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COVID Joe - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 7/21/2022 - Ep. 130

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	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Today is Thursday, July 21st, 2022, episode number 130.
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	You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
	Hey there, Cat.
	How are you?
	Hey, hey, hey.
	What do you say?
	I'm doing good over here.
	I thought I'd start a show with a lame rhyme.
	That's okay.
	You're doing a lot better than COVID Joe.
	When you named the show this morning, I don't know what...
	COVID Joe.
	Oh my gosh.
	It just had me cracking up the entire time.
	Every single time I would type it into our description.
	I told you that I was going to get rid of him.
	Yeah.
	This is just the start.
	This is the beginning of the end for old Joe.
	Number one, I don't believe he has COVID. I think he...
	They're just like, man, this is bad.
	You know, his approval's gone from 36 to 33 to 31.
	Now it's 29.
	He had the disastrous overseas trip.
	Every time he talks, he's blubbering and blabbering.
	He told everybody he had cancer yesterday.
	I know.
	And they're just like, man, let's just say he had COVID to get him out of here for 14 days, and then he can rest.
	That's all it is, man.
	I don't believe it for a second.
	I don't believe it either, but they are definitely going to pump this one and make sure that, you know, I mean, they're looking for a lot of things here.
	They're trying to give him an excuse for his behavior.
	Anybody that announces that they have cancer, I mean, that was just a complete disaster in and of itself.
	I mean...
	It's either dementia or he's a serial liar.
	He's a compulsive liar, so he lies about everything.
	He tells all these stories about how great he is.
	He's really done nothing.
	He's a little rich kid who's never had a real job and been in government his whole life.
	That's all it is.
	He's never done any kind of adventures or nothing.
	Well, completely.
	His entire career has been based on lies.
	I mean, let's face it.
	Here he goes out to talk about a possibility of declaring a climate emergency.
	And how does this administration prepare for it?
	With their gas-guzzling vehicles.
	I mean, look at this.
	Not very good for optics, everyone.
	Look at this.
	This is how they are arriving to start talking about why we need to declare a climate emergency.
	All of them are gas guzzlers here.
	Let's face it.
	This is ridiculous.
	The entire administration is completely...
	They have no idea what they're doing.
	They have no idea about optics or anything else.
	They can't scare anybody with COVID. COVID's over worldwide.
	The only way you're going to enforce it is literally by the police with guns in countries like Australia that gave up their guns like dumbasses.
	That's right.
	So that's how they're going to have to do it because nobody believes it because it's fake.
	And then, you know, so they're bringing back the hoax, climate change, which is a total hoax, 100% unreal.
	The Earth's not warming up.
	And even if it is, the Earth warms and cools.
	It's just the way it is.
	It's been like that from the beginning of time.
	You ever heard of the Ice Age?
	What caused the Ice Age?
	Well...
	Prehistoric cars, of course, caused the highest age.
	Yeah, there was cavemen driving around in their SUVs.
	That's how it caused the global cooling cost.
	People were crazy.
	And they never talk about what really causes the temperature to fluctuate on Earth.
	That big, round, orange thing in the sky.
	That's right.
	That's the sun.
	93 million miles away.
	It's called the sun.
	And they never mention it.
	Boy, well, this is ridiculous.
	It's the next gimmick.
	It's the next scam.
	They're running through them all as quickly as they possibly can.
	I mean, understand this is a money-making operation for them.
	They plan on profiting one way or another on all of this.
	This is how they make their money.
	And they need suckers and fools, and that's where the Democrat voters come in, because they're dumb.
	They are.
	You hear me, folks?
	You are dumb.
	You don't have any common sense.
	You can't figure out anything.
	You swallow the vomit, then the throw up, the government tells you just gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.
	I mean...
	You're dumb.
	Dumb.
	Yeah.
	You're dumb.
	Same thing.
	Same thing.
	I love that.
	Still dumb.
	Still dumb.
	Yep, you're still dumb.
	Well, I mean, let's face it.
	So he comes out and he makes all of these crazy comments, which we're really getting used to, to the point where it's just shameful.
	I mean, check out these cancer comments from yesterday.
	Well, let me find it here.
	Where did they go?
	Here they are.
	My mother drove us, rather than us be able to walk.
	And guess what?
	The first frost, you know what was happening?
	You had to put on your windshield wipers to get, literally, the oil slick off the window.
	That's why I and so damn many other people I grew up have cancer.
	And why can't, for the longest time, Delaware had the highest cancer rate in the nation.
	I mean, come on!
	He's blaming where he used to live in Delaware.
	Yeah, there's just like an old slick on my windshield.
	I drive down the road and I turn my windshield wipers on and man, there's some 2050 pencil right there, a whole court.
	Going back and forth, I can't see anything.
	Oh, it's terrible.
	I mean, this is so bad.
	It's to the point where, yes, of course they are hiding him.
	Of course they are.
	I mean, you named the show yesterday, Hyden Biden.
	You knew this was coming.
	You started nailing this.
	I know!
	You gotta admit, I called that one.
	They're gonna hide him.
	You know what?
	You call so many things that it is so funny.
	It's like we need a fortune turd.
	We did have a fortune turd somewhere.
	Fortune turd.
	We're going to have to find a fortune turd.
	Fortune turd.
	Fortune turd.
	Because you have been right on the money this entire time.
	I told you.
	Yeah.
	It's just another example.
	They're going to hide him, man.
	He made a fool of himself overseas.
	Yeah.
	There's a point.
	Everybody knows the man doesn't know what planet he's on.
	Everybody knows it.
	But it's so bad now.
	He's out there mumbling about oil on his windshield.
	That's why I have cancer.
	Then the White House comes and says, Joe Biden doesn't have cancer.
	No, he has dementia.
	Yeah, exactly.
	That's why he said he had cancer.
	The chat is totally blowing up, and American525 over in Twitch says, I'm alive more than five decades, never saw oily windshields.
	The whole thing is just pretty crazy, but this is typical Joe.
	Yeah.
	When my mom and dad, when gas went up, we felt it.
	We were at the kitchen table talking about it.
	Give me a break, dude.
	You're a trust fund baby.
	Gas could have been $100 a gallon.
	Your family would have never felt it.
	My God, he just lies about everything, from corn pop to, I used to be in the United Bragg, and I'd take him behind the bleachers.
	I mean, really?
	Enough is enough.
	Well, remember, this is the same guy, just another example, who claimed that during his presidency he was going to cure cancer.
	Check it out.
	If I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes America is we're going to cure cancer.
	Okay.
	So that hasn't happened.
	Think about how far he's fallen.
	That's only a few years ago.
	At least he got through the sentence.
	He never can get through a sentence without a bub, bub, bub, bub now.
	Right.
	Not one sentence.
	He can't complete a sentence.
	No, he can't.
	He'd have the mighty fallen big time.
	Big time.
	He's shaking imaginary people's hands again in Europe.
	Oh boy.
	I mean, my God, this guy.
	And then who they got waiting.
	I'm telling you, she's going to end up being president because they're going to get this buffoon out.
	And there has never been a woman in the history of this country least deserving to be the first female president of this great country than Kamala Harris.
	There's no question about that.
	I mean, I think we're all just kind of bracing ourselves for the inevitable because what a joke.
	But in some ways, you know, I mean, she has absolutely—she's just going to damage them even further, talking about the Democrats.
	She really—you really think that it's as bad as it gets with Joe.
	Well, just wait until you have Kamala up there.
	What a joke that would be.
	Everybody knows what she is.
	She's a nothing.
	She slept her way to the top.
	She can't speak.
	She talks in circles.
	It's almost like she's got dementia as well.
	The way she carries on.
	She doesn't know what she's even talking about most of the time.
	She's obviously not qualified.
	So here they go.
	They push these two.
	She's dumb, man.
	God, she's dumb.
	The passages of time.
	So in the passages of time, we were talking about the passage of time.
	So it's time passages, the passage of time.
	It just keeps going.
	It's like, how many times are you going to say this in a row?
	Seven, eight, ten?
	Exactly.
	And she's also memorized that pattern of speech.
	Even if she changes the words out.
	She speaks the exact same way when she memorizes something that she wants to put out there.
	And it's just a disaster because then she gets off script and it's just, oh boy.
	I don't know.
	It's pretty bad.
	Right when you think it can't get any worse, it always does.
	I mean, he couldn't even say Jake Achencloss, his name right.
	I mean, that was pretty bad.
	I don't know if you saw this screw up, but he even referred to him as a she.
	Yeah.
	With Warren, Conor Zags, Hawken Claw, Sauce, where is she?
	There you go.
	Sauce or Claw, where is she?
	Of course his name is Jake.
	He's completely gone, man.
	Listen to that.
	I'm not kidding.
	It sounds just like that.
	That is what it is.
	I tweeted a while ago, Peto Peter finally sniffed the wrong head.
	Oh my gosh, he did.
	He really did.
	And what's he going to do without his sniffer?
	I mean, seriously, because one of the side effects of getting COVID is you lose your appetite and the ability to smell.
	I know because I had it and I was over it in like three days, no big deal.
	And I haven't gotten the jab or anything, but that was one of the symptoms.
	What's he going to do without his sniff?
	I don't know.
	I honestly don't know.
	He's just going to sniff harder trying to sniff it.
	Yeah.
	This guy is all about the sniffer.
	And so without the sniffer, I don't know what he's going to do, but it's not going to be pleasant for anybody that he's around.
	I thought this was really great.
	Grand Ole Memes did the sniff.
	And his glasses, it's like Maverick called from the original Top Gun and wants his Ray-Bans back.
	Exactly.
	Oh, my God.
	He's wearing 1982, 1979 sunglasses.
	Oh, it's so true.
	Did you see this one from Grand Ole Memes?
	Yeah, he's got...
	Where he's sniffing the child.
	Oh, the meme, the memesters.
	It's just one after another.
	They've been having a wonderful time with all of that.
	He's not going to get any sympathy.
	No.
	I don't wish well on anybody, and I don't ever try to walk on graves after the people die and stuff, even if I hate them in real life.
	Right.
	But do you think I get any sympathy for this guy?
	The guy that calls me a white supremacist and a terrorist, the guy that said because I'm unvaccinated, it's my fault that people are dying, that I'm going to have a winter of death and disease and sickness.
	Screw him.
	I didn't have a winter death disease.
	I didn't get jabbed.
	You're the one with COVID, idiot.
	Not me.
	That's right.
	And remember what they were always telling everyone, right?
