July 19, 2022 - In the Litter Box - Jewels and Catturd
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Delusional 2024 RINOs - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 7/19/2022 - Ep. 128
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Today is Tuesday, July 19th, 2022, episode number 128.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
How's it going, Cat?
Hey, hey, hey, what's up?
Oh my gosh.
It's Taco Tuesday.
Yes, let's blow this taco stand.
Just kidding.
We just started.
Jill Biden Day.
National Jill Biden Day.
Boy, exactly.
She just provided Wednesday hump day with competition, no doubt.
That's Camilla's day.
Exactly.
Oh my gosh.
So yeah, I mean, I'm glad for that.
We've enjoyed it immensely being able to make fun of these fools because they're just so absolutely ridiculous.
But how about yesterday's show with Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Yeah, she stayed on for like an hour and 15 minutes or something.
I know!
That was the longest show you and I have ever done.
Ever.
Yeah.
We was an hour late, but you know, as long as she's going to talk, I'm staying.
That's exactly right.
Oh my gosh, I enjoyed it.
She don't hold back.
It's hilarious.
She doesn't.
She doesn't.
And she's not afraid to talk about whatever it is.
She broke into the middle of her podcast.
We didn't know she was coming on.
I was talking about Joe Biden sniffing children.
She's like, you think that's bad?
Ha ha ha!
Rachel Levine wants to cut her little kid's ding-dongs off!
Oh my gosh, she went straight into it.
She didn't even hesitate for a minute.
I was like, whoa!
I was like, whoa, man.
It's come in on 10 already.
I like it.
It was so funny because you were scared.
I got to see a flash of her as soon as she came in.
I saw that she connected.
And then she just started talking.
She didn't even wait.
She just started in and I was like, oh my gosh, I heard your reaction.
It was a lot of fun.
But she's fantastic.
We need so many more people like Marjorie Taylor Greene.
This is the problem here.
We've got all of these rhinos that are just carrying on like fools.
And speaking of which, Cat Turd named the show today delusional 2024 rhinos.
They're crazy.
Yes, they are.
They think in their mind that they're so out of touch.
The rhinos are just like the Democrats, the Washington, D.C. bubble crowd.
And they're telling them, look, I'm just I'm just telling you how they think.
This is not the truth.
Of course, they have to have consultants and they have to do focus groups to see how they're doing because they don't have any pokes on the American people because they don't live out here with us.
They're a lifetime, Mike Pence, lifetime politician, Nikki Haley.
How long has she been in politics?
As long as I can remember.
Exactly.
And, you know, they're like, oh yeah, she done ruined her career talking shit about Trump.
Oh, you know what?
She is such a user for anybody that cannot see Drew Neely.
If you're not, yeah.
I mean, really.
Whatever's popular.
She was all about George Floyd and Black Lives Matter.
And then, whatever the current thing is, they're acting crazy if it's Ukraine or whatever.
Whatever the current thing is, she's all about it.
She would sell you down the river five seconds flat if she was the president.
Well, she was on the Marco Rubio gravy train, remember?
I mean, she was part of that whole clique.
I won't forget that.
I don't think a lot of people will forget that.
I was really surprised that Trump actually tapped her as a result.
Yeah, she's...
Be careful how you say that.
Where is your mind today?
Mine's okay.
I know how liberals think, and I know how the headlines are reading them are.
Jewel said Trump tapped that ass yesterday.
Oh gosh, yes, that was a direct quote.
I'm in the litter box.
Exactly, they'll take a little snippet of the show and play the clip, of course, yes.
Well, Business Insider.
She's a joke and Pence is a joke.
There's nobody going to win the primary except for two people, Trump or DeSantis.
There's only two people in the Republican Party now with presidential, and I don't think DeSantis is even going to run, so...
You know, that leaves Trump, and he's going to win by a mile.
And they're like, we were fooled by him, and just all the crap she's sitting there.
He gave you a high-level position, your UN ambassador.
He took you in, although you did nothing but talk shit about him, 24-7, and then he was good enough.
To give you a good position, although you talked all that crap about him, and then as soon as you get out, you backstab him and start talking crap about him again.
You're a sorry individual when you do that to people.
You're just sorry.
Oh, completely.
And she's really ridiculous.
Well, she's been teasing a White House bid while slamming Biden on Iran.
Nikki Haley says having no nuclear deal with Iran would be better than whatever deal Biden may sign.
So she's putting herself out there.
She's a neocon.
Of course.
We'd be in 10 wars in three months if she got president.
Of course, she's the female jab, man.
She can't get three delegates.
Nobody's going to vote for her.
She was like, yeah, the Trump movement's dead and it's over.
No, that's not true.
The rhino movement's dead and over.
You'll see.
That's right.
Good luck getting elected without the Trump vote.
Good luck.
That's right.
Well, that's what's terrifying them also, because Trump has had plenty of time to identify who is who in this party of ours.
Very fractured, in fact.
And he knows who they are.
So here she goes.
This really gripes under my nerves.
She says, no deal is better than a bad deal.
And if this president signs any sort of deal, I'll make a promise.
The next president will shred it on her first day in office, Haley said, prompting applause from the audience.
Just saying, sometimes it takes a woman.
Haley said with a smile.
Right.
We know what she is.
Sometimes it takes a backstabbing rhino.
Let me tell you something.
You have no political future.
None of them do.
They're now going to move up in any way because you can't win without the Trump vote.
I'll tell you what.
Let's have Trump have a rally in Michigan.
And let him draw his 30,000 people.
Then she can have one the next day in the same location and see how many people she draws.
She won't draw flies.
She's like a Biden rally.
Oh, it's going to be.
But that's already going to take place with you-know-who.
Trump pints to host dueling campaign events in Arizona governor's race.
Yeah, they have this chance to have a DeSantis, Carrie Lake, who would completely change that state for the better.
And just, I mean, an unbelievable candidate.
We had her on the show.
Oh, yeah.
And who comes out with, you know, her opponent?
Who's all for her?
Pence, of course.
Of course.
These rhinos are crazy.
Well, they're predictable, too.
They're very predictable.
I mean, she is extremely, extremely wealthy.
Karen Taylor Robson is the one that is running against Carrie Lake, who we love.
And, of course, you've got all of the GOP. So you've got the rhinos completely backing this person, just like Murkowski.
It's no different.
In all of these races, they know exactly who are going to grease their wheels.
They know.
And so they go for these people and they push them with donor dollars and events and everything else.
So here they go.
And this is going to be the headline.
Whoever wins this, they feel like they're going to be able to put out there and say, see, what would happen in a Pence-Trump matchup?
Pence doesn't stand any chance.
I can go ahead and tell you.
I can go ahead and tell you.
Pence won't win one state.
He'll lose every single state.
Yep.
All 50.
That's right.
Yeah.
That's what's going to happen in a Pence-Trump matchup.
It's going to be 85% to 15% in every state.
There's no way, man.
He has no appeal.
He talks like a televangelist.
He acts like he's Mr.
Perfect Christian and everything.
I won't even have a lunch with a female business person because I'm married to my wife.
Oh, please.
There's no telling what you do when the lights go out.
They're fakey.
Oh, it is so fake.
I mean, that's just weird anyway.
It's like, why?
You don't trust yourself?
Or what's the reason for that?
Because I've got a lot of male friends that I hang out with and that I go to lunch with on a regular basis.
And there is absolutely nothing going on with that.
You can be friends with men.
You actually can.
But this is really wild.
I mean, this photograph says it all.
Here you go.
While it's unclear if Ducey will join him, Pence is expected to hold at least one event for Robson on Friday while Trump rallies for his candidates in Prescott.
The details of Pence's plans are still being worked out.
A source that's close to ABC reported it.
But here you go.
You've got him hand-in-hand here with Governor Brian Kemp, right?
And we know that what went down in Georgia...
It was a bad deal.
It was a real bad deal.
So you've got these two together here, and he just thinks that he's going to be able to pull this off in Arizona.
But Cary Lake is winning by a landslide.
I mean, double-digit numbers.
