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Where's Hunter? | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 569 - 5/16/2024
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Today is Thursday, May 16th, 2024, episode number 569.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
What's happening?
Oh, it's another major in golf, so you know I'm happy.
You're not happy that you're missing it, though.
Yeah, I know.
Don't let anybody spoil it for you.
Turn off your phone.
I got it recording, so nobody text me and tell me what's happening.
Yes, please.
That's like the worst, when somebody says, oh, did you just see that?
And then they tell you exactly what happened, and you're like, hmm.
Thanks for that.
So, we have another wild day, of course.
Of course.
I mean, this whole thing has gotten so, How ridiculous that this latest press conference outside of New York City Courthouse, I thought this was perfect.
When you start talking about how corrupt these people are, you truly don't know the depths until you actually look at the circus trial that they have completely created.
So, of course, you've got Representative Ogles who says, If I started a story with a convicted felon, a hooker, walking to the bar, you would immediately know it's a joke.
That's what we have here.
A joke of a trial.
It's worse than that.
It's just an injustice to justice itself.
If you haven't been following all day, The Trump's attorney, he's just catching, he is annihilating Michael Cohen like nobody's ever been annihilated in the history of witnesses.
He's catching, I mean, lie after lie after lie and just, I mean, even CNN's going, oh my God, even Trump haters on CNN are going, I couldn't even convict at this point.
This is Even CNN, they've lost everybody.
They're going, man, he and the one guy that Giuliani, Andrew Giuliani, he said he was in the elevator.
One of the two people from CNN was talking, he said, how bad is it?
And they go, bad.
Well, I mean, that's what happens when you have a convicted perjurer that gets up on the stand and a porn star.
This is a circus trial.
You've got Mershon, who could care less?
His daughter, Lorne, is making all kinds of money for his family.
They've got a client list that's growing by the day.
Thanks, Laura Loomer, for absolutely uncovering that mega bombshell.
Because where would we be without all of that information?
Seriously, we don't have reporters that, you know, on lamestream media that would do that kind of reporting to find out about the judge, the judge family or any of that stuff.
And to give people the background that they need to know what President Trump has actually entered into, which is the lion's den.
This was supposed to take him down.
This was designed to take him out completely.
And it is totally backfiring.
And I'm so happy to see it.
Even if they do get a conviction, people would know that this thing is rigged at this point.
Even if they get that.
This is, I mean, they have just tore these people apart, Stormy and him.
Of course, you know, it's funny because he keeps going over, if you're not watching the trial, he keeps saying, well, Trump never paid me this and Trump never.
They just had a trial.
In D.C., another scam trial and tried to charge Trump, you know, with no victim, a billion dollars or whatever they tried charging with.
Might as well have been.
And they just had one client after another testify for Trump.
Banks that he owed millions to.
Oh, great client.
Paid us back on time.
And now you got this liar scenario.
He never paid me.
So, you know what I think?
I think him and Stormy was in cahoots the whole time.
I think they were sleeping together.
I think they were like, let's go to Trump and let's get him to, you know, just pay some 70, he'll pay $70,000 or $80,000 if it's true or not just to make it go away and we'll split the money.
It's extortion.
Some crap like that was going around.
Absolutely.
You can tell that they were in cahoots.
And the more you hear the backstories about what was going on with Michael Cohen, he was so upset that he was the only one that wasn't invited to go to DeSlees.
He truly thought that he was going to have a prime position in President Trump's cabinet.
That's how much he thought of himself.
I mean, that's really how much he thought of himself.
He truly thought he was going to be the AG. He wanted to be the Attorney General of the United States.
Oh, absolutely.
Of course.
And Chief of Staff?
He wanted to be that close to the President?
Yeah, the one they got now is just as dumb as him.
Yeah, it was really bad.
It was just held in contempt of Congress.
Oh, that's a huge story, too.
Let's start off with this whole stormy thing so we can get some of these bites out of the way, and then we'll head right on over to that because that's a major breaking story as well.
My colleague from the great state of Tennessee, Andy Ogles.
You know, if I started a story with a convicted felon and a hooker walking to a bar, you would immediately know that it's a joke.
That's what we have here, a joke of a trial.
We have a convicted felon.
We have a woman who has a vengeance against the president.
We have a woman who has paid for sex with a vengeance against the president.
This is not a prosecution.
This is a persecution.
We have a two-tiered justice system in this country.
And if a former president can be targeted by a woke and corrupt judge, then you can be targeted as well.
Mr.
President, we've got your back.
I'm so glad to see it.
It's late, but I'm so glad to see them there.
I really am, I have to say.
I mean, it's about time.
But there is so much going on.
I mean, like you said, when you start seeing CNN, when they're turning the corner like they are, my goodness, the biggest enemies of all.
They are admitting.
Jake Tapper, here's one.
Because he's so unbelievable and not to be believed.
Well, I think one of the things that they've accomplished today, Blanche is raising his voice now as he's asking Cohen if the call records show a conversation with Schiller about the harassment, not with Trump about Daniels.
So what they're doing here, Ellie, is they have...
I guess the effectiveness will be up to the jury.
But Todd Blanche has now made the point, not only has Michael Cohen lied before Congress, not only has he lied before various judges, not only has he lied in any number of places, he has lied before you today.
Michael Cohen says part of it was the fourteen-year-old.
This is about what was the call about.
Part of it was the fourteen-year-old, but I know Keith was with Mr.
