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All eyes on Arizona - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 8/4/2022 - Ep. 140
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Today is Thursday, August 4th, 2022.
Episode number 140.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How you doing?
Hey, hey, hey.
What's happening?
Is it Friday yet?
No.
Damn it.
Definitely not.
Damn, I was hoping if I just said it, it would be.
Oh my gosh, I swear you have got quite a life over there on the ranch.
I mean it.
So what, you're swimming in quarries now?
I mean, what's going on over there?
You had quite an episode this morning, and everybody's asking me about that.
Yeah, I thought Smiles was going to die today.
That's the bad thing about any of these pups, you know, my other dogs.
I can't watch them every second like I normally do.
And another reason I'm building this inner fence inside my big, you know, property fence.
I'm building a penthouse.
But anyway...
The thing about them digging out of the fence, now a coondog can dig a hole about five feet deep in three seconds, so he'll know.
I mean, you can cut their claws all you want.
They'll be four inches long the next day after you cut them.
They're unbelievable diggers.
But the cohort of all my dig outs is smiles.
So when he decides to dig out, he'll dig out, and all the other dogs just sit behind him and bark at him.
I mean, he can do this in five minutes.
It's not like I'm not watching him.
But he's been, he can barely even walk.
He limps.
I have to push him up sometimes if he's been laying down too long.
And so, I mean, he's limping bad.
I mean, he just can't run anymore and can't hardly walk.
So there ain't been any dig outs, you know, besides, I think Petey's jumped over the little fence, like I said before, but he just goes right to the other side of the fence.
I open the gate and he comes right back in.
It's nothing.
Right.
So, I'm...
I had fed the dogs this morning, and that takes me about an hour until they go to bed.
And then I'd seen Sweetie running around.
You know, I can look out the windows and see they're safe.
But, you know, when I went outside, she was against the back fence barking.
And there was a big hole dug.
I said, man!
I can't believe this dog dug a hole.
He can't even walk.
I knew who did it.
Right.
The other one's never done it.
So I opened the gate and walked back to my neighbor's yard and I said, you seen the dog?
He said, oh yeah, they're all three over here about 10 minutes ago.
And so here comes Pedro.
You know, it's hot now.
It's 100 degrees in the shade.
I'm telling you, it's smoking hot.
So I'm like, dang, I can't find these dogs.
So I go to all the normal, look around there is where they usually just go.
And then sometimes they'll slide down this little trail to this park.
So I got in my car and I drove around for an hour and they're gone.
And I'm really worried because Petey has never really gotten out significantly or ran around in the woods or nothing.
So behind, we got a couple of neighbors back there, real country settings like mine.
And then behind there, you got this huge 100 acre cow pasture with a bunch of cows in it.
But beyond that is a swamp.
That you couldn't even walk in if you tried.
I mean, a dog can get through it.
And then beyond that, it's this huge quarry, you know, sand quarry where they, you know, do fill dirt and sand and put sand in where they get sand.
Right.
And I've never even been back in there.
I mean, it's a mile and a half, two miles through the woods.
So I never see it or anything.
And I never even hear the equipment, nothing.
It's just like it don't exist.
But after about an hour, I'd run out of places to look, and I was kind of panicking.
And the gates usually close to that quarry because I guess they do their little business in there.
And sometimes they open it up for the trucks to come in and out.
Sometimes they don't.
But it was open.
And I'm way down this dirt road in the middle of nowhere now.
Swamp on one side and the quarry on the other.
And I said, hey, a truck's coming out.
This is all just luck that Smiles didn't get killed today.
And he's like, yeah.
He said, man, I saw him running around by the quarry.
He said, wait a minute.
And so there's a guy working a big track hole there, and he calls him on the radio.
He said, yeah, they're getting down in that quarry.
He needs to come get them.
I'm like, you've got to be kidding me.
And I've never even seen a quarry, and I walked up on that quarry.
I mean, that picture don't do it justice.
It's like the Grand Canyon of Florida.
It's a quarry.
I mean, that's massive.
And so I looked.
He said, there they are down there.
I said, where?
And I looked down there, and as far as I could see on the other side, I mean, I could barely see them.
Two little specks over there.
And I'm like, oh my God.
And I, you know, whistled real loud for him to come because, you know, the sound carries good.
And Petey's like, and he ran.
It took him about 10 minutes to run.
You can see the picture along the side.
And I mean, mountains and this and that.
And it's a sand quarry.
So anywhere it gets wet down there, it's quicksand.
I mean, when I say quicksand, you'll bury it and you won't get your shoe back out in five seconds.
So...
He was telling me how dangerous it was down there.
And, of course, by now, Smiles is old, and he's so tired.
I could see him good enough to tell he was in trouble.
And so when I called, Petey came all the way around.
It took him 10 minutes, and I got him in the truck.
And so Smiles, yeah, he was in trouble because he took about two steps forward and went down in the quicksand all the way up to his chest.
I said, oh, my God, he's going to die down there.
That's right.
So the guy was like, it's dangerous down there, man.
I don't even know how you're going to get down there.
And I said, that's my dog.
I'm going.
So I said, I hate it.
I said, I know you probably don't even want me to, but it's my dog.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to figure it out.
So I just took off, you know.
In the meantime, you know, I got Carhartt, bibs owned, boots.
And no shirt on like a redneck.
I wear that at my house because the puppies scratch the shit out of your legs and make you bleed and jumping up on you.
So, I mean, this is something I was just wearing around the house so the puppies don't scratch me.
And so, you know, it took me a while to get around there.
And you have to be real careful.
I got stuck all the way up to my knees a few times.
Pull yourself out.
And then when I got about 30 yards from him, he was really struggling down in that slush.
And I was going, come on, boy.
Come on.
And he got out.
I couldn't believe it.
He wormed his way out and he got up on the I'm on the shore.
And then I finally like called him and he got about, I don't know, 30 feet from me now and he got stuck again.
So I got behind him and would just push him up these little hills and stuff.
It took me 30, 35 minutes to get back to the truck.
I can imagine.
Man, I was so tired.
And he is so tired, you know.
But another thing is...
You know, you can see the blue water down there.
It's just got, you know, I mean, that sand and all that lime or whatever is down in there.
It turns into, it's like concrete, you know, when you get that sludge on you, and then you get out in the 100 degree baking sun, it just turns into concrete.
It will tear your skin completely off.
Oh yeah, just from having it on my arms was burning already, and by the time Petey got back, he got out of the truck and just started rolling in the grass.
Oh, I bet he did.
And he didn't know what was going on, he wouldn't let me catch him, so I had to literally grab him by the collar and pretty much drag him over the water hose, and I got him sprayed off.
And in the meantime, I mean, oh, poor Smiles.
He was just like concreted in.
And I had to put a ramp up and slide him down the ramp of the truck, sprayed him off for like 20 minutes.
And he wouldn't even drink water.
He was so tired.
And I'm just like, man, I would have never even thought to look there because they've never done anything like that before, ever.
And if, I mean, he'd be dead right now if he's stuck in that sand.
So, I mean, it was just a miracle that I drove back there, which I never do because they're always staying in that area.
And it's wooded, so they could be 20 feet from me, from my property.
And you know what I mean?
I wouldn't be able to see them.
I know, but you have the best instincts.
I swear, that's the one thing that you really do rely on them.
And you're always right.
It's so wild.
I mean...
If you have any question, you go, and you're normally right on the money, and it leads you right to them.
I cannot even believe this.
This could have been so dangerous.
Well, I would have never found him.
I'd never known he died the most miserable death ever of just sitting in quicksand.
It's a miracle.
It really is.
If I would have drove to that quarry and just looked and looked, I could have had binoculars.
I'd have never found them.
The only reason I knew it was that guy on that piece of equipment saw him going down there and was kind of watching him because there ain't no dogs ever come back there.
Oh my goodness.
And these nice people, they were so nice, and they helped me pick him up and get him in the truck, and they'd show him, you know, you walk here, walk there, make sure you stay here, and then go around that bank, don't get in that area.
So, I mean, they were just super, super nice people, and they helped save the dogs alive.
Oh, absolutely.
You are super blessed and so are they to have you.
And my goodness, thank goodness you thought of that.
And you went there regardless.
Because if you hadn't, I mean...
There was nowhere else to look.
I was just like, man.
