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Police State | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 570 - 5/17/2024
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Thank you.
Thank you.
Today is Friday, May 17th, 2024, episode number 570.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
Happy Friday.
Oh, we did it.
I know.
Never ends.
Something.
Never something every day.
Dramatic pause.
It's Friday.
That's all I keep saying to myself.
Because boy, do I have a lot of retractions from tomorrow.
Well, not really.
Just one.
Okay, so I don't watch cable news.
I think most people know that by now.
I think they can tell because I don't know who anybody is.
But anyway, when I played the Free Fallen video...
Okay, it belonged to Jimmy Falla.
And it was, Joe Biden and the Alzheimer's keeps falling, right?
The more you, Joe.
Come on, man, records.
All right, so I didn't know that.
And apparently a lot of people make this mistake, if you're really not in the know.
But I've held, you know, I hold a grudge against Fox News ever since they did what they did and continue to do to President Trump.
And then calling the races early and everything else.
I'm just not a big Fox person.
Anywho, I made that mistake.
Apparently he is a comedian and he's the one that put that song together.
And then to make matters worse, I doubled down and he does a whole bunch of these songs.
So I had a different song up there instead of the free falling one.
And so I have just made that correction.
So if you go to my page, you can grab the free falling one from yesterday.
All right.
That's all the apologies you're going to get out of me today.
You messed up.
I messed up.
But you know what?
At least we admit it on this show.
Like, it drives me crazy when people don't admit it, you know, or retract or something because then everybody...
Well, their names are exactly alike.
I mean, Jimmy Fallon.
Jimmy Fallon.
Exactly.
And we did a piece on Fallon, right?
Right after that or before that.
I don't remember.
I thought you pronounced it right because I knew who you were talking about because I used to watch that guy because he was on Gutfeld because I hadn't watched Fox in years.
Oh, okay.
Well, he's funny.
He's really funny.
And I found out that the way that he actually says his name is Fela.
And I found this clip just to clear my name even more to show that I'm not the only one.
You know me.
I really have this huge conscience.
This horrible conscience problem.
All right, check it out.
Fox News pronounces it?
Yeah.
It's Fela.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you know what happens at Fox News?
Which is funny.
Everybody wants to, when you come on the air and you're new, they want to get things right, as you'd imagine.
But if they hear another anchor pronounce it a certain way, they're like, oh, have I been doing it wrong the whole time?
Right, right, right.
And now your name is, you know, I'm just going with Smith when we launch my show.
It'll be easy.
I feel like I owe it to these people.
So first things first, congratulations.
I was telling Chuck earlier, after we met a couple of days ago, not for the first time, but I did a little segment on your show.
Did you ever.
And I said to Chuck, you know something?
I think we ought to grab this guy on the way up.
Not that he's going to be coming down anytime soon, but he's certainly going up.
And, you know, I've got a lot of questions about what that might feel like.
But it was funny this morning.
I was out on the bike path doing my research, which really consists of me saying your name into my phone and seeing if anything interesting pops up so I can listen to...
To whatever it is.
Which way did you say it?
Well, I said Jimmy Fallon.
And up came Jimmy Fallon.
Of course, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, that probably won't be the case in a couple of months.
But right now, Siri, with a capital S, hasn't yet learned.
Okay, so, sorry.
I'm not the only one.
Oh my gosh.
Well, Kat, you've been watching this whole golf thing.
You want to give us the lowdown, the skinny on what happened with this?
Yeah, it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in sports.
I mean, number one, I'm a golf fan.
I understand the events.
I know how everything works.
And I've listened to all that.
There's been a lot of witnesses that I've listened to.
And this is just the weirdest thing.
So Scotty Scheffler, you know, he's the number one player in the world.
He's on fire.
He's like won the Masters, won the players.
He's won four of his last five events.
He's just on the top of the world of sports, not just golf.
Just had a baby.
Nicest guy in the world.
Big Christian.
Just an overall good guy.
And so this morning he has an early tee time.
And so about an hour before he got there...
So this is just terrible for Valhalla, the golf course.
So one of their buses that picks up people and brings them, you know what I mean?
They hit one of their vendors and killed them this morning.
That's how it started.
Word.
Yeah, one of the vendors.
So one person that works for the tournament hit another person that works for the tournament and killed him.
So you got all this.
Now this is right at the entrance.
Imagine this happening in a parking lot.
This didn't happen on the road.
So the players were scrambling.
Someone had to walk two miles to get there because all of a sudden now they're trying to clean up the incident.
And then they got all the people from the event.
So they have their own police and security for the event.
And they're all out there looking like cops, right?
So they're wearing They're wearing the same vest, you know, the same reflective vest and everything, and they all look a lot.
But it was really confusing, and all the players said they didn't know how to get in.
And so what they do is they give them courtesy cards.
And on the courtesy card, there's a big, giant P in the front with all the credentials.
It means players.
And they just wave them in.
They get their own little lane.
You know what I mean?
Right.
And so he was in a player's card.
He showed everybody's credentials.
In the meantime, three or four other people in the same exact spot, players, who have already admitted, they wave them through.
So now you've got this big mix of cops and the security that's hired to do the tournament.
And so somebody had abandoned their car ahead of him.
There was two cars ahead of him.
One of them had abandoned the car.
I don't know why, but there wasn't nobody in it.
And so he's just going to ride around on the medium or the shoulder of the road, the medium, and just go right in the event.
I mean, it's right there.
That's where you go in.
This is like a parking lot now.
And so what really happened was he went around that, and one of the cops took offense to it, some Barney Fife.
But what really happened was when he went around it, the cop, you know, the asshole cop was yelling at him to stop, and another cop, he was looking to the right, one of the vents guy was waving him through, because he knows that's the player with the big P's waving him through.