	You're not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations.
	Well, he's been triple jabbed, right?
	And here he is stuck with COVID. It is just outrageous.
	It's the fist bump, I'm telling you.
	They're like, we're going to put COVID on my knuckles and boom.
	Bye, boy.
	Well, you know what he said to President Xi, have a nice day.
	I mean, right when you think it can't get any worse, they ask him another question, and this is why he's got all of a sudden the COVID, is for these reasons.
	Only Democrats.
	We talked about this yesterday, too.
	It's only high-profile Democrat politicians now that get COVID. They're like, COVID's everywhere.
	Man, it's really bad right now.
	Why does everybody seem like they got COVID? I haven't even heard of a single case within 100 miles of where I live.
	I don't know what the hell they're talking about.
	It's all fake.
	Did you see where Project Veritas had that CNN guy say that, yeah, they're only trying to...
	They're bringing back climate change because nobody's scared of COVID anymore, so they're bringing back climate change to try to get everybody locked down again.
	Man, I'm telling you, just don't do it.
	I mean, these people are crazy.
	Climate change is a hoax, period.
	They get these kids, and they've been preaching this crap now to your kids.
	You're talking about how they groom now.
	Well, it used to be they used to drive this in these kids' head in the first, second grade.
	I remember a friend of mine's son was like, well, he's grown now, but that's how long it's been.
	He's graduated high school.
	But he was talking all that COVID, that climate change crap.
	And it took me and his dad like two days to deprogram him and say it's a bunch of bull crap.
	They're lying to you.
	Don't believe it.
	Well, it's the same thing with all of it.
	I mean, they just lie to these kids.
	And remember, this is what they're hearing.
	When they're not at home, they're at school where they are learning all about...
	These climate issues.
	Yeah, pronouns.
	That's what they're learning in school.
	Exactly.
	Pronouns, transgenders, men in girls' bathrooms, climate change.
	They're just brainwashing these kids.
	That's why you've got to get your kids out of public school.
	It's not getting any better.
	You're right.
	Just watch some TikTok videos of these teachers.
	And if you don't want to homeschool or somehow figure out to put them in private school, teach them yourself.
	Find a teacher that'll come to your home.
	Whatever it takes.
	If you can do it.
	I realize some people can't do this.
	But if you can, do it.
	Yes.
	Absolutely.
	Because they're just brainwashing these kids.
	And now, you know, it's been 20 years and all these kids are 20, 25, 30 years old.
	And they're all, climate change, climate change.
	Oh, my God.
	And it's just been a hoax the whole time.
	Well, they've been doing it forever, and we've all survived miraculously.
	We're all still here.
	It's always 12 years.
	Exactly.
	You know, when Al Gore wrote the Audacity of Dopeness, whatever it's called, the Audacity of Hope, he's like, yeah, by 2015, Miami and New York are going to be underwater.
	Yeah, they are.
	Word.
	And this is ridiculous, and especially when you think about how much time.
	I mean, you can't really blame the kids because they're around their teachers and their peers more than they're around their parents.
	They're scaring them.
	So this is the influence, right?
	They scare the shit out of these kids.
	100%.
	They're monsters.
	You know, everything scares you when you're a kid, when you're six, seven, eight years old.
	You don't understand death.
	You don't understand...
	Life.
	I mean, there's a bunch of big people walking around that can just beat the shit out of you if they want to.
	You're scared.
	You know what I mean?
	It's scary.
	It is.
	It is.
	It's scary as hell.
	And what do these liberals do?
	The earth's gonna implode if we don't get a hold of cow farts.
	The whole earth's going to explode and you're going to be in a hellfire and damnation.
	It's going to be turned to ash because it's so hot.
	You're going to boil when you take a bath.
	And if that don't get you, wear this mask because the very air you breathe.
	Well, I mean, they're putting all of this stuff in textbooks.
	They're reading it.
	They're showing videos on it.
	They're giving them graphs and charts, having them memorize it so they can take tests.
	This is perfect brainwashing.
	This is a perfect environment to brainwash.
	And if you don't believe the way they believe or what they're putting on these tests and answer correctly, you fail.
	So these poor kids, you can't help but feel sorry for them.
	This is what they're up against.
	They don't have a choice, really, in this matter.
	I mean, this is bad stuff.
	Well, I think this was a fantastic video.
	I just pulled it up from your page from Project Veritas.
	I'm going to go ahead and play it.
	It's gotten 1.3 million views so far.
	The story comes up, they're going to latch on to it.
	They've already announced in her office that once The public will be open to it.
	We're going to start focusing mainly on climate, global warming.
	That's going to be our next...
	I don't know.
	It's going to be our focus.
	Our focus was to get Trump out of office.
	Without saying it, that's what it was.
	So our next thing is going to be for climate change.
	Awareness.
	What does that look like?
	I don't know.
	I'm not sure.
	I have a feeling it's just going to be constantly showing videos of decline and ice and Who decides that?
	The head of the network, like, just...
	Who's that?
	Is that Zucker?
	Zucker, yeah.
	I imagine that he's got his counsel and they've all, like, discussed, like, where they think...
	So that's, like, the next...
	Pandemic-like story that will be to death.
	But that one's got longevity.
	You know what I mean?
	It's not like there's a definitive ending to the pandemic.
	It'll taper off to a point that it's not a problem anymore.
	Probably I think it's going to take years.
	They'll probably be able to milk that for quite a bit.
	Yeah.
	So, climate change overload.
	Be prepared, it's coming.
	Stories, like right now, we had an inside track right now where two stories are going to be pushed.
	Climate change is going to be the next moving thing for CNN. We're going to focus on that.
	I love it.
	But that's a fair thing to focus on.
	You said it's going to be like the new COVID. They are so bad.
	They are so bad.
	Here's a guy that looks like he's probably 50 years old and he's saying a like.
	Every other word.
	Like.
	Like what I like.
	Like.
	It's like.
	Man.
	Stop saying like.
	Well, they just told you.
	They just rolled out what you're going to be hearing non-stop and everybody else for the next couple of months into the midterms.
	This is where we are now.
	It's a climate emergency and everything else.
	They do everything they can now.
	I've been in here in the Gulf for a long time, and I used to watch a lot of the Weather Channel because there wasn't no computer and stuff back in the early 90s and stuff that you could really go on and stuff.
	But it used to just be, okay, here comes the storm.
	And there's a little bit of yellow, a little bit of dark green, a little bit.
	And now it's like red, black, orange, every storm, you know?
	And it's just, they use all these graphics to make it, you know, scared as hell.
	And like the heat index.
	Have you ever heard the heat index when I was a kid?
	Nobody ever heard of it.
	It came along about time Al Gore and everybody did in the 90s.
	The heat index.
	That's so they can tell you that it's way hotter than it is, so you'll be scared of it.
	It's 87 here today in sunny Florida, but it feels like 127.
	So there's people that come around.
	It's 127 degrees.
	I'm like, no, it's not.
	It's just 87.
	No, I heard it on the weather.
	It's 127.
	No, it's 87.
	And you know what it feels like?
	87.
	Because this is what 87 feels like.
	If it was 127, you would be fried egg right now on the pavement.
	My gosh.
	Well, that is true, but they do.
	They scare.
	I mean, this is a good one.
	Yeah, that I posted this morning.
	This is exactly what I'm talking about.
	They do this with storms, too.
	It's marketing.
	Pure marketing.
	Check this one out.
	This one is from Hayley Baraturns.
	People, look.
	This is the power of branding.
	Use of color, typography, messaging, language.
	It's called marketing, people.
	In 2009, look at the temperatures.
	Look, have a look.
	Right?
	Higher than 2022, but they've done it in red and fire and orange because red is way more scary than this kind of like average dull beige colour.
	Blue.
	Makes you feel safe.
	It's blue with the contrast and the red.
	It's on fire!
	The country's on fire!
	That's exactly how it is.
	So, I don't think so, mate.
	I don't fucking think so.
	She's funny.
	That's what they do with weather here now.
	That's what they do with everything now, with weather.
	It's like a storm's coming by and you want to see it.
	So I have to get these real radar apps and stuff because we have a lot of weather coming off the Gulf to look, to make sure it doesn't look like...
	Because you look at some of these weather channels type things and it's like, oh my God, we're about to get hit by...
	27 tornadoes and the biggest rainstorm ever.
	And it's red.
	I mean, it's dark red and it's about to hit us.
	You go outside and it's sprinkling.
	Exactly.
	And then you have to get a real time, you know, Doppler radar, good live thing that doesn't advertise and isn't the weather channel and isn't a woke station.
	That's just, you know, you're pulling it right from the Doppler and then you can see it.
	Oh, let me pull this up.
	It's only light green.
	It's not black with deep red.
	With lightning bolts going through it and literally adding lightning bolts.
	My gosh.
	Well, I used to live in Florida, and I know that it rains a lot there, right?
	But then all of a sudden, in about 10 minutes, it turns back into being sunny again.
	That's why you have the humidity that you do.
	But the hurricanes and everything else, that's why when you start talking about things that they're trying to implement, whether it be the electric cars or whether it be climate change or whether it be COVID or whatever, you know this is just a power trip and also a get-rich-quick scheme.
	It's their next thing.
	Let's go over it.
	Electric cars suck.
	COVID is the flu.
	Climate change is a hoax.
	Just so everybody knows.
	Just so we're clear.
	You can live the next 10 or 15 years in peace and not think about dying every waking second.
	Who lives like that?
	They want you to be so scared of dying that you don't live your life.
	That's the idea.
	That's the idea.
	These people with five masks on, what are you so scared of?
	Do you not see that it's 99.9% survival rate?
	That means it's like one in a thousand.
	If you catch it, you're going to die.
	That's the thing.
	I mean, and here they are, the White House, they had to basically come back out and unword scramble what Biden was talking about when he said that he had cancer.
	Okay, so...
	Greg Price goes on to say, you mean to tell us that when Biden said he has cancer due to old slicks, he was really referring to when he had cancerous moles removed due to exposure to sunlight?
	The sun did it.
	Okay?
	So you can blame the sun.
	Of course, Bill Gates has mentioned how he could block out the sun.
	It's ridiculous.
	It's absolutely ridiculous.
	It was skin cancer.
	A lot of people have had this.
	A lot of people have had this removed.
	I doubt he's even had it.
	I know.
	That's probably a lie.
	Everything he says is a lie.
	You can't believe anything.
	Any single, every single thing comes out of that idiot's mouth is a lie.
