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Catturd is back - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 5/2/2022 - Ep. 74
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey, Cat!
Hey, hey, hey.
How are you, sir?
I made it.
I made it.
Oh my gosh.
Again, no one is happier to see you than me.
I don't think there's any question.
I think everyone here can basically vouch for that.
There's no question.
But, you know, this weekend, I have to start off with this.
You were supposed to be resting, but you were all over the place.
I mean, you want to talk about Cat Turtles Back.
This started on Friday.
And it just escalated into the weekend.
You were busy doing all kinds of stuff this weekend.
Stirring it up big time over there on Twitter, I saw.
Well, I was still resting.
I was just like, you know.
Laid back in the recliner on my phone.
Stirring up shit around the world.
Horizontal instead of vertical.
Stirring up shit.
Stirring up shit around the globe.
You were enjoying yourself, but I don't blame you one bit because as a result, oh my gosh, for those of you that don't know, Cat Turd was retweeted.
The only second tweet that he has retweeted someone...
Retruthed.
Retruthed, sorry.
Sorry about that.
Thanks for the correction.
And you were it.
And we can take a look at that tweet.
Truth.
Truth.
Here we go.
There it is.
Joe Biden is going to fly gas-guzzling Air Force One almost 3,000 miles to Seattle today to sign an executive order about climate change.
You can't make this shift up.
It's hard for you to say shit.
It is just awful.
You know what?
People laugh and make fun of me all the time.
They say that I whisper it and that it goes, like, if I have to say it, which last week I did, I, like, lower my volume to where...
Jules hates to curse and I curse like a sailor, so there you have it.
I have to watch, you know.
I'll be dropping F-bombs.
Oh, my.
No tomorrow.
So I try to not do it.
Oh, it's fun, too, though.
I mean, it's better when you do it than when I do it.
But I was teasing you over there because you did not stop.
I said over on Getter, Cat Turd 2 is supposed to be resting.
Okay, so you started this whole thing.
This was about AOC and Elon Musk.
Oh, yeah.
And you started the trend.
AOC loves Elon.
Oh, my God.
I forgot about that.
Tell us about that one.
Oh, I don't know.
I just decided to do it.
Somebody actually sent it to me.
I won't take credit for that.
Oh, it's fabulous.
They were like, Cat Tur, do this thing.
I said, okay, I'm on it.
Oh my gosh, because he was so funny in his response.
So she started with tired of having to collectively stress out what explosion of hate crimes is happening because some billionaire with an ego problem is Unilaterally controls a massive communication platform and skews it because Tucker Carlson or Peter Thiel took him to dinner and made him feel special.
Well, Elon Musk says, stop hitting on me.
I'm really shy.
Her talking about somebody with an ego is hilarious.
She's probably one of the most egotistical narcissists ever to live.
I mean, she loves her some her.
She's 32 years old now.
She talks like, let me talk like a 12 year old girl.
God, she's a moron.
She is.
She's kind of like that.
Everything she says is so dumb.
She's kind of like that 50 year old, right?
That exposed libs of TikTok.
Right?
The 49 year old.
She tries to play child.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What is it with liberal women, man?
Try to.
Dumb themselves down to being a 12-year-old.
It's ridiculous.
It really is.
And so you started this whole thing.
And I'm looking at it and I'm going, oh my gosh, there he goes.
And you even have Debra Lynn.
AOC loves Elon.
I love Elon.
And one of these...
There's thousands of them.
Oh my gosh.
It was just...
It was amazing the way it took off.
I mean, it did.
I thought it was great.
So you had that and then you had other things like things owned by Elon Musk, which I thought was so funny because it's so true.
And one of them, of course, is AOC. This is from Grand Old Memes.
Yeah.
Tesla, Twitter, SpaceX, and then you have AOC there, right?
There's that worried face at the border.
Doesn't seem like she's that worried about the border anymore though, does it?
She can't fake cry anymore.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
It's really interesting.
It's awesome now that, you know, we're on Twitter and we have Elon Musk tweeting out, and he's basically the new Trump.
And it's just like, God, things he was saying today, he was dogging out NBC. And then now Trump's over on truth, truthing or posting.
So now we got both of them.
So I'm going back and forth.
I was just kind of hitting running on truth for a while, but now that Trump's over there and posting every day, I check it a million times more because I just want to see what's happening.
That is so awesome.
I tweeted today to Devin Nunez over there today, and he got right back to me, which was he answered me.
Well, of course.
I, of course I believe that.
I mean, honestly, they should hire you.
I think Twitter, I think they should, you should go with the, you know, with the, may the best man win.
Because you would be such a benefit to Twitter and you would also be such a great benefit to truth.
Honestly, no one does it better or understands it better than you.
And they do.
They have like a huge communications problem over there.
I mean, you had to actually ask the question to them.
And so here's the answer.
At the end of May, we will launch PWA web browser.
This will allow access from any device.
After that, we will launch an Android app pending approval from Google.
So what that means, a lot of people aren't getting it.
They're like, oh, I still can't use it if I got an Android.
No, you can.
Once they access any device, that means any device, you can use whatever your computer is, whatever your phone is, you can access it.
You just don't have an app.
A lot of people don't even have apps.
I don't even use the Twitter app.
The only reason I use the Truth app is because it's the only thing available.
Gab doesn't even have an app.
So once they get the browser and all that ready, By the end of the month, you'll be able to get on Truth if you want to get on Truth from any device on your computer.
And hopefully they'll get the Android app so you can actually have an app to get on.
But you can still get on if you have an Android.
I mean, it's just to me, for some reason, I don't get on with apps because the regular web version to me always runs better.
I can just do it quicker.
It's just like the apps just should run better, but to me they don't.
Well, you know, I'm used to it now with Gab.
At first I didn't understand it, but since then I've gotten very used to the whole idea of just typing in Gab, and if I keep it, it stays in my browser, and so I don't even have to worry about it.
I just pull it right back up.
It's not a big deal.
It's not an extra step of any sort.
It's basically just like an app.
It's almost the exact same, so I don't know why people get so hung up on the apps for, because you can just save it, put it in your favorites, and it's done.
You go right to it when you hit it off your phone or whatever.