So you got two people telling him, you know, to do two different things, and he drove about 20 more feet, and that cop grabbed the, jumped on the hood, Oh my gosh.
And then I guess he fell down.
Then he rolled down the wind and grabbed him by the arm and took him out and shoved him against the car.
He's the number one player in the world.
Wow.
And an event that's bringing probably about $200 million to the city.
Oh my word.
And then they cuff him and take him down there and book him.
Then he charges him with three huge misdemeanors and second degree assault felony.
Which means if he got a felony, he couldn't even go to overseas and play golf anymore.
Oh my goodness.
And just threw the book at him.
This asshole 34 year old cop.
He threw the book out of it, and then he wrote it up.
Oh, I had to go to the hospital, and I earned the $80 jeans.
And he had scratches on him, and it was from his own making.
He threw himself against the car.
And all the witnesses, I mean, there's writers there from ESPN, Golf Digest.
They all saw it.
None of them saw it.
What that cop put in his report, which was like he was dragging him down the road for some reason.
I mean, it was dark.
It was raining.
He was just listening to everybody.
You know how it is?
You're driving.
You've got one cop motioning you over here, one cop telling you to stop.
He was just trying to figure out.
We're talking about driving one mile an hour, too, right?
Because you're in a parking lot, just kind of easing forward.
Goodness.
And they took him, and you're talking about a stain on the police department and the tournament and everything else.
My God.
Wow.
That's exactly what happened.
Oh my gosh, thank you for that.
That gives us like a very clear picture.
And all the witnesses said what his report never did happen, said he was just like one, they could see him looking to the right where the cop was waving him on.
The guy at the event, because he knows the cop wouldn't know, he don't know Adam from, you know, in the tournament.
They're inside the event now, you know what I mean?
They're turning you into the golf course.
Wow.
All the other golfers, there's some that abandoned their car and parked it on the shoulder and just walked two miles because they had it so screwed up.
But everybody was confused.
It was pouring down rain.
It was dark.
There was lights in the parking lot.
You can't see nothing.
You know what I mean?
And Scotty let out a statement and said, I had no idea if it was a cop.
He was just confused.
This happened in two seconds.
Well, and you can tell, too.
It looked like, I mean, it was dark, so you've got the lights and everything else.
And raining.
Yeah, so, I mean, it's hard when you're trying to figure out what's going on.
The only thing on his mind, probably, being the athlete, is I need to get into the venue.
I need to play.
Yeah, well, they wave them through.
They do have a special lane.
They can do what they want to get in there.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, it's a stain.
And then they mug shot at him.
It's just a joke, man.
Oh, definitely.
But I doubt the DA's going to touch this with a 10-foot pole.
They'll probably get that felony down and just do some kind of traffic violation.
It'll be done here in a week or two, I'm sure.
Or drop everything and just say it was a complete and total misunderstanding.
Yeah.
That's what I think should happen.
I mean, they want to see this kind of event again.
I mean, this is major.
But I'm sure this police officer, he didn't realize that his 15 minutes of fame could end up being a lasting mark of shame because no one's going to forget it.
and especially with the police report that he put in there that he was dragged and that he was hurt in some way.
He went to the hospital, and then the AP comes out with a story.
Wow.
Caudy Scafford drags cop behind his car and gets puts in prison.
I mean, come on.
Wow.
Isn't that something else?
Gosh, you know what?
The news has just been so crazy lately, Kat.
It's just wild stories, left, right, and center.
In fact, I don't know what it was.
I don't know if it was the Where's Hunter title Or if it was the balloons that were released outside of Donald Trump's court house yesterday.
Dick balloons.
I said it again, so we're going to get sensitive.
Yes.
And you know what ended up happening was that I was marked as sensitive.
And then today, all of my posts, even my repost, everything was marked sensitive.
And I finally just wrote and said, please help me because I wrote X. And I said, I don't know what happened.
But this is just a lady, you know, Happy Friday announcement, dancing with her dog, and it's been marked sensitive.
Okay.
I mean, I really am not trying to be offensive.
Which brought up another thought of mine, Kat.
You know how you've been talking about that guy who, you know, was at the gas station that I haven't seen, but you apparently have.
Yeah, have you seen it?
Well, no, I didn't.
And the reason why I didn't is because living in LA like I am, I mean, anything could happen to me.
And if somebody were to sit there and they were to say, okay, well, what was the last thing that she was looking up?
And that was in my search bar.
Now he sticks his handle up his butt.
I really don't want to be remembered that way.
So thank you very much.
You know, I'm just going to have to stumble upon it, I guess.
But I'm certainly not going to do any, you know, searches for things like that.
My goodness sake.
But, speaking of other people.
And what's happening with the NFL? My gosh!
I mean, what's going on with this whole thing?
This whole Kansas City is now under investigation for human rights violations.
Now, apparently Kansas City doxxed this particular person, Buttkicker7, who Put out, I guess, he put out a speech, which was amazing, and he was calling out Joe Biden and everybody else.
And then all of a sudden, you had the NFL in Kansas City.
They just absolutely went after him and said that his views are not those of the NFL as an organization.
The NFL is steadfast.
Yeah, Christian views.
Exactly.
And then they started lying and he was saying women belong in the kitchen.
He never said that.
It's just all lies they make up.
Wow!
I heard his speech and actually his speech was beautiful.
I'm going to play it just so everybody knows what we're talking about here.
Throughout the COVID fiasco and how you missed out on so many milestones the rest of us older people have taken for granted.
While COVID might have played a large role throughout your formative years, it is not unique.
Bad policies and poor leadership have negatively impacted major life issues.
