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Elon loves Catturd - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 5/3/2022 - Ep. 75
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Today is Tuesday, May 3rd, 2022, episode number 75.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
What's going on?
Hey, hey, hey.
Another day.
Another day in paradise.
Oh my gosh, I would say.
You know what?
The sky's the limit, honestly.
Actually, beyond the sky.
Space is the limit, it seems like, for you.
Because for those of you that do not know, Elon responded.
Elon, I should say.
I call him Elon.
I don't know where you call him.
Elon Musk.
I have a friend named Elon that spells their name that way, and so that's why I can't get it out of my head.
Elon.
Elon does love Cat Turd, and that is actually the name of the show today.
And it is because Cat Turd put out a tweet.
This was on May 1st.
Twitter is back to shadow banning and removing followers of conservative accounts.
In case you were wondering at Elon Musk.
And then Elon Musk comes back and says, I saw you trending as Twitter CEO. Good Lord.
Good God.
I got up this morning about 4.30 or something.
And I always get up early.
And I was just like, I grabbed my phone.
I was like, text, text, text, text.
I looked at Twitter, 121 DMs.
I'm like, what in the hell has happened here?
Just blew up.
I know.
My first instinct is I must have got suspended.
That's my first instinct.
Yeah, that was a healthy thought because that's really generally what happens is I can't.
It really is.
It really is amazing, though.
I mean, it's just like I don't get stunned too often, but man, I was like, what the hell?
Oh, yeah.
And let's not forget that on Saturday, the second tweet that President Trump, I mean, truth that President Trump did over there on Truth Social was you also.
Unbelievable.
It is unbelievable.
So we have a little celebratorial.
So there's only one person in the world that got retweeted by Trump and shouted out by Elon Musk this week.
And that's you.
It's an old country redneck down here in the country in Florida.
That's ridiculous.
I think it should be.
It's ridiculous.
Oh, I don't think so.
I think it's very serious.
In fact, I was saying just yesterday on the show, remember what I said?
I said, I think that Truth and Twitter should start having a bidding war on you to take over their platforms because if anybody can do it, it's you.
I said it on this show yesterday, but we've been talking about it for a while.
Our kidding aside, they should have...
If you want to run Twitter fairly and you want to run something like that, especially when it comes to one of these social media free speech, quote-unquote, outlets, they should have...
Five or six conservatives, five or six libertarian accounts on Twitter, and then some liberal accounts, and everybody gets in a room and makes all the rules together and stuff.
They can't get along in conversations at a dinner party.
Are you kidding?
Can you imagine what that would be like?
They'd hate my guts.
I'd get five words in.
There's an old country accent.
He's a dumb hasty hick.
I can see it now.
I have three degrees from Berkeley.
I have a doctrine in this, a master's in this, a doctrine in this, and these are redneck.
I'm better than you.
I don't think so at all.
I think the more people get to know you and your personality, I think the more they're shocked.
I mean, a lot of people don't know that you did run a company before either.
I mean, that's something.
A lot of people don't know that you actually served Well I didn't run the company, I was just...
I was up there in the company.
Up there somewhere.
I run a company now.
Cat Turd, Inc.
That's it.
That's it.
And you're a writer and everything else.
So a lot of people do not know that there are many lives to the cat.
So no pun.
Well, pun intended.
Let's face it, when you're an insomniac and get a lot of shit done.
You do.
You absolutely do.
do so here is your celebratory little dance that Trump Girl 2020 put together for you isn't that awesome yeah Good Lord.
I know.
I know.
I got up and I saw all the memes and I'm just looking at them.
I was laughing early this morning.
Oh my God.
I'm like, this is so insane.
But anyway, it's been a, it's fun, you know, and it's good that he talks to, I mean, that's the thing about Trump.
Do you see any liberal blue check marks, any politician, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, do you ever see them?
Ever.
Ever.
Retweeting one of the little guys?
Ever.
Elon Musk is the same way.
He'll respond to anybody if he likes what they say.
And that's kind of like Trump was too.
You could be anybody.
You could have 300 followers and there was a chance Trump would retweet you and talk to you.
And that's the difference between people like them too and all these other elitist snobs.
Makes a huge difference, and that's why a lot of people were calling him the people's president, is because he talked directly to us, and he was just one of us, and we like that.
This other stuff, I don't know what language Biden is speaking.
I have absolutely no idea.
I've never heard it before.
He commented today about the...
We'll probably be talking about for the rest of the show, the Roe vs.
Wade leak and all that stuff today.
And I was listening to him.
I was like, what in the hell is he even talking about?
It's almost like he was agreeing with us.
Oh, yeah.
They grabbed him at the end.
They're like, come on, come on.
Stop talking, Mr.
President.
It's crazy.
Yeah, the resident doesn't know which side of the fence he's on.
It's because this isn't the first time he's flip-flopped on the issue.
Yeah.
Oh, 2012, trying to get in.
Oh, yeah.
2006.
Joe Biden.
All the way back.
So here it is.
Yeah, they just, they're just, they have no, they just, they'll say anything for power.
They don't believe in anything.
These people are evil.
They don't believe anything.
They have nothing they believe in.
Just anything.
They'll say anything.
They'll change their mind.
They lie.
It's just, it never, ever ends with these people.
Well, I mean, the thing about it is they're very confused about the whole issue that we have right now.
That's the thing.
They're just going to take it back to the states to decide.
That is all.
That is what it's about.
Nothing more, nothing less.
I mean, when you start thinking about the fact that these people are so into the government having this much control of our every single day life by federalizing it, Okay, federalizing everything.
Our elections, what we do with our bodies, all of this stuff.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
They have no idea they can still have abortions through states, and right now there are some states that are stepping up, and this is inevitable.
Right.
But, yeah, don't worry, you're still going to get to kill your baby, so you don't have to be all mad.
Yeah.
My God, these people.
I mean, what they will fight for?
What's the last time they threw a fit this big when they wouldn't allow five-year-old teachers, teacher five-year-olds about sex?
