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Return of the Turd - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 4/29/2022 - Ep. 73
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Thank you.
Thank you.
Hello, hello, hello.
Today is Friday, April 29th, 2022, episode number 73.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and hopefully we may get a little visit from Cat Turd.
I cannot tell you how excited I am, not only with the week that we've had, but of course, as you all know, I have missed Cat Turd tremendously, and I appreciate all of you hanging around while he's been gone with me.
It was my first couple of shows by myself, and so it was a challenge, but I, more than anyone else, I think I can stake the claim that I'm going to be happier to see him Probably than anybody else.
Because it was definitely a little rough there.
But anyway, thank you so much for just hanging out.
And thank you for your prayers.
They worked.
And we're getting the cat back.
And I'm just so excited about it.
I'm just hoping that he's not rushing things.
You know, it's kind of one of those things.
It's like, you know, one of those...
Motherly things where I start to worry about him, and I'm sure it's going to drive him nuts, but I just want to make sure he's not going too fast.
He can take all the time that he needs, of course.
We just are happy to see him and have him back.
My goodness, just even on Twitter.
I can't imagine what this week must have been like for him with all of this news out.
I mean, it has been staggering what we found out.
And what the Biden administration plans to do.
So today's show is named Return of the Turd.
And you can see him holding up his insurer.
Thank you, MAGAGEM1, for that.
And also a picture of him after he's drank some of the insurer.
So we are going to have a very fierce cat, I hope, on our hands.
Like I said, no one could be any happier than me.
So I've got this little video.
Check this out.
That's what we all expect to see.
I know.
So I haven't talked to him.
I've only been in contact with him in text.
So we're going to really have to listen hard to see if there's something else that we pick up.
But I'm sure he's in good spirits or else he wouldn't be doing it.
But that particular clip was from Dre Fanzer over on Twitter.
And if you're not following him and some of the other memers that I play on the show, please make sure you look at the videos and you can find where they drop their handles.
D-R-E-F-A-N-Z-O-R. So, you know.
Anyway, before anything else, we can go ahead and get started with the show.
Here you've got one from the Gateway Pundit.
Newly surfaced video shows Biden's nutjob Ministry of Truth director singing about who to, Harris style, to enhance her career.
Sorry, I can't cuss on the show.
Or any other time.
But anyway, it should come as no surprise that the Biden regime launched a Ministry of Truth department to Homeland Security this week.
And it should come as no surprise that they appointed a left-wing, godless lunatic to head up the Office of Misinformation.
Nina Jankiewicz is completely out of her mind, so she's a good fit as the top official of this Marxist Ministry of Truth that was announced this week by failed DHS. Secretary Mayorkas.
Sorry, I have trouble with his name.
Well, she's crazy.
And seriously, if you were to look on Twitter right now, you would see all of the videos that they have on this chick.
I mean, she's disturbed.
She's about as far left as you can possibly be.
I suggest everybody go check her out because she's really odd.
She's even posted a lot of things on TikTok, a lot of her think tank discussions and how she thinks, what she feels.
We're going to get into all of that.
But here she is.
Her handle is at W-I-C-Z-I-P-E-D-I-A. Here's my official portrait to grab your attention.
Now that I've got it, a huge focus of our work, and indeed, one of the key reasons the board was established is to maintain the department's commitment to protecting free speech, privacy, civil rights, and civil liberties.
Okay, so here is a picture.
Now you get to hear what comes out of its mouth.
All right, so here she is singing about Rudy Giuliani spreading fake news on Ukraine, something the entire world knows was completely accurate today after the fake news finally confirmed the laptop from hell belonged to Hunter.
All right, so guess who made this article?
And you can see why I started with it first.
Cat Turd.
At CatTurd2 on Twitter.
So he put part two, meet your new Biden regime, communist minister of truth.
And he is, this originally came from James Woods, who found it.
This one absolutely has to go into the 2022 time capsule.
Ministry of truth is the hashtag that he put on to that tweet.
I had to listen to it.
So guess what?
You're going to have to, you're going to have to suffer too.
So here we go.
Alright, let me get it.
It's when a huckster takes some lies and makes them sound precocious By saying them in Congress or a mainstream outlet so Disinformation's origins are slightly less atrocious It's how you hide a little hide a little lie When Rudy Giuliani shared that intel from Ukraine Or when TikTok influencers say Covid can cause pain They're laundering disinfo and we really should take note And not support their lies with our wallet
voice or vote Oh, my word.
Okay, so yeah, that's frightening.
That's who she is.
I mean, she put together a Mary Poppins song, right?
She does it in song.
So she continues.
There's a lot of things out on this particular woman.
And here she is singing about who to enhance her career.
All right, so check this out.
This is Ministry of Truth, and it's by Midnight Rider.
To be famous and powerful.
Santa, if you're listening, please tell me what to do.
Who do I fuck?
To be famous and powerful.
I've done everything I can and now the rest is up to you.
Okay, so you get the idea, right?
It's pretty bad.
Real bad, actually.
So this is who they are planning on putting as the director, right?
All right.
So who knows?
With the outcasting of all of the Twitter employees, especially the lawyer for Twitter, Vijayjay Gadade.
Vijayjay.
I don't even know how to say her name either.
These names are like, I don't know why.
I agree with Cat Turd.
I don't know why they don't just make them similar.
Smith would be fine.
But anyway, yeah, maybe she will join on that particular board.
I don't think they've named anyone else.
But this is pretty scary stuff.
And a lot of people are starting to push back.
Namely, of course, DeSantis.
I mean, the guy is a future president.
There's no question in my mind.
He came right out and said, absolutely not.
Check out his words to all of this.