Trump at the time, and there was more potentially than this.
But potentially is kind of an interesting word.
Cohen is now saying, I don't know that it's accurate.
Blanche is pacing and flailing his arms, we're told.
This is a really important moment, potentially, depending how it finishes up here.
Okay, Michael Cohen on his direct testimony said, I had this phone call in late October of 2016.
I called Keith Schiller and he patched me through to Trump.
I don't remember if he put me on speaker, but I was speaking to the two of them.
And I told them then that Stormy Daniels had been paid and the matter was resolved.
Right?
We've been asking, when are they going to go at the core?
This is the core of the case.
Blanche has raised two points.
Number one, the texts leading up to the call that day showed that you were texting Keith Schiller, nothing about Stormy Daniels, but about this 14-year-old who was harassing you.
Right.
Let me interrupt one second.
Cohen says, well, part of it was a 14-year-old.
Okay.
I know that Keith was with Mr.
Trump at the time.
There's potentially more than this.
Blanche says, that was a lie.
You did not talk to President Trump.
You talked to Keith Schiller.
You can admit it.
Cohen says, no, sir, I don't know that it's accurate.
And here's the problem.
If Cohen's story now is, well, we talked about both those things.
We talked about the 14-year-old who was harassing me and Stormy Daniels.
The problem is it appears Michael Cohen has never mentioned this call being about Stormy Daniels in his prior grand jury testimony, in his extensive prior statements that he's given to the DA, Todd Blanchett.
It's true.
Once you're a liar, you're a liar.
And now he has dug himself into so many holes he can't remember one lie from the other.
And he's a fame whore.
He wants to be famous.
Boy.
He loves any attention.
I mean, this guy, he's just a slime ball.
Oh, it's so true.
I mean, you've got them all.
You've got Alyssa Farrah Griffin.
She doesn't believe Cohen, regardless of how she feels about President Trump.
Listen to her.
So the jury's not going to hear this.
So don't worry.
How would, based on, well, you would never be accepted as a jury if you have too much bias in offense.
What you experienced with the defendant.
But do you think that they are proving this case without a reasonable doubt?
I mean, like, have they cleared the burden for you?
For me, even with my strong feelings about Donald Trump, my knowledge of how he behaves, I couldn't today convict beyond a reasonable doubt.
Michael Cohen is just such a problematic figure.
And in this own cross, I was just waiting to see somebody who was above board, didn't step in it, didn't lie, didn't end up getting kind of hostile and pushing back on some of these challenges.
And it's hard for me to believe him when he's misrepresenting something as fundamental as having wanted a job in the White House.
I mean, really?
He can't even get the easiest stuff.
He's just like Joe Biden.
He lies about everything all the time.
It is so true.
And then here you go with Anderson Cooper.
The last 20 minutes of court today, right before the lunch break, it was incredible.
I mean, it was...
You know, Elie Honig on my program last night had talked about, you know, on a cross-examination, lawyers want to kind of put the witness in a, you know, build a box around the witness and then slam it shut.
That's what Todd Blanch did.
That's exactly what he did.
I'm telling you, he is getting destroyed.
As it should be.
Annihilated.
I mean, and it should be that way.
And he should absolutely pay a big price for this.
One hundred percent.
They should throw the book at him.
He should, you know, be charged with everything from perjury to election interference.
The whole thing.
They should make an example.
Of Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels.
And then later on, start tying in all the other people that are behind all of this.
Yeah, it's just...
You know, I know her and her husband said they're leaving the country if he's failing his.
I said, well, number one, she's married.
God.
Wow.
Man.
This whole thing has just gotten ridiculous, but they know that they've crossed the line and they know that all they have done is make President Trump even more popular than he was even before.
So, as you said, your breaking news.
We've got the breaking news right here.
Okay, Kat, you want to take this one away?
The House Judiciary Committee votes to hold corrupt Attorney General Merrick Garland in contempt of Congress.
Yeah, so the reason they hold him, this is such a clown show, the reason they're holding him in contempt is because he refused to show up to a subpoena.
And what has Garland done?
He's thrown Peter Navarro in jail for four months, and he's about to throw Steve Bannon in for the exact same thing that he's doing.
Is he going to charge himself?
I mean, this is a clown show.
This is a joke.
It has been.
It has just been awful.
And it's just ridiculous.
So, of course, you know, you've got the House Judiciary Committee who just voted to hold Attorney Merrick Garland in contempt of Congress for failing to provide the lawfully subpoenaed audio tapes of Special Counsel Robert Herr's interview of President Biden.
Now, President Biden...
Coincidentally, is now claiming that he has got executive presidential privilege.
So he's trying to use those powers that they're currently trying to take away from President Trump so that no one can get their hands on these tapes.
Yeah, every time Trump uses it, they say, oh, he can't do that.
Isn't this the wildest thing?
When we talk about two-tier, we don't use it lightly.
We absolutely use it as it is.
We have no justice system anymore.
It's just the FBI and the DOJ, they're just an arm, brown shirt, bullies for the Democrat Party.
That's all it is now.
That's all it is.
And it's so awful for those that are watching our justice system.
It's so disrespectful.
It's so disrespectful to haul a president into the court over this chicken shit, baloney crap.
It is so disrespectful.
And they don't care.
It's Donald Trump.
There's like no rules apply because it's Donald Trump.
And like we said the other day, the TDS, the reasons they hate him, it don't even make sense it's so ridiculous.