That's when they had their last crazy fit.
What's their fit now?
So you can't, I mean, they won't have abortions up nine months pregnant.
And after you, now some people in California, after you have the baby, just kill it.
That's an abortion.
Murder.
I mean, that's what it is.
That's what it is.
And murdering something of your very own, which is so sad.
Something that you bring into the world.
I can't even imagine anything like that.
I can't imagine having the conversation.
In fact, I don't.
I was telling you before the show, I just don't.
I have my beliefs.
And when I hear people and the way they talk about it, All I see is murder and I can't see past that and so it's just a difference of opinion and you can take it somewhere else but I see nothing wrong with having the discussion about how much control the government has over us and to be for that and not want your state I mean,
remember, if you get into a situation, if you're hell-bent and determined that you want to end your pregnancy, believe me, you will do it.
You will find a way to get to another state or whatever.
But putting it back into the state's hands is what it's all about.
Not having the government and having it federalized.
I mean, that's...
Well, they don't even know that.
Liberals are so dumb.
That's right.
Whatever the next cause is.
And everybody, they're like, we're going to win the 2022 midterms.
No, you're not.
I'll tell you a few reasons you're not, because abortion, just because the far left 10% is their religion.
They literally worship abortion.
When they pass abortion laws, like six months, seven months, they cheer and clap the people that voted for it and cheer.
And you, we've passed abortion for seven months.
I mean, these people are demons.
I mean, I don't get that.
If you want to pass, it should be a solemn thing at least.
You know what I mean?
They cheer.
They cheer and clap for abortion.
They think it's the best thing ever was in the world.
But the midterms, number one, are six months away.
And 18 other issues are going to come up before then.
And believe me, they...
They're going to remember it.
Will it hurt in the midterms a little bit?
Probably.
Is it going to be a big game changer?
No, because most people only care about this, their economy, the gas, the inflation.
That's all they care about.
That's 80% of the people care about.
This is not a frontline issue.
They're going to go, oh, my God.
It's not happening.
No, it's definitely not.
Well, like I said, and you've got the politicians that are up there, and they're, of course, rattling their sabers.
They want their few minutes in the spotlight.
But they're actually hurting themselves, and especially somebody like Joe Biden, because I have got multiple clips of him going from, you know, right versus left on the whole idea.
And here it is today, in fact, like you were just saying.
This is out from the Gateway Pundit.
Decision to abort a child.
Biden's handlers whisk him away after he admits abortion is murder in off-script remarks.
Of course, they got to get him out of there.
So Joe Biden on Tuesday, he admitted it, spoke to reporters on the tarmac at Joint Base Andrews Tuesday morning as he was preparing to depart to Alabama to visit a Lockheed Martin facility.
So here he goes.
This was the major flaw.
Gotta make sure they're making them weapons for Ukraine.
Oh, of course.
Oh, yeah.
Just plenty.
Lord.
So here it is.
The idea, this is his quote, the idea that we're gonna make a judgment that is going to say that no one can make the judgment to choose to abort a child based on a decision by the Supreme Court, I think goes way overboard, said Biden as his handlers whisked him away.
Come on, guys, let's go, Biden's handler shouted to reporters as Biden walked away.
There goes the left's clump of cells argument.
Hey, they have technology now, you know, this thing called technology, and you want to look at your baby at three months, four months, five months, and see the arms and legs and the heartbeat and the eyeballs and moving around and the toes and the fingers?
You can.
So all the lump clump of cells thing has always been bull crap.
It don't hold water anymore.
I'm telling you, the country's shipped.
It's a 70-30 issue.
No, it's not.
Even Gallup ran a poll and had it 52%.
The last few years, especially since the technology, the last 10 years of abortion, it's about a 50-50 issue now.
So they'll just lose this again.
And believe me, young voters, the young voters are going to come out and they're going to, the young voters ain't going to come out in the midterm.
Believe me, college is going to start.
The football season's going.
They're going to be doing keg parties.
Oh, sure.
Give me a break.
The young people don't come out to vote in midterms for any reason.
But what they want is they want to get them off the bench.
They want them to start rattling around.
They want to keep them engaged.
They want to keep them on the marching lines, right?
They want them protesting.
They want them influencing these decisions.
The people that are behind all of this stuff want more power.
And so that's what's driving this whole thing.
And the kids, like you said, they're going to go off and they're going to have a great summer, great vacation.
They're not going to worry about this.
It's a very short amount of time because they don't have long enough attention spans.
It's just this moment.
But like everything else, it goes away.
The summer's not even starting for a month.
The summer's got to be over in the fall.
So believe me, just don't worry about what they're saying.
And then here's another thing.
We got this leaker, whoever that is, they should be found out in two hours and the easy investigation.
I mean, there's only so many people had it.
It's put a little pressure on somebody and they're going to, you know, they're going to cave.
And I mean, who is it?
But the FBI is involved.
They're so crooked, so political, they'll probably bury it.
But they should already be arrested.
Or they're behind it.
I'm sorry.
I feel that way.
But for some reason, every single time something goes a little awry, I feel like the FBI could be there and be involved in it.
And they want to see this stuff because, hey...
Probably Ray Epstein.
I'm not kidding.
Rael's probably leaked it.
I blame everything on Rael.
It's Ray's fault.
Well, that's kind of how everyone sees the FBI now, right?
He's like the poster boy for the FBI. Yeah, poster boy for a narc.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
So you've got all these flashbacks.
Like I said, this is a politician's dream.
They go one way and they go another.
So this was 1982.
You mentioned that right away.
Joe Biden voted for constitutional amendment to overturn Roe v.
Wade and make it a state issue.
Okay, so there it is.
And you have him on his decision.
I'm not going to even read that because you know what that's basically going to say.
What he's talking about is basically trying to throw this into a federal executive order.
That's what he would like to do.
He wants to work to sign it into law that codifies Roe.
Oh, they're going to try to say, now we've got to do the end of the filibuster.
