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Hide'n Biden - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 7/20/2022 - Ep. 129
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Today is Wednesday, July 20th, 2022, episode number 129.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
It's hump day.
Let's do it.
It's Kamala's day.
Yeah.
Yep.
We went from Jill.
Slept her way all the way to the Vice President of the United States of America.
What a joke.
Oh my gosh, what a joke.
And yet, they have no choice but to put her in front of the camera, which is a disaster, because Biden, they're hiding.
Oh no.
Which is today's show title.
Hiding Biden.
Brought to you by Cat Tour.
They're going to hide him.
He's got to come out.
He's got to come out and say some things, but they're going to hide him as much as possible.
Oh my gosh.
They're really just floundering with the whole thing, though.
Here's what Kirby had to say.
Check this out.
I noticed on the president's schedule the last two days there have been no public events.
Is he resting after the large international trips?
The president's been busy.
I'll let Kareem speak to the president's schedule, but the president's been quite busy.
Just because you don't see something necessarily on the public schedule doesn't mean that there's not a lot of work going on.
Ha ha.
Yeah.
But not by Joe.
There's a lot of work going on, all right.
A lot of damage control, but not by Joe Biden.
Absolutely not.
Yeah, they got to go plug him back in in Delaware.
He goes down to the basement and they put new batteries in him.
Can you imagine the drugs they're pumping into him?
I mean, I bet it's a list that would, you know, make Hunter blush.
Well, it's true.
They were already talking openly about the little pills, the mama's magic pills, Jill's pills, that she would give him because otherwise he acted like a petulant child.
That's what you have with this guy.
You gotta give him Ritalin.
Yeah.
Like a kid.
Yeah.
I mean, this is really something else.
This is a complete disaster.
And you have got the Democrats just fleeing the party in droves because they don't want to be associated with it.
It's completely to the point where you even have, at an alarming rate, the Democrats or their base is leaving.
What do they stand for?
Seriously, if you live up north, like you're in his town in Delaware, and you voted for Democrats, is this what you're for?
I mean, are you for this?
Are you a baby-murdering pervert?
Is that what you are now?
Because that's all they got anymore.
It's ridiculous.
That's right.
I mean, my God.
They, you know, it was, you know, rare and safe and, you know, abortions to, yeah, listen, if the mother don't want it after it's born, let's just kill it.
They should make everybody watch a video of if they're doing these partial birth abortions and these abortions and they pass these bills and the Democrats applaud and cheer like they just passed defeating world hunger.
To kill babies all the way up to nine months in the womb.
There's a picture of when they passed some shit like that in New York.
They were all just seal clapping like they just high-fined.
Just like they won the NBA finals or something instead of we just voted to kill babies.
Why don't everyone that voted for it go in there and do it?
I want to see you do it.
It's just horrible.
I mean, that's the whole thing.
And now they don't want us even using the word abortion.
I noticed that over there on your page.
Okay, murder.
Right.
Exactly.
What would you prefer?
I'll live with that.
I mean, you've got this lady who's out there saying, oh, you know, we can't have this negative connotation, you know, associated with that word.
What do you think it is?
We don't want a bad word for killing babies in the womb.
This is amazing.
We want it to be a good happy word.
Yeah, this is Representative Kathleen Rice who's saying all of this.
You're not pro-choice, you're pro-death.
That's right, pro-abortion.
You're anti-life or pro-death.
They always think of a nice little word, Democrats.
All they do is change the language to fit their ridiculous perversions.
Oh, it's true.
That is what they're really good at, though.
Look at how they name bills.
They are like the naming kings and queens of the universe.
They name it something to where you really think it sounds like a great idea.
The Affordable Care Act, which nobody's been able to afford insurance since.
Geez.
They're like, well, I got health insurance now.
Look at it.
Okay, you got a $25,000 deductible every year.
You got to pay $25,000 and then they pay 50% of hospital bills.
So if you got a $200,000 hospital bill, you're paying $125,000 and you're paying a ridiculous amount a month.
I mean, every bill they have is like that.
Oh, yeah.
And they'll do it so they'll say, Republicans didn't vote for the We Love to Save Babies and Moo Moo Kitten Act.
They don't care about rainbows, butterflies, and moo moo kittens.
You know, but what was the bill in the bill?
Oh, it was to kill every child after two years old in the United States.
Right?
Exactly.
Exactly.
But it was the fluffy kitten bill.
Oh my gosh.
Between that and funding George Soros and his organizations, I don't know what's worse, really.
Well, here you've got Democrat Representative Kathleen Rice, who wants everybody to stop using the word abortion.
So, of course, cat turd.
Did you run out of letters here?
I did as many letters as I could possibly do.
Oh my gosh, I figured you would capitalize on it.
All right, check this out.
And all I hear is a bunch of conversations where the word abortion, abortion, abortion...
is meant as a negative term.
And, you know, Dr.
Francis, you just said that one of the benefits of Roe, in your mind, is that we can now have a robust conversation about this issue.
I would suggest that you stop throwing the word abortion around because you think it's one that is going to raise the emotions above having a reasonable conversation.
In a word that has been weaponized, in my opinion, by certain people in this country, because if we're going to have a real conversation about this, we have to stop using language that is going to prevent an actual meaningful conversation from happening.
Okay, so what do you propose?
They always want to have a conversation.
We need to have a conversation, they always say.
You never notice that, Democrats?
We need to have a conversation in this country.
Let's just have it now.
Let's have the conversation.
Abortion, we're going to call it murder.
Ain't nothing you can do about it.
Exactly.
But this is the optics, and this is what they're having a hard time with.
And here you've got this lady by the name, she's been testifying for a couple of days now, Bracey Sherman.
Abortion, abortion, abortion.
Listen to how they think.
Listen to who they are.
I'm asking the questions.
That's my floor.
Dr.
Francis.
Yes, so I would define a successful abortion actually by defining what is considered a failed abortion, and that would be when the baby is born alive.
Because again, according to the Royal College of OBGYNs, the purpose of an abortion is to produce a dead fetus, and the act of the abortion should accomplish that.
And again, this is part of information that women should know, that when they are undergoing an abortion, there is a possibility that their child could be born alive.
Okay.
And, excuse me, Ms.
Sherman, can you give me, the committee, your definition of successful abortion?
Sure.
It's Bracey Sherman.
And a successful abortion is when someone gets the care that they need and they walk out of the clinic or the care, if they're having their abortion at home, that they are safe and happy and they feel the relief, which is what most people feel after their abortion.
A successful abortion is when someone is no longer pregnant because they don't want to be.
And I'd also like to say a successful abortion is also when a miscarriage is completed because a miscarriage is also known medically as a spontaneous abortion.
Abortion, abortion, abortion.
I think they said abortion more than you did, actually, over here.
But this is the thing.
People are starting to really wake up to the fact...
I've said it.
It's a winning issue now, I'm telling you.
Yes, you have.
Be proud of it.
Be proud of it.
You know, legalize it in the states if you have to.
Who cares?
It's a winning issue.
It is.
As soon as they started doing ultrasounds.
And they, you know, it was okay in the 70s when they, oh, it's just a bunch of, it's just a clump of cells.
It's just a, it's basically just a bunch of mush.
It's just a bunch of mush, a glop of mush that Republicans call a baby, you know?
And then all of a sudden they start, you know, yeah, like they're five months, four months, three months.
And look, there's little fingers, there's the eyes.
There, look, it's sucking its little thumb.
And then that's what you're ending.
It's a winning issue now.
They can go out there like AOC, you know, and wear invisible handcuffs and pretend to get arrested all they want.
It's all stage bull crap.
There's only 100 people there.
Remember, take through the streets.