As if they don't have enough issues to deal with, they now have an idea, and I honestly thought this was just a belated April Fool's joke, but they are actually going to create, in the Department of Homeland Security, a Bureau of Disinformation.
It's basically a ministry of truth, and what they want to do is they want to be able To put out false narratives without people being able to speak out and fight back.
They want to be able to say things like Russia collusion and perpetuate hoaxes and then have people like us be silenced.
They want to be able to advocate for COVID lockdowns.
They want to be able to advocate for school closures, things that are not supported by the evidence, but then when you speak out, they want to stifle dissent.
And so we reject this bureau in the state of Florida.
Okay, and yeah, I think we're all rejecting it completely here as well.
I mean, it's incredible.
But the thing about it is a lot of people think that I'm paranoid.
Honestly, they really do.
They're like, oh, that's never going to happen.
You're never going to be put on a list.
Well, I already have been, right?
And here in the state of California, you have to actually be extremely careful.
Because you're surrounded by nutjobs like this, Nina, who is going to take over, who is going to be the disinformation czar.
So, of course, you really don't want things out there because I wouldn't put it past California and the state that it's in to start really going after people.
One of the things that actually comes to mind is that you're going to have at some point, I mean, you know how they've treated people in the past with FBI raids and all of these other things.
What happens if you were to have an administration put something like this together to where they can basically go after anybody they want?
This is from Maze Moore, who you all know I'm a huge fan of, at Maze Moore, and that's M-A-Z-E-M-O-O-R-E over on Twitter.
Russian disinformation in a nutshell.
We don't really know how they do it.
We don't really know why they do it, but it's making it harder to govern people.
Our new minister of truth has no idea how foolish she is.
Check out this clip of her.
Just nice to know what we're getting into here.
In Russia, the lines are often blurred.
If you look at things like Fancy Bear and the cyber attacks that happened on the DNC, those lines aren't as clear.
Often Russia employs hackers that may not be directly affiliated with the government, but then It puts them in to the work of the GRU and other intelligence agencies.
So sometimes it's not as clear, but I think we can confidently say, in this case especially, that it was state-sponsored meddling.
Speaking of clarity, is there clarity about what the goal is?
What is the intention of the meddling?
Absolutely.
I think the goal, in contrast to Soviet propaganda, is just to inspire distrust, dismay, discontent among Western societies, therefore making it more difficult for Western governments to govern.
In Russia, the lines are often blurred.
Anything that they say that they want to report on you is Russian disinformation.
And that's what I was accused of being.
I was accused of being a foreign asset, a Russian bot, a Russian infiltrator, and that's how they nailed my account.
In fact, I was put on a list with 200 other people And they targeted our accounts, and this list was put together, and Hillary Clinton made mention of it several, several times.
So when I talk about lists, that's where it's coming from.
Now, this is obviously their secret weapon, this Nina.
Because she is the one that they think is really going to be able to make a change because she truly is completely committed to all of this.
But the thing about it is with her, when you start recognizing she's been in all of these different think tanks and she's had all of these Q&A's and you start listening to her beliefs, she honestly thinks That this is a communist environment that we should uphold.
That this is just the way it is.
And I really blame that on the way Facebook handled everything the way they did and the way Twitter became like a complete communist platform to where if you did not, they made it to where if they disagreed with what you had to say, you were gone.
There wasn't anything.
I didn't even get a strike.
I didn't get a warning.
I had never been put in timeout or anything.
They cleared me out the day they took out President Trump and all the others.
That was it.
It came out of absolute nowhere.
So this is exactly what they want to do.
But in this particular clip that I'm going to show you next...
You're going to have this Q&A from the Wilson Think Tank.
And what's so fascinating about it is that at the very end, she said that it's funded by Facebook partially.
So you see how they work.
This is a real, real problem that we're going to have going forward.
But I honestly think that with the acquisition, when you understand that the reason why Elon Musk, he actually bought Twitter, was to change this whole thing.
People are openly talking about how ridiculous it actually is.
And so here we go.
You've got her here.
And of course, Maze Moore has the fabulous video on it.
And we will also watch it.
And so May 2020, Nina Jankowicz was horrified at the idea of the executive branch, Trump, having any say in what is true or false.
She uses Poland's Ministry of Digitalization as an example of anti-democratic online governance.
She also admits to being funded by Facebook.
This is who they have in charge here, and so you know where this is going.
All right, so I'm going to pull this one up so you can check it out as well.
Imagine that, you know, with President Trump right now calling all of these news organizations that have inconvenient for him stories that they're getting out there, that he's calling fake news and now lashing out at platforms.
I would never want to see Our executive branch have that sort of power.
And that's why, you know, the legislative process with our duly elected officials is really important, that sort of consultative rulemaking process.
And we can't just govern by executive order anymore.
I think I'll leave it there.
I think the reverberations in the free speech space are huge.
Not to mention, this is exactly what Section 230 was designed to do to allow the platforms to enforce the standards on On their own spaces.
So I think, you know, the entire conversation is being obviously blown out of proportion for political reasons.
But in the more democratic countries, I'm thinking in particular of Poland.
Poland has established this consultative process with its Ministry of Digitalization and Facebook.
Because, like the Trump administration, and I wouldn't be surprised if the Law and Justice Party got this idea from the Trump administration, they believe that there is anti-conservative bias on Facebook, even though there have been multiple studies that prove otherwise.
And they have this consultative process where they send someone from the Ministry of Digitalization to discuss with Facebook's officers in Warsaw all of the instances of unfair content moderation.
And some of them are being overturned through that political pressure.
They have a tip line that people can kind of report when they think their content has been unjustly overturned.
And the Trump administration has a similar thing.
Providing a lot of fodder for anti-democratic online governance, and it's very, very scary, and I think this is really where Congress needs to step in.
