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WWIII Nancy part 2 - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 8/2/2022 - Ep. 138
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Thank you.
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Today is Tuesday, August 2nd, 2022.
Episode number 138.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat Turd.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it?
What's happening?
Oh, just a couple of things.
Taco Tuesday!
I wish it was that easy today.
I really wish it was that easy today.
But I love the title of today's show because, honestly, this is just an extension of the craziness going on in this administration.
We've got the name that Cat Turd named it was World War III Nancy Part II. Because, of course, she decided to go ahead and go to Taiwan.
And all of a sudden, it's all about Nancy.
It's so funny because Tucker's show, I mean, of course he doesn't copy our show, but he said everything I said on the show yesterday.
He was talking about, he literally named his segment on Nancy Pelosi.
I think he did World War Nancy or something like that.
Or World War Pelosi, just like we did.
Yeah.
And then he started talking about the United States wasn't ready for a war.
We had a woke military and he was showing all examples.
And I was saying, yeah, you ever seen China Army train over there?
They literally have a million people, black belts, training around the clock.
And then he showed, you know, one of their films and us worried about, you know, diversity training and how white people are evil and all that crap.
You know, we're not ready to fight a war right now until we get this bumbling idiots out and their woke policies that are destroying this military.
Well, what's so great is that great minds think alike, and the obvious is obvious here.
Okay, so while they've been focused on turning our military into woke, you've seen the numbers, even in enlistments, go down drastically as a result of this administration and due to the woke policies.
Talked about that, too.
Yeah.
It's like, same thing we were saying.
Who wants to join the military right now?
What?
So if you're white, so they'll call you evil when you get in?
And then, I mean, good Lord.
I don't think so.
Not now, not ever, if this administration continues to fumble the way it has.
Well, she's there.
And as a result, this is out from the Gateway Pundit, warning China poised to invade Taiwan's offshore islands.
Okay, so...
Told you.
Yeah, we knew it was going to happen.
It's causing it.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
They're like, you let her go there and we're going to get you.
And then our official position, if anybody don't know, is that we don't recognize Taiwan as a separate country.
The Biden administration doesn't do it.
Exactly.
That's the ridiculous thing.
And then all these people...
And Republicans, too.
I stand with Taiwan.
Here we go.
Another Ukraine.
I stand with Taiwan.
I don't care.
Excuse me, but I mean, we have the highest gas prices ever.
We got in the highest inflation in 40 years.
We're in a recession.
We have people who can't even afford anything.
We have nothing on the shelves.
We have an employment problem.
Nobody wants to go to work.
We have an open border with millions pouring in.
I don't give a flying damn about Taiwan at all right now.
None.
Oh, boy.
Who cares?
Well, I saw your tweet here, and I thought it was perfectly placed.
I stand with the USA. You were responding to Senator Marsha Blackburn, who said, retweet if you stand with Taiwan.
Hello?
No.
We're standing for this country.
I don't stand with Ukraine.
I don't stand with Taiwan.
I stand with the USA. Thank you, Catherine.
Man, where are they going to learn that?
We are in bad trouble in this country.
I mean, these Democrat and liberalism is destroying our country from within.
And I mean, our military is getting destroyed.
Everything is getting destroyed by these people.
And I don't care about Ukraine or Taiwan at all.
And you can do all the hashtags you want.
And I stand with Taiwan now.
And of course, the people that are standing with Taiwan now, they've already forgotten about Ukraine because that's liberalism.
In a nutshell, if you say, you do a hashtag, the problem's solved.
You're the next problem.
So, I had a Ukrainian flag in my bayou.
Bayou.
I was going to say.
My head's in New Orleans for some reason.
That's okay.
So anyway, you know, that's how you solve the problem.
You just simply put a hashtag, you put a Ukrainian flag, and you've solved it.
Ukraine's fixed right now, if everybody didn't know.
Okay, it's over.
I fixed it.
I solved world problems because I don't believe in God, but I do believe in me saving the planet.
It's the best thing I could do, or saving something while I'm alive.
So, okay, now I'm going to save Taiwan.
I saved Taiwan.
I love Taiwan.
Taiwan flag.
Now I'm saving them.
It's so ridiculous.
It absolutely is.
But regardless, this is the whole thing.
I mean, she has put us in a position over there and she doesn't even care.
Not even at all.
Don't care.
She has no business being there.
For what?
Well, you named for what?
Because of offshore bank accounts.
Singapore is notorious for all of that.
You've got all of this going on.
Believe me.
You can just count on China.
They're gone now.
Just count on it.
That did it.
That absolutely did it.
It absolutely did.
Because she did it for her own self-interest.
They never do anything besides for something that they're going to get something out of, right?
You never see them do anything solely for the American people, right?
For optics or any other reason.
They don't do anything.
It's for themselves.
They do...
Nancy Pelosi and her whole career has done nothing but make...
They're worth $250 million.
She makes $167,000 a year.
And he just sits around, gets drunk with his girlfriends, wrecks cars, and waits for her to say, oh, hubby, I'm about to vote on this.
Let's sell this stock.
Well, and you've got a lot of them that are over there openly talking about it, too.
I mean, you've got...
They did a breakdown.
Her stock sales are 4,000 times better than the average person.
Of course.
Her success rate in stocks are 4,000 times better than the average person.
Either she's the greatest stock broker in her husband in history, or they're inside trading.
Well, you know which one it is.
I mean, let's really talk about which one it is, and it's definitely not the former because they have been doing this for years and years and years, and they're going to continue to continue to do it.
I mean, they've just gotten completely out of control over the whole thing.
But you have other people in Congress that are talking about that, too.
I mean, Senator Michael Bennett, he was talking about the whole thing with Manchin, not buying or selling stocks over this decision he's waiting out on Sinema.
Check this out.
In my 14 years here, nothing has surprised me more to the upside in our politics than Joe Manchin coming back on the reconciliation package and getting a deal struck.
So I feel good about it.
I feel optimistic about it.
I'm not buying or selling any stocks based on it because we don't know where Senator Sinema is going to be.
I mean, hello.
Okay, so it's the open secret.
They're just talking about it.
Yes, that's right.
That was Senator Michael Bennett.
It's the Joe Manchin tax hike.
That's the way we need to put it on Twitter every day.
It's the Joe Manchin middle class tax hike.
It's exactly what it is.
It's going to hike taxes on every...
It's the opposite of what they say.
If they say it's not going to be over $400,000, it's going to be under $400,000.
It's going to hike everybody's taxes.
Of course it is.
What do you think?
Any of this global warming spending is just...
I mean, they're just sitting up there spending like drunken sailors still.
We're in a recession because of inflation, and they're just spending...
They're like, okay, we're going to lose the house.
Let's just keep spending another trillion, $400 billion here, $500 billion here.
And they go to Joe Manchin.
They say, hey, you know, your wife's best friend's firm, quote unquote, is about to get a $20 billion deal.
Hello.
And that's how it works.
That's how it works.
And they know it.
That's the whole problem here.
I mean, here you've got...
In our rapid response, it says, did Michael Bennett just admit that he makes investments based on legislation that's being negotiated in the Senate?
Of course he did.
And that's what he does.
Of course he does it that way.
They're rich, fat cats.
And you wonder how?
Because they are using this information and they're getting their chips in there.
First and foremost, they have no business being in there for as long as they are.
Absolutely not.
The whole thing's corrupt.
Republicans are in on it, too.
It's just a cesspool of sewer up there in Washington, D.C. It is.
A sewer.
It absolutely is.
And the only people that are going to be footing this bill is the American people, which is always the case, right?
Yeah.
They're raising taxes in the middle of a recession.
The dumbest thing you could possibly do.
It's dumb to ever raise taxes.