	It always has been.
	He's just a joke.
	But it's good that he's getting, you know, it doesn't matter if you're President of the United States.
	You know what you're going to go down as, Joe?
	The biggest laughingstock embarrassment in history.
	They're going to laugh at you for hundreds and hundreds a year.
	You're going to be the butt of every joke.
	Right.
	For hundreds of years.
	Remember that dumbass dementia patient?
	Basement dummy.
	It couldn't give me a sentence.
	Yeah, there's a president like that 150 years from now.
	Let's go back.
	We have it on film now.
	It's not like we have George Washington on film or Abraham Lincoln on film.
	You know what I mean?
	Oh, boy.
	You know, we don't have Thomas Jefferson.
	The guy that got 81 million ballots.
	Ballots.
	That guy.
	Not votes.
	That guy.
	Mm-hmm.
	They've got themselves backed in a corner.
	Well, if you were to ask, of course, Corrine Jean-Pierre about where exactly was the resident infected, here you go.
	Where exactly was the resident infected?
	Where was he infected?
	I don't think we know.
	I certainly don't know if you have any thoughts on it.
	Look, I don't think that matters, right?
	I think what matters is we prepared for this moment.
	I think what matters is what Dr.
	Jha just laid out.
	If we look at where we were a year and a half ago, this is a president, when he walked in, one of his first priorities was to make sure we had a comprehensive plan to get people vaccinated.
	Uh-huh.
	Really?
	What the hell's I got doing things?
	So you got COVID. I don't know anybody.
	Unvaccinated people aren't getting it.
	This is the pandemic of the vaccinated.
	Oh my gosh.
	Exactly.
	Most people will say the exact same thing that you're saying.
	That this is the problem.
	Is that people that have gotten COVID are the ones that have gotten the jab.
	End of story.
	End of story.
	I mean, it's very clear.
	So I want to just quickly thank a few people.
	Vera Bollick, who has donated to the show, and then Burrito Boy, who just donated.
	Mother of Pearl, who also donated.
	And then we have Therese, who donated.
	Thank you so much.
	We really appreciate that.
	Thank you.
	The whole thing.
	It's like cattywampus.
	It really is like we're living in a crazy world right now.
	Did you see the video I posted earlier this morning?
	I put awful over it.
	I scroll down my page, and that woman that was talking about getting jabbed, and then a month later, she's like 30-something years old.
	Oh, that was horrible.
	Yes, it was.
	This was really actually disturbing in a lot of ways.
	I was looking at this, and so she died.
	Look at the dates.
	It was like three weeks later after the last video.
	Yeah, watch this.
	She was like a famous logger.
	Everybody wish me luck.
	Getting it right here or right here.
	I'm not sure.
	Wish me luck.
	Have a great day.
	Good morning, fuckers and fuckettes.
	I am vaccinated, caffeinated, and freshly masturbated.
	Time to grab the device balls.
	Consensually, of course.
	I am home, and I feel fine.
	I feel perfect so far.
	It's only been 21 minutes.
	I'll keep you up.
	Wow. - Wow.
	Yeah, TikToker Candice Riddler dies at 36.
	Yep, that was like three weeks after that video.
	Wow.
	36 years old, died of a heart attack.
	Her family's like, I don't understand what happened.
	She was healthy.
	She said, well, I know.
	She got myocarditis from the clot shot and she died.
	Wow.
	That's what?
	That's exactly what.
	And we're going to see, we're seeing that all over.
	Of course it is.
	Yeah, like she's just going to have a heart attack at 36.
	Yeah.
	Well, you can see all the athletes that it's affected too.
	I mean, these are healthy individuals and all of a sudden you've got an adult death syndrome?
	I don't think so.
	Yeah.
	Sudden death syndrome is what they're calling it now.
	That's ridiculous.
	We didn't have this before COVID and all of a sudden we do after the jabs.
	Sudden death syndrome.
	It's just people are just dying and we don't understand why.
	It's like they're 12 years old, 25.
	They're athletic.
	They're just walking around, boom, dead.
	Trying to kick a soccer ball, boom, dead.
	And you know, her, TikTok, famous TikTok person.
	I got the shot.
	Here it is, 21 minutes.
	Nothing happened.
	Comedians.
	Yeah, I'm doing so good.
	And then three weeks later, dead.
	You've got a lot of people, especially if you were to just take the ones that people know about, the social media influencers who they can't hide in paper, right?
	The athletes, the major star athletes, they can't hide them, right?
	Because people want to know where they are and they're following them.
	The comedians.
	You've got a whole list here of people that are in the spotlight and that are dying, dropping dead without having a problem before they had the jab.
	And now they are.
	This is awful.
	I posed to the comedian that I'm actually making fun of people.
	I got the jab.
	I couldn't believe it.
	But the tide is definitely turning.
	Did you see that?
	It is turning.
	I think a lot of people are starting to look at this thing and say, hey, you know what?
	Okay, that's great and all for you, but it's not for me.
	I'm not going to do that to my body.
	There hasn't been anything like that that I need ever.
	I got through it in three days.
	Three days!
	It was over.
	I did the show and everything.
	Yeah.
	I didn't worry about it.
	I mean, it was like, okay, I was bracing for something.
	So that was the three days you were saying a bunch of dumb shit because you didn't feel good?
	I remember that.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	Yeah, that was delirious.
	I was high on orange juice.
	Sorry.
	It was the blood sugar thing.
	No, but it's crazy.
	It really is crazy.
	I'm so bad.
	Well, you're not.
	Then you have Dr.
	Birx, who is actually confirming that COVID didn't come from nature.
	It came out of a box.
	Oh, really?
	Ready to infect.
	Yes.
	I thought a bat screwed a chicken on top of a pig, and boom, we got COVID, everybody dies.
	Woo-hoo!
	Oh boy.
	So all of a sudden, their lives are starting to catch up with them because we knew it came out of a box.
	We knew it came out of a lab.
	But of course, we were punished for that knowledge.
	Even the doctors that had...
	No, it came from the wet market two miles away from where they do all the coronavirus testing.
	It didn't come from there.
	It came from there.
	God, they think people are dumb.
	And the reason they think that is because most people are damn dumb.
	That's right.
	I mean, they got these people wearing masks, walking around saying men can get pregnant, and saying whatever gender they feel like being, you know, I'm a flagpole today.
	These people are batshit crazy.
	And believe me, they're drinking martinis at their million-dollar bars, and they're laughing at you fools because they're saying, let's just, you know, they're drunk one night, and they're like, let's tell the men can get pregnant.
	I guarantee you they'll fall for it.
	It's ridiculous.
	And they're making fun of you idiots!
	They are, and they will continue to.
	Well, speaking of which, we did have a special request for the she-her pronoun cat video.
	Check this out.
	Hi, my name is Erin.
	I use she-her pronouns, and I am...
	Yeah, exactly.
	Somebody needs a cat to heard that one.
	Oh my gosh.
	Mother of Pearl just requested it.
	I put it up on my page when it was sent to me from Fleet Admiral James and I have just been laughing because that's been my current mood.
	I am so sick of the liberals and their talking points and now that they are losing every...
	Everything that really means something to people, what people are actually going to vote for, they're trying to distract with all this other nonsense, whether it be abortion, abortion, abortion, that's the new Russia, Russia, Russia, or whether it be COVID, or whether it be a climate emergency, or this, or that, gay marriage, this.
	Everything except for what is important to the American people.
	I mean, really.
	I always say this.
	Take an average person in America, just take anybody listening to the show, and write your top 100 things that you care about that's important to you in your life from the government.
	And it's going to be, right now, it's going to be inflation, gas prices, jobs, the economy, border, all the way down to the 100th thing you can think of.
	Then flip it upside down.
	That's what liberals care about.
	Your 100th is their number one.
	Okay, I'm being teamed up on right now in chat.
	They want me to play the Kat Smacks she, her pronouns one more time.
	Okay.
	Oh, yeah, man.
	Play it.
	Here you go.
	She can get slapped enough.
	It's so funny.
	All right, so let me...
	I have to move from there.
	Hi, my name is Erin.
	I use she/her pronouns and I am this...
	That is the only sensible one there is the cat.
	Yeah.
	The cat.
	Even cats are tired of hearing this crap.
	That's exactly the way America feels right now, believe me, about this.
	Hi, I'm she-she, she-she-she-shash, and the seashells on the seashore.
	Oh.
	Who gives a damn, you narcissist?
	I don't care what you call yourself.
	Get off the social media.
	We don't care.
	Stop taking pictures of yourself.
	We don't care about your pronouns.
	We don't care at all.
	We can't stand it.
	That's right.
	It's so bad.
	And especially when you know what you know about how they are trying to use this as optics.
	This is more division.
	That's all this is.
	It's trying to divide the country even further.
	They thought it was really great that they were able to make up this language, kind of like gibberish or pig Latin or anything else, with the kids that they would start falling in line with this.
	And it just took off because now they're creating their own language.
	Okay, I identify as this way.
	I identify as that way.
	And then you've got the corporations that are also contributing to it.
	They got people testifying on the hill from Harvard professors.
	Oh, you're a bigot because that's against trans because you say men can't get pregnant.
	It's ridiculous.
	You can't get pregnant.
	If you are born a man, you will never get pregnant.
	You can do anything you want.
	You can talk until you're blue in the face.
	You can lie.
	You can try to get people banned that say it's not true.
	You can get an emoji made after you, but you'll never get pregnant because you can't.
	It's impossible.
	You anti-science idiot.
	Oh, they are.
	And it's so sad to watch because they're just buying into this thing.
	I mean, when you look at how they're trying to get this out and just even the workforce, like I get a lot of mail from different clients a lot and different corporations because of what my dad does.
	And they will have their pronouns underneath their signature now.
	Kind of like when people are testifying at hearings.
	They have their pronouns under their name, just as prevalent as the name.
	And it's, whoa, no!
	Is this really where we are?
	That we have to be that conscious of how to address a certain person?
	Come on!
	Your name should be enough.
	I know people that actually have changed their names so that people didn't know whether they were a male or a female using names like Chris or Lee or different names because they didn't want to be undermined or known who their gender was, right?
	They just wanted to just go out there, write something, see if they would be approved just on merit, based on their merit alone.
	So it just continues.
	It just keeps feeding the fire, but...
	When you've got a situation like...
	It's attention whores.
	That's all they are.
	They want attention.
	And they just keep going.
	They go crazier and crazier and crazier.
