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Two-tiered justice - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 7/22/2022 - Ep. 131
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Thank you.
Thank you.
Hello, hello, hello.
Today is Friday, July 22nd, 2022, episode number 131.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey, barely made it, but I've made it.
You did.
You've got your hands full over there, no doubt.
But I have got a little bit of breaking news just real quick, just so everyone knows, we just named the show Cat Turd Dead Two-Tier Justice.
Well, you want to see an example of that?
Steve Bannon has been found guilty.
So, Steve Bannon has been found guilty of contempt of Congress for defying his January 6th subpoena.
Trump advisor now faces up to a year in jail after jury took three hours to reach a verdict.
Kangaroo court.
That's all it is.
Boy.
They're going to take everybody that's Trump's friends, they're trying to put you in jail, and they're going to do it with being crooked if they can.
Kangaroo courts, fake juries.
Look at the juror.
The guy that was charged, Durham charged.
My God.
The juror.
Yeah, I'm actually, my daughter is on the same soccer team as the defendant.
That's okay.
And then, so the prosecutor says, no, we want him out.
The judge, nope, we're going to let him stay in.
Same thing.
Same thing.
Well, this is another thing.
This is another voice they want to silence, too, in our movement.
You have to understand that.
That's one of the things they want to do.
Steve Bannon has a show that's just fantastic, The War Room.
I'm sure a lot of everyone here is familiar with it.
But this is what they want to do.
They want to take his voice away.
And what would be better than for having him in jail for the 2022 midterms?
For a sham committee, one-sided.
Was he at January the 6th or something?
Was he in the Capitol?
No.
I mean, they're just going after anybody on Trump's team.
And if the Republicans were smart, they'd play it the same way.
They'd have Nancy Pelosi, her drunk husband, anybody.
It doesn't matter.
It didn't have anything to do with January 6th.
Just bring them all in.
Read their text messages, all of them.
Boy, this is really something.
This is such a sham.
And it's only going to get worse.
We always talk about how it's just going to get worse before it gets better.
They're throwing everything they can at this because they know what 2022 midterms spell.
And it is a complete and total red wave for the Republican Party.
We are going to clean house.
And they know it.
So they're going to try to shut down voices.
They're going to try to handicap us in any way they possibly can.
Yeah.
Just lie.
Let's just lie about the whole thing.
Yeah.
That's what we've been seeing a lot of.
FBI's job now.
I think that's the only thing they're good for now is framing their political opponents.
I think that's all they do now.
I don't think they do anything else.
I don't know if you checked out the photos that I used today, but here you've got the FBI looking at a grandmother holding a flag January 6th.
This is a picture we've gotten to know now.
Over and over again, we've seen this is who they're going after.
They're going after the American people.
Enough of this nonsense.
I mean, let's cut to the chase.
Anybody that doesn't agree with their totalitarian dictatorship, guess what?
They are going to go after and after them with a vengeance.
And that includes everybody, pretty much.
I mean, if you own a gun, that means that you believe in your Second Amendment rights.
They want to lock that down.
They want to get you to where you're using an electric vehicle.
Why?
Because all of a sudden, oopsie, there's a problem with the grid.
Okay, so what does that mean?
Yeah, they're celebrating.
Them idiots, them lunatics, they're like, this is the greatest moment in history where you're in a great transition and we're transitioning an electric car.
No, we're not.
No, we're not.
We're not transitioning at all.
And we're not going to.
Absolutely.
Just can't wait to get these foolish morons out of there.
Oh, it's just like, I mean, right the next day, when you think it can't get any worse, then this whole nonsense happens.
And you know exactly where you stand with these fools.
Because they have an agenda.
They don't care what the Republicans say.
They're going to run right past them.
In a lot of ways, when you look at how far this has actually been able to go, you recognize the fact that you've got rhinos in there holding their hands all the way through this whole endeavor.
Eight more billion to Ukraine, by the way, just announced.
Oh, golly.
Yeah, it's every week at 750 million, 800 million.
Then they just said, okay, 40 billion.
And now here we go, man.
Two weeks later, 8.2 billion going to that corrupt-ass regime.
Of course.
Why give it to the American people?
They're puppets.
They got rid of the voted-in people.
And America installed that crook.
And now we're over there.
I mean, they're just using Ukraine.
Everybody that Joe Biden and the Democrats and all the insiders are watching are getting rich.
Believe me, this is all going in their pockets.
I'll bet anything on it.
Of course.
This is their next money-making scheme.
Billions.
Every two weeks.
Well, you heard Marjorie Taylor Greene say the exact same thing.
It's a money-laundering outfit over there in Ukraine.
They're all getting rich off of this.
So anyway, to change the subject, I gotta tell everybody why my dumb ass was almost not making the show on time today.
Because, you know, I tried everything at my house.
I mean, everything.
I just don't have a signal there, and I'm on satellite internet.
I just live in the middle of nowhere, and there's nothing you can do.
I have a booster on my...
Rooftop.
I've done everything.
So I basically have to drive every day and I got this mobile unit and kind of sit in my car and do the show under a cell tower.
Which I've been doing for a long time.
So I'm like pulled into my little spot and I was like, yeah, there's my headset.
There's my phone.
You know, everything's here, but my microphone's still at the house.
I left my microphone, so I dashed a million miles an hour.
I got back, called you about two minutes before, and I was like, oh my gosh.
I mean, you're probably going, where is he?
You have no idea what happens to me when I don't hear from you.
And I'm looking at a screen going, where is he?
Where is he?
I could have texted you, but man, it's just like I was so in the line of making it.
Any little thing was another 30 seconds I didn't have.
I know.
I was just trying to get to the show and I was like, oh my God, I left my damn microphone.
Well, you always have a very good reason, but I just start getting nervous because I don't want to let anybody down.
I just think, oh my gosh, I don't know where he is, and I don't know what to say, so it's kind of one of those situations where you just go, we'll all be here together soon.
I don't know what's happening.
Oh my gosh.
Well, you're here, and that's the main thing.
Happy Friday.
I did it.
Yeah, happy Friday.
Yeah, happy Friday.
I bet you're ready.
I'm ready for an adult cocktail tonight.
Oh, are you?
I haven't been drinking very much since the hospital stay.
I actually hadn't drank at all pretty much.
But I kind of want one tonight, so I'm an adult and I'm going to.
Well, why not, right?
You can make your own decisions.
That's the whole thing about it.
You've been so good.
You've been so busy.
You deserve to just kind of sit back and relax and see what else is happening in this great world of ours.
That's how I feel.
I'm leaving.
I'm getting out of town completely.
I'm out of here as soon as the show is over.
Well, if I lived in Hollywood, I would do.
Oh, boy.
Well, as you know, we've got all kinds of things to brew in here.
They want us back in masks, of course.
That don't work.
Oh, it's not only that.
Masks don't stop viruses.
Everybody knows it.
It's ridiculous.
The same people who are pushing these masks, these same quote-unquote scientists like Dr.
Dumbass Fauci, I mean, he said for years that masks don't work against viruses.
He said it two weeks before he said everybody to mask up a million times on the air.
That's right.
Of course it doesn't.
I mean, these masks are for, these are dust masks, people.
I mean, are you sanding some wood?
Then it ain't gonna do any good.
It's not, they're not made for viruses.
That's true.
And then like, well, you gotta do, use the N, you know, the N95 or this and that and just read the box.
It's right on there.
It does not stop viruses.
It's right on the box in the damn warnings.
My God.
