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America first wins big. - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 8/3/2022 - Ep. 139
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Today is Wednesday, August 3rd, 2022.
Episode number 139.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
Let's do this thing.
Wow.
What a night it was.
We whooped y'all's ass.
I actually have a video to play in the honor of such a thing.
Check this out.
You see that cat there?
Red wave.
Oh my gosh.
Absolutely a red wave.
We'll take a whole bunch more of those.
This is such a great day.
I was so nervous last night.
I couldn't even watch.
I had to talk about other things, do other things, because I was so nervous.
Yeah, and they had Carrie Lake losing big for a while there.
Oh, boy.
And then here comes Megan.
My father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father McCain.
Oh, yes.
Oh, she's like on Twitter.
Of course, she's got me blocked, but people are taking screenshots.
And she was like, yeah, Carrie Lake's getting trounced.
This, you know, blah, blah, blah.
And just going off.
And then she deleted it.
And then she started blocking everybody because they were going, yeah, what is it now?
Let me see here.
Oh, my gosh.
She is having a complete and total meltdown.
Because remember, her dad was...
She erased?
Yeah, he was the head of the rhinos.
He was the rhino in charge.
I tell you, you got a way better chance of being a better person if you just come from a poor family.
And then you just raise right.
And then you just, I mean, these little rich kids, political kids, man.
I tell you, they just some of the most rotten, just elitist snob people.
Just arrogant pieces of crap.
What have you ever done?
I mean, let's get you.
You were rich growing up.
Your parents paid for your college.
And then they got you a job because of your name.
And you never done nothing.
You got her.
You got Liz Cheney, Hunter Biden.
I mean, there just isn't hardly any good kids out there.
Well, the rotten to the core, especially the ones that you just described, and they're the dynasty families.
But you also have Americans that are pushing against that, just like you said.
And this is a perfect example of that.
I mean, look at the Bush dynasty.
There is no more Bush dynasty, okay?
They can sit up there and rub Michelle Obama's leg all day long, and they can bow down to Obama himself.
But you know what?
Doesn't matter.
We've rejected it.
This was a huge, this was a huge statement to the rhinos of the party and do not think they did not take notice.
But I loved this.
She, she comes out, all right, as if her opinion really matters, Meghan McCain.
She says, I see my initial predictions were right despite the initial excitement of Robson pulling ahead.
Congratulations to my home state for making the transition to full-blown MAGA conspiracy theory fraudster.
The voters have spoken.
Be careful what you wish for.
Who's the fraudster?
Your mom campaigned for Biden and you pretend to be a conservative.
Screw you, loser.
You're on The View.
That's how dumb you are.
You're like the dumb one on The View.
My God.
I mean, when they acted like she was the Republican voice for us, I went, oh no, really?
You couldn't do any better than that?
They just try to get a Republican that hates Trump on there.
That's their whole thing.
If I can just get a never-Trump Republican.
That's all it is.
That's all it is.
But they now realize.
You're next, Liz Cheney.
Oh, boy.
But we could not have this show without, of course, one of the My Father moments.
So, check it out.
My father.
My father, my father, my father Sorry Right.
my father's my father, my father, my father, My Father, my father, My Father, my father, - My
- My father, my father, my father, my father, my father...
My God.
My God.
And you wonder why she got where she is, right?
My God.
Mm.
Oh God.
Can you imagine waking up to that every morning?
Painful.
Painful.
You'd be trying to get your...
Oh my God.
You'd be sitting there and you're already tired from the night of listening to her crap.
And then, you know, you just can't wait for the thing to go off, the alarm clock, so you can just get to work and get away from her.
And then it's like, ding!
And you look over and she goes, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father.
And you're like, hey, be out of here!
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god.
Oh yes.
Whoever put that thing together did a brilliant job because honestly...
God, it must have took forever.
It should have.
No, probably not.
Just a different outfit.
I know, but you'd still have to listen to 55 clips and find where she says it because she's going to say it every time.
She does.
I mean, the material is there.
I'm sure it could have gone on indefinitely.
She's still doing it.
She will never stop.
That is who she is.
Is her father's daughter.
And then look, I mean, Hunter's 50 years old and still living off his father.
Of course.
What else are they going to do?
These are deadbeats.
That's it.
And that's why they're losing.
Liz Cheney, living off her name.
Yep.
Trump killed the Bush dynasty, the Cheney dynasty, the McCain dynasty, and that's why they hate him so much.
Cheney's, I mean, he talked bad about her dad.
He, you know, excoriated him for not, you know, the fake WMDs for being a warmonger, for fighting, you know, having 4,500 people killed over there in a war we didn't even need to be in.
And I mean, and then made fun of his dad, you know, shooting somebody in the face when he went, honey.
I mean, really?
I mean, and that's all it's about.
This is all this is about.
It's a little girl with daddy issues who can't handle a little criticism because when they grow up in these dynasties and everybody's telling them how great they are, and here comes Trump, somebody just like me or you or somebody that's just a normal, you know, or talks like a normal person.
He's not a normal person, but, and you know, he tells them like it is.
I don't think your father's a hero.
Let's look at what happened.
You know, they called him songbird.
All of them wrote books about that.
He, he, he ride them out while he was in service.
It's true.
Read the books.
Exactly.
I mean, they, they, they had a name for him songbird.
Uh, and then it, you know, if, you know, if you believe he's a hero or you believe he's not, um, that's okay.
But then, you know, what did he do after that?
He come over here and got thousands and pushed for thousands of our kids to go to pointless wars and die.
That's what he did.
I mean, I can't stand the guy.
I always hate him.
I've been following politics for a long time, and I was stunned.
I knew when he won the nominee against Obama, it was over.
Oh, well, absolutely, but he's no different than all the other self-interest rhinos out there, which is exactly what last night was all about, getting rid of the establishment.
They did it, too.
Oh, boy.
Wendy Rogers won by 18 points.
Oh, my goodness.
Just so proud of each and every one of them.
If you come on our show, you win.
That's right!
Notice that?
I'm noticing a pattern here.
You come on our show, you win.
It's that simple.
You don't even have to campaign.
It is that simple.
I want you to think about this.
They outspent her by 5,000%.
This is our Republican Party.
Instead of just getting behind what the people are behind, they're going to try every shenanigan in the world not to get Carrie Lake in there.
They pour $18 million into a primary.
Okay?
Now, how much are they going to give Carrie Lake?
They're going to give her nothing.
They outspent her 500%.
But they spent $18 million against her.
When you go to the RNC and you give to the RNC, that's why we tell you, never, ever give to the RNC. Just give to certain candidates that you like, but never directly just write the GOP or the RNC a check.
Because this is what they do with it.
Now, they don't have $18 million that they could have had to fight the Democrat for the next three months.
It's $18 million down the toilet.
That's right.
That's right.
They wanted to do everything that they could to ensure that they had an establishment candidate, and then they would take the American dollars, right, from the party and throw it against the Democrat.
