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New World Order - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 3/22/2022 - Ep. 45
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Today is Tuesday, March 22, 2022, episode number 45.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat Turd.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
You about said Monday, didn't you?
I almost did.
You were like, ma-tuesday?
Ma-tuesday.
Ma-tuesday.
Yeah, that's in between Monday and Tuesday.
Ma-tuesday.
Well, yesterday's show went so fast, and then you had me really worried when I saw that you were sitting down to sushi.
I thought, oh no.
Oh no.
Is he going to be late?
Is he going to be here?
Oh no.
He's really comfortable over there.
And so you had me a little worried.
How was it, by the way?
It looks absolutely fabulous.
Oh man.
It was so good.
Yes.
The waitress, though, I don't think she'd ever served sushi before.
I could tell she was new.
She didn't have no idea what I was ordering or anything.
I ordered some rolls and ordered some sushi.
Now, you know that sushi is raw fish, right?
Yeah.
I said, well, I'm here because I don't like my sushi well done.
You know what I mean?
She just looked at me like I was crazy.
Oh my gosh.
That's why I'm here.
Those picky orderers is where I thought you were going with that story.
Like the person that wants everything on the side or they want it a certain way or they want it this way or that way.
I have friends of mine that are like that.
They get on these crazy diets or whatever.
And all of a sudden, by the time they're served, it's like a piece of lettuce.
They're always the ones that are the most demanding, too.
They always tip the worst.
You ever notice that?
Always, yes.
Oh my gosh, they're really difficult to deal with, too.
It was one of them days all day, you know, I had to go to the tax guy and pay my taxes, which was like...
Ouch.
Like getting kicked in the nuts over and over again for two or three hours.
He's still not over it.
By Bigfoot.
Oh, no.
So, and then I'm like, I just like, there's, you know, I live out in the country, so they don't really sell anything that's really that good here.
So I was going to the Publix over there to get some boar's head meat for sandwiches, which is like $14 a pound now.
And there's one lady in front of me.
I'm not good.
There's only one lady in front of me.
She's like, yeah, I would like two slices of turkey.
And then, okay, well, this thin, this thin.
Oh, do you have any pickle loaf?
Pickle loaf instead.
And it's okay, I want four slices of this.
Now, do you have this roast beef?
Can you do an end piece where it's not so rare?
And then 18 kind of cheeses.
I mean, it ended up being like one pound half an hour later.
It's like, I'm the only person in the entire world.
Oh, yeah.
Well, and I know when you go to town, it's a big event, right?
So when I saw sushi and when you said, oh, you can name the show today, I thought to myself, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Oh, no.
Is this the calm before the storm?
I mean, what is going on?
So, yes, but at least you rewarded yourself, right?
I mean, if you're in town, you might as well do all the things.
I'm a sushi fanatic.
Yeah, it's good stuff.
I lived on the road for a long time, working and traveling around.
I mean, 300 days a year, 20 years on the road.
So, man, I ate sushi at least twice a week.
I just love it.
Some people don't like it.
You either love it or you hate it.
There's no in-between.
I kind of like sushi.
It's just like, man, you either crave it or you hate it.
That's it, too.
You're absolutely right.
I mean, I have friends of mine that do not like sushi at all.
They talk about the mercury levels.
They talk about this.
They talk about that.
Mercury.
Then they're like, okay, so then they'll say, oh, but I do want to go with you while you go and eat sushi.
So they'll come over and we'll go and have sushi because that's what I was going to do before they decided to join.
And then all of a sudden, they're just staring at the menu blankly and perturbed.
And I'm like, you wanted to be here.
I mean, you knew this was the plan, right?
So I don't understand that either.
There's a lot of mysteries in this world.
The New World Order being one of them.
Wow.
Oh, yeah.
They can't hide it, can they?
We've been saying this stuff for how many years now?
And they finally just admit it.
And I doubt he was even supposed to say it.
You know, Joe, they said, whatever you do, don't mention New World Order.
He's like, New World Order!
That's what popped into his brain.
I mean, oh my gosh, you can only imagine what the handlers were doing when it actually came out the way it did.
So I was able to pick up a couple of little memes here.
I have no idea who did this one, the second one, but here you go.
Build back better.
And he's got a big pot here.
This is from grand old memes.
And then he, of course, spills the beans.
And there it is, New World Order all over the place.