These people are crazy.
I can't believe anybody's falling for this crap.
I can't believe anybody's falling for it.
I just read where another guy died.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, every day.
I read at least 15 stories a day where somebody, 20 to 30, athletic, just dies of a heart attack.
I mean, they're just dropping like flies, and they're just covering it up at this point because there's thousands of them.
This should be the biggest story in the world right now.
The government forced an untested vaccine on everybody, mandated it, and then they tried to hide the results of the test they did to Pfizer until 2075.
That should tell you everything.
But it got released to the Freedom of Information Act, and it was only 12% effective and pretty much zero effective in children.
And look at all these side effects.
I mean, I saw another guy.
That guy, yeah, he was a Notre Dame player.
He's 35 years old.
No, this is another one.
This is South Carolina.
This one just dropped.
Oh, that's different.
Yes, this is different.
I'm just trying to support what you're saying by pulling up all of these stuff.
This one just dropped over on the Gateway Pundit.
Another one then.
That's another one.
Yes.
The other one I just saw.
Yes, it is.
Was a guy that played for Notre Dame.
He was 35.
He was out jogging.
Died of a heart attack.
Dropped dead.
That's exactly right.
I wonder what caused that.
Because we know, before the jab, 20 and 30 year olds were dropping dead.
Hardcore athletes.
It's sad.
Yeah, that's the one.
I mean, these people are in the prime of their lives, and they had a government force a vaccine on them, and it's 99.7% survival rate.
It's ridiculous.
It's beyond that.
And there's so much money.
I mean, these pharmaceutical companies almost made a trillion damn dollars combined on this stuff.
Oh, they're enjoying this so much.
And don't think that the politicians aren't making something off of this as well.
They are.
100% they are.
You know how much a trillion dollar is?
Think about it.
You know what a trillion dollars is?
It's a thousand billions.
Yeah.
I mean, they just, you know, they're just in cahoots.
Need more money?
Print more.
No problem.
Just print more.
Y'all print money to pay for this vaccine that nobody tested.
That's right.
So this is your guy, Paul Duncan, former Notre Dame offensive lineman.
He dies at 35.
Okay, this is unbelievable.
Jogging.
Yes, jogging.
And they're the shortest stories you've ever seen.
They'll be like, 25-year-old soccer star of blah, blah, blah died of a heart attack while kicking a ball with his two-year-old son.
And then that's it.
They won't even mention anything, jabs or anything.
They're all the shortest stories you'll ever read in your life.
You want to read a short story?
Just one of these thousands and thousands and thousands of young people dropping dead.
It'll be the shortest story you've ever read in your life.
It's just like they had a heart attack, and it's normal, you know, because 25-year-olds in perfectly good health, star athletes always drop dead of heart attacks by the thousands.
This is so bad.
It really is.
It should be the biggest story.
COVID is the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the world as a whole.
Nothing like this is ever done.
I mean, forget about just our election that got thrown because of it, but it's way deeper than that.
Australia, power grab.
Canada, power grab to communism.
Australia, power grab to communism.
And the way these citizens just...
Just, you know, just swallow this stuff up, hook, line, and sinker.
It's unbelievable.
I mean, my God.
99.7%.
Boy.
Boy.
Well, this one, this one too.
My gosh.
This one was, he's 43 years old, right?
He is the third former football player to die in the last seven days.
Seven days.
Seven days.
The soccer players are the ones over in Europe.
They're just like, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
That's right.
I mean, this is something else.
They had a pro tennis tournament in Miami, and they had to shut it down because everybody was having chest pains and falling and fainting.
Exactly.
Everybody, right after they started making the jams, they had to close the tournament.
Right.
Everybody was just dropping out.
They're just grabbing their chest and falling out.
Boy.
You know what?
This is exactly what they don't want you talking about, though, and that's why we should talk about it, is because they're not going to.
Like you said, these are the shortest articles that we've ever read.
They're short.
Yeah.
They just talk about where they went to high school and that they had a wife and a family.
It's like a little small clipping of an obituary, but they're not going to go into details about all of this.
No way.
Uh-uh.
Where are these families?
I'd be raising hell if that was my brother or my dad or whatever.
Oh, of course.
I'd be raising hell, son.
It's so true.
And the thing about it is that the White House is continuing to lie about everything.
So that doesn't help.
That just makes us even more upset.
So this one is out from the Gateway Pundit.
The White House caught in a lie about Biden's COVID fever?
Okay, yesterday you were saying, uh, no.
No.
I don't believe he's got it.
Seriously, I doubt he's got it, and I completely agree with you.
They're trying to get rid of him.
Sympathy points.
Sure.
They're doing anything right now.
Well, they have been lying nonstop about his condition.
Of course, you had his doctor that was making the rounds, of course, on lamestream news so they could get the message out.
Like you said, look for sympathy or a reason why he is not in the public eye.
So he's talking about this fever.
He released a statement Friday morning after Ja's appearances.
The personal physician, Dr.
Kevin O'Connor, He issued about and started lying about Biden having a fever Thursday evening.
He did mount a temperature yesterday evening of 99.4 degrees, which responded favorably to Tylenol.
His temperature has remained normal since then.
Tylenol, the worst thing you can take in the world for anything.
Oh, it's horrible for you.
It is so bad.
Oh my gosh.
When asked specifically by today's show host Savannah Guthrie if there were any reports that Biden had a fever, Jai answered, no fevers, no change in symptoms.
Again, this sort of dry cough.
Maybe he was just hot from taking a hot shower with his daughter.
Probably.
Something's never changed.
But then they completely denied it.
And each time he appeared.
It's just lie after lie after lie after lie.
These people, they're monsters.
All they do is lie.
Everything's fake.
Everything's to get their power.
Everything's to get their money and their friends' money.
And they just lie.
And they never stop lying.
It never ends with these people.
It is so bad.
Well, they're just going to continue.
And nobody cares.
Nobody cares about Biden.
Remember when Trump got COVID? And back then, you know, they were like trying to make, and everybody's like, oh my God, Trump, he got COVID. And it was just like, you know, helicopters flying over the hospital.
Will he die?
And this and that.
And I'm just like, everybody survives this, just about everybody.
I'm just like, I'm not worried at all.
It's just COVID. It's not, you know, brain cancer.
It's not leukemia.
It's just COVID. The flu.
It's the flu.
It really is the flu.
And people have died from the flu.
So when people think that we're trying to underestimate...
60,000 a year.
60,000 a year died just in the United States alone of the flu, yearly flu.
Right.
And so you are going to have those.
We're not underplaying it.
Yes, everywhere.
Right.
I'm not saying it doesn't exist.
I'm not saying I couldn't die of COVID. I'm not saying that it's not real, that COVID doesn't exist.
I'm not saying that.
I'm saying it's one one millionth as bad as they act like it is.
They act like it's Ebola or something.
That's how they're treating everybody.
They treated the unvaccinated people.
I mean, it was the first time in history they blamed people for the failure of a vaccine on the people that didn't take it.
Think about that.
The vaccine was a total failure, and they blamed it on the unvaccinated.
Yeah.
I mean, think about what they did to unvaccinated.
You can't have a job.
Your kids can't go to school.
You can't go to a grocery store.
You can't eat.
You're shunned from society for not getting a jab.
Then what's in it?
I don't know.
Here's my arm.
What are you putting in your body?
What is in it?
And what are the tests?
Way before it was approved by the FDA, which was all a lie, by the way.
It still isn't approved by the FDA. That's 100% a lie.