I think we're seeing cooperation ramp up on a number of levels, so I will be completely honest and say that my program at the Wilson Center is partially funded by Facebook.
There you go.
That's the part that she has to be completely honest about.
Yeah, absolutely.
And this woman, this is who they picked in order to head this whole thing up.
And she is a complete raving lunatic, all right?
In case those videos did not convince you, this information probably will.
So, who could have possibly guessed—this is, by the way, from the Red State—who could have possibly guessed that the person who has been chosen to run Joe Biden's new Ministry of Truth would turn out to be a raving dictatorial lunatic?
That's the story this morning after others have begun to dig through Nina Jenkiewicz's past social media posts.
As Red State reported previously, Nina is set to be the new director of the administration's new disinformation governance board or Orwellian entity, if I've ever seen one.
And it's true.
It's really amazing that she didn't just go through there and wipe out some of this stuff.
That's what shocks me, I think, the most.
It's like they don't even care.
They're going to put it right out there.
And they want you to know who they are.
And they are completely and totally unafraid.
They don't think that their accounts are going to get wiped out.
Whether they were talking about disinformation, it's been proven to be disinformation.
A lot of people are misled from that.
So I don't know why the same rules never applied to the other side.
Well, I do know, and you know too.
It is to carry on their message.
So who is she?
Apparently, Jenkiewicz is a far-left, pro-censorship Karen who believes the government should have absolute power.
No, not exaggerating.
You can read her post for yourself.
And here you go.
You have Christina Pushaw over on Twitter, and she had captured a shot of what she said.
Anyway, according to Nina, long story short, I think we as a country might be too free-spirited to put it diplomatically, to comply with social distancing recommendations unless they're forced upon us.
So force away.
Lock us down.
People are not taking this seriously.
Okay, so that is how she thinks that we're supposed to be okay with all of this.
Just obey.
Lock us all down.
Make us wear masks.
Don't let anybody out of their homes.
And just run the government and run the nation as you see fit, and we're all going to just comply.
That's not America.
I mean, we should really buy this woman a one-way ticket over to a communist country that could really appreciate her enthusiasm for it.
Because she certainly has not the enthusiasm for freedom, which we all live by, love, and enjoy.
That's for sure.
She's a complete lunatic.
She goes on here.
This is from Hans.
Let me see.
Another interesting thing, just so everyone knows, notice that she has the Ukraine flag before the American flag, which I found pretty fascinating.
Anyway, so here she is, and it's another tweet from March 21, 2020.
I went for a hike today, and it has turned me into a lockdown evangelist.
I left home, planned to stay at least six feet from other humans, and for about 75% of the trail, managed to do just that.
Until all the late risers made it to the park.
Here's what I saw.
Oh no!
Anti-lockdown protest now spreading to UK.
Poster Below tries to get around AI detection by spacing out freedom movement, adding photos with event details to an album rather than creating separate events.
I hope all of those who want to get out of lockdown and get their freedom back, who doubted Russians' intentions or thought the Mueller investigation was a hoax, now understand the seriousness of cyber attacks and information operations.
Imagine all the deaths that could have been avoided if they had done the same with mask wearing in March and April.
Are you kidding?
This woman is like way, way out there.
But that is who she is and that's really what is expected and that's why they appointed her because she is that brainwashed.
She's perfect for their position.
You understand that.
Alright, so Jankiewicz, because it's a requirement on the left these days, a big-time Russia hysteric spreading false conspiracy theories that Hunter Biden laptop was Russian disinformation campaign.
She was also a huge fan of the Mueller investigation before she took into the pro-lockdown fanatic.
Does that sound like someone who should be in charge of dictating from a governmental perch?
What is and isn't true for the Department of Homeland Security?
Think about that.
It'd be bad enough if she were part of the FEC as some kind of government finger-wagging experiment.
That alone would be insane, but she's going to be making judgments on disinformation in regards to government targeting of extremists.
That's a scary thought right now.
And it should not be understated how dictatorial it is.
America is not supposed to have a ministry of truth.
That's supposed to be reserved for autocracies.
Around America, everyone now also, it's completely and totally unconstitutional.
And hopefully, lawsuits are already being prepared.
As they're writing this article.
So such an overreach cannot be allowed to stand unchallenged.
And honestly, I'm just so thankful that without even a hesitation, we had Ron DeSantis who said, no, no, no, that's not going to fly.
Because as you know, a lot of people really do follow his lead.
And I think it's just awesome.
I think he's just amazing.
A lot of people have a lot to learn from him.
So I don't know if all of you saw Tucker Carlson, but he said, you are a free person in this country, and no law enforcement agency can ever tell you what to think or say, period.
It's true.
That's why we're here.
I mean, this is why, and this is what makes our country so great.
So you're going to see a lot of more videos.
I assume if she didn't take those initial ones off, no telling.
The further they deep dive, the more they're going to find.
But you also have people like Tulsi Gabbard.
She is slamming the whole disinformation governance board as Biden's propaganda arm, Ministry of Truth.
Again, people are even on the left.
Democrats are saying, whoa, you're just really going way overboard, but they know they've lost control, all right?
This is part of what happens when you lose control when you steal an election, okay?
Because everybody starts to recognize what happened, and so they are desperately trying to get a hold of the message that Because they know that there is no way that there were 80 plus million people that voted for the clown that's up there now.
It's just not even a possibility.
And I'm so excited about Dinesh D'Souza's movie that's going to be launched next week.
The 2000mules.com.
Make sure that you go to the website so you can check all of that out because there's a lot that he's going to be uncovering.
I can't wait to see it.
I haven't seen it yet.
But it's going to be fabulous and it's going to tell a story.
If they had it their way, they would shut down that movie too.
That's how this goes.
