm just promising to try, so if it didn't work out, it don't work out.
But I'm going to really try to make it happen.
We won't be plugged into the music, so if you're expecting to hear all the really awesome music, we won't be able to hear it like that.
But we will probably be able to hear you in certain places.
Well, I can...
Like, the music's over...
We could do a show a little later that day because the thing's going to end at four, one hour later.
And then I could go around after it's over and start talking to everybody.
That way there will be no music.
Or before.
Yeah, so before, I'm not going to be there that early.
Yeah, it opens at nine.
I'm not getting there at nine.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
So we'll figure it out.
We'll do some tests or something when you're at the bar and see what's going on.
It's going to be a great event.
And you know what?
We do not need people like Speaker Johnson to throw a wrench into our win.
And that's exactly what he's trying to do.
We know now more than ever exactly what he was up to.
And he's just the same as all of them.
So...
Make sure that when you do call today and you start putting pressure on your representatives that you throw that little number in there.
Yep.
And like we always say, don't yell and scream at them.
You can be stern, but don't be an asshole.
Right.
Exactly.
All right, everybody.
Like I was today on the show.
You're doing great, Kat.
Let's see where the stock market is now.
Now the stock market is down 1,123, by the way.
Is it really?
See there?
I mean, you know what?
I called it.
They can ruin a Christmas dinner that's already cooked.
Yeah.
Yeah, just put a Grinch suit on speaker suction.
It is true.
All right, everybody.
Well, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.
You all be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
Bye.
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