This is just more hyperbole of what they continue to put out there.
And then after getting beat up, you know, this is a famous picture.
Here he is on the phone with a mask on.
Okay.
COVID Joe.
Resident continued working.
This is a statement that they put out that resident Biden continued working from the White House this morning, including speaking by phone with his national security team.
Sure.
Optics.
Yeah.
All for optics.
He's like, Jill, bring me some more.
I shit my pants again.
Bring me some more.
Depends.
That's what he's on the phone really doing.
Or, hey, little girl, you want some candy?
Oh, well, you know who's smiling that way and who's smiling bright is Kamala Harris.
I mean, this is her big intro in.
I mean, she is giggling like a schoolgirl.
Kamala Harris, she smiled and giggled as she spoke about Joe Biden getting COVID while she addressed an event in Charlotte, North Carolina Thursday.
I'm sure.
Oh, sure.
You know, she was giving the thumbs up.
I mean, she's sitting there licking her chops going, okay, it's my turn.
People are real.
I'm going to tell you something.
There's nobody else.
All this vaccining and boosting and boosting and boosting.
It's going to be like 75% and 65%.
Now it's probably down to 40% even when another booster shot.
Then 30%, 20%.
People are just, they're not going to keep doing this.
I mean, it takes some people slow, but every time we come up with something, we're always proving right.
Look at Ukraine right now.
The NPR actually, or was it AP? One of the left-wing loons, I think it was NPR, Wrote an article about, should we be giving Ukraine all this money?
Because they're corrupt.
You think?
You see that?
Throw down my page.
After a year of calling us what?
You're a Putin puppet.
Even people on our side, Sebastian Gorka was calling everybody a Putin puppet.
It's so true.
People on our side, you're a Putin puppet.
You're a Putin puppet.
For what?
We're for Putin because we're saying this other guy sucks too?
No, he's a corrupt.
As they come, I mean, they wiped out all their opposition.
They shut down the news people that were opposition.
They eliminated the opposition party and the candidates.
They had them arrested.
This is not a democracy.
This is not a republic.
It's a joke.
It is.
Yeah, so here they are after calling all of us Putin puppets.
And, oh, y'all just like Putin.
But I like Putin more than you, the people complaining about it.
I'll tell you that.
That's right.
I mean, so just read it.
There's that snake.
He's getting all of our money.
Zelensky.
But read the headline.
Was it AP or NPR? It was the NPR article.
It was July 21st.
And here it is.
Since the start of the war with Russia, the Biden administration has mostly ignored Ukraine's corruption history.
Now questions have resurfaced about its suitability as a recipient of massive infusions of aid.
Of course.
You think?
Yeah, that's what we're complaining about.
We feel for the Ukraine people.
I already I've said on the air many times, I don't mind us giving you mandatory aid if it went there to the people that are displaced and the people that are losing their family members.
I'm OK with that, but that's not what we're doing.
We're fun in the damn war.
We've spent more money on the military for Ukraine than Russia spends on their military in a year already this year.
Did you know that?
Of course we have.
They're over the Russia military budget for their own.
So we're not doing that.
And if we, you know, ask them if they care so much, why aren't they sending this money to the people that need it?
Why are they buying bombs with it?
We would like to see where the money is going.
You said that to Marjorie Taylor Greene when she was here on Monday, and you said, we need to see exactly where this money is going.
And I completely agree, but they're never going to do that because it's going right back around into their pockets.
Yeah.
Hunter Biden's probably getting about a billion of it.
It wouldn't surprise me a bit.
Not one bit.
Oh, at least.
Definitely.
But here it is.
The actual title of the NPR article is Corruption Concerns Involving Ukraine Are Revived.
Can you believe that?
As the war with Russia drags on.
So will those people that have Ukraine flags behind their names or in front of the American flag, like Kidzinger?
Oh, so we were right again.
That's all we were saying.
Yeah.
Is, hey, man, they're not innocent bystanders in this.
They're really, really corrupt.
And that guy, Zelensky, who's like, all of a sudden, he's John Wayne to America.
Let me tell you something.
When you've got people like George Soros and Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell and all these trying to force some hero down your throat, you can better believe they're not a hero.
You can better believe.
And that Washington Inside Group and their full-course media and Hollywood get involved.
And, you know, Ben Stiller goes over there and U2 and everybody else.
And you get this liberal full-court press of this guy's a hero.
You better believe he's a dirtbag.
You can just take it to the damn bank and it's every time.
I mean, think about who they've lifted up.
Remember Chavez, who destroyed Venezuela.
Danny Glover was down there.
Sean Penn was down there with her hands raised in the air.
You know, six months later, they're eating zoo animals.
You know, hey, how you like your monkey?
You know, rare, medium rare.
It's so true.
I mean, it's so true.
I'm having zebra butt, you know, and I'm glad to have it.
I'm having, you know, it's ridiculous.
I'm eating a camel's ball sack, and we're glad to be eating today.
And then Sean Penn, what does he do?
He goes over to Ukraine now for that.
Does he ever apologize for all the starvation?
No.
That he calls.
I mean, these people, they put their stamp on something, and they just drive right by it and go to the next thing, and they never apologize, and nobody ever asks them the questions.
Hey, There's tens of thousands of people that starve to death, and you're one of the main causes of it.
You killed all those people.
That's the question that needs to be asked from these people.
Well, it's true.
I mean, you even have Trudeau, who got his hair cut just like him.
I mean, how pathetic is that?
Memes are so much fun.
They really are.
Because you have a perfect example of dumb and dumber hair.
With the haircut, with the bangs right across.
But who do you think he's trying to look like?
Who do you think he's trying to, you know, basically look like he's a twin of?
Zelensky.
His dad.
Zelensky.
His dad.
And his dad, of course.
His dad Castro.
Castro.
They did.
I mean, Obama loved Castro, remember?
Yep.
I mean, these people, these people that they put up on pedestals, just take it to the bank, I'm telling you.
If you got a full-court press, somebody just all of a sudden appears out of nowhere like this Olenski guy.
And then everybody's like...
And, you know, they're doing all these shows, and he's getting standing ovations.
Boy, I tell you what, for being in a war zone...
The dude sure does meet a lot of people.
And we got people, Nancy Pelosi's over there in the middle of the quote-unquote worst war zone in history in high heels, pearls with a little dress on, hair perfectly, you know, whatever, sprayed back.
And then, you know, here comes the U2 band, you know, jamming their shitty music.
And then, you know, here comes, like, Hollywood actors would really go to a war zone.
Seriously.
And they're all shaking hands.
The guy's calling into the Emmys.
He's calling into the Oscars.
He's calling into every show.
He's getting standing ovations at the U.N. When does he have time to run the war is what I want to know.
He's not running anything.
Nothing at all.
And they're losing by a lot as a result.
I don't even think he's there.
Well, probably not.
We've learned to start questioning the location.
I think he's in Poland or like Miami or something.
I do.
He very well could be.
He absolutely very well could be.
We've learned that.
I mean, look at Biden's White House set that he's got going on up there.
Everything is an illusion.
It's all about optics.
Well, I'll tell you something.
They're failing on the optics in a big, big way.
And they know that.
And that's why we have so many distractions going on.
But this fool over here, Okay, so we are expecting that to actually kick in on July 29th, which is really interesting, especially considering the fact that just three days ago, she's out there maskless at a game.
There she is.
Does she look like she's concerned about anything?
She looks like a corpse to me.
She is.
She's really pretty bad.