And I don't work for them or get paid, by the way.
I'm just passing some information on that I got today.
I couldn't believe he retruthed me.
I mean, we've been waiting for Trump, and I was just like over there, and I was looking through it, and I had to look at it like six times.
I said, did he...
Retweet or retruth me?
And I just got going back.
I said, man, I think he did.
He did.
That was crazy.
Oh, I don't think so.
I was expecting it.
That's what's so funny about you.
I think we all expect it.
Except for you.
It's like news to you, but not to us.
Of course.
Of course you were retruthed.
I'm not even a blue check mark on Twitter.
Oh, but you are on truth.
They know where the value is.
And before too long, I would not be surprised.
And it's going to, as you say, ruin your street cred.
They'll never do it on Twitter unless the new people come in because they hate my guts.
I don't know, though.
You can't even put cat turd in the search bar.
I don't even come up.
I mean, not only have me shadow ban, they got me shadow everything.
Right.
But in six months, once he completely takes over, I think you're going to see it.
Go in there and fire all the brats.
Man, these people are spoiled.
Little children, brat, little rich kids.
That's what's running the show.
They're these spoiled, little, just trust fund baby brats running that company.
It's true.
Well, that's why it was destroyed.
I mean, no one was using it anymore.
They know because of that.
That is how it has suffered.
And that's why Elan kept saying, we have to do something about this because, look, truth is even higher on the Apple apps than anyone else.
Real quick, I just want to do a shout out to Proudly Deplorable 2.
Just donated to the show and he says, best podcast anywhere.
And he's right.
I enjoyed this so much coming on with you, with all of the news last week and then just everything that we've covered.
But I have more news for you.
Last Thursday after the show, because you don't know any of this, we haven't been able to talk, we got 100,000 downloads on our podcast alone.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Let's make it a million, people!
That's right.
Download it up.
How cool is that?
So I wanted everybody to know this.
This was last Thursday.
We got this congratulation, and it's from Podbean.
So everything that we put on Apple iTunes and Amazon and all those different, Spotify, we got 100,000 downloads.
So that was really exciting for us.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, everybody.
Oh, Will Smith, don't come slap me.
Yeah, no kidding.
Well, he's in rehab, the slap rehab in India.
He's in slap rehab.
Right?
So that's where he is.
But there were a lot of things that actually happened, and a lot of people are talking about you being appointed as the new Twitter CEO. This one was fun.
Yeah, we put cat...
I got that started this weekend.
I forgot about that, too.
That's what I mean.
You did not have that.
It got up to about number three or four in the country.
They hate it when I do that now, so they get rid of it if they can, or they try to combine it with something else and bury it.
This is so funny.
I loved it.
And it's so funny because you were supposed to be resting and I saw you over there just kicking up all kinds of litter.
And I was laughing so hard because you were at your finest this weekend.
And I have to say, I really think that President Trump's retweet must have sparked something deep within because all of a sudden you just went wild.
Yeah, I mean, it's not like I'm up running a marathon and doing squat thrust, you know, and weed eating my property or something.
I mean, I'm just sitting there on the phone and I get bored, you know.
I usually, I'm an insomniac.
I pretty much just do things, you know, 18 hours, 20 hours a day.
So just to sit around, getting in my purview.
Yes.
But yeah, I've lost 17 pounds in nine days, so I'm pretty weak.
I bet.
I mean, that was not a little thing that you went through.
That was quite an ordeal.
It's still going to be another couple of weeks before I get back to normal, I think.
Two or three.
At least.
Yeah.
Man, if you've never not eaten for five and a half days, try it sometime.
And I ain't talking about when you're having surgery or something and you're all screwed up on pain pills and you don't even know where you're at.
I'm talking about just sitting in bed and not eating or drinking water for five days.
You're watching the Food Network, no less.
Yeah.
I had a guy.
That guy had it on the Food Network.
Those two TVs are basically side by side.
Another guy had it on the Food Network the whole time.
Dude!
I don't want to see nobody cooking any more Chateaubriand and Fettuccine Alfredo over there, man.
Please, help a brother out.
Oh my gosh, yes.
It just makes it way worse, especially when they're saying, no, no, no, not for you, and somebody next to you is being served.
We're going to make.
We're going to make.
Oh my God.
We're going to make swordfish almondine with dill butter.
With dill butter.
With dill butter.
Lemon butter sauce.
Oh God.
And I'm like, gosh, if I could just get a cracker, please.
Just one cracker.
I'll give you a hundred dollars for half a saltine.
Well, maybe in Florida they can, but I have a friend of mine that's in the hospital and I had to show my papers in order to go visit and I had to get a test in order to do that and all of that stuff to prove.
I didn't even wear a mask in the hospital.
I can't believe that.
The staff did, but I never wore one.
That's not the case here.
You had to show papers and show your card, and you had to even show your latest boosters.
It wasn't just that you had gotten the initial two japs, but you had to show the booster shots as well.
And if not, you had to go and buy a $126.
Because they work so well.
Yeah.
Right.
It was $126 to buy a kit to show that I did not have COVID. And so I can't see my friends.
Man, I don't like anybody that much to go visit them in the hospital.
I know.
If you're my friend and I have to do that, man, I'll catch you when you get out.
Yeah, I'll just watch your tweets.
Shoot me a text.
I'll see you on Twitter.
See how you're feeling.
That's how I gauge it.
But this was really cool.
Steven VoiceOver did this when we were talking about you being the new Twitter CEO. That was good.
Check this out.
Cat Turd, I seem to remember firing you.
You did.
I got another job.
Yours.
On whose authority?
Batman may have made the front page but Elon Musk got pushed to page 8.
What makes you think you can decide to put a cat in charge of Twitter?
I shall answer that, sir, if I may.
Master Elon purchased the remaining shares of Twitter this morning, and he would rather have a cat running things than a nest of bloody snakes.
Didn't you get the memo?
Didn't you get the memo?
I think it's great.
I think it's great.
And that's the whole thing.
I mean, that's really essentially what Musk did.
And he's getting all kinds of people that are talking out about it.
But like you said, NBC, all of these other people are talking.
But he seems to be completely resilient to it.