I know there's a quarry back here.
I've been down that dirt road a little bit, but I've never been to the quarry.
I've never been to the actual pouring sand.
That's dangerous for you too, Kat.
I mean, seriously.
You go in all that mess.
I mean, that's not recommended.
Yeah.
Well, I don't think I was going to die or anything.
Quicksand is quicksand.
I'm almost 60 years old.
Man, am I sore.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I'll bet you are.
And sunburned.
I didn't have a hat.
You know, I shaved my head, so I'm bald.
So, I didn't have a hat.
Nothing.
So I got really sunburned and I was so dehydrated.
It's not like I'm like, I'm gonna get hydrated before I go out.
I didn't know I was even gonna do this.
Right.
He was in trouble, man.
I mean, he was a little speck down there, and I could see him.
I said, oh my God, he is so stuck.
And he can barely get up if he wasn't stuck.
He was in one inch, and his hips kind of give out.
Right.
That dog is the type.
And I'm thinking to myself, how in the hell did he get through all them cows, four bulls?
All the swamp and then crawl all the way down deep into that quarry.
I said, man.
It's like an odyssey.
I said, he must be a faker.
Miles the faker, man.
He's faking limping, so I'll give Miles the attention.
Yes, so he gets treats and toys.
Have you killed me to do it?
I know.
Oh, well, when I was bringing him back, I took that picture of him when I was coming back, and you can see how his back legs, I mean, they're just burying that stuff.
Yeah.
You can just see him.
Yeah, right there.
Look, this is coming back.
Oh, look at that.
Yeah, yeah.
Yep, he's in.
And so I'd have to get down there, you know, and I'd be knee-deep.
I'd have to push him out into a hard spot, and then I was just kind of trying.
I can't put a collar on him because ever since I found him, you know, he was half dead.
He's got something wrong with his throat.
And if you put a collar even loose, he'll gag for some reason.
He can't swallow good.
He never has been.
He can't really grip.
You try to put a bone in his mouth, he can't grip it good.
It's always been an injury of his.
We need to get him a harness is what he needs.
He needs a harness.
Yeah, you can't put a harness in there.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, as cripples as he is, that would just kill him to walk around on harness.
But you know, it's not a problem.
He's never done this before.
I've had him three and a half years.
My dogs have never, they've got out here and there, like every six months they'll get out.
I'll find them in 10 minutes.
And that's, you know what I mean?
I mean, there's been one time him and Pedro chased a deer back in the woods a few years ago.
And I could hear them barking for hours, and they came back.
But nothing like this to go over to the quarry.
No, no, no, no, no.
I mean, they just took a little ride into an odyssey here because, I mean, to do what they did and to end up there, of all places, and for you to think to look there, too, is pretty miraculous.
It's just all a miracle.
I mean, it was just luck is what it was.
There were no skill to it.
Just 100% luck.
Ugh.
And I just got, and I would have never found him.
I've been looking for him for the next five days, and I mean, I never showed.
It would have been awful.
You would have been looking forever, looking for him.
I'd have never found him.
I mean, I'd never seen him down there.
I mean, they were pointing right there.
I was going, where?
I don't see him there.
Where?
Way down there, that little speck.
See them?
Oh my gosh.
My God.
Dang.
Thank you, God.
But anyway, in the country, stuff like this happens.
Yes, it does.
And especially when you've got all that you've got going on here.
So with all the puppies and everything else, I see what you mean, that you're not able to...
I mean, you...
You've got a ton of animals going on right now.
Yeah, that's what I said yesterday.
I can only keep two of these.
These millions I love, I can't keep four or five of these puppies.
I'm leaning almost towards one, but then I want to give it the other puppy to play with its whole life.
The final dogs I'm probably going to keep is Monkey and Wiggles.
Hmm.
So, I found socks at home today and Batman.
Oh, cool.
I know a lot of people are going to be, oh, no!
Well, that's good, though.
No, you can trust you with your...
Yeah.
These are people I know in my real life.
So, these are people.
They also have, you know, big, fenced-in yards and They also already have a coon dog.
One of them just had a coon dog for 14 years.
It weighed 120 pounds.
That big.
Like miles big.
So they know exactly.
I mean, they have an idea of what this is.
Yeah, they're coon dog people.
They know coon dogs.
They have coon dogs.
They love coon dogs.
And they treat them all like family.
They even...
One of the girls, I mean, she lets them come in and sleep with them, you know?
So, I mean, they're going to...
Great, you know, families.
And they're two of my favorite.
It was hard for me to let go of Sox.
Man.
I know.
I know.
Sox has been a contender the entire time.
I mean, but this is...
Finding them a good home.
I'm realizing that finding them a good home is the most important thing, you know?
That's right.
And I'm doing my best, you know?
To find them good.
And some people are getting mad.
Well, you said you might give me.
I said, yeah, I hadn't promised anybody any certain dog.
Well, I know that too.
And another thing, one of the people I'm giving socks to in Batman, they're kinfolk to my neighbor that's in the back that I've known for years.
And they come visit him every two or three weeks.
And so they'll be bringing down socks and Hopefully Batman too.
And they can play with my dogs every three or four weeks.
So just good situation.
Of course it is.
I mean, that's the best situation.
That's the ideal situation.
In fact, we've talked about that several times.
And that is that the ideal situation is to get somebody that lives close to you.
And then that way they can visit or they can see each other.
And if they have the same kind of...
Property that you have so they can run around.
They know the terrain.
All of that stuff.
I mean, that's ideal, but it's hard to get.
So I'm glad to hear that you found somebody that has all of these qualities.
Yeah, they'll be leaving Tuesday.
I got three leaving.
I'm not going to say which ones because I haven't really decided yet.
Saturday.
And so my next Tuesday I'll have three dogs.
And then there's somebody that really wants to...
But that'll only give me one left to give them, and I'm going to talk to them this afternoon and see if they just want one.
Because it just didn't work out that way.
Well, it'll get figured out and the thing about it is that you've got wonderful people that are inquiring.
Everybody's, yeah.
One's got a bigger lot than me fenced in and two dogs are going there.
It's bigger than my property fenced in.
Another one's four or five acres fenced in with a separate fenced in area for playing and a fenced in pool and all kinds of stuff.
There's a, you know, they're going to really big properties and people that, a lot of these people have dogs and they have coon dogs before, so Hopefully they'll just go in the right place.
They will.
They definitely will.
But my goodness, I'm just glad everybody's okay because I could tell when I contacted you this morning and you're like, whoa.
And I thought, oh my gosh, no telling how long that took and how scary that must have been.
I mean, you know, and that's the other thing.
I mean, I guess we could lead in to the loss of Representative Jackie Wolarski, who was killed in the Indiana car crash.
This is just horrible, horrible news.
It's terrible when somebody just dies like that.
It's horrible, you know, when somebody just suddenly, like, you know, you talk to them and then they're dead.
Exactly.
I mean, that is how precious and how short life really is.
It kind of puts things back into perspective.
But she was killed in a two-car crash.
No one survived.
Her two aides died.
The person in the other vehicle also died.
But, I mean, the whole thing was just absolutely a horrific accident, and it's just so sad.
In a statement shared by House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, Wolarski's office said the lawmaker said, And we will definitely, definitely do that.
This is a horrible tragedy, and it is just one of those things.
I mean, whenever you hear about something like this, you just pause and say, wow.
Wow.
Life is too short.
This is so horrible.
But, of course, you've got the left, too.
Here they go.
Washington Post sinks to new lows.
Compost.
Yes, the Washington Compost.
In a write-up on the death of Representative Jackie Walarski.
Just horrible.
They're just acting like their horrible self.
Here you go.
They're scum.
They are.
And they want to interview you, too.
They really are.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
The Washington Post.
Yeah.
After the show yesterday, she was like, check your emails.
I sent you some.
So yeah, some person from the Washington Post, they're doing a story about influencers and fake elections and this and that.
And of course, my name's going to be in there and she went to interview me and I'm like, hell no.
Don't even respond back.
I'm not talking to you scumbags.
No answer is the best answer.
I have no interest in talking to you.
Why?
Because you're the KGB for the Democrat Party.
You do nothing but lie.
You're propagandists.
You're ruining the country.
You're destroying people's faith in the media.
You're horrible, terrible people.
