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ERECTIONISTS! | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 571 - 5/20/2024
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Today is Monday, May 20th, 2024, episode number 571.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat Turd.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
Oh, going good.
I mean, from one erectionist to another.
I don't know.
God.
That bumbling idiot.
He went to a black college and told them that the Republicans are trying to ban books to erase black history.
God dang.
Is this the craziest thing?
These are creepy, lying weirdos, man.
God.
I know.
They'll say anything.
They'll sell their own grandmother.
It is so bad.
I have the clip you're talking about.
Let me play it for everybody.
In America, we're all created equal.
Extremists close the doors of opportunity, strike down affirmative action, attack the values of diversity, equality, and inclusion.
I never thought when I was graduating in 1968, as your honoree just was, we talked about, I never thought I'd be in a president of time when there's a national effort to ban books, not to write history, but to erase history.
They don't see you in the future of America, but they're wrong.
To me, we make history, not erase it.
We know Black history is American history.
Many of you graduates don't know me, but check my record You know what I'm saying?
I mean from my gut.
We know Black men This is the most incredible thing I have ever seen.
So the only books the Republicans are banned that show six, seven-year-old gay blowjobs?
Mm-hmm.
Right.
That's the big book burning they're talking about.
Oh, of course.
Sure.
Well, you know, it shouldn't surprise anybody.
We've been called everything in the book anyway, as it is.
I mean, you know, I put a little list together.
We've been labeled deplorables, irredeemables, insurrectionists, domestic terrorists.
We've heard it all.
And then somebody else added listless vessels, which I had forgotten about.
But erectionists...
I don't know.
I mean, seriously?
And a lot of people are like, oh no, he didn't say that.
Oh yes, oh yes, he did say that.
I've got the clip of it.
Check it out.
He calls the erectionists who stormed Capitol Hill patriots.
Oh my gosh.
He even said that when he was vice president during COVID. I mean, this is really bad.
This is really bad.
Check out what he says.
And when I was vice president, things were kind of bad during the pandemic.
And what happened was, Barack said to me, go to Detroit and help fix it.
Well, poor mayor, he spent more time with me than he ever thought he was going to have to.
God love you.
Oh, my word.
He was not vice president during the pandemic.
He don't know.
In either administration...
Oh my gosh.
This is really crazy stuff.
It really is.
And anybody that's even supporting this or going along with it now absolutely has no business having a job in government.
Why is he screaming?
Because that's what dementia patients do.
You're supposed to...
He goes here and just lies and lies and gaslights and tries to get, you know, get everybody...
All the white people hate you!
Republicans, I mean, it is the most evil thing to do at a college speech.
And you're supposed to be lifting them up, giving them hope for the future.
Not gaslighting.
You're all victims and everybody's racist and they're white supremacists.
My God.
Just check my record.
We've checked your record.
You're one of the biggest racists that ever lived.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, this is really so bad.
If I had just spent all of this money and time in college, it's supposed to be an uplifting speech, something that I can take with me, right?
On the road to start my life.
Okay.
No, you're not going to get that from a Joe Biden speech.
You're going to be painted as a victim.
You're going to be called names, right?
I mean, you're going to see an angry old man with dementia that's going to yell at you, scream at you, and then whisper at you and make you think that nothing's wrong.
No, you should be panicked.
This is the world that you are entering.
One where Biden is absolutely an insane tyrant who's going after his political opponents, who has completely turned the Justice Department on its head, on its axis, completely.
They have just destroyed everything in this country.
This is the world you're entering now.
I mean, this is it.
Congratulations.
You have a diploma.
Yeah.
I mean, really?
There's no jobs.
Nobody's going to hire you and you're in debt, but you have a diploma.
It's a little piece of paper.
That's exactly right.
And don't forget that TikTok career.
Well, the rhinos and the dinos, they decided to destroy that for you also.
So you won't be able to have a career at TikTok.
I'm sorry.
But you know what's even cringier?
Seriously, Kat, are these women that are getting up there and that are saying the most I mean, I'm just going, I'm so embarrassed.
Not one of them, I can guarantee you, has gotten up there to talk about men playing in women's sports.
But you've got these, and I like the word Karen.
You've been using Karen a lot lately.
They're just up there crying about nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
It's all made up.
To act like, you know, the white, you know, middle-aged, I guess, white males are the reason why this country is in the chaos and confusion that it's in.
No, it's dementia patients and people that have taken over the government, tyrants, commies, That's why everybody's in the position they're in.
But you won't hear them talking about what's happening with women's sports, the fact that they're not getting the contracts, they're not, you know, for colleges or being able to play in some of the, you know, better tournaments because they're getting knocked out by some of these men.
You're not going to hear a word from them on that.
That's what's so ironic about the whole thing.
They get up there with a platform and they think, hmm, this is my moment.
I've never seen anything quite like it.
It's embarrassing.
It truly is.
This Stephanie Hills blasting Harrison Butker, here she is.
She's completely insufferable to listen to, but I'm going to play just a clip so that you can see what we're talking about here.
I put on a blazer in my finest jewelry in case any of the national news wants to use this and air it without my consent.
My video addressing my favorite former co-worker, Harrison Butkert, has popped off.
And I'm about it.
Because now I am a voice for the people that he attacked.
And since the mainstream media is going to use whatever content they want, I thought I might as well dress up and give him a formal speech.