I mean, you know, let me ask you this, everybody out there, whatever you get, you know, tax, if it's 30%, 40%, whoa.
Ooh, I just heard something from your neck of the woods.
Yeah, lightning just about hit my car just saying, wow.
Oh my gosh.
I about jumped out of my fur.
I feel like I'm one of them dudes on the Weather Channel, man.
It's like grabbing onto the building.
I'm sideways.
Do you see what Cat Turb does every day?
He risks his life to be here.
Oh my gosh.
Just to talk shit for free.
Well, I guess it's cheaper than a, you know, than a bill from a shrink or something, right?
We can get it all out here, right?
So, oh my gosh.
Well, you be careful over there.
You're underneath some kind of tower so that you can get reception anyway.
That's why you're teasing his car.
A lot of people don't know that.
Yeah.
So I can get lightning strikes, too.
Yeah.
Wow.
Big storms coming through, but, you know, we'll keep doing the show.
Absolutely.
All right.
I'm game if you are.
Okay, so we've got all kinds of things with this whole mansion situation.
Everybody knows that it is a complete disaster, that it is definitely going to raise taxes on middle-class Americans, and that it is going to be absolutely devastating to us.
It's going to hurt manufacturing.
And other parts of our industry.
And it's all built by design.
Now, they're acting like cinema is going to be the big holdout.
They're hoping so.
But I don't count any of that until I know.
I mean, I really...
I don't know.
Is she up for election this year?
That's how you have to look at it, don't you?
Yeah, you have to look at stuff like that because they all pretend to...
I mean, look at the Bidens right now.
They're trying everything.
They're like...
Special announcement.
We killed a terrorist.
I mean, just Google the guy, man.
He died in 2020.
Exactly.
They're so full of shit.
It's ridiculous.
Exactly.
Just Google it.
Just Google his name and you'll find a thousand stories of how he died of asthma in 2020.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, I mean, you even have it up over here on 4chan, and they're sitting there laughing about the whole thing.
You know, the Al-Qaeda died one month ago, reports claim.
They've got all kinds of different times that he died.
He died.
He dies every three months.
Exactly.
It's every couple of months, like you said.
They're doing everything right now.
This Nancy Pelosi distraction, that distraction, anything to stop the diving poll numbers because it's getting squeeze time.
It's August, September, October, early November, election time.
It is so true.
I mean, they're doing everything.
Yeah, I mean, it's here.
It's three months away, and this is when it gets nitty and gritty.
A lot of the primaries, the Arizona primary, get out and vote on all the America First people today.
I think, well, it's Michigan.
Is Michigan doing it today?
Michigan, yes.
Michigan is one of them.
Arizona, of course.
I mean, all the big primaries are today.
And as soon as the primaries are over, you know, in these big states, then the real campaigning, Democrat versus Republican, starts.
Boy, this is...
What is it?
14, 15 more days for Liz Cheney?
Oh, yes.
She's August 16th.
Yes, she is.
Yeah, she actually put a...
I mean, it was a joke of Kevin Costner.
It said, I'm voting for Liz Cheney on it or whatever.
Wasn't that sad?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You see, the same one that I can show you, picture of picture that went down and was good friends with Castro, the communist, the one that campaigned for Obama, the leftist lunatic.
God, is that what you're trying to do to get votes?
You have a complete Hollywood, total leftist hack on there, and that's how you're going to try to get conservative votes?
I've got 20,000 likes, reply.
She said, real men vote for people.
I said, real men are going to vote you out by 40 points.
Yeah, look at that.
Brokeback Mountain.
I loved it.
Oh my gosh.
Grand old memes.
It looks to me like he just completely nailed it.
And here you've got Ray Epps.
These are the stars.
And Adam Kinzinger.
And I'm for Liz Cheney.
I'm for Liz Cheney.
Brokeback Mountain.
Adam Kinzinger, who's been 36 years now, negative growth.
The recession.
But he was smarter than she was.
At least he knew he wasn't going to win a re-election and decided not to do it.
Katzard, I'm worried about you over there.
I can hear you.
Man, it is lightning around me right now.
It's bad.
Oh my gosh.
You're a warrior.
Warrior cat.
I live 15, 20 miles off the beach north in Florida.
Believe me, it's every afternoon.
They kind of develop over the beach, then they travel about 15 miles north, and then they boom, and that's where I'm at.
Oh my gosh, and then by this afternoon later on, it'll just completely clear up and you'll have nothing but blue skies.
And it'll be 100 degrees in the shade.
That's it too.
That's how Florida works.
I love that area.
I think it's so neat.
So here you go.
Back to Miss Piglosi arriving in Taiwan.
I got this one from your page.
Pretty in pink.
Gross.
Imagine her.
That drunk, vodka-breath idiot.
Slurring idiot representing our country.
God!
What an embarrassment.
Oh, she is too.
She is too.
There she is.
She's been the...
The last time a Speaker of the House with Taiwan was 25 years ago with Newt Gingrich.
20-something years ago with Newt Gingrich, 27.
She's got interest there.
That's what it is.
No business.
So why?
Why the last 25, 27 years nobody goes there?
She suddenly has to go there.
Of course.
And then you got some of the Republicans.
She needs to go there.
We gotta show China.
I mean, why the showdown with China?
You better not show down with China.
This is going to be something else.
And then here you go.
You've got Kirby openly talking about their interests.
We've repeatedly said that we oppose any unilateral changes to the status quo from either side.
We have said that we do not support Taiwan independence.
And we have said that we expect cross-strait differences to be resolved by peaceful means.
We've communicated this directly.
Okay, so we're just inserting ourselves in everybody's business again.
Wow.
I mean...
What happened to the...
Diversity hire.
Well, she can't get up there on the podium by herself.
I mean, you're talking about the worst press secretary in history.
I mean, it is so bad.
She got a clue what she's doing.
I mean, she don't have a clue.
She can't answer questions.
She is so over her head.
And I mean, it's dumbfounding how completely moronic she is.
Oh, it's unbelievable.
She can't stand up there by herself at all.
That's out of the question, and they know it.
So they're sending in everybody as support.
Let's face it.
It's really tough today.
Send in the white guy, John Kirby.
That's the Democrat Party.
They say one thing, they do another.
Anyone.
Anyone, really.
I mean, but her.
That's the thing.
Well, they hate white men.
That's what's funny about it.
And they're like, oh my God, she's gay.
She's black.
She's a woman.
She's the greatest superhero in history just from them things.
And then they, okay, we got a tough day.
Send in a white guy.
That's exactly what they do.
Not me, them.
Oh my gosh.
Well, it's true.
These are the guidelines.
In order to be great, this is what you have to be.
You have to identify a certain way.
You have to have certain pronouns.
Well, here it is.
Corrine Jean-Pierre confirms Biden is experiencing lingering symptoms from COVID.
They're about to get him out.
Biden's personal physician said nothing about lingering symptoms in his letter this morning.
You actually have the letter here.
Here's the letter that Biden's personal physician released this morning.
It says nothing about it.
Why is Biden's co-press secretary making this announcement instead of his doctor?
So here's the actual letter here.
Again, nothing there.
The subject is Resident Biden SARS COVID-2 update.
All right.
The president continues to feel well as he starts his week, given his rebound positivity, which we reported Saturday.
we continued daily monitoring.
This morning, as could be anticipated, his SARS-CoV-2 antigen testing remained positive.
The president will continue his strict isolation measures, as previously described.
He will continue to conduct his business of the American people from the executive residents.
As I have stated previously, the president continues to be very specifically conscious to protect any of his executive residents, White House, Secret Service, and other staff whose duties require any socially distanced proximity to him.
As promised, I will keep your office updated with any changes in his condition or treatment planned.
And this is signed by his doctor, Kevin O'Connor.