And I don't hang out with horrible, terrible people like that.
And I don't care what you say.
You make up all the lies about me you want and put it in your article, but you ain't getting nothing out of me.
You're not worth my time of day.
No.
Because you're a liar and propagandist.
Well, here's the thing.
The article has already been written.
They were just letting you know, oh, well, if you would like to comment on it, but we are going to be releasing this article that we've already formed our opinion on you.
But if you'd like to chime in with some kind of...
I'll find out who wrote it, and I'll write an article about them, and we'll let our followers comment on her.
Let's see how she likes it.
Let's find out everything there is to know about this writer and let's talk about her past and all of her different dealings.
I'm going to write an article about you.
Absolutely.
We've got one of the best writers, Cat Turd, on the planet.
So there you go.
Get ready.
I don't care.
They do this all the time, by the way.
I know.
I say it jokingly sometimes, but it's true.
I said, here I am, this just old country boy down the south, and I'm lucky to get this account that kind of got popular.
And then all of a sudden, you know, all these newspapers that I've looked at my whole life are writing these hit pieces saying what a piece of crap I am.
And I was telling somebody one time that I know, I said, it's weird to have like...
An article every month come out about you.
And you know what it's going to say.
It's going to be five pages about a line, piece of crap, propagandist, dangerous person you are.
Isn't that...
I mean, it goes without saying.
They never say anything nice about me.
Well, of course not, because you're a threat.
I mean, bottom line, you're a threat.
You have got a huge following because you call things for what they are.
And you're not afraid to go there.
And you basically say what's on everybody's mind, and you do it in a way where people can actually absorb it.
So it's really interesting that they would go after you the way they have.
I mean, you've been on everything, including late-night TV. They did a CBS late-night TV. They did a monologue making fun of me.
Yes, they did.
A monologue!
A monologue over it.
And it was because President Trump had retweeted you.
A cat with glasses.
Yeah, three times in one day, and they were making fun of my name.
Yeah, whatever.
They're so ridiculous.
You get it right more than they ever have or ever will.
But they're shameless.
We know what they are.
It's a propaganda hit piece just so they can go ahead and start a trap.
I don't even know what it is.
I know what it's going to be.
We know what it is, of course.
I spread disinformation.
Let me tell you something, just as clear as I can.
Only somebody dumbed would know they didn't cheat in an election.
Oh, exactly.
I mean, look, I don't need anybody to tell me, and I said that to Donetsk D'Souza when he was on the show.
I love your 2,000 mules.
You did such a great job, but I didn't need anybody to tell me that was going on.
I knew it was.
That's right.
Because it's just common sense.
I'm going to be 58 years old, and I've been a political junkie pretty much since I got out of the Army.
So I've been in the game, although I've only been on social media for a while.
So I love politics.
I follow them.
And I follow elections very closely.
And a local state or a national election, I have never seen, especially a presidential election, I have never seen them stop counting votes.
So there's five places that are going to decide the election.
There's five states.
Trump's up massively, man.
There's 80% already shown.
Normally, these states would already be called for him.
If you're 80% and you've got a 600,000 lead in Pennsylvania, it's called.
If you've got a 200,000 lead in Michigan with 87% reporting, it's called.
And so they stopped.
Oh, simultaneously, not the rest of the country.
Okay, they still counted in Florida.
They still counted in Texas.
They still counted in South Carolina.
They still counted in, you know what I mean, New York City or New York.
They counted in wherever, Utah.
But they only stopped on those five states.
And they stopped.
They kicked out all the Republican workers out of the place.
They boarded up their windows.
And then they just stopped.
And they come back up at 3 o'clock in the morning when I woke up the next morning.
A million total votes have been switched.
And you can't switch votes like that that easy.
I mean, if he won 70-30, it wouldn't switch.
You know, Biden, which he wasn't winning all night.
He was losing 70-40.
Yeah.
So, I mean, only a fool and only a moron would think they didn't cheat.
I mean, of course they cheated because it's obvious it's right there.
I seen it with my own eyes.
And then they start lying about the water.
There's a water main break in Georgia.
And then they counted and they counted and they counted.
And then two weeks later, they counted and counted and counted.
And as soon as they'd get Biden up by 5,000 in the state, they'd call it.
I mean, I'm not dumb.
It's ridiculous, because they try to act like everything is a conspiracy story, and they also believe that we're going to believe that our eyes deceived us.
No.
We saw all the vans.
No.
We watched them shut down an election in the middle of the night.
Only in the five states that mattered.
Exactly.
The other 45 states continue counting.
Exactly.
Stop counting.
To return only the next day to an improbable number.
I mean, it was absolutely outrageous.
Every single state.
Every single state.
There's no way.
Just as many as they needed.
In Pennsylvania, they needed 620,000.
They got them.
In Michigan, they needed exactly 220,000.
They got them.
In Wisconsin, they needed exactly 80,000.
They got them.
That's right.
In Georgia, they needed this.
I mean, it's way ahead in Georgia.
Georgia's not a...
They're like, Georgia's purple.
Now Georgia's blue.
Georgia's never been blue.
They just started this...
Stacey Abrams started cheating like hell with these mail-in ballots and drop boxes.
They figured a way to just cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat in Fulton County.
And we've seen the picture.
We've seen you take the...
And they're up there acting like they're here.
We've seen the picture.
We saw you with the suitcases.
We saw you bring them out.
We saw you run them through.
Saw you run them through again.
It's on camera, people.
It's on video.
Well, now they're pulling the exact same thing over there in Arizona.
I mean, these people are just ruthless.
Oh, my God.
They're going to try to not let Carrie Lake win.
They're going to do everything they can to stop it.
Absolutely.
Didn't count any votes yesterday.
Exactly.
I wonder why that is.
They quit counting in the middle of the night, just like that.
This is a state election.
Look, you already had the audit there, and everybody already thinks you're a bunch of cheaters, and the whole country's got their eyes on you, and you stopped counting just three minutes after the person we know you don't want in there that said they're going to pretty much fire all of you, the election people, and that district's going to all get fired.
And so as soon as she was losing all night, as soon as she got 3,000 heads, shut it down.
Of course.
And then they say, we'll have the election tomorrow, and that was yesterday.
They said, no, we're not giving you any.
We'll do 7 o'clock Thursday.
So we're tired of this crap, man.
So you're cheating right now because that has nothing to do with fairness.
Why didn't you just keep counting until it was done seven hours later?
You can't count 100,000 votes with your whole staff?
In a few hours?
This is...
And they run them through machines!
That's right.
For God's sakes.
That is absolutely right.
And count them.
And don't forget that AZ Katie Hobbs is running for governor.
So what?
She gets to sit back and decide who she wants to run against her?
I mean, basically that's what's going on here.
Exactly what's going on.
Yeah.
So here you go.
We named the show All Eyes on Arizona and on purpose because they claim they're going to give us some updated numbers.
Haven't seen it.
They haven't done it in hours.
But here's what they came out with.
Days.
Yes.
Days.
Here it is.
Maricopa County, they come out with this.
Question.
Why aren't 100% of ballots counted yet?
Answer.
We follow the law.
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
We follow the law.
And then they go through this whole checkmark.
Signature verification before tabulation.
Bipartisan processing.
Provisional ballot review.
Five-day post-election period for workers to cure signatures.
Thank you, Maricopa Vote election workers.
Well, of course, I have you here saying farting sound because none of us are buying it.
Not now.
Not ever.
It is just complete.
Yes.
Funny how whole countries like France can count theirs in one night.
And it's funny how we could, in our country, every single state, including you, could count their votes in like three or four hours for the whole history of votes until 2020.
And all of a sudden, nobody can count votes.
We follow the law.
What do you mean you follow the law?
The law says you shut down on election night counting votes as soon as the person you don't want gets ahead, and then you don't even give any results.
Not one.
You didn't count one ballot in the last 48 hours.
Not one!
You're liars.
You're cheaters.
You're crooks.
You all need to be arrested.
You all need to be in prison the rest of your life.
I mean, you know people are watching you.
I mean, you know.
Of course.
I mean, we're watching you.
And you do this, and you think this is going to help the integrity of elections across the United States when everybody thinks there's nothing but cheating going on.
And the reason we think is because there is cheating going on.
That's all they do.
Sure, and that's the thing.