But it's true.
They want to start checking in on her power.
Los Angeles is completely upset over this whole thing.
A lot of people are speaking out, especially business owners, because it ruined their businesses.
And a lot of people had to leave the state with the rest that they had in savings because they didn't want to go into a lockdown like this ever again.
It's destroying people.
COVID is so serious.
COVID is so serious in LA that in two weeks we're going to do a mask mandate.
Yes, exactly.
If you don't think that's political.
It's so true.
It's absolutely true.
But this is the problem.
Well, apparently, her daughter was pretty much in cahoots.
Hamill's request, you have a lot of people that are trying to take some of this person's power away from Farrah because they can put a check on Dr. Farrah's power.
They are not required to implement whatever policy she recommends, Hamill says.
Hamill's request comes after Farrah defends her failure to disclose that her daughter co-authored a study that the CDC and local officials have used to support masking in schools.
See how this is all connected?
See how this whole thing works?
So she goes on to say, when it comes to affect policy and affect children, that it needs to be known.
People can make their own judgment.
This is according to Van Lair.
So she goes on to defend herself and says, I did not participate in this project, so I did not disclose anything because I was not a part of this research study at all.
Had nothing to do with it.
I think the public knows what they need to know.
And there she is, out at a sporting event with the Mets.
Oh, yeah.
She don't care.
They don't care.
No.
This is all a big game to liberals, man.
They just, you know, they're going to put as much just fear in everybody, and they want you to suffer.
They do.
They love it.
They think it's funny that all y'all are paying $5 a gas and struggling.
They think it's a way to save the earth.
I mean, you got the most, 90% of them know that it's bull crap.
They're just evil.
But then you got the true believers, you know, like AOC, that have been brainwashed at six years old about climate change and global warming and pronouns.
And they're just, they're totally brainwashed.
Into the most silly people that ever lived.
Nothing they say makes sense.
They're ridiculous weirdos, man.
They are.
And they have a lot of sheep that follow them.
And that's the problem, is that when you have got...
And you almost have to feel sorry for these people.
I mean, I kind of do.
Because all they look at is lamestream media.
Maybe they don't have time to do their own research.
Maybe they aren't They haven't been turned on to alternative news sources.
I don't know.
Whatever the excuse, they get trapped in their world.
But this is all they see and this is all they hear.
And this is the power of the media over a lot of the population.
Because they think, oh my gosh, these numbers don't lie.
We've got to mask up.
We've got to make sure.
I had a lady yesterday in a building that I... I, of course, go into all the time.
I wasn't wearing a mask.
I'm not going to wear a mask.
I've told you that.
Well, she looked to see.
She goes, oh, no mask?
And she stepped off of the elevator.
She didn't get in with me.
And I was like, bye.
Have a nice day.
You should have said, well, I guess me farting is out of the question.
You know, see you later.
I don't know what to say.
You didn't hurt my feelings.
I'm still getting where I need to go.
But you do realize that I touched all these buttons, right?
You do realize that I am going to leave this box that barely has any circulation.
I'm going to get off this elevator.
And you may have to take the stairs down, I don't know, 20-something flights.
So that's good.
That's good.
That's on you.
You go ahead and do that.
Oh, yeah.
And breathe your diseased mask the whole time.
Oh, God.
Your fungus mask.
That's all it is.
They are so afraid.
It's not healthy to wear a mask all day long.
No, it's not.
And I don't need a doctor to tell me.
I don't need Dr.
Dumbass Fauci to say it.
I don't need the CDC to tell me.
It's just common sense.
Breathing your own exhaust.
I mean...
Breathing your own exhaust is dumb.
I love it.
My God.
You're dumb.
It's almost like you need a t-shirt that says that.
Yeah, breathing your own exhaust is dumb.
Oh my gosh, we can't do anything to cure the stupidity in this country.
That is for sure.
I mean, honestly, all we can do is really laugh at it at this point because it's just so sad.
I'm getting off the elevator.
Yeah, left.
It's just so appropriate in this case.
Oh, it really is.
I don't know how that, just like, you know, don't let the, you know, door hit you with a good Lord split you.
See you later.
Oh boy, they really get upset over here.
I mean, they really do get upset.
Just like, oh, not without a mask on.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, you're not going to kill me.
Like, I mean, that was the impression that I got.
I was like, so I had to call out.
You know, I've gotten sick of it, too.
And so I'm calling out as well.
I'm thinking, you know, okay, have a nice day.
Good luck.
I don't know what to say to you, but good riddance is better.
At least I won't probably see that person again.
Anyway, so you guys said, well, you're probably vaccinated.
I don't want to hang around you guys.
All you get COVID. Every single one of you are getting COVID now.
Exactly.
You don't have an immune system left.
Boy, well, V.D. Harris was absolutely giddy.
Check this out.
Joe Biden, this morning he and I spoke by phone.
He is in good spirits.
He is feeling well.
He is doing well.
He is fully vaccinated and twice boosted.
And, of course, he is.
And as everyone we would encourage who is eligible would do the same.
And he is working from the White House residence.
And when we spoke, he was very pleased, as I said, that we were all here together today talking about the work our administration is doing.
Talking about the passages of time.
Talking about the passages of time.
It is.
It really is.
It's so sad.
This woman is absolutely not qualified.
She's way out of her element.
Speaking of dumb, these are the dumbest people running this country.
I mean, you could go to any local gas station and grab everybody in it that's working there, and you could run this country better.
Oh, certainly.
These are the dumbest people I've ever seen.
Man, they're just dumb.
Well, I have a surprise for you.
You know how you always comment on her hands, right?
I've got a little something for you.
You know, I asked my team to, you know, remember Venn diagrams, those three circles, right?
And then let's just see where they overlap.
So I asked my team, I said, you know, do a Venn diagram on two circles for me.
And in particular.
Okay, that was for you.
What the hell is she talking about?
What the hell are you talking about, psycho?
She gets off script.
And then when she gets off script and she's made fun of it, then of course she fires another two screenwriters because that seems to be what happens every single time.
My goodness sakes.
Seriously, man.
Yeah, this is what we have.
This is why, I mean, as bad as the buffoon is, really, you don't want this.
You really don't want this.
Well, I just hope everybody don't get into a rainstorm of oil today.
Like Joe Biden does in Delaware.
Yeah, every time it rains, it'll be six gallons of oil on my thing, and that's why I got cancer.
They're just like, that was the straw that broke the camel's back.
They're like, we got to pretend he's got COVID. That's right.
We got to get him the hell off the speaking tour.
We got to do something.
We just need a few days to regroup.
What are we going to do with this?
That's right.
Because it's over and over again.
He is just making an absolute buffoon of himself.
I mean, but he has for years.
Just no one ever called him out on it.
Never did.
They just didn't.
They just allowed him just to continue to go on.
I mean, you have got all kinds of situations, all kinds of examples.
And I'm going to pull one of them up here because this is crazy.
This is not the first time that we've heard this oil slick story, right?
This is not the first time for it.
And so we've got a history of it.
Check this out.
When there was frost in the window and driving to school, turn on the windshield wiper and there'd be an oil slick.
Not joking, an oil slick.
Because there's more refineries and markets hook in that area than anywhere else.
We couldn't walk as kids.
I was going into third grade, and so my mother used to drive us up.
And when it got to be a little colder, and the first frost, you'd get in the car in the apartments we lived in, turn on the windshield wipers, there'd actually be an oil slick in the windows.
Wow.
Literally not a joke.