We've got to get Manchin on board.
Oh, sure.
We're going to undo the filibuster.
As soon as they do that, they're going to try to vote on the elections, you know, to make them federal.
But no, I don't think Manchin will go for it.
I don't think so either.
I really don't think so.
But like you said, this is a huge issue here.
This is a huge breach.
This one is from thedailymail.com.
The hunt for the Supreme Court leaker Republican says culprit who gave draft Roe v.
Wade opinion to the press should be brought to justice.
They should get 10 years in prison all day long.
At least.
All day long.
At least.
Wow.
What's going to happen is that they're going to be a hero to the left, and then they'll do their little time, whatever they give, and they'll slap them on the wrist, and they'll get out and they'll get a $10 million book deal.
Why I leaked.
Oh, yeah.
And they'll be heroes, just like Trader, whatever his name was.
The leakers.
Oh, yeah.
Len Finman.
Vinman, of course.
Right.
And then they're going to celebrate him.
I was thinking more of a Jussie Smollett situation where they actually find him guilty because he was the one that actually did it and everybody knows it.
And then they just let him out of jail.
They'll get pardoned immediately.
Immediately.
I don't think there's a question about it.
So, of course, you have the regulars that come to the surface and the spotlight.
You've got Democratic Socialists, and they're Democrats.
And I agree.
Somebody in the comments yesterday said, you know what, the way they're writing this stuff...
Democratic is not what they are.
And whoever that was, you're absolutely right.
And thank you for pointing that out.
But that's how these articles are written.
They're calling them Democratic Socialists.
And that's not.
They're Democrats.
Democrats, Representative AOC and Senator Bernie Sanders have called for Roe v.
Wade to be codified into law as protesters descended on On the High Court in Washington, D.C. Republicans like Senators Mike Lee, Ted Cruz, and Lindsey Graham are on the Senate subcommittee that will hold a hearing on transparency and accountability for the 21st century courts on Monday morning.
Senators Tom Cotton and Mitt Romney are demanding an investigation into the reported leak.
GOP Senator Josh Hawley is calling for whoever leaked the draft opinion to be disbarred.
Disbarred?
That's the least.
At the very least.
They need to be prosecuted, 100%.
And a lot of people are saying that they think it was a leak that somebody broke and hacked into the computer.
I don't believe that.
I don't know.
But regardless, I... Nah, man.
Somebody...
There's a snake.
You think there's a snake?
Oh, yeah.
There's a snake.
You don't think they do it every time?
What do Democrats do?
They cheat.
You know, so they found a decision.
What do they do?
They leak it.
They cheat.
That's what Democrats do.
They can't play fair.
No, they never have.
They definitely never have.
And I definitely think it came from their side because they weren't...
It was Ray Epps.
He's probably dating Sotomayor right now.
Yeah.
So you've got the conservatives.
They lauded news of a Supreme Court draft opinion set to overturn the landmark Roe v.
Wade ruling.
They've been fighting to overturn the case, which legalized abortion rights throughout the U.S. for decades.
But some Republicans remained wary of why Justice Samuel Alito's decision was published by Politico.
They claimed it was part of an effort to intimidate the high court justices before a final decision.
They're trying to sabotage it.
Of course, and influence it.
100%.
I mean, when you've got people like Kavanaugh, of course he crumbles.
They should just come out now and say what it is.
Yeah, they should make a decision.
Yeah.
Well, they already have made the decision.
They just need to come out and announce it.
Yeah.
So, DEM governors, they have vowed to protect abortion rights in their states while federal officials say they'd fight the decision.
You can't fight the division of the Supreme Court.
That's the final say.
That's it.
Then you have to change the law then.
We're going to take it to a lower court.
We're going to go judge shopping against the Supreme Court, idiots.
What's so funny here is that all of a sudden you've got all of these people weighing in because they are feeling the heat of these midterms that are coming up.
And after there is a huge landslide, because you know it's going to be just something, just a monstrous proportion.
I think that they know the writing is on the wall.
They're not going to be controlling the house anymore.
I mean, there have been people like Newt Gingrich who said he thinks we're going to pick up over 70-something seats, if not more than that, easily in this whole thing.
And so when you're looking at that kind of landslide, they're not going to have power.
They're going to be the minority.
If they're going to do something, they're going to do it now.
They're not going to wait.
So it's going to be distraction, distraction, distraction.
It helps them in a lot of ways.
They came out with some statements today like they were in on it already.
Like this was just a big plan to try something to save the midterms.
But I think they had already known this.
I think they had it planned.
But I think the leaker screwed them because I think this was going to be announced like in July or August.
And so, you know, it'd be fresh in everybody's mind as the election really gets hot.
And the leaker kind of peed in their Wheaties.
And they're like, oh my God, it's too early!
Oh my gosh, yes.
Because this is going to die off.
Now, believe me, they're going to have something else.
But right now, this is the hot button topic.
And it's certainly got everybody not looking at 2,000 mules, right?
The conversation should have been about how they stole the election, where there is actual proof how they did it, how they pulled it off, and what is going to be done about that.
But instead, they shifted the focus, and they moved it over here.
Also, the Pfizer dump.
Yes, that is another one.
The Pfizer dump, which showed not 95 effective, but 12% effective, that one.
Oh, yes.
Wow.
Wow.
Lord, God, they're liars.
Now the CDC just came out today.
We were recommending face masks on planes again.
Oh, yeah.
Of course.
God, they're just, these people are evil.
Dr.
Fauci's a little evil gnome.
We're going to get them back because nobody likes me anymore.
That's all it is.
Egomaniac.
Yeah, it's true.
God complex.
Yeah.
It's really wild.
But that's the thing.
If the Republicans are smart about this, they're going to focus on the main issue here of what's being determined.
And Susie Swift lays it out perfectly here.
For all the people who will freak out if Roe gets overturned, just realize it does not outlaw abortion, unfortunately.
It turns the decision back over to the states where it belonged in the first place.