Yes, we are watching them, but when they start putting cardboard up on top of windows and everything else and keeping people back from watching the process, I mean, we just went through this, right?
We just went through this with President Trump.
We know exactly what this is.
We know what this is.
Absolutely, we do.
And as soon as Carrie Lake got ahead, then they stopped everything.
They stopped everything.
That is illegal on everything.
I mean, there is nothing right about what they're doing.
And you Republicans in Arizona better get loud and hit them phone calls.
Absolutely.
You better get on the phone and start calling everybody up there, because what you're going to have now, if they cheat Carrie Lake out of it, you're going to have a Democrat, a crazy-ass freak governor now.
Freak governor or a rhino.
Or a rhino that is going to be...
You're not going to have a rhino.
No, wait a minute.
No, she ain't going to win.
Oh, you don't think so?
The Cary Lake people, hell no!
The Cary Lake people got cheated and they're going to go out and vote for her?
Probably not.
She cheated them?
I know.
You think all the Cary Lake people, which was 7 to 10 on Election Day, think about that.
She got 70% of the vote on Election Day.
The only reason the other woman's in it went, bail-in ballots, provisional ballots, dropbox ballots, everything else.
So really, Carrie Lake won by 70%.
And I'm going to tell you something.
If they pull this cheating crap off, and that other rhino rich girl, Pence's lady, they put her in there, them 70% of the people, they're not going to go in there and vote for that rhino.
They're going to stay home.
The Democrats are going to win in a landslide then.
It's either going to be Carrie Lake in a landslide or the Democrat in a landslide.
Unless they make a deal, which is what they always do with the other side.
And they say, hey, we'll give you some of this and we'll take some of that and here will be our compromise.
You'll have to give us something in return.
This whole thing, I don't trust any of it.
I really don't.
I absolutely do not trust any of it.
So now all of a sudden you've got all kinds of things that are going on here.
Gateway Pundit says, as the Gateway Pundit report earlier, Maricopa County, Arizona finally released another ballot count shortly after 7 p.m.
on Wednesday and promised more results tomorrow after 7 p.m.
This is outrageous.
The poll They released 5,000 votes!
Exactly!
That was it!
I mean, the polls closed yesterday.
They're trying to find them.
They're figuring out how they can get her over the top.
That's what they're doing right now.
Everything that they can do to stop Carrie Lake.
Everything they can do.
Now, no one's ever heard of her opponent, but Carrie Lake made it on the national map.
Same thing as Trump in 2020.
They had these little tricks they were going to do, but it was overwhelming.
Lee coming in for Trump, just like it's overwhelmingly coming in for them, and it's way past what they could deal with.
Now they're shutting it down until they can figure it out.
Those machines I don't trust.
I don't trust the people that are counting these ballots.
This is really bad.
So John Rhodes tweeted out, anyone else in Maricopa County having this issue?
Says, signature for early ballot verified, but you can see my vote didn't count.
Dropped off on election day at voting location.
So here you go.
Here is his tweet.
I've seen hundreds of these.
Yes!
Over and over again.
We're tired of this.
Running an election is easy.
Running an election is easy.
I mean, if you're running it honestly, it's just one, two, three, four by the numbers.
That's right.
This doesn't happen in honest.
They...
Guess, you know, what else happened?
In a really high Cary Lake district that was going to vote like hell for, run out of ballots after an hour of voting.
Whoops, we're out of ballots!
That's right.
Everybody go home!
We're tired of it.
This is so bad.
Sick and tired of you cheating.
MFers, I'll say.
Everybody knows what that is.
Yeah.
So this is out from just the news.
Arizona County's ballot shortage leads to call for resignation.
Okay, well, that's after the fact.
We got to talk about the fact that it even happened to begin with.
They know that she's going to win if she gets the nominee because she is going to be so good for Arizona.
She is going to finish the wall there.
She's going to get to the bottom of this.
And all you people that are trying to cheat right now, you know you're going to lose your jobs.
And that's why we're going to shut it down and figure it out.
That's what they're doing.
I don't care what anybody says.
I have a right to say it.
That's exactly what they're doing.
Well, they have they have resigned.
The recorder has resigned as a result of all of this.
But like I said, I mean, that's after the fact that that does nothing to address what happened here, you know, in the very beginning of this whole thing.
So, I mean, that's great.
But the people who are experts in printing tons and tons of extra ballots all of a sudden couldn't print enough ballots.
My gosh, this is so bad.
And when you start looking at the real numbers here, stunning 80% of in-person voters in Maricopa County on Election Day voted Republican.
Only 23.4% voted Democrat.
And they win Democrat every time there.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, man, they're cheating so bad in that county.
That county's the new Broward County.
Yes, it is.
That's the new Broward County.
You are absolutely right.
They all need to be fired and jailed because they're cheating.
You can't just mess up like this.
You're cheating.
You wouldn't be able to do this in another country even.
You would not be able to get away with something like this.
We're tired of this.
Everybody listening, trust me, out there to this podcast is sick and tired of this cheating and this, oh, we can't count the votes for another three days.
Oh, we'll count them next week.
Bullshit.
You can't see the machines.
You can't look at this.
You can't look at that.
I'm sorry, but there is something way wrong here.
And here's the thing.
When people go in and they vote, when they're not mailing it in, if you mail it in, they have an idea of what it's going to look like.
When people show up and vote in person, they have no idea.
This is why they are buying their time.
So they can figure out what it is that they need in order to make the candidate of their choice win.
This is it.
Because that's the thing with mail-in ballots.
They let you know, okay, so I will need so many votes in order to make it up so that we can win this election.
Well, everyone showed up in person.
They had no idea it was going to be a landslide like it is.
So what did they do?
They stop it so that they can then figure out what it is they need.
Figure out how to cheat and get her not to win.
And that's all that's going on.
It's that simple.
All the rest is liar.
Everybody's coming out of there.
You're liars.
You did this last time.
And they don't want that rhino to win.
They want the Democrat to win.
And they know the rhino can't beat her.
So, that's what they're doing.
Absolutely.
They know Carrie Lake's going to win.
They're all going to lose their jobs.
And don't think that the Rhinos are not talking with the Dems about this whole thing and making deals.
Oh, believe me, they are.
This is what it's all about.
This is what I'm saying.
I don't know what's going to happen in the general if you have their pick, the Rhinos pick, and this Katie Hobbs.
They've had these deals worked out for quite some time.
Trust me.
Cary Lake winning is the difference between Trump will win by a landslide there in 2024 or he'll lose because they'll be doing his same cheating crap.
Exactly.
You are absolutely right.
Which is all they do.
That's all they do.
It's cheat, cheat, cheat, and cheat some more.
And this new mail-in ballot and the ballot harvesting and the drop boxes is their way of cheating forever.
That's right.
And it's got to stop.
It's got to stop.
It must stop.
We're not going to have a chance with this country if it doesn't stop.
So here you go.
Arizona GOP party chair Kelly Ward calls Carrie Lake's win an exorcism of John McCain from our state and from our country.
Everybody's looking at this.
If she wins.
There really is no way the other person can win unless they cheat.
So we'll know.
If she wins, they cheated.
Period.
I mean, this is crazy to shut something down like this.
Okay, so they update election results by 5,000 votes only to shut it right down again?
I mean, I'm sorry.
Like you said, there has got to be an incredible penalty for this.
There needs to be jail time and everything else.
You cheat in an election?
As an official, it should be a minimum of 10 years in prison.
At least.
At least.
Because we're tired of it.
It's enough.
I mean, this is...
Tired of this crap.
Count your votes.
Mm-mm.
You have two years to prepare for this election, and this is what you do?
This is all they do, okay?
They're not interested in helping the American people.
No, they're just interested in securing their seats.
That's it.
Enough of this.
The mail-in ballots need to go.
Enough.
Agreed.
No more mail-in ballots.
You want to vote?
You get your butt up and go vote.
If you have an excuse from the doctor and you just physically can't do it, then of course there's exceptions like that if you're in the military the way it used to be.
You know, these votes used to be in a state of 7 million, you know, you'd have, you know, 10,000 of these or 5,000, not every, you know, half of your votes are mail in now and drop boxes.
I mean, this has got to stop.
And then that's what she's doing.
She's running on a campaign to end the election fraud in Arizona.
That's it.