So, not at all how this press event went down.
In fact, she found herself trying to circle back.
It was the old way.
Oh, yeah.
But this is really something else.
I mean, this group, this lady that is talking on the podium is horrible.
I mean, she is just constantly getting them into more and more.
I mean, I'm going to find...
She can't think on her feet.
No, she can't.
She sits there.
No matter what they ask, she looks down and reads something they wrote in case they ask that.
But she can't think on her feet at all.
Not at all.
And it is so obvious to everyone that is watching.
I mean, watch what happens here.
This is really a bad exchange.
Camilla can't think on her feet either.
Oh, that was another...
She can think on her back, but not on her feet.
With her heels off.
Pills on Paris.
Check this one out.
One more on the president's case.
You had referred to the physician letter that says no reemergence in symptoms, but you also said lingering symptoms.
So help us square that so we understand.
Yeah, well, no reoccurring symptoms.
Meaning, like, if you look at his original letter, there's nothing severe, right?
Because he feels fine, right?
He feels good.
But as we know, when all of us have had COVID, you do have a little bit of a lingering cough, right?
You do have a little bit of maybe lingering sniffles.
That's not uncommon to have.
And so that's what we are talking about.
So he is not 100% symptom free.
He just didn't have like a fever return or something like that.
Is that fair?
Well, he never had a...
I want to be careful because we went into this...
He never had a fever, so I want to be really clear.
It was elevated, but it was never a fever.
But remember, we had talked about a little fatigue, we had talked about aches, you know, that there was a little bit of discomfort.
So that has not occurred.
But all of us have had COVID before, right?
We've had, well, not all of us.
Many of us don't want to call everybody out.
I can speak for myself.
And there are some, you know, you still have a dry cough.
You still have, you know, little sniffles that last for a little bit longer.
I am saying that all of us have had COVID, many of us have had COVID before and they tend to be lingering symptoms and that's what I'm talking about.
So the president is still experiencing some things related to his COVID course of illness?
Right.
And also, as we know, you all have known him for some time and covered him.
He tends to have a dry cough.
That is not unusual.
So that is what I'm talking about.
He tends to have a dry cough, which you all have heard before.
So just want to be clear on that too.
Okay.
Where is his doctor?
Where is his doctor?
He should be the one answering these questions.
And he hasn't.
He's writing letters instead.
Wonder why that is.
She's like, yeah, well, he can't remember anything.
He's slurring his words.
He don't know what planet he's on.
He can't walk.
Oh, that was normal.
Then he got COVID. And since then, he's got a sniffle.
I mean, it's like, okay.
I don't care if snot's coming out of that douchebag's nose or not, to tell you the truth.
Let's face it, he got COVID. He's four times jab and he keeps getting COVID. She's like, we've all had COVID. No, just all you vaccinated people in the White House have.
That's it, too.
And they know this.
I mean, every single person.
Is there anybody in the Biden administration that's had four shots that hasn't had COVID? Yeah.
Just name one.
Every single person in the Biden regime, it seems like, that's been jabbed four times, has gotten COVID. Well, it's not only that, just people that I know that have gotten the jab.
They're constantly getting COVID. I've never seen anything quite like it.
Every single one of them that have gotten the jab ends up being COVID positive.
Not many people in my family got the jab, but the ones that did all had COVID. Exactly.
Multiple times.
Not just...
Multiple.
The ones that got jabbed twice never got jabbed again.
I just hope it's not too late because, man, I don't trust that vaccine as far as I can kick it.
Mm-mm.
You do know that they put a COVID disclaimer on our Spotify now, right?
Because we talk about COVID. Probably because I was talking about having a cold.
And so all of a sudden they slapped us with a disclaimer about the vid.
Yeah.
Okay, hey Spotify, this is Cat Turd.
I want to make this as clear as I possibly can.
The vaccine sucks.
I didn't make it suck.
I don't even know how to develop a vaccine.
It just sucks.
And everybody knows it.
It doesn't do crap.
It certainly hasn't cured the world.
Their own Pfizer website says it's got a 12% effectiveness in it.
Their own data.
Yep.
So talk to them.
Go to Pfizer and go put a warning on them.
Hey, this company that just made a trillion gazillion dollars lied to you about everything and their jab sucks.
And continues to lie.
I didn't make it suck, they did.
Exactly.
I mean, come on.
Well, you know that we have a 911 emergency over in California now.
They have declared a state of emergency because of monkeypox now.
Man.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
Why not, right?
Shouldn't surprise you that the liberal cities are going this route.
We gotta rename it, because monkey is racist now.
Oh.
Okay, we'll rename it, and we'll call it Butt Pox.
So there you go.
Now we're just gonna call it Butt Pox.
So San Francisco's got Butt Pox, LA's got Butt Pox, New York's got Butt Pox, but the Red States don't have Butt Pox.
I wonder why that is.
I knew you were going to have fun with this one.
Yes, of course.
So, Newsome Gruesome has declared a state of emergency here in California as part of the state's ongoing response to monkeypox outbreak.
Governor Gavin Newsom declared that we have a state of emergency to bolster the state's vaccination efforts.
The proclamation supports the work underway by the California Department of Public Health and others in the administration to coordinate a whole of government response to monkeypox, seek additional vaccines, and lead outreach to education efforts on accessing vaccines and treatment.
Vaccine's the monkey box.
My God.
Come on.
Really?
Lord.
You remember us?
We had the lockdown, run our businesses, wear three masks, social distance, not go anywhere, stay in your house forever, eat bugs, and then, let's face it, it's gay men They're having sex with each other, but they can't say, hey, you know, no gay sex for two weeks to flatten the curve.
I wonder why I can't say that.
I can say it because I don't have any sponsors.
Exactly.
Exactly.
But that's the whole thing.
I mean, they can't be truthful about anything.
Well, it's just one big fat lie, and it's another excuse.
Are people dying from it?
How many cases?
It's a state of emergency.
Okay, how many confirmed cases?
In a whole state of, you know, millions and millions of people do you have?
Who has it?
Why do they have it?
Are they dying from it?
Who did develop the vaccine?
How come all of a sudden there's a monkeypox vaccine?
Never heard of it in my life until like six months ago.
How did the vaccine get here already?
Where did it come from?
You can't ask any questions.
You know, we live in this weird world, the make-believe world of fantasy land, and everybody's so scared to hurt somebody's feelings.
Just ask the questions.
Well, exactly.
And don't forget the people that are carrying this, right, and it's gay men, are the very ones who they expect for your children to sit on their laps at story hour.
All right?
That's the group.
Yeah, that's it.
That's where we are now.
And doesn't this sound quite familiar?
It does when you start looking at what happened during the AIDS epidemic, right?
Which Fauci had a huge part in, in separating families from each other, loved ones from one another.
All of that stuff.
Same idea.
This isn't anything new.
I don't think it can...
They can't just be honest.
They won't be honest.
And I don't care if it's gay men.
I don't care if it's straight men.
I don't either.
If there was a disease out there right now that only straight men with blonde hair got...
That's all they'd talk about.
That's it.
They'd be like, all the blonde hair straight guys have got to quit having sex.
They've got to be quarantined.
They've got to wear masks.
See, that's what I'm trying to say.
I don't have nothing against any community.
I don't care.
You can do what you want when you're 18 years old.
Don't go do what you want.
I don't care.
But, you know, they claim it's a state of emergency, but they won't be honest about it.
They won't even tell you anything.
They will not be honest about it at all.
That's it.
And then what happens when they're not honest about it?
People get hurt.
People get it.
They shouldn't have got it.
The real information isn't getting out.
And it's just a bunch of fake crap, like with COVID. It's the exact same thing over and over again.
And remember, the real winners here are Big Farm.