You can still be a murderer if you want to be.
That's it.
But the decision to put it into the state's hands is all we're talking about here.
That's it.
They don't know that, though.
They're dumb.
They just thought, oh, I'm emotional.
I'm going to panic.
That's all they do is outrage, outrage, outrage.
Constant.
It was COVID, and then it was this, and then it was Ukraine, then it's Elon.
Now it's abortion, and next week it'll be something else.
We should be just as loud about Hunter's laptop.
I mean, my gosh, the root of all evil is there.
I mean, all you have to do is open it, and you've got every single subject you can imagine.
Hunter don't even know what's going on right now.
He's smoking crack probably since last Thursday off of Hooker's butt.
He don't give a damn.
Most likely.
I saw him at the Easter egg hunt.
He looked terrible.
Oh, didn't he though?
Oh yeah, man.
He's definitely on the pipe.
Oh, definitely.
So I saw that you had mentioned this.
So we're back to My Body, My Choice again.
I thought that was declared void during the vaccine mandates.
Oh, we can just...
You have to use their lunacy against them, always.
And, you know, my body, my choice.
Okay, I thought you said my body, my choice about the mandates.
And you can just keep going over.
Oh, this is women's rights.
What are you talking about women's rights?
Men can get pregnant now, so I have every bit of a right to say something about it.
Since men can get pregnant, you said they can 100%.
So as a guy who can get pregnant, I have every bit of a right to talk about this and you do.
So there's a pregnant emoji to even prove it.
Well, sure.
And my body, my choice should also go with getting a jab or not, right?
I mean, I should be able to determine what goes into my system and what doesn't.
It shouldn't be forced on me.
You can use their hypocrisy against them.
It's so easy because they're such hypocritical people.
It's like they can't say anything now.
They've forced this transgender pronouns.
You can be anybody you want to be.
So, you know, if anybody argues me on Twitter about, hey, you don't have no right to tell me, I'm going to say, hey, keep your hands off my vagina.
What are you talking about?
Keep your hands off my vagina.
I'm identifying as a woman today so I can get pregnant.
Well, I mean, it works both ways.
And that is the whole thing.
It works both ways.
They're easy.
They are.
They're so easy.
They are.
They're predictable.
As the sun coming up and going down, they're predictable.
And they're hypocritical.
And nothing they say makes sense.
And it's just easy to use their hypocrisy against them.
Well, it's true, but there's a lot of things that are coming out here.
And when we start talking about is it a coincidence or not, I mean, interesting stuff over here.
This is from the Gateway Pundit.
Coincidence?
Planned Parenthood and abortion industry announce $150 million spend on midterms just hours before the SCOTUS leak.
Hmm.
It's a little suspicious, isn't it?
Yeah.
The planned things that come out like a minute...
Oh, here we go.
It's a coordinated thing.
Try to win the midterms.
They have nothing.
Think about how desperate this is.
And nobody's going to care.
I'm telling you, we're political.
And, you know, there's a lot of people that, you know, I mean, I'm telling you, half the left, it's their religion.
But it's not going to bring independents over there.
Independents care about the gas and food right now.
They don't care about your personal issues.
That's right.
They don't care about it.
So, I mean, it's not a top ten issue for most voters.
Unfortunately, it should be.
I'm not saying it's right.
I'm just saying that's the truth.
If you just don't even count today, then you can go to anywhere and say, what's your top ten issues?
And I guarantee it's going to be jobs, economy, the border.
I mean, you know, foreign wars, inflation, gas.
Abortion's not going to be in most people's top ten, although it should be, I think.
But the truth is, It's not.
And that's what they're going to...
You always, you know, they say people vote with their wallet, you know, whether they got money or not.
And that's pretty much it.
It's the economy, stupid.
It's just a simple solution.
And that's what they vote on.
It's true.
It is true.
And I just want to do a quick shout out.
We just got a donation from Silent Night.
Thank you, Silent Night.
And we just got another donation from Mother of Pearl.
So here we go.
Silent Night just said, don't you tell me, humble one.
I think he's talking to me.
We talk a lot.
And he's a very good friend of mine.
He thinks I'm humble.
And anyway, that's a whole other conversation.
But Mother of Pearl just donated as well.
And she says, in honor of my daughter graduating Friday as a doctor of vet med with a plan to pay back her student loans in less than five years.
Good for her!
I'll probably be two years.
My goodness.
I mean, vets make, you know, a good vet that people just, I can't even get a, I can't even get a vet, anybody to see my dogs and cats right now.
It takes months.
I know I'm trying to fix Sweetie so bad it ain't funny.
June the 1st, as soon as I can get within 100 miles from here.
Oh, my gosh.
But that's so great, though.
I mean, listen to that.
I mean, really, to make a plan and have it there.
Okay, so I took out a loan, and I'm going to pay it back.
Imagine that.
Wow, the concept.
I know.
I'm like, yay, let's celebrate that.
Because honestly, these days, a lot of people are expecting for these things just to be handed to them.
It's ridiculous.
It's gotten to that point.
But this whole Planned Parenthood thing, here they say, and of course they're not going to miss an opportunity.
Let's be clear.
This is a draft opinion.
It's outrageous.
It's unprecedented.
But it's not final.
Abortion is your right and it is still legal.
See how they're starting all of this?
This is the idea.
They wanted to make sure that they got in front of all of this and they started putting the pressure on and trying to influence and trying to get something to happen based on this leak.
They want to see the violence.
They want to see all of these people protesting.
Me too.
I love watching liberals cry.
The louder they cry, the more megaphones, the more they scream and come in here, the happier I am.
So please, Cry away.
Scream at the sky so I can watch.
So this is wild.
So on Monday, they will spend $150 million on 2022 midterm elections, focusing on battleground states as they step up efforts to safeguard abortion access across the country.
And the government gives them money, remember?
Exactly.
Our money.
They fund Planned Parenthood, and what are they doing right now?