Things like abortion, IVF, surrogacy, euthanasia, as well as a growing support for degenerate cultural values and media all stem from the pervasiveness of disorder.
Our own nation is led by a man who publicly and proudly proclaims his Catholic faith, but at the same time is delusional enough to make the sign of the cross during a pro-abortion rally.
He has been so vocal in his support for the murder of innocent babies that I'm sure to many people, it appears that you can be both Catholic and pro-choice.
He is not alone.
From the man behind the COVID lockdowns to the people pushing dangerous gender ideologies onto the youth of America, they all have a glaring thing in common.
They are Catholic.
This is an important reminder that being Catholic alone doesn't cut it.
These are the sorts of things we are told in polite society to not bring up.
You know, the difficult and unpleasant things.
But if we are going to be men and women for this time in history, we need to stop pretending that the Church of Nice is a winning proposition.
We must always speak and act in charity, but never mistake charity for cowardice.
It is safe to say that over the past few years, I've gained quite the reputation for speaking my mind.
I never envisioned myself nor wanted to have this sort of a platform, but God has given it to me, so I have no other choice but to embrace it and preach more hard truths about accepting your lane and staying in it.
As members of the Church founded by Jesus Christ, it is our duty and ultimately privilege to be authentically and unapologetically Catholic.
Don't be mistaken, even with Even within the church, people in polite Catholic circles will try to persuade you to remain silent.
There even was an award-winning film called Silence, made by a fellow Catholic, wherein one of the main characters, a Jesuit priest, abandoned the church and as an apostate, when he died, is seen grasping a crucifix, quiet and unknown to anyone but God.
As a friend of Benedictine College, His Excellency Bishop Robert Barron said in his review of the film, it was exactly what the cultural elite want to see in Christianity—private, hidden away, and harmless.
Our Catholic faith has always been countercultural.
Our Lord, along with countless followers, were all put to death for their adherence to her teachings.
The world around us says that we should keep our beliefs to ourselves whenever they go against the tyranny of diversity, equity, and inclusion.
We fear speaking truth because now, unfortunately, truth is in the minority.
Congress just passed a bill where stating something as basic as the biblical teaching of who killed Jesus could land you in jail.
But make no mistake, before we even attempt to fix any of the issues plaguing society, we must first get our own house in order, and it starts with our leaders.
Oh my gosh, I'm not really a fan of football, but sign me up for this guy.
I mean, he is just absolutely so beautifully, he speaks beautifully, and he's saying everything that the left doesn't want people to hear.
And these NFL players, they're constantly beating, I mean, some of them are committing murder, some of them go to jail for murder, some of them are beating up their girlfriends and it's on film.
Oh my gosh.
And everything they do.
And it's okay to do any of that stuff, but you just can't talk about your faith and say what you believe.
Now, if he was up there praising transgender and talking about how kids should transition at 10 years old, he is a hero!
Isn't that something?
I mean, I'm telling you what, this is exactly what the left fears.
And this whole shaming people into silence, they don't want you talking about religion.
They don't want you talking about politics.
They don't want you talking about things other than what they propose as being the guidelines.
Well, I'm sorry.
Nothing's off the table.
They don't want you to talk about things.
Like, you go to a dinner party and they're like, no religion, no politics, no.
That's exactly where you should be talking about these subjects.
Absolutely.
With your friends and your family.
All the time.
That's the one thing they've been trying to take out, is the conversations that need to be had.
And so, my goodness, then I head on over to here, Paige, and it's one from The Hill.
Looks like they got community noted because they were trying to paint a completely different picture.
Yeah.
They said, he said, women belong in the kitchen.
Now, how do you get that from what we just listened to?
Because you're a lying, scumbag, liberal rag.
Pretty much sums it up.
Am I sensitive, Mark?
Sensitive?
I don't know why I always get the bullets.
You know what?
You just go on and do your thing.
That means somebody's listening to our show.
They must be.
Hey, I want to say hi to the Karen out there.
Mark the sense of your state.
Hi, Karen!
Did you feel them get hurt when I talked about dick balloons?
Oh, Karen.
Listen, Karen.
Dick balloons, dick balloons, dick balloons.
Oh my gosh, it is so true.
But you know what?
I always catch the bullets for some reason.
I have no idea.
But whenever we get hit, it's me that goes down.
And I'm like, oh my gosh.
I talk all the shit and you get hit.
Yeah.
It's always been that way just since the very beginning of time.
It has always been that way.
But yes, and thank you to the littermates that reached out to me and said, I can't see any of your stuff without it being Mark sensitive.
And I appreciate you letting me know because that...
Prompted me to write Twitter and say, hey, please, you know, it's just a dog video.
It's a sweet little dog video.
There's nothing that could offend anybody.
But speaking of offending people, what are they trying to do?
Are they trying to introduce bestiality or something?
Because this whole thing with NBC... Is the most incredible thing I think I have ever seen in my life.
You know what I'm talking about now.
This whole gay planet thing, this queer planet that they've introduced.
What in the world is happening?
They're doing a show on gay animals and transgender animals.
Oh my God.
What is happening?
Really?
No wonder they didn't want that young man speaking out the way he did.
Because, hey, you know, I mean, he's going completely...
Might offend the gay animals!
I've never seen anything quite like what is going on with the culture in America, but it certainly does explain a lot, does it not?
I know.
When I saw that, I went...
It's some kind of parody account, but unfortunately, it's not.
Can you imagine people listening to the show?
Mark, Mark, we went to Africa and we found two really, really gay laughing hyenas.
They were laughing.
Wow.
While they were doing it.
Gay!
Oh, this is ridiculous.
And we went all the way down to South America and found two gay bell salamanders doing it under a rock.