Alright, so Tulsi Gabbard slams Disinformation Governance Board as Biden's propaganda-armed Ministry of Truth.
This is the kind of thing that you see in dictatorships, this ministry of truth, this department of propaganda.
And the reason why you see this in dictatorships is because they're afraid of us, could not have been said better.
And it's the truth.
That's why they're getting rid of everybody.
And that's why they're flipping out and had to do something immediately upon the purchase of Twitter.
Elon Musk.
All right.
So in a Thursday evening interview with Sean Hannity, former Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard slammed the Biden administration's new formed disinformation governance board, referring to it as a department of propaganda and the ministry of truth.
So she's right.
And I'm just glad that a lot of people are opening their eyes to all of this stuff.
In fact, this same woman, and it's really interesting here, our new director, she is opposed to the mockery of Kamala Harris, and she considers it to be a threat to democracy and national security.
This article, the one before was from the Postmillennial, this one is from Breitbart, and And you have resident Joe Biden's new disinformation chief, Nina Jankiewicz, who argued online mockery of Vice President Kamala Harris and other women in public office was a threat to national security.
How is that so?
You can't make fun of anyone?
You can't laugh.
You can't joke.
What are the roasts for?
I mean, the White House has those media roasts all the time, every single year.
What?
You can't laugh about people anymore?
You can't make fun of each other?
I mean, you can't make fun of yourself?
Oh no, she takes this As a national security threat.
Can you imagine anything more ridiculous?
I can't.
Other than her being appointed and them actually creating a board like this.
And yeah, that pretty much takes the cake.
So platforms and governments aren't doing enough, she wrote on social media.
It's time to act.
Our national security and democracy are at stake.
The Department of Homeland Security announced the creation of the new Disinformation Governance Board, and it's going to be led by Jenkowitz on Wednesday.
Jenkowitz argued that Congress should create new laws to block mockery of women online citing the volume of gender disinformation used to criticize Harris.
Okay, I call her VD. I don't have any reason to believe that if I'm harassed or criticized or whatever, that it's going to be a danger to me online.
I mean, give me a break.
It's like, okay, you don't like it, block it.
Okay, they're gone.
Poof.
You don't have to look at that anymore.
That's it.
Believe me, when I was on Twitter, if you would have looked at my DMs that I would receive just because my name was Jules and it's a girl's name, I would get all kinds of stuff from Pervs.
Like regularly, hourly, whatever.
I would get one or two or maybe more than that in the daytime.
And it was one of those things.
I said, okay, all I have to do to get rid of this is block.
Zap.
You're gone.
I never have to see your tweets again.
I never have to have you DM me again.
That's it.
Enough of you.
And that's what you do.
But to go after people collectively the way this woman is...
And act like this is a national security threat is unreal.
So, Jankiewicz argued that Congress should create new laws to block mockery of women online, citing the volume of gender disinformation used to criticize Harris.
Congress should reauthorize the Violence Against Women Act, VAWA, and include provisions against online gender-based harassment.
Jankiewicz wrote in a Wired article highlighting the abusive content, She sent this out on social media regarding women in public life.
So here she is.
This is her tweet.
For Wired, I wrote about the online gender abuse I experienced and the attacks we tracked against Kamala Harris, AOC, Ilion Omar, and more.
Platforms and governments aren't doing enough.
It's time to act.
Our national security and democracy are at stake.
And so that's what we've got.
We've got that clown in charge.
And so I think as far as we're all concerned, we need something to be done.
And luckily, we've got somebody like DeSantis that is going to lead the way.
But I have some news for everyone.
And it looks like...
It looks like...
I may have the fabulous cat with us.
Hey, how are you?
Oh my gosh, you're so great.
You're okay.
You're alive.
You are well.
Talk, please.
We all have to check and make sure that's right.
I made it through another ordeal.
That's life.
Oh my gosh.
Cat's hurt.
Really?
You tired of talking to yourself on the radio?
You ready me to come back?
I cannot wait for you to come back.
You have no idea.
I need a vacation.
It's time for you to take over this, Mike.
So tell us about you.
Enough about that.
Tell us about you.
Tell us what happened, how you are.
What went on?
Well, it was last week.
I think it was, I can't remember.
Last Friday.
I can tell you when it was.
Yeah, at noon.
Yeah, so I'd done a lot that day.
And I've been having no stomach issues or nothing.
So, I've actually been on a health kick.
So, I mean, I weed-eated the yard for hours and mowed and just doing a lot of physical labor on the farm.
Excuse me.
If I sound a little rough, it's because they stick this tube down your nose all the way to your stomach, and it rubs your throat so raw.
I can't even really talk.
But anyway, I don't know.
I went to bed early, but at 6 o'clock, I ate some salmon and some rice, something real light.
And I just started getting, like, right before I went to bed, I started getting a stomach ache, you know, right in the dead middle of my stomach.
And I was like, man, that hurts.
So I didn't think nothing about it, you know.
And I kind of dozed off for two hours, laid down in the bed.
Man, when I got up, I was in so much pain, I thought I was going to die.
So I went and got in a hot shower and all that and just, you know, just kept getting worse and worse.
I mean, I was in tears.
It was killing me.
I've had kidney stones before, man.
It was worse than that.
So, and it just kept getting worse and worse.
And I tried to deal with it for like five hours and then I'm like, I gotta go to the hospital.
So I've never called an ambulance in my life, but it was 50 miles to the hospital.
I knew something was majorly wrong.
I couldn't drive and I had a ride, but I'm just like, man, in case something happens on the way, cause I know something's wrong.
So anyway, we got there and they shot me up full of morphine.
It helped.
It always does.
And then they do the CAT scan and shoot the dye in you and everything.
And the guy comes in.
This is the weird part.
And he's like, well, it looks like you got a blockage, but I don't think you do.