He knows what's going on here.
He's not intimidated at all.
He reminds me a lot of Trump.
It's like, so what?
They're going to talk.
Great.
Let them talk.
These people hate you and just say what you want.
This new Ministry of Truth from that ridiculous cartoon, Scary Poppins, whatever her name is, Scary Poppins.
So she is just, I mean, who gives a crap what she says?
I'm going to say what I want.
I'm going to say it when I want, how I want.
Everybody else do the same.
There's nothing they can do about it.
What are they going to do?
Arrest people for saying that the election was stolen?
What are they going to do?
Arrest people?
And they do.
I mean, they're going to lose in Supreme Court.
It's unwinnable.
It's unconstitutional.
It'll be defunded at some point.
It's just a joke.
Oh, it definitely is.
And especially when you're talking about the fact that these are the same people that were pushing a lie and covering up the truth all of these years.
Her, personally.
Yes, she herself.
I mean, it's...
She's a Russian truth, PP dossier truther.
Absolutely.
PP truther.
Piss truther.
You're a piss truther.
So here it is, and I think this is great, because you highlighted this, and what he's talking about, what Elon Musk is talking about, is this just came out.
NBC's May Durasin on Elon Musk.
If the neo-Nazi faction of the GOP expands in November, we may look back on this as a pivotal moment when a petulant and not-so-bright billionaire Casually bought one of the most influential messaging machines and just handed it to the far right.
How ignorant is this guy?
They're all dumb.
They are.
They know they're full of crap, too.
They just do it for money.
I mean, they're just scumbags.
Low lives.
They don't care.
As long as they get millions, they don't care who it hurts.
They don't care about lying.
They're just not good people.
They're really not.
And the thing about it is their messaging is dead because they have been lying.
They've been covering up.
They're done.
And it's over.
So what do they resort to now?
They have to physically go out there and cheat.
They're not going to be able to cheat enough now.
It's over.
That's right.
The mules.
I cannot wait to see DeSouza's new movie.
Not in the presidential election.
I've said this before, but I want to repeat it.
In a presidential election, they didn't cheat all around the country.
They just cheated in five states and big cities and just poured it on in there.
It's like Fulton County, Milwaukee, Philadelphia, and they just went to all these states and Detroit.
And they cheated.
They couldn't do it in Florida because DeSantis got a hold of it this time.
So all they have to do is change them five, you know, enough votes in those counties.
Well, all these counties that are dirty and cheating...
In the midterms, all these counties are already Democrat strongholds.
So if they can cheat all they want, Democrats are going to win all those districts anyway.
All of them.
So they have all these districts around the country that are Republican and Republican lenient out in rural areas.
They don't cheat.
They don't cheat like that.
They watch their crap.
So they don't play that game.
In the areas they need to cheat, which Republicans can win, it's going to be way harder.
It's not even going to be the same ballpark.
I'm not going to say they're not going to cheat.
I'm not stupid.
But it's not like the presidential election.
It's going to be tough.
It is.
Way tougher.
It's going to be a lot tougher.
And one of the things that I think everybody is really looking forward to is Dinesh's new movie that's coming out, I believe, this week.
2000mules.com.
Make sure that you go and check it out.
You can get all the details there.
They're going to try to hide that.
Oh, yeah.
And, you know, liberals won't even watch it.
They don't want to see the truth.
I mean, they got them busted.
Dead to rights in this movie.
My goodness.
I got invited to the red carpet premiere.
I know you did.
At Doral in Miami with Trump and Donessa D'Souza.
I couldn't make it anyway because I got some friends coming into town.
But man, I couldn't have done it now anyway.
But man, it was so nice of them to invite me and I was just stunned they even invited me to it.
Again, I'm not surprised.
Not at all.
The only person surprised here is you.
Real quick, we want to do a shout out for Silent Night.
He just donated to the show.
Thank you, Silent Night.
You're just amazing.
Multiple false crames by Shankowich.
It's what his message reads on there.
What does it say?
Multiple false claims by Shankiewicz, meaning this new Nina, this Shankiewicz cowwitz.
Yeah, Scary Poppins.
Yeah.
I think she's ruined Mary Poppins for the majority of us.
So Scary Poppins is a liar, a hack, an idiot, a moron.
She just, I mean, she's so predictable.
She's just like, might as well have Jim Psaki running it.
They're all the same.
They claim everybody else is lying when they're the liars.
I mean, she's an expert on disinformation.
You're an expert.
You're definitely an expert on disinformation.
That's the truth.
That's the only thing they're saying is true.
She's an expert on disinformation.
Definitely.
Because she runs it.
Queen of lies.
That's right.
Well, I think it's great because Ilan comes back and he says, NBC basically saying Republicans are Nazis.
And then he says, he comes back to say, same organization that covered up Hunter Biden laptop story had Harvey Weinstein story early and killed it and built Matt Lauer, his rape office.
Lovely people.
Yeah.
God.
I'm telling you, he's giving Trump a run for his money, isn't he?
Isn't this fun?
We went from nothing.
I mean, seriously, it's been so boring on any kind of social media to these two working in tandem, and not even together.
But we have them both now.
Yeah, when he said, I tweeted under when he said that they're calling Republicans Nazis.
I said, we're not the ones that just formed the Ministry of Truth that would make Hitler proud.
That's it.
It's true.
Who did that?
Who's forcing mandates?
Speaking of Nazis, who's forcing masks?
Who's forcing lockdowns?
Who's forcing mandates?
And that's exactly what they want to do now.
Forcing medication down your vein.
Who's setting up a ministry of truth just like Hitler?
Democrats.
Democrats.
Constantly.
It was all Obama.
I knew when Obama got up and gave his little disinformation speech, they were about to do something.
I knew it as soon as he said it.
I said, oh, they're about to do something stupid.
Oh, definitely.
And that's the thing, is that you know exactly where it's coming from.
And it is Obama.
Obama is the front man.
He's the big guy.
He is the big guy.
That's not who we are.
That's not who we are.
No, it's not who you are.
I'm exactly that.
That's it.
Here he is.
Now, the good news is, is that almost all the big tech platforms now acknowledge some responsibility for I believe they are sincere in trying to limit content that engages in
hate speech, encourages violence, or poses a threat to public safety.