Wow.
Oh, I mean, it's just so bad you can't even believe it.
I really thought it was parody, but it's not.
Listen.
The paparazzi really are everywhere.
Everything you were taught as a kid is wrong.
Gay penguins, bisexual lions, sex-changing clownfish.
This is a queer planet.
Queerness has always existed.
It's only in humans that we have such a stigma about it.
The idea of just having two fixed sexes is clearly out of style.
Mother Nature is pretty open-minded.
Sex is not just for reproduction.
It's clear that no matter where you look on our planet, nature is full of queer surprises.
To be honest, we should all probably get laid a little more than we do.
Wow!
I thought it was total satire.
I didn't know.
You couldn't even parody that better than that.
And only in humans is it stigmatized.
It's so stigmatized that gays have a whole month to celebrate.
When your mother gets one day and the birth of the country gets one day, the birth of Jesus gets one day, but it's so stigmatized, gays get a month.
Oh boy.
They're so full of shit.
Well, I mean, it really just goes to show you what's happening.
I never thought that I would sit here and go, okay, what?
I mean, what are they doing now?
How can they top what they just did?
Well, when you look over at what just happened in Congress with the exchange of Marjorie Taylor Greene and Jasmine Crockett's That, and then AOC, I'm sure your parody account is probably off the hook.
This felt like Jerry Springer.
I expected people in the audience to go, Jerry, Jerry, that's how embarrassing this whole exchange was.
But Marjorie Taylor Greene had a big point, and that was completely overshadowed with what happened next.
Check out this exchange.
I'd like to know if any of the Democrats on this committee are...
What you got?
Hey, wait one second.
Wait one second.
So before this, what's that girl's name that's just like, ugh.
Jasmine Crockett.
Yeah, she went off on a tirade and she sounded like, really sounded like Jerry Springer.
That's what started all this, by the way.
I just wanted to put that in there before you play it.
Oh, it's bad.
I mean, this is so embarrassing that these are sitting members in Congress.
It truly is.
All right, check it out.
Employing Judge Mershon's daughter.
Please tell me what that has to do with Merrick Garland.
Is she a porn star?
Oh, Goldman.
That's right.
He's advising.
Okay.
He's advising who?
Do you know what we're here for?
You know we're here about AG. I don't think you know what you're here for.
Well, you're the one talking about...
I think your fake eyelashes are messing up what you mean.
No, ain't nothing.
Hold on, hold on.
Order, Mr.
Chairman, would you regain the order of your committee?
I do have a point of order, and I would like to move to take down Ms.
Green's words.
That is absolutely unacceptable.
How dare you attack the physical appearance of another person?
Are your feelings hurt?
Move her words down.
Oh, girl, baby girl.
Oh, really?
Don't even play.
Baby girl, I don't think so.
We are going to move and we're going to take your words down.
I second that motion.
So who will have to pay us?
Okay.
Ms.
Green agrees to strike her words.
I believe she's apologizing.
No, no, no.
She's apologizing.
Okay, hold on.
Then, after Mr.
Perry's going to be recognized, then Ms.
Green...
I'm not apologizing.
Well, then, you're not striking your words.
I am not apologizing.
No, let's go.
Come on, guys.
Why don't you debate me?
Mr.
Chairman, the minority...
I think it's pretty self-evident.
You're not...
Yeah, you're not...
You don't have enough intelligence.
You're out of order.
Chair recognizes Mr.
Perry.
Okay, move to strike the...
I'd like to strike those words as well.
Move to strike the ladies' words again.
That's two requests to strike.
That's two requests to strike.
Oh, they cannot take the words.
There's another motion to strike your words again.
Please get your members under control.
Here's the correct apology.
Ms.
Green, do you agree to unanimous consent to strike your words?
I repeat again for the second time.
Yes, I'll strike my words, but I'm not apologizing.
Without objection, without objection.
Mr.
Chair, point of order.
It's me.
Ms.
Crockett.
I'm just curious, just to better understand your ruling, if someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach-blonde, bad-built, butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?
A what now?
Chairman, I make a motion to strike those words.
I don't think that's a part of it.
Chairman, motion to strike those words.
I have no idea what you just said.
We're not going to do this.
Look, you guys earlier literally just said that.
You just voted to do it.
God did it first.
God did it first, so you don't want to talk about it.
Order, order.
I'm trying to get clarification.
Look at it.
Calm down.
Calm down.
No, no, no, because this is what y'all do.
So I'm trying to get your...
Hey, Ms.
Crocket, you're not recognized.
Ms.
Crocket.
I can't hear you with your yelling.
And you don't want me to be...
Calm down.
No, don't tell me to calm down because y'all talk noise and then you can't take it.
You're out of control.
Because if I come and talk shit about her, y'all gonna have a problem.
Mr.
Chairman, Mr.
Chairman.
Okay, so now we know what's wrong with the country.
Ladies and gentlemen, the United States Congress that just voted to give $100 million billion to everybody else but you.
There they are.
And to keep an open border and to, you know, not tackle all of the crime that's been going on in our government that has been caught hand over fist over and over and over.
You got fake eyelashes.
You got big, butch, blonde hair.
Wow.
Wow.
I mean, this is so bad.
Oh girl, baby girl, don't even play.
Okay, ghetto.
And I mean, she got into that line.
That was her line, and she was going to own it.
Oh, wow.
I don't even know what to say about that stupid shit.
What a nightmare.
And then Fetterman come out and said, I used to compare the Congress to the Jerry Springer show, and that's not fair to the Jerry Springer show.
Then AOSA took offense to that and did this big, giant...
Thread.
You should be taking it for your colleagues who are getting, because of these racist, of course, she calls this racist misogyny attacks against us.