And they don't want it ended.
So she started winning, and they shut it down.
And they still shut down.
Today's Thursday.
It's not coming out until 7 p.m., which is 9 p.m.
to not my time.
And they probably won't eat.
What, are they going to dump another 5,000?
I mean, this is a joke.
It really is.
They want to make sure that they have everybody's information so that they can go ahead and start cheating.
They can just get the number they need.
This is what they're waiting for.
They're counting to figure out what it is they need, and they are making sure they're tying up any loose ends that may incriminate them.
Just what, you know, this is just what, you know, everybody's got their eye on you because everybody knows the cheating.
The audit they did showed the money.
I mean, it was just, if you dig deep into the audit, oh my god.
I know.
Thousands of people with the same social security number, whatever.
We're still going through 2020.
Yeah, I mean, it was a...
Because they weren't transparent.
Oh, you're talking about cheating.
I don't think it's going to be any better now.
And here they are, two years later.
Two years later.
And they're doing it again, the exact same thing.
Well, this is why I get so frustrated with California.
We just recalled our governor.
But did we address the fact that we've got all of these mail-in ballots and voter harvesting and everything else?
Did we fix that before we did the recall?
No.
So, is anybody surprised at what happened?
And millions of dollars later that we got the same results?
That Newsom is still running the show?
Oh my gosh, if you don't fix the problem, it's still a problem.
I am.
Crazy.
Alright, we knew there was going to be ramifications as a result of her little testy trip to Taiwan, but here you go.
You've got long-range rockets across the Taiwan Strait.
Check some of this stuff.
I told you she just insured.
She just insured as good as that.
What's up?
She did.
This is-- This is what's going on as a result of that trip.
We knew it was going to be big.
They're going to take Taiwan now because of that trip.
Of course they are.
And no business going over there.
None.
Another dementia patient that can't even talk.
You ever heard her talk?
She's like slinging her arms and...
Her and her drugged out drunk husband.
Oh, boy.
And that's all she's actually concerned about.
I want to know what drugs was in his system.
I'm sure it was from her medicine cabinet.
Oh, they're trying to backtrack on that.
They're trying to walk it back saying that it was just a standard, you know, in wording.
It had nothing to do with him actually being on drugs.
Sure.
Sure.
I believe nothing.
I believe absolutely nothing that they've said.
It's because everything's a lie.
It's because our media lies.
The Republican Party lies.
The Democrats lie.
The FBI is rotten.
The CIA is rotten.
That's all we got.
We got one big bureaucratic, rotten system, and we just got to clean it out somehow.
I don't even know how to do it.
I wish I had an answer, but I don't.
I mean, it's so bad.
It's so corrupt.
It's so just rotten to the core, everything.
Oh, it truly is.
But there's so many different ways that they can get at Taiwan as a result of all of this.
So China has fired missiles around Taiwan in major military drills.
I mean, they are answering as a result of all of this.
We knew that they weren't going to just turn their head and let...
Why would you want her?
You already know if you live in Taiwan, you're always like, man, we don't want to poke the bear because they can come take us over anytime they want.
Of course they can.
And then let's do the one thing they said they didn't want to do.
Let's make sure Nancy Pelosi comes over here.
I'm sure the Taiwan citizens are going, man, what in the hell are we doing?
Right.
We're trying to get out.
We don't want this to happen.
Now you're almost guaranteeing it will.
My gosh.
Well, I mean, think about this.
Think about the penalties and the prices they're going to have to pay.
Okay, this is out from thedailymail.com.
How China could starve Taiwan into submission or carry out the biggest, most unimaginable, violent, amphibious assault the world has ever seen as part of Beijing's bid for global dominance, according to military expert Samuel Cranny Evans.
Alright, so there's all kinds of things that they're gonna do.
They could starve them.
This woman and her little pink suit and her drunk self stopping in there just to distract from what's going on and the disaster they've created at home, not only with her own insider trading, but her husband and him being called up on This is outrageous.
Everything the Democrats touch just turns to crap.
They are dangerous.
How they get one vote is beyond me and how they brainwash idiots to believe them.
And, you know, people like us, we get on the Republican Party just as hard.
And, you know, the Republican Party damn sure ain't the answer to everything, but they're not causing it like the Democrat Party.
The Democrat Party is just, I mean, they're just, they're so far left, loony.
They're just communists.
Weirdo communist pedos now.
It's weird.
It's all they are.
They really are.
Baby killing communist pedos.
I'm starting to sound like Alex Jones.
Damn.
What the hell?
God, I mean, that's all I see from them.
I don't see anything else.
I know.
They celebrate abortion and cheer for abortion at nine months like, oh, this is great for women's rights.
Oh, my God.
They're a danger to themselves and others.
They're abortion rooms like something from Saw 3.
Nobody wants to even see that horror movie in real life, what goes on in there every day.
They celebrate it like they got their one-way ticket to heaven.
They're so righteous for the abortions because abortions are great.
This is something...
They're really bad.
I mean, normally when you hear that people are a danger to themselves and others, they lock them up in a mental facility of some sort.
Well, that's what the Democrats are.
And everybody, especially the Republicans, are just turning a blind head and a blind eye to the whole thing.
They're just not even addressing the fact that these people are going to get us into a war.
Didn't they just get us out of Afghanistan?
And in the worst possible way, basically handing it over to the Taliban?
Name one Republican that can go out there, not Trump or DeSantis, name one Republican that can go out there and even stands for anything, or can even fire up a crowd, or even can say anything in a way that'll get people behind them.
I mean, they're about to destroy the economy, just put the nail in the coffin with this...
You know, anti-inflation bill, which is really an inflation ridiculous bill, and they're going to hire a bunch of IRS agents.
They're going to tax the shit out of everybody.
They're going to audit the hell out of conservatives.
And, you know, do you have anybody that can get up there and talk about it?
No, you got Mitch McCall on the floor yesterday.
This bill will increase the size of the government.
This bill will increase...
I mean, that's what he sounds like.
I mean, good God.
I know it's not going to affect you, Mitch, because you've gotten $100 million from China.
Sure.
But can you just pretend like you care about the people that vote for you?
Pretend like you care about the plumbers.
Pretend you care about the electricians.
The people struggling right now.
Well, you know, this is bad news for the country.
I mean, my God.
No.
There's some fire in your ass.
Well, he's not going to have fire, and he's not going to have anything.
I mean, as a matter of fact, he's just Biden's time.
I'm going to say Biden his time, because he knows that the American people will not vote him into office again.
He knows it's over.
He's been there for four more years.
I know, but it's over after that.
He'll be 88 years old.
He don't care.
He knows this is his last term.
He don't care.
People are accusing him of tanking as it is, and yet you've got some Republicans who say they're going to support his bid as majority leader.
I think not.
Jim Scott, did you see that?
I sure did.
Puts out this huge tweet.
Vote for Lisa Murkowski.
She's great for the Senate.
She's great for the Republican Party.
Great.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Look how far you've sank, man.
You're just another one of those.
The Chamber of Commerce owns your ass now.
God.
I'll never support him again.
I hope he loses.
I mean, you're going to sit there and promote Murkowski?
No.
Who voted against everything.
She's a Democrat.
Exactly.
There he is.
I mean, just be quiet.
Don't say anything.
Shut up.
Silently.
Shut your mouth.
You're on your team.
But the fact that you just revealed who you are to all of us lets us know what side you're on, not the American people's side.
He got drilled in the comments on social media.
I mean, it was bad.
This is why they're so out of touch.
They are completely out of touch.
The whole Washington.
They really are.
Who's running their accounts?
Who's running the show?
Because, honestly, they don't know what's going on either.
They have lost touch with their voters, with their base, with their constituents.
Who's kind of like us.
He speaks his mind.
So we'll be the first to get arrested here soon.
But Jesse Kelly tweeted today, the FBI is a clear and pleasant danger to the United States of America.
Break it into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the winds.
It cannot be saved.
And that, I mean, that's what I want to hear from the Republican Party.
Because what do they do now besides frame people and set up everything and put together these stupid little groups that are supposed to be white supremacists?
We all know they're feds.
Of course.
And cover up.
I mean, does the FBI do anything besides cover up their crimes and the crimes of the Democrat Party and prosecute Republicans anymore?
I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen it in years.
No, this is the most corrupt we have ever seen in this country.