	Trust me.
	I'm telling you that it's just going to keep going.
	It is.
	There's no stopping this in sight.
	People just keep doing it.
	Like, oh, it's so great to have transgenders with their ding-dongs hanging out in front of six-year-olds coming to our school.
	This is all about love and understanding.
	No, it's not.
	It's creepy.
	Would you bring a stripper out there?
	Would you bring a stripper from a strip club to your six year old to your first grade class and have her do a stripping on a pole?
	No.
	That's why it's 18 years old to go in them places, you idiots.
	That's it, too.
	Or 21, whatever it is.
	I wouldn't know.
	Somebody tell me, I don't know.
	I don't know what they do.
	I mean, are there bowls in there?
	I don't know.
	My gosh, but this is the problem that we're all having, is when you have got...
	The Biden Assistant Secretary for Health, Rachel Levine, who is basically saying we need to empower kids to go on puberty blockers and get sex reassignment surgery.
	This is their backup.
	Exactly.
	I totally agree with that.
	That man, and I will say man, and don't care if anybody don't like it or not, I don't care.
	That is a man.
	That man.
	That is a man with lipstick.
	That man's crazy.
	He belongs in handcuffs.
	I agree.
	And I completely and totally agree.
	I like the way they put him in an admiral suit, you know, and say, you're an admiral now.
	And he acts like he went to West Point.
	Worked his way up for 35 years in war to become an admiral.
	Wears everywhere.
	That's right.
	Because he is selling a narrative.
	They think that this is credibility.
	They really do.
	You have to earn my respect.
	You can't just buy it.
	That's right.
	And you can't just fake it.
	I mean, that is someone who belongs in prison.
	They're a psychopath and anybody that says, we need to get more kids on puberty blockers.
	We need to get kids to have sex change operations at 10.
	We need to put them in jail where they belong.
	What's wrong with you?
	He's up there saying it on behalf of our country.
	That's right.
	I mean, this is bad stuff.
	People are like, you misgendered me or you mispronounced me now.
	They act like, oh my God, you just shot me with a shotgun or something.
	They react to it like that.
	If you call Bruce Jenner, how do you like that?
	Let me say it again for you.
	Bruce Jenner.
	Not Caitlyn Jenner.
	Bruce Jenner.
	I'm going to call him.
	If he can call himself anything he wants, I can call him anything I want.
	That's right.
	How's that?
	That's right.
	You must now, I'm going to wear a dress and makeup and you better call me Caitlin.
	No, I'm going to call you Bruce.
	I don't care what anybody says.
	Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce.
	Well, you've been called all kinds of names on social media and you know what?
	So be it.
	I mean, come on.
	It's just like they act like it's a crime.
	We're gonna put you in prison.
	If you call a guy that wears a dress by his male name, we're gonna put you in prison.
	No, you're not.
	It's not against the law.
	I'm not even calling you a name.
	I'm not calling you an asshole.
	I'm not calling you anything.
	I'm just calling you Bruce because I cheered for you whenever it was 1976 when you won the decathlon.
	You know, and you're always going to be Bruce Jenner to me.
	I mean, Bruce didn't just disappear.
	You've got all these medals and record-breaking everything.
	I mean, Olympics.
	So, I mean, come on.
	Bruce is still there.
	We didn't have a funeral for Bruce.
	Bruce is still very much there.
	Yeah, I'm so tired of them trying to cancel your life.
	If you call somebody the wrong pronoun or the wrong name or you call a guy who's a guy, you're a guy.
	That's right.
	You're not a girl.
	You know, you can wear a dress.
	You're a guy in a dress.
	Well, and they're wondering why the military isn't able to get the recruits that they normally would have.
	Nobody wants to join a woke military.
	Not interested.
	Nope.
	Not even at all.
	So here is the Assistant Secretary of Health, if you can believe it, because that just sells it even more, Rachel Levine.
	Check her out.
	So we really want to base our treatment and to affirm and to support and empower these youth, not to limit their participation in activities in sports and even limit their ability to get gender affirmation treatment in their state.
	Good night.
	Arrest.
	I agree.
	Arrest.
	Arrest immediately.
	100%.
	Yeah.
	I'm not going to call people that are like this.
	I'm not going to sit here.
	That's what they want.
	They want you to accept their version of everything.
	They want you to accept that that's a woman because he wore a dress.
	And they're going to try to cancel you.
	And they're going to do everything they can to make you believe their warped sense of reality.
	And I'm not playing along with it.
	I don't care.
	I don't believe, you know, you can do whatever you want.
	I don't care either.
	If you want to be transgender, I don't care.
	You have that right.
	Leave the children out of it, though.
	What is he doing?
	Talking about children.
	That's right.
	I mean, if you want to start hacking into your butt.
	Right.
	If you want to hack on your body after the age of 18, hey, go for it.
	But you know what?
	When you're a child and you're going through all of these emotional changes in your life...
	You don't know what you want.
	You don't have a clue.
	And then they give them these drugs and those drugs make them feel like they're on top of the world and they're getting all of this attention and support for transitioning and they think that this is the greatest thing in the world until it happens.
	Yeah, they're getting attention.
	Right.
	And then the attention goes away after a year or two, and they're like, what have I done?
	That's exactly right.
	And let me tell you something, you know, I'm almost 60 years old, and I'm not, every five or ten years, I'm a completely different person.
	Yeah.
	They say that you change every seven.
	Yeah, you know, you mature as you grow old.
	You know, you think different.
	Things happen in your life that really, you have life-changing events that really change your perspective on things.
	And you can't do that anymore because you made all your decisions.
	When you're seven, your parents made them for you.
	So, I mean, you know, when you're seven and when you're 17, 27, 37, 47, 57, you're going to think totally different at them increments in life.
	And everybody that's older knows what I'm talking about.
	I mean, that's why I've never gotten a tattoo.
	I don't have anything against tattoos.
	A lot of people have a lot of tattoos, but the reason I don't get one is because I change too much.
	I might get one and love it.
	In 10 years, I might hate it.
	You know what I mean?
	Because I'm totally different.
	I really change as time goes on.
	So that's the whole reason I haven't got one.
	Well, and that's the thing.
	I mean, it's your choice.
	But you're an adult and you're ready to make that choice.
	But to put this stuff on kids, these are dramatic, life-changing alterations.
	Yeah, this isn't a tattoo.
	This is not a tattoo.
	This is totally different.
	I mean, my God, you know, one of these white, liberal, rich, moron, elitist, snob, suburban, you know, housewives, they got a little boy who runs and tries his mom's dress on just for the hell of it because he thinks it's funny.
	They're ready to cut his dick off.
	Yeah, and then the daughter goes in there and puts on her dead size 14 work boots, and she's 12 years old and stomps around the house, thinks it's funny, and they're ready to give her an attedictomy.
	They can't wait.
	They're just sitting there going, they're going, wow, this is wonderful.
	We have one in our family.
	What in the world is that?
	Yeah, it's just like, just do what you want.
	When you're an adult, You'll never hear me complain.
	I don't care.
	I don't care who you marry.
	I don't care what you do.
	You can wear five dresses.
	You can do anything you want, but leave the damn kids alone.
	Well, they're not going to win on these issues.
	I mean, the Democrats should know this.
	These are not the issues they're going to win on.
	Okay, great.
	They may cause a stir, and it may be a great attention grabber just for a minute, but you know what?
	It doesn't matter.
	People don't think like this.
	They don't.
	This doesn't have this crazy crap, like this transgender, trying to turn people transgender at age six.
	This has probably got about 1% support in the country.
	And they're just loud about it.
	And they talk about it in the news.
	And all the media's in on it.
	But there's no support for stuff like this nationwide.
	It's ridiculous.
	There's not.
	And they have got...
	Child abuse.
	They're all experts in science.
	They're all experts in COVID. They're all experts in pandemic.
	Ukraine.
	Because it's moneymakers.
	These are the moneymakers.
	These are the big deals.
	Because when you look at abortion, when you look at the trans and all of these other things...
	These are the big money makers for the pharmaceutical companies and everything else.
	And they're all tied together.
	And believe me, these politicians are getting it on the backside as well.
	Literally.
	So, I mean, you've got that Fauci was the director of NIH. He was responsible for approving U.S. taxpayer dollars for scientific research.
	They are using our money to conduct these experiments in these labs that they said didn't exist...
	That fake admiral right there, she took her mom out of the nursing home and let all the other moms die.
	Exactly.
	Remember that?
	Yes, I do.
	What did she get?
	A promotion for being an evil lowlife like that.
	Yep, she sure did.
	She went and rushed and got her mom.
	What was she the health expert at?
	Was it Pennsylvania, Michigan?
	I can't remember.
	One of those states, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And then when they're having, you know, when they're killing everybody's grandma in the nursing homes, she went and pulled hers out.
	She figured it out because she knew what was going on.
	She pulled her mom's out, didn't say anything, let everybody else die in there.
	Scum.
	Pennsylvania.
	Just so you know.
	Pennsylvania.
	Yep.
	Yep.
	Sure did.
	And what does she get?
	She's a liberal.
	She gets promotion to an admiral.
	Goodness.
	Really, these people deserve to be locked up.
	Well, there is a little piece of good news over here going on.
	Josh Hawley wants to ban insider trading in Congress following Pigelosi's trades.
	Don't tell Dan Cranshaw.
	He's number two.
	Yes!
	Yeah, he does more insider trading than Nancy Pelosi.
	She's like number four.
	Dan Crenshaw's number two.
	Oh, boy.
	Well, it needs to be done.
	This was a huge deal, and it still continues to be.
	She walks off after a reporter confronts her on her husband's stock purchase.
	Oh, ma'am, all cleavage.
	I can't get that image out of my head.
	I don't know if it's just me or what.
	Ma'am, all beach cleavage has some serious inside trader skills.
	Oh, my gosh.
	So here's Piglosie on stock purchases.
	She was actually confronted at the podium today.
	Over the course of your career, has your husband ever made a...
	Good God, is she drunk.
	What are you saying?
	Over the course of your career, has your husband ever made a stock purchase or sale based on the information you've received from you?
	No.
	Absolutely not.
	Okay.
	Thank you.
	God, is she drunk or what?
	She's wasted.
	Way, way out there.
	Way out there.
	Did you see her eyes?
	You know, I played music in bars for years.
	I know what a drunk looks like, believe me.
	I've seen many, many people drunk looking back at me, and they saw my drunk ass looking back at them, too.
	So they know what one was like, too.