Truth be known.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, these people live in the twilight world just like liberals.
They're up there doing these focus groups, I'm telling you, and they're like, hey, here's the deal.
We got far right Trump, and then everybody was tired of him, and then now we have Biden, he's far left, and you're right down the middle, man.
It's time for Mitt Romney.
It's time for Mike Pence.
It's time for, I'm telling you.
They're laying it on thick.
And the problem with that is it's not.
Nobody wants you in the Republican Party.
You're the old school neocons.
We don't want to hear it.
You're fake.
You know, your way of thinking is not, you know, not advanced.
It's just, you just, it's just, you're not, it's 1990 called and wants the old Republican Party back.
It's not happening.
It's over.
Trump changed that forever.
You can't win the Republican nominee for president without the Trump vote.
End of story.
That's right.
That is absolutely right.
No matter how hard they are trying to change that.
This is out from Steadfast Clash.
This is interesting.
Crooked rhinos join Democrats to stop anyone from challenging election results going forward.
Does that surprise anyone?
It certainly shouldn't.
They're calling it, this bit of legislation is called the Electoral Count Act, and it would change how votes are cast for president and vice president.
This legislation would definitely not stop at the presidential election.
It would soon be impossible to challenge the results of any federal election.
Fraud would never be addressed.
This is a one-way ticket to a disaster.
I mean, once a politician cheats his way into office, they're there.
I mean, sounds like a great gig, honestly, if you can manage it.
Yeah, they cheat to get there, and then they all get together, all the cheaters, and they pass legislation so nobody can look into it.
They want their job for life and they expect to keep it for life.
But you know who they are?
They're the ones whose seats are threatened.
These, again, are the rhinos, which was a perfect name for today's show because we've got them everywhere.
They're delusional.
It's the same old ones.
Look, we're tired of you.
We want new people.
We want outsiders like Trump.
We want people that are successful.
Like DeSantis.
You're old school rhinos and you were part of it.
The Mitch McConnells and Lindsey Grahams.
They're done.
They're over.
It's over.
It really is over.
And why don't you step down and let somebody else have a chance?
I mean, as long as I was...
Man, I think I was three years old.
Nancy Pelosi, Judge Schumer, Mitch McConnell.
Or in there?
I wasn't here.
You're 80 years old.
Get the hell out.
Quit leading the Senate.
Quit leading the House.
We're tired of the same people.
Let some of the young people have a chance.
Exactly.
And I think, without saying it, I think that Marjorie Taylor Greene completely agrees with that because it's a face of an old party.
The neocons, all of that.
What's really any different between a Republican and a Democrat?
I'm no longer a party girl.
I'm out of it.
I'm going for the candidate, that person.
I'm not going for the party anymore.
That whole vote red just because?
No.
I'm going to do my research and I'm going to really...
Because no one's hurt us more than some of these Republicans up there.
They've hurt us terribly.
Yeah, we vote for them and they pass red flag laws.
We vote for them and they send $60 billion to corrupt-ass Ukraine while we're starving to death over here.
That's right.
And no more, man.
I don't care.
I'll stay home before I vote for a damn other rhino.
Exactly.
I've held my nose and voted many times.
And I always told people, you need to hold your nose and vote.
But these obvious backstabbers, of course, I don't have that problem right now because I don't really have any that I have to vote for here.
I mean, I still have to vote for Marco Rubio, who's You know, he's okay sometimes and okay.
He's really just a wishy-washy guy, but he's not like Murkowski and Mitt Romney.
You know what I mean?
He didn't vote for impeachment or nothing crazy.
Exactly.
And we've got a list of them that we've got to make sure that we unseat.
Especially Alaskan rhino Lisa Murkowski, the court's Senate Democrats.
She's courting Democrats openly.
Against Alaskan voters, okay?
Because she knows that she's not going to get it from the Republicans.
She knows that Chewbacca is going to win if she doesn't change course and start trying to rally some of the Democrats to support her.
And the Democrats are also doing her favor.
They're currying her favor in all of this and really trying to get their base ready to...
Again, she's in Alaska.
Exactly.
You know, good luck finding a Democrat voter.
That's right.
That's right.
You know, you pull up to a fishing vessel, you know, hey, many crabbers vote for Democrats.
Lisa Murkowski won't vote for them.
My gosh.
Well, Rhino, Mitch McConnell, he's already announced his support for Murkowski and pledged.
Unbelievable.
And in April, he pledged $7 million to her campaign.
And how can you think about giving to the Republican Party a dime?
Give to individual candidates.
Give to Marjorie Taylor Greene.
She does what you ask.
It doesn't matter if they're in your district.
Give them money anyway.
Give it to the opponent, whoever's primary in Lisa Murkowski.
Murkowski didn't even vote on any.
She voted no on all the Supreme Court justice picks.
She votes on this.
She votes against us on everything.
Every single thing there's to vote against.
She's going to vote against it.
My gosh.
She's a billionaire daughter, rich kid.
She has no business representing the rough and rugged people of Alaska.
Well, she's got her work cut out for her because they know who she is.
And they are joining President Trump in America and backing Murkowski's opponent in the upcoming primary.
Kelly Chewbacca is going to be running against her.
And these are the races that I'm getting involved in.
Chewbacca?
Yeah, Chewbacca.
Man, she must...
It's a hard name.
Wasn't she in Star Wars with Harrison Ford?
Well, that's all you have to think is that Chewbacca is going to defeat Murkowski.
You can have that vision.
Because we need somebody strong like that.
But yes, and I'm getting involved in these races because as you know, here in California, my representative, right?
I mean, you know, it's shifty shift.
I have a new scum is my governor.
I'm in a really bad place here in California, but I can participate by contributing to some of these races.
And I feel like my money is going to go further if I donate directly to the candidate.
And I feel like I may see a difference.
I will see a win again.
Just not in this state.
Sad that you have to resort to that.
I love the, I love the, oh, yeah, but she's the only one that can win.
That's what they always do to you.
I'm not falling into that.
She's the only one that can beat a Democrat.
And then that, that's their magic.
That's the magic words they use.
Yeah, but they can't win in the general.
Sure they can.
If they win the primary, they can damn sure win in the general too.
Yep.
They can't beat the Democrats, surely.
You're just saying that because you were trying to scare everybody to go into your shitty ass candidate.
That's right.
Did you see Dr.
Oz already?
Oh boy, I saw that on your page.
I tried to tell you.
I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you.
I know you did.
I don't just rubber stamp everything.
The thing Trump, you know, puts out there.
I am for 98% of the time.
I'm for all of his candidates.
But Dr.
Oz, I mean, we had an American first candidate.
She was on a roll, too, and she done well.
It was just too late.
That's right.
It was too late, but that's okay because she got her name out there, and so that's really good.
But again, you said, and you were carrying on nonstop about it, We warned you.
And I loved that you did that because it really made a difference.
But Dr.
Oz says MAGA movement is dying while his campaign trails Democrat and fundraising for Pennsylvania state Senate race.
So, what?
The MAGA movement is just getting started.
We don't have to have parades and floats like we did for President Trump.
They're dying coming to vote for you, buddy.
That's right.
And that's why you can't win in the general election or might not win in the general election.
When y'all bragged about he was the only one that could win in the general election, he couldn't be more wrong.
I mean, whether Trump backed him or not, the cold hard facts is Trump's voters don't back him.
And they're the ones voting.
That's right.
They're not going to pour in to vote for that dude, man.
He's a fake.
Just as soon as he won his primary, which he won by, what, three votes, barely?
I mean, what do you do, man?
He went back to New Jersey.
He didn't even campaign.
And you wonder why his campaign's down?
He went back to New Jersey.
That's where he lives.
He don't live in Pennsylvania.
That's right.
Just another fake-ass Republican.
God, it's pissed me off.
I don't understand for the life of me why Trump wanted to put that guy in here.
I don't understand it either.
And that is something that President Trump is going to have to make really clear because just appointing some of these fools, these people that...
Our rhinos in disguise are going to be really Democrats, whatever you want to refer to them as.