And Delaware on average is only three feet above sea level, so this is personal to me from the time I'm a kid to now.
I used to live near that when I was growing up in Claymont, Delaware.
And all the more oil refineries in Marcus Hook and the Delaware River than there is any place, including in Houston at the time.
When my mom get in the car when there was first frost to drive me to school, turn to the windshield wiper, there'd be oil slick in the window.
That's why so many people in my state were dying and getting cancer.
Because I lived in a fenceline community called Claymont, Delaware.
We used to get up in the morning, not a joke, when I get driven to a little school I went up the street.
Turn on the windshield wiper in the fall of the first frost and literally be an oil slick in the window, not a joke.
An oil slick in the window.
That's why an awful lot of us who clearly may have bronchial asthma.
And my mother would get in, and when it came spring, I mean, it came the fall.
This is the God's truth.
And you get in the car, there's a little frost on the window, turn on the windshield wiper, there'd be an oil slick, not a joke.
I have asthma and 80% of the people who, in fact, we grew up with have asthma.
And guess what?
The first frost, you know what was happening?
They had to put on their windshield wipers to get, literally, the oil slick off the window.
That's why I and so damn many other people I grew up have cancer.
I want to see somebody make an oil slick in the air.
I just want to see an oil slick floating around in the air.
I want to see it.
I want to drive up there and see the oil slick.
Ask Kamala to do it.
I'm sure she can do a good job.
Go to Home Depot tonight and get up in one of those swimming pools and plastic swim pools.
And just pour it and pour like 50 gallons of oil in it and just wait for the oil slip to happen and it gets on your car.
Oh, jeez.
This guy's an idiot.
Oh, he is.
I'm looking at what...
It's just a made-up story.
That's all he does.
He's been doing it his own career.
He makes up stories and then he embellishes on those stories.
That's right.
Well, this video was put together by Maze Moore over there on Twitter.
Just does an awesome job of putting all these things together because it's not the first story.
And DragonFairy73 over in Twitch says, every time he says, not a joke, it's a joke.
Yeah.
And they're right.
This isn't a joke.
Right.
No, it's a lie.
Every time he says it's not a joke, it's a lie.
It is.
It really is.
He's completely lying about everything.
I mean, that's just what they do, though.
He's one of them dudes that hit drunks at a party that tells the same story.
Then the next time you don't see them for a year and they tell them the same exact story like they never told it.
And you see them six months later, they tell you the exact same story.
You would think that they would have somebody better to put up there.
When somebody's like that, just start making up stories too.
Yeah, me too.
I was up there one time.
It's even worse than that.
I started my car and I was literally underwater.
Of oil.
I mean, I was six feet down.
I started the car, and I was just from the oil refineries.
I was six, seven foot deep.
And I had to put, thank God I had a four-wheel drive, and I put it in four-wheel drive, and I just kept driving and driving and driving underwater somehow in this oil.
And then soon I just came out of it, and you know, and I was in Massachusetts.
I don't know what happened.
If you're going to tell Whopper, I'm going to tell a bigger one.
And if he can one-up you on that, just keep going.
Well, one day, you know, I was in Georgia and it was raining oil.
It was just raining oil.
It rained 10 inches of oil in like three minutes.
285, people were wrecking all over the place.
I mean, that's how you got to treat some dumbass like this.
Just be as dumb as him, but dumber.
Yeah, I prefer the oil to come from beneath my feet.
And if I'm sitting on a piece of property that I own, that's even a better sign.
So that's the only oil I'm interested in hearing about.
Lord.
Gosh.
I'm getting off the elevator.
You're gonna give me COVID. I was really, really surprised.
I mean, I've never had anything like that happen before, honestly.
And it was a little old lady.
So maybe she was concerned about her health or what have you, but when she saw that I didn't have a mask on, because I asked her, I said, what floor?
And she just said, none.
And she looked at her mask.
She started pointing at her mask and said, threw her a hand up and said, that's it, and left.
And I said, okay, have a nice day.
You should have said, you know, if you'll wear six masks, then me not wearing a mask doesn't matter.
And here's the thing.
If your mask works, why does my mask matter?
Right.
If your mask works, then it doesn't matter if I'm wearing a mask.
You're not going to get it.
Exactly.
Does your mask only work if another person has a mask on?
Is that how it works?
This mask works only if the person you're talking to also wears a mask.
Is that on the box?
These people are so nonsensical, and they're so out there.
And it's these crazy people like Fauci and all these people that try to control, you know, get in the new world order with this nonsense fraud.
And it's amazing.
Everything was a lie.
They fudged the numbers.
People died in car wrecks.
That's COVID. People dying of cancer, COVID. You know, you get leukemia, COVID. You have a heart attack, COVID. Motorcycle wreck, COVID. Fall off a tree, COVID. And they just lied from the beginning.
And they've destroyed any confidence in medical doctors, in science, in the CDC. And nobody believes anything.
I don't.
I don't even care.
I used to actually care what the CDC said.
If something's coming along, I want to hear what they have to say now.
I don't give a damn because I know it's just a bunch of lies for the Democrat Party is all it is.
That's all it is.
And it's all for optics and it's all to distract you.
I mean, we know all of this stuff.
But a lot of people don't.
That's the thing.
We do our research.
We have time to do our research.
And that's the difference between us and them.
But I know a lot of people, just so everyone that's coming in now knows, we do have a two-tiered justice.
And, of course, that's what Cat Turd named the show today.
I'm sure everybody's familiar with this story.
The attempted assassin.
David.
Attempted assassination.
Yes.
Then, of course, they arrest him, charge him with a felony, and let him go.
They let him go immediately.
Yes.
And the dude with the horns, you know, the comic book character that walked in the horns, he gets three years in prison in solitary confinement.
My goodness.
And he just walked into the Capitol.
He didn't try to take the Capitol over.
He didn't have a weapon.
He was just dressed up like a Viking, man, and walked into the Capitol.
This guy right here tried to kill a guy running for governor.
This is a huge, huge deal.
And when you see the pictures of this clown and the weapon that he actually had in his hands, they were brass knuckles with sharp edges on them.
Try to kill him with a cat turd logo.
It certainly looked that way, didn't it?
Look at this thing right here.
I mean, this is not a joke.
This was a brass knuckle type situation that he had on his hands.
And he was completely planning on stabbing Lee Zeldin.
So, Zeldin, of course, is running for governor of New York, and a lot of people feel that this was spurred on by Hochul, because she was the one that gave out the time, the place.
You're talking about a weirdo.
God, that lady's weird.
Oh, she is.
She's dangerous.
She's an absolute psychopath.
Yes, she is.
How do people get like that, and why does anybody want to marry them?
Oh, gosh.
Can you imagine?
I can't be around silly people.
I can be around funny people that are silly, but people that take themselves seriously, but that's just ridiculous of a person.
Who could even hang out with her for more than a minute?
She's nuts.
She's totally off her rocker.
Well, and you can see that.
And when she speaks, she doesn't even make any sense.
And you can see that she gets emotionally involved in things and lashes out.
This woman is a lot worse.
You know, a lot of people say, be careful of what you ask for, New York, because you just may get it.
You got something worse this time around.
And I think a lot of people would agree to that.
Well, they have, Fox reported that, and here's how it went down, a man who allegedly attacked Representative Lee Zeldin, Republican New York, with a sharp object at a campaign stop in Parrington, New York, Thursday evening, was charged with a felony and released from custody within hours of his arrest.
Okay?
Unbelievable.