	There was the eye exchange, right?
	But let me tell you something.
	Right there, old mamaw, big bird mamaw, beach cleavage.
	With that big bird dress on, she's drunk as hell right there, just like a drunk-ass husband.
	She is, but she was drunk.
	Drunk?
	She's wasted.
	Yeah.
	Well, she always has been.
	She wants alcohol in the Capitol.
	I mean, they've got it in the Capitol now as a result of this woman and her habit.
	She probably hollowed out the gavel for the speaker.
	I think it's probably a flask.
	She just unscrews the end and glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.
	You can absolutely have it delivered to your office, as much of it as you possibly want.
	And if you don't make it home, maybe you should stay there, unlike her husband, who got busted.
	God, and then it was like, yeah, there was a little accident.
	Both cars were actually totaled.
	He's lucky that guy didn't die, you know.
	You're lucky if you total a car and you don't die.
	Well, his brother did.
	His brother did when he was driving the car when they were younger.
	He crashed a vehicle, and his own brother died in that situation.
	I didn't know that.
	Oh, yes, absolutely.
	This isn't his first rodeo, Paul Piglosie, Drunklosie.
	Yeah, and then they wouldn't put his mugshot out for like three weeks, and it comes out, he's got like...
	Um, you know, perfectly, perfectly ironed shirts.
	Um, you know, he's got, he's got the, uh, perfect hair, not hair out of place.
	He just totaled a car drunk and, and that like, you know, so what they did was he was all beat up looking and drunk and looked like a mess.
	So they just let him do a mugshot three weeks later.
	Once all the bruises healed and he combed his hair and put on a nice shirt.
	It's ridiculous.
	Oh, yeah.
	No way.
	You look like that?
	If you just totaled a car drunk, you don't look like that.
	Well, this really happened, and I'm pulling up the New York Post article.
	Nancy Piglosi's husband killed his older brother in 1957.
	Sports car crash.
	So this is not the first time, and I don't believe that he was...
	God, you're talking about old.
	Right.
	He suffered a broken collarbone.
	He killed his brother in a horse and buggy accident.
	That's right.
	I mean, my God, 57.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	And so this is nothing new to this family.
	But she's walking away because she knows the answer to this question.
	And especially when you've got Josh Hawley, who wants to ban insider trading.
	The question was asked, has your husband ever made a stock purchase or sale based on info received from you?
	All right.
	She says, no, absolutely not.
	Okay, thank you.
	And she walks away from the state.
	He just happens to be the best trader on Wall Street when it comes to deals Nancy's involved with.
	No question.
	I mean, a little suspect that here you go, you've got five million that they invested of, of NVIDIA, that they are about to pass a 52 billion chips deal, a bill.
	I mean, come on.
	This has been going on.
	You wonder how these politicians have gotten as rich as they have.
	They take advantage of every opportunity.
	You think anything's going to happen to them for that?
	Nope.
	If I was a Republican, they'd be under the jail already.
	I mean, they've got Hunter Biden with 12-year-old girls smoking crack off the butts 1,400 times on video.
	Exactly.
	And nothing's happening to them.
	He's living in a Malibu mansion right now, smoking crack right now.
	I guarantee you, he's lighting one right now.
	Of course.
	Because where did he go to rehab?
	He's that hardcore of a crack addict for 20 years until he's got meth mouth and has to get new teeth because they're rotten.
	And then all of a sudden, his dad gets to be president, and he's just like, it's never asked.
	How is he off drugs now?
	What rehab center did he go to?
	He was definitely bad into it.
	How did he change?
	Did he just wake up one day and he said, you know what?
	I'm going to stop smoking crack and filming myself with 13-year-old hookers.
	My God!
	What's it going to take to open an investigation?
	They have all of the information there.
	I mean, come on.
	We've seen it.
	Everybody knows about it.
	It's not a big hush-hush secret anymore.
	Thank you, Whirly88.
	Appreciate the donation.
	It's literally on film.
	It is.
	Marjorie Taylor Greene said it.
	I mean, it's obvious.
	I've seen, you know, people send them to me all the time.
	Everybody and their brothers got Hunter's Laptop stuff.
	And there's girls on there.
	And, you know, I can't say for sure they're 13.
	I can't say that they're 28.
	I don't know how old they are.
	But they damn sure look 13.
	If they're 18 or 20, boy, they look young for their age.
	Oh, yeah.
	No.
	You see, you can tell somebody's age by looking at them.
	And definitely these girls, it definitely needs to be investigated regardless.
	But they are concerned about it.
	I mean, charges loom for Hunter Biden.
	A federal probe led by Trump-appointed U.S. attorney is at a critical juncture.
	We deserve— They're not going to do nothing.
	They're not going to do anything.
	Of course not.
	Of course not.
	They talk about heads are going to roll.
	Oversight member calls for Biden investigation.
	I mean, that sounds good and all, but you know what?
	We've watched your investigations.
	When they get rid of the basement dummy, which they're trying to do now, and he retires and goes off to the dementia hospital, Nursing home in Delaware, wherever he's going to end up.
	First thing he's going to do before he leaves, he's going to give Hunter a blanket pardon.
	Believe me.
	Oh, of course.
	Hunter's not even worried about it.
	That's not if he isn't charged ahead of time as an accessory.
	Because he should be.
	All these deals he knew about.
	He lied about his involvement in it.
	He lied about the fact that he profited off of it.
	10% for the big guy was the big guy.
	And believe me, he made his money as a result of all this.
	They're all crooked.
	They're all corrupt.
	We all know this.
	And we need to make sure that we get the appropriate people in office and get these clowns and fools out of there.
	I don't know if you heard the latest rumor about DeSantis and Trump.
	Did you hear the latest rumor about that?
	Yeah, I don't think DeSantis is going to run with Trump.
	I can almost guarantee it.
	It doesn't make any sense for him.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	How does it make sense?
	Because then he would be president right after four years.
	No, that ain't how it works.
	That's not how it works.
	Trump can only run once.
	He can run for being governor of Florida.
	It doesn't matter.
	Right.
	There's no advantage to taking the vice president.
	None.
	Unless something happened to Trump, then you'd be president.
	But nothing's going to happen to Trump.
	He's healthy as a horse.
	Exactly.
	But don't you think it would make the ticket stronger?
	Yeah.
	No.
	You don't want to give up DeSantis.
	It's dumb.
	It's dumb politically for the whole country.
	Even if it was your governor, I'd say it too.
	It's idiotic.
	Okay.
	You just don't do it.
	Okay.
	You don't give up the best governor in the country.
	You give up to be a ceremonial vice president that's never seen again for four years.
	It's dumb.
	Boy.
	Let me tell you something about DeSantis.
	He's not a number two guy.
	Right.
	Pence is a number two guy.
	Joe Biden's a number two guy.
	You know what I mean?
	Al Gore's a number two guy.
	DeSantis is 100% DeSantis, 100% alpha male, numeral one, Alpha, you know, he's in charge and large in charge.
	He's the leader.
	He's not a guy that's going to sit back for four years as VP and not do nothing but do little ceremonies and never be seen.
	It don't make any sense.
	He would grow stronger as the governor.
	I mean, that's where they try to pull.
	A lot of presidents have been governors because governors actually, they're not like senators and congressmen that, you know, just pass laws and do this and do budgets.
	They're running a state already, you know, so they're kind of prepared for it.
	Well, I think it's really interesting that the rumor mill is going around.
	This is from Maga Jim.
	Maga Jim is listening right now, so I'm going to pick on him because I saw this on his page.
	But you got it on InfoWars, and they're saying that Robert Barnes says that that agreement has been made.
	Robert E. says a lot of stuff.
	Yeah?
	It's an interesting thing because it would really knock the rhinos on their tails.
	It really would.
	They would have no chance with that ticket.
	They really would not.
	It doesn't matter what kind of buffoonery they were to pull or anything.
	People don't buy for them.
	It doesn't matter.
	He can run with a ham sandwich, Trump.
	It doesn't matter.
	The vice president never in history has pulled any votes to your ticket.
	It just doesn't.
	You vote for the president.
	You don't vote for the vice president.
	That's going to be fun.
	I can't wait to see what happens with the whole thing.
	I know that it was really cute.
	It's not going to happen.
	I know you don't want to give him up no matter what.
	It's not that.
	It's not happening because that guy says crazy shit all the time.
	Oh, there's all kinds of rumors though because everybody's waiting for everybody to announce.
	We just want to get over what we have right now in office.
	We just want to get over it.
	We're sick of this.
	We're looking for anything to make our day bright or to make anything, you know, resonate with people just to move on from this nightmare that we've been given because this is bad.
	I can't talk to anyone in LA right now.
	Everybody's so angry.
	They don't want to talk about things.
	They're upset.
	They wanted to talk about Trump, didn't they, when he was in?
	Oh boy, constantly.
	You would just hear random people, even skateboarders that would just say, F Trump.
	They would just blast it.
	They would just scream it in the street for whatever reason.
	They would have the urge.
	These people have been completely brainwashed.
	We have CNN headquarters just a couple blocks away from my house.
	And you have got the televisions there all over the headquarters.
	You've got the ticker tape at the very top, I mean, at the bottom of the building so everybody can read it.
	And they are blasting this stuff over and over again with benches where people can sit down and watch it.
	Right?
	Trump should pick somebody that really just, like, completely triggers the left.
	Yeah.
	I mean, just like, here's my vice president, Alex Jones.
	He should just pick somebody.
	He should have fun with us.
	I mean, pick somebody that they can't stand, you know.
	Well, they asked him.
	They asked your governor.
	He gave a hilarious answer when he was asked whether he'd rather be stranded with Biden or AOC. And his answer was just so funny.
	Who would you rather be stuck with on a deserted island?
	Resident Brandon or AOC? And Ron DeSantis says, could I just end the misery right now and have my maker call me back?
	First question.
	Here it is.
	Who would you rather be stuck on a deserted island with?
	President Brandon or AOC? I mean, could I just...
	Oh, I'm spinning.
	Right now, I'm...
	Call me back.
	Who would you rather go to bat against?
	Tampa Bay's pitcher and all-star Shane McClanahan or the mainstream media?
	Oh, I mean, like, you know, look, I was a pretty good hitter in baseball, but the mainstream media, I mean, you know, we know how to fight back against them, and so I'm happy for that challenge anytime they want to throw it to me.
	This guy's going to go for president one day.
	Oh, he is.
	He is going to be president one day, and everybody knows it, and we can't wait for it.