That's who the real winners are.
Yeah, just...
Just go take monkeypox vaccine.
I mean, let me ask you this.
How does monkeypox vaccine interact with the COVID vaccine?
It doesn't work.
Is there any testing on it?
No, they haven't tested one person on it.
Of course they hadn't.
So get your four jabs, get your five more monkeypox vaccines because you've got a blister tongue tip, and let's see what happens to you.
I mean, these people are crazy.
That's it.
That is it.
Oh, it makes me crazy.
Anyway, I want to just say a couple of, give a couple of shout outs real quick.
Alchemy, thank you so much.
I missed you yesterday.
Tammy Jo, thank you so much for donating to the show.
Therese, thank you.
And then I had another one, Burrito Boy.
And there was somebody else that was new in chat.
If you could just raise your hand, I will give you a shout out as well.
I somehow...
These things don't stay long on my screen.
And by the time I move over somewhere and then I come back, it goes.
So anyway, thank you as well.
And if I need to, I'll just rewatch the show and look and see in the chat and give you a shout out later if that doesn't work out.
So anyway, thanks anyway.
All right.
So yeah, we're now in a state of emergency here in California.
And they won't tell you the truth about it.
No.
How does the gay community feel about that?
There's a disease that affects their community and they won't tell you the truth about it.
Y'all like that?
Are you so into big government now you don't care?
I mean, they can't tell the truth about it.
Just come out.
Wouldn't it be refreshing?
One person just to come out that's truthful and say, look, this is what it is.
It's no big deal.
It's spreading among these people.
Nobody's dying.
Only 35 people in this town's got it.
Only 65.
And you can stop it by doing these things.
One, two, three, four, five.
That's what they're supposed to be doing to help people.
They're not doing it.
They politicize everything.
They politicize COVID. They don't care how many people die.
I mean, these people, and they've politicized everything to point.
Nobody trusts doctors now.
Nobody trusts the CDC, the FDA. And Dr.
Fauci and his political evil demons that he surrounds himself with are the cause of.
That's it, too.
14 The Lamb.
That's you.
Thank you very much for the donation.
You know, Tucker Carlson said, we're going to rename Monkey Box, and they renamed it.
He did a test, and it was Shlong COVID. Shlong COVID. Well, that's an appropriate name.
I think it's an absolute appropriate name.
But it's not only that.
Even if you do speak out, they are going to shut you down.
Even if there are whistleblowers, they are going to make sure that the public does not hear about it.
They are going to stop.
This is no different than communist China.
It just isn't.
It absolutely is not.
They're controlling the airwaves.
They're taking something that's no big deal, that's isolated in the gay community, that's, you know, not having that many cases.
I've not even heard of one person dying from it.
Even, you know, how much they lie, they're going to say, 60 million people died yesterday in monkeypox in a town of 400.
So, you know, but I've not even heard one person dying from it.
How's in a state of an emergency if something's not even bad enough for anybody to die from it?
Exactly.
I mean, you know, I mean, if that's the meter we're going by, then it's a state of emergency all the time for cancer, for this, for that, for every disease known to man, for leukemia, for brain tumors.
They're all, you know, more people are dying.
So that's a state of emergency.
People are having heart attacks.
Yeah.
We can't eat at McDonald's no more.
We're going to shut down all the McDonald's.
We've got a state of emergency.
They can do this all day long with everything.
They're trying to get everybody to live in fear.
Nobody cares about COVID anymore.
So they're going to break out monkeypox and try to do them mail-in votes.
And that's all this is about.
That's the only thing that matters to them right now.
Because understand, they're in a desperate fight.
It's not only just to keep their seats, which is one thing, of course.
Their power, their position, their money, and everything else.
But it's so that we do not start investigating them because it's their turn.
We need to turn this whole thing around.
President Trump did the greatest thing, I think, when he started talking about the fact that he's going to completely get rid of all of the bureaucrats.
And they were talking up to 50,000 jobs that had been in Washington, D.C. forever.
You could fire all them 50,000 people and nothing would change in 99.9% of the people's lives in America at all.
They wouldn't even know it.
Exactly.
Because they don't do nothing.
No.
It's, you know, it's just a circle, a wagon circle jerk.
It's all it is.
That is what it is.
And voter fraud is how they're keeping their power.
Look what the mansion bill's doing.
They're adding 67,000 or 72,000 new IRAs agents.
IRS agents.
And all that is, and guess how many?
There's not even that many.
That's over doubling the IRS agents.
Now, why would you double the IRS agents in this country?
To go after conservatives.
Because they're going to go after every conservative.
I'm going to get audited.
Everybody listening is going to get audited.
If you are a waiter and you're conservative and have a conservative account, they're going to go after and see how did you count your tips.
They're going to come after all of them.
They've done it before.
And that's all it is.
I mean, these people are...
This administration is such a joke.
You know, every day outdoes itself.
It is real.
You got Nancy Pelosi with boobs hanging on the ground over there.
All over Taiwan ground.
There is no reason for her to be there.
There is other than for personal interest, and we know what those are.
I mean, this is how she and her family have made their money forever, and they're not going to stop now.
They said it was her personal decision to go there.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm going to go.
Let me see.
I really want to go to see the Grand Canyon this year.
I want to go to my $20 million house in Florida and try to make sure it's ready for when I retire, when I get kicked out this year.
Oh, I want to go to Taiwan, the very place China said not to go.
I mean, it's just everything they say is a lie.
Everything they say is staged.
Everything they do and show is just staged lies.
All of it.
Oh, it is.
And it's not for the American people.
They are working on their own interests right now, not ours.
I don't care.
So here you go with RNC Research.
They're a great account.
I recommend everybody go over there and check them out.
According to the National Association of Manufacturers, the Bidenflation Scam Bill's book tax would crush American manufacturers.
In 2023, this tax would lower economic growth by $68 billion and Kill over 218,000 jobs, shrink workers' wages by over $17 billion.
Will you couple that with inflation that we're already going through?
And what does that spell?
Total depression.
That is where we're headed.
They're going to run it into the ground, and they don't care.
That Joe Manchin, West Virginia, you vote 78% Republican.
Get him out of there.
Yep.
All you got to do is just, I mean, why are y'all voting a Democrat in there?
I mean, you're voting for the president 78% red, and then you're voting a Democrat in for senator?
Get him out of there!
Exactly.
My God, he should lose by 40 points.
Vote for the Republican.
Well, and he already knows that there are a lot of people that are ready to step up and take his position.
It's really something.
I cannot believe that they have been able to monopolize this the way they have.
But remember, he played a game with his constituents and with the American people up until this point.
They act like they were finally able to agree on all this stuff.
But don't forget what Manchin was saying back in 2010.
Listen to this.
Mr.
Manchin, where do you stand on repealing the tax for families who make $250,000 or above?
I don't think during a time of recession you mess with any of the taxes or increase any taxes.
Okay, so here we go.
I tell you, these slick daddies, and that's 2010, of course, he's still in there.
They never leave.
No.
They go to Washington, and they turn in these giant assholes the size of New York, and they never, ever leave.
That's exactly right.
And here's the deal.
Like you said, they're slick willies.
They can talk this really great game and they can talk both sides of the fence.
You've seen them with some of the videos.
This is what I love about the age of social media is because you can actually play these clips of them saying one thing and then completely the other.
Depending on what side of the issue they are this time around.
It's outrageous what's going on here.
But this guy knew.
And he supposedly had a conversation with Bill Gates.
I don't know if Bill said, I will not sell soup to you or what.
Since he owns all the farmland now.
Or a lot of it.
Or what the deal was.
But he absolutely had a conversation with him.
And he changed his mind.
Changed his tune.
$10 million on a table or something like that will do that.
That's exactly what happens.