But there was a lot more to this than that.
I mean, you even had them, and you still do, Have the Republicans, the rhinos in the party, crossing over with the Democrats trying to get some of their votes in some of our primaries to ensure that we don't have the MAGA firm.
That their voters don't get the purple light won't.
American first candidates.
They are doing everything they can to prevent us from getting who we want in that seat.
They want who we want.
I mean, they want who they want, not who we want.
Not at all.
You saw it with President Trump.
I mean, this is really something.
This is when I was nervous last night.
Carrie Lake was down 10 points, but everyone knew she was going to win the race.
I think they dumped the mail-in votes first, though, so all the cheating votes came first.
Exactly, exactly.
Isn't it funny that none of our candidates we like, in any state-run race, any midterm, any presidential race, you name it, in any state, 50s, this district, that district, we lose the mail-in ballots every time we go against a Democrat and every time we go against a rhino.
Now, that's impossible, by the way.
Impossible.
It can't happen.
You can't lose the mail-in vote.
In 457 elections, if you're going against a Democrat or if you're going in a primary against a rhino, that's impossible, people, but we do it every time.
Why is that?
Because they're just using this melon shit to cheat.
Well, that's what they did here in California, and that is how it's done.
You should have one day to vote between this hour and this hour, and the counting needs to be done within that day, that time frame.
I mean, it ends.
It does not continue to count.
They do not continue to count for weeks.
They stopped counting last night and the county under dispute for the whole time.
That's right.
I mean, they stopped counting.
They still hadn't started counting again.
They did it again.
I'm worried about that.
Oh, Carrie Lake didn't win.
We found 18 million votes in a suitcase behind Walmart.
In Phoenix.
That's how they do it here in California.
You know about Orange County.
You know that they continued to count and count and count for weeks until they got the outcome they wanted.
They're on the hot seat.
After 2020, though, is what people don't realize.
Nothing's going to ever change.
I'm not voting again.
Believe me, it's changing.
All you have to do, we need to get her in there, and then it'll all change.
You'll have a clean state for the rest of the time, just like DeSantis cleaned our state out.
Good luck beating DeSantis now when you can't cheat.
And we're ballot harboring as a felony, and we're cheating as a felony with like 10 years in prison, and then cleaning out and firing all the dirty people counting in Broward County.
Good luck.
Oh, it's so true.
And voter ID and no mail-in ballot.
Just good luck.
Well, you know, Arizona, especially being so close to California, this is going to really—I see a huge exodus coming from California to Arizona.
There's no one ever counting in the state.
Think about that.
I know.
She's only a half a point down.
And what's the, I can't think of the name of it, the M, the main county there in Arizona, drawing blank.
Oh, Maricopa.
Yeah, Maricopa.
Yeah.
But she, you know, she was supposed to lose that by 10 points, but she could win all, she could definitely, by the end of the night, she could win every single county in Arizona.
And to do that against all that cheating ballot crap, I mean, that means you just won a massive landslide.
And with all of that money, too, because believe me.
Yeah, she didn't have no money.
She took donations, five here, ten there, from people like us.
She didn't take any money from, you know, whoever, and then they just find somebody rich.
To run against them every time.
I guess Mike Pence, Preacher Pence, I guess Preacher Pence didn't have any help.
Yeah.
He definitely didn't help.
But, I mean, this is the state of the Rhino Party right now, and believe me, they are taking notes, and they are going to do everything that they can to ensure that we don't get these seats.
Even if it's a Republican seat, they're going to work against us, so we've got to double it.
We've got to go out even stronger this next time around.
You're done.
Yeah.
There is no more Mitch McConnell, John McCain, Neocon.
You know, pretend conservative movement that really is being run by the Chamber of Commerce and the Business Roundtable in Washington, D.C. Your days are over.
We're not ever voting for you again.
You can't win without America First.
You can't win without MAGA. You're done.
You just see what happened last night.
Look at that piece of crap young guy.
Enjoy your two years, buddy, that got in there and what did he do?
Voted to impeach Trump.
Yeah, see you later.
After he'd been in less than a year.
And guess what, buddy?
You're out.
You got your ass beat.
Goodbye, traitor loser scumbag.
Now, go bag my groceries.
You piece of shit.
All of those that voted for impeachment, we're down to three.
They have all been removed.
We've got three to go.
And Liz Cheney's going to be next.
I mean, she's done.
She's going to lose by 30 points easy.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I want to play this one little clip of Carrie Lake, and this is when she came out to speak to her supporters.
Check it out.
You know, I wanted to come out here tonight, I wanted to say, wow, we already have the final results, but we know how our election systems work and they don't work well.
And that's one of the reasons I'm standing here, and I think it's one of the reasons you're standing there, am I right?
Because we're not going to take our election systems being this messed up.
Can you believe it?
I've got the numbers here.
We have barely any votes counted.
We won today 7 out of 10 election day votes.
Do you know that?
That is massive.
And those votes are not counted yet.
There is no path to victory for my opponent and we won this race.
But there's a ton of problems with the system.
You know what's going on in Pinal County?
They knew we were going to have record turnout because we aren't going to take it anymore.
And one hour into voting, they ran out of ballots.
Yeah, can you believe that bullshit?
What the hell is going on?
This is why we're in this race.
This is why we have this movement right here.
This is why everywhere we go we do a crown.
This is why we have the biggest movement in Arizona politics.
And we are going to win this when the votes are counted.
You got that right.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, and if you don't think it's, you know, they purposely didn't print the ballots.
I mean, these are ballot printing experts we're talking about.
That's what they do.
Yes, exactly.
And all of a sudden, I forgot how to print ballots.
I mean, the same guy that printed a million for Biden, you know, two years ago.
I forgot how to print ballots.
We don't know how to do enough.
I mean, it's just, and I was putting stuff up on my page of people saying, hey, yeah, I voted.
It switched to the other person.
I voted, you know, with a pen.
I brought my own pen.
They tried to make me use a marker like, you know, you're not supposed to do again.
I mean, it's just one thing after another.
We are tired of you cheaters, and it's over for you.
We're tired of your cheaters.
We don't want to cheat and win by one vote.
I don't.
But we're tired of you cheaters.
We've had it with you.
And we're watching you, and we're done with you.
Well, and that's the thing.
That was the message.
And it doesn't matter.
We're not going to back down at all.
We're coming after you.
We're coming after those seats.
Those seats belong to people that care about this country, not about their pockets.
We're finished with it.
It's over.
What happened to us in 2020 will never happen again.
We're watching your ass.
We're going to be out there.
We are going to be out there.
But there were so many wins.
I mean, they just kept coming.
It was just across the board.
It really was.
And I just think it is just...
I think he swept.
I think Trump's endorsements, and there was a ton of them last night.
I don't think he lost one, did he?
93% from what I understand of the time, his endorsements are so powerful that that is the biggest ticket in town.
I mean, there's no question.