I mean, they thought it was going to be like Black Lives Matter and all the cities were going to burn because of this.
And the honest truth is nothing's happening.
They're not really riding because they don't, they just, you know, it's just not a winning issue.
No, it's definitely not.
And they're really, it's starting to really close in on them too.
And those women that do, man.
Wow.
So you mentioned an audience.
Well, Joe Biden to deliver a huge climate change speech to 20 people in Somerset, but he totally got 81 million ballots.
They say votes.
I say ballots.
It's getting hot this summer.
You know, that's what I said today.
It's global warming in the summer, but in the winter, it's climate change.
Every summer they do this.
Oh my God, it's 100 degrees in Arizona.
Oh my God, it's 100 degrees in Michigan.
And you're like, oh my God, that's called summer, morons.
That's right.
But you see a trend here, and we're talking about abortion, and now we're talking about climate change.
These are both key issues on how.
They profit personally, these politicians, on these issues.
The pharmaceutical companies on the abortion issue, right?
Because the baby parts, it's been admitted now, everybody has evidence, the fact that they are using abortion pieces of babies to make medicine.
This isn't a secret anymore.
They tell you it's not a real baby.
It's not a real baby, but we still have the arms, the legs, the fingers, the brain, the kidneys, the eyes.
You know, it's the labs, but it's not a real baby.
They're literally listed like that.
Keith, Project Veritas, I mean, they uncovered it.
They absolutely did, and everyone was appalled when they saw that video.
They tried to criticize them, consider them a conspiracy theorist.
They tried to act as if it did not exist.
You weren't allowed to talk about that either.
That was another one you weren't allowed to talk about.
And now all of a sudden you even have Justice Thomas that is talking about the fact that it has been proven that these have been in some of these medications.
So don't give us this line anymore.
This is exactly who are the people that win.
Not the baby.
Not the mother.
Pharmaceutical companies.
And you've got these lobbyists and all these others that are profiting from this.
You've got to nip it in the bud and see who is actually winning on these issues.
Well, this is so sad with Biden because he just honestly, he doesn't even know where he is.
He won't even take questions.
He knows he has got strict orders to go from the White House to his helicopter and not to say a word, no matter what they say to him.
Here he is.
This is the guy that has been in hiding the last couple of days who has had no agenda, nothing.
They've been covering for him.
You had Kirby saying, oh, he's so busy.
He's busy, busy, busy.
And then you had, of course, the White House press secretary covering for him as well.
But you won't get an answer out of him anymore.
There's a question on climate change.
Mr.
President, some questions here, please.
It's a couple!
Why is his hand in his pocket?
I don't know, but look how he's walking.
He's picking up those legs.
He's almost marching now because they're afraid of every gas.
Are you old enough to ever watch the Carol Burnett show?
No, I do know who she is.
But anybody out there that did, remember Tim Conway played that old man and they always showed that boss.
He's always like walking and taking forever.
He'd shuffle his feet.
That's what he reminds me of.
Well, exactly.
I think that's what he reminds everyone of.
And I mean, you even see him pulling himself up these stairs, this guy's hands in there, but he's having a tough time moving around.
There's no question.
And this is the guy that's leading the charge in the country.
No wonder we're having so many problems.
All that speed they got him jacked up on, it seems like he can walk a little faster.
You would think so.
You would definitely think so.
Was that him or his body double?
Because they all look different to me.
He definitely got some.
Oh, definitely.
Definitely.
A lot of people have said, my gosh, that's not even him.
You can look at it and you can see the difference.
Yeah, let's claim...
Oh, and by the way...
Remember when I said that nobody gives a damn about climate change?
They act like it's the number one issue?
And they did that poll at Fox News.
1% of the people in America put that as their top...
The thing they care about.
1%.
So nobody.
No one.
Just like I said, nobody gives a damn about it.
Everybody knows it's a hoax.
It's a way to get money out of you.
It always has been.
Believe me, they're going to turn it around one day and say there's going to be an ice age coming again.
Whatever it takes.
You think that guy right there can change the weather on planet Earth?
Seriously, that guy right there, that old man, Pedo Peter, Who, you know, can't even stay upright on a bike and sniffs little girl's hair and don't know what he's saying?
You think he can change the...
What about Pete Buttigieg?
Can he change the...
What about John Kerry?
You know, what about Trudeau?
Can they change the temperature of planet Earth?
It's ridiculous.
The whole thing's absurd.
No, but they're going to get rich doing it.
They're able to use those funds and taxpayer money in order to do so, and that's exactly how they're going to do it.
Al Gore went from $7 million to $700 million in wealth, selling carbon credits to guilty white liberals, rich.
Oh, it's okay if you use a jet.
It's okay if you got a 23,000 square foot house with 16 bathrooms.
It's okay that you got, you know, 500 cars and a stretch limo and 18 private jets.
All you have to do is just give me money and my organization will go plant enough trees in the rainforest to offset your carbon credits and then you can live a guilt-free life.
I mean, it was the biggest scam in history.
Well, it is.
It is a big scam, and especially since they don't live up to what they're preaching.
They're completely on a different zone than we are.
And what they do, they act like, you know, no big deal.
I mean, you've got it here.
Kerry's climate hypocrisy.
You had Fox News' Biden climate czar John Kerry is an energy hypocrite for his trips on his family's gas-guzzling private jet.
Of course he is.
Of course he is.
I mean, and we all have a gas fuel vehicle.
He went over to Vietnam, John Kerry, and cut himself shaving three times and got the Purple Harps and got out of there in five minutes.
Then he came over here and called all his buddies and all his pals over there he served with, baby killers and murderers.
I mean, the guy's a scumbag.
Complete scumbag.
And they're now tracking their carbon footprint, which I think is really great.
Here they are.
The nation's climate czar, yeah, we have one, John Kerry, called out for being an energy hypocrite.
Federal data now showing Kerry's massive carbon footprint because his family's gas-guzzling private jet has racked up 48 trips since President Biden was sworn in.
John Kerry's family ride has put out more than 300 metric tons of carbon dioxide.
I looked it up at the EPA website.
That is equivalent to driving 747,000 miles in a gas-fueled vehicle.
One more point of hypocrisy.
Right now, the White House is pushing massive spending to kill fossil fuels, making gas scares.
So that's where we are.
I mean, look at that.
It's just a complete slap in the face.
They don't care.
They want you living in a tent so they can rule over you and live in the castle.
These are the Democrat parties that let them eat cake party.
They really do.
They want everybody poor, everybody dependent on government, and they're the kings and queens.
And it's amazing to me that Democrats get one vote.
It really is.
And you just have to be so dumb to fall for any of their Ponzi schemes.
Climate hoax.
The whole COVID thing was a joke.
The mask, double mask, triple mask.
I mean, the whole thing.
Take the vaccine.
We're gonna fire you.
What's in the vaccine?
Can't tell you.
Has it been tested?
Yeah, it takes eight more years to actually test it, right?
Everything they're doing is a scam.
You notice they're not pushing the vaccine anymore?
Remember, they pushed it every day.
That's all they talked about.
Yes.
It started polling bad.
Believe me, it started polling bad.
The mandates that he tried to get everybody to do, and then the Supreme Court and other courts and judges, they blocked everything.
It didn't go over good.
They actually think it was a win issue because everybody in their little group wears a mask.
I can't believe y'all are still wearing masks.
There's nobody wearing masks.
I haven't seen anybody a mask in over a year.
I mean, nobody wears masks down here.
We just don't participate in it.
When they say it's surging, I'm going to tell you right now, COVID's going to surge right at the day that the yearly flu, always for your whole life, surge.
It's going to do it again, right when the yearly flu.
They're not going to call it the yearly flu, though.