All their problems in the world, every problem they have in their own life, it's Donald Trump.
It just lives rent-free in their head, 24-7.
They have completely bought into President Trump, Orange Man bad, and that is just something that they will never, ever get over, ever in their lifetime.
I mean, this is really, it's pathetic.
Especially when you've got things like this.
When you've got stories like Rosie O'Donnell is, you know, sending these, you know, real positive messages to Michael Cohen during the Trump trial testimony.
Breathe.
You've got this.
I love you.
Some people cannot be fixed.
They can't be helped.
Don't even bother with them, okay?
I mean, come on.
That's what we have.
We're watching the whole thing happen.
Yeah, so...
He testified a few days ago that he'd never met Alan Bragg.
This is in this trial.
And then today, Trump's attorney played an audio of a co-and-think, Alan Bragg, with whom I spent countless hours laying out how Trump directed those hush money payments and countless other financial crimes.
I mean, he boxes them in, then he plays...
A tape of the, you just, you know, he'll just say, okay, you say you've never met him, right?
Okay, this is your podcast.
Yeah, I met with him for hours, and I really, oh my God, he's just...
Well, and he did it on his podcast.
You would think that you would remember what you said on your podcast, right?
I mean, we say a lot of things.
Some things we're really proud about.
Some things we say, oops, strike it from the record, because it's a live show and things change as developments go.
And because we're honest and we will make retractions, unlike the lamestream media.
However, no, they haven't.
They haven't.
And it's all just blowing up in their faces.
Like I say, they got an OJ jury, though.
That's the problem.
Well, like I said, I mean, even if, let's pretend, the worst case scenario happens, it could be the best case scenario.
Because President Trump, everybody knows exactly what this is about now.
It is a clown show.
And this judge and President Trump is going to be elected into office.
And everybody knows it.
By a landslide.
Thanks to their doing.
They have got more independents that are looking at this going, okay, so this is what makes us the greatest country in the world is the fact that we have a fair and just legal system.
Well, you can throw that out the window.
You've got a banana republic.
And between that, between COVID and the lockdowns and all the other nonsense that you're watching right now, the Biden administration is destroying the rule of law, which is what makes this country so great.
One of the main things.
Is that we have law and order.
We have fairness.
They have President Trump who is gagged.
He's got a gag order to where you've got representatives from Congress that are going up there to do the bidding and to do the talking for him.
Yeah, and this clown, we were saying it like I was saying it on X and on the podcast.
It was like a week ago.
He said, this dumbass is sitting up there on his podcast begging for money on TikTok.
And, you know, all these little hats are appearing.
I mean, it's a clown.
And he's selling a T-shirt with Trump in jail.
Oh, my God.
You're talking about, I bet the prosecutor's like, what in the F are you doing, you idiot?
Yeah.
Well, in normal courtrooms, that would be cited, right?
And they would have put a gag order on him as well.
Instead, they're allowing him just to parade around.
Remember, that same avatar was on Lauren Mershon's On the company that she represents that has all of this huge client list?
Absolutely.
That's what got, you know, Laura Loomer's attention was, wait a minute, hang on a second.
Is that Trump behind bars?
So again, you have got election interference.
And then when you start hearing about all of these different people that have been trying to work with Cohen to make sure that he was ready to have the testimony of a lifetime, right?
I mean, everyone from Goldman on who admits it.
They're also interfering in the elections.
This is a Democrat operation.
And if you don't see it now, you never will.
So, sorry for you.
But that's what's happening.
In the meantime, they found more cocaine.
That's why we named the show Where's Hunter?
Yeah.
Whenever there's cocaine in the mix.
They're like, couldn't be.
Hunter, he ain't that stupid.
I actually, like, when the first buy of Coke, I said something, where's Hunter?
And all the leaders were going, do you actually think he'd be that dumb with all the spotlight on him?
I'm like, are you kidding me?
He was the vice president's son and recorded everything he did.
Recorded.
Crimes with guns and weighing 10 pounds of crack and with hookers and women that looked 13 and naked and smoking crack.
And then he left it on a laptop and didn't even remember he took it there.
Yes, I think he was dumb enough to leave it there.
Are you kidding me?
He recorded everything!
Goodness sakes.
Exactly.
I mean, really.
They have been protecting this fool for so long.
So when I saw that one hit the screens yesterday, I went, oh my gosh, here it is.
Cocaine at the Capitol?
Senior National Corresponding Kevin Kork is here with all the details.
Kevin, what can you tell us?
Evening, Laura.
The U.S. Capitol Police say a small bag of cocaine was found in the hallway of its headquarters.
Now, apparently it was discovered right around 1 o'clock this afternoon on the second floor of the building in an area that's apparently used for storing furniture.
And apparently it was found smack dab in the middle of the floor.
USCP describing the finding as a roughly one inch by one inch baggie filled with, quote, a white powdery substance.
That was field tested, and it tested positive for cocaine.
Now, Capitol Police say this is an area that's actually frequented by various contractors and employees and is also very near prisoner processing.
Hmm.
An officer apparently found the bag and immediately turned it over to a supervisor, which is wise.
Now, USCP says they have opened an investigation.
They'll test the residue further and conduct DNA testing of the baggie itself.
A lot of strange stuff being found in places all around D.C., Laura.
Kevin, unreal.
Thank you so much.
This is a shift show, as I like to call it.
It is.
Good God.
It truly is.
When is it going to stop?