This is according to the Monroe County Sheriff's Department.
The suspect identified as David G. Jakubonis, 43, of Fairport, New York, was charged with attempted assault in the second degree, and then he was arranged in...
Do you have a close-up?
Of the thing that he tried to tackle with him?
Oh yes, it's right here.
Here you go.
I know, but I can't see it.
I can't get anything bigger than that, of course.
Yeah, they actually have a picture of it that's been circulating online.
If you have it, please send it to me and I'll put it up here.
If somebody in the chat can do it, because I don't have time to do it right now.
We only got 13 more minutes.
Okay.
It's the shape of a cat.
It literally looks like a cat turned logo.
Yeah, it does.
It really does.
It looks like a cat turned batman.
A cat tried to kill a dove around with a cat turned logo to try to frame me.
I'm framed.
I mean, I wouldn't put it past them.
But these are the kind of things that are happening right now.
And of course, when we're talking about this two-tiered justice system, Alright, so this is breaking news from the Gateway Pundit.
DOJ working on Hunter Biden plea deal despite millions from China, Russia, Ukraine, etc.
when his dad was Obama's VP while January 6th protesters rot in DC Gulag.
Okay.
I told you nothing's going to happen to him.
They're going to plea bargain.
Okay, if you pay $5 million back taxes, and then he's going to go out and have whoever does his crack doodles for him, I just happened to paint one that's worth $5 million.
And he's going to go to a little exhibit after he smokes crack for 25 days straight.
Then they're going to sell that for $5 million, and that's going to pay for it.
I mean, it's just going to be a big, giant joke.
Our justice system is gone.
Hey, I will say this.
I know we're just like...
You know, we've said it.
You know, Trump, if we put him in there again, it cannot be anymore this hiring Christopher Wray, the next guy in line at the FBI, the next person in line at DHS. It has to be.
I really want to hear it from Trump's mouth that he's going to clean house, man, and completely fire the top thousand in every department.
I mean, gut them.
And he actually come out, I think, and said that's what he's going to do.
So I think he's...
That's what he's planning on doing.
Well, they are talking about it.
They are talking about it.
Daily Mail, which is a leftist outfit, all right?
They're saying Trump would fire tens of thousands of civil servants and get the government to sort his agenda if he runs and wins in 2024.
Well, he should.
He's got to.
We don't have a choice.
You have to do that.
We have to.
This Democrats can get away with murder, and we're going to frame you, and we're going to pretend that you kidnapped the governor to try to make a political partner look bad.
We're going to have Ray Epps going, go to the Capitol, go to the Capitol, all these feds, these new little fed groups that keep popping up with these guys in khakis that are obviously feds and everybody knows it.
And this has got to stop.
It all starts with Christopher Wray.
I mean, we've had three of the most rotten, disgusting FBI directors for 20 years, and they have run it to where it just needs to be disbanded now.
They're so dishonest, so crooked.
Think about in the 2000s.
Who've we had?
I mean, since the 90s, you know, we had Comey, you know, he's great, you know, and Bob Mueller and Ray, them three.
And when you have a, you know, 25-year span of running an agency with crooks like that, it's gone.
It's over.
Oh my gosh.
Well, it's only going to get worse because now they're starting to make people fear that this is going to be a whole new place, right?
So they're saying that Donald Trump has plans to purge the so-called deep state beyond what any president has done before if he runs and wins the presidency in 2024.
I mean, clean it.
I mean all the way.
Grab them by the roots, right?
Get them out of here.
Get rid of all of them.
Every single one of them.
They're entrenched.
We work for them.
They have all the power.
The money that they get from our hardware, we actually have real jobs.
We have to work our asses off.
And we have to pay the taxes.
Y'all are sitting up there pretending to be our kings, and we're tired of it.
He has to go in there.
We said this, you know, I want to support Trump, and I love Trump, and I love DeSantis, too.
I love both of them.
But I needed to hear that, and I'm glad they're saying.
They're acting like it's a bad thing.
And believe me, his supporters are going, yay!
You're damn right!
Oh my gosh.
But see, here's the thing.
This is what we've been talking about on the show.
I've said a couple of times on this show, I said, I need President Trump to tell us that.
In order for me to really support him and go all in, I cannot do another four years of President Trump light, where he has got all of these snakes that are surrounding him.
I've been saying...
I hope that President Trump learned a very, very valuable lesson about Washington D. Sleazy, that these people that are getting close to you and whispering in your ears are the very ones that you have to be the most cautious of and get away from.
They let him down so many paths.
Exactly.
Just fire everybody that even wants to get in your ear.
I mean, what are you famous for?
Saying you're fired.
Just do it like 10,000 times.
And that's it.
Go in there and gut these agencies.
But we don't want, I don't want these rotten ass people like Garland.
I know.
And these rotten, just like Christopher Wray, one of the most rotten people that's ever served this government.
Just crooked.
Would frame you.
I mean, he's just rotten.
All these people, I don't want the opposite version of them.
I don't want a guy to come in and start prosecuting Democrats that didn't do anything.
I just want equal justice.
I want somebody in there that cares about the law, and they don't care if it's Hillary Clinton, she's going to jail.
If it's Joe Blow on the side of the road over there, he goes to jail.
If it's black, he goes to jail.
If it's white, he goes to jail.
If it's a woman, he goes to jail.
It doesn't matter.
It's blind justice.
There's blindfolds on there for a reason.
Well, it's so true.
That's all we're asking for.
I needed to hear that, though, because honestly, when people say, well, who would you go for?
Would you go for DeSantis or would you go for Trump?
Well, DeSantis has proven that he can do it.
He cleaned house.
I needed to hear the words.
He did it.
I needed to hear President Trump acknowledge that that's something that needs to happen in order for us to get our country back.
And so hearing this, seeing that as many 50,000 government workers could be on the chopping block, I said, hallelujah, this is my moment.
Yeah.
This is what I've been waiting for.
When I read the story today, I thought about you.
I was like, yep, exactly what we've been saying on the podcast for a long time.
I know.
It's so important.
Any person, I don't care who it is, but somebody's going to have to go in there and it doesn't matter how much everybody hates them or their approval rating or whatever.
Exactly.
It doesn't matter.
Somebody's going to have to go in there and put a stop to that.
Bill Barr acted like he was going to.
I'm coming out of retirement because I see that 56% of this country doesn't believe in the justice system.
It breaks my heart.
Yeah.
And I'm going to do it.
Just another swamp creature that didn't do jack shit.
Exactly.
The whole thing needs to be disbanded and become anew.
All of it.
Every single bit of it.
They have corrupted our government to such a degree, and they have got so many people.
They've expanded it into this gigantic thing, and honestly, smaller government is what we want.
Why is Steve Bannon going to jail?
What did he ever do?
He's minding his own business.
You've got this corrupt committee, kangaroo court, with no opposition to it, and they're just like, completely just like, okay, we're going to subpoena everybody that Trump ever knew.
January 6th commission.
What does that have to do with January 6th?
And we're going to do everything we can.
We're going to, you know, like Eric Holder, Obama's AG, got contempt of Congress, right?
Okay, what happened to him?
Nothing.
He refused to even come in and testify after that.
Nothing happened.
Nobody arrested him.
He didn't have to go to court.
It's called a two-tier justice system.
It's the exact same charge.
One person gets off, one person they throw the book at as hard as they can, and they'll bring in a fake judge, and they'll bring in fake jurors.
They'll do anything they can.
They're going to get you.