I mean, here he is talking about it on Truth.
Endorsements don't get any more powerful or conclusive than the endorsements of last night.
I wonder if anyone will write or report that.
Just asking.
Yes, President Trump, we did it over here, over here in the litter box.
Yeah.
I heard I didn't watch it, but I've just seen somebody tweet it.
I don't mean it's true, you know, just because somebody tweeted it.
But I saw somebody said, I was watching Fox and Friends this morning, and it's an hour into it.
They hadn't mentioned anything on all the big sweeping America First election stuff.
And the day before, all they did was push every Rhino Pence-endorsed piece of crap snake in the ground.
Right, because they feel like they lost, not that the American people won.
That's the key right there.
That tells you absolutely everything you need to know.
They are not celebrating that people showed up to vote for the candidate of their choice and that they won.
They are too upset about their establishment.
Understand how many breakdowns there are going to be.
See, they wanted...
Well, Meghan McCain was melting down.
It's so funny.
Oh, she was melting down.
But it's not only that.
Because, see, they had this whole entire thing that they wanted to do with Pence.
They wanted to make him the candidate that can take on President Trump.
You see how powerful Pence's endorsement is against President Trump?
He's a contender.
That's what they wanted to do, though.
I could run wiggles against Pence and men.
My puppy.
He would wiggle a bit.
Wiggles.
Yes.
I could just like, you know, Wiggles 2024, Mike Pence.
Wiggles now has 195 delegates and Pence has three, just like Jeb.
Exactly.
And the Fox News, I don't know if you remember this far back, it's not that far back, but of course they just thought Trump was a joke.
You know, at first when he announced, he thought it was just going to be another gimmick or something like that.
They'd say...
But they were all in for Jeb.
Dana Perino, who's never said anything you remember her whole career.
Name one thing Dana Perino from Fox News has said, and you think, oh my God, that's brilliant.
I've never thought about that.
Nothing.
Think about somebody who makes probably, what, $8 million a year on Fox that never says anything that you remember or anything worth a damn or anything you care about or has changed your mind about anything.
But her and all them, man, they were all pushing Jeb.
And Jeb, think about this, in a Republican, there's 16 candidates, he had $200 million in his war chest, in a primary!
That's like what, you know, presidential races didn't used to have that much.
And you know what he got for $200 million?
He got three delegates.
Isn't that amazing?
Three delegates at how many?
How many delegates here?
Thousands, though.
Talk about low energy.
How much is that?
Like $67,000?
A million dollars a delegate?
That's an expensive-ass delegate.
It certainly is.
And that is what's going to happen.
A lot of people, a lot of these donors are going to start looking around.
Because remember, there were deals made.
There were promises on the table.
They're looking at this going, this was a slaughter.
Because it was.
But Trump, you know, they never met anybody like him.
So they're all ready for the normal, you know, Chris Wallace, giving them the questions beforehand.
Oh, Mumsy.
And then, you know, they're doing a debate and they're doing those normal talking points and feeding red meat because it's a primary to the crowd.
And here comes Trump, man, to pee in their Wheaties.
And boy, did he.
He's like, Jeb's on the end because I'm in the middle because I have to boast approval.
Jeb barely made the stage.
He's low energy.
I'm surprised he could even walk up here on the stage.
And then little Marco Rubio, I mean, he sweats so much.
I mean, he's just like sweating.
He can't get enough water.
I mean, he Pee-wee Hermaned them.
And they ain't never been Pee-wee.
They ain't never been on a classroom in the regular world.
They ain't never been Pee-wee Hermaned.
He peewee herming their ass.
And they didn't know what to do, man.
And it was just people were laughing.
And everything they had planned for months to say and coach and everything, it went out the window because it made them mad.
And they didn't know how to work on it, you know?
You know, he started attacking the Bush.
He said, yeah, man, where's them WMDs your brother had?
I mean, just everything.
He went after them.
He went after them.
Oh, my gosh.
That was the whole thing, though.
I mean, you have to understand, there's a lot of similarities between President Trump and, honestly, you, Kat Turd.
Because guess what?
You give it to us straight, all right?
You say what we're all thinking.
And that's what people want.
That's what people...
Don't insult our intelligence.
People are tired of these.
Claiming to be something that you're not.
People are tired of slimy politicians.
Yes, they are.
They've had it.
Yes, they are.
They've had it.
I mean, these are people that never have a real job.
They never work in the private sector.
I mean, they've never sweated.
They never, you know...
I'm just a normal person.
I'm coming from probably a poor middle class to lower middle class family.
I joined the army.
I didn't have money for anything.
I was broke most of my younger years.
I mean, there was weeks when I ate peanut butter and that was it, or popcorn, so I couldn't afford food and I wouldn't borrow any money no matter what.
And if I did, I wouldn't know anybody to borrow money from.
I worked a lot of jobs and did a lot of things.
I spent 21 years on the road with a company working $300 a year.
Hardcore construction.
I've been out there.
I know what it's like to work 100 hours a week.
You can't move your shoulders at the end of the day because you're so sore from working.
You're just sick all the time.
You still can't hardly pay your bills.
I get it.
These people don't get it.
You think Meghan McCain gets it?
I mean, she's born with a silver spoon in her mouth.
She don't get any of this stuff.
No, she buys it.
And that's exactly what they thought they were going to be able to do this time around, was just buy it.
They're not good at anything other than stealing elections.
They let all of these years go by, but then when the going gets tough, meaning they're at risk of losing a seat, they all pull together and they start throwing money at it.
They start buying off the networks and everything else.
The Republican Party gives $6 million to Liz Cheney.
For what?
Think about that.
Think about giving the Republican Party and your money goes to a traitor like Liz Cheney who tries to pretend like she's the constitutional George Washington of our day.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, I pick country over party.
No, you don't.
Mm-mm.
You're doing the opposite of that.
You're running a kangaroo court with a one-sided kangaroo court.
It has never been done before in the history of our country.
You're falsifying documents.
You're bringing in that lady who lied about the ninja fight.
You're bringing in liars.
You're bringing in one side.
You're subpoenaing people that have nothing to do with it.
You're trying to put them in jail.
You are actually as bad as anybody in China, North Korea, or anything.
That's how you're running the show.
And so you're not a patriot.
You're a scumbag.
You deserve to lose.
You're going to lose.
And you know...
You know, next time I see you, I hope it's at Burger King, and you're asking me if you want fries with that.
Well, I pulled a funny just to celebrate today, and it has to do with Liz Cheney.
Of course, I had you in mind.
But this was when she was interviewing General Flynn, who we've also had on the show here.
Check it out.
I believe the violence on January 6th was justified.
I plead the fifth.
Do you believe the violence on January 6th was justified morally?
Um, no, but I can tell you that I plead the fifth.
You believe the violence on January 6th was justified legally?
I plead the fifth!
Five!
One, two, three, four, fifth!
General Glenn, do you believe in the peaceful transition of power in the United States of America?