They're going to call it COVID. Gosh, this is exactly their playbook.
But yes, they are pulling this stuff again.
And it's so bad.
Listen, I have a friend who went to the doctor the day before yesterday.
And guess what he came back with?
All kinds of COVID tests.
Because now they're just giving them away at the doctor's office.
Like packages and packages.
Those that would cost a hundred and something dollars at one point.
Remember when you had to show that you didn't have COVID to enter a place?
Well, they're now just giving these boxes away of COVID tests.
I know.
It happened to me when I had that little doctor thing.
They tried to give me a whole sack for those things when I was in the hospital and leaving.
I said, I don't want that crap.
Why not?
Because I don't care.
Because COVID's bullshit.
It's all a bunch of lies.
But see, that's to your point.
Give them to the neck.
Give them to a sucker.
Somebody without a brain.
Exactly.
But that is to your point.
They want you taking them because half of them are false positives and they want so many people taking these tests so they can say, oh, 400 million people have COVID right now.
We got to do something.
We got to lock down.
Don't do it.
Gosh.
Every small business in this country should stay in business.
There's nothing they can do about it.
My God.
Oh yeah, you can't get COVID at Walmart.
Can't get COVID at Home Depot.
Can't get COVID. All the billionaire companies got to stay open and they put every mom and pop out of business.
This is how completely evil and ridiculous bullshit the whole COVID thing is.
It's just like, okay, I can go on Walmart, but this guy owns a little nickel and dime store over here.
I can't walk in there.
Why?
You know what I mean?
It was just a scam.
They closed all the churches.
They kept the liquor stores open.
And all of the pot shops here.
Pot shops.
You have access to that, but you don't have access to being able to be with your friends, your family, go to church, or anything else.
It's all political.
It's all bullshit.
Quit falling for that crap, man.
It's all a lie.
This was a good one that Carmine Sabia put out yesterday.
He said, as soon as tomorrow, the White House is going to declare a climate emergency.
You allowed them to get away with COVID emergency powers, and that created the blueprint.
Wait until they start telling you how much electricity you are allowed to use.
They're going to put the final nail in their political coffins.
They are.
When they do that, and they're just going to completely starve everybody then.
They're going to have new taxes, higher gas, and they think everybody's just going to run and buy an electric car that sucks.
Yes, I said it.
Electric cars suck.
They suck.
They don't go very far.
They take so much energy.
They got these huge just batteries in them that cost 25 grand every time you want to put a new one in it.
They suck.
They do.
There's no charging stations.
Most of the charging stations are run by diesel generators, by the way.
I mean, they suck.
It has to have energy.
If the thing ran on water, I'd tell you they're wonderful, but it doesn't.
You've got to plug it in, and that energy is just as bad for the people who think it's bad as getting fossil fuels, electricity, coal.
What does it matter?
It's still coming from energy, except your vehicle sucks, and it's overpriced.
It ain't worth a damn.
You know, if you were to talk to Pete Buttigieg, he is astonished that there's such a struggle to let go of the status quo and not to just turn right over and buy an electric vehicle.
He can't even believe that there's resistance, if you were to ask him.
And the suffering that we're experiencing today, well, that's just what a transition looks like.
Yeah, that's what they think.
That's what they think.
That's how come you can't buy a regular car right now because they say the chips are bad.
There's plenty of chips.
They're just trying to squeeze everybody so you can't ever get a car now.
Well, here's the deal.
Try buying any car anywhere.
It's a year wait.
Well, we just watched the video on John Kerry, but Buttigieg, he says the quiet part out loud.
Listen to him.
Of course, the more pain we are all experiencing from the high price of gas, the more benefit there is for those who can access electric vehicles.
More benefits for us, of course.
The more the regular people suffer, it's so great for us rich people that were born with a silver spoon in their ass, like me.
Thank you, everybody.
Now, I gotta go.
I'm gonna be on maternity leave.
Me and my husband are having another baby, and I've got to pretend like he's sucking on me my boobs for six months.
See you later.
I hope y'all are okay when I get back.
Everything should be fine.
You would have made it through the transition at that point.
A man taking maternity leave for three months in a high-level position.
That proves he's never been in the private sector.
Because you can't do that.
If you're a woman who owns a business and you get pregnant, you can't take three months off.
Not in a million years.
You couldn't even think about it.
No.
Because you've got to run the business.
The business has to keep running to make money, to feed your employees' families, to feed your family.
But in government, it's just all free money to them.
So, you know, they live in this fantasy world, and here is the dummy himself, you know, that probably wears fake breasts around and pretends like, you know, his babies are breastfeeding.
I mean, just go back on maternity leave, you freak.
That's right.
My God, you're dumb.
You're dumbass.
Yeah.
They hate him, you know, wherever he was mayor at.
I can't think of the name of it right now.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, they hated him there.
They didn't like him at all.
I mean, his...
They hated him.
So they had to put him somewhere.
He got ran out of town on a rail.
That's right.
But it wasn't only that.
They're going to do the exact same thing with Liz Cheney.
I mean, there's no hope to come back, but they're going to put a place...
Somewhere in the government for her, believe me, or on a talk show, or she will write a fabulous book and she'll get all this money.
That's Simon& Schuster.
What is Simon& Schuster anyway?
Just a money laundering place?
Because every time a Democrat does something, they'll get a deal.
Like Hillary Clinton writes a book every two years and gets $13 million up front and sells 15 copies.
That's right.
So they lose on that.
None of their books make any money.
So where are they getting their money from?
How can they afford to keep giving all the Democrats?
Anybody that does anything writes a book and Simon& Schuster signs them on.
Well, there's a trend there because Simon& Schuster, I'm sure, is getting some kind of kickback from lobbyists or somebody else.
And I'm a writer.
Exactly.
And all you Simon& Schuster out there, listen very carefully, you can kiss my ass on everyone.
You can offer to publish one of my books, I tell you, to suck it.
I don't care, man.
That's why I'm uncounselable.
I won't even use Amazon.
People buy books directly from me.
I've sold 25,000 books.
And then, you know, it's just like our show, you know.
We don't have any advertisers.
We have donations from the people that listen, and we're uncounselable.
Because, you know, what are you going to do?
Attack our advertisers?
We don't have any.
We don't make no money doing it.
We make zeros.
I'm going to say what I want.
If you don't like it, don't listen.
Turn it off.
That's right.
But I do want to thank those that are supporting us along the way.
American Spirit 777 donated yesterday, and I didn't see it before the show ended.
And then Mona Hanson, she donated twice.
And then we have ACJ Blue.
Thank you so much for your donations.
Like we said, I mean, thank you.
We're beholden to no one, which makes us very dangerous.
Yeah.
You know, when I decided to put my...
I really thought my science fiction novel was good, and I'm a very hard critic of myself, you know, and I'm like, this is a good book.
This could...
This could make it.
As many as I sold when I was first selling them, and I looked at the Amazon best-selling list, and I would have been in the top 10.
I could always say that.
You give up a lot.
You give up that when you don't use Amazon, but I also don't have to pay them 33.3% for every book I sold.
Well, you've done beautifully.
I mean, not only that, a lot of people don't know that all of your products are made in America.
I mean, that is not an easy thing to do.
Let me tell you that right now.
It really takes a lot of work to get something made here in America.
It's so expensive.
I have to sell things for so high that some things I just don't buy.
Because let's just put any item out there, you know, a ball cap.
You know, I can buy them from China for two bucks a piece wholesale.
But, you know, they're $14, $15 a piece for an American-made one.
Wholesale.
So that jacks up your price a lot.
And so all these other people, and believe me, there's a lot of people, and I'd say 95 to 98% of the people that are You know, on our side, sell products.
They're all made in China.