And the next one says, I'll stop being a conspiracy theorist when the rich and powerful stop conspiring.
Because that's all it's been.
So I'm going to play this clip, the New World Order clip, and you can judge it for yourself.
You know, we are at an inflection point, I believe, in the world economy.
Not just the world economy, in the world.
It occurs every three or four generations.
As one of the top military people said to me in a secure meeting the other day, 60 million people died between 1900 and 1946.
And since then, we established a liberal world order, and that hadn't happened in a long while.
A lot of people died, but nowhere near the chaos.
And now is a time when things are shifting.
There's going to be a new world order out there.
And we've got to lead it.
We've got to unite the rest of the free world and do it.
So anyway.
You can't even lead up.
You can't even arrange your sock drawer, idiot, much less a new world order.
Oh, my God.
Do you hear the funniest thing about that clip, though?
I hadn't really heard the whole thing yet.
I was in a secure meeting with a bunch of military people, and they said...
Did you notice that?
I was in a secure meeting and they told me this information for the secure meeting.
I mean, honestly, that's the problem here.
My God.
I know, you know, and of course Paskanky, she, that's what we call Saki on this show, by the way, for those of you that are new to the show, the press secretary, she all of a sudden comes down with COVID. There's no wonder that she has COVID right now.
I'm sure.
Oh, she got it again?
Well, apparently, yeah.
That's the latest and greatest.
I didn't hear that because I've been eating sushi all day.
Yes.
No, she got it again?
I guess so.
She just had it like a month ago, didn't she?
Yeah.
This is...
She has COVID. ABC is actually reporting.
I'll show you right here.
White House Press Secretary Paskanky has COVID. Biden tests negative.
So this...
Get another booster, Howdy Doody.
Go ahead.
Get another booster, Howdy Doody, female Howdy Doody.
But is there any, I mean, my first thoughts are, of course, she's basically, I'm not saying that she doesn't have it, but I'm saying, wow, what a wonderful time for her to have it.
Because look at all of this.
I mean, she's got a disaster on her hands.
Okay, she just got it.
Okay, there hadn't been a new variant out.
So she's had it four weeks ago.
Now she's got it again.
And you know you get natural immunity once you have it.
And then she's been all these boosters and stuff.
I mean, they just lie so much.
She probably just said, look, I need a week off.
Yes.
You got COVID. Unreal.
Well, here's the deal.
The thing about it is, how does she defend all of this?
And what kind of mess do they have on their hands?
Both with their SCOTUS nominee, right?
And also with Biden saying the quiet part out loud here.
There's going to be new world order out there and we've got to lead it.
Of course, that was trending on Twitter as well.
I saw that.
So we were told that this was just conspiracy theories, both the Great Reset and New World Order.
Well, on Monday, you saw the clip, right?
And he comes right out and says it.
And this is after his secure military meeting.
So, yeah.
Yeah.
God, I mean, he might blurt out anything at any time.
He might be going, please call, you know, to give to my campaign this number, and he gives out the nuclear code.
Jeez.
Launch codes.
KM7-134-972-MPQ. That's what we have.
Exactly.
50 million people got nuclear codes.
Well, people are really starting to catch on.
They're starting to really pay attention.
So then, this is the Gateway Pundit reporting, he said, then Joey says the quiet part out loud and blurted out Klaus Schwab's plan.
There's going to be a new world order out there and we have to lead it, Biden said, disclosing information he received from, as you pointed out, a top military official in a secure meeting.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
I just heard that for the first time.
I know it.
I know it.
But I'll tell you, people are really talking openly about Alex Jones being a prophet because in 2003 he was talking about all of that.
Yeah, I played that today on my Twitter.
Yes, you did.
2003.
Play that, man.
I definitely am going to.
Everybody thinks he's crazy.
I'm telling you, Alex Jones, I don't believe anything anybody, everybody says.
And you shouldn't believe everything I say.
I mean, nobody does.
Nobody has the exact same mind.
But man, I'm telling you, some of the stuff, because we don't get it here anymore.
They shut off Alex Jones for some reason after Rush died.
I don't know why.
They did some switching around stations.
And I got two or three different podcasts.
I mean, radio shows, and he got taken off, man.
I was so pissed.
I'm like, come on.
He's pretty powerful, and the thing about it is...
It's entertaining, though.