They're definitely not on the American people's side.
Listen to what he says here.
Dr.
Oz says MAGA movement is dying while his campaign trails Democrat in fundraising for Pennsylvania Senate race.
When Republicans get mad, we go out and mow the lawn.
Democrats, when they get mad, donate money to their party, says the celebrity doctor who's running against John Fetterman.
Put some of your money into it there, rich guy.
Yeah, please.
If you want to be a senator so bad.
No political ambitions in his life.
Doesn't even live in Pennsylvania.
And all of a sudden, he's the guy.
I mean, he's on camera doing shows supporting transgender kids at 10 years old.
Anti-gun.
And then he does a commercial, you know, shooting quail or something.
Yeah.
You know, and he dresses, you know, people that hunt, you know, rednecks, they don't dress like a mannequin from Bass Pro Shop.
That was funny.
We actually played that on the show.
It was all shiny, tiptoe.
Yeah.
Yeah, everything was new.
He goes to Bass Pro Shop.
I want everything on that mannequin, that hunting mannequin right there.
I want the vest, the little pockets, and the brand new boots.
Yeah.
Man, look at their boots that are non-muddy boots.
Right.
Exactly.
Right out of the box.
You know what you look like when you've slushed around the swamp all day, honey?
You don't look like that.
Oh, they can claim all they want to that MAGA movement is dead.
But if you look around, we've got a January 6th trial that's been going on for weeks as a result of them trying to restrain us and try to hold us down and scare us.
It's not working.
We're going to win the midterms by a complete and total landslide.
I do believe.
I think everyone's fed up with this whole thing.
But of course, it's not going to stop them from the optics.
All right, so this is just out from the Daily Mail.
AOC is among Democrat members of Congress, including fellow squad members, arrested, photo op, outside the Supreme Court during Roe v.
Wade protests and pretends like she's in cuffs.
Yeah, she pretended like she was in handcuffs but wasn't.
Look at the smile.
Photo op, right?
Every time she has.
Everything she does, she's an empty vessel of nothingness.
Yeah.
She literally, everything she does is staged.
Everything she says is fake.
It's just, and people, you know, if you want to, you know, think she's dumb, there's people that think she's right when she talks.
I mean, they're dumber than her.
Right.
They are.
And they fall for all of this stuff.
Don't believe her like...
Twitter account likes or Twitter follower account.
They guarantee you three-quarters of them are fake.
I know they are.
Oh, of course they are.
I saw one time her likes go from one to 117,000 in three seconds.
I watched it in real time.
Isn't that wild?
Well, I mean, these are the things.
She loves these photo ops, right?
I mean, no one does it better than she does.
You remember her time at the border?
It's the same kind of deal.
I mean, this is what they do, and they do it extremely well.
You've got her at the border in all white, right?
She fake cried.
Remember when she fake cried against the fence and it was just a parking lot somewhere?
It wasn't even the facility.
Well, tribal Souljay just reminded me it's Big Juicy Booty.
That's how I guess I should refer to her.
Yeah, they just give her all that Twitter stuff.
Well, they got me shut down on Twitter.
I hadn't gotten any followers in months.
Nope, that's the beginning.
Yeah, I'm the exact same follower count I was three months ago.
Think about this, and I've gotten 100,000 followers on Truth in the same amount of time I've gotten like 100 followers on Twitter.
Isn't that wild?
100,000?
Exactly.
Well, they're trying to shut you down because you have a huge voice and everybody, I mean, look, look at the response that you get from tweets.
People, even if they do block some of your fans, because that happens a lot too, they will block people to upset you.
And then not only that, but they reverse your account and unfollow you because that used to happen to me with you.
That happened all the time.
But the thing about you is that if I go looking for your account, I stalk your account.
Like when I need puppies to make me feel better or there's really bad news, I go to your account.
So that must drive them crazy that people continue to search out Cat Turd and then refollow him or say, hey.
Well, you can't search me either.
They got a search bar ban against me.
They do.
They've got every band.
I did it.
Every band that they have, they have it on me.
So they've got me totally locked down and invisible.
And, you know, I'm still getting 4,000 or 5,000 likes on some tweets.
But, you know, before they started messing with me, I was getting 50,000, 60,000, 70,000.
I know.
So, I mean, it's down way down.
But that doesn't bother me because I don't care.
I'm going to keep talking.
Of course.
You doubled down.
You started a podcast.
Think about this, though.
Think about how they censor you, though.
I mean, how many people on Twitter worldwide?
Seriously, a billion?
I mean, there's no telling how many users they have.
And then an account my size in three months gets 100 followers?
It's impossible.
It is.
I mean, and then you got, there's only 3.4 million people on Truth and I have 600,000 followers in like several months.
It took me three years to get 600,000 followers on Twitter.
I got there in two months on Truth.
Think about that.
With one thousandth of the people on the network.
It's just incredible.
Yeah, that's how bad they censor you.
They censor the hell out of us.
Well, I know because my account never grew for years.
It never grew.
It went up and I got a couple of thousand followers and then all of a sudden, all of my retweets were reversed, including when I would go to your page and I would like something or retweet it out.
Then all of a sudden I would watch it reverse in real time.
And they just shadow banned us to death.
They don't want our voices out there.
They cannot handle the opposition.
They can't handle the criticism.
They're Democrats.
What do they do?
They're communists.
What do they do?
They cheat.
They cheat.
That's what you call cheating on your social media network.
Well, right now, it's true.
I mean, right now, for example, you and I, our show, it's not streaming on Facebook because of a title, because of one of the titles of our show.
What did I say?
Well, I think it was the Hunter Biden.
I think it was the Hunter Biden, because the algorithms got it.
As soon as we said something about Hunter Biden, when all of those pictures and everything...
Let's protect the crackhead at all costs.
I know.
We've got to protect the junkie, dirtbag, garbage, sleeps with underage, pedo, on film, crackhead junkie.
That's exactly what happened.
We've got to protect him.
We've got to protect him.
We're going to ban you because we've got to protect him.
Isn't that the wildest thing?
I mean, that's really what's going on here.
A dirtbag.
A total scumbag.
His brother died and what does he do?
He sleeps with his wife.
This is what kind of guy this guy is that they're protecting, man.
They're just exactly like him because they're protecting him.
Everybody on Facebook, everybody on Twitter, everybody, all these loons that work for them, they are just like him.
When you protect somebody like that, you're just like him.
Well, and that's the whole thing.
We all know what is going on with this administration.
It's just, it's so wrapped up in corruption that no one even wants to go near it.
This is out from thedailymail.com.
Exclusive, Hunter's House of Cards.
First son confided to lover Haley Biden.
Okay, now this is his brother's widow, by the way.
That's why she's named Biden.
It's not his sister, which still wouldn't surprise me.
And not his wife.
It's his brother's wife, lover Haley Biden.
He was feeling pressure over suspected involvement in brokering old deal directly with Putin and his missing Chinese partner as Joe was about to run for president.
So, he confided in his sister-in-law turned lover, Haley Biden, that he was suspected of brokering a Chinese oil deal directly with Vladimir Putin.
Imagine that!
In a December 2018 text obtained by DailyMail.com, Hunter said he felt very alone in coping with issues involving his personal finances and business deals.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm sure you asked that one up.
Yeah, Jean Ming.
J-I-A-N-M-I-N-G. If y'all have a better way of pronouncing it.
At the same time, Hunter also had a giant tax bell hanging over him and his client, Patrick Ho, Chinese chief of intelligence.
Hunter wrote that he had been suspected of brokering a deal with Putin for the largest sale of oil gas assets inside Russia to China.
The deal was failed purchase of a $9.1 billion stake in Russian state oil firm Rosneft by CEFC, a Chinese oil giant Hunter partnered with.
He told Haley the house of cards was falling And just as his father, Joe, was deciding to run for president.
So there you have it.
The House of Cards is falling.
Crumbling down.
Yeah, let me go smoke some crack with a 12-year-old.
That'll make me feel bad.
I mean, unfortunately, that's where we are.