They just are.
Anybody drop shipping, it's 100% made overseas.
Well, then, and not only that, a lot of people don't know that you also are a veteran, too.
And so you, I mean, you are 100% who and what you say you are.
You were for this country.
You've served this country.
You continue to.
And even if it means that you aren't On the Amazon bestseller list.
Yeah, I skip all that.
You're packaging all the stuff out of your own house.
Whenever you get a package, if you order something from Cat Turd, let me tell you what, it was by his hand that you were receiving it.
He is the one that addressed it.
The only way I could sell American-made products, because, you know, and also, if I just wanted to use a dropshipping company, and they take, I don't know, 20% or whatever, 25, I don't even know, but...
You can have so many.
I could have 300 cat turd items in my store.
Easy.
Because they manufacture them there and they send them there for you.
I don't do nothing.
I mean, I could make a ton of money.
Everybody, are you getting rich?
No, I'm not.
I'm making it and I'm doing pretty good.
But I was making it before cat turd and doing pretty good.
But no, I'm not a millionaire.
No, I'm not rich.
No, I'm not getting rich.
And no, you don't take the time off when you need it.
I probably could if I drop ship China Junk.
Because you can have three or four, and I don't do nothing.
I just get a check.
I don't have to order and do orders and go all through this and design everything.
I don't have to do any of that stuff.
They just ship it from there, and they just send me a check every day.
I can make literally probably 50 times more money than I'm making now, but I'm not doing it.
I'm not going to be a hypocrite.
I'm going to sell all USA-made items.
If I only have 10 in my store, whatever, and that's all I can get out, that's all I'm going to do.
I'm going to do a puppy turds calendar, though.
I think that's a great idea.
Everybody's been asking me about that.
That and the Litter Mate t-shirts or merchandise.
I'm getting that question all the time.
So that's one thing you're going to have to address at some point because I get that question five or six times.
And then the calendar, of course, is awesome.
Oh my gosh, everybody has fallen in love with those cute little babies.
But one quick thing, I wanted you to hear this because Amazon is suing administrators of more than 11,000 Facebook groups that allegedly brokered fake online reviews.
So they are going after people now on Facebook groups.
Good.
Because they will.
You know, Goodreads reviewed my book and the first review was like zero stars.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
They just do it and then they all go to wherever and they try to give you one star.
So, you know, they'll say, oh, you only got a two star rating.
So that's what they do because they're just, who would even do that?
You think I would go do that to somebody's book that I don't like?
You think I go on Amazon and give a bad rating to books I don't read to liberal weirdos?
Why would I waste my time doing that?
What?
Really?
I mean, what kind of hateful...
These people have no lives.
Exactly.
And they really want to make their opinion count, whether it be a thumbs down or whether it be a bad review or whether it be putting out the word, you said this, or they take a clip or what have you.
They're just mean people.
They're just ugly that way.
That's how they operate.
They want to make sure that they get it in there.
Right.
They're bitter, miserable.
Liberalism, I mean, they're all the same.
I mean, look at any of the TikTok videos.
They're miserable.
They're just, every day is misery to them.
And by God, they're going to spend every waking minute trying to make as many people that aren't miserable, miserable like them.
And that's liberalism.
Of course.
All in the guise of love.
Yeah.
We really love...
They don't.
They don't.
They are absolutely miserable.
They've got all of the power right now.
And they are losing bigger than they ever have as a result of it.
And they know this.
I mean, they are completely aware of this.
And you have got this buffoon up there.
That they all claim to have supported.
I mean, how do you go from saying that Biden, the most popular president—I'm going to call him resident.
I don't call him president—in the history, right?
Now, all of a sudden, they don't like him anymore.
Well, how is that?
I mean, these are the same things that he ran on.
This is the Democrat Party talking points.
This is everything that he's going through with.
You said you wanted.
And now all of a sudden you can see, just from his polls alone, how horrible it is.
It's just, it's a joke.
It's a disaster.
I don't know how anyone can even say, I voted for Biden and I'm proud of it.
I mean, really?
Can you imagine?
Nobody does.
They all talk about Trump.
Yes.
They're obsessed.
Some of these people that were like, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, wah, wah, wah, for four years, they can't stop.
It's an addiction like the COVIDians.
Yes, exactly.
You know, the mass Karens and the double maskers and the ones that are out there wearing snorkels, you know, like they're diving the Great Barrier Reef or something with mass fins and snorkels.
But they can't stop.
They cannot stop.
Look at Rob Reiner and Bette Miller.
Every one of their tweets is still about Trump.
And it was just showing that Fox thing we were just showing.
I saw Kellyanne on there, Conway.
And I don't trust her at all.
And some people like her.
I don't trust her as far as I throw her.
I never could because she's got terrible judgment.
Look at her husband.
Her husband pisses on her all day long.
I mean, he shits on her all day long, man.
Her job, she was the main, the left-hand lady to the President of the United States, and he's out there in public shitting on him, which is shitting on her, man.
And you stay with him, and that means you got bad judgment.
And I just don't trust people with bad judgment.
You can't trust them.
So, you know, I, you know, I can't, I can't deal with that.
I mean, who could stay with a husband that treats his wife like that?
That's so sorry.
Oh, it is.
Instead of being proud of her.
Your wife's got her dream job and you can't let her have it.
You can't shut your mouth and give that to your, to your wife.
You gotta, you gotta try to backdoor, backstab her at every point and she has to come home.
I mean, and deal with that.
It's just sorry, man.
That is one sorry, miserable asshole, George Conway.
Well, and you're also seeing it from her children, too, who are absolutely...
And who does what?
Yeah.
And why are they like that?
Because they sat at home with unemployed-ass George Conway and him talking shit to him while she's out working 100-hour weeks.
That's why.
Well, and the other thing about this, I mean, let's not forget, they talk about, the left talks about first women all the time.
Well, Conway was the first woman to have run a successful U.S. presidential campaign.
And they pushed that one completely aside.
I always liked her, but I don't trust her.
I don't trust her judgment.
I agree with you.
I agree with that.
There's a difference between like and trust.
I can't trust your judgment when nothing happened over that.
Well, let me tell you the other thing about this is that President Trump won his campaign.
Okay, so yes, she was in the position and great.
It was a woman.
But President Trump and his policies, he was the one that energized people from all neck of the woods to come out and vote for him.
And it was a landslide that they have never seen before.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Believe me.
So, you know, in this show, we believe that Joe Biden actually did get 81 million ballots.
We believe that.
Not votes, but we believe that 81 million ballots went through them counters.
And, you know, if you do audit, what happens?
You count all them fraudulent ballots again.
So, yeah, see?
We did an audit.
It's perfect.
Yeah, they're bringing in truckloads of ballots at 3 a.m., all for Joe Biden, 99.9%.
I mean, and all they had to do is just—they just had to cheat these states.
And believe me, they're going to try it again, too, because they got away with it.
Oh, it's true.
And that's the thing.
And they're just going through it all.
Their entire agenda that they had prepared after Obama for Hillary Clinton to take the reins and then to take it from there, they are now making up for it in high speed in Joe Biden's residency here.
That's what's happening.
So that's why things are happening.
And it's not only that, it's an emergency order.
I mean, this is an executive emergency order.
Emergency order on the climate.
Hey, you hear that, Republicans?
You can do emergency on anything.
You can do an emergency on dead fetuses and say, hey, it's an emergency, man, because babies are dying.
It's a national emergency.
And so abortion is outlawed.
Executive order.
Okay, that's how you fight back with this.
And they'll stop doing this nonsense.
There is no climate emergency.
It's summer and it's getting hot.
And you notice all this, CNN, MSNBC, every story is about the heat wave here in London, the heat wave here and here, the heat wave.