Giving $150 back to the Democrat Party.
Bernie Madoff couldn't dream of anything as big as our government.
The Ponzi scheme.
And it is, too.
When you look at Ukraine and what's happening over there, and we've been talking about this stuff for weeks, if people are not awake to the fact that our government is just giving it away only to have it come back to them, and that it is, it's just like a revolving door.
Well, Nancy Pelosi went over there with a Kevlar pantsuit.
Yeah, stumbling around drunk in Kiev.
She wanted her 10%.
I'm going to have a Kevlar blue pantsuit, and I'm not even scared at all.
These people would not walk around an active war zone in a gazillion years if they look like one of them guys, you know, bomb...
Well, you made a good point yesterday.
The Hurt Locker.
If they were dressed like the guy from The Hurt Locker, they wouldn't.
They wouldn't, but you made a good point.
Do we even believe any of this video footage coming out of there?
Because it was awfully calm.
It was awfully quiet for a war zone.
I mean, was it a green screen?
We've seen a lot of things.
What is it?
I mean, we've got a White House that has a set.
That they use.
They literally have a fake White House beside the White House.
It's just these people make no sense.
But I don't believe anything coming out of there.
I don't either.
I mean, the $33 billion he wants, $8 billion of that's going to the disinformation thing.
I mean, most of it's not even going to Ukraine.
They just keep spending and spending our money and spending our money.
I think they said that with the money they're sent to Ukraine, they could give every single homeless person in this country $56,000.
Yeah, I know.
And they don't care.
They don't care.
They don't care about cleaning up our cities.
I mean, if you were to come to Los Angeles right now, Cat Turd, you wouldn't believe it.
Honestly, when you look at our certain areas here, it looks like a third world country.
I'm sure.
I mean, miles of tent cities.
When I say miles, I'm not exaggerating.
I mean, one after another.
People sleeping in their cars and with children, mind you.
People staying in hotels when they can get a night to stay in a hotel and then the rest of the time so that they can get a shower.
The rest of the time they're living in their cars.
They can't afford this.
I mean, going to the grocery store is outrageous.
If I was young and living in the city, and I know it's exciting, and I know some people have to be with the in crowd and go to the nicest restaurants and go to the opera and some boring play, but I'm telling you, there's more pleasure out in the country, just the sky and the trees and the animals and the freedom and the fresh air.
Just get the hell out of there.
I mean, if you're thinking about doing a career, go out to where you can enjoy life.
I mean, you want to raise your children in a city right now?
It's not even safe to walk down because of Democrat policies.
You can't even walk down the street without fear of getting killed.
I mean, what are you going to do?
Or stepping on a needle.
Look over your shoulder your whole life?
Right.
Or stepping on a needle or even sometimes worse, which is, you know, what that is.
It could be a turd or anything else.
I mean, there aren't bathrooms on the street for them.
A needle filled with turd.
It's terrible.
Oh my gosh.
So Syndexia just donated to the show.
A very dear friend of mine as well.
And she says, the left are melting and it's glorious.
Love you, Jules and Kat.
Keep up the great work.
She's awesome.
I love Syndexia.
Of course, they go overboard with everything.
And I think I tweeted something about it.
If everything is the end of the world every week, people quit listening to you.
I don't keep people with a lot of drama.
I don't let them in my life.
I used to.
I used to have a lot of drama myself growing up.
But as you get older, you either continue to do it or you just eliminate it because you just don't need it.
But these people love drama.
It's just like they feed off of it.
They have to be completely upset all the time and completely triggered all the time to exist.
Well, you love drama.
I mean, you do.
You are a musician.
You know what that whole thing is like.
I mean, you stir it up more than anybody I have ever seen in my entire life.
You just got re-truth by President Trump and you just got responded to by Elon Musk.
I really cannot imagine anybody stirring it up more than you.
Well, that's not drama.
You've never been around somebody that's hysterical all the time?
Oh, the hysterics.
Yeah, I mean, this is what's so crazy.
Yeah, this is beyond.
Have you ever been around?
You've got that one friend that's always hysterical all the time.
Constantly.
That's liberal.
That's it.
Well, this is what they're calling them, too.
This is the Gateway Pundit.
Democrats scream and wail like demons after news breaks that SCOTUS is tossing Roe v.
Wade.
Oh, yes, they are.
Any reason to scream.
So here they are.
Pro-abortion protesters also let out a scream in front of the Supreme Court.
A few pro-life protesters and pro-abortion protesters got into verbal confrontations outside the Supreme Court.
Guy in the long green shirt is on the pro-abortion side.
So check this out.
Here we go.
There they are.
Of course.
Aren't they just...
Attractive.
It's all little kids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they got a text and they were told to go right where they were supposed to go at that time.
And that's what they did.
And so here they are in their confrontation.
Okay, so I can already see what's going to happen here.
That little soy boy.
Oh, yeah.
My God.
I'm 5'3", 120.
Wet.
A little like Poindexter.
I'm going to scream at some dude who's like 6'5", 250.
I'm sure he's scared.
Anyway, just stay away from there.
I know some people like to get in the middle of crap, but nothing's good is going to happen in front of the Supreme Court this week, so just stay away from there.
Yeah, it's really not something that you want to be involved in, especially when you start looking at what they did.
So I love the question that the Gateway Pundit is asking here.
They're saying, so will the FBI set up these leftist protesters too?
Question.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So there's just more screening going on.
Insurrectionists is what I'm calling them.
Yeah.
Well.
Just imagine this.
Imagine if they, like, went up to the Supreme Court, which they probably will, and then some cop just shoots one of them, what would happen?
Oh, wow.
Do you know what would happen?
That's what happened to Ashley Babbitt.
Yeah?
Do you know what would happen?
Do you know better?
They'd charge that to do with murder.
If it was the same exact person.
Well, the whole narrative of the whole thing is way off, too.
They're talking about what people in the country actually believe.
And LifeNews.com, they were talking about false.
70% of Americans support Roe v.