I mean, this is an absolute circus.
I can't believe the coke ads are losing their coke, man.
The coke ads I used to know, man.
They'd forget to go to work that day, but they ain't gonna forget where their coke's at.
Well, when you've got the money like Hunter Biden and others up in there, you know what?
They can afford to misplace a little bit here and there, I guess.
I don't know.
And by the way, where did he go to rehab at?
Because I don't remember any rehab.
All of a sudden, you know, he had meth mouth and all his teeth were rotten.
Smoking crack.
And they gave him some teeth, put him in a suit, had somebody draw some crack doodles for $500,000 a pop, and he's re-act.
This guy's a model citizen.
Isn't this the craziest thing ever?
And then they had him wear it.
The last time we've seen him was at the Easter thing, and he was so wired.
I know what wired looks like.
Oh, boy.
He was wired out of his mind.
Yeah.
Sweating.
I haven't played that one in a while.
Oh my gosh, I saved it just for this show.
Don't lie to me.
Okay, I'm smoking crack.
That's a good one.
That's really a good one.
Because it's really true.
It's constant.
I mean, that's what we're dealing with here.
And that one's by Dre Fanzer, just so everybody knows.
But yeah, I mean, come on.
And look at all the special treatment they've been giving Hunter Biden this whole time.
It's just an absolute joke.
Absolute joke.
So now you've got White House aides who are worried about Biden's psychological torment over the Hunter trial.
He doesn't know what's going on.
I have news for him.
He has absolutely no idea where he is from one second to the next.
So you've got the liberal outlet Politico is reporting that Biden aides are worried about the residents suffering psychological torment over his son Hunter's trial.
Now, the only torment he's going to have...
He's going to pardon him?
No matter what happens?
Uh-huh.
Well, this administration has lied this entire time.
They said that they're not going to pardon him.
That was early on.
But now, they're not going to have a choice, are they?
They absolutely don't.
They're going to pardon him so fast, he'll never see a day of jail.
And, I mean, what?
Is Joe Biden going to pardon himself?
I mean, is that how this whole thing is going to end?
Where he pardons everybody in his entire administration?
Because they all played a major part in it.
All of them.
You've got the nonpartisan DOJ official promoted anti-Trump social media posts.
It didn't just end with the lamestream media or Twitter or whatever.
You had these full-blown accounts that were all up against Trump.
I mean, the whole thing's crazy.
So you've got this whole account that was revealed.
Nonpartisan DOJ official promoted anti-Trump social media posts urging Republicans to go F yourselves and die while fawning over how Nancy Piglosi eats Slim Jims.
The account calls into question the political motivations of the DOJ IG. So does Paul.
It's a good one.
Yes.
It was too easy, but I had to do it.
I knew you'd see some fun in this one.
The account endorsed multiple posts of ugly takes on Republicans, and of course they went after, you know, Bill Barr and others, but this account was run by Zerwitz.
A former counsel to President Barack Obama, of course, the former Assistant Attorney General Leslie Caldwell, and is currently working to take down former DOJ officials who served under Attorney General Bill Barr.
So, of course, everything goes back to Obama, which is why all of this stuff happened in the first place.
He's losing control.
Obama is too, because he's got this dementia patient that he's trying to talk in the ear of, and it's just not working.
It's not working.
It was only a matter of time, but their lies are absolutely being revealed.
Okay, so we have some breaking news, some more breaking news.
This one has to do with the COVID Select Committee.
They are releasing testimony from Dr.
Francis Collins Former NIH director who ran America's COVID response.
You've got the highlights.
The Six Feet Social Distancing was made up.
The Wuhan lab leak not a conspiracy theory.
Fauci had an agenda to discredit the lab leak.
Fauci lied.
NIH risked national security with poor Wuhan oversight.
Tell us something we haven't been screaming about.
We knew it from day one.
Yep.
I used to say all the time, back when it happened, and back when I caught hell, because I was telling everybody, don't go to the hospital.
The hospital protocol's killing you.
That's exactly right.
We said it.
They give you resmezivir, then it cuts down your kidneys, then your lungs shut down, then they put you on a ventilator and you die.
The protocol's what's killing you.
That was...
We said ivermectin work.
We said hydrochloroquine.
We were on it from day one.
And then I was laughing at it with people with no common sense.
Okay, here's the Wuhan lab, the biggest place in the world where they study what?
Coronaviruses.
And they're like, no, it did not leak there.
It definitely didn't.
Two miles away, a salamander screwed a grasshopper and had a threesome with kangaroos.
That's how he did.
Not here, you know, not here, there.
And I'm like, these people are absolutely insane to believe any of this nonsense.
And Fauci was the biggest one pushing it because he had gain of function.
He created this coronavirus that was released in the world.
You're so right.
My gosh, the whole thing has just been totally crazy.
And those that believed it, they have been laughing at you.
So all of those little arrows all over supermarkets and post offices and all other indoor spaces...
That had signs instructing Americans to stay six feet apart from one another.
Well, they didn't need to do any of that.
They just wanted to see how much power and control they had over you.
I laughed about masks.
I laughed about the six foot apart.
I never complied with any.
I never even bought a mask.
And the whole thing was silly from the beginning.
We tried to tell everybody how stupid this was.
Only letting a certain amount of people into a store at one time.
Hey, look, if they're there, they're there.
You're going to get whatever it is, depending on what they've touched or anything else.
The whole thing's crazy.