It's people burning up.
Here's some melted pavement.
They had to shut down an airport because the pavement melted.
All of a sudden, it's just planned before he's going to try to do this to what?
Tax the hell out of people more.
That's right.
That's exactly what it is.
They want more money because you know what?
They've been taking all of our money over to Ukraine and they're padding their pockets and then all of a sudden our coffers are bare.
So what are they going to do?
They need more money.
So they're going to raise the taxes on you and me.
That's the way it goes.
It's a never-ending vicious cycle.
These guys are going to be so hated in two and a half years.
They're hated now.
Oh, they are.
Audrey Daylor-Green said she had the inside scoop that they were going to win 25 to 35 seats.
I don't care what their insiders say.
I'm telling you, they're going to win 60, 70 seats.
I think so, too.
I really do believe it.
Seriously, I've got so many friends here.
In the House.
I'm not talking about the Senate.
Well, in the House, for sure.
And I have so many friends here that when I bring up the conversation, they don't want to talk about it anymore.
They all of a sudden went from wanting to have their Rachel Mad Cow talking points to just not even wanting to discuss politics.
They just can't do it.
They don't want to talk about it.
They've gone through it, they say.
You need to invite me out there.
I have invited you out here.
I have invited you.
Talk to your friends.
They hate my guts.
There's actually even a meme about when I actually invited you.
And this was really funny because the one person that captures all of this stuff, Megajem, who is just awesome, who also did our logo.
I will kindly remind you, Mr.
Turd, you should come here for a look.
No.
Yeah, California.
I'm definitely not...
You know what I'll do is when I finally finish my next book, and well, I have finished one, but when I get it all done and ready, I might do some book signings and just drive cross-country, meet some people because I need to, and then I'll show up there to embarrass you in front of your friends.
Oh, wouldn't that be wonderful?
Oh, you wouldn't embarrass me.
No, I would put you at the head of the table and say, talk to the paw.
He's not going to listen to you.
You'd introduce me to one of your friends, I'd be like, so you're the one that owes me all the money for gas, but you dumbass enough to vote for Joe Biden, huh?
And you're picking up this tab.
How's that for an introduction?
Yes, exactly.
Yeah, you're buying me a $27 beer at the local tavern here in L.A. Oh, a martini is almost $30-something now.
You're kidding me.
I'm not kidding.
No, I'm not kidding.
My God.
Yeah, I went out last night with a couple of friends, yeah.
On $500 to get drunk.
Exactly.
It'll definitely help the alcoholics out there.
There's nobody getting DUIs in LA because nobody can get drunk.
They can't afford it.
That's right.
$30 for a martini.
Good God.
It's crazy.
And sometimes, depending on where you are, it's even higher than that.
I mean, that was just...
You know, around here, these little pubs around here, these old country pubs, you can just go in there and, you know, a dollar and a half, two dollars for a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in a can and you're happy.
I remember the days of Mississippi where you could bring your own wine or you could bring your own booze.
I don't like clubs and I don't like hoity-doity clubs.
I like bars.
Bars where you just belly up and everybody's cool.
I don't care if the floors are sawdust and it's a little bitty dive hole in the wall.
That's my kind of a bar.
Oh yeah.
We have those too, believe it or not.
I mean, this is pretty...
You've got a whole situation, but over here, just a whole, you know, mixed bag.
You think it's like that until you get a $30 martini?
See, I'll take a crown and cup.
It'll be $29.
Well, I went to the Sky Bar too, and that's a little bit pricey.
You're like, I didn't...
Did I say the bottle?
I just made a little pour-out bottle.
I didn't want the whole bottle.
Oh gosh, you are going to have to get out of here.
It would be fun.
I would enjoy it immensely.
Well, here you go.
You've got people actually talking about what you just discussed, and that is from the White Wing News Hour.
They say, Biden breaking the law with taxpayer money.
Yes, he is.
Completely he is.
And they're letting him get away with it.
A law is not an option.
So they go on to basically say that the Biden regime is criminally Robbing the Treasury to pay third party organizations to help people cheat.
Inflation doesn't matter to Joe.
He'll just print more money to cover it.
That's how he plans to spend his way out of the bankruptcy.
That's true.
So everyone knows exactly what happens when you implement open border policy.
Then Joe waves his magic pen to grant himself imperial authority and to ignore law.
And he's dug into the American Treasury to do it.
All of this stuff, all of this funding.
I mean, when you start talking about George Soros and what happens, that's like a revolving door in and of itself.
I mean, George Soros...
Isn't funding liberal causes anymore.
So Biden has been funding the Soros-related organizations directly.
One in particular just got a check for $171.7 million.
That's just a single payment on a $1 billion contract.
They got the perfect president.
They can all do what they want and they just blame everything on him.
Exactly.
Exactly.
They're going to get rid of him soon.
I'm just telling you.
Oh, they've got to.
He's done.
Oh, my gosh.
They have got to.
They're like, this isn't funny anymore.
You know, they want to use him as a puppet to do all this Green New Deal bull crap, but he's bringing down the whole Democrat Browns poison.
And it's getting worse and worse, and they're looking at the numbers, and Democrats are just...
I'm telling you, the Democrat governors and people like that, they're getting booed everywhere they go.
Oh, yes, they are.
People hate these people.
I don't see how any of them get voted in.
There's no way they're getting voted in without cheating, because nobody likes them.
That's right.
Well, they don't, and they're going to like them a whole lot less now that you've got all these other issues where people are not even able to pay for their own meals or gasoline or anything.
I mean, this is a huge story because when you think about the fact that one organization that is funded directly by Soros got a check for $171.7 million dollars Okay, it's a single payment on a $1 billion contract to help unaccompanied minors avoid deportation.
This is a huge, huge story here.
I mean, Soros, this is completely connected to him.
They're all talking about it.
Gateway Pundit, everyone.
When are Americans, are they going to say, we've had enough of this?
And then they're going to turn around and, of course, raise our taxes as a result of all of this and expect us to drive electric vehicles.
Not only drive them, but purchase them.
I'm never going to have one.
I could live another 40 years, which is not going to happen.
But if I did, I still wouldn't own one.
If everybody else had one, I'd have the last gasoline.
I'd be like, revving up next to them.
Let's race!
Exactly.
I mean, this is it.
I live in reality.
I'm not even going to go that route.
No.
And you also live in a place where you can have a hurricane at any given moment, and you've got to get out of there.
You can't just wait around.
Because these hurricanes, you know, you can't just...
People are like, well, why didn't you evacuate two days before?
You don't even know it's going to hit you sometimes until like 10 hours before.
Because, you know, you ever seen a cone to one of them?
Okay, this thing's going to hit from near the Gulf to New Orleans.
You know, the Florida New Orleans.
And that's what it's like until the day.
You can't just start.
I can't leave anyway.
I got too many animals.
I don't have any way to board them up, you know, and stuff like that.
And you're just plain happy where you are, too.
You really are.
There's not an electrical charging station within 100 miles of me, probably.
I don't know about it.
Yes, but you appreciate everything that is around you.
And I love that because you're always taking pictures of your trees and your puppies and your life.
And it truly...
I live in LA, as you know.
And the beach is here.
I'm 15 miles from the most gorgeous beaches you've ever seen in your life.
The reason I don't take a lot of beach pictures is because I don't take my phone to the beach.
When I go to the beach, I want it quiet.
You know, I don't want to sit there on my phone.
I mean, I do a lot of, I catch sand fleas and do a lot of pompano surf fishing and redfish.
Because I like surf fishing because you need to put your rods and, you know, you put your little things in the sand and just, you know.
You're rod holders and you just kind of sit in a chair and chill.
And if you catch something, you do.