It happens every time with these idiots.
Sell out country treasonous traitors.
That's all they all are.
He has done good on a lot of things.
I'll give them credit.
I mean, they would have got that voting bill passed.
We would have never won another election again.
It was basically so they could cheat.
But, you know, the Democrats are Democrats.
They're always going to turn on you in the end.
Well, you can see it on his face, though.
He knows what he's doing is wrong.
He absolutely knows it.
I mean, look at this clip.
He'll sleep good tonight.
Don't worry.
He's not unconscious.
None of them do.
No, he's just talking to the cameras.
So what evidence do you have that this is actually do what this legislation is promising to do, which is reduce inflation?
It's pretty much common sense if you look at the common sense.
But, you know, I'm used to all the analysis going on.
There's been 17 Nobel laureates who said that basically inflation would be transitory.
Okay, you remember that, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
Transitory inflation.
The 17...
Yeah, every time they haul out an expert, there's something...
You know, they have a bipartisan tax something committee, and they said that this would do nothing.
This was going to hurt, you know, make more inflation.
So they asked that dummy that they got as a...
What's the diversity hire's name?
Oh, Jean-Pierre.
Yeah, they asked her, and she said, well, they're not taking into account, and I'm paraphrasing here, of all the good things it does about global warming and stuff.
And you don't have to believe me, believe these two experts.
And so she lists these two experts, you know.
These experts from UCLA says that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, you mean the lady that just left your administration and went back to the private sector two weeks ago?
That expert?
That's who she was.
And the other one was just somebody just like that, a tool for them, man.
I'm like, God, these people.
Of course it's going to cause more inflation.
It does nothing.
You're going to raise everybody's taxes and you're going to spend another $800 billion.
And they call it the Inflation Reduction Act.
Give me a break.
That's like renaming Kentucky Fried Chicken the Saved Chicken Restaurant.
Adopt a chicken here.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, you know...
Gosh.
Never kill chicken's restaurant.
That's exactly it.
That's how they do it, though.
They name it completely the opposite of what it actually is.
But remember, they inherit it.
Voting's rights bill.
It's the cheating bill to vote.
Inflation reduction bill.
It causes inflation.
It's true.
Well, they inherited a recovery and they transitioned into a recession because they want to completely change everything.
This transition is to another climate situation, right, where they're all going to profit.
Unbelievably.
I mean, believe me, all of their lobbyists and everything else, these are the people that are going to be successful in this endeavor, the John Carys of the world and everyone else.
It's not the American people.
I mean, we are regressing as a result of all of this.
You saw that thing, the Taylor Swift was like...
She uses 10,000 more carbon than the regular people.
It's the same people, you know, Leonardo DiCaprio.
Yeah, all these are out there in their private yachts.
They're flying their jets around, and they're preaching to you about this and that.
And people believe them, idiots.
And they're just like, the hypocrisy never dawns on them.
Hey, I'm being a hypocrite, a dumbass here, and I sound like a moron.
It never hits them.
Like I said about liberalism, they talk about it, it's soft.
You said it, you're a good person.
It's all about trying to be a good person, but they're not really good people.
No, they aren't.
But see, you don't have to live among them.
I do.
I live among them in California.
And the really wild thing about it is here they say one thing.
And it happens to be a completely different thing.
Because here in LAX airport...
They don't want to be around the commoner, right?
They don't want to be around just anybody.
Us peasants?
Us peasants, no.
Not even at all.
And they don't want to have people comment about flying privately on their private jets Or their carbon footprint.
So what has LAX decided to do?
They've separated them from the masses.
They are actually building their very own VIP wing.
So if you qualify, you won't have to deal with any of us.
You won't see us at all.
You certainly won't have to wear this umbrella-looking thing over your head like Taylor Swift is in this picture for being an offender to her climate footprint.
Is she hiding now?
Have you seen it?
It's like this Umbrella type situation.
I'm not really flying.
Just a normal umbrella.
I'm just a gray umbrella.
This is not Taylor Swift.
I am not driving a private jet.
I am not a hypocrite.
This is just an umbrella nothing to see here.
It's raining.
I'm an umbrella with legs.
I don't know.
It could be a Middle Eastern country with this getup.
I have absolutely no idea that you couldn't see the legs.
But this is how she's trying to hide herself right now.
And so to avoid this in the future, they're building their own wing at LAX under taxpayer money, of course.
We're paying for that.
We're paying for that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So the global warming nut.
It's not a burka.
It's an umbrella.
You can use one of these.
It's an umbrellica.
Oh my gosh.
You could actually use one of these cat turd right now in your current situation.
Man, it's been a lot.
Ever since I started the show, it's just been, I mean, these streets are lighting and you wouldn't believe them around me.
Anyway, it looks like it's lighting up a little now.
Well, that's good.
Well, you spoke Kamala's name, and I certainly will deliver.
Another word, salad.
We renew our commitment to urgency of now, all of us in it together to do something about it.
All right.
So this is next in line, should Joe Biden never recover from COVID, right?
All right.
Kamala obviously didn't make her way to the top on her brain power.
Kamala told supporters the recent record flooding in Missouri and Kentucky could have been prevented if Congress spent more time fighting climate change.
Yeah.
I kid you not.
What a slap in the face of them people that died, man.
It's so bad.
What a scumbag.
She is, too.
Yeah, floods.
And they say climate change, so any weather pattern is climate change to them.
And they just go on and on and on.
And anybody with common sense knows it's a hoax and a lie.
Oh, it flooded.
Because we know there's never been floods since cars.
And it's a heat wave.
There's never been a heat wave since cars, emissions.
Yeah.
You know, there's an ice storm, never been an ice storm, never been a flood, never been a drought, never been a heat wave.
I mean, imagine the lack of common sense to think, oh my God, look at all this weather.
It's happening now because of cars.
Yeah.
Man.
It's so bad.
So she goes on to say, this is a quote from her.
While we send our prayers and our love, we also, with each day, renew our commitment to the urgency of now and the ability that we have collectively, all of us in it together, to do something about it.
I'm not doing anything about climate change.
No!
Because it's a hoax just to take your money.
I'm telling you, they've been doing this since I've been a kid.
They've tried everything.
There's a hole in the ozone.
Don't look up.
It looks like a donut to the sky.
There's a hole in there.
And all of a sudden, it repaired itself one day.
Wow!
I wonder how that happened.
Somebody got some putty and went up in a plane and puttied it up.
And then, you know, acid rain.
Acid rain is going to kill all the animals and have all these pictures of dead animals.
And then global cooling, there's ice age coming and it just never ends.
Oh yeah, the world's oxygen, the Amazon rainforest is being depleted and we're all not going to be able to breathe anymore.
I mean, it never ends with these people.
And there's a sucker born every minute and they believe it.
Like I said, if you can teach somebody, a man can have babies, you can teach them to believe anything, literally.
Yes, and that is exactly what they do, though.
I mean, look at who their audience is, right?
They put them in schools, and they want to dictate to your children for 8 to 12 hours, depending on if they're there with coaches and everything else, too.
For 12 years.
For 12 years, indoctrinating for them to believe it.
From the time they're 6 years old to the time they're 22 years old, they harp that in their brains.
Global warming's going to kill y'all.
Global warming's going to kill you.
It's coming.
It's coming.
Cow farts are going to be evil.
If you see a cow, I want everybody to take some plugs out and plug them cows up.
Stick it right up their ass so they can't fart.
And you save the planet!
My God, these people are so dumb.
They're hard to deal with.
These liberals, the Democrat Party, they're so damn dumb.
It's just all you can do is just roll your eyes at it and go, oh my God, you're an idiot.
Well, I like President Trump's response about when it comes to climate change.
And yet you have people like John Kerry worrying about the climate, the climate change.