And thank God for President Trump for shining a light on all of it.
But let me tell you, it's going to do us...
We're going to be fighting for a long time trying to get rid of it.
I mean, the rot is deep in this group.
So here you've got the New York Post.
Five questions.
FBI Chief Ray must answer before the Senate Judiciary.
He just lied.
He just lied.
He'll just lie.
He's a liar, man.
A traitor.
Here's some of the questions.
Do you believe American parents have the right to speak up at school board meetings and advocate for their children?
Or should parents be labeled as domestic terrorists?
Can you believe we're actually having this conversation?
Of course the parents have every right to know that their kids are being fought.
This is an attack on this administration.
They've got the same Biden people and Obama people in there, and that's what they did.
That's what Lois Lerner was in the IRS scandal.
They did the same thing before.
They did the hired a bunch of IRS labels.
And then they, you know, everybody that voted for Trump, not Trump back then, but everybody that was conservative or Republican, they wouldn't, you know, they went after them.
And then everybody's a Democrat.
They could do what they wanted.
They're doing it again right now.
Hiring 84,000 IRS agents to do what?
Just come after us.
That's right.
You know, if you voted for Trump and you got a social media account that's got 10,000 followers and you're a waitress, how many tips you got?
And you better prove it, too.
This is really outrageous.
You think Hillary Clinton, her rotten ass, or John Kerry's rotten ass, you think they're going to get audited?
Well, I mean, this is the whole thing.
I mean, you can just look at what happened with Madam Maxwell and see that this has got the cover-up all over it, Hunter Biden especially.
I mean, of course you've got all these whistleblowers that are coming out.
And telling people exactly what's going on, how they...
Should be hundreds a day.
Exactly.
The FBI was honest.
I mean, who in the hell wants to work with this corrupt thing that's framing all the good citizens in their own country?
Speak up!
My God, is a job that important to you, man?
There's all kinds of jobs.
I mean, get together with your friends.
Come out 20, 30, 40, 50, 100 at a time because there's safety in numbers.
My God, man.
Is this what you signed up for?
This is hard.
This rotten KGB? Bull crap?
That's what it is.
And here you go.
When you see things like this, I don't know about you, but I just get a chill up my spine when I hear FBI Director Claims Bureau will aggressively pursue Hunter Biden laptop investigation refuses to say that the FBI has laptop from hell.
He won't confirm or deny whether he's got it in his possession or not.
He comes out every time and says white supremacy is the biggest threat to the United States.
I know it.
And never states one example.
He said it in the middle of the BML. I mean, literally 18 cities were on fire and Black Lives Matter was burning down cities and 20 people died, $2 billion worth of damages.
And in the middle of that, he came out there under Trump and said white supremacy is the biggest threat to our country.
Unbelievable, isn't it?
I'd have fired him the next day if I was Trump.
He'd been gone.
Gone.
Gone.
Goodbye.
Yep.
Look at DeSantis.
Look what he did today.
This is what has to be done.
Yep.
And then you've got the Republicans.
Did you see what DeSantis did today?
Oh, I love him.
I love...
I just absolutely...
Do you have that clip?
Yes, of course I do, because he just rocks.
I mean, I'm so jealous.
I really am.
I am so jealous of your governor.
He fired a state attorney.
Yes!
Yeah, he's a George Soros, one of the George Soros hires that's not going to follow the law, that's going to do what he wants, that's going to not do what the law recommends, and I'm governor, and you're gone.
Bye!
Oh my gosh, he is just absolutely fantastic.
This is how you do it.
That's why I want DeSantis to be present one day, because I know he'll clean house, because he did it in Florida.
Of course he did.
There wasn't, though, I might fire this guy.
You think he hired any swamp creatures?
He didn't, man.
You don't even know the names of the people he hired.
And look at him, man.
Check out the clapping after this.
He is just fantastic.
Here you go.
By the way, the person that he fired was a George Soros.
One of them George Soros hires...
That shouldn't surprise anyone, ever.
I mean, this is what has gotten us in all kinds of trouble, are these Soros people.
Here we go.
The Constitution of Florida has vested the veto power in the governor, not in individual state attorneys.
And so when you flagrantly violate your oath of office, when you make yourself above the law, you have violated your duty.
You have neglected your duty and you are displaying a lack of competence to be able to reform those duties.
And so today we are suspending state attorney Andrew Warren.
That's how you do it.
If you don't have the kahunas to do that, that's how you get rid of them.
You get governors in there, and when they put one of these Soros guys in there, and we're going to do no-cash bail.
We're going to do this.
We're going to let criminals off.
We're going to let rapists free every day.
I'm the governor.
I can hire and fire you, and you're gone.
That's the end of it.
See ya.
We're suspending you.
You're out of a job.
Never hear from again.
You just got to have the balls to do it.
That guy's going to make a president one day.
Just hear what I'm telling you.
That guy's going to make an unbelievable president one day.
He is absolutely phenomenal.
And he can talk.
Yes, he can.
Imagine Joe Biden just trying to say that.
He reads from a teleprompter.
He's like, oh, my God.
Everything is mad.
Then he whispers.
Okay, I got a clip.
I got a clip.
You're on mute.
I can't hear you.
You're on mute.
I can't hear you.
We feel your presence, Mr.
President.
What a whack job, both of them.
That's hilarious.
I can't hear you.
We feel your presence.
What are you laughing at?
I thought you couldn't hear her.
This is what I'm saying.
Right?
What are you laughing at?
You just said you can't hear her.
You're muted.
I can't hear you.
We feel your pain, Mr.
President.
My God, these people.
This is the biggest shit show of morons and demented, just complete brain deads.
Good God.
Please save us.
My gosh, this is terrible.
And then you've got people like Cruz that are kissing up, praising dirtbag Chris Wray on FBI lawlessness as agents continue to storm homes of Trump supporters.
Okay.
Of course.
My gosh.
I'm sure they'll come get me and frame me for something.
I'm ready for it any day.
Of course they will.
That's what they do.
They're framing them too.
Oh, yeah.
You've got Cruz who's up here saying, I don't believe you personally reflect that politicization.
Oh, please.
Hello.
You want to just talk about it?
Let's just go through the list.
The perfect example was how, with all the terrorists and everything else, our border being wide open, human trafficking and everything else that's happening, for him to turn and say, the biggest threat to our country is white supremacy.
It's the most unbelievable thing I've ever heard.
Not Al Qaeda, not the Taliban, not ISIS, not Black Lives Matter and Antifa, but white supremacy, which is so serious that they have to look for eight months to find one example, which is so serious that they have to look for eight months to find one example, then make it
And they have to break out this new white supremacist group that has fed shoes, fed shirts, fed masks, fed flags, brand new, and march them around, these little 20-year-old fed boys, and pretend like it's a white supremacy group.
That's how serious it is.
Mm-hmm.
Unbelievable.
I think Ron DeSantis, honestly, whenever I'm feeling blue, I go and I look and see what he is doing over there to Florida, and I know that one day he will be president.
I do know this.
If he runs, it'll be hard for me not to vote for him, I'll tell you that.
Boy, he is so fantastic.
Because, you know, he's proven it.
I mean, if there's one thing that has to happen, the next president has to clean house.
They have to take these bureaucracies.
I mean, I'm talking about going in Washington, D.C. and firing 100,000 people the first day.
Sure.
And I don't care how bad they cry.
Who cares?
And then, you know, nominating people from the outside for the FBI and the CIA, the top 50.
If you're in the top, you know, 500 FBI, you're gone.
CIA, gone.
We're rebuilding these organizations to be honest and to actually protect the American citizens, not attack them because of the political views.
And you've got to go in there and you've just got...
And then 500,000 people that's never...
You don't need them.
It's just one big, you know, thing sucking up.
They don't make any money.
Our taxpayers pay all their salaries.
Their huge per diems.
Their cars.
Their fancy buildings at the Pentagon.
We're paying for all that crap.
And they're not doing anything, but they've turned on the American citizens.
So whoever's going to be president, there's no nonsense.
I don't even want to hear you talk about it.
I don't want to hear you say, I'm going to do it.
I don't care.
I want you to go in there with a hook and start firing people 10,000 at a time.
Gosh, it's got to happen.
DeSantis will do it.
I'm just telling you, he'll do it.