It has never been about whether or not a woman should stay home with her family.
If that is the best decision for her, do you.
If you want to have a career, Do you?
If you want to do both, pop off!
Do you?
My issue lies when entitled men in positions of privilege, such as Harrison Butkert, uses a graduation speech to put a woman in her place instead of congratulating her on her accomplishments.
Are you shocked at some of his public supporters?
I was not, because I can't do anymore.
But that's what you have.
And I'm serious.
When you talk about Eddie Vedder and you talk...
Somebody has to hang out with that girl.
That's what I'm saying.
I mean, you know what?
There is a place for these women and these liberal men, right?
I mean, the guys that wear buns, you know, the hair buns and stuff.
They're perfect together.
They can be miserable together.
You have Eddie Vedder who gets up there and he's at a concert and he decides to weigh in.
You see the kicker because he doesn't have the pads because he doesn't tackle anybody.
But, you know, he was telling men to don't forget to puff up your chest and be more masculine.
Like, there's anything wrong with being masculine.
I tweeted out, you notice he didn't say anything about Diddy, Diddy's video, beating the hell out of a woman and kicking her while she's down.
I didn't say anything about helping women then, did you?
Because he's a part of y'all's group.
Plus, here's an idea.
Sing your lyrics where we can understand them.
My God.
Yeah.
I mean, my God, how about this?
There's these things called words.
We don't know what you're singing.
Oh, boy, this whole thing is so ridiculous.
But honestly, I mean, this is what's so great.
You know how they say that there's someone for everyone?
All right, well, this guy, this clown, was triggered by MAGA flags, and American flags, actually.
Oh, yeah, the dirty guy looks like he hadn't showered in a week?
Yes, the one you're calling stinky.
Yeah.
Yeah, take a shower, stinky.
I can smell your breath through the computer.
This is what I need.
There is someone for everyone.
Check it out.
I'm here enjoying a nice day at the beach with my kids.
And I turn around.
I got these flags planted here on the beach by these MAGA fucks.
Listen, this is all America.
We know.
You didn't storm the beaches to stake out your territory on the beach.
This isn't the fucking moon.
I get it.
This is America.
But I'm sick of my flag being represented by white nationalist trash on a goddamn beach.
Go fuck yourselves.
Oh my gosh, I cannot wait to meet, to introduce this clown to Stephanie, the cheerleader.
Oh yeah, they're made for each other.
Yeah, Karen and Stinky.
Oh, no!
What are you so mad about, Stinky?
What are you so mad about, the American flag?
You're a brainwashed, low-IQ moron.
That's right.
Nobody cares.
Go over there and talk shit to them.
Not the camera.
Oh, it's just so bad.
It's embarrassing that they've actually gotten to this point.
If you're a grown man and you're brainwashed and you're out there talking shit like this guy and you're a liberal man, you are...
The biggest soy boy in history.
It's bad.
It's really bad.
Well, I mean, but you know what?
You don't have them weighing in on any of the issues that actually matter.
I mean, you've got a podcast.
This is the only thing that they can talk about is Harrison Butker.
He must have gotten them just so upset because listen to this.
The kicker for the Kansas City Chiefs, who has got to be the most sexist, white supremacist dick I have ever seen in my life.
Watch this.
I think it is you, the women, who have had the most diabolical lies told to you.
Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world.
I fucking hate him.
It's unbelievable that at a time, this last football cycle where all of these women are attracted to the NFL because of Taylor Swift.
And here's this incredibly successful woman, Taylor Swift, that has this amazing work ethic.
And then I forget that this type of person exists everywhere in the NFL.
And this is evangelical Christianity.
What he said is so disrespectful.
How?
Because what?
You're celebrating the fact that your children, your husband, your life, your family, what?
The reason the Carrot and Karen show is mad, the reason this lady, who's probably in her 60s, is mad is because everything he said was true.
She's in her 60s now, and if she just did what he said, she'd have been way happier.
She's miserable.
She knows deep down inside He was right, and that she wasted her life, and now she's just this miserable old hag who gets pissed off at everything and says, white supremacy, misogyny, racist, 400 times a day.
You're empty.
He called you out.
You know he's right, and it gets your goat, doesn't it?
Because you know he's right, and that's what hurts the most.
If you didn't think he was right, why would it make you so mad if he said that?
You'd just say, hey, man, who cares?
I live my life, whatever.
I'm happy, so who cares what he says?
You don't say that.
It gets you.
And then Taylor Swift is bringing all these people in the NFL. Who?
13-year-old girls that go to a concert?
Well, that's about the age that they're interested in, right?
I mean, that's what Diddy has been accused of.
I mean, you've got all kinds of pedophilia and everything else going on.
So that's that scene.
That's that crowd.
You see how they have abused their girlfriends and their wives.
You saw a video just recently of Diddy doing exactly that same thing.
But will anybody ever call them out?
No.
They are quiet, just like the Me Too movement, and they don't say a word unless it's political.
And people can see through this.
It's fake.
They don't really care about people at all.
It's about a narrative, and that's all.
It's the only reason why they're there.
And I'm sorry, but they're anger and their misery.
Why does his words hurt you so bad?
Why does his words hurt you so bad?
It shouldn't have any effect on what they're doing at all.
He's just saying, when you look back in life, the women that are most proud are the ones that had all the kids and the families and have great families.