I mean, I don't believe everything he says, but some of the craziest things he's said over the last two or three years that I thought were just nuts are totally true.
Like, there's AIDS and the virus, I mean, the vaccine and all this stuff.
And then like two years later, I'm like, everybody's testing positive for AIDS. I'm like, you gotta be kidding.
Right?
This is the thing.
I mean, he really, I mean, he goes way out there sometimes, but he definitely, a lot of the stuff.
He's right.
Yes.
A lot of the stuff that he talks about that they've been covering up for a long period of time is now surfacing.
He's right more than anybody on MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC, and CNN, I'll tell you that.
Well, here he is in 2003.
Check this out.
Hello, I'm Alex Jones, and I'm a syndicated radio and television host based in Austin, Texas.
And for many years, I've been exposing the criminal activities of the global elite Also known as the New World Order.
I remember five years ago being on the radio and reading UN documents on the air that were public and having callers call in and say, there is no New World Order.
The news said so.
They said dangerous people.
Talk about it.
And I'd say, excuse me, there's a World Bank.
There's a World Court.
You don't have juries.
You can't face your accusers.
This is run by a group of elite families.
They're the shareholders of XYZ Bank.
Well, people don't call my syndicated show anymore and disagree with that fact because now in the news they admit, yes, there's a world government, yes, there's a new world order.
So let's look at the new world order and what it has in store for you and your family.
And I assure you, my friends, it is nothing less than total enslavement.
We'll look at the type of cashless society control grid they're putting in.
The destruction of the Bill of Rights and Constitution in America.
The disarmament of the people.
The end of national sovereignty.
The militarization of police.
And yes, the concentration camps that are a fact.
Not rumor, but fact.
The documentation begins.
The rumors end right here on this show today.
2003.
There's not one thing that he said in there that hadn't come true.
Not one thing.
And you'd think he was a nut, especially 2003.
You'd go, this guy's nuts.
Right.
What is he even talking about?
But, as we know, this is all being played out before our eyes.
Everything...
From COVID to everything.
I mean, the election, the ceiling of elections.
You're seeing that.
That's already...
We've already seen it.
We already experienced it.
But now you're seeing the proof of it coming out.
And just what they're doing to this country.
I mean, we are basically a shell country now.
They are doing everything they can to strip us from all of our rights, all of our...
They're trying to get rid of the middle class so they'll have rich and poor.
100%.
Poor being controlled by the rich.
Yep.
That's exactly it, too.
And at the same time, they get most of the poorest people to vote for them.
That's how crazy it is.
Voting against their own demise.
Yes, exactly.
And they don't even see it.
That is what is so horrible about this whole thing.
Well, apparently the Republicans, they're touting that they're going to investigate.
They're going to launch investigations when they are able to control.
Mean letters coming from Lindsey.
Yes, right.
Oh my gosh, what kind of political theater is this?
Apparently he marched out of the hearing this afternoon, the SCOTUS hearing this afternoon.
So multiple top Senate Republicans reveal all the investigations.
They will launch into the Dems after November.
This is from the D.C. Inquirer.
And so they want to talk about everything.
Okay, everything that you've been living through, they want to make sure that they go after it.
They want to go after Fauci.
They want to go after all of the different things that the Democrats have been trying to push on us this whole entire time.
A lot of these Republicans, though, as you recall, have voted with them, have voted in favor of all of this.
So those are the ones we really have to root out.
And I'm sure a lot of them are probably a little worried about their seats right now because we're not going to forget this time.
We're suffering way too much.
On a daily basis.
You just went to the grocery store.
You bought what?
Man.
I mean, some deli meats?
And how much did that cost you?
For two pounds of turkey, a boar's head, and one pound of roast beef is like $40.
Right?
Good God.
I mean, come on.
I feel guilty eating it.
Yeah, I know.
This is really bad.
My cat be begging for some turkey.
I'll be going, nope, this is too expensive.
This is too expensive for you.
Cat food for you today.
No, I'm just kidding.
Oh my gosh.
It's crazy.
I mean, I bought some other stuff too.
It was like $180 and it was like nothing.
It was like a half a grocery cart full.
Right.
I couldn't believe some of the prize.
It was the first time I've been to a real grocery store.
I went a couple weeks ago, but I didn't really get a ton of groceries.
Oh, it's a good deal.
I mean, and then the gas to get there and back.