This is actually where we are.
They even provided crack pipes in some of these welcome...
Two kids and everybody else.
Well, this is an interesting thing.
I mean, I'm just saying, but this is out from RNC Research.
For the third day in a row, Joe Biden has no public events on his schedule.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Yeah, because he's worn out.
Yeah.
Nothing at all.
You've got a briefing at three with Corinne Jean-Pierre, but other than that, nothing.
I think that there's some movement happening behind the scenes because this cannot stand.
I think everyone, anybody that's standing with this without saying, hey, Joe, it's time for you to make a move and step down.
It looks ridiculous as well.
They really do.
I mean, you've seen the White House trying to defend.
They can't even do it.
This press secretary is the worst ever.
And it's not helping him at all.
Yeah, she's just, she's perfect though.
Somebody that dumb for the dumbest administration in cabinet in history.
Oh yeah.
She's perfect for him, though.
Yeah, he don't have anything on his schedule because he's probably just completely out of it.
And it was such a failed trip.
And, I mean, it was such a laughing style.
He went over and begged for oil.
Got nothing.
They laughed at him.
They ate his guts, man.
They absolutely do.
It's like everybody does.
They know everybody.
All these world leaders knows how crooked he is and how he's been stabbing everybody in the back for power.
And they know how weak he is now.
I'm telling you, the Democrats are about to get rid of him.
Well, they're putting him back in his basement.
Trust me, they want him gone.
They want him back in his basement, and that's where he's going to reside for as long as it takes until they can get somebody else in there.
And they don't want Kamala either.
I mean, this whole ticket is a complete disaster, and they know it.
Everybody is.
Every single person in the cabinets.
Horrible.
I mean, you know, is there any guys in his cabinet that doesn't wear a dress?
Is there?
Oh my god.
And wear makeup?
It's terrible.
It's really terrible.
And they've got them in prominent positions in this administration.
And as a result, you can see exactly what's happening.
It's all the house of cards are falling.
You can't even make some of this stuff up.
Well, despite his attorney claiming Hunter divested of China Oil Company, Chinese records show that Hunter still has stake in the company, even today.
Some's got to pay for his $100,000 a week hooker and crack bill.
Seriously.
And this is...
And trust me, he's still...
If you don't think he's smoking crack tonight with hookers...
Right now.
Yeah, trust me.
He is.
He's high.
Where'd he go to rehab at?
Anybody got that information?
Oh, he didn't.
That's right.
They just gave him some new teeth because he had meth mouth.
All his teeth were rotten from smoking crack.
They gave him some new teeth, put a tie on him, had a few appearances, did some fake-ass thing where he was supposed to be painting crack doodles.
I'm going to paint a crack doodle.
Here's $500,000.
Okay, thank you.
That's it, too.
Correct.
Crack doodles.
I mean, I don't even know what they were, and he didn't even paint them.
And then they have him pose, and he's painting.
One painting, he's like blowing it with a straw.
Of course, you know, he's damn good with a straw.
We know that.
That's almost believable.
But then he's sitting.
He's a painter, okay?
And he's got a paintbrush, like a painter's paintbrush, and he's sitting at a desk with his elbow on the desk.
You're right there.
Yeah.
Has anybody in their life...
This is how he posed for the magazine, how he does his paintings.
Has anybody in their life seen a painter, professional painter, paint like you're writing a letter at school on a desk?
Has anybody seen a painter paint like that?
Well, number one, your wrist is going to get all over the damn paint you've eaten.
I've got to paint this one square, one inch, and then I've got to let it dry.
And then I've got to paint this square inch, and then I better let it dry or get it all over.
I'll smudge it.
Oh boy.
It's so fake.
Bomb says, uh, color by number.
She's probably right.
Look how he's painting though.
Like he's holding a number two pencil.
Yeah.
I mean, nobody paints like that.
It's not how you people paint that paint.
Oh boy.
There are a lot of painters in the audience, including Lady Grey, who says, I am a painter.
That man is an idiot.
Do you ever paint like that?
Do you ever paint like you're holding number two pencil?
Definitely not.
Look, his arm's in the paint.
I know.
The whole thing.
That part is dry, I guess, right?
That's what they want us to believe.
Okay.
Have you ever seen a painter's paintbrushes?
Do they look that clean?
Do your hands look clean when you're painting?
He's got some leather bracelets on him.
Not a drop of paint on him.
No paint on his clothes.
No paint on his hands.
And then that's how he paints.
It's so ridiculous and so staged and so fake.
It's just like everything else.
I do my crack doodles.
I write them like I'm writing a letter to the president, my dad.
Oh my God.
Well, he's doing the exact same thing.
I don't even get pain on me.
I'm so good with my crack doodles.
How much are my crack doodles?
$500,000 a pop.
Well, it's like Dr.
Oz in his hunting videos, right?
Yeah.
I mean, it's the same thing.
It's all staged.
It's all for optics.
Yeah, the mannequin from Bass Pro Shop.
God.
Well, he buys them, tries it on, has 18 people around him say, yeah, you wear this, wear this.
And then they all stage it.
And then he puts the gun up, gives it back to whoever owned it because he doesn't.
And then, you know, turns in his Bass Pro Shop mannequin outfit and goes back to being himself.
It's just, it's so fake.
I couldn't do it.
There's no way I could do a commercial faking who I was.
Oh, gosh.
It's...
Couldn't do it.
No.
Well, I mean, it shows.
It shows that it's fake because he doesn't know what he's doing.
I just wish they'd just be themselves.
That's why I liked about Trump so much.
Just be who you are.
We don't care.
Just go up there and say, look, man, I drink too much on the weekends.
Yeah.
I was crazy when I was young.
I was a drug addict.
I was running women left and right.
But...
I ain't gonna lie to you, and I'm gonna do whatever I say I'm gonna do.
I mean, just be honest.
Who cares?
That's right.
I mean, this whole concerted effort from the lamestream media to try to pump up a candidate, I hope people have learned their lesson.
Because the amount of negative press that President Trump got, we were not dealing with all of the problems that we have like we are with Biden as they protected him in the basement.
Don't ask him questions.
Hand, you know, talk to him about what kind of ice cream he likes and all of this mess.
That's what got us in this position.
He saved you money on gas.
Didn't you see his tweet yesterday?
Isn't he ridiculous?
Isn't that it was nuts?
Gas is down.
Gas is down 50 cents.
I've saved you this much a month.
Oh.
Yeah.
You cause gas to go up $4 a gallon.
And now it's only $3.50 a gallon, you know, as much as it's going to be.
Now you've saved.
I've saved you money.
Isn't that amazing that he would actually try to take credit for anything at this point?
That's his handlers.
I'm telling you, they put out an ad.
We need somebody dumber than Joe Biden to write his tweets.
Is there anybody out there?
I'm dumber than Joe Biden.
You got it.
You're hired.
Oh, gosh.
You know, just right when you think it can't get any worse, it does.
They're just ridiculous.
They're going to hide his ass.
I think they are hiding him now.
Yeah, they're going to start hiding him, and then they're going to get rid of him.
Oh, definitely.
Yeah.
They're going to give him a golden parachute and promise him we're going to give you a big send-off, but you're going to have to resign because of health reasons.
Believe me, he's going to.
Oh, that's what I think they're doing today.
I think they're in meetings right now.
I mean, you remember when Jill Biden addressed donors and she was basically saying they weren't able to get anything done and that she had to be the first lady of right now in the moment because there were so many unexpected that occurred as a result of him getting into office, like, you know, of course, blame Putin and the war, Afghanistan, COVID, all of these different things that he inherited.
And it was just, yeah.
I mean, excuse, excuse, excuse, excuse.
Real love problems.
No, that's what happens when you're a president and you have to deal with the issues.
We never had these problems with Russia or anything else when President Trump was there.
My gosh, President Trump went over to North Korea.
North Korea.
North Cross.
He was able to bring peace in the Middle East.
Okay?
Don't give us this nonsense about, you know, how you had all of these problems come in.
It happens in daily life, but people are capable of solving them, unlike this brain-dead moron.