Not the career women.
And it's probably true.
Of course, there are career women that just want to do that, and I respect that.
You can do both!
You absolutely can figure out a way to do both.
It's not one or the other.
It doesn't have to be.
Okay, but has Karen and Karen mentioned all the NFL people who assaulted women?
That's what I'm saying.
And their girlfriends and wife, and a lot of it's on video, and murdered people?
Not a word.
Not a word.
You have any idea how many abuse cases there are of NFL players beating the hell out of their wives and girlfriends?
Exactly.
Have you mentioned one of them?
You don't care about women.
That guy got to you because you knew he was right, and boy does it sting, doesn't it?
Well, and especially you would think that she would be concerned about that since Taylor Swift is bringing all of these young women to the NFL. Please.
Yeah.
Every time you look in the stands now, it's just young women everywhere.
Yeah, right.
It's a bunch of dudes, man.
Drinking tall boys, man, dressed up.
I know it.
This is so bizarre.
But, I mean, you're seeing it all over the place.
These people are truly, they just talk to talk.
They don't even know what they're saying anymore.
And they don't even know why they're angry.
But they all have one common thread.
They're angry and They hate and they're miserable with their own lives and that's what anybody that watches these people see.
And then, you know, then you've got AOC, who doesn't disappoint with the exact same thing.
She's asked why she no longer cries about kids in cages, right, at the border under Biden.
So she puts this little number together.
By the way, this makes no sense.
It's just, I don't even know what she's talking about.
Exactly.
She doesn't either.
Look, deciphering this one.
Are you for real?
So let's talk about this because so much of our national conversation, which is not a conversation about immigration, is driven by people who could not care less about immigrants.
Often people want to say, why aren't you talking about the border crisis?
Or why aren't you talking about it in this way?
Well, we're talking about it.
They just don't like how we're talking about it because it's not a border crisis.
It's an imperialism crisis.
It's a climate crisis.
It's a trade crisis.
And also it's a carceral crisis.
They want to say, what about the surge?
Well, first of all, Just gut check.
Stop.
Anyone who's using the term surge around you consciously is trying to invoke a militaristic frame and that's a problem because this is not a surge.
These are children and they are not insurgents and we are not being invaded which by the way is a white supremacist Idea.
Philosophy.
Oh, boy.
Can you get any dumber than this absolute moron?
I mean, my God, you're dumb.
She's like, anybody talking about immigration?
Yeah.
Yes.
Anybody that talks about immigration all the time, they don't care about the immigrants.
We don't!
Thank you for saying one thing at Struce.
We don't care.
They're coming here illegally, moron.
We don't care.
We care about the citizens that are here.
We care about our country's citizens.
Not people jumping the line and cheating and breaking the law and coming in here and providing nothing but bringing our country down.
What are they doing that's bringing our country up?
They're taking welfare as soon as they're getting here.
They're not bringing our country up.
They're bringing it down.
Well, that's the point.
They're miserable.
We don't care.
We don't care about them.
We don't want them coming.
We want them all deported.
They can come in.
Now, if you want to legally come in this country, you can stand in line just like everybody else, fill out the paperwork, and then you're welcome because you did it the right way.
You're welcome.
You know, bring it on.
And we love that.
I mean, let's face that.
I love that.
I love that.
It's one of the main things that I love about Los Angeles is all the different people that are here.
But the ones that are here legally, yeah.
I mean, that's great.
If you're not here legally, you need to figure out a way to get in here legally.
But seriously, I mean, this is what's happened.
You have got so many people that are just miserable about their own lives and they get up there and they are just on these hate-fueled rants.
And they just, I mean, it's somebody you wouldn't even want to be a co-worker of yours.
You wouldn't want in your life, you wouldn't be friends with these people.
So you sit there and you watch them get up there and actually put together a video Of how they hate this and they hate that and they call you a name and they say this and they say that.
No, don't use this word.
And then by the time you're finished, you go, what is wrong with this person and why did I waste my time even listening to them?
It's silly.
But one thing...
That's happened today that's really big.
And it's everything that we've always known.
But Michael Cohen tells court he stole from Donald Trump.
He admits he pocketed $30,000 from Trump and lied to Trump.
And this is from the CEO, Allen Weisselberg.
And he admits it on the stand to Blanche.
So not only is he a serial liar, but he's also a crook.
This is crazy.
Can you believe?
Just every minute.
So we've said this on our show, and I know we're the first ones to say it.
And I think I mentioned this Friday or Thursday.
I know what this guy's doing.
He's a slime ball.
I mean, he's going to Trump and saying, you know, we need to pay off this guy.
We need to pay off this guy because you pay people.
You know, he's trying to be president, and he just wants problems to go away.
So he goes.
So he's the one.
Instigating this stuff.
He goes to Stormy Daniels and says, hey, I can get you $60,000, or I can get you $30,000, and he'll just make you go away.
Oh, okay.
And then he goes to Trump and says she'll take $60,000.
Then he goes, catches the check and pockets half of it and gives her half.
And he's doing that with a bunch of companies.
Absolutely.
This guy's a slime ball.
That's what he's doing.
I said this last week, and I think some people thought it was crazy.
They proved it today.
Let me tell you.
He literally goes to the bank, gets the cash out, puts 30 in a brown paper sack, sticks it in his man purse, and then goes just the rest of whoever.