I think it's this other thing where you almost have a blockage and blah, blah, blah.
And I'm like, this don't make any sense.
So he said, yeah, I'm going to send you home with some pain pills and some anti-nausea medicine and Some antibiotics.
I'm like, I don't have an infection.
So they sent me home.
Not in an hour, but after like 12 hours.
And I knew this is dumb.
And so just as soon as I got home...
It was almost the next night, I guess Saturday night by then.
And the next time, by the time I got home, I laid around for a couple hours.
And man, the pain, you know, once the morphine and everything wore off, it started hurting bad again.
Then it just started coming the other way, man.
I just had like, you know, puking and gas coming out of my mouth.
Oh my God.
Everything else, man.
And then the pain, it got so bad.
And I went and called an ambulance again.
For the second time in my life.
Cause I knew what it was in.
I said, this is a blockage.
It's coming the wrong way.
Oh my gosh.
It's good for you for calling and not just, you know, trusting the fact that you.
That I was in so much pain the second time.
I literally, they had to, I mean, I could not even, I mean, I was on the ground when I got there and like in the fetal position.
So, so I went back to the same hospital.
And there's no choice.
Look, when you're in an emergency situation around here, there's not like 18 hospitals to choose from.
There's like two.
And the one, they said, man, they didn't have no rooms available.
They were busy.
So I said, go to the other one.
And it's all a hundred mile round trip from my house.
But anyway, I got there.
The first surgeon that came in that night, he said, I don't know who read this to you, and I apologize, but this is definitely a blockage.
I'm looking at it right here.
So he said, you're probably going to have to have surgery.
So they sent me to another hospital for a surgeon, for a surgeon that could do it.
He was like off that.
He was just leaving his shift.
And so anyway, they told me when I first went in, like then, that it was probably about a 90% chance I was going to have to have surgery because it was pretty bad.
Anyway, so then they go the starvation route.
They stick this thing up your nose, four feet, man, does it hurt, all the way to your stomach.
Wow.
And they basically pump your stomach out and they starve you to death.
And you can't drink water or eat anything for days.
And it's supposed to relax your whatever, your intestines.
And hopefully it'll untwist the bad spot and it'll all come through.
You don't have to have surgery.
So that went on and it just happened to work.
And every day they'd say 70% chance, then 50%, then 30% chance of surgery.
So it was a miracle I didn't have to have surgery.
And I won't tell anybody anything.
If you had never just said, and I'm not on, I'm after the first day, they didn't give me any pain medication.
So I'm not like sitting there in the hospital and all this pain medication.
So, I mean, I'm just sitting there starving.
So, I mean, I didn't eat for five days.
And I'm going to tell you something, you never not ate for five days, man, I was hungry.
Well, see, I was trying to get the details, right?
Okay, so I'm sitting there texting Cattern, and everybody's texting me.
What do you know?
How is he?
What's he doing?
How is he?
And I'm like, you know what?
I'm asking.
I'm going to go and ask him again, but I want him to rest.
I don't want to – I know he's probably getting flooded with text.
I don't want to do that to him, but I have to know.
And you would come back, and you would say, I'm starving.
I'm hungry.
I'm like, yeah, but how are you?
All I could hear from you was I'm starving.
I'm hungry.
Oh my gosh.
Besides that, how are you?
I told them nurses, I'm going to turn on the food channel and can you lift me up and I'll lick the TV. I'm hungry.
The last day, well the day before I got a little, you know, I was as nice and happy-go-lucky as I could and believe me, I wasn't in a great hospital in good conditions, man.
I had a The whole time I was in there, I had a roommate.
I don't know if he has Alzheimer's or whatever.
They don't have no private rooms.
He screamed for four days.
Just like in his sleep all day, man.
And he cussed like his wife was blind and she'd come in there and he just basically cussed.
It wasn't his fault, man.
He didn't know what he was saying.
He was like, you son of a bitch!
Blah, blah, blah!
So I didn't sleep for five days.
And then So the last day, they said, if this, this, and this happens, and then we can put you on food and make sure you don't, you know, throw up, we can send you home.
So they told me that, and I was a lot excited the day before to just eat anything, just some broth or an insurer, you know.
So the daughter never even showed up that day.
And man, that's when the nice cat turd turned into...
So the fifth day of not eating, I got up and when they didn't even show to even come see me that day when I was supposed to be released, then I was just like, look, here's what's going to happen this morning when I woke up.
Yeah, I'm either going to have surgery or y'all are going to release me or I'm going to pull this thing out of my nose and I'm leaving myself.
Oh my...
One way or another.
Gosh.
It's happening.
Oh, I'll bet.
Well, you had said in your text, you didn't really go into detail because you were so weak, but you just said it was a complete and total nightmare.
And of course, I didn't want to report that because everybody wants to be positive about your return.
And I was...
Everybody has been so worried.
In fact, just so you know, there have been so many people that have donated to the show wanting to help in any way that they possibly can.
Silent Night just...
I've donated twice to the show.
Everybody has just been so supportive.
My phone doesn't stop.
From the minute I wake up until the very end, I am getting questions on how you are.
And even people are suggesting that I go ahead and move down to Florida to make sure that you're okay because you're a national treasure and I need to take care of you.
I'm fine.
I've had a lot of medical stuff happen to me in my life.
I've been beat up and kicked in the nuts my whole life, so this is nothing.
I know.
I've had some painful stuff.
I've had gallstones and kidney stones, which are supposed to be the most painful thing, but believe me, this thing right here, man, it was painful.
Basically, I was so weak the day I got up and told them, look, I'm eating something today, period.
That's it, because I was so dehydrated.
And so they don't want to stress it out to try to make it relaxed.
So they give you an IV, but they don't turn it up high.