Any way they possibly can.
Trump should have blanked pardon just about everybody he knew when he left.
I was hoping he would.
I mean, I was banning.
All of them.
All of them.
I'm blanked.
And then they'll say he's guilty.
Who cares?
January Sixers, go ahead and just clean this.
Nobody died?
Okay, guess what?
Nobody committed a crime.
Just go ahead and take their names and go ahead and dismiss it.
The beauty is, if he does get in again, and he will win, we'll just see how bad they cheat again, but if he gets in, he can't run again.
He'll be a two-term president, the first in history to split.
His two terms.
And he's not running for re-election, so he can do what the hell he wants.
You are right.
That's going to be awesome.
You are right.
Well, we have an update on the story about Lee Zeldin.
Here you go.
Weapon used in Lee Zeldin attack was a $10 weapon.
Plastic cat keychain.
And I've got a picture.
I just took a picture and put it up on my screen.
See how this is a key here.
So it wasn't a weapon.
It has a cartoon cat's head and is marketed for self-defense.
So apparently the photos of Thursday's incident in upstate Monroe County showed accused assailant David Jacobonis Do try to kill some,
assassinate somebody with a cat turd logo.
Yes!
Trying to frame me.
There you go.
Look at this.
Made in the USA, Noelle.
There it is!
You were there!
I know you were there.
You're causing an insurrection.
Of course they are.
They're going to say that evil cat.
Yes, and there he is.
Oh my gosh, especially since you're a white cat.
I mean, I'm sure that's used against you as well.
All the time.
I'm positive of that.
But this is what we're dealing with, with these Complete buffoons.
And it's only going to get worse.
But that's what I needed to hear from President Trump.
And now that I've heard that, I'm good.
We are no longer a free country with the Justice Department doing what it's doing right now.
And every single person that's participating in this, Garland and all these people, they're political hacks, they're evil.
They have no business doing what they're doing.
And, you know, I'm tired of it.
And everybody's tired of it.
I mean, they went after everybody.
They spent two years on a Russian hoax.
They did a special counsel on a hoax.
Think about that.
That's how crooked these people are.
A special counsel, which is like one of the most rare things in American history, own a hoax.
And what did they do?
They erased everything.
That special counsel was for one reason, because everybody in that special counsel knows they tried to frame Trump, they framed General Flynn, and they spent two years covering that shit up.
That's all it was for.
Oh, that's all it was.
And see, this is the thing.
This is what should get people really excited about the midterms, is get out there Oh my gosh.
And now you can say, we're getting rid of all these people.
Bye-bye.
You're gone.
No more of this.
We're going to get our country back and that's by getting you out.
Maybe now you can go and apply for a real job and you can live under the same conditions as all of us.
That may mean that you have to move out of state of Washington D. Sleazy in order to do that.
You're going to basically have to abide by the same rules as everybody else under the Constitution.
Go figure.
You're going to have to behave yourself.
So we have so many examples.
I mean, when you named the show today, I started thinking, OK, so where are some more examples of all of this, this two-tiered injustice?
Well, look at this particular example.
Jury let's kill them all Times Square rampage driver off the hook in fatal attack.
This person killed one person, injured 22 people.
Reason?
Just wanted to kill them all.
Years behind bars?
Zero.
Charlottesville car rammer James Alex Fields gets life plus 419 years.
He killed one, injured 22, reason, attacked by mob.
Years behind bars, 419 years plus life.
Yep.
This is it, in a nutshell.
Two-tiered.
Yeah.
I went to work.
As soon as you named it, I said, oh, where do I even begin?
I've got so many examples of a two-tiered justice system.
I can't even, I don't even know where to start.
But this is where we are.
And I know that people are starting to come down on Mayorkas because he is just such a crook.
His days have got to be numbered.
I mean, with what he's done with the border, he is actually sitting out there saying that the border is secure.
Right.
Right.
These people, they lie about anything.
They'll lie about if the sky's blue and grass is green, they'll lie about it.
And even if it don't even make sense to lie, they're going to lie.
It's so bad.
And it's going to get worse until we have our president back, our rightful, duly elected president.
And when he gets back in this, he's going to clean house.
And we're not going to, hopefully, your children and family will not have to see this going forward.
Hopefully they will get a handle on it because it is gone.
Just put some honest people in.
Way too far.
This is ridiculous.
Oh, it really is.
So, anyway, the breaking news.
The show is over, folks.
The show is over, and the breaking news of today is that Steve Bannon is found guilty of contempt of Congress.
Of course he is.
After defying his January 6th subpoena.
He now faces up to a year in jail.
And they'll give him the max, too, believe me.
Oh, completely.
But just some real quick pointers.
The jury found Steve Bannon guilty of a misdemeanor contempt of Congress charge.
Gaston said that Bannon made an intentional choice not to comply and said his executive privilege argument does not carry weight.
His belief that he had an excuse not to comply does not matter.
That is not a defense to contempt, she said.
Bannon's attorney suggested the trial was politically motivated and accused the DOJ of bringing in biased witnesses.
Bannon declined to speak in his own trial.
His attorneys wrapped their case without presenting a defense to jurors.
Closing arguments are set to come on Friday with jury deliberation afterwards.
Outside the courthouse, Bannon insisted that he has testified more than any other Trump aides because of the Trump Russia investigation.
And rightfully so.
Unbelievable.
He has.
He has been thoroughly investigated, just like President Trump.
This is what Washington's going to do.
Yeah, there are no more surprises here.
We know exactly what this is.
Yeah, this is what Washington is going to do.
You know, the Uniparty, they're going to, you know, we do not want an outsider coming in here.
We split $4 trillion a year between our parties and our donors and our lobbyists.
And if you come in here like Donald Trump and you win the presidency, we are going to destroy you, your family, everybody you know, everybody you're going to have contact to.
And we are going to make sure that nobody else comes up here and gets a piece of our pie.
That's all it is.
Okay, so just a little sweeter note, since we're about to end the show, tell us, have you decided anything about who you are?
I haven't.
I still was going to decide today, but I really haven't, so I got a couple more weeks, but I am going to call some people tomorrow, and I'm pretty close on finding homes for a few, and like I say, people with land that can drive here, that, you know, qualify.
And we'll take two.
They're going right to the head of the list.
Of course.
I mean, that is...
Because I'd love to keep, you know, at least two sets.
And I'm just like, I really want to find the right people.
So I'm just like taking a deep breath and I'm just going to wait until I do.
I got two weeks, you know, before I need to, you know, like they want me to eight weeks before you're supposed to give them away.
But...
They're so big.
They were born a week and a half late.
I mean, look at them.
Right.
And it's time for them to start bonding with their new families, which they are going to love.
And I love the idea of trying to get a family that will take two of them so that they can grow up together.
It's not that much more work when you have one of these.
It's less work.
It probably is.
I can't get anybody to believe that.
Yes.
Having two is less work.
I know some people just can't have two, but I'm telling you, I know because I've got two with the same litter right now.
That's right.
I've had them like seven, eight months now.
One of them had babies.
She pretty much found her pregnant, but she was in heat pretty much when I found her.
Not pregnant.
These are just so cute.
Yeah, but anyway...
They play all day long.
That's all they do is play.
They run around.
They wrestle.
It's an all-day wrestling match.
I don't even have to watch them like I do the other dogs because they're out doing their little own thing.
But them two, it's just...
It gives them somebody their own age to play with.
Oh, and they are just precious, too.
They really are.
And that's the thing.
They'll have a companion.