It is so bizarre now.
I mean, okay, so finally, all of a sudden, there is a crime, right?
We've got a crime in this trial, all right?
There is a criminal in the trial.
Unfortunately, that criminal, for the prosecution that is, is the star witness for the prosecution.
Absolute criminal.
He gets up there on the stand and Blanche says, you did steal from the Trump Organization, correct?
Cohen, yes, sir.
And we also have a victim in this trial now, and that victim is Donald Trump.
That's the defendant.
Again, the Democrats have no problem pointing the finger at everyone about the things that they've done wrong.
And they get caught over and over again.
They are the ones that have committed the crimes.
Not Donald Trump.
Not January Sixers.
Not anybody else.
You've got the left there that is always holding the bag.
I cannot believe this case is still going after that.
It should be dismissed completely.
They've lost their star witness.
The star witness needs to stand up, put his hands behind his back, be read his rights, and then off to jail.
We found the culprit.
But no, they're going to keep this whole thing going.
This is crazy.
So you've got Eric Trump who is saying, this just got interesting.
Michael Cohen is now admitting to stealing money from our company.
Oh, did Trump finally say something?
I don't know if Trump has weighed in yet, but my gosh.
I mean, look at this.
Of course, he's in the courtroom, but that don't stop in between.
No.
Truth in or whatever it is.
I mean, Blanche says, you got paid $4 million for your consulting work in 2017.
Cohen says, yes.
Blanche said, what did you do?
Cohen said, I did consulting and advisory work for AT&T. Blanche, did you tell President Trump about consulting work you did?
Cohen, yes.
He says, he introduced me to the CEO of AT&T. So then you have this whole back and forth about that.
He was introduced to do consulting work, CEO of AT&T. But you didn't disclose to him that you had independent agreements with AT&T to do consulting work?
Cohen, that's correct.
Blanche goes, well, and once President Trump, he was frustrated, correct?
And then you go back into Blanche basically asking Cohen how much he made from his two books and two podcasts.
Cohen says after having to clarify $4.4 million.
Cohen also makes money on real estate.
Blanche also gets Cohen to admit That he's making money off of the merchandise from his store.
So he was able to open that door, which was really great because as you know, you've got a judge that's working against him.
And so he admits that he's making money off the merchandise from his store, including his Convict 2045 gear.
Blanche asking Cohen about the TV show that Cohen is pitching called The Fixer.
So he's dubbed himself the fixer.
That's what he liked to be referred to when he was working for President Trump as the fixer, as if there was a problem.
But see, he was trying to justify anything for himself to have a position somewhere, even if he just made up a title because President Trump didn't give him one.
Let's face it.
He knew exactly what he was.
He never was moved in to the Trump administration and he held a grudge.
He's a disgruntled employee.
That is all.
A thief and a liar.
And a crook.
That's what he is.
He needs to go back to jail.
He is getting annihilated.
I know.
I mean, annihilated on the stand.
It's incredible.
He talks a lot of shit on his podcast nobody listens to, but now he's in the real world.
He's just, I just don't know.
No.
And Kat, he's a lawyer, or used to be, before he got disbarred.
Yeah, he's disbarred now.
I mean, these are the people you don't put on the stand.
And yet, there he is.
There he is.
Man, that lawyer's like, man, this is the luckiest day of my life.
He's having a wonderful time.
He's literally shooting fish in a barrel, man.
This guy's so dumb.
Trump's lawyer's lying, and he's just like, man.
They don't care.
It's all to keep Trump doing this.
And they think it makes him look bad every day it's happening.
People are loving him more and more.
Oh my gosh, yes.
And they're loving those that he's surrounded by and respect them more and more.
It's going to have an absolute effect all around the board.
But the thing about it is, I did find where President Trump did arrive this morning in court.
He made a statement to reporters, as he does every morning, and he said, Trump arrives at court for the sixth week of ongoing lawfare trial.
Blast crooked Judge Juan Mershon, Mershon's daughter, now has raised $93 million off the case.
So here's the thing.
You've got a circus-like atmosphere here.
Just because Joe Biden cannot campaign, they're trying to make sure that President Trump isn't able to as well.
That's all this is about.
And then they're making money on the side.
So they're tying President Trump up in court just like they have for weeks.
Think about that.
This is the sixth week of it.
Of him having to appear to fly from his home to New York to go and listen in a dreary, cold, ridiculous courtroom.
And listen to these just...
And listen to lies.
They've got two witnesses that's based on.
Stormy Town Bicycle Daniel.
Yeah.
And Michael, the poster child.
You know, you look up lying, sleazeball, you know, just compulsive liar in the dictionary is a picture of him.
Oh my gosh.
And that's their two witnesses?
Yeah, this was a perfect, perfect comparison from your page, Kat.
Which Woody Allen wore it better?
I forgot I did that today.
I was laughing so hard.
So here's Woody Allen.
And then, of course, Michael Cohen.
Oh, no.
And look how miserable he is.
I mean, you know, the whole droopy dog scenario and comparison, it's not far-fetched.
It's exactly who he looks like.
He's a con artist, man.
I've known some in my life, just like him.
And he's miserable.
I mean, well, there's some liberal women out there for him, too.
Believe me, there's plenty to pass around.
But this whole thing is just absolutely insane.