So you can get enough fluids to not die.
But they couldn't even find my veins in my arm.
I was so dehydrated.
I mean, they punched me like hundreds of times in each arm.
My arms are all purple now, both of them.
I mean, it was a nightmare.
I can imagine.
Man, I've been out, what, this is my third, second, no, third day now, so, and I'm just trying to get my strength back after starving to death.
Oh, boy.
I knew it was bad.
I really did, and I knew that you couldn't really do a lot.
I knew you were probably sleeping a lot.
Did they find out what caused the blockage?
I mean, what was it?
Was there anything specific?
That they could see or figure?
No, I mean, it's not like they pull something out.
It's digested.
Hey, we found a nut down here.
Do you know what you ate?
No, I know exactly what it is.
You do?
Okay.
Yeah, years of drinking too much alcohol.
Hamburgers, hot dogs, french fries, ribs.
Doing your thing.
A whole slab of butter and your mashed potatoes.
I mean, let's face it, this was 100% my fault.
End of story.
I've learned my lesson, God, I swear.
I'm going to be eating like crackers.
Oh my gosh.
Well, no more of that beautiful cornbread that you tempt us with or fried chicken.
Oh, cornbread, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, all of that stuff.
I'm not going to go that far.
I know.
There's going to be limitations.
I believe there are rewards in your future because every kitty needs a reward.
But it was funny because I was even telling a few people, I said, I've been promised stall number three.
So if it comes down to that, if something happens, I have stall number three on Cat Church Ranch.
And if I have to go down there with handsome and shoes and everything in tow, haha, okay, get ready for that.
I said, that would get him well.
Stall three, four.
Stall four is just for the dog clothes.
Stall five is just for the dog shoes.
Exactly.
It's like walk-in closets.
Get ready for Cat Turn Ranch, LA style.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I just cannot tell you how much we have missed you.
And when you started tweeting, everybody started getting really excited.
Like, did you see what he...
I mean, everybody started sending me your tweets, which was really funny.
And so as if I wasn't, you know, kind of having...
I was struggling with the show because I was like, oh no, I have to do the show by myself.
This is like going to require a whole lot of...
Everybody says you're doing great.
Oh, you're so funny.
Oh my gosh.
I have been a wreck.
I have missed you tremendously.
I spend about five minutes in the beginning of the show talking about you and then five minutes at the end kind of mad at you.
Like, where is he?
But it's so good to hear you and to know that you're doing better.
You sound better.
Yeah, well, I lost 15 pounds in one week.
That's a lot of weight, and I need to lose it, but I don't want to lose it like this.
Oh, I bet you don't want to lose it like that.
I bet it was horrible.
So, it's going to take a while, because it really messed my body up.
So, I mean, to get my digestion right again, I'm probably going to be pretty weak for about a month after this, because it was something...
I can imagine.
I'm really hoarse.
That tube, they stick up your nose three feet down your stomach.
If you ever had that, you know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, it just lays on your throat so you can barely swallow and after days and days of it, man, it gets so raw in there.
It's just like swallowing with glass in your throat and it's It's bad, but I feel fortunate not to have surgery, so I'm thankful.
I'm not totally out of the woods yet.
I was making sure everything's working right again, which it is right now.
Everything seems fine, but I'll believe it in a couple of weeks that you made it through.
Well, dog crap won.
He just said, get well, man.
He just donated to the show.
Sink 5.
Just donated as well and says, yay, cat turd is back.
Hope he didn't lose any fur.
And just, I mean, really, you would not believe the outpour of support.
I've been reading a lot of the things when you would tweet on your page that people would post because I would have like a cat turd moment.
Silent Night just donated again.
He said, Jules on Cat Turd Ranch would be like Green Acres 2.0.
Yes, it probably would be.
Exactly what it would be, Green Acres.
That would be it, pretty much.
But you wouldn't have believed just how many people.
And I would do a segment with a lot of your followers that would say certain things, and I would read them on the show because it was like having you here in a way because...
Everybody really responded.
Marjorie Taylor Greene.
I read the article that they wrote on Boebert.
Yeah.
I read that.
They got all mad.
She wished me Boebert, instead of doing her job, is wishing a username Kat there would get well.
That's all they do.
They cry about everything.
They can't even like, hey, one person that knows another person and another person's in the hospital saying get well soon.
That's even wrong for them.
I know.
They're really sick people.
They're miserable.
They are.
At least Elon Musk called them out.
He said the left hates everyone, including themselves.
Welcome to the party, pal.
They do.
Well, let me ask you this.
Okay, because you were down and out, you saw all of this unbelievable news that you missed, okay?
You didn't miss it, but you weren't here to, like, talk about it either, and you weren't feeling well enough to tweet.
All right, so I haven't spoken to you since the actual takeover.
Of Twitter.
Oh, yeah.
We haven't spoken.
So, are you just elated?
Are you psyched as ever?
Yeah, I got like 55,000 followers in the hospital.
For the first time, I used to get followers like that.
Now they've stopped again.
So, they were just cleaning it up for a few days, and that didn't look like they were going to open it up again.
But that's how many followers you'll get if you've got a larger account, if they'll just open it up.
Heck, I've almost got 400,000 on truth now.
They should just do it.
You know what?
They should just say, Elon Musk should just say, hey, you know what?
I'm going to open this whole thing up and just let us all go to town.
And then if you break the rules or what have you, then he can start getting rid of people again.
Everybody gets back on, you know, there's the new rules.
You break the new rules, then you're out.
Right.
Forget this trickle-in stuff.
Let's go.
Let's get us all back there.
I can't wait.
I hope I get my account back.
I loved my account.
I don't like seeing, you know, that it's not there.
And I have to use that app because of what you tweet and things like that.