So, yeah.
He runs a country just as good as he raises kids.
Gosh.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Yeah, the father of the country is just like the father of Hunter.
Boy.
Same thing.
What a complete disaster.
And they know it too.
And it's going to affect them in the elections.
And I think they're fully aware and are bracing themselves.
But that's not going to stop them from trying to cheat.
And we know that too.
Where's the crack doodles?
Gosh.
It's been a year since he broke out a crack doodle.
I thought he was the big article in the New York Times.
Oh, he's inspiring.
Look how great his art.
He's found the talent.
And just like, you know, he has two little showings.
He makes about four or five million.
And then, well, I was an artist last year.
I did my crack doodles.
You know he didn't paint any of that, right?
Even though they sucked.
Of course not.
We know he didn't.
It looked like somebody, you know, put a canvas between your legs and, you know, like somebody with diarrhea and then you sneezed.
And then that's what the paintings look like.
That's exactly what they look like.
Yeah, like hand marks from like scooping up all of the cocaine and everything into piles and everything else.
It's just, it's silly.
Yeah, he's like, you know, calls hookers or us.
Yeah, I need four hookers over here, four that want to be with me and four that can paint.
And then you four get on my bed.
Let me get the video recorder out and the crack pipe.
You four go over there and paint me some crack doodles.
Yeah, naked taster.
I don't know.
It's pretty nuts.
But that's where we are.
Well, the majority of American voters, they believe that Joe Biden knew of Hunter's business deals and profited from them as well, of course.
I mean, they're looking at Rasmussen reports.
It confirms America's perceptions of the Bidens.
Everyone knows what they have with this family.
My gosh, you can't hide it.
He's got Pop Secret.
They don't even acknowledge Pop Secret.
I'm telling you, they're done with Biden.
You know, he's never been in power anyway.
They got the people they want behind the scenes.
He's embarrassing the hell out of them at this.
He's destroying the Democrat Party and they know it.
I mean, he's got a 29% approval rating.
You know, Republicans are winning seats right now in special elections.
They haven't won in 130 years in districts.
And he's embarrassing the hell out of them every time he talks.
And he's taking the Democrat Party down with it.
And they're not going to let it happen, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, they're going to figure a way to get him out, just to medically retire him.
Yeah, I mean, but these are their policies.
They can blame him all day long, but they're the ones that push it on through.
Yeah, their policies suck.
They suck every time they try.
100% of the time, they suck every time.
60% of the time, it works every time.
Oh, that's something we can definitely count on.
But there's no question about it.
With blatant lies like these about the inflation crippling America, it's no wonder that his approval rating is in the toilet.
A blistering takedown by top business chief Andy Pudster, who says that you just can't, you can't ignore what's happening in America.
People's families.
The gas prices, the inflation, going to the grocery store.
They don't care.
I spent $100, yes, last night.
Really late, I went out and I got a bag of groceries and it wasn't anything really that much to it.
Just a couple pieces of fruit and, you know, whatever.
And it was $100.
I'm sitting there going, are you kidding?
I mean, this is it.
You know what a 30-pound bag of puppy chaff was for the dog?
$68.
I bet it was.
70 bucks for some puppy chow.
My gosh.
Wow.
And man, I don't know how they can do it, but they can eat like 5 ounces of puppy chow and shit 8 ounces of puppy chow.
It just seems like it's not scientifically reality.
They're recycling it.
Man, they, you know, you're feeding them milk and all this formula, and of course I had to be the mama and feed them by a bottle, and they're pooping these cute little poops, and then you switch over to like gruel puppy chow, you know, and all of a sudden, you know, you look over there in the floor and there's the leaning tower of pieces.
Yeah.
And I'm just like, holy crap, how did that come out of you, you little booger?
I know.
But that's the thing.
I mean, they're growing and they're eating, but this is no different.
I mean, this is what's happening with American families.
They're not able to feed their families.
You're shitting all over us.
I mean, they're killing us right now.
And people are suffering in a huge way.
I mean, here you go.
The rapid rising prices plaguing American families, apparently they are either highly unlikely, transitory, temporary.
Decelerating and or peaking.
They have been just lying consecutively over and over and over again about inflation.
This whole transitory inflation was the most ridiculous thing.
And then they parrot each other.
So you think that it's okay.
I mean, that's the message they give to the morons is that it's transitory.
They'll use a word and they'll have them all use it.
And people buy this nonsense.
They're going to break bad on him.
He's going to look around and he ain't going to have a friend in the world, Biden soon.
Oh no, he doesn't have a friend now.
I'm pretty sure of it.
They said that inflation was caused by COVID or meat packers or Putin or oil companies.
Seriously.
All of this.
I mean, and they lied about it with the American people.
I can't believe these people are falling.
I can't believe anybody would fall for this COVID garbage again with masks and all that crap.
Oh boy, they are.
Where are people going to learn, man?
God dang.
I never participate in it.
What is wrong with you if you still believe this crap?
Oh my gosh, they're all out wearing masks today.
Again, everybody that's wearing a mask has four jabs, guaranteed.
If you want to know who's not vaccinated, look who's not wearing a mask.
They're not getting sick.
They're not having myocarditis.
They're not dying at 26 years old in their sleep.
They're not running races as professional athletes and dying.
It is true.
Every single person.
Think about this.
Every single political national figure that's kind of famous has announced that they've gotten COVID has been all Democrat politicians with no Republicans lately.
And every one of them thinks the four jabs they got for getting COVID. I got COVID-19.
My gosh, it's so true.
You wouldn't believe them here, though.
God, it makes no sense.
My condom broke and I just got her pregnant and I want to thank Trojan.
I couldn't have done it without Trojan.
I appreciate it.
I love you, Trojan.
It's the dumbest crap I've ever heard.
I got four jabs of an experimental jab and I still got COVID. And I spread COVID. Thank you, COVID. Thank you.
For the vaccine.
I'm so lucky.
No, these morons are out, and they're out fiercely in LA. This morning I was at the office, and of course I went to get my coffee and just, you know, I had to go outside on the street level to do that.
And so everybody's wearing masks again.
Everyone is wearing a mask.
I mean, they're all over the place wearing masks.
Outside?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, of course.
Absolutely they do.
Oh, sure.
Sure.
That's what they want.
They want you obedient little robots.
They want to take away your smile.
They want to take away your laughter.
They want to take away your face.
They're literally taking away your face and you're letting them over a virus with 99.9%.
And if you're young, which is most of the people wearing these masks, if you're in your 20s and 30s, I'm telling you, just lightning could strike you.
It'd be quicker than you're going to die of COVID. And they're out there wearing masks like idiots for years.
Why would you give your life up like that?
I mean, I looked around when they started this, and I didn't know anything about it.
And I said, I'm not doing this.
I'm not going to breathe my own exhaust for two years.
I'm not doing it.
I don't even know if I'll be alive in two years.
At my age, anything can happen.
I'm nearing 60 years old.
I'm just like, man, I'm not going to spend the last two years of my life breathing my gorilla breath.
Yeah.
Definitely not.
And that's the whole thing, is that people have listened to this Fauci creature for the last couple of years.
Slime ball.
Oh, he is.
I've got a great little video of him.
Check this out.
I have always said that the high likelihood is that this is a natural occurrence.
That the NIH has not ever and does not now fund gain-of-function research in the Wuhan Institute.
That the most likely origin is a natural origin from an animal reservoir to humans.
I still think the most likely etiology of this pathogen in Wuhan was from a laboratory.
So Dr.
Redfield was mentioning that he was giving an opinion as to a possibility.
But again, there are other alternatives, others that most people hold by.
This morning, Dr.
Anthony Fauci is shooting down theories that the coronavirus was man-made.
Where did this virus come from, do you think, today?
Did it come from a lab?
Was it man-made?
And you have animals that come out of the wild that are sold at these open, what they call them, wet markets.
I think they should shut down those things right away.
Because what we're going through right now is a direct result of that.
The mutations that it took to get to the point where it is now is totally consistent with a jump of a species from an animal to a human.