It really is.
But it's to do one thing.
He should go on Karen and Karen podcast.
That's what I'm saying.
I mean, they should have a Karen bachelor.
They'd love him.
They'd love him.
They don't like a Christian guy, but they would love him.
Mm-hmm.
He's a Karen's dream.
Dream boy.
Oh, yeah.
And he'd listen to them, too.
I can guarantee you that.
The whole thing is totally crazy.
Okay, real quick.
I told some people I was probably going to announce the link to turd stock soon.
And so tomorrow...
At 7 p.m.
Eastern Time.
I'm going to put the link to Turstot tickets on my cat turd page.
Very cool.
At 7 p.m.
Eastern Time.
And they'll go in about 10 minutes, so order soon.
Yep, there you have it.
Okay, so Littermates now know.
And we're not doing it on this channel.
I'm not going to announce any pre-announcements on my Twitter.
You're the only ones that know.
I'm not going to say hey tomorrow night on my Twitter or anything like that.
I promised I'd tell you guys first.
That's awesome.
There you go.
So you all have a heads up now.
You know where to be.
And you can check it out on Kat's page.
And so that should be fun, fun, fun.
Part two.
I'll put all the information today.
It's going to be October the 6th.
And I'll give all the information, you know, when I post it.
And there'll be a link that you can just go to.
Excellent.
I might even be singing a song, who knows?
Who knows?
I hope everybody gets to hear you sing.
You are so incredible that people need to hear your music, and I cannot wait until they get to.
That'll be so good.
That'll be like Eddie Vedder, and I can just...
What did you say?
Oh my gosh.
Nobody knows.
That's the thing.
But he could certainly muscle that one out.
He could be singing anything.
You're clapping for it, man.
He could be calling you all assholes.
Oh my gosh.
So here we go.
We have got even more news.
Now this one is a story that people are kind of dismissing in a way.
You've got Iran's supreme leader The Alatola Ali, is it Kamide?
I don't know how that translates.
But anyway, he died in a helicopter crash along with several other interim, you know, members of his.
and everybody's going CIA.
CIA.
It says CIA's prints all over it because we know exactly what they do with administrations that they want to topple.
Here's Lloyd Austin fielding questions.
Check it out.
Secretary, are you concerned that Iran is going to try and blame Israel or even the United States for the crash that killed the president yesterday?
And for General Brown, Israel is also conducting operations in northern Gaza, even though they've said that – they previously said that they had defeated Hamas there.
So particularly given your personal experience fighting terrorists in the Middle East, do you believe that Israel can achieve its goal of fully eliminating Hamas?
The United States had no part to play in that crash, and so that's a fact plain and simple.
Wink, wink.
Are you afraid they're going to blame Israel?
I won't speculate as to what they'll blame.
Again, they have to conduct an investigation to see what the cause of the crash was.
It could be a number of things, mechanical failure, pilot error, you name it.
Sure.
So, the problem with your government lying to you is that could be true, but now we don't believe you, because you're the exact same person who a year ago said that Russia blew up the North Stream pipeline, and we know everybody knows we did it.
So when you make a lie like that, and then you come out again and say, we don't have nothing to do with it.
We don't believe you because you lied about everything.
You lied about the Nord Stream pipeline getting blown up.
You think Russia would blow up their own damn pipeline, their main source of income for their whole country?
What are you, idiots?
Oh, boy.
You think we're idiots?
No, but the thing about it is they didn't even lie about it.
He told the truth about that.
There will no longer be a Nord Stream pipeline, too.
Listen.
Listen.
Let me answer the first question first.
If Russia invades, that means tanks or troops crossing the border of Ukraine again, then there will be no longer a Nord Stream 2.
We will bring an end to it.
But how will you do that?
Exactly.
Since the project and control of the project is within Germany's control.
We will, I promise you, we'll be able to do it.
Okay.
So, I mean, they're not even trying to hide that.
They do that.
Then you've got, of course, Blinken who gets out there and announces that they're not even going to have elections in Ukraine.
So here you've got the, you know, the thugs in our government that are basically putting out and delaying elections and For the sake of democracy, right?
They try to spin that one by saying until every single Ukrainian can vote in an election.
Sorry.
No.
They've wiped out generations of people.
And you're saying they can't hold elections now?
And that's, of course, you know, Blinken's over there doing a freedom concert.
I mean, the whole thing is just so crazy, right?
And now they're all on this page of, oh, there's, you know, we're not going to have elections anymore.
Maybe that's what they're warming us up for.
They're not going to allow us to have one either.
It's absolutely true.
So you've got this story, which is really huge, but a lot of people aren't even talking about it because they're like, hmm, it was us.
It had to have been us.
You've got the nuclear footage.
It shows Iran president's helicopter completely destroyed.
State TV says no sign of the helicopter passengers being alive as of yet.
Now, this is just the first initial footage.
They have been confirmed that they are deceased.
So check it out.
Everybody knows what this is about.
Everybody knows.
So you've got the Iranian regime.
They have confirmed that President Raisi and the foreign minister, they have all died in the helicopter crash.
No signs of life detected at the crash site.
None.
Zero.
If you don't think there's foul play, people, they don't put presidents of countries worth billions of dollars on junk.
And fly them around with bad pilots that run in the side of mountains, just so you know.
Exactly.