If nothing bites, you're still at the beach.
It's a win-win.
So when I do that, you know, I'd love to take a lot of pictures of the fish I catch and everything.
I go there, you know, to relax sometimes.
I haven't been able to since the puppies were born.
But I don't, I just don't, I take a phone for emergency, but my phone's off.
I mean, I don't take pictures.
It kills me if people can't relax.
These people come down here from Atlanta and you're sitting there, you know, on the beach.
And of course, there's a lot of private beaches where I'm from, so I know how to get away from everybody.
But, you know, and they come here and the first thing they do, they sit on the beach and they get a boombox and start playing music loud as they can, you know.
And it's like, didn't you come to get away from stuff like that?
Didn't you come?
I mean, and here's the, you know, it's like a Corona commercial, you know, the waves, you know, the psh!
There's seagulls, and there's pelicans, and little sandpipers are running in and out, squeaking, and all these beautiful beach sounds, and here's somebody coming up.
Let's play some Zeppelin as loud as we can on the beach and destroy all of the peacefulness of it.
Oh my gosh, you're not going to do well when you visit me.
That's all I have to say.
You're going to be like, get me out of here.
Can I have a $10 martini if you make them?
What's that one drop out of a sponge?
Yes, where's your dropper?
I can see me at an LA bar, you know, I got a flask in my pocket and I'm looking around and I'm pouring something in there.
I took a glass of water, just halfway full on the rocks.
They're like, that's $18, sir.
Oh my gosh, isn't that the truth?
Oh, well, we do.
Speaking of amnesty and all of that, I did have White Shadow who asked a very good question because we were on the subject of rhinos yesterday.
And this was really appropriate because she said, going forward, can there be a spot in the show that discusses Mayra Flores' betrayal as she voted for amnesty for illegal aliens?
Okay, so I am looking at her response.
This is out from Breitbart.
She came back swinging, of course, but I don't think it's enough to really go against what the claim is because she voted for it.
GOP Representative Flores defends visa giveaway vote as not amnesty, even though it clearly is.
That's the whole thing.
Amnesty was not passed last week, is what she said.
This was in a July 17th tweet.
An amendment in the NDAA bill gave legally documented children of legal visa workers the ability to remain in the United States with their parents, stop the misinformation, and stay focused on taking back the House this November.
So you're starting to see a whole bunch of this stuff happening.
You're talking about the one that was just voted in?
Yes, exactly.
Well, you know, this is going to be an unpopular opinion, by the way, so I'll just go ahead and say it.
But she does represent pretty much a 100% Hispanic district, and she does represent those people.
So...
I'm sure a lot of her constituents probably want that, to be honest with you.
I don't want it.
The Republican Party as a whole don't want it, and we don't want it, and my listeners here don't want it, and our listeners here don't want it, but that's probably why I'm...
Well, the amendment, the little-known amendment, was quietly pitched as a humanitarian support for documented dreamers.
But these documented dreamers are the adult children of Indian tech workers who took Fortune 500 jobs that otherwise would have gone to American graduates in exchange for the hugely valuable green cards promised by the U.S. executives.
So instead of hiring 10 American professionals, they're bringing in 50 Indians to do the same work.
This is according to Armando from Texas.
This is what he told Breitbart News.
This is happening throughout the entire country, not just in Texas.
And he is a Latino software engineer.
U.S. executives allow Indians to hire their friends and families to help each other out.
So, it's basically an Indian first favoritism, and they gang up on Americans.
Yeah, I don't know anything about the bill, so I'm sorry.
I wish I knew more.
I'm just like...
I know what you're saying, though.
That might be why she did it, but, you know, it doesn't surprise anybody, somebody getting voted in and stabbing everybody in the back as soon as they get there.
I have an American dream, too.
My American dream is every illegal going back across the southern border with a liberal under each arm.
That's my dream act.
That's my dream.
That's it too.
And you know what?
And one on his shoulders too.
Oh my gosh.
Because they are the very people that are just bashing America and they're trying to change it into a communist country, socialism.
They embrace, well there are plenty of countries out there that embrace all the things that you hold in such high regard.
So go!
Please, be gone.
Run like a gazelle.
I don't care how you get there, but get there.
Get to your destination that will make you the happiest, where the government controls your life completely.
Everything about it.
Who wants that?
Since I've been a kid, I just want everybody to leave me the hell alone.
I know.
Especially the government.
Yes.
Yes.
Well, Kankoa hits paydirt.
He recovered text message that should lead to Joe Biden's impeachment and Hunter Biden's immediate arrest.
Now.
If they do anything with this information, who knows?
Give me a break.
It's never going to happen.
Not with this two-tier justice system.
Well, that's the thing.
That is the thing.
Exactly.
I mean, you have got so many examples of how they are going after all of these, you know, anybody Trump-related.
It doesn't matter if you're a podcaster.
It doesn't matter if you were there for the rally on January 6th.
They are targeting you, and they are completely going after you.
They'll frame you.
Yes.
In a heartbeat.
Yes.
This FBI under Christopher Wray, they'll frame you for anything.
I don't trust them.
As far as I can throw them, they need to be disbanned.
They're just too far gone dishonesty and corrupt.
They're just so corrupt.
It's so bad.
Well, Democrats in the deep state tried to bring down President Trump for colluding with a foreign regime against the interests of the United States.
Now we all know it wasn't Trump.
It was Joe Biden and the Biden crime family all along.
The garbage family.
Exactly.
How many of these examples do we have to see before people start taking this into account and say, okay, well, we need to open up a full-blown investigation and a hearing for the American people to witness what actually went down in these business dealings with Hunter Biden?
We've all seen pretty much The laptop.
So, on December 14, 2018, Biden sent this text message to his brother's widow, Haley Biden, who he was dating.
You're right, it says, Haley, and I find myself very alone in dealing with rebuilding an income that can support an enormous alimony in my kids' cost and myself.
Dealing with the aftermath of abduction and likely assassination, that's what the New York Times suspects, of my business partner, the richest man in the world, the arrest and conviction of my client and chief of intelligence of the People's Republic of China by the U.S. government.
The retaliation of the Chinese in the ouster and the arrest of U.S. suspected CIA operatives inside China.
My suspected involvement in brokering a deal with Vladimir Putin directly for the largest sale of oil gas assets inside Russia to China, a tax bill that Eric left hanging over my business and dad's running for president.
So, the single text message that was found on Hunter's laptop raises many important national security issues for the United States.
Why was Hunter Biden helping Vladimir Putin sell oil and gas to China?
Why was Hunter Biden working with the Chief of Intelligence of the People's Republic of China?
Why was Hunter Biden's business partner with the richest man in the world who was building China's Belt and Road Initiative?
Did China arrest CIA operatives in retaliation for the DOJ arresting Hunter's business partner?
This is a huge story.
Do you think the Republicans are going to pounce on this information?
They don't pounce on anything.
The only thing I've seen them pounce on since Biden's been there, there's only two things they've pounced on.
They've agreed with the gun control bill in five seconds, and then they can't send enough money to Ukraine.
That's it, too.
That's it.
Name anything else they've done that they've even tried to do.
Well, that's it.
That's it.
Them two things.
Well, and this is the thing.
This has weakened us as a country.
Here you got China who is demanding Biden cancel 108 million arms sale to Taiwan.
Okay.
The CCP has demanded that Joe Biden cancel it.
Or what?
Okay.
Or what?
Are you going to go ahead and confirm everything that Americans know to be true based on his own laptop?
This is big stuff.
It really is.
They're so rotten.
That family, the garbage family's rotten.
Oh boy.
I mean, you've got a two-tier justice system for sure.
There's so many examples of it, but you're not going to see...