But Kyle Becker, he did an incredible thread on all of this.
So there are still people out there that are still wearing masks.
They're idiots.
They're so traumatized.
I mean, some of them are criminals, so they want to wear them to cover their face and they think that they won't be identified.
But then others really feel like If they sit next to you in a plane or if they get into an elevator with you and you're not wearing a mask and they are, they'll just take the next ride, which is fine with me.
Yeah, I'm glad they're marked now since, you know, I have not seen anybody in a mask in a year where I live, nowhere, and I go all over the place.
Oh, I see them everywhere.
And I was in, you know, I go to Nashville a lot, and I do travel, and I haven't seen anybody in a mask in over a year.
Even in a big city, I haven't seen anybody in Oh, not here.
Here, they are definitely still wearing masks.
Absolutely, they are.
I mean, not like it used to be.
But the funny thing is, is that these mask wearers, they trash them.
They just will abandon them on the street and it's litter.
They're just littering.
They don't care.
These are the people that are supposed to care, or at least they act like they do, about the environment and everything else.
And you can go two feet and find a mask anywhere.
So this just happened.
So Scott Labato, just in front of the New York courthouse, just released a bunch of balloon dicks with Jack Smith's picture on them.
So there's balloon dicks flying around California, New York City right now, everywhere, with big balloon dicks and balls with a Jack Smith's picture on them.
Oh my gosh, that is so funny.
Here it is.
Look, I got it.
If you want to...
Someone just released pink Melgin Italia balloons outside the Donald Trump hutch money trial.
The faces of District Attorney Alvin Bragg, Judge Wan Merchant, and Special Counsel Jack Smith were on them.
He pulled up in a U-Haul and let them all go.
I told you.
Oh, this is a riot!
Jack Smith!
Oh my word.
It was Scott Lobedo, the same man who threw pizza at City Hall for the Coal Oven Crackdown.
Look at that!
Oh man, that is just a riot.
I think that is absolutely fantastic.
Think about the balloon person.
Yeah, you make custom balloons?
I sure do.
Yeah, I want some giant penises with jack pink penises with Jack Smith.
Can you do that?
We sure can.
I think it's perfect.
I mean, you know, it's a circus trial anyway, so why not?
Might as well make it one.
Yes.
So real quick, just back on this whole thing about the conspiracy theorists being correct and being right about this whole thing.
Well, we did get something that we've been looking for for a long time.
The NIH just admitted to funding what we've already known, gain of function research in Wuhan through Echo Alliance.
Listen to this.
Dr.
Tabak.
Did NIH fund gain-of-function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology through ECHO Health?
It depends on your definition of gain-of-function research.
If you're speaking about the generic term, yes we did, because But this is research.
The generic term is research that goes on in many, many labs around the country.
It is not regulated.
And the reason it's not regulated is it poses no threat or harm to anybody.
Uh-huh.
Until it's released.
Yeah.
And they've known about it for quite some time.
And they waited right before the election.
And they've got tons of them in Ukraine that they're trying to protect.
The United States does, because they couldn't build them here, so they built them over and corrupt Ukraine.
Forty-nine of them.
Yeah.
But they're going in these labs, and they're creating it.
This is for biological warfare against people.
That's what it's for.
And they're in there screwing around with something, and they're going to release something that's going to kill everybody one day if they're not careful.
And they're sitting in there releasing, and then they go back, and billions of dollars put into this.
And they're in their little lab coats, you know, and they're in there producing, you know, making deadly pathogens that would never exist if they didn't have all these stupid labs.
Making them.
None of this stuff's going to occur naturally.
I mean, there's no way.
They're in there, Dr.
Frankenstein, and every known virus and disease known to man, and trying to make them more powerful.
It is true.
It's ridiculous that everybody who even does this isn't arrested and put on world trials.
God!
It's true.
I mean, you know, and when you start seeing the kind of damage that they have done.
It's incredible.
I mean, they were giving these jabs and different things to children that were the lowest risk.
They didn't even have a risk, and yet, no, they wanted to get that in their arms, too, so they could make more money.
Hospital protocol, the jab, I mean, these big pharmaceutical companies, they were all in it.
It was a huge payday for them.
You had members of Congress that all of a sudden bought all of this, brought to you by Pfizer stock.
And their portfolios went sky high.
This was another money-making operation.
So it shouldn't surprise anyone when they start shifting gears and they're going to start going after climate change.
Terrible did a great job on this one.
Terrible 808.
She says, 130,000 flights per day.
But you're the problem because you drove to the store.
Stop getting played.
And she has a map here of all the flights, of all the different activity that happens in a day.
But they absolutely want to go after the carbon footprint.
And they want to be able to sell it to people.
So to the rich, those that can't afford to travel, they're going to make you an offer you can't refuse.
Well, I mean, why would you take anything but give it to them, considering you're not going to have enough money to live on?
That's what the Biden and the Democrat Party sees for this country.
I mean, I'm seeing reports that mortgages are going up 10%.
That's what they're pretty much looking at now.
That's what people are rumoring.
They already ate something, so that's the next step.
That's the rumor mill.
And it's only going to get worse.
And you're going to see it.
Biden's economy has absolutely destroyed this country and people's lives.
You have businesses that are closing down.
People are using their savings to move to a different state so that they can survive.
One that will allow them to do business.
The whole thing is just they're just wretched people.
So then you've got, imagine this, another one here.
You've got the breaking news.