And you all know that you've got China, you've got Russia and Iran that are all working together now and that should terrify absolutely everyone in this war.
That alliance right there.
And so this must be the message that they were sending.
But I can assure you, they're going to come back with something more.
Because now you've got arrest warrants and it's sought for Israeli PM Netanyahu, Hamas leader for war crimes, International Criminal Court.
And guess who the boss of the person here, whose boss it used to be?
Jack Smith!
This is the craziest thing I have ever seen.
They are all connected.
It's the same evil group of assholes.
They're trying to do everything.
I mean, they're into everything.
Wow.
I think the world, for the first time, the country and the world's waking up.
I do, too.
To all this propaganda and all these world leaders and everybody lying all the time.
I think people are starting to really wake up.
Oh boy, they've got to.
They don't have a choice.
I mean, whether they like politics or they don't want to be bothered or not.
I mean, when you start talking about the fact that these people, I mean, Kareem Khan QC, he's the ICC prosecutor.
He was the boss of Jack Smith.
And he is going after Netanyahu.
You seriously cannot make this stuff up.
They're all connected.
They're all in it together.
They want this whole New World Order thing that we've been talking about, right?
The conspiracy theorists again win that argument.
So, yeah, they are absolutely going after the Netanyahu.
The International Criminal Court announced Monday it's seeking arrest warrants on war crime charges and a move widely ripped from historic disgrace.
The charges are tied to the deadly October 7th terror attacks on Israel and the subsequent war in Gaza.
The court's chief prosecutor, Kareem Khan, he said in a statement on Monday that warrants are also being sought for Israel's defense minister, Gallant Yoav Gallant, and Hamas terrorist leader Yahai Sinwar and two other top Hamas officials.
So they are going after them for the charges are here.
Good luck with that.
I also worry about Netanyahu, knowing our government as we do.
Yeah, these scounders...
I'm just saying.
I mean, I just want to throw that out there because we see exactly how they do people.
And nothing is off the table with this group.
Not for these jokers.
Mm-mm.
No.
Not at all.
Yeah, they...
I think they just called...
Robert Costello, the defense just called Robert Costello to the bench, I mean to the stand, by the way, former leaguer advisor to none other than Michael Cohen.
He's going to spill all the secrets on his scumbag because he's under oath.
Well, and he has been.
I mean, he has done an incredible job of keeping everybody apprised of what happened because as soon as he didn't have that lawyer confidentiality, that agreement, as soon as that was lifted, he's telling the absolute truth.
Yeah, you heard what he said about him in Congress, right?
Oh, absolutely.
He's on the stand right now.
I mean, it's going to be exactly a repeat.
It always happens right during the podcast.
Oh, boy.
I think they just say, we want everything important to happen from two to three.
Well, I mean, it's going to be exactly what you already know, though.
I mean, you're not going to learn anything other than what you think.
But the jury's going to find out.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it was brilliant to call him.
He knows exactly what's happened here.
Oh, it's gonna be good.
Again, I think this has helped us in more ways than we can possibly imagine.
It really has.
I mean, people are seeing how corrupt our government is and to what lengths they will go to.
I mean, you see Joe.
Joe is in terrible shape.
There's no way that he could actually campaign.
Right, how?
Or ever.
I mean, it's over.
Look at him.
He's staring at us.
He just stares off into, you know, oblivion.
He has no idea what's going on.
Just looking around with just dead eyes.
Like he's taking a dump in his depends to me.
He looks terrible.
He is a terrible, he's an awful, evil human being.
Oh yeah.
Everything that comes out of that weirdo child sniffing, daughter showering, An idiot's mouth is a lie.
He's a garbage person and so is everybody in his family.
Did you see where Elon Musk, like it was a little TikTok, said something about him showering?
No.
With his daughter, and then Elon Musk responded to it.
Oh, my.
Like, this is very concerning or something like that.
I forgot what he said.
Well, I'd say, I mean, you know, you've got a pedophile there.
She admits that that's her diary, so that means anything in it was her, and she's talking about it.
It's awful.
Oh yeah, he's terrible.
And yet they're throwing the book at the person that found the diary that turned it over and said, hey, this is something that you probably need to look at.
This girl is really damaged and she left it behind and that's the history on the guy that's running the country.
You would think that people would want to talk about that, not the lamestream media.
No.
They made the person that found it the victim.
I mean the person that was the criminal instead.
So when the defense said, we're calling Robert Castillo to the stand, there was a huge gasp in the room from the press.
Because they know.
Gulp!
Oh my God.
You think it was bad for him when he was on the stand?
This guy is going to obliterate this guy, man.
Oh my gosh.
I wish we could watch this live.
It is real.
You know, all of these different interviews.
Here's one of Costello.
This is one of the early, early ones when he started talking about the case.
Listen.
I'm the one who decided to do this.
A lot of people cautioned me against it because I had nothing to gain.
The only thing I'm doing is trying to tell the truth to the grand jurors because I read all these lies in the media that are being promoted by one side.
If you see the full picture, you know, listen, if they want to go after Donald Trump and they have solid evidence, so be it.
But Michael Cohen is far from solid evidence.
This guy, by any prosecutor's standard, and I used to be deputy chief of the Criminal Division in the Southern District of New York, I wouldn't have touched a guy like Michael Cohen, especially if he's a convicted perjurer.