I mean, come on.
That's like a double whammy.
They want you to stay put.
They don't want you going anywhere.
And they're already talking about the food shortage.
So, yeah, you better hoard that turkey and whatever else you got in there.
I'm going to start eating fried squirrel with large gravy or something.
You're going to be back in the swamp with a pigeon pole.
Don't think I've never done it.
Country boy can survive.
Yes, they can.
I don't know what I'll do here in L.A. I did buy a freezer, though.
That was a real big deal for me.
I mean, seriously, in Hollywood.
That's going to work great when your power goes out.
I know.
I do have solar panels coming, but, you know, the lasting of that.
That's not going to last long anyway.
So here we go.
You've got a couple of people.
Senator Rick Scott, who said he's going to focus on the border crisis.
Well, why aren't they banging the drums right now?
Where have they been this whole entire time?
It's like they were hibernating until it's election time.
This is the start of the things when all these Republicans are going to tell you what you want to hear that you hadn't even heard from.
Ben Sass finally popped up because there's a war.
I can't stand that guy.
I feel the way I feel exactly like I did about Jeff Flake with Ben Sass.
He's smarmy.
He's snide.
He thinks he's so much smarter than you.
He thinks he's so much better than you.
Everybody's dumb.
He's the smartest person in the world.
God, I hate people like that, but that's exactly the way he is.
That's him, all right.
He's a guy I hate in real life.
Yeah, exactly.
You put us in the room together?
Uh-uh.
The cat would survive.
It ain't.
I don't know.
I'd probably be arrested.
Yeah.
I don't know.
You'd win.
It doesn't matter about the aftermath.
We'll worry about that after the fact.
But there are just so many swamp creatures out there.
Well, Josh Hawley says that he wants the Senate to focus on the administration's disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan.
Yeah, that's the shiny squirrel they don't want us still talking about.
And we absolutely need to find out about what happened there, and not only that, but why all of our weapons were left, why it was a disastrous withdrawal from that country, the kind of state that they left in complete ruins and handed it essentially back to ISIS and other groups.
The fact that they, the number one thing, they left Americans there.
That's the biggie.
I mean, openly, they left American citizens there, and they left behind people that were helping us.
And believe me, don't care at all.
Not even once.
These people don't care.
No.
It's hard to vote for anybody anymore because the Republicans are...
I'm just talking about Ben Sasse.
He's just a smart, smartass, and he's just worthless.
I mean, he never does anything except for he pops up.
I mean, it's the same ones that every time there's a chance that they can go bomb the hell out of somebody or go to war or kill people, man.
I mean, here comes Ben Sasse, Marco Rubio.
It used to be John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Mitt Romney.
Liz Cheney, it's the same warmongers from the Bush warmonger days, exact same crew.
And it's just, nobody wants that stuff anymore.
This American going over and bombing the hell out of everybody and bombing this country and overturning this country's government and killing their leader and all this stuff.
I mean, it's hard to do that, and then when Russia invades Ukraine, sit there and point the finger like you're earlier now, you know what I mean?
True.
It's hard to do it.
It definitely is.
And, you know, I mean, these are pie-in-the-sky things, because here we've been talking about Russia, Russia, Russia forever, right?
Well, you got Senator Cruz, meanwhile, discussed the Russia investigation and promised to investigate the complicity of members of the intelligence community in the episode.
He told the New York Post that the most basic accountability requires firing those responsible for the Russian disinformation lie about Biden's family corruption, including and especially the former intelligence officials who were elevated to the top of cable news because they pushed wild including and especially the former intelligence officials who were elevated to the Russia conspiracy theories about President Trump.
This should have been done, in my opinion, long, long time ago.
And everybody should have been reporting on it because we spent over $40 million in this investigation.
Special counsel hearings, all of them.
Everybody knew it was all a lie.
Everybody involved in it, everybody in the special counsel, all the lawyers.
Trump's the cleanest person in history.
They've been investigating that sucker for five years.
There's nobody that could hold up to that scrutiny that's ever been in Washington, D.C., even down to a secretary at the State Department.
That could stand that scrutiny.
You're absolutely right.
Can you imagine?
And that's why I don't even worry about it this time around, because you know what?
Investigate what?
There's nothing left.
They've already investigated.
Republicans were in on it.
That's what pisses me off.
They sure were.