Oh, I heard that the other day.
Here we are, guys, threatening us.
He's worried about, the ocean will rise one hundredth of one percent over the next three hundred fucking years.
That is a classic lesson I will have forever endeavor because it's so true.
God, that's hilarious.
Isn't it great?
That's how dumb they are.
Mm-hmm.
And you could teach them anything.
They probably don't even know about tides.
You could probably go down there and stick a stick in the ocean and say, look at this.
It's 5 o'clock.
Now look.
Eight hours later, the oceans actually receded 15 feet to go to the bay.
Exactly.
You know, that's just the tide.
It's low tide and high tide, but you could tell them that and they'd believe it.
Look at this.
Just do a film.
Time lapse.
Eight hours.
Look at this.
You can actually see the bay receding.
Look!
Look at this!
Level warming's here!
I know!
Well, they turn those maps red, and as soon as they see red, they go...
I should pretend like I'm a liberal and do a video and just go drive a stake at the edge of the bay, you know, with just oysters and stuff.
And just time-lapse it for eight hours when the tide goes out, you know, and it goes way out.
And they have these things called the grass flats around here, near here, where it's grass flats, good trout fishing and stuff.
But it's real shallow for like six...
It's not like it here where I live, where, you know, it gets, you know, a mile or two out at 60, 80 foot deep.
But east of here, and they're called, you know...
It's like grass.
They're shallows.
So when it's low tide, besides the channels, there's no water.
So if you get stuck out there, you can be five miles offshore and still be three, six foot of water.
When low tide comes, your boat's going to be sitting on the grass unless you're in a channel.
So you can do a real good one there.
Look at this.
Miles in one day.
It's global warming.
I should do it and time lapse it and just pretend like I'm a liberal.
It'll get a million hits and they'll all go, look at this!
This is proof!
Show this to everyone.
Oh, you would get millions of views.
Then at the end of the video, it's just the tide, you dumbasses.
And they never mention that.
Okay, what controls the tide?
The moon.
What controls the heat really on Earth?
Is it car exhaust or is it that big, giant, big, huge ball in the sky that we're all rotating around called the sun?
That's right.
But you know what?
You wouldn't be fact-checked either.
That's the thing.
That's what makes that so messed up.
You would never be fact-checked on something like that because it goes with their narrative.
Yeah.
As long as you go with their narrative, it doesn't matter how outlandish it is.
It's okay.
Oh my gosh.
Alright, so today is a very, very big day, as everyone knows, but look at what's out from the Gateway Pundit.
What?
Anyone questioning, challenging, photographing, or recording at polling places may violate federal voting rights law, undercover sheriffs, deputies, and federal thugs to watch Arizona primary election for voter intimidation.
Interesting, isn't it?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
They can't handle not cheating, boy.
Ooh.
They definitely can not.
You see, you remember Carrie Lake was up like 15 points, and all of a sudden, Brian Kilmey goes on Fox& Friends this morning.
Oh, look, we got a pole.
She's been behind the whole time, but...
The person running against Carrie Lake is up by one point now.
Can you believe it?
Just all of a sudden.
Isn't that the way they do it?
I swear these people, man, they're disgusted.
That Fox News is all in for Mike Pence.
Yes, they are.
They are pushing Mike Pence and pushing Mike Pence and talking shit about Trump and they won't let Trump come on.
It's Mike Pence, Mike Pence.
I got news for you, Fox News.
You guys are so out of touch.
You don't know anything.
You're all...
You're billionaires who pay millionaires.
All your little announcers are millionaires.
You all live in D.C. or you all live in New York.
You ain't got a clue what's going on out here.
Mike Pence is not going to do nothing.
He'll have $400 million to run and then he won't get 10 delegates.
There's nobody going to vote for the dude.
We don't want him.
We are not interested in him.
You're beating a dead horse, idiots.
Mr.
Non-personality.
I mean, seriously, you want to talk about cellophane.
He's like a televangelist that tries to take all your money and you can't stand.
He's cellophane man.
If you've ever seen the movie Chicago, seriously, that is who cellophane man is.
He talks in platitudes.
Yeah, he's just still there.
He only talks in platitudes and talking points.
He is.
I mean, everything he said.
Exactly.
And he says it like a trained speech, a writer would tell him to say it.
It's just nothing authentic.
We don't want to hear that crap.
We don't want to hear the fake, slick, daddy-haired, perfectly-dressed politician speak anymore.
It's fake.
We're over it.
We don't want to hear it no more.
That's exactly right.
And who else do you have?
I mean, you have Paul Ryan, who was the biggest traitor to the Republican Party, to the MAGA Americans that came out and voted for their president, sitting up there on the board.
He's a little scumbag.
You know what?
Honestly, if you know anybody that's listening to Fox, turn them on to alternative news sources.
I'm not just saying just ours, but there's so many out there.
We are saying that.
Turn them on to us.
Yeah, turn them on to us.
Okay, you're right, Cat.
Only us.
Nobody else.
Nobody else.
But there are plenty of things.
Screw all them other people.
Yeah, they need to learn.
They honestly need to hear the truth because that is just as bad as it gets.
Yeah.
I said today, if Tucker left there, they'd be seeing him plus.
It's true.
Wouldn't they, though?
I mean, without Tucker, they're gone.
Gosh, it is something.
Well, here you go.
You've got a Pence-endorsed...
I've lost you.
Oh, wait.
Hang on.
Here you go.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, now I can.
Okay, good, good, good.
I lost you for a second.
Okay, so here you go.
You've got a Pence-endorsed AZ governor candidate.
He dumped $18.3 million.
This is what you were just talking about.
Million!
Million bucks!
Into a governor's primary, people?
Yes.
Yes.
$18 million.
That's how much they hate anybody who's an outsider.
They want to put their little puppet in there.
So the Chamber of Commerce, they spent, think about that, $20 million in an Arizona primary.
Unbelievable.
Not the regular election, a primary.
Yep.
And listen to this.
They have outspent Carrie Lake by more than 500%.
And she's still going to win because you know what?
Arizonans, I believe it, they are going to show up and they are going to be fierce and they are going to cast their votes.
It doesn't matter if they have to make multiple trips to make sure that they get people to the polls.
They're going to do it.
Multiple trips as Democrats.
Oh no, you don't have to be carpooling just to get them there.
No, I don't mean like a Democrat.
I think Jubal's is a 2001 mule.
Yes, in disguise.
Oh my gosh, you know that's the California in me.
No.
Honestly though, I think she's going to do great, but this just goes to show you the opposition in our own party.
This is what we're fighting.
We're not just fighting the Democrats.
We're fighting the RINOs too, and they are on an absolute mission.
Because they know that it is going to boil down to President Trump being president again, and they can kiss it goodbye.
They can kiss all of it goodbye.
They know exactly what's going to happen when President Trump takes his position again.
It's going to be glorious.
It's going to be fantastic.
I cannot wait.
It's just...
I can't wait.
Has Fox News called it?
It's Arizona.
They've probably called it for all their candidates.
Oh, of course.
That's probably what this was about.
They are just...
I mean, they're pushing.
It's just, you know, the Karl Rove, Fox News...
You know, Republican Party's over, and nobody's telling them.
I mean, you know, smarmy-ass Mumsy Culpepper, we had to run him out of the Fox News because nobody wanted him.
Now, Brett Baer's the new Mumsy.
He's Mumsy 2.0.
Yes, he is.
And nobody wants to hear your bullcrap, man.
Gosh.
As good as Tucker is, as bad as the rest of them are.
Well, and the thing about it is that we've been talking about voter fraud, even though they've been silencing people.
We've been talking about it nonstop, and it's still happening.
It's still not fixed.