	If Trump wasn't in the picture, he'd be running this year, believe me.
	Oh, I don't doubt that.
	Not even for a second.
	He would be, if Trump wasn't running, he would win on a landslide, the primary.
	No doubt about it.
	Because who else?
	I say this on the show all the time.
	There's only two people out there that are going to get behind.
	The people in this country are going to get behind on the Republican side.
	And that's Trump or DeSantis.
	There's not a third person.
	And anybody think the Pence or Nikki Haley or any of these wacko rhinos think they're going to get in there and get any kind of vote?
	They're crazy.
	It's going to be a—I'm just glad we have so many amazing candidates.
	But Trump and DeSantis, that is just—they are great for this country.
	They are setting examples every single day.
	We already know what DeSantis can do, and we already know what Trump can do.
	So I'm just glad we have them.
	There's only two.
	That's it.
	There's not anymore.
	I can't even think of anybody that could get 5% realistically.
	I can't.
	I mean, who's going to do it?
	Marco Rubio?
	Think about all of them.
	Romney?
	Pence?
	You hear all of that nonsense.
	Mike Pence?
	Oh my God.
	Nikki Haley?
	Oh yeah.
	They're trying awfully, awfully hard.
	They think they're going to do good.
	They do.
	They actually have people telling them since they don't live in the real world and never have for years.
	They have people have to tell them, they have to focus groups to figure out what real people think.
	And they actually think that, yeah, people are tired of, they're going to just, they're going to love you, Pence.
	Well, everybody's watching, I think.
	The fly.
	The fly was right.
	It's true.
	And I think that everybody's watching now more than ever because we feel like we have been done so wrong by so many politicians.
	Marco Rubio, who gets in there, right?
	And then totally changes his tune, completely turns into a rhino.
	All of them do.
	They take the same page.
	He wrote in on one of the first American First movements in 100 years, the Tea Party wave.
	And on day three, he got up there and sorry-ass piece of crap McCain and Lindsey Graham said, come over here.
	And then he was hooked already.
	And what he did, he got in the Gang of Eight.
	First thing he did was try to, after all them promises of America First, is try to do amnesty for illegals.
	First thing, as soon as he got there, I mean, this is the problem.
	I thought it was really commendable that you asked Marjorie Taylor Greene when you said to her, what happens in Washington, D.C.? How do they go from this, which is what they've been campaigning on, to their constituents and everything else, and they turn into something completely different?
	How does that even happen?
	Because people have no character.
	None of them.
	None of them.
	My God.
	None of them.
	Is the shiny new dime that shiny to you?
	Is the slap on the back in a good article from the New York Times and you get to go have dinner with all the big famous...
	Conservative leaders.
	Is that more important to you than the whole reason you were supposed to get in there was to help the people?
	You represent people.
	You don't represent Lindsey Graham.
	You don't represent John McCain.
	But that's what he did.
	That's what Liz Cheney does.
	She represents those people in the district in Wyoming.
	And all she does is represent herself.
	There's 98% of the people there don't want anything in what she's doing.
	And that's the people she's supposed to represent.
	She thinks she represents the whole country, the Democrat Party, and she just loves getting her little slap on the backs and attaboys from the Washington Post.
	It's just, it's sickening.
	Oh, it's sickening.
	And you know what?
	It is really, I mean, this woman has, I think Liz Cheney has a mental problem.
	I really do.
	I don't think she can see past Trump.
	The way she's acting is not the way anybody should be acting.
	Trump derangement syndrome, I thought was kind of a funny meme, but it's real.
	It is real.
	It's a real disease.
	It's a mental disease.
	The reason I know it's real is because it's been a year and a half since he's been in office, and there's people that can't stop talking about him 24-7 still.
	It's just like every problem in their life is Trump's fault.
	It's crazy, like a meatloaf.
	Rob Reiner, follow his Twitter page sometimes.
	He's always been a lunatic anyway, but it's just Trump, Trump.
	Trump's going to get arrested.
	It's time to arrest Trump.
	Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump.
	God, it's like, dude, get a Xanax.
	Well, and that's what they're going to do, too.
	I mean, you've got McConnell over here who's going ahead and prepping people.
	I think we're going to have a crowded field for president.
	McConnell.
	He's answering that question about thoughts on President Trump running again.
	So it'll be his third time to win.
	And I think everybody knows that.
	It's going to be a landslide like nothing before.
	But we were just talking about little kids.
	I mean, people that have died from COVID. And we just got a story out here.
	Another one.
	Former offensive lineman for Notre Dame dies at 35 due to cardiac arrest while on a run.
	This is the kind of stuff that is happening.
	When are we going to start investigating all the people that died as a result of the gap?
	How many 20 and 30 year old, perfectly in good shape people are going to have to drop dead?
	How many thousands are going to have to drop dead for people to realize that they've been just completely sold out by these people?
	When's Pfizer going to be held accountable?
	I mean, what is your life worth?
	Honestly, do you really think that we all need to be experiments in this crazy jungle of Fauci?
	Fauci needs to be investigated.
	I mean, everything from the swine flu to AIDS, the coronavirus, monkey pox, I believe all of it was created in the lab.
	He is as evil as evil.
	He's a monster.
	He's a mass murdering monster.
	Yes, he is.
	I'm telling you.
	I put him right up there with Hitler and Ted Bundy and all the people that you hear like that.
	He's right there with them to me.
	That's so true.
	Oh my gosh.
	He's just so bad.
	Anyway, we're 10 minutes late.
	We are.
	You want to just give everybody a brief little how the pups are doing?
	Are they good today?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, they're doing good.
	I mean, nothing's changed.
	Oh my gosh.
	They're just eating and running around.
	Eating and shitting.
	Running around.
	Peeing.
	Getting on your chair.
	Peeing gallons.
	Peeing gallons.
	They've taken over completely.
	I'm going to be talking to some people Saturday that have contacted me and want the pups.
	I'm trying to tell some people that some people just want these puppies because they see them so bad, but they're not in a good situation.
	Right.
	Um, I'm trying to tell, I'm looking for people.
	Number one, you got to come here and get them in a car.
	I'm not putting these pups on a plane for no reason.
	I'm not just going to get, number one, it's four hours around trip for me to get to any airport, but I'm not just going to go blind, put a puppy that needs to eat every six hours.
	And that's been around his, you know, his brothers and sisters, nine for his whole life and stick him in a cage and put him on a plane that could, you know, how many delays now are there?
	Seriously.
	There's delays, cancellations, and have him sitting back there starving to death.
	And what if he gets canceled and delayed for 24 hours and dies starvation and be terrified?
	It's not happening.
	I'm not doing that to one of these puppies.
	Well, they're pretty small.
	So, if you want to put him on a plane, trust me, it doesn't matter whose opinion it is.
	They're not going on a plane.
	So, end of story.
	It's not happening.
	Okay.
	So, nope.
	You can't.
	You can't these days.
	I know.
	Yeah.
	They cancel flights all the time.
	Okay, it's two hours for me to even get to an airport.
	It's another hour or two to probably even get in the air.
	They got to eat every six hours.
	You're the best dad.
	Not happening.
	You're the best dad.
	I'm not going to scare the shit out of one of my little puppies like that.
	That's not how they're going to start it.
	So if you want to fly the puppy somewhere, I'm not doing it.
	So that, you know, you can't adopt them then.
	But the people that I really like are the people that's got eight or ten acres.
	And one's contacting me, and I'm going to talk to them Saturday that wants two puppies.
	And that's a win for everybody because, you know, after seeing Petey and Sweetie grow up together, and they've been playing all day today, and to have a brother, sister, or sister, sister, or brother and brother be able to go to the same place and have lots of land to run around in, that's my dream home for them.
	And so I have two people now that are in that situation, one with 12 acres, one with 8 acres.
	And dog people.
	And they're willing to drive here.
	So, you know, I'm going to be picky about where they go because I want them to have good homes.
	It's not about me.
	It's about them.
	They're coon dogs.
	And some people are like, yeah, well, you know, I live in a neighborhood and we have a little dog park or I've got a little area fenced in behind my apartment.
	These aren't poodles.
	And they're not labs.
	They're coon dogs.
	They howl.
	Right.
	All night long.
	You going to listen to that in an apartment building?
	That's not going to work.
	These are not indoor dogs.
	And a lot of people say, well, I've raised big dogs.
	I've raised German Shepherds.
	You haven't raised a coon dog.
	I have, too.
	Coon dogs are totally different.
	They smell better than bears.
	They can dig.
	I mean, these things, if they get like a little mole under the ground, they can dig so deep that they disappear in like five minutes.
	Are you going to do that?
	They're going to eat your furniture.
	They're not indoor dogs.
	You're not going to put these dogs indoor and try to turn them into a lab or an Irish setter or something.
	It's not going to happen.
	I'm not trying to be a dick.
	I've had coon dogs now for eight years and lots of them.
	I understand them and I understand the breed.
	That's why I'm going to find the right fits for them.
	If you have that, though, I mean, they're gonna be the best dogs you could ever have.
	Yo, look at them.
	Do you see them?
	When I whistle now, they know it's eating time.
	That is just so cute.
	I just love watching them, and I've loved watching them grow.
	They've gotten so big so fast, and their little paws tell you exactly a story.
	They're going to be huge dogs.
	There's no question.
	They're going to be big boys and girls.
	Yeah, they're going to be bigger than a Lab.
	Right.
	They're going to be huge.
	I mean, Sweetie probably weighs 70 pounds now, and...
	And Miles is near 100.
	And people think they like beagles.
	And they're like, well, I'm just going to put them indoors.
	And I'm just like, I'm trying to tell people, you know, you have to know what I'm talking about.
	I'm not, you know...
	It's just I'm vetting them because I want them to have good homes.
	Oh, believe me.
	I think that's great.
	Any person that's got a bunch of land and wants two and are good people, man, they're going to get preferential treatment because I'd love to keep two of them together.
	That would be great.
	How much easier is that going to be for them?
	They're going to get ripped away in two weeks.
	Total stranger.
	Not going to have their mama, which is me now because I've been the mama for a month.
	And they're not going to have their brothers and sisters to play with and wrestle with.
	It's going to be scary for them.
	So I just, man, if you could take two, anybody that takes two and is set up and can drive here, they go right to the top of the list.
	Oh, yes.
	That's really what you're looking for.
	And I think that is so great.
	I mean, I was totally interviewed completely when I was trying to adopt Mr.