They tried.
Didn't they?
They tried to be the...
They tried at first, you know.
Oh, Grandpa Joe and Grandpa Ma Jill.
They're so sweet.
Remember when they had all the ridiculous...
The National Guard at the Capitol and she went and brought them cookies for a photo op?
I made you homemade cookies in the oven that's in the White House.
They're in an oven.
Is there an oven in the White House?
Yeah.
I made them fresh with love and understanding.
And here's a bag of my cookies.
Oh my God.
Wow.
Yeah, and she's the one.
In my other bag, I got Joe's Goody Pills.
I got his Speed Up Pills, his Slow Down Pills, his Quit Slurring Pills.
His Happy Pills.
His Happy Pills.
Pick up his feet so he doesn't fall up the stairs.
Yeah, I got all his little pills.
We got more pills I don't know what to do with in my other little bag.
Oh my gosh.
They wouldn't put Melania on any magazine.
She was by far the most beautiful first letter we've had.
Don't even go with Jackie O. Nope.
It was her.
I agree.
And then Jill Biden looks like she's wearing a grandmother's Couch.
Every time she dresses, God, she can't dress for the damn...
Not even close.
No.
Man.
But as a result of all of this, you have this out from Newsweek with U.S. absent on Syria.
Turkey finds common ground with Russia and Iran.
Of course.
Of course.
You can't sanction these countries now.
You have Russia and China and Turkey and some of these countries, I mean, they have so much population, so much more than the United States and Europe put together.
And that's what I was saying.
Remember the first day they did these sanctions?
I said, they're not going to work.
It's just going to make our fuel go up.
It's not going to hurt them one bit.
What happened?
The ruble's stronger than it's been in 16 years.
They're selling oil.
We don't care who we sell it to.
So we'll turn the spigot off to Germany.
We'll turn the spigot off to France.
We'll turn the spigot off to Europe.
And we'll just turn it on to China and turn it on to Turkey.
That's all.
It's that simple.
It is.
It is.
And we are suffering as a nation as a result of it.
Even China warns Nancy Piglosi not to visit Taiwan.
This is the thing.
I mean, this is really what's happening as a result of the business dealings the Biden family had with China, with Russia, and all the other countries, Ukraine.
We know what this is.
So we'll end with a little bit of sad news because, of course, today was the funeral for Ivana Trump.
And President Trump actually did make a statement.
He said, We began our lives together with a great relationship.
Donald Trump's heartfelt tribute to wonderful hard worker first wife Ivana Trump ahead of her Manhattan funeral today.
I can't even imagine what this family must be going through because it was so sudden and completely unexpected.
You've got all of these beautiful pictures of them together throughout their years.
They had beautiful children that they raised right.
They're just successful.
They're the envy of the world, and that's why they have been targeted the way they are.
But I just think that, you know, going forward, it only brings this family closer together.
And I can't imagine anybody ever throwing hate or shade their way, especially in a situation like that.
Like this.
We don't do it.
I mean, it doesn't matter what happens on the other side.
We don't try to capitalize on the death of someone.
But I have seen some of them.
They'll dance on their graves.
They will.
They love that.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, it's just so sad, but I think it's wonderful that they were all able to get together ahead of the funeral and they were able to really kind of get together as a family.
And things like that, losing a matriarch is so difficult because that's really the leader of the family for the most part.
And so they all suffered a huge loss, and I'm just so sorry.
And just keep them all in your prayers, please, because I know they need it.
It's just a sad, sad day.
But anyway.
All right, Kat Turd, is there anything you'd like to add?
Now that we're all in bad mood, we're going to see y'all later tomorrow.
Yeah, have a good day.
We're going to end the show on a funeral, and then we'll see y'all tomorrow.
Well, what I thought was great, I will end on a higher note than that, is that socks can actually officially climb onto your Ottoman barrier.
I have all these barriers around the house, and it's hard to stop these dogs from getting in trouble, man.
God, they'll eat anything.
Look at that.
They got up there somehow, some way, and there looks like there's another one.
You see that picture of Brownie?
My God, that was a cute one.
Oh, that is so cute.
Oh my gosh.
I just love going over to your pages, especially when there's like really...
There's Brownie.
Check Brownie out.
She's sweet.
Oh, she is just a dog.
No, she's not available.
She's already promised out.
Yeah.
She's promised out.
Look how...
You know, my guy cannot get on my sofa.
I have to pick him up every single time.
Brownie's already six and a half, almost seven pounds.
So your dog's what, three, four pounds?
Three and a half.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, they're big.
Look at the paws.
My gosh, look at that.
Man, I'm going to tell you too, Sweetie and Petey, good God, they're big.
Petey's bigger than, taller now than Smiles or Pedro, by far.
Really?
He is growing like a weed.
He's huge.
He looks like a lion.
Oh my gosh.
No telling how big these are going to be.
They're going to be pretty big.
They're going to be big.
That's why I try to tell everybody.
They'll be between...
60 and 90 pounds somewhere in that range.
Yeah, because, you know, Smiles is a tree and walker coon hound, which is the biggest coon dogs there are.
He's huge.
For him, though, I mean, he's like, he's gained some weight for sure because he just can't run around.
He's running around.
He always stayed in good shape, but man, he loves getting in my old farm truck.
You know, he can live in there.
He just, he's addicted to it.
And now, you know, he's too big.
He can't jump in there because he's getting so old and he's just so limping around.
And we're both in a bad place because he weighs almost 100 pounds and I can't lift him anymore.
And he can't jump up in there.
So I'm going to try to build something, some kind of ramp device or something on my property where I just pull up to it and open the passenger side.
That's a great idea.
And then kind of wedge up to it where he can just like...
I might get my neighbor's tractor and just kind of build a dirt mound.
Everybody's like, just do a ramp.
I have a ramp.
He won't get on it.
He won't get on wood.
I try to get some boards.
Maybe he'll put some carpet or something on it.
He won't do it.
He just won't do it.
It freaks him out somehow.
I'm just going to build a compacted dirt mound or something he can just kind of cruise up to.
So he can set in that passenger seat.
God, he loves it.
Well, that's where he needs to be.
Well, that's his spot.
I mean, that's so great.
I think it's great that you're going to do that.
You should have it.
Why not?
And then Pedro's by me, you know.
Pedro will kill you.
Petey one time tried to jump in a truck and get beside me, and I thought he was going to kill him.
It's just like, I've taken all y'all's new dog shit I can take, and you ain't getting my seat.
This is where I sit.
I will kill you if you get anywhere near it.
This is where I live.
This is mine.
So, Monkey, you know, Monkey, he's got a place on the couch, you know, I told you before, that he goes to sleep.
And now, he sits up there in the corner of it, and if any dog gets...
So, the other dogs are trying to get in his spot now.
So, he sits there, and he barks at him.
Rah, rah, rah!
Like, if they come near his spot, he gets so mad.
So, you don't want anybody screwing with his spot now.
It's hilarious.
I think that's what I love, though, is the little personalities, because they really come out.
Nine completely different dogs.
They are.
They all have their own.
Some of them are kickbacks.
Some of them are aggressive.
I mean, that's socks.
Whoever's getting socks, get ready.
She's an alpha female, I'm telling you.
She is the boss.
This is quite the contraption that you put together here.
You're getting really clever.
Yeah, I bought that.
I didn't put it together.
It's a circle.
That's what it's for to feed puppies.
Oh my gosh.
So you've got the system completely figured out.
Look at that stuff.
Yuck!
It's gruel.
Yuck.
I use that chicken flavored science diet puppy chow.
A breeder, a friend of mine known, she sent that to me.
She said, this stuff's like crack.
You know, here's how you make that she uses to make her gruel when it's time to make gruel.