Wade.
True, the 2021 Gallup poll shows 52% of Americans want to ban all or most abortions.
Yeah, they're lying.
They just come up with these.
You know how liberals are.
Oh, yeah.
Biden's famous.
Just pull up anything you want.
Well, 75 experts say, well, 18 people who know better, 16 former CIA agents.
I mean, they just pull it straight out of their ass, and it means nothing.
There's no 70% of Americans don't support abortion.
Well, they just lie.
They just lie.
And when you start thinking about the fact that you have got a lot of Hispanics that have come into the country now, a lot of them are here legally as well, but most of them are Catholics.
They're not on board with the whole abortion thing either.
So that's part of the other side of this whole thing.
And you're going to see that opinion really sway, which I'm glad to see.
But It's really going to be just a, like you said, they released it too early.
I think it was too quick.
They should have held on to this one until right before the election because you've got everybody weighing in.
I saw even Hillary Clinton.
She was over there on Twitter and she was all up in arms concerned about everything.
And now they're talking about a civil war is trending on Twitter.
I mean, they're up in arms.
They're ready to go.
They want to fight.
They want to fight so that they can kill.
Imagine that.
They can do it, like I said, anyway.
That's not what the issue is, but they're not smart enough to know the difference.
Well, they're experts on killing.
How many babies have been killed?
66 million.
66 million.
Man.
It's horrible.
It's absolutely horrible.
You're killing human potential.
Who knows what one?
I mean, the next Mozart, the next Beethoven, somebody who could have, a man or a woman who could have invented how to run an engine on water.
Aborted.
Right.
I mean, just think of all the great things and how great some of these people would have been.
Somebody who could have invented space travel.
I mean, who knows?
Oh my gosh.
It's just human potential and humans.
It's true.
And that's Ronald Reagan's quote about I posted today's, my favorite, where he said, I noticed that everybody who believes in abortion has already been born.
So you have all these people that are born, and they're alive, and they didn't get aborted, rooting and cheering for other humans that didn't have a chance in the womb to get aborted.
I mean, how do you not call this evil?
It doesn't make any sense.
You're born, you got to live your life, but now you don't want it for anybody else.
It's really something.
And that is true.
I mean, that's such an amazing quote there from Ronald Reagan.
I'm glad you posted that.
But then also, I think this is really great.
What you did on your Twitter page today was really great because here you've got Susan Collins.
I see this.
No lie with Brian Tyler Cohen.
Just in, Susan Collins just expressed concern about the draft opinion overturning Roe v.
Wade, calling it completely inconsistent with what Justice Gorsuch and Justice Kavanaugh said in their hearings and in our meetings in my office.
Okay, she's a Republican.
Of course.
Rhino.
She's not a Republican.
She doesn't represent me or most of the Republican Party.
She's getting right in the middle of it because she's trying to tell everybody, hey, I'm on the other side, really?
Well, we get that, Susan, and we can't wait to get you out of office.
In fact, the sooner the better.
You suck.
Yeah.
Alyssa Murkowski's coming out crying, too.
Oh, of course.
Big alligator tears.
Oh, of course.
Calling it completely inconsistent with what Justice Gorsuch and Justice Kavanaugh said in their hearings.
Okay, yeah.
So they're going to go that route because they're so concerned about it.
Well, you know what?
We have got nothing but lies from Joe Biden.
I mean, since he even took the residency.
I call it residency.
Since he even took that.
And this is a great little video from Maze Moore.
I will say this.
Every question...
As on cue to him today was, how's this going to affect the midterms?
How's this going to affect the midterms?
They're just like feeding.
Oh, well, we got them now.
They're happy about this.
The Democrats that want to hold on to power, they're like, oh my God, we got something.
We finally got something.
Everything we've done is a disaster.
We finally got something that might motivate people to vote.
They don't.
COVID, Ukraine, the whole thing.
You can just go on and on and on.
It's like, I feel like we just finish the circle and start again.
Yeah, but here's just some of the lies.
Check this out.
I've written extensively when I was a law professor.
It means that I worked on the Eastside.
I deliberately went and worked for three years to make sure I was the only guy, only white guy that worked on the Eastside because, you know, I wanted to understand.
He lied to voters, according to the New York Times, quoting aides of Bidens, about having marched in the civil rights movement.
Not out marching.
I was not down in Selma.
I was not anywhere else.
The New York Times reports, quote, more than once, advisors had gently reminded Mr.
Biden of the problem with this formulation.
He had not actually marched during the civil rights movement.
And more than once, Mr.
Mr. Biden assured them that he understood.
Kept telling the story anyway.
That is really, really weird.
Stan, I didn't realize, for example, I was the only lifeguard in the projects.
I didn't realize that, in fact, we'd sit there in the key room on the half hour we had lunch.
Remember, Jamie Rolls asked me, Joe, do you have a jerry can?
Anyway.
I forgot an AT Wheeler, man.
Only one guy in the project.
I got to.
You're holding a guest, baby, but I am a hard coal miner.
Anthracite coal.
Scranton, Pennsylvania.
Okay.
Hell, I might be president now if it weren't for the fact that I said I had an uncle who was a coal miner.
Turned out I didn't have anybody in the coal mines, you know what I mean?
Really?
I tried that crap, you know, about, you know.
It didn't work, you know what I mean?
Here's a story that you told at least three times about Nelson Mandela.
Take a look.
I had the great honor of meeting him.
I had the great honor of being arrested with our UN ambassador on the streets of Soweto trying to get to see him on Robbins Island.
You now say you weren't arrested and it didn't happen in Soweto.
You were at the airport in Johannesburg and you were stopped from going through the door for blacks.
I guess the question is, were you confused or were you just trying to embellish a story?
I was stunned.
I walked up, sat down in the presiding officer's seat.
Guy grabbed me by the shoulder and said, you're under arrest.
Literally, nine years later, as I walked onto the Senate floor through the same door, that same guy, cop, said to me, Senator, do you remember me?