They genuinely are concerned about it.
They want to do something about it.
Moron.
While content moderation can limit the distribution of clearly dangerous content, it doesn't go far enough.
Yeah.
You're bringing in the government.
That's it.
Anyway, thank you, guys.
Should Americans be worried about inflation, sir?
The wrong one.
But yeah, I mean, that's the problem.
That's what we're up against.
It's hard for me to even listen to that idiot talk, man.
I had enough of that for eight years.
Well, that's how they plan.
The big pauses.
That's how they plan on winning it.
Such a fake.
Oh, they are.
And they want to bring back COVID, of course.
I mean, they've already tried this before.
And they were incredibly, well, they were unsuccessful in the fact that Hillary Clinton lost to President Donald Trump.
And now that everybody knows who they are, we know what to look for.
We know what to expect.
But the whole disinformation campaign, Hillary Clinton was promised that election.
I truly believe that to this day.
And Politico, I saw that on your page you were talking about a Politico article.
And how they're getting back involved in all this stuff.
And this is Glenn Greenwald.
The worst, most egregious, and most nefarious official U.S. disinformation campaign in years was the pre-election CIA lie that the authentic Biden emails were Russian disinformation.
It was led by liberal outlets CNN, Politico, Natasha Bertrand, Huffington Post, Mother Jones, Intercept.
That was not the most egregious.
The most egregious happened in election day when they stopped counting votes and then started pouring in all Joe Biden votes in the middle of the night when he was winning by 600,000 here, 300,000 here with 85% reporting, 500,000 here with 85% reporting, and then suddenly, magically, they all quit counting and 99.99% Three million ballots came in in five states for all Joe Biden.
Just Mark Joe Biden and no other candidate.
Exactly.
That's when they had to put on the manual.
Give me a break.
We all know what happened.
They cheated.
Yeah.
That's when they had to do the manual steal.
I mean, they were doing all of this.
I mean, this is what's so interesting because I've been going through all of my files of, you know, during the whole...
We've talked a little bit about what happened to me.
Well, those were the same people that were doing it then.
Politico.
Okay, so this article was published.
It's the one I refer to on February 20th, 2019.
This is the one that Hillary Clinton actually tweeted out.
Sustained and ongoing disinformation assault targets dim presidential candidates.
This was heading into the 2020 presidential elections.
They were already concerned about these people being targeted, and that's when they started talking about the 200.
You even had people like Rush Limbaugh, who was talking about the 200.
You know what's so sad about this whole thing?
Is that we're the ones...
The people are the ones trying to get the real information out.
All right?
It's not the Republican Party.
They have no spine whatsoever.
They're in on it.
Exactly.
It was us that they were targeting as a result of it.
And so you had all of these different organizations that were reporting on this particular incident because that was the first time they had actually targeted Americans for talking about things on their social media accounts.
You don't think Fox News was in on it?
They called Arizona with three votes counted.
Exactly.
One, two, three.
Done!
Biden wins Arizona!
Exactly.
Exactly.
I mean, here it is.
It's the same conversation.
She put this out February 20th, 2019.
Politico reports today a wide-ranging disinformation campaign Aimed at Democratic 2020 candidates is already underway on social media with signs that foreign state actors are driving at least some of the activity.
This is the lie.
This is another lie that has been proven wrong.
But this is when they started to really focus in on social media and the power of the American people and our voices.
And this is when they started to want to shut those down.
It's really incredible.
Did you see Marjorie Taylor Greene rip her Republican primary a new one?
Oh, my God.
Wasn't that fantastic?
I've got the clip right here.
Check it out.
Yeah, watch this.
Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Of course, Mitch McConnell and them, they don't support her.
They're trying to get all their money into this rhino, one that's bought and sold already.
My special interest.
This is the woman they're trying to get.
The Republican Party, we got one person representing the people up there the right way.
Not one, but some.
But we got one that really does.
Marjorie Taylor Greene.
And what does the Republican Party do?
Try to get rid of her primary.
Of course.
Because she don't toe the line.
That's it.
And that's why we need a lot more of her.
Here she is.
They think she's embarrassing.
Really, they're embarrassing.
They're horrible.
Question is for Jennifer.
Money says a lot about people.
And on your FEC reports, you've received most of your donations from RINOs in Washington, lobbyists and Democrat donors.
Also, PACs are funding you that are bankrolled by Reid Hoffman, which is a mega Democrat, mega donor, billionaire, who donates $25 million to communists like Nancy Pelosi and Stacey Abrams.
And then next week, you're having a fundraiser with Senator Bill Cassidy, who is a Trump impeachment voter, which is very offensive to most of our voters in northwest Georgia.
So my question for you, Jennifer, is are you going to continue to be sold out to the swamp before you've even had an election?
Are you going to give that money back and cancel that fundraiser with Trump impeachment voter Bill Cassidy?
Because I'm highly offended.
I am endorsed by President Trump, and our district still supports him.
So are you going to give all that money back?
Well, let me clarify first and foremost that the individuals who are supporting me aren't supporting me because they know me.
They're supporting me because they know Representative Greene.
Thank you.
You know, Jennifer, the only donations I take are from people.
I don't take money from lobbyists or corporate PACs.
And I represent the people of Northwest Georgia.
And for you to sit here and parade yourself as a conservative Republican and claim that you'll support President Trump, you better cancel that fundraiser you're going to have next week, because that's a senator that voted to convict President Trump after the House Nancy Pelosi impeached him.
And shame on you.
The only people that want you in Washington are the Washington insiders, the lobbyists that you're already trying to work for, and the Democrat donors like Reid Hoffman, who funds communists like Nancy Pelosi in states.
We have to move on now.
I'd like to report a police.
I'd like to report a murder.
9-1-1.
Wow.
I'm talking.
That woman didn't know what hit her.
She hit her with all that truth.
She's just sitting there with, live here against green, not for me.
Is that all you got to say?
You just got completely thrashed.
Absolutely.
It was glorious.
I could watch that clip again and again because that's who she is and that's what we need.
So I loved what they said when they put out this tweet.
They're not sending their best.