Now is totally consistent with a jump of a species from an animal to a human.
Let me finish.
You take an animal virus and you increase its transmissibility to humans, you're saying that's not gain-of-function?
Yeah, that is correct.
And Senator Paul, you do not know what you are talking about, quite frankly.
And I want to say that officially.
Specifically, to gain-of-function research on HPAI H5N1. What we're talking about now is the gain-of-function research in studies that increase predominantly the transmissibility as well as pathogenesis and alteration of host ranges.
Viruses that only occur in animals and they increase their transmissibility to humans.
How you can say that is not gain-of-function?
It is not.
Most of us in the lab, we're trying to grow a virus.
We try to help make it grow better and better and better and better and better and better so we can do experiments and figure out about it.
To dance and you're dancing around this because you're trying to obscure responsibility for four million people dying around the world from a pandemic.
Okay, this man needs to pay for what he has done.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, it's just common sense.
They're like...
Okay, he's trying to convince everybody.
Okay, you know, they serve bat soup at a wet market.
Yeah, it's not.
You can guess where the wet market is they're saying it came from.
Oh, a couple of miles from where they do research on coronavirus lab.
Biggest lab, coronavirus research lab in the world.
Didn't come from there.
Came from a wet market two miles away.
These people are nuts, man.
No question they are.
Of course it came from the lab.
Of course y'all's in there experimenting.
Of course the Chinese released it.
He lies.
He lies.
It's been two years of all of this nonsense.
He's the biggest liar.
And we know exactly who's funded it.
And we know exactly what's happened.
They need to do a complete and total investigation.
They need to arrest him.
I mean, going all the way back into the AIDS days.
Because I do believe that this man was responsible for that.
That guy's a monster right there.
He is a monster.
He needs to pay for these crimes.
Four million deaths are on his hands, but if you were to add everything else up...
Total slime ball.
He is the worst of his time.
He doesn't care the mental illness that cause children, doesn't care that masks don't work and he wants everybody in a mask.
He admitted on tape...
I can sit here and dig up tapes of him five, six times admitting masks don't work against viruses.
He's just all over the place.
He changes his mind.
Constant.
Every five seconds.
I mean, you can listen to him in the morning, and he'll completely contradict himself by noon, and he'll double contradict himself by four, and triple contradict himself by six.
And they have put him, the lamestream media, has put him on a pedestal and have forever.
He's not anymore.
He's a hated figure.
Boy.
Now, there's way more people who hate him than like him.
I mean, think about it.
When you can only go on CNN and only go on MSNBC, Don Lemon show and stuff, that's the only kind of show he's on, Good Morning America.
He can't go on anything where actual people that understand what's going on listen to real news.
He can't go on there.
It's so true.
People have figured it out, and they're not listening to the lame stream anymore.
He's a fraud, he's a phony, and he's a monster.
He's a monster, first and foremost.
And he's a mass murderer.
Yes, he is.
And he absolutely needs to be tried for all of his crimes.
Absolutely everything.
And something needs to happen as a result of it.
This man is making over $50,000 a month.
Yeah, and look at him.
He's sitting up there with Purell.
Highest paid.
Federal.
Look, he's got a Purell.
He's probably getting paid by Purell on this.
Oh, most likely they've sponsored him.
Sure.
Why not?
I mean, the sky is unreal.
I just don't understand it, and I don't know why the Republicans are not going after him and why people are still taking his advice, why we even have to look at this man at this point other than to see him in orange and being cross-examined.
I mean, this is where we should be.
Get him out of there.
Yeah.
Real quick, I want to thank Chimichanga Girl Gonzalez for donating to the show, Mother of Pearl for donating to the show, and Burrito Boy for donating to the show.
Thanks, everybody.
Well, guess what?
We've got the actual footage now of what AOC wants us to see of her being led away.
She's not in cuffs, but she wants us to believe that.
So check this out.
There she is smiling for the camera.
Oh, her hands are behind her.
There's no cuffs.
No cuffs.
Look, she raised her hand.
She raised her hand.
Let's see.
Let me see this.
I gotta see this.
She does.
Look.
Oh, there she is.
Look.
Okay, look.
See her?
She's pretending to be handcuffed behind her back, and then she fist pumps.
Oh, that is so slimy.
They're basically the glee club of freshman year in Harvard running this country right now.
Oh, that is so ridiculous.
And look at that smile.
She wants it everywhere.
She wants this.
She loves herself.
Look at that.
She loves herself.
She loves her some her.
Oh, boy.
What a joke this chick is.
Oh, gosh.
Uh-uh.
Nope.
Oh, she's running for president, trust me.
Oh, I know.
She's old enough now.
Oh, I definitely see that happening.
I mean, but they can't afford another mistake.
They really cannot.
They are in enough trouble as it is.
I mean, this whole thing.
Oh, they're saying Joe's gonna...
Or his handlers are going to declare a climate emergency, a national emergency for climate change.
That's why everybody's pushing the heat.
It's hot this summer.
And then, you know, what's he going to do?
He's going to probably do a bunch of executive order taxes and just completely destroy the economy to a depression.
Oh, I think so.
I think we're on the road to seeing that.
And they don't care at this point.
They're just going to go ahead with their full-blown agenda.
That's it.
I mean, look at this.
Nationwide, average gas prices were never above $3 per gallon during President Trump's entire four-year term.
That sure puts Biden's recent and frankly nonsensical victory lap in context.
It's beyond stupid.
It's insulting to the American people.
Sure.
Yeah, I saved you money.
Let me break it down for you, Joe.
I was getting gas for $1.79 at the gas station I get gas at.
Now, right now, it's $4.59.
That's how much money you saved me, you jackass.
God, why don't you go sniff some women, you pedo, Peter?
As you mow your lawn in this heat and you're having to put gas in your tanks, I mean, this is all there is.
Yeah.
Man, you know, yeah, you go fill up a gas can, you know, a five-gallon gas can.
It's $25.
You know, you fill four of them.
It's a hundred bucks.
It's crazy.
It is crazy.
They just think that the lamestream media is going to do their job and sell people that this is a result of Putin.
This is a result of COVID. This is a result of all of these bad deals.
No, all of this was happening before this.
You even had the Fed chairman talking about it was before COVID. I mean, not before COVID, but before the war with Putin in Russia.
They're going to start hiding the dummy.
In Ukraine.
Yeah, they are.
They're hiding the dummy.
They're going to have to.
He's bringing down, believe me, behind the scenes, they're like, this old idiot, senile piece of crap is bringing down our party.
We've got to do something about it.
These are the conversations they're having, trust me, behind the scenes, and they're screaming matches.
Well, the sad part is that the biggest problem is that they've lost their messaging.
They don't understand, obviously, that all of these distractions aren't swaying us in one direction or another.
This is from a CNN poll.
75% say expenses, cost of living, they are the biggest economic problem facing families.
This is what people, like you've been saying the entire time, is what they're voting on.
I've been saying nobody cares about anything else.
They don't.
The Roe versus Wade.
They must be righted out, is all I can say.
The Democrat Party, because members, oh, we're going to burn down the cities.
We're taking to the streets.
We're going to do this.
What?
I mean, they can't muster 100 people anywhere.
They can't.
Because it's a winning issue.
That's right.
People don't want abortions.
They went crazy.
We want abortions.
When the baby's born, they can still kill it.
I mean, come on.
They're saying that.
I know.
A lot of them.
I know it.
I mean, and they think that that is going to distract people, that they're going to get into all of these boutique politics instead of what's facing them at home.
Nobody cares about first-world social issues when you can't feed your family.
That's right.
That's exactly right.
And that's really what people are going through right now.
I mean, you know, there's a lot of people out there working hard right now.
And then they come home, you know.
They're eating peanut butter sandwiches, you know.
That's it.
That's all they can eat.
If that.
Have you looked at peanut butter lately?
Bread sandwiches.
Have you looked at jelly?
They're eating bread sandwiches.
Jelly is a luxury item, right?
I mean, now you've got your condiments that are luxury items.