And I said, geez, I don't.
He said, I arrested you nine years ago.
Wow.
How about that?
Welcome back.
Turn it on me, sir.
Please, sir.
God, he's such a liar.
Do not do that.
Just lies.
He died.
He died!
Ultimately, the Post reports Biden got the time period, the location, the heroic act, the type of medal, the military branch, and the rank of the recipient wrong, as well as his own role in the ceremony.
This is God's truth.
My word is a Biden.
Oh my gosh.
My God, this guy is the biggest liar.
They all are.
He's no different than any of them up there.
That's what they're selling.
That's what they've got.
And I think it's really something that the Republican Party has all of these clips.
Maze Moore, they can just go to his page.
He does a fabulous job of putting these together.
And they could just talk about, you want to talk about lies, Susan Collins?
You want to talk about lies, Lisa Murkowski?
And start pulling some of their lies in.
And start pulling these lies on the people that they're acting, that they're coming to the defense of.
Instead of turning on the Supreme Court justices that actually believe in life and all of that, to look at what we have with this clown.
I mean, seriously.
But no, they won't.
They won't.
They will just completely dismiss it.
And here you've got Hillary Clinton.
Okay, so People are saying, wow, is she going to run?
Is she not going to run?
I don't think so.
I think she's in more legal trouble than she can possibly even imagine.
And I don't think she's going to be able to dodge this.
But this is the hill.
Plus the fact Democrats hate her.
They don't like her.
They can't stand her.
No, just because she showed up for the Met and she had an invitation doesn't make her likable.
It never will.
It will never sway or swing female voters.
The Met Gala.
Oh, yeah.
So Hillary Clinton says Alito draft would kill and subjugate women.
Okay, so she comes out swinging.
She can't be quiet for long.
So she said on Tuesday...
How many babies do you want to kill if you don't do it?
Well, she's a murderer anyway, is she not?
I mean, everybody that gets around her is Epstein.
I mean, let's face it, anybody that has anything...
So this really shouldn't be a shock to anyone that she would have these views.
So not surprising, but still outrageous, she says in a tweet.
This decision is a direct assault on the dignity, rights and lives of women, not to mention decades of settled law.
It will kill and subjugate women, even as a vast majority of Americans think abortion should be legal.
legal, what an utter disgrace.
Wow.
Mm-hmm.
So they're really hopping on this issue.
And I think...
It's all planned.
This is all planned.
I want to listen to this crap.
It's just all planned.
Try to get some kind of momentum for the 2021 midterms because they're going to just take a beating.
And they're still going to take a beating.
And this ain't going to matter one bit.
And do you really think people are going to listen to Collins or Murkowski?
I'm sorry.
No, they're not.
They're really, really...
Basically, this is not going to sway any voters either way.
Everybody has a firm stance on it.
And, I mean, let's face it, the Supreme Court picked it.
It ain't like the Republican Party said, hey, man, we're going to overturn Roe v.
Ravens, the Supreme Court.
But we'll even see if they voted like that.
Who knows?
Who knows?
Well, you have unprecedented sources say that Justice Roberts will call on FBI to investigate the SCOTUS leak, like you said.
There goes the burying.
Yeah.
I mean, seriously, I could go up there right now with no experience and show me all the people involved that could have been involved and let me just start asking questions.
In two hours, I'll have you leak her.
This is not rocket science.
There's only so many people in there.
It would be so easy.
It wouldn't even be funny.
The full force, the FBI, and they hadn't even announced it today yet, they already know, believe me.
And if they find out a judge was in on it, or gave somebody a wink and a nod, like Sotomayor or any of them, they'll never, ever, it'll never come out.
And I wouldn't put it past them either.
Unless they want to blame Russia, because, you know, that's what they do.
Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia's the enemy now, right?
I mean, who?
I'd like to see a triple-woman vodka drinking contest between Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, and Sotomayor.
Now that would be, man.
That would be a good one.
Yes, it would.
You better bring a bunch of bottles.
I mean, a bunch of big ones.
My God.
So here you've got Elizabeth Campbell who is tweeting out, this is an unprecedented leak from SCOTUS. It raises questions about how the institution will ever recover and how Chief Justice Roberts will respond.
Sources tonight tell at JanCBS that he's likely to order a full-blown investigation involving the FBI to determine the source.
And, of course, they're all worried about it.
And Travis responds, if the FBI is involved, then it's certainly that it was the FBI that leaked it.
Again, this is how people feel about our FBI. The FBI has no reputation left, and they deserve it.
They deserve every bit of it.
I can sit here, we've named them before.
Every situation, when they went and just buried the story, when they were in on it.
Just look at the Whitmer plot.
I mean, they tried to get Trump out by creating a fake plot to kidnap a governor, and they set it up.
They put it forward.
It was all them, the FBI. They found some poor slub in a ditch somewhere smoking crack and said, hey, man, come here.
God.
Us 14 FBI agents and you are going to kidnap the governor, man.
Okay.
God.
I mean, you have no reputation left.
Are you okay with this if you work for the FBI? Why aren't you coming out?
Why aren't you quitting?
How corrupt and how far down the sewer are you going to work for an organization that does this to citizens?
Did you see all the new news coming out too?
Somebody sent me that they were in some major case.
They planted kiddie porn on somebody's.
Oh, yes.
Computer.
We were talking about that some time.
What are they going to...
They frame people.
Constantly.
They planted kiddie porn.
I know.
I know.
They planted kiddie porn on a guy and took him down, man.
That's the FBI. They have to clean this organization up or it's got to be disbanded.
I think it has to be disbanded.
Because it's useless.
I really do.
I think they have to start all over again.
I don't think you can save this.
I mean, kind of like Twitter, with what you may possibly do over there.
They need to disband it, get rid of everybody in it, and start anew.
Start completely.
You've got three of the biggest just scum that ever lived.
That's run it for 20 years.
You've got Mueller, liar, corrupt, James Comey, liar, corrupt, and Christopher Wray, just as bad as both of them put together.