No, they definitely are not.
They just think that you are going to vote for whoever this clown wants you to vote for.
And Mitch McConnell and his rhino friends would rather see a Democrat like Biden be president than a Republican like me.
These are the words of President Trump.
He rips McConnell and disgusting D.C. rhinos who hate Trump and his voters.
It's happened over the weekend, but it's true.
It's true.
Screw McConnell and Lindsey Graham and all of them.
I can't stand them just as much as I can't stand Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer.
They're no different to me.
I agree.
They're bottom feeders.
They're liars.
They do everything.
They only care about Republicans on vote time, just like Lindsey Graham begging for money and then backstabs you just as soon as he gets in.
Backstabs you, man.
I mean, on everything.
All of it.
I mean, these are the things that aren't making headlines.
And that's the fact that you've got people like George Soros, who is dumping $750,000 into Wisconsin midterms as Democrats gear up for the steal.
Okay?
Here it is.
What she was just talking about, the donors and the donations and where they're coming from.
Check out all of this.
$750,000.
They might as well just take big old barrels of money and go to their toilet, man, and start flushing it down.
That's it.
I'm telling you, the, I mean, Biden who, I mean, Biden, Democrats who usually get 75% of the Hispanic vote.
I mean, Hispanics are now like 62% going for Republicans.
Just that right there, you can't win.
Right there.
Not counting the black vote or the young people banning and Biden by the millions.
I mean, they're going to get shellacked.
It's going to be crazy.
I think so, too.
I think we're in for a really good time come midterms, but it's not going to be enough.
We're going to have to keep on this.
We're never going to be able to let up.
All the primaries are this month, by the way.
A lot of them, like Georgia in the South, I think Florida, Georgia, I can't remember all the states, but a lot of the Alabama, Tennessee, all the ones like down here in the South primaries are like in a week or two.
Yeah.
Or three weeks from now.
So, we're in the season.
This is it.
Right now.
So, here you go.
This is Wisconsin.
The Election Commission admits they have 7.1 million in the database, but only 3.6 million are eligible to vote.
All right.
So, why do you think they're targeting them?
The exact same reason why you've got, you know, the things going on here with, like, Alaska.
I mean, it's so bad that here you have the rhinos that aren't even standing up for those areas.
So rhinos and Democrats just stole future elections in deep red Alaska, and the Republican Party did not lift a finger to stop it.
So in the coming days, of course, we've been talking about the movie 2,000 Mules on the 2020 presidential election heist.
It will reveal about the thousands of ballots traffickers working in on all of the battleground states stuffed hundreds of thousands of ballots into the ballot drop boxes in order to steal the election from Joe Biden.
Well, basically, that's what they are allowing now in Alaska.
Everything that we should have learned, lessons learned from the 2020 election, they are allowing some of this stuff to happen.
So, according to Joel Davidson at Alaska Watch, Alaska's Division of Elections will not verify the authenticity of voter signatures on the ballots cast in the upcoming June 11th special statewide primary to replace Representative Doug Young.
And they go on to say there's no statuary authority to verify signatures, but voters will have to provide witness signatures.
This is according to a March 25th email from Alaska's Division of Elections.
Since this will be the first time Alaska has ever conducted a statewide mail-in election, okay, remember, this is what stole 2020.
Again, they're now doing this in Alaska, and the Republicans say nothing, nothing.
Why are they allowing that?
That's automatic Democrat now.
Exactly.
That's what it means.
They cheat like hell.
It's like sitting in the FBI. That's all they do.
That's all they do is cheat.
There goes the evidence.
It's the same example.
There shouldn't be any mail-in ballots.
The only exception should be military or disabled or doctor's excuse.
If you can make it to the polls, you should go to the polls.
And it's one day they should make it a national holiday where everybody's off.
And, you know, you get to go vote.
And then they count the votes like they always have.
You know, it's funny how before you could count all these votes three, four hours like Florida did.
Florida's got the third most popular state.
They counted their votes.
They were done by 8 o'clock.
They closed at 8 and they were done by 10 o'clock.
I mean, they took all their early ballots and counted them before.
So they would have, you know, plenty of time to get it out.
They still wouldn't call it.
Fox News, he was ahead by 600,000 with 99.9 and he still wouldn't call it.
That's right.
This is clear.
It's very obvious.
But see, they don't want us talking about any of this.
Especially now.
Not before midterms.
Not when they know that they're going to have a complete and total collapse.
I mean, You can't ignore what's been happening here.
I'm sorry.
It's true.
When you watch what they're actually saying, they're not even trying to cover it up.
That's what I don't understand.
I mean, seriously, are they that confident in their cheating abilities to where they don't even care what they say?
They don't know how to fight, though.
The Republicans are about to own the House because they're only down four votes or something or five.
So they're about to have a 50 or 60 person majority, which is basically, and they hold the purse string, so it's not like the president can just veto.
They can just not pass spending and just shut him down.
But they won't.
They'll say, oh, government shutdown, and they'll cave in two hours.
Or they don't know how to fight.
Here we have a commission on the January 6th that was the first time in history that Nancy Pelosi would not let Republicans put anybody on their side.
So it's just a partisan bull crap.
Then you have traitors, pieces of crap.
Ken Zinger and Liz Cheney going over there.
So there's Republicans on it.
There's Republicans on it.
No, there's not.
They have the Republicans they wanted to put on it.
So what you do is you go in there and you kick that committee out when you win.
They're gone.
We're going to do our own January 6th committee.
And no, we're not offering Democrats any house at the seat, just like they didn't offer us any houses at the seat.
Seats at the table.
They're not getting anything.
So we're going to put Jim Jordan on it, Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Every single person that they despise is the ones you put on it, just like they do.
To us.
And then you say, yeah, you call in the FBI, and you call in Ray Epps, and you call in Christopher Ray, and you hammer them for months about their role in it.
They'll be in control of the tapes now, the Speaker of the House.
You release all the tapes.
Just release them to the public.
That's how you fight, but they won't do it.
Guarantee you.
They'll do some committee, something about this and that that nobody cares about, pretend to do something and won't do shit.
Well, and that's why they want to get rid of people that will do something about it, like Marjorie Taylor Greene.