And so it's just a constant reminder that I've been blacklisted.
Yeah.
But I don't know if you know about James Corden.
He's another one that freaked out over you.
Apparently, he is leaving the Tonight Show, the Late Late Show.
That's what he gets for the attack piece monologue on it.
That's right.
And real quick shout out.
I'm still here.
You're gone.
Bye.
Real quick shout out to VMK1110. She says, love both of you.
Thank you for a great show.
And mother of pearl.
She has donated so many different times this week, too.
And she says, best show ever.
Welcome back, Cat Turd.
So my goodness, you've got the whole Cat Turd gang here.
That are just cheering you on.
So this was kind of fun.
I brought this up for nostalgia reasons.
James Corden says, Trump's weird retweet catastrophe hits a new low.
Now, I wanted to play this because you were all over this one.
And when we found out that you had actually been on the Late Late Show, we knew that you were really making some serious headway.
On Twitter.
And you've only gotten bigger from there.
And from here, no telling.
The sky's the limit.
So here it was that Donald J. Trump had retweeted you.
And then they did a little piece.
Check this out.
Of course, President Trump is still continuing his desperate attempt to delegitimize the election, and things seem to hit a new low last night as he retweeted three times an account called Cat Turd.
Now, to be fair, the cat is wearing glasses, so it must be smart.
The actual Twitter handle for the account is CatTurd2.
And I, for one, cannot wait to see what's in store from CatTurd3.
CatTurd sounds like someone Joe Biden would have brought up in a speech during the primaries.
When I was growing up in Scranton, there was a real mean son of a gun.
We used to call him CatTurd.
He could doo-wop and bebop like nobody's business.
What was I talking about?
Oh, yeah, climate change.
Meanwhile, more and more states are certifying...
Okay, so you get it.
And I had to bring that up.
Now you know why his unfunny ass is getting cancelled.
That's exactly right.
Well, you heard the laugh box in the back.
I mean, you need that when somebody is just...
He's so unfunny, the laugh box quits working.
It does.
I mean, you know, he's sitting there looking around, but he did do a couple of jabs at Biden.
What was I talking about again?
Climate change.
I mean, they knew back then what they were getting.
Let's face it.
It wasn't a secret.
They knew exactly what they were going to get.
Just a complete empty shell.
That's what we have.
So you have all of that.
And then now we have the Ministry of Truth going on as a result of Elon Musk.
Boy, isn't she?
Have you been playing clips of that idiot?
I sure have.
The first part of the show, I couldn't help myself.
Remember when I said, I said this, like I've been saying, it's like the freshman class at Yale's drama club is running the country.
Now tell me that's not her.
That's exactly her.
It's scary, is it not?
Oh my gosh, this woman's a lunatic.
Why would they put her in front?
That's what I don't get.
I mean, she is an absolute freak, like nothing I've ever seen.
They're idiots, and this is unconstitutional as hell, and it's not going to stand.
I mean, it's just...
God!
That division's got 15 million people coming over a month illegally, and what do they do?
Let's create the Ministry of Truth!
Isn't that unreal?
I knew you were gonna have fun with this one.
And of course, as always, your governor comes to the rescue.
And, yeah, always.
And it's not, he is a governor.
He runs a state.
It's the senators and the Congress in D.C. who have the power of the purse, who oversight these committees to come out and the Republicans to say something.
And they never do.
It's always DeSantis, Boebert, and Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jim Jordan, and a few others.
And that's it.
That's why the rest of them have got to go.
One by one by one by one.
They suck.
Yes, they do.
I mean, they're going to start a thing calling, you know, a ministry of propaganda is all it is, and the Republicans aren't going to say shit.
That's it.
Oh, they pissed me off.
That's why I'm no longer a party girl.
And you know what?
I get a lot of blowback for that because people are like, oh, you're not a Republican anymore.
And I'm like, well, where's the Republican Party in California?
Point.
Show me the way.
Of course, I'm going to vote Republican.
But with the way they're stealing elections here, there's no point.
I mean, I vote.
I show up to vote.
But I support other candidates and other key states that I feel will make a difference.
That's how it works here because it's gone too far.
We already tried to get rid of and recall a governor and that didn't work because they were still voting on the same machines and ballot harvesting and all of that.
It's just silly stuff.
But DeSantis is always in front.
He leads the pack.
I mean the guy is unreal.
I played his clip as well and he really did think it was an April Fool's joke.
I did too.
I really couldn't even believe they went to that extreme and that quick.
What Trump should do is come out today and say, okay, if I'm elected, I'm glad they started this program because when I'm elected, I'm putting Alex Jones in charge of it.
Wouldn't that be great?
I'm putting Alex Jones in charge of it.
How do you like them apples?
Let's see if you want it now.
Roger Stone's going to be DHS. Alex Jones is going to be the truth minister.
This is how you beat them.
You don't beat them by a Republican tweeting about it.
That's right.
This is how you beat them.
It's a division they're creating.
You just use it against them so absurdly that they'll never even think about doing something like that again.
Well, and it's got to happen, too.
And you have Elon Musk, who is openly mocking them.
I mean, I loved this tweet from yesterday when he put this post up.
And it was funny because a lot of people got certain things, but there's a lot to this particular meme.
I mean, here it is.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, the center.
It's huge!
These little things he's doing.
He never moves.
These little things he's doing.
There's a lot of young people out there and there's a lot of people that don't get nothing, you know, in politics.
And they've been totalized this whole time.
They're starting to get it in their minds.
But he's not, you know, I try to be easy on him because sometimes he says things and he'll say, well, the right.
And I said, nope, it's the left, man.
It isn't the right.
But this is bringing millions of people to our side, just so everybody will know.
Oh, it is.