The House just passed a bill to detain and deport illegal aliens who assault police officers.
148 Democrats voted against it.
Against deporting people that are illegals that assault police officers.
They do.
They hate you.
If you vote for a Democrat, and we know how bad Republicans are, but if you vote for a Democrat, you're voting for the demise of you and your children, your mom, your dad, your grandparents, everybody in your family.
You're voting for your own demise.
You are an idiot.
God.
Man, hey, I'm going to vote for Biden again.
I love it, man.
I love double inflation.
I love triple gas prices.
I love being tax doubled.
I love it.
I want 50 million more to come in and take my job.
Come on, Mildred.
Let's go vote for Biden again.
Come on, Biden.
Go right with Biden.
My God, these people, you're an idiot.
They truly are.
I mean, really, this seems like it would be something that everybody could come together on, right?
I mean, you know, if you attack a police officer and you're here illegally in the country, right?
I mean, you would think that they would want them to be deported.
No, not in this case.
Not with the Democrats, no.
Let's give them another chance.
Let's keep them here.
This is absurd.
This is absolutely absurd.
But it's catching up with them.
It truly is.
I mean, that's why you've got all of these stories that are coming out right now because Biden is terrified of what's going to happen and it's going to be a landslide.
And so are the Democrats because they stole the last election and they know they're not going to be able to pull off 81 million votes.
There are too many people that are going to be voting.
It is going to be a landslide of epic proportion.
Doesn't mean That they're not going to try to cheat or that they aren't going to cheat.
They're going to cheat.
It's just if we can overwhelm it to where they just can't cheat that much to win.
Well, they're doing everything.
I mean, they are using every resource that they possibly can to make sure that, you know, all of it, all government resources are on deck so that they can steal this election.
And you're watching it happen.
In fact, Washington D. Sleaze holds a training session for non-citizens to vote.
They're telling them how to do it.
In every language.
Kid you not.
Just anything, man.
They'll do anything for power.
They don't give a damn about this country.
Are you?
Are you struggling?
They don't care if they lie about COVID and kill millions of people.
They don't give it.
You think they care?
They want power forever for their little bitty group up there, a band of idiots, the same old Obama people.
I mean, the idiots that surround that regime.
Look at this.
You've got an agency of the District of Columbia.
They held a training session last month to teach illegal immigrants and other non-citizens how to vote.
This is according to documents obtained by the watchdog group Judicial Watch.
Speaker Johnson said illegal immigrants allowed in by President Biden's border chaos are showing up at government offices to sign up for benefits and services.
When they do, they're being prodded to sign up to vote.
Mm.
It's just something.
It really is.
They could care less about the will of the people, the rights of the people, the freedoms, or anything at all.
This is all about them.
The more pigs are sitting up there, 2 billion more, 60 billion more, sitting there playing karaoke and singing like shit up there, and they don't care.
They're rubbing it in your face.
Yeah.
Your vote.
Your tax dollars are all coming over here to this war.
And since they've spent that, Russia's making gains like nobody's been.
Since they flushed that down the toilet, it's not going to help them win.
It's going to line the pockets of the people sending it and the people receiving it.
All the rich people are just going to get richer and all the poor people go to the front lines and die.
That's exactly what's happening.
That's exactly what's happening.
And that's what's been happening.
I mean, in fact, you've got all of these different stories about how brothers forever, and of course, here it is, Putin and Xi agree that deepened ties project stability against West unilateral hegemony.
So...
This is a relationship.
They have become the best of friends.
Russia is absolutely going right over and taking anything it wants from Ukraine, just like it's picking an apple from a tree.
It's not a hard thing for them to do.
And so here they are.
You've got them meeting on the anniversary of the establishment of diplomatic relations between two countries.
You've got on the first state visit, it includes top Russian defense and security officials.
Putin referenced Russia being brothers forever with China and Xi.
He quoted from a 1940s song saying, the event is dedicated to the 75th anniversary of the establishment of diplomatic relations.
There's a famous song from that time.
It was created 75 years ago, but it's often sung today.
And it was there was a quite a famous line in it.
Russian and Chinese are brothers forever.
This is the alliances that are happening right now.
And they're big ones.
And then you add Iran into this picture, you're gonna have something like you've never seen before.
But, I mean, they're not even trying to hide it.
I mean, you know, as upsetting as this whole thing was to see Blinken up there, you know, singing Freebird and doing his thing, out of tune, of course, so much for democracy, they're sitting there saying that in justifying Ukraine canceling elections, they're trying to get that, yes, into people's heads, that that's just how it's going to be.
Until every last Ukrainian can vote.
Think about that.
So never.
Think about that.
I mean, come on now.
And then blinking up air, can't play worth a damn, can't sing.
Sounds like somebody stepped on a pair of bull nuts.
Oh, he's just so bad.
He's just so bad.
It's terrible.
And he thinks he's cool for some reason.
Exactly.
Why do these weirdo liberals always try to perform when they suck?
Remember that one that the information czar, that one girl, and she ended up getting fired?
Oh, Nina.
That's how you tell a little lie, little lie.
Yes.
That was awful.
And then that weirdo from the CDC, when he was singing Puff the Magic Dragon on a guitar when he left.
And his wife was in that, too.
And let's don't forget the...
At the World Forum.
Oh, we've got plenty from the World Forum.
That whole thing is just so weird.
You can't ignore it because it's so bizarre.
It's true.
You still got that one?
She's doing it to the Zielinski dancing.