That's why.
I mean, they are after her in all ways.
They're not going to get her.
No, they're not even going to be close to it.
And they know it, too.
This is all for show.
But this is one thing I want to do.
I want to shout out again.
Wow.
All right.
So Patriot Lioness just donated to the show, and she says, greatest host team ever.
And then we also have another donation.
My goodness, it's going too fast.
Mother of Pearl donated again to the show.
My week will be cut short due to travel, but sending love to all.
Litterbox rocks.
Oh, you guys are so great.
Thank you so much for donating to the show.
This is great.
It'll help us with our monthly bills to produce it.
She is going to be on our show again, too, because I've talked to her recently.
Our messenger was messaging back and forth.
I know.
And she's definitely said she'd love to come back on the show.
We've had her on twice.
Yeah.
So every single time we have her own, though, it seems like she's at the Capitol and can only be on for a few minutes.
So I'd like to get her on, hopefully, for 15, 20 minutes next time.
I'll just say, hey, wait until you can be on for at least 15 minutes.
That's right.
And I think it's great.
I talked to her, the person that's her right hand.
Publicist?
Yeah, Nick.
I need a publicist, damn it!
And Nick was like, yeah, just let me know when we're ready to come on.
And so I was so excited.
I sent that to you immediately.
Like, okay, tell me when.
And I'm ready to go ahead and get her on because she's awesome.
People email, hey, if this is Cat Turd's people, can you tell him to...
I'm like, I am the people.
I'm running the show.
I got like Smiles and Pedro and the Turd Twins.
That's your posse.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's my, you know, you got to go through them.
Oh, you know, it's really interesting because we're coming up on such a landslide, I believe.
I mean, if it were to be conducted fairly, it's going to be an absolute washout, complete.
Watch Democrats cringe after Biden mutters six words that are going to haunt them in three months.
Here's Nancy Pelosi.
She's drunk, Losey.
That came from you.
Oh, God.
She is so drunk.
She's mystified.
She's mystified why Americans would blame Democrats for their inflation and gas prices crisis.
Why would we say that?
I'm mystified.
I'm mystified.
Burp?
Yep.
This is from RNC Research.
Check it out.
That check.
No, I don't think the Republicans are blaming Democrats.
I think they're blaming the oil companies.
They will blame all of us if we don't do something about other fossil fuels.
She's drunk.
They won't take that out on your side on the midterms, even if you pass this bill and prices don't get back.
Why would we say that?
I don't think what you're saying is making very much sense, frankly.
I mean, in all fairness, we're friends.
Candor is part of our friendship.
Oh, God!
Lordy mercy.
Yes, I know.
It's so bad.
God put the vodka down.
Oh, boy.
Did you understand?
And when she goes into a liquor store, the vodka bottles just start banging together, shivering, and they know they're done.
That's it.
That's off to the recycle bin.
She's so drunk.
She's slurring her words.
Yeah.
Man, we can't get anybody to make sense.
I mean, you got her drunk slurring her words, doing these weird hand gestures like she's conducting an orchestra.
And then she trained Kamala Harris, who's, you have your eyeballs!
You children will see the stars!
And you got an eye over here, then a nose, then an eyeball, and this is fun!
My God.
It's so bad.
And then the basement down, bumbling about whatever.
La La Land.
I mean, God, are you talking about?
That's the top three people in our country, running this country.
It's them three people who cannot even communicate.
It's so, so bad.
So here's VD. Space is exciting.
It spurs our imagination.
And it forces us to ask big questions.
Who am I? Who am I? Ask Willie.
He knows exactly who you are.
Willie Brown.
He knows exactly who you are.
Let's ask him.
Oh my gosh.
So here's that same guy.
Who am I? RNC Research puts this one out.
I'm not concerned about a recession, he says.
Well, he said the same thing about inflation.
We're already in it, people, in case you know.
Remember, we had a negative growth again.
We already had one two months ago.
Then they just come back and revise it like, oh, it wasn't negative 20.25.
It's 5% growth.
Right, just like the elections.
They come back in a few months and revise it, and that's what it was.
God, they're liars.
They just continue, and they will continue on.
Well, here he is with saying just that.
Sir, how concerned are you about a recession, given the GDP report today showed a contraction of 1.4% in the fourth quarter?
Well, I'm not concerned about a recession.
I mean, you're always concerned about a recession, but the GDP, you know, I fell to 1.4%.
Okay, he's not concerned.
That should make you feel better, right?
Well, you see him laughing and yucking it up at the correspondence dinner.
Of course I do.
You're talking about out of touch.
You're sitting there.
These people, nobody can afford anything right now.
People are hurting, and you're up there, and they're up there making fun of what a crappy president he is, and he's sitting there laughing.
Oh, the gas is up.
Inflation is up.
Groceries are up.
And then he's like, haha, that's so funny.
Let's junk it up with my millionaire friends.
Oh, yeah.
I see.
I mean, if you've ever seen the Hunger Games, it's those people at the Capitol.
That's what they are.
Gosh, it's so bad.
And here is the actual clip of it, because it was hard to even believe how out of touch they are.
I mean, meanwhile, don't forget, there were all kinds of incredible parties that went on in D.C. this weekend.
I mean, they were served not without just the finest of the finest.
And all of them, I'm sure, took their private planes to all of these events.
Check this out.
I think ever since you've come into office, things are really looking up.
You know, gas is up, rent is up, food is up, everything.
No, it really hasn't been a tough first year for you, Mr.
President.
Yeah, Trevor Noah thinks that's funny.
Biden thinks that's funny.
That guy's not funny.
Not even at all.
You see Jon Stewart, he tried to make a comeback, and it was just a bunch of hate crap.
Nobody would watch it.
Well, that's what's going to happen to all of them.
I mean, look at CNN+. I mean, look, we got 100,000 views.
He was the same way.
They didn't get that.
We get more views here on this little podcast than CNN+. And then Jon Stewart did his thing.
We get more views than him, too, on our little podcast.
Fun.
Oh, I love it.
Man, it's hilarious.
Because it ain't funny.
Nobody wants to tune into that hate.
That's why there's no liberal talk shows that are famous.