That's what you're looking at.
Okay, so you're going to have to hold off on buying the ketchup.
You're going to have to hold off on buying the mustard and everything else that you're used to.
You have one grit for breakfast.
What did you eat?
One grit.
I had one grit for breakfast.
Thanks, Joe Biden.
Thanks, Joe Biden.
Exactly.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, that's really what we have.
Show's over already, man.
It seems like we've been here 10 minutes.
It is?
Oh my gosh, it sure is.
It sure does.
It's amazing.
It just went pow, over.
Thank you, TJ Elton, for the donation.
He says, start a fund to relocate crocodile alligators from Florida to the Rio Grande.
We got to get rid of these rhinos in a big way and quickly.
Well, we do know that they are all upset.
Just real quick, we'll leave on this note.
But the hero, what we know about the armed bystander who killed the shooter at an Indiana mall, he just absolutely was a lifesaver.
And they don't want to talk about this story because it really does prove the point.
He pushed everybody out of the way and said, get down.
Goldman told, he was there with his girlfriend and her grandmother.
And he just went out there and started saving lives.
It was unreal what this man did.
He legally was carrying.
He fired 24 rounds from an, this is the shooter, 20-year-old Douglas Sapperman fired 24 rounds from an AR-15 style rifle.
Dickon did not hesitate to use the Glock handgun he was legally carrying.
Saperman was neutralized within two minutes, the police said.
This guy just did an amazing job.
He saved countless amounts.
Now, did that guy shoot anybody?
Yeah, there were three people that died as a result of the shooter.
Yeah, I don't know why I haven't followed that story, but you know me, I follow every story, but for some reason I didn't read that one.
This one happened at the Indiana Mall, and countless, countless lives were saved.
They'd be glad he wasn't in New York.
They'd have charged him for murder, probably.
Oh, exactly.
This is the whole thing.
But this proves our point with our Second Amendment.
Don't punish the guys with the guns that are the good guys.
You go after the criminals.
They dropped charges on that guy, that old guy from the bodega.
I'm so glad they did.
Finally.
Or as Jill Biden would say, the Bogota.
They dropped charges from the Bogota taco dudes.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I mean, this goes against their narrative.
We've got a mental health problem.
Another problem that we have is that these institutions, the FBI, all of these people have known who these mass shooters are ahead of time, and they're not doing their job.
This is the biggest problem.
I mean, if you already know somebody is bad news, then what's going on?
They're just not doing their job.
I mean, it makes you just kind of wonder where they are with this whole thing.
So anyway, yes, we have concluded another Tuesday.
Thank you all for joining us.
Cat Turd, how are the babies?
They're eating.
Doing good.
Eating and shitting, eating and shitting, eating and shitting, then eating and shitting some more.
And then you go to the store to replenish and then repeat.
I've taken a few of them outside, though, and let, you know, well, all of them at one time and let them walk around the grass.
It's hilarious.
Oh, they're so cute.
So funny how they're natural, you know, coonhounds are natural hunters, you know, and they're all, you know, as soon as they start walking in that grass, they got that, they got that nose one quarter of inch off the ground, man, just sniffing everything.
Oh my gosh.
Even at five and a half weeks, they got, they can smell like bears.
I mean, it's crazy to watch how these things are progressing.
Yeah.
Well, there he is.
They're hungry, licking their lips for lunch.
Oh, Batman!
Are you so cute?
Oh my gosh, he's so cute.
How could you not name him Batman?
He's completely white with a bat hat on.
Oh, he's adorable.
Batman's helmet on.
I can't believe how big they are, though.
I mean, look at this.
You turn around one second and they're just huge already.
Yeah, you know, Pedro and all my dogs are short hair, pretty much full-blooded.
They're different styles of coon dogs, you know, Smiles is a tree and walker.
We got Petey and Sweetie are red bones, and Pedro's just a coon hound, plain coon dog.
And there's no long hair one, so we got a fence jumper for sure.
There's like four.
And then, man, monkey.
I mean, it looks like a St.
Bernard.
Her hair is so long, so we got a fence jumper.
Oh, definitely.
I remember there's a park near me out in the middle of nowhere, believe it or not.
It's a really nice park.
It has really beautiful oak trees.
Before the hurricane hit, it looked like Jurassic Park or Lord of the Rings or something there.
It was so nice.
But I remember one day, and my fence line, I have a neighbor or two between, you know, my whole property's fenced in.
And I just like went outside.
It was right before dark.
And there's like six dogs sitting there in the fence.
All of them looking in, you know.
And I forgot.
I said, oh my god, she's in heat.
I forgot.
So, and then I could hear everybody at the park, Fluffy!
Fluffy!
John Boy!
John Boy!
So everybody's over there, all their dogs disappear.
And so, one of them, I mean, you know, there's foxes.
Yeah.
Man, I almost hit a fox coming over here to do the show, though.
Man, right out in front of me.
Huge, huge fox.
Oh my gosh.
But, you know, they dig under my property a lot.
I got several foxes that come in my property every night.
So there's little holes you can get under.
So I think a big fluffy...
Dog jumped the fence or something because monkey don't make any sense.
Look at that.
Oh my gosh, he is just so, so cute.
Look at the fur.
It's a female.
That's a female.
Monkey's a female.
Yeah, I have one of them huge couches that, you know, on one of the ends, it's just like another couch long ways that you can just kick back.
And I don't watch a lot of TV, but at the end of the day, after I've worked 14 hours, I like to kick back and maybe watch it for 15 minutes.
But that's where she sleeps now.
So she eats, runs around the house, and then she's learned to climb up there, and that's her spot.
And so she sleeps right there.
And any other dog trying to get up, she snaps at them.
Oh, she wants to be with Dad.
She won't let them up.
She pushes them.
She wants to be with Dad.
She pushes them off the fort like a ladder.
I'm pushing you.
You can't come up here.
It's hilarious.
Well, I thought this was just adorable and I have to play it from Jackie at Jackie1321.
This pretty much sums it up.
And when I saw it, I just died laughing.
Yeah, this was funny.
Check this one out.
All my pants.
This is what's going on at the Cat Turd Ranch.
Oh my gosh.
Look at this.
The Cat Turd Bunch.
Where's Hip Turd?
There he is.
Hip-turns Alice.
Hip-turns Alice.
I think so.
Oh my gosh, that was so well done.
Great job, three-hour tour.
Somebody was like, somebody emailed me, hey, I got plenty of money.
If you'll just keep, you got a really big place, you know, just, I'll pay for all your food for life if you just keep the dogs.
No, I'm not keeping 13 dogs, free food or not.
13 dogs, man, there ain't no way.
I don't know, that's a great deal.
That's a great deal.
They'll take care of them for life.
Why not?
I don't know.
I think you're going to have a harder time than you think you're going to have.
I've found some...
The people that I'm...
The more land you have...
The more likely you're getting a puppy.
Because I want them to have land to run around on.
And they're coon dogs.
They're not labs.
They're not indoor dogs.
And they don't like, I'm a lab.
Everything's cool.
I mean, they bark like a wolf.
I mean, I'm scared they're going to drive these people nuts because it's never had a coon dog before.
So I'm just trying to tell everybody, look, these are coon dogs.
They're different than any dog you'll ever know because of their sense of smell.
They're, you know, they're bred hunters.
They're bred for outdoors.
They're not indoor dogs.
They're bred for the Cat Turd Ranch.
I mean, really, when you look at all the boxes.
I think they're the best dogs in the world.
But of course, I mean, a lot of people can't handle them.
And why do I find them starving and abandoned all the time?
Why is it always a coon dog?
Why don't they ever find a, you know, a German Shepherd running down the road?
It's because people abandon them because they're hard to deal with.
But, man, they're so loving and so, I mean, they're the most loyal, best dogs in the world.
I wouldn't own anything else now that I've spent eight years getting used to their ways.
Well, and that's the other thing is that that's why people don't want to move them because you understand these dogs.
You understand what they need.
And, I mean, you're right.
It's going to take a particular person that knows how to take care of them.