Oh my gosh.
Isn't this just something else?
You can't really make this stuff up.
I mean, every day, like I said, you just, you can't keep up with it because it's just so nutty from one minute to the next.
But yeah, the fact that Fetterman, you know, I like this Fetterman.
I think he's getting a divorce.
I don't know.
But anyway, that's beside the point, all in the minor details.
But he says, in the past, I've described the U.S. House as the Jerry Springer Show.
I think most of us have.
Today, I'm apologizing to the Jerry Springer Show.
And this is why.
I didn't know that AOC went on a whole thread talking about it, though.
She's just not going to let this go.
She's going to make this a highlight.
When all these other things are happening in our country right now, it's going to be this.
No wonder our nation is going into the tubes.
That's why.
This is why.
That's embarrassing, Kat.
It really is.
I don't even know what to say about it anymore.
It's so stupid.
I don't either.
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Looks like Diddy's in trouble.
Oh, yeah.
Did you see that?
Yeah, that's the least he does.
Oh, yeah, they got him.
Exactly.
I mean, you would think for sure that you would see the entire Me Too movement abound.
But no, they don't show up for events like this.
So it's more of a political thing for them.
So basically, there has been footage of Diddy repeatedly beating his girlfriend, Cassie, in a hotel hallway.
He says that I'm not going to play it.
It's on your page.
It's on my page.
But...
This guy is so abusive.
Now you know he's already being accused of sexual trafficking and all of that.
So we're going to see where those lawsuits go.
He was missing.
No one could find him for days.
There were police at his residence in LA and no one was allowed in.
He was almost on the run.
It almost felt like a O.J. Simpson moment for a while there when they were searching for him.
But apparently he took off in his private plane, and they're really keeping this story under wraps.
But there have been enough victims that have come forward to where they can't.
And now footage is being leaked and everything else.
That's known that the U.S. State Department just issued a worldwide travel alert warning of potential terrorist attacks at LGBT events.
That's not surprising, is it?
I mean, right?
Yeah.
I mean, who knows if it's even true, or they just want to say something like that before Pride Month.
You know, these liars in the government.
That's what I'm saying.
I mean, all of a sudden, let's make them a victim.
I mean, what, is this going to be like Patriot Front?
Like the FBI guys that are wearing khakis?
FBI Front?
Yeah.
Fed Front.
Fed Front.
I mean, is it the same thing?
Because that's what they try to do, and this is the perfect group.
this is how they've convinced people right they've separated people into feeling like they're a victim well anybody can be a victim okay if you were to just separate yourself into little parts and pieces we can all claim victimhood i'm a woman i'm this i'm that and before you know it they've you've got yourself in such a box that you're saying oh okay yeah and this is what happens with weak minds and that's what's happening with lgbtq i see paul pelosi's boyfriend got 30 years?
Was it?
Wasn't that something?
Like I said, this is a day of news.
So he broke in, and then they come to the thing.
He hits them with a hammer after they break in.
He's holding a drink.
The guy's been there for half an hour.
He's still drinking a drink.
He gets 30 years.
I mean, they don't give nobody 30 years.
In California, you can kill 75 people and get two years and three days.
But the name is Piglosi.
That's the difference.
Let me tell you what it is.
They don't want that guy talking for 30 years and telling the real story.
That's all that is.
Exactly.
Exactly.
They put him away.
And locked away the key.
Well, and if I were him, I would be very worried about the Epstein rule.
You know, no cameras by your cell.
Yeah, he'll never make it.
Exactly.
Or who your roommate's going to be.
All of those things.
Wow.
I mean, if your last name is Piglosi, guess what?
They'll throw the book right at you to protect that family.
And they have.
I mean, he was drunk.
Piglosi was as drunk as he could possibly be.
They couldn't even give him a field sobriety test because they thought that he would hurt himself.
And what?
They gave him a slap on the wrist and that was it?
So, of course, we remember this whole episode and if you haven't, it's real easy to find.
The body camera video showing moments that David DePapp attacked Paul Pelosi at his San Francisco home and it was very graphic and of course Paul Pelosi passed out but like didn't spill his drink.
I mean there were all kinds of things.
It was just the whole thing just stunk of just weirdness.
It was crazy but 30 years in federal prison is what he's getting.
I don't think we're gonna hear from him again.
Nope.
They're going to disappear him.
So you don't tell the real story.
You got that right.
And then, of course, I mean, this whole day has been bizarre.
So I hope you all are drinking your coffee because it's just craziness.
All right, here's another one.
You've got, let's see, in the news, and it has to do with Donald Trump.
Let me see.
All right.
So you've got Phil Holloway that he is posting.
Jocelyn Wade files a new response to Nathan Wade's effort to get out of his support order after he left the Fannie Willis team.
I kid you not.
So his ex-wife, which is the reason why we know about the things that we know about because of their divorce court proceedings and how much money he was getting and he wasn't going to share it with his wife, well soon to be ex.
Now all of a sudden he's saying, hey I'm no longer working for Fannie because I've been kicked off the case.
So has Fannie by the way.
Yeah.
That's a breaking news story as well.
But she's saying, no, you still have a lot of that money that's still coming in that Fannie owes you.
You're going to have to pay up, pal.
So this whole Fannie Willis and the Springer situation, just like what you saw in Congress, this is like everywhere now, unfortunately.
I mean, not only is it in the courts with DAs, Soros DAs, but it's all over the place.
So now she has been kicked off the case.
Here it is.
You've got Kyle Becker, who is reporting the Georgia Court of Appeals has approved There it is.
Goodbye.
We're definitely not going to miss you.
Definitely not.
That whole thing, all of this has been such a sham.