He did it here.
He gutted the state of all these losers and liars and crooks and thieves and election frauds and fraudulent sheriffs.
He gutted them out and they're gone.
I mean, you just sit there and you know exactly.
The bureaucrats, we sit there and scream about term limits and everything else, right?
But you've got these long-term bureaucrats that move from seat to seat to seat.
And they have life appointments.
And they just get worse and worse and worse.
They can speed up investigations.
They can slow them down.
They can do whatever they want.
They've got the power of all of this.
And it's all politically motivated.
They are a danger.
To our country.
And we've got to have somebody that is going to actually say, hey, you know what?
No.
We're bringing in new people.
We're bringing in people that understand the law and what their job is.
Not this.
Every single person should never work in a government before that they're bringing in.
They should be...
They should hire nothing but, you know, people that have been in Fortune 500, people who have left Fortune 500 companies because it got too woke, but ran it before.
That's right.
Those kind of people.
People that know how to run a business.
Exactly.
So here you go.
This is out from The Daily Wire.
22 Republican governors blast Democrats' spending bill, warn about impact on inflation.
You think?
You really think?
I mean, the Democrats are just spending non-stop.
And you've got this current situation and Manchin and all of his nonsense.
We knew he was a snake.
We knew exactly he was a snake.
I mean, it's pretty sad, though, when you have to sit there and think, perhaps Manchin will do the right thing, even though we can't rely on the Republicans to.
Perhaps he will be the one that can do it.
Now you've got Sinema, who is also feeling the pressure.
But yeah, spend, spend, spend until this country can't take it anymore.
You've got Obama even who's saying, I've got a clip of him who says that he would not raise taxes during a recession.
Listen now, I will cut taxes.
Cut taxes for 95% of all working families.
Because in an economy like this, the last thing we should do is raise taxes on the middle class.
Look at Joe Biden.
What did he do when he got in there?
Exactly.
Raise taxes on the middle class.
This is their famous thing.
If you make $400,000 or less a year, you will not be taxed.
And it's really, if you make $400,000 or less, you're going to get hammered.
It's just the opposite, because they're liars.
They're thieves and they're crooks.
They are.
Man.
Boy.
These people got me fired up today.
I'm sick of them.
I'm tired of them.
I know, exactly.
I'm sore from walking, stomping around a quarry all day, grabbing dogs, so I'm in a pissed off mood already.
I know, I mean, but you can't help but ignore what is going on over here.
I mean, speaking of him, is Cocaine Mitch blowing it?
Yeah, seems to be.
He doesn't even care about the American people.
Take the question mark off the end and the is off the front.
Cocaine Mitch blowing it.
Now you got it.
What do you mean, is he?
Oh my gosh.
He's no leader.
I mean, this is how he fought.
I'm telling you, he fought for the bill.
A bill that's about to destroy all you people.
I'm telling you, the gas is going to jump back up.
Inflation, taxes are going to go up.
I mean, you think it's bad now?
This could go into a depression.
We are in a recession.
They can lie about it and change the Wikipedia version of it all they want.
But he gets up there to fight for the bill.
I listened to like a minute of it, and I was ready just to...
Throw something and break the TV. I know.
That's why I don't watch.
And it's just like, he might as well be talking about some French onion soup he made.
They don't care because it ain't going to affect me.
He's just going through the motions.
This bill will essentially raise inflation.
I mean, my God, I'm asleep.
It's ten words in.
I'm falling asleep, cocaine Mitch.
I'm asleep.
God.
And the Republicans think that this needs to be the face of our party.
No.
Definitely, definitely not.
He's the face of the Chinese party.
Yes, he is.
Married to it.
Mm-hmm.
So here you go.
You've got Brittany Griner.
She's been sentenced to nine years for cannabis possession, smuggling in Russia.
Nine and a half years.
Is there a little clip of it?
I didn't see that today.
I was stomping around the swamps.
Yes, you were.
Here we go.
Let me pull it up here for you.
And this is the perp walk, of course.
And away we go.
There she is.
Nine years.
She just got out of court there.
And so they are leading her out.
But, yeah.
That's that.
Is that a girl or a dude?
Your guess is as good as mine, but there have been some really horrible pictures.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm sure you've seen them.
Yeah.
I've seen them.
Everybody sends them to me.
I don't know why they send them to me.
But, you know, it's hard to know what's real and what's doctored.
You know, I don't know.
But I hate when they act like, you know, and I've said before, you know, I hope they get her home because I don't think anybody should be nine years in prison for weed.
I don't care where you're at.
Exactly.
I mean, give me a break.
So she's an American, although she hates my guts, and she would call me a racist, even though I'm not, to my face a hundred times.
I still don't, you know, want to happen.
But she's not an innocent victim in this, you know.
They refer to her as a political prisoner.
She's not a political prisoner.
She was caught, and she admits it.
She was caught smuggling what?
What was it, hash or something?
So, marijuana or hash or something, which she knows.
I know it's not serious.
I get it.
But you know, you have to be smarter than that.
You're a public figure.
Okay, I'm going to Russia.
Russia's in unbelievable tensions with the United States right now because we're funding the Ukraine war, unfortunately.
And so I better have my shit together.
Don't bring any weed.
Don't bring anything illegal.
Don't steal a poster off the wall.
Don't, you know, take a pin from the motel.
You have to be smarter than that.
And to me, I wouldn't have went over there to begin with.
I'd have called my agent and said, look, you think I'm going to Russia right now with all this, you know, about to go to war with us?
I'm going to go over and play basketball?
You're crazy.
I wouldn't even went over there, much less all in drugs.
They get paid a tremendous amount for going and doing things like this.
I mean, they all do.
They get paid to go over there and play basketball.
She's not a political prisoner.
This is her fault.
That's right.
100% it is.
Well, I don't know if you know the latest and greatest, but it looks like the HHS has declared monkeypox a public health emergency nationwide.
Lordy mercy.
The U.S. confirmed cases reached 6,617.
Oh, bullshit.
Good God.
I bet there ain't poop cases in our whole state.
Man, what are they talking about?
Oh, yes.
Well, we knew it was coming.
It's a national emergency.
It's a national emergency for some people, but not others.
I'll tell you that.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's pretty bad.
So, the Biden administration has declared a public health emergency over America's surging monkeypox outbreak.
Announcement was made by...
Department of Health and Human Services Secretary Becerra at a press briefing this afternoon.
Officials close to the matter say it will allow greater flexibility with vaccine deliveries and help fast track.
Nobody's ever heard of monkeypox until three weeks ago, and they got a vaccine for it.
Of course they do.
It's ready to go, man.
Pfizer's ready to pump them out, and you better take one, too, even if you're not at risk.
Man, can you imagine some normal person, you know, you know these liberal soy boys and these little rich elitist women, the snobs, that's got their, I'm quadruple vaxxed and proud.
They're calling, you know, around the doctors, do you have a monkeypox vaccine I can take?
Ma'am, gay guys are getting it.
They go to orgies.
I don't care.
Are you a gay guy?
I don't care.
I want the vaccine in case I ever become a gay guy going to a gay orgy.
I mean, come on already.
It's ridiculous.
It's not a national emergency here.
I mean...
It's nothing.
Exactly.
It can be stopped.
This is not spread, you know, in the air.
Mm-mm.
This can be stopped.
What's the vaccine going to do?
Where do they get the vaccine?
What's in it?
Well, it's two-part monkeys, four-part orangutans, eight-part lizard guts, four-part bat wings.
I mean, we don't know what's in the damn thing.
I've never even heard a monkey.
Look, who's heard a monkey pox six months ago?
Anybody?
When the sound of my voice heard monkey pox?
I hadn't.
And then all of a sudden they get it.
And it's not affecting anybody.
And very few people.
And then they got a vaccine for it?
Where?
I mean, it's supposed to be, what, seven to eight year clinical trials?
So we might get monkeypox one day back when Obama was president.
So we better get some monkeypox vaccines that are working.
I mean...
This is crazy.
Well, I mean, I don't think there's a better meme than this one when it says Mary Dudes explaining how they got monkey pox.
And this is out from Grand Ole Memes.
I mean, come on.
We know exactly who's getting monkey pox.
And it's not...
We don't fit the category.
Yeah, if your husband comes home, ladies, with monkey pox...