I have a secret document that I think you need to see.
That would be all so good afternoon.
I mean, this is what it's been like, right?
So thank you, Phantom Shadow, for that.
Yes, we needed a little bit of laughter today.
And then she's all the liberals.
Oh, she's the one who's really protecting the democracy, which we don't live in.
They can't stand her either.
What has that got to do?
General Flynn, do you believe this?
This would never hold up a court of the law.
What does that have to do with anything that has anything to do with the people that were in there?
Was he there?
No.
What has it got to do?
Do you believe the sky is blue, General Flynn?
Do you believe Catherine?
Do you believe rainbows and butterflies?
It's irrelevant.
Exactly.
She's a bully.
She's trying to punish her political opponents all because he's got daddy issues because Trump annihilated the Bushes and ruined their careers forever.
He got rid of the Clintons forever.
He got rid of the Cheneys forever and the McCains forever.
And boy, do they hate him for it.
I mean, they despise him.
He ran their name for the mud.
They all deserve for their name to be run for the mud.
And he did it.
So here comes the children.
You ain't gonna talk to my daddy like that.
My father, my father, my father.
That's all it's about, I'm telling you.
But you know what's so wonderful?
You ain't talking about my daddy.
Yes, my daddy.
That's all it is.
Yeah.
Well, you know what?
What's so wonderful is that people are rejecting them and they know it.
I mean, they can go ahead and join the ranks of CNN and Fox News.
Let's go.
Go ahead.
I mean, you know, they'll talk nice about you, right?
While the rest of the country is sitting there going, what a joke.
We don't care about any of this stuff.
Your show trials, what you act like you're going to do for the American people when you're stripping away our freedoms and our rights, you're raising our taxes, you're doing everything that you can to hurt us, hurt our businesses, hurt our families.
Nobody's watching it anymore.
They're not.
They're not interested in that.
Even the first day was the worst the shows were doing all week.
But since then, it's just like, you know, Dr.
Pimple Popper, you know, reruns are doing that.
Exactly.
But I mean, this is the whole thing.
And you know what's so funny?
They're shocked.
They're actually shocked.
They cannot believe that with all of this effort and money that they put out, that we weren't just going to follow their lead.
That we weren't going to just trust them like we always have.
Vote red.
Vote for the one who can win.
Right?
In the general.
No, no, no.
We know we can win.
We know exactly what it's going to take to win.
And we need American First candidates in order to do that.
Those that are going to make promises to the people that they will actually keep.
Not all this other nonsense.
This other nonsense, we've already been through it.
It's just, it's ridiculous.
I mean, you saw exactly what happened when you had CNN show up Yeah, the first one was like, what do you think about Liz Cheney?
And the lady said, can I cuss?
You knew it was going to be all downhill.
It was.
It was brilliant because it was true.
People know it's a kangaroo court.
Them are common people and people are riding bulls.
Them are farmers.
They're the salt of the earth people with common sense and that work hard for a living and they just want to be left alone.
And they don't care about, you know, getting rich and stuff.
They don't have this desire for power, so they don't have this desire to lie all the time to get it.
And these are good people.
And they were just plainly speaking, yes, a kangaroo court.
If it's such a fair committee, why is there no cross-examination?
I mean, they're literally running a prosecution and the judge is their best friend.
And that's it.
There's no defense.
There's not a defense on this.
The empty seats.
That's right.
And that is what we're...
That's the thing.
The people know better.
And they can spin all day long.
They can tear up the airwaves and make sure that they get their message out there and they can continue to try to silence conservatives.
But hey, guess what?
We found another way to voice our opinions and their other platforms now.
And we are going to clean up.
We are going to clean house, whether they like it or not.
This was another lovely, this is out from the DailyMail.com, Republican Arizona House Speaker, Rusty Bowers, also loses state Senate bid after refusing Trump's pleas to overturn the election.
This is according to the Daily Mail, of course, leftist, Mac.
Yeah.
Pleased to overturn the election and promising to never back ex-president again.
Okay, so anyway, he lost big time.
He lost to former state senator David Farnsworth in his Tuesday race.
And Farnsworth criticized Bowers for refusing to help Trump or 2020 vote audit.
Obviously, even with yesterday, you saw how many problems there were, even though we won.
These problems have to be fixed.
And guess what?
What they know for a fact is with Carrie Lake, those problems are going to be fixed.
Just like DeSantis.
She had to get 7 out of 10 in-person votes to squeak by.
I know.
That's how much they cheat.
Let me tell you something.
You don't win 70% of the in-person vote and then lose by 60% the mail-in vote.
It's impossible.
That ain't the way things run.
70% of the people in the state are voting for you.
Then, you know, that's how kind of the mail-in ballots are going to be, if they're fair.
Because it's just, you know, it's the pattern.
That's right.
So, I mean, it's just this mail-in voting is nothing but cheating.
And that's right.
We said it.
We don't do YouTube no more, do we?
Thank goodness.
They cheat all the time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're going to say what we think, you know.
And if we just end up on a rumble and everybody gets rid of us, I don't care.
I'm not going to sit here and blow smoke up your ass.
You know, the vaccine.
What does the Democrats do?
Okay, the vaccine.
Oh, it's the vaccine.
Mandatory.
We're going to fire you.
It's the greatest thing.
You will not get COVID. You will not do it.
Flop.
You know, we told you it was dangerous.
We told you they're not even telling you what's in it.
We told you, you know, take it at your own risk because they won't even tell you what's in it.
You better just take it, put out your arm and take it.
Well, why am I taking it?
Because it's an emergency.
It's a virus with a 99.99999% survival rate if you don't take anything.
So you better take it.
You might be one of them one in a million people.
And then they start fudging the damn numbers.
Start fudging.
If you die of cancer, there's COVID. And then, you know what I mean?
And it just kept going.
Then lying about masks.
And then Fossey got caught lying about everything.
Then they changed the definition of the dictionary.
We'll just change what a vaccine is.
We know what a vaccine is.
I'm old.
I had these vaccines.
I had a polio vaccine.
Never got polio.
Got one.
Had this vaccine.
Never got it.
Had one.
That's a vaccine.
Okay, this is not a vaccine.
It doesn't do shit.
What does it even do?
Exactly.
Their claim to fame is if you get it, you're less likely to get hospitalized or die, which that's about as...
You can't prove it.
How can you prove that case by case?
You can't.
In fact, I mean, here we go again.
It's just more of the same, just so you know.
I mean, this is kind of interesting.
But Biden, this just came out.
This is out from the Gateway Pundit.
Biden tests positive for COVID again.
And he will continue to isolate.
I guess once it's in your system, it doesn't come out.
I mean, once you take the jab, it's like they're permanently somewhere.
It'll be like June 2024.
He did it again today.
I can't believe it.
784 days in a row.
It is the most unreal situation.
I mean, here we go again.
He's going to continue to isolate, just like he ran his campaign in the basement.