Every single last bit of it.
So then they started going after different people, right?
They started going after just because, of course, now that everybody's focused on the court system, what are they going to do?
They're going to start looking at the Supreme Court.
So there is an update on the Justice Alito.
He said that his wife flew an upside-down American flag after the 2020 election, but it was because of a nasty leftist That called, neighbor, that called her a, the C word, which I will not use.
So here you have the left that completely tackled, they just ganged up on this story and said, oh my gosh, how can a conservative be on the Supreme Court that is going to fly a flag upside down right there after the fraudulent 2020 presidential election?
Apparently, Shannon Bream, she did this whole thread on it.
She said, I spoke directly with Justice Alita about the flag story in the New York Times.
In addition to what's in the story, he told me it was a neighbor on their street that had an F Trump sign and it was within 50 feet of where children await the school bus in January 21st, January 21st.
So that was the reason for this incident.
According to Justice Alito, things escalated and the neighbor put up a sign personally addressing Mrs.
Alito and blaming her for the January 6th attacks.
So then he came back and he said his wife, when they were walking in the neighborhood, there were words between the two.
And the male at the home came out with this sign and he engaged in vulgar language, including the C word.
Following that exchange, Mrs. Alito, she was distraught and hung the flag upside down for a very short time.
Justice Alito said some neighbors on his street are very political and acknowledges that it was a very heated time in January 2021.
But this is where they're going to throw their focus so that you don't look at what's going on with Judge Mershon, the Democrat Party, the election interference, because they want to pack the courts.
Because right now, from an optics point of view, I'm not saying that they are, because there are a lot of them that betray us all the time in the Supreme Court, but the conservatives have the majority in the Supreme.
So This is just one more way, just like they've gone after conservative judges for as long as I can remember.
I mean, Justice Thomas, all of them.
If you're conservative, then oof.
I mean, Scalia, there's also rumors about what happened to him.
So, yeah.
While we're all watching what's happening to the left, because Laura Loomer has another exclusive on this whole story.
And she's relentless, isn't she?
Isn't she great?
She's not afraid of her soul.
She's going right for it.
She started looking at the big story, which is true.
Basically, we've got Judge Mershon, who he and his daughter are making a full-blown fortune off of this case, this clown show.
New York congressional Democrats have been sending their money to Judge Mershon's daughter's personal home residence in Richmond, Virginia, and deceptively distorting FEC records to cover up payments to Lauren Mershon's company.
So she was searching through the Democrat Congressman Daniel Goldman's, you know, FEC disclosure forms for his campaign disbursements.
Now, remember, he's already come out and he has said that he has been coaching Michael Cohen.
Yeah.
All right.
So that's not a secret.
That was a big story.
It was on Monday.
We covered that in full.
So basically what has happened is they have changed the way that they were putting out the FEC records.
So the address that the New York Democrat Congressman Daniel Goldman sends his checks to when he pays authentic campaign is to Richmond, Virginia address.
That happens to be the personal home residence of Lauren Mershon, who is Judge Mershon's daughter.
Lauren Mershon is the president of Authentic Campaigns with an S. You see what happened here?
They dropped the S so that they could get away with this.
Authentic underscore HQ is the handle on Twitter and her father Her father is overseeing the Trump trial in New York City.
So additionally, the record in the FEC was documented by Democrat New York Congressman Dan Goldman deceptively as authentic campaign instead of authentic campaigns, deliberately leaving off the SS. As a way to cover up for this whole thing,
that he, you know, is a client of hers and that they have been working together, that he is prepping Michael Cohen before the testimony in the Trump trial has been sending his payments to the personal home address of Judge Mershon's daughter.
This whole thing's crooked as hell.
Where would we be without this report from Laura Loomer?
I'm serious.
She has blown the whole case open.
You've got all kinds of members of Congress who are holding on to this story that are saying, that are now bringing up her receipts, what we know.
Election interference has been confirmed.
Okay, there is no denying it now.
Not at all.
This is how the left plays.
Dirty.
And the Republicans better start playing dirty too.
Or they better even out the playing field.
Because we're going to be in a whole lot of trouble.
But again, there is somebody who is definitely shaking in his boots.
And I'm loving this.
Anna Paulina Luna.
Alright.
She is talking about a rule being used.
It hasn't been used since the early 1900s.
Yeah, but the Democrats do this all the time, so use it.
That's exactly right.
And she said during maternity leave that she was just looking through the book and she was like, hey, I've got all this time on my hands.
Might as well read it.
Well, look what she's going to use.
It's called Inherent Contempt of Congress.
Ultra MAGA Party put this one together.
During my time off for maternity, after I was told that I could not vote, I actually spent that time reading the House rule book and manual.
And there's something that hasn't been used since the early 1900s called inherent contempt of Congress.
It's actually something that any one individual member reserves.
The Attorney General thought he was above the law and did not comply, not just with one subpoena, but with two subpoenas.
Those are subpoenas from both Chairman Jordan and Chairman Comer.
I want to read this to you because ultimately, if in 10 days the Department of Justice does not do their job and hold the Attorney General responsible, just like they would any other American, I think that it should be our job in the House of Representatives to bring an inherent contempt proceeding against the Attorney General, of which I've already filed that privilege motion over a week ago.
I would like to read it real quickly in saying that, resolved that if in 10 days after the passage of this report, the Department of Justice has failed to indict Attorney General Garland, the Speaker of the House of Representatives shall issue his warrant commanding the Sergeant-at-Arms...or his duty to take into custody the body of the said Attorney General Garland,
whoever found, and bring him to the said Attorney General Garland before the Bar of the House of Representatives, then and there to provide documents, materials, and answers such questions pertinent to the matter under inquiry, as the House of Representatives may order the Speaker of the House of Representatives to propound and to keep the said Attorney General Garland in custody to await further orders of the House of Representatives This is something that we reserve as an authority in order to bring back order to a house that has seemed to have forgotten it.