None.
Nobody wants to listen to that misery all the time.
Well, and they're not telling the truth either.
I mean, that's the other part of this whole thing.
Humorless misery.
I loved this part about DeSantis, though.
I mean, seriously.
He whacked them good when he was talking about...
Yeah, he honestly does not.
He owes them nothing.
And he just talks about it here.
And it's great because they tried to act like he was in the room and he wasn't.
That's what they tried to portray.
So breaking DeSantis' response to Trevor Noah's jabs at White House Correspondents' dinner.
I would never attend that.
For them to advertise me when that invitation was rejected by my office, that is a lie.
I mean, this is...
We're talking about they want to bring in...
You couldn't pay me.
They're sitting in there with no mask, and all their little servants are running around wearing masks.
I mean, these...
Right.
It's infuriating, and these people are horrible, bad people.
They don't care about anything.
They're all millionaires patting each other on the back.
I mean, it's just you couldn't pay me to go there.
Look, I'll just put my overalls on and go down to Big Bubba's keg party this weekend and grill out a half a hog.
You know what I mean?
You can't do that.
You're on a liquid diet.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying I can't right now.
If I'm going to throw a party, I'll go out in the woods with some of my buddies.
They'll grill a whole hog in the ground for two days, throw a couple kegs up there, and everybody will have a good time.
That's a party.
Who goes to these black pie things?
It's just not for me.
I get invited to them.
And I'm like, you know what?
It's just not me.
It's just not the way I am.
I know.
But there will be a day we'll see the cat arrive on the red carpet somewhere.
I'll be looking like I won't be in a black suit and tie.
I can guarantee you that.
I bet not.
It just isn't me.
It just isn't me.
Well, you don't have to.
I'll be like Duck Dynasty right behind them.
That's exactly what I would like.
And you'll be the most popular person in the room, too, no doubt.
Lord.
But I love this, because you've got the Ministry of Truth, all right, and here they are.
They have a party this weekend, and they're truly trying to act like DeSantis was there.
DeSantis responds to Trevor Noah's jokes, and here he is.
Check it out.
What's that?
Yes, sir.
Don't there any response to Trevor Noah's jabs at Florida and yourself, the sort of debate over whether or not you were supposed to have the correspondence center on?
So I would never attend that.
I have no interest in that.
I did not watch it.
I don't care what they do.
But for them to advertise me when that invitation was rejected by my office, that is a lie.
And so here they are saying how important they are, that they're somehow these paragons of truth, and yet there they are lying about something that is readily available.
Verifiable.
And so the idea that I was there is false.
The idea that I would have ever gone is false.
And why they would want to try to perpetuate a lie about that, I don't know.
But I think it just shows you why that cabal of people in DC, New York, are so reviled by so many Americans.
I think it's a reputation that's been well-deserved.
Yes?
Yeah.
I mean...
Yes!
He is just great.
He's not even going to put up with that stuff even for a second.
And nor should he.
It's really...
It's true.
Because they just lie, lie, lie.
He's going to be president one day.
That dude right there.
I completely agree.
If he can stay in good health, he's going to be president one day because he's just too good.
I mean, he's...
I mean, he's kind of Reagan-esque, man, to me.
I mean, he don't back down.
He's spoken good.
I mean, he does not care.
And he gets things done.
I mean, he does not play about getting things done.
That's the thing.
It's not rhetoric.
He just gets it done and then talks about it and then goes to the next thing.
Gets it done.
Nope.
You're not going to have five-year-old kindergartners talking to our kids about sex anymore.
Done.
Send it to the legislator.
Send it to the Senate.
I signed the bill.
Done.
What's next?
And that's how he does it.
And he don't care.
And by the time they're still complaining about that, calling him a bigot and a Nazi, he's on to the next thing where they call him a bigot and a Nazi.
And then he's on to the next thing where they're going to call him.
He don't care.
He's getting things done.
I mean, I'm telling you, it's a felony now.
If you get caught ballot harvesting, all that mail-in crap, ballot harvesting, it's a felony now.
It should be.
Five years.
It should be.
Just come try that bull crap in Florida.
They have their own police dedicated to it.
I'm telling you, if you don't live here, you just don't understand the change that's happening in this state.
It's just like...
People are walking around.
It's just like we're on our own country of freedom right now.
Everything's been open.
Our schools have been open.
There's no mask mandates.
Our beaches are full.
Our hotels are full.
Our property value's doubled.
Everybody's ignoring all the rest of the country, all the rest of the lockdown rules.
Nobody cares.
It's amazing.
It's totally different than California.
I listen to you and I just pause because I'm like, oh my gosh, after wanting to see my friend who's in the hospital this weekend, I'm thinking of everything that I had to go through.
You could have just walked in and saw me.
Nobody would have cared.
You just walked right up.
No mask.
Geez.
Unreal.
So this is what he was talking about.
Because see, look at how they, this is how, this is the great faith.
It's bad when the visiting person gets more tests than the person in the hospital.
I know.
We're going to give you more tests to go see than they're getting right now in the hospital.
Exactly!
That's what it amounts to.
Well, this is what Trevor Noah, and this is what DeSantis was referring to, just so everyone knows.
They were trying to mislead everyone into thinking that DeSantis was actually in the audience.
Check this out.
But run!
Ron is playing it coy, man.
He won't even tell people if he got the booster.
Yeah.
Or as they say in Florida, don't ask, don't tell.
Am I right?
I see you, Ron.
You see, what I like about Ron DeSantis is...
I see you, Ron.
Yeah.
You see that?
Trying to act like he's there.
That's right.
These are liars.
They're snakes.
They're deceivers.
Don't worry about it.
Look, just ignore these people.
They're so ridiculous.
Hey, look, Amazon, gone.
I mean, man, they lost $4 billion and a quarter.
That's a lot of money.
God, who else?
Netflix.
They just keep propping up.
I mean, they've literally woke flicks now.
We're going to give Obamas all the money.
We're going to give Markle and her boy toy all the money.
Right.
Harry.
Yeah, Harry.
Whatever his name is.
I got my balls in a pickle jar and alcohol on bed.
And Harry.
My God, dude.
Seriously.
And her.