He's going to continue to test positive for COVID. And nobody cares.
Yeah.
It's like, he's positive again.
Everybody's like, uh, and another thing.
They're not even, they don't care.
Nobody cares about this pedophile.
They don't care.
It's just craziness.
I mean, it's just really, really crazy.
I said on Twitter, you know, he's going to be unable to kiss, get close enough to kiss China's ass for a week.
That's about all that's going to happen.
Oh, gosh.
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You said bitch.
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Right?
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Of course.
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Here we go.
We've got new details, of course, on the Paul Pelosi situation over there.
Kat, this is one of your favorites.
Oh, yeah.
Did I call this on the show or not?
Yes, you did.
When they didn't give the mugshot, I said, let me tell you what happened.
He probably wrecked both the cars.
He probably had somebody with him.
He probably hurt the other guy.
He probably tried to bribe them.
Remember I was going, I bet he was so screwed up they couldn't even get him.
They could.
You know, Jesse Waters did a monologue yesterday, and yeah, Paul Pelosi.
Both cars were totaled.
The other guy has major injuries, which is an automatic felony, and that's why the DA said, well, we're not going to charge him a felony because the other person went injured.
Lie.
And then he miserably failed, was completely slobbering drunk, and then tried to bribe him.
He gave him a card saying he pays so much money to the cop.
He tried to bribe him.
He also had drugs in his system.
Hello?
DUI and drugs, okay?
And we all know he had some little girl with him.
I mean, we all, I've been saying that from the beginning, of course.
And then, but now they completely, the day before his trial and everything, they changed judge to a judge that used to work for the DA. And it's never tried a case before.
God, it's so rotten.
This is the thing.
It is corrupt.
It is corrupt to the core.
And there is no excuse.
I don't care how big Nancy Piclosi is in the state of California or in DeSleazy.
It does not matter.
This man broke the law.
If everything I said was true and it was you and you were in California and you just replace him with you, you would be felony and you'd be looking at two or three years in prison and you'd probably get it.
Of course I would.
Two total cars, drugs and alcohol, major injuries to the other guy, fell on the sobriety cast, trying to bribe a cop.
Oh, sure.
I mean, my God.
Life over.
Remember when they didn't come out with a mugshot for three weeks?
And I said, man...
I guarantee.
And look at that mugshot.
His hair is all clean.
He was drunk.
Think about just surviving a total car.
And you get out.
You're sloppy drunk.
You've probably puked all over yourself.
And then you take a mugshot with your hair all perfect.
You've got a starched perfect collars shirt on.
I'm saying this is bullshit.
Hours they waited for the mugshot.
Remember, it was hours.
And I don't even think this was the actual one.
Days.
This is just what they put.
This is just what they gave us.
Yeah, they gave us one, two, or three weeks later.
Yeah.
And they let him just take another one.
Oh my gosh.
Guaranteed.
It's ridiculous.
Oh yeah, everything we said.
This is the picture that Nancy keeps in her wallet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is the one Nancy keeps in her wallet of Paul.
Oh my gosh.
It's ridiculous.
But that's what we have here.
We talk about a two-tier justice system where you can't get any more truth than this.
It's a joke.
It's a complete joke.
If you're a Democrat, you can do anything.
Seriously, he's lucky he didn't kill that other person.
And that other person, whoever it is, if you're listening to the show, which I know you're not, but if you are, you don't want to wave about $20 million in your pocket to shut up.
You're an idiot.
Exactly.
My God, you just, you just, you really want a golden ticket, dude.
That's right.
I mean...
You want a golden ticket.
Yeah, you could...
To the promised land.
Yeah.
And don't even get a lawyer, man.
Just, you know, call the Pelosi's.
Oh, this is Paul.
Yeah.
10 million cash.
20 million cash.
I shut up.
I'm not injured.
I go away.
I say anything you want me to say.
I won't charge with anything.
It's over.
Well, they were hurt, too.
They were hurt.
There were injuries in this accident.
Both cars were totaled.
Man, I would have got out flobbing like a fish if I knew Paul Pelosi would be trying to be flopping on the pavement like a fish out of water.
I mean, this is a real problem.
And so he today showed up at his arraignment, and he, of course, has entered a plea of not guilty to both counts.
Yeah, after all that.
And they won't put out the body.
You know, we have a right to see.
Of course.
The police work for us.
They have body cams.
They had them.
We have a right to see the pictures.
That's why they wear them.
This is amazing to me.
But honestly, I mean, the day before the arraignment, they change out the judge and they think we weren't going to notice.
And then you start looking at the contributions and you start seeing who these people belong to.
When I mean belong to them, I mean who have accepted or had something to do with their campaigns or...
Or how they donated.
Or their history.
And who they know.
Uh-uh.
No.
This is about as crooked as it gets.
But, again, it shouldn't surprise you.
This is the Wild West out here in California.
This is what it is.
We have regressed.
We haven't progressed.
There are more homeless people living on the street in my state than you can even shake a stick at.
It's appalling.
They've turned it into a third world country.
They want to do this in the rest of the United States, right?
They want to continue to be the superior.
They want to live in these glass homes and everything else and have everybody else be without jobs, dependent on the government, waiting in lines, eating bugs, and be fully accounted for.
They want to know how you vote, how you live, who you know, all of that.
I'm sorry.
When Democrats start talking about progressiveness and we, you know, we want progress, you might as well go to a rock and roll memorability auction, buy yourself some Gene Simmons Kiss boots, because you about to need them to walk over all the heroin needles and even shit on the sidewalk.
Oh, you got that right.
That's exactly what's gonna happen.
That's how much they progress.
They always progress through the toilet bowl.
Well, I don't know if you know the latest and greatest.
But here we go.
This is out for the post-millennial.
California to fund heroin injection sites in Los Angeles, Oakland, and San Francisco.
Heron.
Heron.
Give me some of that Heron.
Oh, so this is where we are.
So on Monday, this bill passed in the California legislature that would enable Los Angeles, Oakland, and San Francisco to open heroin injection sites for drug users.
And it's headed to, of course, Newsom Grusom's desk for a signature, which of course he will sign.
Yeah, we want to make sure you can, you know, we're going to give you somewhere to shoot your heroin.
But we're not going to give you a place to stay, especially if you fought for this country.
Think about this.
This is a governor who, with kids who have more chance of being struck by a lot in three times in one day than dying of COVID, he goes out there while they're locked down and he fills in, gets dirt and big front end loaders and put dirt where they can't skateboard in their skateboard park.
Okay?
But he has plenty, you know, he just signs a bill.
He does that to the skateboarders.
They're out there doing some good exercise, good, clean fun.
And what does he do?
I'm going to sign a bill, so just a mile from there, you can just get some Hurron.
I like calling it Hurron for some reason.
Well, Hurron, let me tell you about that.
He also, he put chains on the basketball courts and nets so that kids couldn't play basketball.
This is how cruel these people are.