The only way we're going to be able to win is to continue to show up in droves, to get everybody out there voting.
That is the most important thing to do.
It's going to have to be so massive that they can't cheat to win.
That's how you're going to have to do it.
That is.
It's sad that that's even coming out of my mouth in the United States.
It sucks.
It is.
It's heartbreaking.
I mean, here we go again.
All right, Michigan Rhinos are shipping off ballots to be counted by liberal cities.
Okay, there you have it.
In a nutshell, this is how never-Trumpers in both parties are going to keep cheating.
This is how they're going to continue to do it.
Tired of it.
I know it.
And it's incredibly frustrating.
Believe me, I've been living it for a couple of years here in California.
They've been cheating in our elections with this mail harvesting forever.
Don't forget, Reagan came out of my state.
It used to be red.
But slowly and surely, they were able to do these type things.
And they were able to take over red counties.
I still think that California is red.
But you wouldn't know that.
Because they have all of this stuff in place.
You can literally print your ballot off of your computer.
There's no security in that.
I'm telling you, he with the best Xerox wins the election.
I got a new Xerox 494F42RZ and I'm going to win that election.
I know.
I mean, these are just a few of them, but you're already seeing it happening.
In Arizona as well.
They're already talking about some of the complications that they are having over there.
So we expect it, but I do believe it's going to be monstrous, and I do believe that Cary Lake is going to win, and it's going to be huge.
I hope so.
Oh, it's going to be huge.
We'll see how it pans out.
It's hard to trust anything, the way these elections are run right now.
Oh, it is.
I mean, you've got Sharpie Gate 2.0 confirmed.
And they can fix it.
They can fix it in Arizona.
How?
By getting Carrie Lake in there.
Exactly.
And it'll be fixed like it's fixed in Florida right now.
Exactly.
You get a good governor, it fixes.
So, man, got to get out and vote for her.
I mean, all of their old tricks, they're going on right now.
Sharpie Gate 2.0 confirmed, bleed through from recorder, recommended pens.
I mean, you've got photos of it.
Might want to take your own number two pencil out of them with you.
I mean, it's nothing new.
It's the exact same taxes.
BYOP, bring your own pencil.
Oh my gosh.
Well, this show, of course, has flown by.
Man, it's over.
I know.
I know.
And you survived a storm.
Well, you haven't gotten home yet, but we're expecting...
It's still boring, but man, the lightning is a little bit further off now, at least, instead of like five feet from my face.
That's a little bit better.
Well, you're going to have to give us a puppy update because you know, if you don't, what happens to my account?
It just completely blows up.
Yeah, I know.
Everybody wants puppy pictures, but I'm so tired because they're getting so big, they're hard to handle.
I mean, I used to carry them two at a time to their bed.
I used to carry them three at a time, but now it's just like one.
Like, you bend over, it's 15 pounds.
You're like, ugh.
No, they're doing good.
I've been having all kinds of weird things happen to the big dogs, though.
I mean, man, Petey and Sweetie almost died in the last few days in weird accidents.
Today, I was down putting some trash in my trash bin, which is outside my gate, and it's way off from the house.
And...
Smiles was in the truck with me.
And then they were at the other end of my property, 10 acres in a corner, the other dog.
So I just opened the gate and I looked to make sure there wasn't no dogs there.
And I took a trash and I hadn't even stepped a foot out there.
And Sweetie comes out of nowhere because she's fast.
She must have come across the pasture and I didn't see her.
And she ran out in the gate, ran right out in the You know, the road.
And here comes these dump trucks, you know, beeping her horn.
And I had her around the street.
I mean, had no street smarts ever.
And I thought she was dead.
Oh, no.
And that was my fault for it.
I mean, but man, I always check.
And I mean, she just come right behind me when I open the gate.
I don't know where that dog came from because you can see for a mile.
Oh, my gosh.
And then it's like three days ago.
I feed them light in the morning.
I feed them twice a day in a good feeding in the afternoons.
I feed them kind of light in the morning.
Sometimes I just give them all treats and all the four dogs come out there.
Their favorite thing is baked chicken.
It's good for them too.
I can get really cheap thighs and drumsticks and stuff.
Here in the country.
And I can just bake a big thing of them.
And I just go out there and I just put them on a plate.
And then, of course, I don't give them any bones.
You can't give a dog chicken bones.
So I have his thighs.
And then I just throw one to him.
It's like a little game.
And they just sit there and one eats one, one eats another.
So I had these thighs, these whole thighs out there up on the edge of my grill with a plate, and I was doing it, and I didn't see Petey snuck up behind me.
And he just grabbed a whole thigh, jumped up, grabbed a whole thigh off the plate, and swallowed it and started choking.
And I mean, bad.
Oh, no.
And that dang bone went down his throat sideways.
So I'm just like, oh, my God.
I opened his mouth, and I was like, I couldn't even see it.
And so I just started beating the hell of his back.
Wow.
Wow.
And he's gagging like, you know, a dog can gag.
It doesn't panic me because they gag a lot.
But man, he was really, you know, he really just, because he's, yeah, he's not used to getting any bones.
So he just, you know, when I give him a big piece of chicken, he just swallows it down.
So I'm hitting that dog and hitting him.
And I finally wallop him.
And that dang thing comes flying out.
And then Pedro goes there and grabs him.
I know.
And he just chomp, chomp, chomp.
He just used the chicken bone and swallows it.
Like, that was good.
Thanks for that.
Yeah.
What else have you got, bud?
Yeah.
And then like a day later, I'm thinking, man.
I hope nobody saw that from the road because it looks like I'm beating the shit out of my dog.
I could just see.
I'm like, oh my God, I can see the headlines more.
Cat turnt beats the shit out of his dog.
It's his own video.
Save the puppies.
Save the ranch.
Oh my gosh.
So that happened.
And for some reason, I don't know what happened today.
They never, they're not like close like some of my dogs, but man, I heard something whining today.
And for some reason, Pedro was just beating the hell out of Petey.
He wasn't really hurting him, but he had him, you know, on his back and he was just scaring him and biting him.
And I had to go out there and physically grab Pedro and throw him off of him.
And then he kept attacking him for like an hour, having separated to come do the show.
I have no idea why.
He's all of a sudden attacking him.
I have no idea.
I didn't see what happened.
Now, Petey does steal his food a lot, and they might have had something, and he stole it from me and got pissed.
That's funny.
And I'm thinking, oh God, I hope Sweetie ain't going into heat again.
Oh no!
It's supposed to be six months.
I couldn't get her fixed because she had that...
Infection.
So they wanted to wait until that was really clear and she was feeling good and she's, you know, anemic.
She almost died.
So it's been a while now.
So I've talked to the vet today.
So I got her appointment next Tuesday.
She's going to finally get fixed so everybody can be happy.
That's right.
We can live come to live.
You know, and I just, I almost didn't want to do it.
I don't know if I can go through this puppy thing again, but man, she was such a good mom and I know.
Look at what an amazing litter that she produced here.
You wouldn't even know that these were part of the same group though.
I mean, when you talk about these being long-haired dogs, you're not kidding.
Look at the difference between these two.
Look how different their heads are bigger.
Everything.
I mean, the furry ones are big.
Yes.
So, you know, I've got three people coming for Pup Saturday, so it's going to either go to four or five.
One of them might want two, but might just take one.
So I'm either going to have four left Saturday or five, and then I'm just going to kind of regroup.
And go from there.
And there's a lot of people that's put in.
And man, I'm sorry if you email me.
If you still want a puppy, I still probably got a few available.
But just send me a fresh email today and tell me your situation.
I prefer you be close.
You have to come get them.
Please have some land or at least a big fenced-in yard and be ready because, you know, coon dogs are hard to take care of.
And then, you know, you have to get vetted and stuff.