Just having somebody like that that they look up to and admire, talk about it, and start saying they're just hateful.
They hate themselves.
I mean, it's huge.
I mean, look at this.
This, to me, just spoke volumes.
And when he first released it, I did it on the show.
But the more I looked at it, the more I started seeing in it.
I mean, you have him.
You have Elon Musk, me.
And he never changes.
But you have this chart that is continuing to change, right?
So you see it.
He's now shuffled more to the right.
And then you see my fellow liberal here in 2012 who's taken off to the left.
And then woke progressive.
You've got this conversation going on.
Bigot, right?
Because they're so full of hate.
That's all it is, is hate.
Just absolute hate from their side.
They want to shut you down.
He's getting a taste of it right now.
Oh, exactly.
And it's just probably going to make him even stronger.
And then you've got the conservative who's just laughing.
They want comedy.
And that's why people, you know, we don't want to always take ourselves seriously.
We need that break.
You don't have to be insulted.
You don't have to Start all of these culture wars and division and all of that.
That can only last for so long.
It can't continue.
But when you see the Ministry of Truth, this woman, Nina, my goodness, she is horrible.
Oh my God, she is a cringe.
She's a Blue Aeon conspiracy theorist.
She's a Russian conspiracy theorist on her black laptop, CIA. Was Russia.
I mean, she is the queen of disinformation.
And she's so cringe.
I mean, my God, have you seen some videos of her singing and singing karaoke?
Oh, we went through it.
Boy, she thinks she's the shit, don't she?
Boy, she thinks she's really good.
And you're a musician.
You know, you got to learn commas and adjectives and adverbs and stuff.
She thinks she's the shit, and she is the shit.
Yeah.
And of course we're in the litter box.
So that's what you get.
They're insane.
Oh, it's really scary.
Dan Bongino, I was trying to listen to some talk radio today a little bit and get back into it.
I turned on Dan Bongino and he was talking about one of my tweets.
Hilarious.
Well, I was laughing at the one that you wrote about President Biden thinking that he's the president of Ukraine.
I cracked up when I saw that one yesterday.
If everybody don't know, they send them $14 billion, and then every three days he sends another $800 million.
Now he wants to send them $33 billion.
I mean, we're going to be up to $100 billion soon.
I know.
And if you want to know what $100 billion can do to our country, we can build a southern wall, even through the mountainous areas, probably 50 foot high to 100 foot high, all along it for $10 billion.
There's another $90 billion.
I mean, they're just laundering money to all their friends.
What are they buying with all this money?
This is bullshit.
I don't want another dime to go to Ukraine.
Sorry, I don't.
I don't either.
I don't either.
We've given enough.
We have, completely.
Completely.
But you know exactly why it's happening.
And it's because they're going to get it on the other side, on the flip side.
Real quick, I have to do another shout out.
Seraf just donated to the show and he says, Welcome back, Cat Turd.
So happy to hear you again.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you all so, so much.
We appreciate it.
Yeah, I think.
And look, I, you know, I actually had people going, well, that text me, go, I guess you don't talk to me anymore.
Man, I... I didn't text or email or anybody or DM just about during this whole time.
Of course, I was in the hospital.
I'd text every now and then from my hospital bed, from the phone.
But, I mean, text, tweet.
But, man, I can't, you know, so much nice, you know, people wrote so many nice things, and I can't respond to all of them because there's just so many.
But just, you know, I love all you guys, and it really helped me and made me feel better.
And I'm still recovering.
You can probably hear it in my voice.
I'm a little weak, but I'm getting there.
I don't think I'll be full swing for another week or two, but I'm hanging in there.
Probably not.
I drove down to the store, so y'all have good reception.
I'm even kind of wearing out right now, so I'm going to have to go here.
Yeah, I'm going to let you go right now, but I just wanted to ask one more question, and that was about the Trump tweet yesterday.
Oh, yeah.
I'm back, Kofi.
Remember, we always promised we would leave on a high note, so that is our high note.
And Patrick, what do you have to say as far as that's concerned?
Oh, it's nice.
I'm getting as many engagements on Truth right now.
I mean, for a long time, I had like, you know, 50,000, 60,000 followers.
And now, I mean, it's like, in the last five days, I've got almost 400,000 now.
I know.
If they let Android people in, I would end up with a million followers over there.
If they would let everybody in the truth, I'll have more followers there in the next two weeks than I've ever had on Twitter.
So there's a lot of people going over there.
Oh my God.
And Elon Musk tweets about it and says they're the number one out because they were dishonest here.
That's exactly right.
Okay, so that's enough.
You, sir, get home, crawl into that bed and rest because the show is over anyway.
I can't thank you enough for coming on.
I did my best, but you know what?
Well, I missed it.
I missed you, and it was obvious to everyone.
You can just ask.
Well, I hope to be back full-time next week.
If anything changes, I'll let you know.
Oh, gosh.
Don't, don't, don't even say that.
You're going to be here on Monday feeling wonderful, marvelous.
You've cleaned up your diet.
You're doing everything right, and you're going to be in tip-top form.
But the prayers have been just absolutely amazing and you just go ahead and get back into that bed and I'll close down the show.
All right, everyone.
Bye.
All right.
See you later.
Okay, so that is our fabulous cat.
And as he delivered as promised, I honestly, that's the first time I've spoken to him since this whole ordeal.
And I do know that if he could have written everybody back and everything else, he definitely absolutely would have.
But I was just getting updates.
From him on a daily basis, how he was doing.
I didn't expect him to come on the show, even though it was really funny.
I would send him an invite to join the show because it was just what I do.
I said, I don't expect you to come, but I just want you to know that when you see that link, it's just something that I do.
You're there in spirit.
Thank you, everyone, for your prayers.
We really and truly appreciate it.
Thank you.
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