Not only just the sand thing with the skate parks, but they put chains on the basketball hoops so that people couldn't get out and get exercise.
It's unbelievable.
I know.
It's really sad.
The lockdowns and what they did over this flu, COVID, and what they did to this whole world economy and what they did to children and lockdowns and what caused the mental insanity of it all.
It's the biggest fraud ever perpetrated in the whole world.
It is.
It's the biggest fraud I've ever...
The whole thing was just a joke.
A bad joke.
It is.
It really is.
And don't say it.
We're going to ban you from Facebook.
We're going to ban you.
Screw you, man.
Anybody with any kind of common sense know it was a ridiculous stupidity now.
We tried to warn you back then.
I was like, don't give them one day.
I don't care President Trump saying it.
I had a thousand people.
I lost a thousand followers because you got to support Trump on lockdowns.
I don't care if God himself comes down.
I'm not giving away my freedoms.
For a virus with a 99.9% approval rate, I'm not going to hand you my freedom on a silver platter, and then hopefully in two weeks you'll give them back.
I'm not doing it for anybody, ever.
Oh, well, I mean, you know, you talk about your Twitter career and your social media career.
They wiped me out completely.
I mean, completely.
And I wasn't even doing anything.
I know.
I was advertising a show.
That was it.
But once they nailed me, as soon as they put me on a list, as soon as I got on that first one, it followed me everywhere.
I mean, who gets kicked off a Discord?
Who gets kicked off a Periscope?
Who gets kicked off a Twitter?
Who gets kicked off, I mean, gets strikes on YouTube without anything other than just commentary, just talking, having people on?
There might as well have been a pitcher in the National League batting, you know, in the night spot, you know, it's just three strikes and you're out just about every time.
It's just silly.
That was us on YouTube.
Exactly.
I was like, the vaccine sucks, strike one.
Democrats cheated, strike two.
And we're currently on suspension on Facebook.
Both channels suspended.
No, who cares?
I don't care.
I'm not worried about it anymore.
I used to.
And actually, you know, in a lot of ways, they kind of won because it's taken me a while to start really participating again.
Because every single time I would turn around, I would get a red mark, which meant bad.
And it meant I had to try to say, hey, sorry, or what did I do?
Can you point out what I did wrong?
I have no idea other than advertising a show or something.
I can't imagine really breaking the rules other than that.
Or talk about my support for a candidate, like President Trump or somebody like that.
And they would never even come back to me with anything.
It was just over.
I mean, if you go over to my Twitter account, it's the funniest thing ever.
It's just this account is completely suspended.
We have Rumble, Truth, Gadgetter.
There's so many places to go now, and you can shoot a video when you want.
You can be on it.
You don't need YouTube.
You don't need Facebook.
You think I care if we're banned?
I'm glad we're banned.
I mean, my God, who cares about Facebook?
I've never been on it, you know, personally and never will.
I don't care.
I hate Mark Zuckerberg.
He's a little nerd.
He's a little evil nerd.
He belongs in prison the rest of his life.
Yeah, hey, Facebook, who cheated in the election?
Me?
No, I didn't cheat in the election.
I went down to him.
Who cheated in the election?
You, Mark Zuckerberg.
He belongs in jail.
And you're a treasonous little bastard, and you should be in prison the rest of your life at Gitmo.
So, you know, you think I care if he bans me?
Of course they're going to ban me.
They don't want the truth to get out.
They got some little dumbass that don't know their head from the hole in the ground.
That's a checkmark.
That's not truthful.
I'm a fact checker.
I'm a fact checker.
How did you become a fact checker?
Well, I have 25 years at Berkeley, and I graduated finally with a four-year degree.
It cost my mom $7.2 million, and now I'm a fact checker.
That's all they do is fact check.
And the thing about it is, is that if you're a liberal, they're not going to fact check you.
They only concentrate on conservatives.
And the news at the moment that they control.
Of course, most of the things that people got suspended for have been proven true to date.
But do you think they're going to go back and reverse it?
Yeah, and they won't bring you back.
Mm-mm.
No.
They won't bring you back.
No, definitely not.
Yeah.
It's my fault the vaccine, you know, since I just call it like it is, you know, I watch, see if the vaccine was any good, and it wasn't.
So I'm here to tell you it sucks.
If the vaccine was like, man, this thing's killing 20% of the people and you take it, it's over, man.
What a miracle.
Man, Pfizer is, man, it's a miracle.
We owe Pfizer a ton and we owe Pfizer a lot.
I would be saying that if it worked.
It doesn't.
It sucks.
It's 12% effective according to their own documents.
Young people are dying of heart attacks left and right.
Nobody knows what the long side effects are going to be.
Everybody, it seems like they've gotten four jabs, getting it and then getting it again.
Biden.
So, I mean, it's just common sense.
And then why can't I say that?
Why do I get banned from Facebook for saying the truth?
And it is the truth.
The vaccine sucks.
And that's just the way it is.
I wish it was good.
I wish it was great.
I wish all these people wasn't dying.
I wish it actually stopped people from getting COVID. But it doesn't.
And I'm right.
So why can I not say it?
I'm not going to shut up.
No, of course not.
Oh my gosh, no.
But see, that's what they want.
They thought that social media was going to be a tool that the government could use to control you, to spy on you, and to basically figure out who you really were, right?
What your beliefs are, who you hang out with, where you go, where you shop, who you like, who you don't, and all of this stuff.
They had absolutely no idea that we would start communicating and become friends and say, hey, let's weigh in on this situation.
How is it affecting your life?
Okay, well, the lockdowns aren't doing me any good.
I just had to shut my business.
I can't feed my family under this administration.
I can't put gas in my car.
I can't find a job.
Things in America aren't looking good.
And we've got this dictator over there that is money laundering money all across the world.
Right?
Lining his pockets, but doing absolutely nothing for me.
Cough, cough, Ukraine.
They didn't think that we were going to have these conversations.
Well, we are.
And that is why they are losing.
They mandated a vaccine that doesn't work and can really hurt you if you're young, especially a young male in their 20s, and they mandated it, and it didn't work, and it doesn't work.
I mean, how do you know what to say about that?
I mean, they fire from your job.
You can't eat.
You can't feed your family.
You can't go to school.
Oh, but don't you talk about that, cat turd.
No, no, no.
You may lose that account if you do.
Yeah.
Man, they're crazy.
Out of their absolute minds.
In fact, that's why I joined Twitter to begin with, because I live in this liberal commune place where I can't really just go out there, grab a cup of coffee, and say...
Yeah, in Hollywood.
And say, hey, you know what?
Trump's looking really good.
Hillary Clinton's a real crook.
And this is exactly how it went down.
I got on social media so that I could really express my opinions.
Hey, I'm not really feeling it with this Hillary chick.
You know, she's a criminal.
She's a crook.
And that's how my Twitter career began.
Because I couldn't talk to anybody about that kind of thing here.