You are that guy.
Well, I'm down to four right now, so...
There's four that I really want.
I know I can't have them all, so it's going to be a tough decision.
Oh, boy.
Well, I know you'll make sure.
I am down to four that I really, really want.
And then Socks didn't even make that list.
I mean, everybody can't make the list.
Really?
It's impossible.
Yeah, Socks didn't even make my final four.
Do you want to tell us what your final four are?
Socks is cool as hell, too.
Man, it has one cool female dog.
Oh, I love Socks.
I think Socks is fabulous.
Yeah, my final four, though, I'll just tell you, are Batman, Wiggles, Monkey, and Little Female Pedro.
Oh my goodness.
That's a perfect variety there.
I mean, really.
You have one in every color.
Monkey's the one I'm really attached to.
I can just tell you right now I'm keeping Batman.
I was supposed to announce it Friday, but that's the only one I know I'm keeping.
And that's the one everybody wants.
Like, I want Batman or I want this one.
I can't even tell you anything because I don't know which one I'm keeping yet.
But I might just keep one, to be honest with you, because I need a life, and that'll give me five dogs still.
I've got other dogs I've got to take care of.
Yeah, they take care of themselves too.
But also, I see Sweetie and Petey, how they are.
I just found them.
I wasn't going to keep them.
I know.
But they play all day, and they're easier with two than one.
If it was just one...
And then I try to tell these people, too, that coon dogs, they're pack animals.
So the more dogs they have around, the happier they are.
They're like wolves, you know?
They're a pack animal.
So, you know, just having one dog, and it's just a coon dog.
I had it before.
I had Pedro for years without another coon dog, and he'd break out and try to find other dogs.
It was a nightmare.
As soon as Smiles came, and he never tried to get out again, you know?
He was happy as hell just to have a buddy.
That was it.
That's what he needed.
That's right.
Well, they do.
I mean, they can take care of themselves, too.
I mean, obviously.
And so, I don't know.
Everybody in the chat room is rooting for four.
They're saying four.
Yeah, I don't know.
And then my fox, my steer just says socks would be cool for Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Everybody's got it all worked out for you.
Yeah, I mean, I could change my mind by Friday, too.
You will.
It's hard to get rid of.
And, you know, you want to say I love them all equally, but you really don't.
You have favorites.
I mean, it's just the truth.
Right.
But they're all cool as hell.
All of them would make great pets.
They're all funny as hell.
The one I used to call, I call Pirate now, I used to call him Three Hearts because he's got three little hearts on his back.
But oh, him and Mau Mau, every time he comes out now, my cat, Mau Mau, they chase each other.
It's hilarious.
I got to get it on film.
But the one reason I don't post it is because people will be like, you know how people are.
Your cat's going to kill that dog.
You should keep him ready for that.
We're giving some disease, you know.
I mean, I can't do anything right with some of these people.
I know.
But man, that Mau Mau loves them too.
He just like looks around for that cat.
It's the weirdest thing.
And then he finds them and they chase each other.
It's hilarious.
Well, that's the thing.
They've become accustomed to one another.
And that's what's so great about a puppy being introduced to a cat and that she's accepted him.
I mean, there's a bond there.
Because cats normally, when they're grown, they don't like dogs under any circumstance, whether they're small or whether they're large.
My other cats.
My other two cats.
It's not that they like them or dislike them.
They basically just don't exist to them.
When they're out, they jump up.
They got these high places they go to on some cabinets and stuff.
And they just set up there until they get put back up.
And they just won't have nothing to do with them.
You know, they don't hate them.
They're not mean to them.
But then everybody's living in harmony.
I don't know why you would even break up this party.
Oh, Mau Mau loves them.
Mau Mau loves them dogs.
That cat loves them dogs.
You're going to end up with all of them.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I've already committed two already out, so I'm pretty sure I got a good candidate for fatty.
So everybody's like, keep fatty.
Fatty's cool as hell, too, man.
But, yeah, I got somebody I'm talking to now with a bunch of land.
That's got other dogs that he could roam around.
I'm going to find good homes for him.
I know you will.
The reason I might not keep...
There's some that I just don't think would fit with my other dogs.
I've only got one Pedro puppy and I love her.
She's the sweetest.
By far, of the dogs, the little black one.
She is the sweetest little thing.
She'll make the best.
Now, she would be, I think she could be an indoor dog, anything you wanted, because she just is just kick back sweet, you know, just kick back.
And I'm not sure that would work.
You've got to be kind of aggressive when you're around my dogs.
I've got three alpha males, and sweetie beat all their asses.
They fight for physicians, so I think she could be too passive for the group.
I don't know.
She can always find her vigor when she needs to.
I'm not keeping four, so y'all forget it.
Are you seeing this?
Everybody started to say, hey, Jules, don't side with him.
So now they're coming after me.
Oh, isn't that cool?
Isn't that cool?
The one that looks like him and the one that looks like Miles more.
I love that.
Oh my gosh.
I put it side by side.
It is so great.
It is so great.
Here it is.
There you go.
That's as big as I can show them unless I go.
Here they are as Smiles and Pedro.
And then you've got the little mini-me's right behind.
How cute is that?
Oh my.
Yeah, they're just so hard to get rid of.
This has been such a great thing for you.
And for us.
And for us.
Y'all don't have to not get to sleep and clean up the crap.
Y'all just get the cute little fuzzy pictures.
We get the pictures.
Yes, we're all grandparents for a day.
We get to get them back.
Don't shit on that!
Don't shit on that!
Quit eating that!
Quit eating that!
Stop!
Don't crawl over there!
Where are you at?
I mean, I've got boxes taped together around everything they can go under, and they still find a way to get lost somehow.
Try to keep up with nine puppies that are just learning how to run.
It's hard to do.
I think you're doing great.
And they'll eat anything.
I literally have to sweep the floor when I let them out to the house because I don't care if a cat was eating a piece of cat food and dropped it.
They're going to eat it.
And another thing, they're supposed to be on puppy chow before you give them away.
So I've been making them gruel.
So gruel, you just take that puppy chow.
Basically, I take three cups and I put it in hot water.
Um, in the blender, let it set for 10 minutes to get soft and just fill it all with the top of water basically.
And then, um, and then just blend it for a couple of minutes and it just makes us warm.
By then it's warm gruel, you know, and they just love this stuff, man.
A breeder told me to get this kind cause it's like cracked puppies and it really is.
But I got a big bag, which I kind of transferred into a little bag, and I was scooping it out, and one of them kind of hit my elbow, jumped up and hit my elbow, and the puppy chow went all over the floor.
And them little suckers were like piranhas.
Of course.
I mean, they'd come after that.
I was like, oh my God, they're going all choked to death.
And they were chewing that stuff in the dust in five seconds.
They can already eat that crap.
Of course they can.
I mean, they ate it.
Of course they can.
If they've got little teeth, they can eat it.
Sure, they'll figure out a way.
They have their canines.
They have four canines.
They're sharp.
They can draw blood if they bite you, man.
They've got some sharp ass teeth.
They're bigger than my little guy.
That's just what I can't believe.
I really cannot believe that.
Socks is six and three quarters pound now.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, that's just real.
Batman's six pounds now.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, they're big dogs now.
Yeah, man.
They're getting big.
Well, they're going to be, you know, not this two weeks from the Saturdays when I'm going to start setting up people to come get them.
Wow.
So, I mean...
I already got somebody set up to get brownie.
I already got somebody set up to probably get fatty now.
So, they're going...
They're going quick.
Well, some people had asked me, because I'm always making a reference on how much smaller my little puppy is compared to yours, and so I promised I would show him.
This is handsome, everyone.
Lordy mercy.
This is my little handsome, and this is him.
He's cute.
He's a cute little guy, and I just have such a good time.
Can't believe it.
No shoes?
No shoes.
No, he was inside.
He was on his little fluffy, I call it the Russian hat.
It's this little donut that he sits in.
He loves it.
It's like his own little chair.
Anyway, on that note, I gotta get up off here.
I know you do.
I know you do.
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