It's the craziest thing I have ever seen.
I've got to find it though, Kat.
It's been a while since I played that crazy one.
But yeah, this whole thing, I can't even believe that people are even falling for this anymore.
I really cannot, but they are.
Oh, I think I took it out of my...
Oh, no, here it is.
I got it.
Oh!
Songbird.
Lovely.
Okay,
so if we have an audience left, which I don't know if we do.
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
You too can sing.
Like a hoot owl, you can sing at the...
I think we lost everybody in chat.
Oh my word.
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So did you see that that portal was shut down?
Where?
Oh yeah, it was shut down after Boobra.
Oh, Boobra, shut down the portal.
That is funny.
My God.
If that's all it took to shut it down, man, they would...
Boy, they'd have shut down faster with the old guy with his...
the naked guy sticking the...
old man sticking the pump up his ass.
This is hilarious.
I mean, I never even saw that cat.
I didn't look for it either.
I can't...
I don't see how you can be on social media and miss it because it's...
I mean, it's literally every meme and every story all week.
Well, I probably did because I was looking for specific stories and I'm always in a hurry.
So I just try to get in there and get out of there.
That's really how I do my social media.
Well, the portal art installation connecting New York City to Dublin has been shut down.
Big surprise.
I wonder why.
That's it too.
Gone.
That installation is no more.
And then another thing that was really, really funny, and, you know, Dylan Mulvaney.
I mean, it's really ironic.
The guy who is not a girl goes to Peru to feel safe, and they just passed a law that transgender is a mental illness.
Go figure.
Hi, is this an okay time?
Okay, surprise!
I'm in Peru!
And I'm at Machu Picchu.
Isn't this just so beautiful?
I'm here by myself and I used to do a ton of solo traveling.
I'm telling you it's the best if you could ever do a solo trip somewhere.
It is such a good way to get to know yourself better.
But I came here to feel something.
You know what I mean?
And I definitely have.
I've done shaman ceremonies that were like 10 years worth of therapy.
It was wild.
I've seen a lot of llamas.
And the people here are so kind.
I feel very safe here.
It's a little sad that I had to leave my country to feel safe, but that will get better eventually.
And I am dying for some Trader Joe's rolled chili lime chips.
But other than that, I am so content.
Still haven't been kissed yet, but I'm holding out hope.
And most of all, you know, this trip has just has me feeling like I'm my own best friend again.
And that is the best feeling in the world.
And I hope that you feel that way about yourself too.
And I love ya.
Okay.
Bye.
Okay.
Wow.
Mentally ill, according to your own country now.
It's like 10 years of therapy.
It is?
Why do you know everything about therapy?
Is that not the wildest thing ever?
I mean, really.
Just to add proof to the pudding, it's true.
I mean...
One of my friends used to say the funniest thing, that anybody dumb enough to go see a psychiatrist should go get their head examined.
Well, I mean, obviously Mulvaney did not know when, you know, he put out this particular post that there was a law that was passed that made transgenderism a mental illness.
Yeah, we don't do therapists in the South.
We get out there and just like fight each other and beat each other up and then we shake hands and we drink beer all night together and that's it.
Your therapy.
You're cured.
Yeah.
Everything's out.
You're friends now.
Well, the wildest thing is that you're starting to see all of this come back around because don't think after President Trump's rally that everybody in the world wasn't paying attention to 100,000 people that showed up.
So now all of a sudden you've got...
Saturday Night host, Jimmy Falla, who released Keeps Falling, The Ballad of Joe Biden, and he nails it.
He has been doing all of these different, you know, you know, I don't know what you call them, these comedy skits on Joe Biden, making fun of him.
And he's really doing a hilarious job.
I mean, all of this.
So here it is.
You can check it out.
It's on Rumble because, of course, the tech giants will take it down.
He's an old guy, has dementia, can't lead us, and the country is screwed, tells some big and the country is screwed, tells some big lies, barely speaks English, sniffs children, and their mom's hair too.
He leaves his speeches, gets lost each day.
In the White House yard All the Dems say That we should re-elect him How can he run?
When walking is hard.
And Joe keeps.
Keeps falling.
Yeah, he keeps falling. Keeps falling. Keeps falling.
Yeah, he keeps falling.
And Joe keeps.
Here it all is.
The bike.
Keeps falling. Keeps falling.
All of the spoofs for the last couple of minutes.
You have to send this to me.
Definitely.
Look at this.
Wasn't that beautifully done?
Who did that?
Who put that together?
Jimmy Fowler.
And not only that, he backed it up with jokes.
I mean, he's like, they see the writing on the wall.
Whoops.
While we're at it.
No, so so he gets up there and he did a he trolls Biden for mumbling.
And so, of course, he you got to see it.
It's just it's funny.
It's actually funny.
Late night is funny again.
First debate will be next month, which is the earliest presidential debate has ever been.
And if we're being honest, an early bird debate feels right for these guys.
Yeah, Biden and Trump will meet June 27th on CNN and one of Biden's debate conditions was not having an audience.
So that explains why it's on CNN. Finally!
Another condition from Biden is that he wants microphones that automatically cut off when a candidate hits their time limit.
Which will work right up until Trump walks over to Biden's podium.
And that's why, as it was saying over there, more wall.
Okay, thank you.
Yep, microphones that automatically cut off.
Biden got the idea after his last press conference when his staff was like, we need a microphone that automatically cuts off.