And so I started voicing my opinion online and meeting people with like-minded views.
That's all it was.
Well, then from there, I got a little bit more vocal.
So what do they do?
Shut you down.
The first thing they did, too, with the vaccine, what'd they do?
They made it where you couldn't even sue them if you died from it.
Exactly.
So, you know, first thing we're going to do is we're going to protect the, you know, Pfizer and all these other damn countries that suck.
And we're going to protect them.
And then just give them the full power to put it out.
I mean, man, just, you know, jab.
Here's my arm.
Here's another one.
And you're still getting COVID. You're still passing COVID. Oh, yeah.
I mean, you can't, you know, everybody in Washington that's a Democrat, powerful, apparently, has four jabs and had COVID four times, one per jab.
Exactly.
Well, I mean, how dare you?
How dare you question an election?
Oh, my gosh, no.
Who we say wins, wins.
Even though we've got all of this proof on the contrary.
There's so much proof, it's ridiculous.
Look at what DeSantis had to do to your state to get a handle on all of that.
Look at him.
It took him a year to clean it out.
Sure did.
Sure did, but he did it.
That's why it's hard to do.
You've got to win the election in a crooked state that cheats.
And then once you're in, you can change it.
It's like Carrie Lake's trying to do.
That's right.
She's going to do great.
She is going to do great.
We've got to keep up the enthusiasm, though.
We've got to keep all that going.
Well, real quick on social media, since you brought it up, and we're almost, I cannot believe the show is over.
This is out from thedailymail.com.
Twitter subpoenas information about Elon Musk's inner circle of Silicon Valley investor friends as it prepares to force him to go through with the $44 billion takeover.
He needs to go all in against Twitter.
He needs to play it so hardball now.
Yes, he does.
If they're going to start doing that crap?
Yes, he does.
Okay.
We're going to see exactly what Twitter does to conservatives.
Exactly how they do this.
Exactly how they lie and say they don't.
Exactly how Jack Dorsey lied in front of Congress, which is a felony under oath.
We're going to find exactly why.
I mean, you want to play this game?
I got a lot of money.
Good damn lawyers.
We're going to play this game.
We're going to find out.
And then if they do force him to buy, he needs to fire everything.
They say, I'm just disbanding.
I'd love for him to buy it and say, I'm disbanding the company.
When I say disband, I mean there's going to be no Twitter for a year, and I'm going to rebuild another one using this platform.
It's going to come back up.
It's going to be called whatever.
And, you know, it's going to be totally different.
So, I mean, he could just screw with them.
Now I'm firing every one of you.
You're all gone.
Oh, definitely.
The board, all fired.
Well the thing about it is worst case scenario okay so he ends up with Twitter better for us because guess what he's gonna have to he's going to have to compete with truth and that's gonna be hard to do because the conversation is on truth and Twitter has been completely discounted and exposed for the liberal sham shell that it is that's all it is it's an empty shell and people know that now full of trolls and everything else So they can all go and move to Facebook, I guess.
Or they can create their own platform.
You don't have to use any of these things anymore.
There's so many platforms for you to get on.
I mean, you just go to Truth.
Go to Getter.
You don't have to use any of this stuff.
Sure.
You know, what is the one where you donate money instead of GoFundMe?
GoFundMe's commies.
Don't use them.
Yeah, give, go, or something like that.
Send, go, fun.
Well, you've made fun of it.
Send, give, go.
Send, give, go.
Yeah, never name your company something nobody can remember.
Give, send, go.
That was it.
Yeah.
Gotta have a ring to it, you know?
Yeah.
Make it two syllables.
We have to put it to a song or something like that because that's the way it goes.
Okay.
The alien with the bowl haircut, Mark Zuckerberg.
The alien, yes.
Yeah, with the bowl haircut.
Jeez.
You know, he has one of the most recognizable companies in the world, Facebook.
He changes it to Meta, does this big thing, and not one person on earth is calling it Meta because it sucks.
You know, Meta.
We've heard that before.
Metamucil.
That's where.
That's stuff that makes you shit like a goose.
That's exactly where the liberals belong.
I mean, they really do.
Just go over to Facebook.
That's a great little home for all of you.
So Trump has ripped a pig lousy over trip to Taiwan, always causing trouble.
You know, we really don't even know the result of her going regardless over there, what the impact is going to be, if any.
She's so ridiculous.
She's such a drunk.
I really don't.
I mean, I know it's a posturing thing.
She talks just as bad as Biden does.
She's demented just like him.
Exactly.
She's 82 damn years old, people.
Except that's why they didn't do anything because it was pathetic.
It was like, okay.
Ironic that her husband, all this new information about her husband just happened to be when the focus was totally on her.
Right.
Over here in the left hand, they released all this stuff about him being on drugs, about everything else.
Oh, and that's the whole thing.
You have to realize where this actually is going because now all of a sudden everybody's talking about, oh, how brave she was to go and do it anyway.
Yeah.
No.
There's a lot of things that she doesn't want you looking at, especially her insider trading, her husband, and this whole entire sham trial that he's going to go through.
They are!
Don't let them talk to anybody about Bernie Madoff or anybody who's ever...
No.
Been arrested for inside trader or Ponzi schemes.
That couple right there is one of the worst the United States has ever seen.
Either that, he's the best guesser that ever lived.
I'm the best guesser who ever lived.
Oh, please.
We all know that's not true.
Or we'd all be living large.
Well, I loved the video that you played on your page.
Chip, chip, chip.
I'm going to play it real quick.
Over the course of your career, has her husband ever made a stock purchase of sale based on...
Yeah.
Absolutely.
You tell a little lie.
You make your baby cry.
You cheat a little bit.
You quarrel over it.
One little wrong leads to another.
Chip, chip, a-chipping away.
Chipping at your mansion alone.
Yeah, boy, we have a lot more questions, and we're going to need to investigate Nancy as well.
There's a lot to find out about her.
Goodness.
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Puppy turds.
Puppy talk.
I got about five minutes today, and I'm beat.
They're wearing me out.
Are they?
Oh, yeah.
You know, they're like 13, 14 pounds now.
They're just growing.
It's just, you know, everything gets harder.
Now they're eating this, and they can get up on this, and they can do this, and they're chewing this, and they're shitting, you know.
It looks like, I mean, are you a pterodactyl?
Are you a Tyrannosaurus Rex, or are you a little puppy?
I can't tell.
You can't tell them apart.
So, it's just, I mean, you know, when they pee, instead of just being a little inch puddle, it looks like, you know, the biggest pancake you ever ate in your life.
Oh, my gosh.
So, anyway, yeah.
A lot of them is leaving Saturday.
I got...
Four, a nose leaving, and it could be six.
So everybody's like, I know you're going to keep four or five.
And I keep telling everybody, I'm not keeping four or five dogs.
I can't have nine dogs.
I can't do it.
So the ones I'm keeping, you know, it's just as they've grown, I've changed my mind a little bit, mainly because of just circumstances of The three hairy ones, you know, they're turning into monsters.