Look at Monkey.
I know.
Monkey for the win.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh, they are just darling.
Well, I want to just give a special thank you to those that have donated to the show, and a lot of them came in yesterday.
VegCons, who had said, so sweet, thank you both for being such amazing pet parents that came in yesterday, during yesterday's show.
Vera Beck, no, Vera B, also donated to the show.
Janet Hardesty, Lee Leonard, Mona Hansen.
And then we have C. Hibbs, who also donated to the show today over there in chat.
We appreciate it more than you all know.
Thank you so much.
So you're going to have a nice weekend, Kat?
You're going to relax?
Yeah.
I'm getting out of town.
After that woman in LA, I just said, okay, I've had enough.
I'm just going to kind of chill and I'm going to contact some of these people tomorrow and open the phone and kind of vet them and talk to them.
And if, you know, if I like, I think I've found like four of them pretty much solid homes.
So I'm going to call those people first.
And there's one that wants two that's got eight acres fenced in.
That's automatic if I like them.
Because it's just, you know, it's the dream to keep two of them together.
Oh, yeah.
It'll be easier for them and easier for the owners.
I can guarantee it.
Look at them suckers.
I love this picture.
I love this picture.
Oh my gosh.
And look, I mean, these two just almost even look like twins.
I don't know how you can tell them apart.
Of course, you get to know their personalities, too.
And so when you live with them, you can.
But they are precious.
Yep.
On the left, that's pirate, then fatty, then wings, then Batman.
And so Drina is in the very back.
So anyway, so somebody came over to the house today, the strangers, and they had never even really seen a stranger.
So I thought they'd be okay.
And the reason they're in that corner is because somebody picked the pirate up and gave it a kiss and was like...
And was just trying to get to me and finally they handed it to me and it was like, you know, going up under my arm.
And then they tried to pick up socks, you know, and it was like...
I couldn't believe it.
And they all ran over to the corner over there.
And that's why little Padrina's over there sticking her head against the corner.
And they all ran against the corner to hide from them.
And because I was standing there close because they all came around me, you know, but it scared the shit out of them.
I didn't think it would.
Oh, it would.
Yes, it would.
They think I'm the mom now.
So they ran to me.
And so I whistled.
They all came in the room.
They all come in the corner and I stood with them over there.
Except Monkey and Wiggles.
Now, Monkey and Wiggles just played and played and played and they didn't care.
They loved new people.
I don't know why the other ones, it freaked them out though.
It was weird.
You're going to see that with them, too.
I mean, that's why it's good that you're holding on to them a little bit longer.
Oh, I am for two more weeks.
Emotionally, they need to kind of get used to the idea.
Maybe you can have more people stop by.
I don't know.
Just so they can get used to that.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I moved out to the country to get away from all the damn people to get on my nerves.
I knew the answer to that question.
I did.
I really did.
It's so funny, though, that I'm telling you, my cat, Meow Meow, the new one, who's still like a year old or nine months and weighs like 25 pounds.
Huge cat.
I mean, this thing.
And not fat.
I'm talking about big.
And he's got the middle ears like a Florida lynx.
I mean, I think he's got some wild cat in him.
And anyway, there's a lot of cats like in the woods behind my house.
There was one, two, and there's babies running around.
I mean, it's a problem now.
I don't know how many, but I mean, I'm telling you, I see new cats every day running around the woods.
So it's just, it's bad right now behind my house.
Well, springtime love is in the air, as you know.
It hit the ranch early.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I lived there for years and never saw one, but it's just like, yeah, they're just starting to populate back in the woods back there.
But anyway, yeah, these...
These dogs, man, they're something else.
That's the first time I've ever seen the four that look pretty much exactly alike.
Of course, Batman looks a little different because he's got black markings.
It's the first time I've seen them together like that.
Somebody's like, do you pose them?
Do you pose them for pictures or do you just take natural pictures?
Do I pose nine puppies?
Did you just say, did I pose nine puppies for pictures?
My God!
They run around like, I mean, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, wrassle.
I can get off that.
He took a dump, he took a dump, she took a dump, he took a piss, she took a piss.
That one's chewing that.
That one's trying to eat pennies out of my penny jar.
Have you tried to clip their nails?
Let me ask you a more challenging question.
Have you tried to clip their nails?
I won't.
I won't clip their nails because you can really screw them up, man, if you clip them wrong.
And their puppies are so little.
Yes, this paws are huge.
I would never do it.
I'll do it to the big dogs.
Huge.
Their paws are so big.
You can just already see what's going to happen here.
These little guys are going to be big dogs before you know it.
You see the pirates on the left, and that's Padrina.
That's what I call her now, Pedro, mini Pedro.
This is a girl.
So she and them two females, they love each other.
They sleep together.
And see, she's protecting.
Yeah, she's protecting.
She got real upset, and so they all kind of formed a wall around her.
Oh, aren't they the sweetest?
And then them two, though, if I decide not to keep her, them two, the pirate and her, they'd stay together.
So if the person that wants two that I got in mind, I might give those two to them.
I can only keep so many.
Everybody's like...
Yeah, just keep them all.
Yeah, I'll have 13 dogs, coon dogs on my property.
This is the hardest part, though.
This is the hardest part.
I mean, all the other stuff, but emotionally, you've bonded with them, you've named them, you know what their little routines are.
Well, you have to name them.
Of course.
I know.
I'm not saying you should.
Lord.
But...
What are you going to say?
Hey, you.
Come here.
You.
You.
Number three.
Thing one, thing two, thing three.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Number five, number nine, 90, 80, 70.
I mean, man, you have to name them just to, you know...
I know, but what happens is...
Anyway, Brownie's the only one that's claimed out right now.
Brownie.
So, Brownie's leaving pretty soon.
And then, you know, they'll all start leaving here in a few weeks.
So, that's it.
They're going to start disappearing.
It's going to be nine and eight, six, five, four in about two weeks.
It's going to get whittled down real quick.
Oh, definitely.
It's sad, too.
They're fun right now.
They are.
They're fun right now.
They're at a fun age, and they're just, like, hilarious.
And Mau Mau loves them, man.
They, like, attack him.
Like, they just look for the cat.
Right.
And then they all one-tack something.
When you got ten of those puppies running at you, and they weigh seven pounds, Mau Mau gets the hell out of there.
Yeah.
He plays, wrestles with them.
Of course, he don't use his claws.
I wouldn't let him hurt them or nothing, but it's hilarious, though.
But, I mean, they get along.
They love that cat, man.
They love him, and the cat loves the dogs.
The other cats hate them.
They just, like, anytime they come out to eat out of the room, and, you know, I let them run around a lot now.
They're running around more and sleeping less.
Them other cats, they go back to the bedrooms and stuff.
They get the hell out of there.
Oh my gosh.
That's so cool, though.
I mean, the dynamics of everything.
And then let's not forget about your others that are outside, that are just waiting for this whole thing to be over.
I'm sure.
I'm sure they want their life back as well.
Oh, yeah.
You know, your redneck walks, like you described, where you would put them in the truck and just go slow driving them.
Right on the country road when it's hot.
It's as good as it's getting.
Yeah.
Especially during yellow fly season, you know, when yellow flies sting the hell out of you.
Redneck dog walks.
Anyway, I got to get up off here.
Yes, you do, and I am headed out of town.
Anyway, thank you all so much for joining us.
Thank you for helping us get the word out on the show.
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That's one thing.
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Be safe, be kind to one another, and we'll see you later.
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