Man.
Divorce that girl.
She got canceled on Netflix.
Divorce that freak.
Get your balls back.
Have them surgically reattached.
Go back.
Make up with your family who loves you and get away from her.
That's right.
She's toxic.
She really is.
They canceled her.
They canceled the Obama's.
They can't afford to pay all this wokey, wokey crap.
It's not selling.
Nobody wants to hear it.
People are sick of the transgender crap shoved down their throats 24-7, 365.
They're tired of it.
They've had it.
They don't want to hear it no more.
Just done with it.
It's not important.
It doesn't have anything to do with over 99% of people's lives.
It's not important to them.
They don't want to hear it.
They're trying to put food on the table.
They're trying to put gas in their car.
They're trying to raise their kids.
They're trying to do things families do to try to survive.
They're trying to pay their health care.
They don't care.
They don't care about your pronouns.
We don't care.
Well, they definitely cut this one out.
Meghan Markle's children's show amidst plunging subscribers.
They got rid of this one.
And I guess the name of the animated miniseries by Meghan Markle was called Pearl.
So that is a bust.
Pearl is gone.
That's a good thing.
Bye, Pearl!
So then you have over here.
Okay, the lies just continue.
Biden says, I think what you're seeing is enormous growth in the country.
Okay, no.
The economy shrank 1.4% in the first quarter.
This is the thing.
And they're the ones that want to have a ministry of truth?
Are you kidding?
CNN reports what Democrats think about Joe Biden.
Frustrated.
Disbelief.
Aggravated.
Discouraged.
Unsure.
Worrying.
Resigned.
Frightened.
You voted for this.
You've got this guy up here who can't even pronounce words.
He's up there with Nancy Drunk Losey.
And she's drunk.
Oh.
Oh, is this the one that was so bad?
Yes, this is it.
Watch this.
And Republicans say nothing.
As soon as he says that, every Republican should be hitting the mic going, we got to get this guy out.
He can't even pronounce a sentence.
This is ridiculous, embarrassing.
And just hammer it and hammer it and talk about it and talk about it.
They just do not know how to fight.
They just stand back and do nothing.
And that's the fault of McConnell and all these old school Republicans who have been up there too long.
They don't know how to fight.
And they just suck.
They're horrible.
Absolutely horrible.
Check this out and see if this looks like somebody that you would want running the country at any time.
Eliminate Stan.
Yeah.
Their hard work has played a critical role in ensuring Putin's strategic failure in Ukraine, and they should know that we know it.
In addition to this supplemental funding, I'm also sending to Congress a comprehensive package That will enhance our underlying effort to accommodate the Russian oligarchs and make sure we take their ill-begotten gains.
We're going to accommodate them.
We're going to seize their yachts, their luxury homes, and other ill-begotten gains of Putin's kleptocracy.
The guys who are the kleptocracies.
Good God.
This legislative pack has strengthens all law enforcement capabilities to seize property linked to Russia's kleptocracy.
Wow.
Holy fuck.
Wow.
I'm just totally gone.
Wow.
Unbelievably gone.
Yeah.
The dude's gone.
Way out there.
And you know what?
They're hiding from us, too.
They don't even want to come out.
And in fact, you have Mitt Romney, who is openly talking about the fact that he has to wear a disguise in public to hide from Trump supporters.
I'm sure he dresses up in drag.
I was hoping you would say that.
Yes, it's true.
That's what I thought, too.
I was like, oh my gosh, I'm going to have to start looking for this guy, the real evil dude.
Well, he wears mom jeans well, so he's halfway there.
But yeah, they're trying to act like we are a threat.
No, we're the ones that are paying the tax bills, okay?
We're the ones that you work for.
They've forgotten all about that.
Like he lives in Utah.
Give me a break.
He doesn't.
No.
Another fake situation there.
It's like Hollywood took over the whole political arena.
I mean, they lie constantly, right?
And that's what they're good at doing.
They just totally lie about absolutely everything.
And you don't have anybody that's going to stand up for us at all.
I mean, you've got a situation where you've got Biden who can't even pronounce a sentence, and now you have U.S. training of Ukrainian forces on German soul can represent entry into war with nuclear-armed Russia.
I mean, this is what Russia is now seeing as a, basically, you're engaged in a war now.
If you were going to be doing the training, if you're going to be Supplying all of this money and weapons and everything else.
And don't think that Nancy Piglosi, I saw what you wrote on there, isn't getting her 10%.
Oh my gosh, over there in Ukraine.
Yeah, they're supposed to be in Kiev or wherever.
And she's walking around in a pantsuit, no helmet, no nothing, like in a real war zone.
And she goes up to him, shakes her hand.
She's wearing a pantsuit, just like she normally wears to Congress.
I mean, something just smells about that whole thing, that photo op.
Something in the right.
A war zone where you could almost die, she wouldn't even be there anyway.
But to not even wear any war gear at all?
To walk in heels and a pantsuit and pearls and nothing?
Something ain't right, people.
Well, and look, you've got Adam Shifty Shift.
That's my representative right there, right arm in arm with her, right?
They're all there.
Don't tell me that they're not getting something on the side.
I mean, when I saw all of these...
How big is that green screen behind them is what I want to know.
Exactly.
My God, it just doesn't add up.
Yep.
It doesn't.
They're like, Trump would never walk over there.
Are you kidding me?
He walked across North Korea!
I mean, come on!
First place in history, man, with no backup!
What are you talking about?
With no green screen either.
Oh my gosh.
Well, our show is over.
Yeah, it's over.
It goes so quick.
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Just so everyone knows, we have not set up a donation button of any sort.
We do this because we love you and because we love doing the show.
But because there is a donation button that came with our Rumble channel, which I hope you all will definitely sign up for because Rumble is Is the new YouTube just better in every way?
Because your videos won't be taken down.
Follow us over there.
It's anti-communist YouTube.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, I'm so glad that they created this platform for us.
So anyway, it came with the channel.
So if you want to donate, you're more than welcome to do it over there.
But we don't have donation buttons or anything on our website.
Nothing like that.
We do this because we love doing it.
Anyway, please remember to like, share, subscribe, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live.
Be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
Bye.
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