Not to mention, as I said, the 50 to 100 lies he told us that are in those 330 emails.
How do you think he's displayed in the grand jury for conditing the former president?
I can't say that because you really, you just don't know.
I can't read people's minds.
I could see certainly a few of them were doing what you're doing right now, shaking your head up and down, but not everybody.
So I just don't know.
I would love for those people to watch TV or something tonight or just remember what I said and say to the prosecutors, Listen, we'd like to see the rest of those emails.
Don't cherry-pick six emails out of 330 and then ask Costello questions about it.
That's not fair by anybody's standard.
I have a statement here I'll give to you people.
Yeah.
People call him aide Stormy Daniels with his own money, not at the best of Mr. Trump.
That's what he told us.
Yes.
Not his own money.
Money that he borrowed pursuant to a HELOC loan.
Yeah.
And why did you take the loan, Michael?
I wanted this secret.
I didn't even want my own wife to know.
Much less Melania Trump.
You know?
Yes, absolutely.
He said that.
You know, that's what he said at the time.
Is it true?
I don't know.
Yes, I did.
But I had to force that into an answer.
They were getting upset because they'd asked me a limited question based on one of these six emails, and I would volunteer information that I thought the grand jury needed to hear.
Okay?
My goodness, this thing.
No wonder the press is upset.
They haven't even covered it.
They haven't even covered this.
Alan Bragg just pooped his panties when they called him to the stand, that's all I can tell you.
They know how it's going.
They absolutely know.
I mean, we have done a full-blown deep dive into all of these shady characters on Saturdays, and I'm telling you something, there is no there there.
It's like a reverse world, right?
Like, the people...
That they're trying to criminalize are the innocent ones.
And then the real crooks are the ones that they're trying to make into star witnesses and everything else.
And when you start going through it all, you're like, but anything that they can do to stop President Trump from getting and gaining on the rhythm and the momentum, they're going to do.
They are terrified of President Trump getting back into the Oval Office, which is where he's going to end up.
But we're going to have to fight hand over fist to get him there.
They're doing everything they can to make sure he doesn't get into office again.
They're terrified of what that spells for them.
It's bad.
There's gonna be some fireworks happening here in about 10 minutes in that courtroom.
Well, I mean, again, it's everything.
They know what to expect.
They've seen him testify.
They have seen his interviews.
He hasn't held anything back.
Not even at all.
Well, here's the latest...
There has been an extended back and forth between the defense, Judge Merchant, and the prosecution over Robert Costello's impending testimony, resulting in delays.
The prosecution is trying to filibuster Costello from taking the stand, arguing that his testimony would, and then that's all he put.
This guy's like live doing it.
Here it is.
Would be collateral and thus inadmissible under the rules of evidence.
Bragg's attorneys know that Costillo would drive the nail in the coffin of their case, which is now on life support after Miles Cohen's dumpster fire of a testimony this morning, in which he admitted to lying to protect his personal interests, financially profiting off Trump and the trial and stealing from the Trump Organization, among other damning reservations.
They're in there screaming at the judge, and they might even let him testify because, you know, the judge is rotten.
Oh, I know.
Exactly.
I think a lot of people are expecting for them to try to make sure that that doesn't happen.
But you've got a very credible witness.
You don't have any client privilege here.
He is a witness just like any of the other witnesses that they've called.
This is a witness.
Very credible, in fact.
And so it should be really...
This is the last thing that they wanted.
This is absolutely the last thing.
This whole thing is just blowing up.
Right in front of them.
In fact, this was a really good one.
And this one, of course, is by Ultra Maga Party.
Watch this.
Hey, this is Michael Cohen for Michael Cohen Reacts.
Regarding the ongoing incredible fucking lying by our former narcissistic sociopath Mandarin Mussolini himself, Donald J. Trump, the rule of law.
is the bedrock principle of the Justice Department and our democracy.
Hey, Donald, fucking listen up!
All Americans are entitled to the even-handed application of the law.
I mean, how important is that?
Donald, you don't stand above everybody else.
Upholding the rule of law Means applying the law evenly without fear or favor.
Well, you know what?
That's exactly what's happening here.
Now, one of the things that you see is Donald making the allegation that it's the Democrats that are weaponizing the Justice Department against him.
Just not true.
Once again, it's a fucking lie.
So, I'm sitting at home watching these lies, and I said, I've got to do something about it.
I don't represent Donald Trump, but I do stand for justice, and I think I have a legal obligation to inform both sides.
Michael Cohn, in my opinion, was lying about just about everything.
Cohn had told us that when we first met him, that he was suicidal.
They do not care!
Listen, listen.
I've got to talk to him.
Listen, we all know you're a scumbag, and nobody cares about you.
Why is that important?
Because when you're suicidal, thinking that that's the only way out of your legal mess, and you're presented with the following options, that you can cooperate against Donald Trump and provide information that would get you a get-out-of-jail-free card, and you respond to us, I swear to God, Bob, I don't have anything on Donald Trump.
Why is that important?
Because when you're willing to give up your life in order to avoid these legal troubles, And you're offered a way out.
It's certainly easier to give up information on Donald Trump than it is to kill yourself.
On top of that, he's marching up and down on the other side of the conference table like a tiger in the zoo.
Guys, I want you to know, I will do whatever the F I have to do.
I will never spend one day in jail.