Biden and Trump also accepted an invitation from ABC to debate on September 10th.
And the winner will have the option of being president or the next Golden Bachelor.
So that's...
Tough call.
Tough call.
Look at this, Biden actually made the debate challenge to Trump in a video that he posted.
Take a look at this video.
Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020.
Since then, he hadn't shown up for debate.
Now he's acting like he wants to debate me again.
Well, make my day, pal.
I'll even do it twice.
Biden's talking smack!
Usually an 81-year-old doesn't get this riled up unless you park in front of their house.
Like, you know, listen.
Get off my lawn.
I do it twice.
Thank goodness he had subtitles, right?
I do it twice.
See this?
Can't believe they're actually cutting down Biden and CNN. Well, they don't have a choice.
The writing is on the wall.
They don't have any ratings left.
That's it, too.
And they are starting to see how President Trump is just accumulating a mass of support.
They know that they cannot beat that.
They tried.
They lost last time.
They know they're going to lose again and people are turning against them.
They can look at their ratings and they can tell.
The best thing that would happen to their ratings is if President Trump were to get back into the Oval Office.
Biden is doing nothing for their numbers and they know it.
They keep him hidden.
It's all staged.
It's all Recorded.
He knows who he needs to call on.
I mean, the whole thing.
This has been ridiculous.
One big joke, let's face it.
Yeah, it is.
It really is.
And so you've got...
And especially after the whole, you know, Netflix is a joke, where you had all of these comedians that were all over comedy...
stores and everything in LA and they were recording them all the roast and all that stuff and it's funny and people were laughing and there were lines all the way around blocks wanting to get in to hear the jokes because we've been so starved I mean it was taboo they wouldn't even let you make a joke without calling you out you couldn't be funny Without them calling you racist or calling you, you know, a name.
Colbert is just like an ad for the Democrat Party that's not funny.
And then the only people at life is a bunch of people.
It's just a bunch of hate.
It's the most weird show I've ever seen in my life.
It's just terrible.
The guy's not funny at all.
Unreal.
Unreal.
But I mean, this is what's happened.
The same thing is happening with the news networks as well.
You see, NBC, they're trying to, you know, be more even.
ABC, you're starting to see it.
Because people started to turn them off.
I mean, look at what happened to Don Lemon.
We haven't even talked about the fact that he's out.
What, how many episodes did he have?
I think we could count them on two hands?
And it was over?
They can't stand alone without the support of a major network that taxpayers are funded.
When Democrats campaign, like Hillary and Biden, oh, we're going to do a free concert with the same ones with Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, Beyonce, and then everybody comes to the concert.
We drew...
For free.
Just so they'll have to be forced to listen to somebody like Biden for five minutes who can say, I drew 50,000 people.
It's a joke.
He doesn't want crowds there because he knows that the crowds will be in favor for President Trump.
I mean, let's be honest.
He doesn't want people in the audience that are going to be rooting for President Trump and laughing at what a stooge he is.
This has been well thought out.
They should get rid of the headphones, too, as I mean, you know, the pieces in the air and everything.
But President Trump just needs to know, which I'm sure he already does, who he's...
Mike's cutting off.
You know, you can't just get a point across in an amount of time.
Exactly.
You should be able to say what you want to say, and if you're rambling too much, they cut it off.
But that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.
And this is just a setup, by the way.
He's going to annihilate Biden.
They're going to all come out, and they've already got it planned.
All the fake news people are going to come out and say Biden win, and then they're going to go, oh my God, he got a huge bounce in the polls and all the fake pollsters, which they're all fake just about all of them.
Didn't he do a great job?
They're going to come out, look, he got an eight-point bounce.
It's close now, man.
He dominated.
That's all this is.
It's talking head time.
And the thing about it is President Trump will end up debating the moderators.
That's what this has always been like.
I mean, you saw what happened when he debated the 17, right, Republicans in 2016, and then Hillary Clinton, who got the questions in advance from Donna Brazile and all of that.
I mean, the last election...
To be honest with you, I'm really surprised that they're even going to put Joe Biden up there.
But with all of these restraints, my goodness.
I mean, you're not going to have an audience that tells a different story.
You're going to have one version of how it all played out.
And that is going to be the lamestream media that has done nothing but lie to people.
And then President Trump's version.
I mean, come on.
Really?
They're gonna have the camera work going.
They're gonna be behind all of that.
They're going to give him the question.
It's just going to be one big setup, but he's still going to win it.
They're going to want him to get upset.
They're going to want him to be frustrated.
But President Trump knows how to do this.
He does this very well.
I'm not worried about him.
I remember when he did it with the Republicans in 2016, I used to go, oh my gosh, this is making me nervous.
I'm no longer nervous.
Everybody knows who President Trump is now, and he can handle himself better than anybody.
And he tells the truth.
And that's what separates him from the rest.
So real quick, we've got another Soros-backed DA in Oakland, California to face, recall, vote in November.
A lot of these Soros puppets have been recalled already.
This is yet another one.
You see the condition of Oakland.
I've compared it to Compton, so people are just tired of it.
They're tired of Soros and his mules just destroying their areas with the crime and everything else.
You can't even park there anymore without your car being stolen completely.
Stripped, stolen, the whole thing gone.
Lord.
Yeah.
This is the Democrats' vision of America.
All right, everybody.
Well that is it.
You all be safe.
Be kind to one another.
Have a wonderful rest of your day.
We'll see you later.
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