And you do it in a blender.
And she's like, boy...
It was so hard to give them the bottle feed.
Some of them didn't like this formula and some of them didn't like the second step stuff.
And man, when I put them on this stuff, It's just, look at them, they're slopping like little pigs.
I know, they are!
It's like a trough.
Y'all see their faces when they pull up.
It is.
It is a trough.
That is so wild.
Look at them.
You know, it was taking me hours, you know, when you're feeding these things so many times a day, and, you know, I feed them every six hours now, and it's about to go to every eight.
But, yeah, I can just put that down.
Just a whole blender full, pour it in the circle, and set it down.
I just whistle, and they know that means they're going to get fed, and they run.
Gosh, it's hilarious.
Oh, they are so cute.
Here's monkey.
Man, she did have some good looking puppies, didn't she?
Yes, she did.
I'm not just saying that because they're my puppies, but man, she has good looking puppies.
I mean, they are really beautiful, beautiful dogs.
They're so regal and distinguished looking.
This Saturday, I'm going to decide who goes where and what goes where because there's a lot of people wanting them.
I know.
If anybody wants two that's got land, they're getting to.
Because that's what I really would like to do.
I'd love to find somewhere that would take a brother-sister combination, let's say.
Because it's like, I've watched Sweetie and Petey since I've found them starving on the side of the road.
And their relationship, they're so close.
And they play all day.
And it's easier to have two of them than one.
Because one of them would just be getting into this and that.
But the two of them together, they just stay together.
They play.
They entertain themselves.
So I would love to keep a couple together.
This is a great little combination picture that you have of Smiles and Pedro.
And then you've got the little mini-me's right there.
Is that crazy?
Great!
Oh my gosh, yes.
It's unbelievable.
I love it.
I mean, that's just as sweet as sweet as can be.
Look at Wiggles, man.
He just ate that fat little pink belly.
He just pigged out.
Oh, he's like, I'm full.
Oh, my gosh.
They are just precious.
You're going to miss them so much, I know.
But you'll have tabs on them.
Once you go to Gruul, though, if you've never raised puppies, get ready.
Oh, boy.
Because, you know, the Eiffel Tower of Poop's coming.
Oh!
A million.
And when you got nine, you got to pick up at least two, three hundred piles of crap a day.
Every day.
And I mean, it's just like, how did that come out of him?
Because it was just these little cute poops, you know, when they're on formula, they're drinking milk, they're lapping these little second step formula things, it gets a little thicker.
And then all of a sudden, they're like on puppy chow.
Oh, man.
It's like, how did that come out of you?
I mean, good God.
It's like nine little amber herds running around my house, sitting on everything.
Oh my gosh, they are so cute.
I swear I could watch them forever.
They just put a smile on everyone's face, especially in this film.
They're fun.
I'm going to miss them.
And then they're going to be gone in like two weeks.
I know.
So it's going to be sad.
I think it will be too, but you never know.
I don't know who I'm keeping yet, though.
I know I'm keeping Batman no matter what.
I love Batman.
Batman's cool.
So I know I'm keeping Batman yet.
And a lot of people, there's like 10 people that just...
They're dying to get Batman.
They just, please, I want Batman, and I just can't do it.
Batman's cool.
Look at him.
He's just cute.
Isn't he cute?
He just really is.
He's got such a cute little way about him.
Those little...
Look at those little paws.
He's going to be big, though.
I'm trying to picture him, and it's going to happen real fast.
I mean, what's great is that you're keeping some.
As long as I'm alive, I'll document it.
Oh, that's what we want to see.
You'll get to see it.
You'll get to see him grow up, the one or two.
You know, and I'm leaning on two because...
Just like the Sweetie and Petey situation.
So they'll have each other to grow up and they can play.
You know what I mean?
Because you get in a situation where if you just, let's say I just had Sweetie or Petey, they're still puppies.
I mean, they're only like probably 16, 18 months old, even though she's had a litter.
And, you know, they run around and play.
And then the old, you know, man, Smiles is probably 14 years old and Pedro's eight or nine.
So, you know, they don't want to be jumped on and played with all the time.
You know what I mean?
They're older dogs.
They're in the last part of their dog life, and they don't want to.
But it lets them play, you know, their level.
So, I don't know what we'll do with six dogs, but I'm pretty positive I'm going to keep two.
I expect to.
I really do.
A lot of people were shouting four yesterday.
But I think two is good.
That's hard.
That's hard.
I've got to still have a life.
I've got to finish these books.
I'm really ready to start writing.
Just for some reason, it really put me in a writing mood to not be able to write for...
Two months, I'm like, man, I'm dying.
You want your life back.
And, you know, I think you're going to really appreciate the things that you used to do when you had one.
I can't have so many dogs that I'm not able to give each one the attention they need.
So there's a limit.
And people are like, I'll pay for your food for the rest of your life.
You'll keep all the dogs.
Yeah, I'm going to have 13 coon dogs running around my property.
Are you crazy?
I know.
I couldn't take care of that.
I'm not...
Man, I'm almost 60 years old, I can't do it.
No, and it's probably, it's not good for them either, for them to be together, because then they act like a pack, right?
And so, I think two would be a nice, it would be a nice balance there, but they're still so cute, and you're just done great.
It's just like, there's some, you know, because I really like, I'm leaning, I'm definitely leaning on Batman and Wiggles, Because Wiggles looks exactly like Miles.
But, you know, then I'm going to have to give away little Pedro, little Pedrina.
And then I'm going to have to give away Monkey.
God, how do I give away Monkey?
I love Monkey, man.
I love Monkey, man.
That's the problem.
And then you named them.
Well, you have to.
You think I'm just going to...
You read these things online, you know, and they're all full of shit.
Yeah.
I'm just like, you know, everything kills them.
Well, if you do this, they'll die.
If you do this, they'll die.
Oh, everybody's an expert.
They're like, well, to be safe, you know, you need to only keep them in crates and then leave them in the crates.
You know, let's start their life in prison.
And then, you know, just take them outside and teach them how to poop.
And then you put them back in the crate and you don't want them to get into trouble or swallow something.
I'm like, man...
I'm not going to just keep nine dogs in a crate for, what, two months?
I'm not doing that.
God, let them run around and play and stuff.
Oh, you know, well, I put...
Everybody asks me if I sleep with Hanselm.
Of course not.
No, I do not sleep with Puppy.
No.
He has his own apartment, is what I call it, not crate.
And he is so happy to go in there at the end of the day.
But I have him with me all day long.
I mean, he is my sidekick.
I have him in my purse.
I take him to work.
I take him back home.
I take him on all of my errands.
No one even knows that he's in my purse.
If he doesn't want to be seen, he's not seen.
And then when he comes out, he wants to be out.
He's like, he pops up and says, give me one of them $29 margaritas.
Exactly, exactly.
You can hear me in your purse, $29, what the hell?
And they expect a tip on that?
No.
Yeah.
You got to tip 20%, so it's $6 tip, so it's $36 for a margarita.
I'm like, my God.
Man, I can see the AA meetings around there.
You know, I'm an alcoholic.
I'd like to still be an alcoholic, but I can't afford to drink.
Well, it's like, right?
It's also the same idea as the Biden food crisis.
People don't want to go on diets either, and yet you're getting less and less out of your packages that you're purchasing in the grocery store than you did before.
Ice cream has been cut in half pretty much for the most part.
So this is the whole thing.
People are now on the Biden diet.
They just can't afford it.
That's one way to do it.
Well, anyway, I do got to go.
Yes, we do.
All right, everyone.
We're late again.
We're getting later and later, especially with the cute little puppies, because I can't let you go unless I ask about them or else I get completely attacked after this show.
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