Boom.
Wonderful.
So now Merrick Garland, it's caught his attention, and you can see him.
I mean, he is obviously rattled by the whole thing.
Watch his response when asked about it.
So shaky Jake, he shakes all down.
People depend on us to ensure that our investigations and our prosecutions are conducted according to the facts and the law and without political influence.
We have gone to extraordinary lengths to ensure that the committees get responses to their legitimate requests.
But this is not one.
To the contrary, this is one that would harm our ability in the future to successfully pursue sensitive investigations.
Now, there have been a series of unprecedented and Frankly, unfounded attacks on the Justice Department.
This request, this effort to use contempt as a method of obtaining our sensitive law enforcement files is just the most recent.
The effort to threaten, to defund our investigations and the way in which there are contributions to an atmosphere that puts our agents and our prosecutors at risk.
Lock them up.
I don't know why they all remind me of snails and turtles, but they do.
I guess that's why President Trump named them the swamp, because they are.
They're all turtles and snails.
You don't get to decide what's a reasonable request or not from them.
They're an oversight over you.
You don't get to say, well, I will give all reasonable requests, but that's not reasonable.
I'm not doing that subpoena.
That's reasonable.
Who the hell do you think you are?
He thinks he's above the law and he's been acting like it.
Oh, exactly.
And here's an example of that.
When you've got Republicans who are sending letters demanding answers on mistreatment of jailed pro-lifers.
Yeah.
Those are their investigations.
Between that, MAGA, January 6th, that's basically what they're going for.
That's what they're using taxpayer money to hunt down American citizens.
Unbelievable.
It really is.
And then everything he said there was a damn joke.
All of it.
I mean, my God.
He doesn't think that they need to be questioned.
They think that they can always hide behind something else.
Without justice of political bias?
Give me a break.
Oh, please.
The FBI set up, they raided your political opponent.
And then they went out and put top secret documents.
They planted all that stuff.
You got it.
You got it.
Give me a break.
And that's why, I mean, I know it took us a while to get to why we named the show what we named the show because everybody's like, how did you get to that?
Well, I'm going to tell you.
Ding, ding, ding.
Here it is.
NYPD could access shop's surveillance cameras in real time under new plan to combat theft.
So now all of a sudden, New York, it can't manage the crime that's going on in their city.
So, hmm, they're going to turn into a police state.
How does that fare for all of you?
Instead of locking up the criminals and making sure that they're not released back on the street to just do it again, they're going to just start surveilling shops and everything else.
That's how out of control New York is.
That's why people are leaving.
That on top of how they've destroyed businesses using Trump as an example.
Now they've got a president that has been set or they're trying for that.
I hear that Alvin Bragg absolutely wants to drop this case because they know how bad the optics are now.
They're trying to figure out a way to get out of this.
Good lord.
And nobody, by the way, they don't even, nobody knows what the crime is.
They haven't said it yet.
There's no victim.
They don't even know what, they don't even have a crime.
Again, it's victimless.
It's just exactly like the Ngoron case.
Okay, so let's pretend that he has to, you know, well, he's trying to fork over the hundreds of millions of dollars, $125 million that he put down in cash, but where's that money going?
There is no victim to receive it.
New York sleazy is where it's going.
Just like everything else.
Aren't they the worst of the worst?
God, I'll tell you what.
I don't know.
And then, of course, you've got my governor, right?
He was up there boasting that lawless California is the national model, right?
I mean, everybody, at least in my circles, have been laughing about that because...
You can't take a step outside your door if you live in Hollywood or surrounding areas without seeing homeless people everywhere.
And that's a result of his policies.
They really thought they were going to put him in there.
I think this is who they would like to see.
I don't know what they're going to do with Kamala, though, run against President Trump.
This is their golden boy.
This is the next...
When's he going to announce it?
Has he said when he's going to announce his VP pick?
It's got to be soon, because it's getting crunch time here.
I've heard he's...
It's almost June.
...excited, but I don't know how true that is.
I think President Trump is really enjoying hearing what people have to say about his vice president pick and about who or where he's leaning.
Well, I want Ben Carson, but if you run any poll...
In all the polls I've ever seen on Twitter, more Republicans want Vivek than anybody.
It's not my choice, but they do.
I mean, I haven't seen a poll yet he didn't win.
None.
Well, you know, I mean, this whole thing is really heating up.
It's going to be really interesting because, remember, I mean, one of the things that's going to happen is that hopefully there's such a great, strong candidate that we may see them the next four years.
I believe Bongino put out a piece about what he would like to see as far as candidates were concerned.
I like Vivek.
I'm the first one to say it.
Yeah, you like him.
I said it a long time ago.
Yeah, I do.
I like what he did in comparison to DeSantis and, of course, to Nikki Haley and everybody else.
I absolutely do.
I'd love to see Devin Nunes.
I'd love to see, of course, Ben Carson has always been my front-center pick from the very beginning.
The first thing that came out of my mouth was Ben Carson.
But there are other people up there, too, that I'd like to see have the job.
And that's a good thing, right?
I mean, that's a really, really good thing.
Yeah, so when people start saying the right things for a long time, then, you know, it takes a lot for me to trust them.
But I like Vivek.
I mean, he stands right beside Trump.
He's up there in court.
I just don't know.
He's been consistent.
I would like for him to be consistent for more than just this little bit of period of time.
I would like to see a longer track record.
Yeah, it does have a past.
I know, but he stood up there and he pissed off.