And, you know, and they're so long fur.
And I'm like, man, there's some people up north that kind of want, that really want these dogs bad.
And should I send them up there so they'll have a better life, you know, out of the heat?
Because they're going to burn up.
So, you know, God.
But then, you know, I'm so attached to a few of them.
But we'll see how it all shakes down.
I don't know Saturday which ones I'm keeping, which ones I'm not.
Who goes where?
Of course, I'm going to keep all the information private who takes them.
They don't have to do any kind of page or anything.
So what time do they get up?
I mean, what time do they all start to stir in your house?
Oh, well, they don't sleep through the night.
They eat three times a day now.
So they used to, you know, when I was born, I feed them three hours.
And then it was every six hours.
And last week, I started every eight hours.
And so, you know, after they eat, they play for about two or three hours, and they sleep for two or three hours, and they get up until they eat again.
So they're only asleep, you know, three hours, three times during the day and night, so nine hours.
So that's all you have of a life right there, because you've got to watch them constantly.
But, you know, it's time for them to go, and it's sad.
God, it just breaks my heart.
I know it's going to be so hard.
I go between, I'm going to keep every one of them, but I ain't keeping any of them, like, every hour.
I can imagine.
I can imagine.
I mean, you have a ton going on over there, but I was happy to see this.
This was really sweet.
You took Sweetie and Petey out.
Yeah, I'm trying to get...
She really...
It's never a lot of being in a car because I think when she got dumped out, she, you know, considers going to and getting in a car means you're going to the doctor or you're getting dumped out and left.
So she just gets in there and shakes.
Sure.
And I mean, if I take her to the vet, she just shakes the whole time and looks at me like, please don't.
Please don't dump me on the road like they did.
I've been trying to get her used to it, so I've been letting her ride around with me.
Then I let Petey ride with her so it would make her feel better.
She's been riding a lot with me for the last two weeks.
Because I've got to take her and leave her all day because she's getting fixed next Tuesday.
So I want to be able to drive her down there, and it's about a 50-mile round trip, and then come get her without her thinking she's going to die.
Of course, the next time I'll be in a truck, she's like, they're going to go cut me open again.
Oh, I know.
That's the thing about it.
I'm trying to get her used to driving the truck.
If something does happen, I'll always come back and get you.
And then Petey, you know, my nickname for him is Stoner.
He don't care about anything.
He's like, yeah, I own a truck.
I own a truck.
I own a truck.
I don't care.
I'm happy here.
I'm happy there.
He don't care.
Well, that's the thing.
I mean, they're different.
One thing that I do with Handsome, because I don't know what his experiences were either, really, I mean, before I had him, but I don't, whenever I take him to the doctor for a checkup, I don't leave him in there.
I wait in my car and I have them text me because all of those smells, you don't know what another dog has gone through or what their anxiety or any of that stuff is like.
So I don't just let him just hang out in the waiting room.
There's no reason for all of that.
So when it's his time, we go in and then we leave.
And that's that.
Hey, take a coon dog with all them smells.
Oh, that's what I mean.
He gets all the smells on him, and then when you bring him back...
Oh, the others.
Have you ever had cats, too?
Sometimes you'll have two cats that just have been friendly for years.
That's right.
You take one cat, and then you bring them back, and your other cat will attack them.
I've had that happen before.
When they smell all that on, they'll attack them like they're somebody else.
Look at that, though.
That's like five weeks ago.
I know.
Five and a half weeks ago.
Look at them.
This is the same bed.
This is the same little bed I built.
Look.
Look at the next one.
Oh my gosh.
This is so cute.
You see the next one?
Let me see here.
Let me go over.
Oh my gosh.
So that's the...
You can see one of them's not in the picture.
You can almost see his nose on the left, but there's two because they can't all fit in the bed anymore.
They've got a little pallet I built on the floor.
See them?
Oh, how...
And look at Wiggles.
Look at Wiggles in the middle up there.
Look how big that sucker is.
I mean, he...
They're all big.
Look at this.
I mean, from this...
Yeah, that's from two and a half pounds to...
He's almost 15 now in five and a half weeks, so...
From this to this...
Look at Batman down on the very bottom on that first picture.
Oh, let me get a seat.
He looks like a pig.
I'm not kidding.
Do the other one.
Look.
See him?
He looks just like a pig.
Doesn't he?
He certainly does.
The very bottom one, right on the left of the black one.
Oh my gosh.
He looks like a pig.
Right there.
Oh, he's so sweet.
Batman, you're a pig.
You're a pig.
Oh my gosh.
They are going to some wonderful homes, though.
We're going to definitely make sure of that.
And there are some really great people out there that have contacted us both.
And so Cat Turd, of course, has got a lot of thinking to do.
And we're going to let you go with that.
But not without a little bit of this, which was sent to me yesterday.
And I thought this was really funny.
I knew you would get a real...
A real kick out of it because I certainly did.
Let me get this one up here for you.
Thanks Jules.
They're great.
My little present to you.
I saw that.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
We'll get them on socks before you know it or one of them.
Whoever stays, we'll get them to try them out.
You put white socks on socks, it wouldn't look any different.
Exactly.
You'd have to go with the blue or something.
But when I saw this, I absolutely laughed so hard because, honestly, it's so funny.
You and I have totally different lifestyles.
And completely different animals.
Mine's a little tiny one.
And you had tiny ones.
Now they're growing up.
But you have large dogs.
Yeah, I've got Sweetie and Petey are 60 pounds.
Pedro is 75.
And Smiles is 95 pounds.
My goodness.
And the babies are going to be even bigger than that.
Wiggles is for sure.
He is a monster.
And the most kickback just...
I mean, he doesn't even bark.
And, you know, they all try to fight.
He won't even fight with them, you know.
And if they pick on him enough, he'll beat their ass because he's so much bigger than them.
But, yeah, he's just the most kick.
They're all good dogs.
I don't have a bad, you know, one.
Some of them are, you know, some of them are more aggressive, some of them bark more, some of them are sweeter, but there's not a bad one.
They're all great.
But I wanted to thank Renee McCurry for sending me this because I busted out howling, laughing, and I found out it was Magajem that made this.
It was, yeah.
You know, that's how busy I am.
He actually messaged that to me and I was going to send it to you and I forgot.
Oh, I think it is absolutely brilliant.
And I see Magajem over there on Twitch and he said, glad you like the meme, Jules.
Yes, I absolutely love it.
I could have blackmailed you with it, Cat Turd.
I mean, gosh, this is you with shoes on.
I mean, you do recognize this.
Crocs, no less.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, what do you call them things?
I forgot.
Crocs.
Yeah, Crocs.
I said clogs.
I was wearing clogs.
That's the cheap version of Crocs here in the country.
I do gotta go, though.
I know you do.
I got puppies.
I know you do, and they are very important to take care of, and they are running the show right now.
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