	Handsome.
	I mean, they gave me the 10th degree.
	I couldn't believe it.
	I was like, is this a child or a dog?
	I mean, what am I signing up for here?
	Because the same thing with little dogs, too.
	People really need to recognize the fact that these dogs are not like regular dogs.
	You can't just throw them out in the yard.
	I mean, these are inside dogs.
	They're They're pretty fragile.
	They need to eat every couple of hours as well just because they're low blood sugar because they normally are a little bit more intense.
	They can be nervous if you don't exercise them.
	My little guy, I take him all over the place.
	He is exercising 24-7 so we don't have any of those problems.
	Well, you have the exact opposite problem.
	Your dog has the opposite.
	It's kind of the opposite.
	It needs to be indoors.
	It has to be.
	It needs constant attention.
	It needs this.
	It needs to be.
	You have to kind of take care of it like a little baby because it's so little.
	Yes.
	The coon dogs are the opposite.
	I mean, I'm telling you, they...
	I have a tractor and have fill dirt come with a dump truck to my house, people.
	A dump truck and dump fill dirt.
	And I take scoops, baskets on John Deere tractors just to fill in holes they dig.
	That's right.
	If they smell something, if they smell a fox or something at the edge of my fence, I'm telling you, they can dig a hole to China in five seconds.
	That is what they'll do.
	Can you imagine one of those dogs getting out from under a fence over at an apartment building?
	And going around the neighborhood saying, okay, where am I? It's just terrible getting into the street or anything else.
	Yeah, and that scares me because I got a high-speed two-lane road near my house.
	Once they get a scent, they don't care about cars.
	They don't care about anything.
	I always say when their noses are on, their ears are off.
	And they're great dogs, but they've been a hunting dog for how many hundreds and hundreds of years it's instilled in them, and it's just the way they are.
	There's nothing wrong with it.
	Like you go take your lab, just go to any dog park and look at all the dogs.
	You'll never see a coon dog there ever in a leash.
	It's hard to even put one on a leash.
	They go nuts.
	They don't like it.
	But, you know, you'll see them playing with another dog, playing frisbee, go fetch.
	These dogs aren't like that.
	When they're out running around, their nose is one inch from the ground, you know, and they're hunting.
	That's right.
	So they hunt.
	They walk around 5% of the time and they hunt 95% of the time.
	So I'm just trying to be honest.
	I could just say, hey, I want to get rid of the puppies.
	I hadn't slept in two months.
	And here, man, if people want to get them, you get one, you get one.
	I'm not doing that because I want them to have good homes.
	I want the people to understand what they're getting into.
	So, you know, this might not be, you know, you might, a lab might be better for you and your family.
	A poodle might be better for you and your family than a coon dog.
	Well, I mean, and that's the whole thing.
	I mean, you know exactly what these dogs need because they, you know, you've raised them.
	You've had them.
	And it's completely different.
	And you want the best for them.
	And I think that when people understand that, that they will say, oh, wow, I'm so glad.
	Thank goodness there's somebody that's looking out for the dog.
	Not just trying to move them or get them out of here, but for the dog.
	I mean...
	Well, why have I found four dogs around here that have been abandoned and they're coon dogs?
	Why is that?
	Isn't that...
	Because they're hard to deal with.
	That's right.
	It's true.
	It's true.
	If you look around here, of course, they get lost hunting, too.
	I realize that.
	But, you know, you can look at any of the ads around here, and it's coon dog, coon dog, coon dog, abandoned, abandoned, abandoned, because they're so hard to deal with.
	People just dump them off on the side of the road.
	And I don't want that to happen to somebody.
	Because they're, you know, they're so wonderful, and they're so young.
	But just, you know, if you think you're going to put them in a little apartment in downtown Atlanta or something...
	And then you're just going to run to the park.
	When you get home from work, I hate to tell you, but your $2,700 couch is going to be in about a million pieces.
	Because they're hunting.
	They're always chewing.
	They're sniffing.
	I mean, they can chew on a stick until it's nothing left of it.
	They've got sharp teeth, huge claws.
	You can clip their claws and they look like vampires again in a week.
	It's just a whole different situation.
	It really is.
	And I don't think people really understand.
	They don't.
	They really don't.
	They think, oh, this is going to be great.
	We're going to have a puppy or whatever.
	I mean, what you have is completely different than what I have.
	Yeah.
	And I mean, they both have their own situation.
	I mean, they're completely different.
	I mean, here's my little dude.
	I wanted to show you his new shoes.
	Because you always ask me for his shoes.
	So here's his shoes.
	Oh my God.
	They have zippers and Velcro.
	But this is different than this.
	Yes.
	I mean, look.
	Look at the paw difference.
	Oh, guess what?
	I hadn't weighed the dogs in a week.
	Every one of them, seven pounds and over now.
	Seven pounds.
	Oh my gosh.
	Oh my gosh.
	God.
	I was just like, I'm going to weigh a little brownie because brownie has always been the littlest one.
	And I weighed him, and it's like 7.1 pounds.
	Wow!
	And then socks is like 8.2 pounds.
	Oh, my.
	They're going to be 10, 12 pounds by the time I give them away.
	I'm telling you, they're going to be 10 pounds by the time I give them away in two weeks.
	Oh my gosh, they're going to be great though.
	I love monkey.
	Sweetie's baby and the fence jumper, Australian sheepdog or whatever, jumped over the fence because believe me, she looks so much different than all the rest of us.
	Oh my gosh, well regardless.
	Did you see the picture I sent of her when she was born and why I named her monkey?
	It's one more down.
	They're right there.
	Look at the top left corner.
	Oh my goodness.
	Look at the top left corner and they tell me they don't look like a monkey.
	That was the first one I named just as soon as they was born.
	I said, man, that one was like a monkey.
	I did.
	I named her Monkey.
	Oh my gosh.
	Cattered, you know what?
	I'm going to be so sad when they go.
	And I know you are too.
	I know you are.
	Yeah, it's fun.
	I'm having fun now.
	It's finally like I slob them like pigs so I can feed them quick.
	They go to sleep.
	I let them run around and they'll fall asleep.
	I've got some little areas in my living room.
	And then I'll take them back to their little bed.
	And then every three hours they'll wake up and start yapping.
	They want out.
	And it's just fun now.
	They're fighting.
	And my cat, Meow-Meow, oh my God, he loves those dogs.
	He plays with them and he slaps at them a little bit.
	He don't use his claws, you know.
	I mean, he just totally, they wrestle on the floor.
	And then five or six will get on them and he'll run.
	Oh.
	He loves those puppies.
	I think he thinks he's the mama or the daddy.
	Probably.
	Well, I mean, you've got alpha males.
	He loves those.
	That cat loves those puppies, man.
	I got two cats that can't stand them.
	They just, like, get up high as they can, ignore them.
	They can't stand them.
	Right.
	And one that just loves them.
	Isn't that neat?
	That's really, that's really cool.
	I like that.
	I like when they can all get along.
	I mean, I've been thinking about getting a little companion for my little dude, but you know what?
	He is a single child, I think.
	I don't think he could share my love.
	I mean, he gets it all.
	Every single last minute.
	What kind of shoes are them?
	I don't like them.
	I think that's cool.
	They have treads and everything.
	Yes, they're probably better than mine.
	I don't know.
	But yes, of course.
	Anything for our animals.
	Oh, shit.
	Look at that haircut.
	Perfectly trimmed.
	Yes, of course.
	Why not?
	We've got things to sniff and do.
	I mean, we've got to make sure that all the hair is out of our little eyes.
	One of my friends is taking Brownie, so Brownie's spoken for, and they'll probably come get him a little early, but not too early.
	So they're all going to be gone.
	And then, like I say, the people who want to and have the right property, man, I'm talking about the top of the list.
	Oh, yeah.
	Because that's just a dream of mine.
	Because there's some of them that really like...
	I got two females that really hang out.
	They sleep together.
	They're like best friends.
	They're real low-key.
	And that's Pirate and Mini Pedro.
	Them two, I'd love to keep together.
	Get a picture of those two and put it up there and see if you can find somebody that will take them both.
	Well, I already might have somebody.
	Oh, you do?
	Okay.
	But yeah, but them two, I'd love to keep together because they have the same mannerisms.
	And they're both really chilled and really kicked back.
	And they always sleep together.
	Always.
	Every time I go in there, there's nine sleeping.
	Them two are always sleeping, you know, next to each other.
	They're always cuddled.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Yes.
	I'd love to keep those together.
	I'd love to do it.
	Yeah.
	And it would be easier.
	I'm telling you.
	I'm trying to tell people.
	Since I've had two singles, you know, I've had Pedro for seven years now, and man, I've had smiles for almost four years now, but I guess three and a half years now or something like that.
	I can't remember.
	I think it was January.
	Yeah, in January it'd be four years.
	But anyway...
	Seeing them brothers and sisters, I mean, they play all day long on the ranch.
	They play and wrestle and play and run around and chase birds, and they never stop playing.
	And she's so glad to be back with Petey, and Petey's so happy.
	Petey was depressed.
	I'm sure.
	He didn't get to see her for like three weeks because she was either in heat or she was about to be pregnant.
	It was almost a month he didn't get to see her, and he just, I was getting worried about him.
	He's just laying around like sad-looking.
	Oh, well, that's the whole thing.
	I mean, when Handsome, and he flew on a plane, but they're so cute.
	But they gave him a snuggle puppy.
	In your case, they don't need a snuggle puppy.
	I mean, they have each other.
	And to get rid of, to have two of them together for life, for their forever home, you cannot beat that.
	You honestly cannot beat that.
	That's a really great thing.
	That's my goal.
	I know it's not going to work out like that, and there are some people going to get some singles.
	But I'd love to get fine doubles.
	That would be wonderful.
	Yeah, just to keep them together, you know?
	And it's actually easier to me.
	It's easier, like, when I had to separate those two and take care of them individually, it was a lot harder.
	Now you don't even have to watch them much.
	I have an air-conditioned, like, a window unit, and I got a detached, like, five-car garage on my property, and it's...
	Is it like a swab cooler?
	Is that what it is?
	It's got an office in there, and I just made it in my dog room, put a dog door in, Put a window unit in that's, you know, got a thermostat.
	So it's warm in the winter and it's cold in the summer and they got a dog door and they just, they got beds in there and it's just their room.
	They can go in and out as they please all day long.
	And they do, you know, when it's hot, they'll go out in 10 minutes, get hot, run back in the AC. That is wonderful that you have room for them even.