And they're keeping it that way, and that's why they keep handing the baton to the next one in line.
They're all buddies.
Sure.
Until they get out of that family.
And bring somebody in there that actually wants to make the FBI do their job.
And what gets me...
I can't stand to hear Sean Handy, and I know everybody hears it.
99.9% of the FBI agents are good.
I'm tired of that.
It's just those at the top.
I'm so tired of hearing that crap.
No.
If it was me, I'm just telling you how I am.
And I work for the FBI. I've been there 20 years.
I don't care about my pension.
I don't care about nothing.
When I start seeing this crap, you're framing people to kidnap the governor.
You're planning kiddie porn.
You're doing all this stuff.
You're planning this, that.
You know what?
You know, the January 6th crap.
I mean, I'm out.
I'm not going to work for a corrupt organization, period.
Some of them have decisions to make.
They do.
They really do.
And I support the blue because I support local cops because local cops is where all the law enforcement happens, the real stuff in this country.
But I don't support any federal police force at all, and I never will.
Because look what they become.
They turn on their own citizens.
I mean, it's the proofs in the pudding.
Who are the CIA spying on?
Us.
Who's the FBI framing?
Us.
I mean, they're attacking the people that put them there.
Well, I mean, when you just look at all of the spying that's been going on, okay, so they spied and they're trying to cover all of that stuff up.
They spied on a presidential candidate before he was elected, then after he was elected, and all through his presidency, okay?
That is treason of the highest order.
The IRS, remember when they targeted Lois Lerner?
They targeted, what's the newest federal bullcrap, Homeland Security, after 2001?
What are they doing now?
Going against the citizens, trying to attack citizens for free speech.
Exactly.
I mean, they always, all these federal agencies, they always, We're good to go.
You have bureaucrats that have been there forever, lobbyists that have been there forever.
The lobbyists marry the politicians, and then some of the politicians marry the media.
I mean, they're all commingling.
They're all on K Street.
And they're all having an affair with people on CNN. Right?
And you can find them all on K Street having dinner together.
That's the whole thing.
But I mean, look, these are just, these are open articles.
I mean, the Gateway Pundit, again, is saying CDC used phone location data to monitor churches and schools to determine whether Americans followed COVID lockdown orders.
Okay, there you go.
Spying.
Another, yeah.
I mean, what do they be out doing?
Spying on people that don't want to teach their kids how to be racist in school.
I mean, it's just one thing after another, and that's what they do.
They end up, one party gets in there like this, they hire some absolute moron like Merrick Garland, who's the most least impressive, low IQ person I've ever seen.
How he even got through college, they must have just given the grades.
Oh, geez.
And they put him in there, and what does he do?
He attacked, he sicks the CIA, the FBI, and Homeland Security on all the citizens of his political opponents.
And that's where we're at, and they have to be disbanded, because that's not what they're supposed to be serving as.
Well, I love that this is starting to get a lot of attention, and I'm sure Hillary Clinton was more than happy to start talking about women's rights today because things are starting to unravel for her over in court.
So Hillary Clinton's, this is from the Red State, evasions are set to unravel on the eve of a trial in John Durham's probe.
So this is really big stuff.
This has been going on A whole bunch of stuff.
I mean, even Durham leaked some documents.
He didn't leak them, but he didn't present them under seal as he should have.
I don't believe that that was an accident.
If you've ever been involved in court or anything like that, those things you do.
It's probably part of that psycho running her mouth.
Probably, but a judge is set to rule on evidence as Hillary Clinton's claims are comically exposed, so he's going to render a decision on the key aspect of the trial concerning one of the lawyers involved, and that is the John Durham probe.
At the issue are a series of documents subpoenaed by Durham, For the upcoming trial of John Sussman, who is charged with lying to the FBI, and the various players from the Clinton cabal are fighting to protect those documents.
There is no shortage of comedy in the desperate actions of the Democrat National Committee Hillary for America Fusion GPS and the law firms of Perkins Coy.
The first dose of levity starts with the trial claim itself and Sussman, just so everyone knows, is facing charges that he deceived the bureau when he brought in supposed research materials that allegedly shows ties between the Donald Trump campaign and a Russian bank alpha.
Lies.
Yeah, all of it was lies.
All we heard about was Russia, Russia, Russia.
This was an absolute coordinated attack.
And they worked extremely hard to undermine the President of the United States.
This went on for all the years that President Trump was in office.
They totally undermined him the whole time he was in there with his bullshit.
The whole time.
And spent our money.
Over $40 million investigating President Trump.
They should demand that she pay all of this back.
And some.
And go to jail.
But anyway, they didn't do much when we had all those 30,000 emails of hers and they put hammers to it.
That's our FBI. That's where we are.
But I do have something.
We always end on a high note.
Yeah, we better hurry.
And we're almost out of time.
Yes, we are.
So I thought this was a great little clip.
And this is from Dre Fanser over on Twitter.
About how Elon Musk is going to break it to Parag that his job belongs to you.
I'm going to need to go ahead and move you downstairs into Storage B. We have some new people coming in and we need all the space we can get.
So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific.
Okay?
I could stay.
Excuse me.
*laughter* Office space.
That was an hilarious movie.
So anyway, on that note, Cat Turd, I just want you to know I'm so happy you're feeling better and so is everyone else.
You feeling good?
Yeah, I'm feeling better.
I'm still pretty weak, but I mean, definitely feeling better.
Starting to eat solid food now, so I'm not steak potato good yet, but you know.
That you're better.
And you're home.
And you're here with me.
That's all.
That's all that matters.
I mean, you have no idea the outpour of love and people just talking about how they wanted to make you better.
I mean, everybody was a doctor.
They had all kinds of advice that I was supposed to say over your way.
And some of it I did.
But I just want you to know how much I appreciate you and all that you do.
And I'm just glad you're back.
Well, I appreciate you too.
So we're a good team.
Yes, we have a good time on this show.
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