You might want to sit down and have a little chat.
Have a little discussion with him about that because there's a real problem.
But of course, here we are again at midterms.
What are they going to do?
They're going to start scaring people into all of this.
Monkeypox!
Monkeypox drop boxes.
That's right.
Monkeypox dog box.
And big farm.
And big farm.
Monkeypox drop box.
It's hard to even say.
Monkeypox drop box.
This is ridiculous.
And Big Pharma, they're the ones that are going to be making out big because all of a sudden they're going to start talking about how we all have to get a vaccination for all of this stuff and everything else.
Yeah, you don't get a monkeypox vaccination, you lose your job, can't feed your family.
I mean, good God.
That's right, but yet you've got people like this clown, right?
Banana man, who is sitting there, who's making all the money on vaccines.
He's been warning about this for quite some time, and he's referring to Bill Gates.
These are the people that are going to be making a ton of money off of all this.
It's a big deal.
It's a bad deal.
Real bad deal.
We've got to get this country back on track here.
And the sooner, the better.
Okay, which one's more dangerous, and which one has more cases a year right now?
Monkeypox?
Or herpes.
No kidding.
I guarantee you, herpes is 150,000 times more cases, way more dangerous.
And why isn't there a health emergency about that?
I mean, this is ridiculous.
Of course it is.
Of course it is.
You got you some monkeypox?
I got me some monkeypox.
We all got monkeypox.
Well, they think it worked in 2020 elections.
They think it's going to work again.
I mean, it's pretty easy to see who's got it.
It's not like COVID. If you're in a bar and this dude comes over and says, hey baby, and he's got 25,000 blisters all over the back.
What do you think?
Exactly.
He may have monkeypox, but I'm not sure.
Uh-uh.
Sorry.
It's just not even going to happen.
And what's so interesting is that these are the very people that claim that you have to wear a mask, you have to keep your distance from people and everything else.
Okay, well, explain that little number on your face and on your hands and on everything else.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Doesn't like you've been playing six feet apart from anybody.
Not even at all.
Well, the show has completely flown by.
We're way over.
I know you probably want to go home and take a nap after your morning.
You have had a rough go of it, but I just want to make sure that I definitely give a shout out.
And I always miss somebody, and so I always get them the next day because the show goes so quick.
But shout out to the people that donated today.
VegCons, Texas Gal Forever, Mother of Pearl, Alchemy, that was yesterday.
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Thank you all so much for your donations to the show.
Thank you for helping us in front of the scenes Behind the scenes, thank you for being the best littermates on the planet and welcoming so many new people in.
The show is growing like crazy.
It is just amazing every single day.
Yeah, it really is.
The show's growing.
I know.
We got offers for sponsors.
Can you believe that?
I know.
They want to hear us talk about the product.
We're like, you know, we'd have to go to a two-hour show and I'm just like...
Wow.
You got to think about it because I want to be able to say what I want to say.
Yes.
Nobody's ever going to tell me what to say.
No.
No.
That's definitely not going to happen.
So, if we end up with sponsors...
That's what this country's all about, freedom of speech.
No big deal.
You know, a conservative listens to the show and can't stand what I'm saying.
They say, I ain't listening to that anymore.
You know, cat turd sucks.
A liberal listens to the show, well, I gotta shut his voice down because he's not saying what I believe in.
Exactly.
That's the difference.
Exactly.
That's me.
If I hear...
I mean, you think I want to hear these stupid-ass liberals talk, I'll block them.
All right, you think I'll watch The View?
I don't care.
I don't want the view shut down.
I'd never say shut down the view forever.
Y'all don't have a right to say what you want to say.
I just don't watch it because it's nonsense.
It's a bunch of raging, angry, low IQ women raging.
Well, I mean, that's what's so fun about it is that, okay, so let's hear what obnoxious thing they have to say today.
I mean, they're just so out of touch.
They don't live the life that we live.
They're completely obnoxious.
I don't know who watches them, but someone does.
And it's funny.
But I would never want to shut them down because they have a different view than I do.
I mean, heck, I can shut down from everything.
I don't care.
These liberals try to shut down everything.
If you don't...
Believe exactly what they believe.
They try to shut down comedians, for God's sake.
I know.
Telling jokes.
That joke's offensive.
That joke's offensive.
Let me listen for five moments.
That joke's offending me?
I guess.
That joke's offending me?
Sure.
I'm going to get this guy shut down.
If you look hard enough.
Just don't listen to him.
There's a lot of comedians I hate.
I just don't think they're funny.
I just don't listen to him.
Yeah.
God, they couldn't handle Andrew Desclake.
Thank God.
They couldn't.
They can't handle anything.
That's the whole point.
They're so ridiculous.
They get offended over everything.
Everybody needs a trophy.
It's the same thing.
And it's beyond the point where anybody cares.
They just look so ridiculous.
But you would know that because they shut people down who's going to say, you look ridiculous.
The Matt Gaetz answer.
What do you say about people that are offended?
Be offended.
Yeah, and move on.
You know, you want to be offended?
Cope and seethe.
Be offended.
We don't care.
Stop crying.
My God, get a life.
You don't like Dave Chappelle?
Don't listen to him.
You don't like Fox News and Tucker Carlson?
Don't listen to him.
You don't like the people that shop at Walmart, Waze.
You don't like this company's Waze.
You don't like Apple Waze.
Don't buy their products.
And move on to the next thing in your life.
That's how you have happiness.
Not dwelling on every negative thing until it's a disease in your head.
You can't stop it.
There's people on Twitter right now.
That every single tweet they do is about Trump still.
He's coming up on two years here soon.
And every single tweet is about Trump.
Trump this.
He's a Russian asset.
Putin puppet.
I mean, they just can't stop.
It really is.
It really is a mental disorder.
They can't stop, and they're not going to.
They're still very much writing articles about President Trump and everything else, and it's amazing.
He is going to live in their heads for eternity, especially Nancy Pelosi.
I've never seen anybody.
I mean, I've never seen anybody trigger him.
Reagan really triggered him, too, but I've never seen anybody trigger the left like Trump.
They just, I mean, they just, they've become so unreasonable and so fanatical.
It's almost hilarious.
I mean, they made up, you know, Trump derangement syndrome.
And it's true.
It's a real disease.
It's really true.
I mean, you would think with all the damage that Joe Biden has done to this country in such a short time that he would be living in all of our heads, but he's not.
We see him for the buffoon that he is, the turnip brain that he is.
We don't want him to do anything other than to put things back the way he found them, right?
I mean, that's it.
He wouldn't know how.
We don't want him to do anything else.
He can't find his own underwear in the morning.
Let's get back to where we were.
He can't find his own underwear in the morning.
He don't even know what state he's in.
He don't know, you know, state of confusion.
Well, let's make some noise on this whole thing going on in Arizona.
Let's pray for them.
And honestly, I mean, this is a really, really bad deal.
Stop cheating!
Anti-American, communist, God, you know, crooks!
Stop cheating!
Exactly.
But we'll have something tomorrow, I'm sure.
Hopefully it's something to celebrate.
I could have grabbed me and ten of my buddies.
We could have counted in votes by yesterday at noon.
I know.
You know that.
This is ridiculous.
It really is, but this is how they cheat.
This is how they do it.
We've gone through it.
They're finding them right now.
They certainly are.
They've got a magical number they've got to come up with in order to put somebody above.
When you've got a massive landslide and they're lying like this, and you've got Cary Lake, so popular, and if they cheat and stick that rhino on there, I guarantee you there's nobody going to get out and vote on Election Day.
The Democrats are going to win a landslide.
Well, that's what happened with the two candidates that you had right after the 2020 elections over there in Arizona.
Same exact thing.
Same thing when they stole it from President Trump.
No one showed up to vote for Perdue.
And what was her name?
She was a rhino too, but still, they didn't show up.
Yeah.
They were like, why are we going to vote?
Why are we showing up to vote?
In Georgia when they just cheated us.
We've been watching them for four weeks cheat.
Why are we going to show up to vote?
They are working on some deals with those rhinos.
Don't think for one second they didn't dump $20 million into that campaign of her opponents, of Carrie Lake's opponent, and not expect to get something out of it.
Believe me, they are working, and they are working hard at it.
But hopefully good will prevail.
We'll see how it shakes down.
That's right.
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