I wouldn't touch a witness like Michael Cohen for any amount of money.
You simply cannot rely upon this guy.
And tonight, he was on another station denying that he waived the attorney-client privilege.
You did, he says, waive attorney-client privilege.
Is that true?
If, in fact, that I waived attorney-client privilege, I'd like to know when, how, where.
I don't recall waiving anything, but, again, this is, I don't know what he's talking about.
Did you sign anything when you were dealing with SDNY like that?
Not that I recall.
Here it is, in writing, and that's his signature on the second page.
So, I guess he didn't know that, and the district attorney didn't know that, and I told them, Michael Cohen has been in your office 20 times, and twice in the grand jury, and he forgot to tell you that he waived the attorney-client privilege 22 times?
Max Evans is just awesome.
This is why they're trying to limit what this guy says or not let him up there.
Everybody's in a panic because this guy, listen to him.
He's going to get up there and just, whatever bones are left, there ain't many.
He's going to be a vulture picking on the last bit of me.
Again, I mean, we know exactly what he's going to say on the stand and so do they.
We know exactly.
He's been talking a lot.
We've been doing this for weeks.
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Oh my gosh, it's just been wild, hasn't it?
Every time.
I can't wait to get off the podcast.
Well, not being mean, but I can't wait to go watch this after the podcast.
Well, that's just what's so wild.
And there's some people that are like...
They're in the courtroom, and if you know who some of these people are, so, I mean, you can't get any information, you know, from CNN, but there are our side in the courtroom, and they're doing play-by-plays.
Oh, Andrew Giuliani is doing such an incredible job.
Yeah, Andrew Giuliani, there's a few of them that are doing real good.
I mean, they're just giving a play-by-play, and it's awesome.
Yeah, it's just like every two or three minutes.
Well, now you understand why it wasn't televised, right?
You see this.
They couldn't afford for it to be televised because of what a joke and what a clown show it is.
They're not allowing certain things for President Trump to be able to present.
They're cutting him off at every single corner.
It's designed that way.
Oh my God, he's on the stand now.
Of course, he's got to be able to testify.
So what?
So he tells this to the jury?
Oh my God.
They're objecting about everything.
Costello.
I explained to Michael Cohen that the investigation would be resolved within a week if he had truthful information about Donald Trump.
What information did he disclose, Blanche?
Costello.
Cohen said, I swear to God, I have absolutely nothing to say about Donald J. Trump.
Blanche, what did he say about Stormy Daniels?
He said, I don't know why they're trying to put me in jail over some fucking NDAs.
Blanche, did he say anything about Donald Trump in connection with Stormy Daniels?
Man or Costello?
He did.
Prosecutors.
Objection!
Merchant sustained, of course.
Blanche, did Donald Trump's family come up?
It did.
Blanche, what did Cohen say about Trump's family?
Prosecutor, objection!
Merchant, sustained!
They're not letting him answer anything.
The prosecutor's going, objection!
And of course, the rotten judge, sustained!
Of course.
Well, I mean, you've been watching the calls from the judge this whole time, what they're allowing and what they're not, and it is completely an upside-down court.
I mean, you're going to see this in an appeal.
President Trump is going to win one way or another this case.
I mean, regardless of the optics that they're trying to put out there, which are actually helping President Trump, the more people learn about this case, the more embarrassing it is.
I mean, you have CNN that's melting down on the regular.
MSNBC, too.
Saying, why in the world would they put him on the stand?
Oh, listen to this.
This should make it over right now.
So, Trump's lawyer.
I want to focus narrowly on whether Cohen knew if Trump said anything about the payments to Stormy Daniels, Costello.
Cohen repeatedly repeated numerous times that President Trump knew nothing about these payments and that Cohen did it on his own.
Ouch!
Wow.
Case closed!
Well, I mean, you've got them.
If we didn't have a rotten juror.
Well, even if you did, because you remember the OJ case, right?
I mean, all of a sudden they came back and they said, point blank, that one of the main reasons why they found OJ Simpson innocent, or you had the hung jury situation, all of that, was to get back about the Rodney King in L.A., You had jurors several years later saying, yeah, this was our payback was to make sure that we got him off.
O.J. Simpson and find him not guilty.
And that's exactly what they're doing in this situation.
They have got a jury that is selected.
There is no coincidence that this same judge is going to try Steve Bannon next.
Are you kidding?
In a jury pool where it's supposed to be a lottery to get these cases, this judge is not only going to try President Trump but also Steve Bannon?
So, after an objection by the Soros-funded DA's office that is sustained by Merchant yet again, the lawyers are told to approach the bench.
While this is going on, Costello could be heard on a hot mic saying, ridiculous.
Well, it is.
It's a waste of everybody's time and money.
He's trying to explain.
And the judge, sustained!
Objection, sustained!
Jerk.
Now they have an email exhibit up from Michael Cohen to Costello that says, Robert, great news for Rudy.
I know.
I owe you a call.
I have been working with lawyers all day and just now I'm coming up for air.
I will try you tomorrow.
Michael D. Cohen.
And this is his signature, Esquire.
Personal attorney to president.
He gave himself every single title you could have.
The fixer, personal attorney, all of these different things.
And President Trump wouldn't have him anywhere near his administration.
He knew.
All right, everybody.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it for today.
Hope you have a wonderful day.
Be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
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