The RNC didn't want anything to do with him because he pissed off running McDaniels.
I mean, he was dogging them out, man.
I love that.
And you got to have some balls to do that.
That proves he's not trying to get in with the Republicans on the side.
I loved what he did with that.
I loved that exchange.
I would just like to get to know him a little bit better first.
I like Tulsi Gabbard, too.
I mean, not for the VP, but I still like her.
Well, there's a lot of places to pick these people.
I listen to her podcast sometimes.
She's been consistently, she switched, she red-pilled, has been consistent now for like four years.
It's not like four months.
And you can listen to her podcast.
It don't sound any different than Tucker Carlson.
Well, if you want more people in your party, you have to accept the people that admit, hey, I was wrong.
I shouldn't have been a Democrat.
I was wrong about this.
And now I'm over here to your guy's side.
You have to accept those people.
Exactly.
You can't just say, everybody we got now is in the club and nobody's ever going to get in the club.
You can't do that.
I totally agree with that.
I just don't know if I want them that close.
I don't know if I want them next in line to the presidency.
That's my holdup.
I didn't say for vice president.
I just said I like her.
In the cabinet, right.
Yeah, she's well-spoken.
I don't care if she's in the cabinet.
I'm just saying as a podcaster and stuff.
I like her, too.
I really do.
She's said for years.
I like her.
She's well-spoken.
She says all the right things.
Her and Vivek are really well-spoken.
They're kind of like Tucker Carlson.
You know what I mean?
You can listen to them.
Mm-hmm.
There's a lot of people.
There's a lot of people.
Slimy critters, too.
They speak really well, and then all of a sudden, boom, we're stabbed in the back.
But everybody's saying, okay, well, Trump's only got four years no matter what.
So in 2028, who's going to be the next Trump?
Who's going to be taking over for Trump?
That's it.
And I think if you put, you know, fast forward four years, And the same kind of people run DeSantis and then Vivek.
I think Vivek will win.
I really do.
As of right now.
It's going to be interesting.
Like I said, I'd like to get to know him better.
So it's just time will tell.
But here's what Dan Bongino put together.
He said, here are my picks for potential Trump administration.
VP. Someone who could be POTUS in four years.
AG. An absolute ballbuster solely committed to breaking up the police state.
Secretary of Defense, a warrior who purges the scourge of DEI out of our military and emphasizes lethality.
Then you've got Secretary of State, a foreign policy realist who understands that we come first.
Secretary of State, You know, basically someone who understands there's no money fairy, Secretary of Commerce, someone willing to pull the government out of the market economy, VA, a veteran who understands the plight of our nation's heroes.
I mean, he's got the model there.
And we just have to find the appropriate candidates.
But that's why, if it's somebody new on the scene, I would rather get to know them better than just to all of a sudden have a Pence or have a Bush.
Because you remember, Reagan had the same decision.
Who was he going to choose for VP? And look what happened with the Bush family.
Can't get rid of them.
Like a bad penny.
Remember when all those leaks kept coming out of the Trump camp early on?
I mean, no, they couldn't do anything.
That was all Pence in his cabinet.
All of it.
Gosh, he was so bad for us.
He was so, so bad.
And people don't even...
He was a little Mitt Romney slimeball.
Oh, gosh.
Mitt Romney.
What is this whole campaign?
He says...
He can't be quiet.
I love...
The Republicans, we're the party of Bush.
We're the party of McCain.
Are you...
Are you kidding me?
We're not the party of McCain.
We've never been the party of McCain.
What's wrong with you, you idiot?
You want to talk about being lost up in there.
And then he goes on to say that he laughs at the phrase America first.
Pal, that's why you're not running again.
It's because you know he would lose.
Well, of course he does.
Because his family members are over there making $4 million a year in Ukraine and not showing up.
Of course he laughs at it.
Along with Pig Losey and Biden's son and everybody else.
I mean, hey, if you want a position, just have one of those names and you can sit on board.
Mitt Romney, actually, when Black Lives Matters were tearing up the cities, he actually went out there, had a camera crew, and then he marched with them for about 10 feet.
Black Lives Matter!
And then, of course, you know, after they filmed, he got in his private jet and flew away.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
All right.
Well, if you guys are not doing anything tomorrow, I would love to have you join me on a political rendezvous.
I do that show.
It is every Saturday at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time.
Just like this show, same time, just different channels.
So make sure you get over there.
And please follow both shows.
It helps us out tremendously.
But tomorrow we're going to be talking about the SADS. The SADS case of Cohen.
Perjurer of Congress lies again.
This should be a fun show because we're going to go through what all happened.
Old droopy dog.
He's just so pathetic.
He ate him alive and then picked the bones, didn't he?
Oh boy, he will never recover from all of this.
Ever.
Ever.
It's bad.
I mean, it's real bad.
So if you're not doing anything, you can join us for tea at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time over there at Jules Jones Live Channel and we will be talking all about this and other nonsense that happened this week.
It's hard to keep up with it all, but that's why we make notes.
Okay.
All right, Kat, you have a good weekend planned?
You're going to do anything?
Oh, no, I'm just going to rest this weekend.
I was going to go on a little vacation for Memorial Day on our break, but I'm starting to think I'm just going to sit on the beach and pop an old fish.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, and it's 15 miles away.
Yeah, because we're not going to be here, just so everybody knows.
We're going to be out.
Four-day weekend.
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday next week.
That's exactly right.
We'll be taking off for Memorial Weekend to recharge.
We will be off the air from 524 to 527.
Our last day will be Thursday, 523, and we will be back on air on Tuesday, 528.
I'm all about my notes these days.
Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't.
Anyway, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day and enjoy your weekend.
Be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
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