Yes.
So, but, yep, there's a, that's a Wiggles and Fatty.
They don't look like they're part of the same litter at all.
Look at them ears on Fatty, though.
My God, they're huge.
I know.
That's Coon Dog.
They all got big ears.
Man, that is the serious ears.
And that's why when you do send us an email, because some send them to me and I always give them to Kat.
But when you do, let us know what kind of property you have.
Yeah.
What your living situation is like.
Where you're from.
Exactly.
You know, you're like, hey, I really like a puppy.
That's not enough information.
I mean, yeah.
And then, you know, I take the time to have to email.
Then you have to email me back.
Then I have to email you back just to realize you're, you know, in downtown Seattle in a one-bedroom apartment.
Exactly.
Then Annie Jules gets involved.
2,500 miles away.
And I'm like, this is not a good situation for either of us.
Exactly.
And then I get involved and I start, you know, I'm like, okay, so I need to know this and I need to know that and then I forward it over to you and then you send back to me, well, we need to know a little bit more about this.
And so it would really make things better if you could just give us just a little overview about where these precious little puppies are going because we are vetting them better than the FBI ever could.
Because these are our little babies, and we want to make sure that they're perfectly placed.
And from now on, when I feed them chicken, I take it off the bone, put it on a plate, then I go outside.
I've learned that lesson.
Oh, my God.
So, I thought Sweetie died today.
I thought Beattie died a couple days ago.
Oh, and I didn't even tell you.
Smiles, he's just old.
He's been limping around.
I got an appointment on him the 12th.
Oh, good.
And whatever puppies I keep to finally get their vaccines and stuff, they're getting old enough.
On the 12th of August, I'm going to take him in because his legs are swelling up.
He can't walk good.
But he decided to dig out.
I'm going to dig out one more time.
I heard Pedro barking and looked in the corner.
He dug under the fence.
These dogs, I'm telling you, smiles can dig a hole five foot deep in five minutes.
I've got all this chicken wire and stuff fortified under all these spots I usually dig out.
He hadn't dug out in a long time.
But oh yeah, he got stuck.
So I had to like pull the fence up and pull him out and he weighs 90 pounds.
Oh, my God.
I got ate up by red ants.
And they're acting out because I'm not spending enough time with them because I got eight puppies in there that now weigh 10 to 15 pounds a piece, eating my whole house.
Well, that's how it goes, too.
That's what's happened.
They're just acting out.
That's right.
And that's really how it goes because they start to do that when they don't have enough attention.
But you've got a whole situation going on inside, I mean, with the baby.
It's major.
It's harder and the bigger they get.
I mean, they're shitting piles the size of, you know, the Leaning Tower of Pisa now.
I counted one time.
There's eight dogs and I let them, you know, I love my morning time, but the time I get up, I have to let them out.
And I don't feed them for a few hours later.
They're feeding time, but I have to let them out.
I got all these little barriers around everything.
And, um, but man, they're so big and I can't, I can't, there's eight of them.
Okay.
I picked up 34 piles of crap in two hours and I'm like, wait a minute.
I'm just, I'm going to count how many piles of crap I'm picking up.
And I'm like, okay.
Let me see.
Four goes into 34.
Eight goes into 34.
Y'all crapping four times pace each.
I mean, where does it come from?
No, I know.
Because see, I had little Handsome, remember?
And I went from a cat and then I didn't have animals for three years because I was so heartbroken over losing her.
And then all of a sudden, everybody put pressure on me to get Handsome.
Well, I had never dealt with a puppy before.
And he's just a little tiny thing.
And he's not gonna get any bigger than being a little tiny thing.
And all of a sudden it was puppy fever.
And I didn't know what to do with him.
I really had no experience with a dog.
It's rough.
It is not easy.
And he's just one.
Who won't be any bigger than three and a half pounds.
I mean, this is who he is.
But I was running around crazy.
I had to get a little playpen for him and put him in there.
I'm telling you, the furry dogs, which is Wiggles and Batman.
Batman, not as much as Wiggles and a monkey.
But man, the three furry dogs, all of a sudden, not only do they look different, but they're growing differently.
Way bigger.
Yes, they are.
The other one's a lot of runs now compared to them.
They're getting big.
So I'm like, my God.
So I'm trying to figure out, you know, what I'm keeping.
And then, you know, I told you the long hair has me worried about the heat and stuff like that.
But I'll figure it out.
Oh, you're doing great.
I'm going to build me.
I said kennels yesterday and freaked everybody out.
Don't put your dog in a kennel.
I'm not building no little kennels.
I'm building a big giant 10 by 20 area fence with concrete on it.
And they have an indoor big room they can go in.
There's air conditioning heat with all these indoor outdoor spaces.
I'm building them pimp houses.
Exactly.
Big, giant pimp houses in two different areas.
And so I can separate them if something happens like this.
Or if I keep two or three puppies, I can keep them separated for a while so Pedro don't eat them.
And then if one of them, like now, two of them are kind of fighting, I can separate them.
And I've got, you know, I've got two rooms like that already set up with ACs and everything.
So I'm going to build them some pent palaces.
Not candles, pent palaces.
That's right.
And a lot of people were concerned about Petey, of course, hopping the fence.
And I sent you that particular one.
They're like, just, you can get chicken wire and just...
Which is a great idea, normally.
Yeah.
If you don't have 10 acres fenced in, it'd be $50,000 to do it and take about a month for me to do it, or two months, if I had time.
Exactly.
Yeah, believe me.
You just don't understand how fast.
And, you know, I've got chicken wire, you know, in a V underneath a lot of places where they can't do it.
But, you know, and you have to kind of fix it.
They have these little areas they want to dig out, and you've got to fix that area.
And then you fix another area.
But I just need a place to put them up.
Right.
I know.
You know, sometimes so I can have a few hours, especially if I'm going to end up having six or seven dogs at the end of this.
Oh my gosh.
Everybody's an expert.
I know everybody has.
And everybody means so well.
I'm like, some of y'all experts, y'all come over here and help me clean up this shit.
Let's see how many show up.
Yeah, I don't care what you think.
I don't care what you think about all the other stuff.
I just wanted to see your poop.
Cleaning skills right now to help me out.
You know what?
I think you would be very surprised at how many people would take you up on that offer because there are so many people.
These are like our little babies.
I know.
These are ours, too.
And we've been here the whole entire time.
Now, we haven't been actively...
Cleaning up poop or anything, but we've been there in spirit for sure.
And these little cuties.
I've got three for sure, maybe four leaving Saturday.
So, man, it's Tuesday.
I'm like, dang.
And it's going to be a relief for me because I'm so tired.
But then I'm also just like, oh, my God, I can't believe I'm never going to get to see you again.
I mean, you may.
It depends on where they're going.
You may.
You absolutely may.
Let's face it, it ain't going to happen.
Oh, that's why we wish, I mean, ideally.
You know, that's what you got to do.
You give them the dog and it's up to them and, you know, you can't control anything after that.
Just do the best you can.
Oh, and you've done just absolutely great.
All right, so that is the Puppy Turd Update.
Yeah, Puppy Turd Update.
There you go.
Oh my gosh.
Well, thank you everyone for joining us this afternoon.
This has been fun.
It has gone as quickly as it normally goes, just on fire.
If you'd like to see any of the articles that we pulled up during the show, you can always visit my social media account for cute puppy turd photos, of course, cat turds account, and for fun commentary.
He has all the fun stuff over on his.
Anyway, special thanks to all of the littermates, all of you that help us behind the scenes, all of you that help us In front of the scenes, and then those of you that donate, you're just amazing.
If I missed any donations, I will make it up to you tomorrow.
I normally do, and I don't mean to.
Anyway, be safe.
Be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
Bye.
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