	I mean, think about that.
	They've got their own deal in there.
	I'm sure they let their own lounge.
	so i gotta figure out which ones i want which i was supposed to announce tomorrow but man i can't figure out i was wondering about that i wanted to do a drum roll i don't know if you'll be ready well there's three that there's three that i really really am attached to um you know monkey wiggles and batman but fatty too fatty's a great dog he's a male um I named him Fatty because he was just the fattest one.
	And now he's not near the fattest one, but I still call him Fatty.
	But Fatty's a great dog, man.
	It's going to make somebody a good dog if I don't keep him.
	But he keeps going from, you know, number seven, six, five, four, three.
	I mean, he could make the cut.
	I'm not sure.
	I mean, see, this is why it's going to be so hard because you have been with these little babies for so long.
	I mean, you brought them into this world.
	You were there during the whole labor situation.
	We did a show.
	Of course, they had to do a show.
	They had to come in during a show and you called me and you said, sorry, it's happening.
	I can't make the show.
	And I'm like, oh, you've got to be kidding.
	What a way.
	How far we've come with these little guys and gals.
	God, they're so little.
	Man, they're huge.
	I mean, they're seven, eight pounds now.
	It happens so quick.
	And everybody's had so much fun.
	Socks, too, man.
	Socks is the...
	I'm telling you, socks whoops all their asses.
	It's a she, you know.
	It's hard for me to see her because she's in charge of everybody.
	She's the one that's in charge.
	If you get out of line, she'll be trash.
	Wow.
	Socks, she's an alpha female, man.
	I'm telling you, that dog would beat your ass.
	And I'm thinking, maybe I should keep socks because...
	And then I'm thinking, maybe, like, monkeys too sweet for me to keep because, man, my dogs are rough, man.
	You know, they're...
	I mean, Miles, I call him Miles for short sometimes, but him and Pedro and even Petey, they're rough, you know, and she's rough.
	So it's hard to make a decision.
	And see, people just think about the nine puppies.
	They don't know about all the other animals that we're dealing with here.
	I got seven other pets.
	On top of the nine.
	Oh, there's Batman.
	Batman's staying, so that's the one I know's staying for sure.
	Oh, really?
	Okay, so we have a little...
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Batman's staying.
	Batman's mine, so...
	I mean, look at him.
	Come on, man.
	Sweetheart.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Yes.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	That was like two, a week and a half ago.
	He's like double in size now.
	Huge.
	Huge.
	Yeah, Batman's staying with me for sure.
	I'm pretty sure I'm going to keep two is what I'm going to keep.
	Just like I say, just because I want the same thing I'm saying that I want other people to do, I want to do it too.
	I want to keep one other out of the litter so they'll always have each other, always be able to play.
	You know, because you can't have this little dog, you know, Pedro's not going to, he's probably nine years old, and Smiles is probably 14.
	They're not going to play with a little six-month-old dog.
	That's right.
	It's just going to bother the hell out of them.
	They're just going to growl at it, you know.
	That's right.
	And I think that's really wise.
	I was always for two, as you know.
	I was always for two.
	I was rooting for two.
	That's a pillow.
	Isn't that great?
	That's Mother of Pearl who gave you those.
	Yeah, she sent me that pillow.
	Isn't that the cutest thing?
	It's got his face on the other side, too.
	It's another picture.
	It's a picture of him smiling.
	I think it is the coolest thing.
	That was such a great idea.
	You have had such an outpour of support with these little babies.
	I mean, like I said, we all are very protective of them.
	I mean, we feel like they're ours.
	There it is.
	There's the other side.
	Yeah, so we have a side eye and then we have the front.
	He's not doing it.
	He's...
	I don't know if he's got cancer on his leg or a tumor, but man, he's just...
	He got to where he couldn't walk good, and I thought it was his hips or something, but now he's got this huge, like, something coming up on his leg.
	It's huge now.
	It's always had kind of a knot on his leg, but it's, like, doubled in size the last two weeks.
	He's limp and bad, so I'm trying to get an appointment today.
	I'm getting some callbacks tomorrow to try to get him the fastest appointment I can, but I'm going to have to take him to the vet.
	He's just not doing good.
	He's just old.
	He's so old.
	I know.
	He wants to run with the other dogs, and he's lagging way behind, kind of limping.
	It's sad.
	And it's awful to go through anything like that.
	I've been through it.
	It took me three years to get another animal after I lost my cat.
	And of course, I didn't want to feel like I was losing my cat.
	I mean, like I was cheating on my cat, so I ended up getting a dog.
	I had never had a dog before, so I had to learn all of that stuff.
	But look, I mean, this is where you found Smiles.
	This is the story of Smiles.
	Look at that.
	He was a band.
	And now...
	I found him.
	There's a highway here that goes from here to Panama City, and it's two lanes.
	It's about 28 miles long, and there's nothing on it.
	There's nothing on it.
	Nothing.
	There's trees and two lanes all the way to it.
	That's it.
	There's no businesses.
	It's just out in the middle of nowhere.
	And it was halfway down that.
	So you're 14 miles into the road and I was driving and I saw him run.
	I said, Oh my God.
	And so I pulled over, you know, I was kind of, you know, I was going 60 or 65 miles an hour, 70 or something.
	So it took me a minute to slow down and I had my truck and I just whistled at him and he came.
	He was so weak.
	He couldn't even get in the truck.
	And I put him in that truck and I was like, Oh my God.
	And I took him home and I gave him food.
	Right there is when I just took him out to the garage and threw some food down and he just started gobbling.
	It was sad.
	Oh my gosh.
	I took him to the vet the next day and they felt his glands and he's just like, I can't tell unless we biopsy it.
	I know you don't want to spend a bunch of money.
	You just found this dog.
	He goes, I get almost positive.
	Tell you that he's got cancer and that's probably why he's lost all this weight too.
	And that, you know, he's not gonna make it much longer.
	So he goes like, you know, I can go ahead and, you know, since you're not close to him yet, you just had him for a day, I can put him to sleep.
	If that's not what you want to do.
	I know you don't want to spend thousands of dollars on biopsies and this and that.
	And he's like, you know, no good deed goes unpunished.
	And I just said, look, If he's got cancer, he's got cancer or whatever, but he's not going to die starving like this.
	I'm taking him to the home, and if he's going to die in the next few weeks, he's going to die with a full belly.
	I'll tell you that.
	I'm not going to let him starve to death.
	I'm not going to let him just starve and then get put to sleep.
	This is three and a half years ago.
	I took him And everybody said, just feed him a little at a time, you know, because it could hurt his stomach.
	He could puke.
	And I was like, man, this thing's starving.
	He's going to eat as much as I want to give him.
	It never hurt him.
	I said, man, he's starving.
	What do you give him?
	Food.
	I'm a common sense person.
	It's like, oh, you better feed him just a little bit.
	I was just like, no.
	So, man, I just fed him and fed him and fed him.
	He got better and better and better and better and bigger.
	And, um, he just kind of come on the porch one day and just, uh, Pedro was, I didn't have that room set up for the dog door then.
	And, um, Pedro was like growling at him and stuff.
	And then he just, I'm coming.
	So I went and bought another dog house for the porch.
	And he's been there ever since.
	Look at him.
	He's a big boy.
	I mean, he is a big boy.
	He has done so, so well after finding you.
	In case anybody's wondering, we love our babies.
	We love our animals.
	We got three people listening now.
	I got...
	What are they doing?
	They're going on and on about the damn dogs.
	We could have a separate show just on dogs.
	Dog, dog, dog.
	Well, that's why I save it until the end.
	I do got to get up off here.
	I know you do.
	Speaking of dogs, I got hungry dogs at the house.
	Yes, you do.
	That's why I always save it to the end because everybody chases after me.
	If I do not tell everybody how they are, oh my gosh, I just get bombed with, why didn't you ask?
	How are they?
	What are the adoptions?
	What's going on?
	I've shared the whole thing from the birth pictures.
	So everybody's like been there from the beginning.
	So it's just fun to share it and everybody, you know, kind of can be a part of it.
	And then they're going to be gone in two weeks and everybody's going to be like, oh, I ain't going to cat turn the page no more.
	There ain't no more puppies.
	Back to miserable politics.
	Oh my gosh.
	We can all be miserable.
	But this just gives us so much joy.
	It really has.
	I always say on my page, I'm always like, I'm going to go over to Cat Turd's page.
	I need a puppy break.
	Because it just does your soul better.
	I mean, you just feel better as a result of it.
	It's up to the people.
	If the people that I give them to want to put them on Twitter and stuff, that's up to them.
	But, of course, it's going to be all private behind the scenes, and I'm not going to tell anybody where they're going or anything.
	I'll say they found homes, but I'm not going to give them any clues on where they're going because that's their private business.
	You know what I mean?
	If they have a Twitter account and they want to, let's say I give socks away and they want to show socks growing up, that's fine.
	But if they don't, that's fine, too.
	But I'm not going to give any information out.
	No, no, but you'll keep us posted that they're all doing well, and if you receive a picture or two that somebody says, hey, you can share this, then I hope you will share it with everyone, because we want to see what happens hereafter, what happens next, because they're going to be so happy.
	I want to know what Monkey's going to look like.
	There's no telling what Monkey's going to look like.
	I know.
	I'm curious about Monkey.
	He's long-haired, man.
	I mean, long, long-haired, like a sheepdog or something.
	I know.
	No.
	Like you said, fence jumper.
	They all look like coon dogs.
	He's like a half coon dog, half...
	St.
	Bernard or something.
	You definitely had a fence jumper.
	I've been laughing about that forever because it's really true.
	That one just came out of nowhere.
	Horny fence jumper.
	Horny fence jumper.
	It's so true.
	One day you'll say, who's my dad?
	A horny fence jumper.
	I don't know.
	He's abandoning you at birth.
	Oh my gosh.
	They're just so...
	I mean, this is Monkey.
	We don't know about Monkey.
	Where Monkey came from is a big mystery to all of us.
	But what a doll.
	They all are.
	Seven and a half pounds.
	Oh my gosh.
	I can't believe that.
	I cannot believe.
	I can't believe.
	Look how big their paws are, though, man.
	They're going to be huge, man.
	Yeah, they are.
	They're going to be big.
	They're going to be big like smiles.
	They are.
	All right, I'm going to let you go.
	I got to go.
	I know you got to go take care of them.
	I got to go take care of mine, too.
	Bye, everybody.
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