John McCain was the one that handed it to the FBI, the first one, and that fake dossier to him and tried to raise hell about it.
Believe me, Graham was right there with him, with Mitt Romney.
There's no question.
Wow.
We got to get these, you know, you can't just, you know, everybody, let's do a coup and whatever.
You have to resolve this peacefully, and the way to resolve it peacefully is you have to vote them out.
Exactly.
I mean, especially when it comes to, man, it should, you know, we're not talking about Democrats cheating and, you know, wherever.
Right.
In Atlanta, in Wisconsin, in Philadelphia, we're talking about Republican primaries.
And when it comes time for some of these people to come up, Mitt Romney, Lindsey Graham, Ben Sasse, Liz Chazy, these people should be losing by 80%.
80%.
They should get 20% of the vote.
You should be able to run a toaster against them, and they should win by 70%.
Get them out.
Stop voting for these people.
I totally, totally agree.
In fact, you know what my plan is?
You know my plan is to support other people.
Like, that is what I plan on doing, 100%.
So since I live in Hollywood, right, I'm not going to vote for the person going against Adam Schiff.
I know that my elections here are gone.
They are completely controlled.
You can print your ballots from your computers now, right?
You've got all the mail-in ballots.
I mean, it's the most ridiculous, corrupt situation.
So I know what's going to happen here.
So instead of going for and supporting candidates that I know it's already their fate has been sealed, I am going for people in close races like Mitt Romney.
I hear he's got someone that is planning on running against him.
Sarah Palin.
I hear she is going after that seat that just became available.
Other people, the person that's running against Murkowski.
I wish she had run against Murkowski.
I do too!
Come on, man!
She would win!
I know.
It's a frustrating thing.
I don't understand.
It's so easy.
I agree.
It's so easy to fix this.
And it's just like these people, they don't live in reality anymore.
They just can't see the forest for the trees.
It's true.
It's really, really true.
And I hate when people are like, well, you know, this guy running against Mitt Romney back in 1986 said...
He could lean pro-life.
Do you think anything's going to be, I don't even need to see, if you're running against Mitt Romney and your potato salad, I'm voting for you.
I don't want to look at your record.
How can it be any worse than Mitt Romney who votes for the Democrats, who's a scumbag, who voted for impeachment against Trump?
How could it be any worse than him?
Get these people the hell out.
I'm so pissed at Utah.
I'm so pissed at Arizona.
I'm so pissed at all these places that won't vote.
These ridiculous Republicans the hell out.
If we can't clean up our own house, it doesn't matter when we win because they're not going to do anything.
We're going to have a bunch of Mitch McConnells and Lindsey Grimm's up there pretending to do something that never do anything.
So it doesn't help to win.
That's it, too.
You are absolutely right.
Perfect example.
We had the House, the Senate, and Trump, and the Republicans could not pass $4 billion, which, by the way, for the government, is a rounding error.
Okay?
They couldn't pass $4 billion in our own party to give him the damn wall.
After a decisive win, with momentum, I mean, and then they want you to vote for them, you know, because they know the Democrats are so bad.
But I'm getting so aggravated with it.
It's just impossible to pull the trigger for these morons.
It is, too.
And that's the thing.
I mean, you're not going to get anything with the people in leadership as they are right now.
There is no way.
You're not going to get anything.
You've got, you know who the dirty rhinos are.
You know exactly how they vote.
You know exactly what they have done to the January Sixers.
You know exactly how they've talked about Trump.
You know exactly how they've talked about us, Trump supporters, right?
And they are definitely not, their agenda is not American first.
You can look at their records and see it for yourself.
There's nothing hidden there.
That's why a lot of these votes, they don't want you to know how they voted.
Which I think should be completely illegal, 100%.
We need to know exactly how you voted and what it is that you stand for or believe in.
There should never be something like that where we aren't made aware of how a particular representative voted on our behalf and on behalf of their constituents.
I think Romney's up this time, Annie.
I know Lindsey Graham just won, so he's going to have four more years after this election.
Gosh.
I know it.
Got to do something about the Senate.
Six years is too long.
Make it four.
That's right.
It's just...
It's too dang long, man, because you never...
You get a bad one in there, and it's a lifetime to get them out again.
Well, look, that's the game that Lindsey Graham Crackers plays, Kat.
When's Ben Sasse running?
Well, I can't wait to find that out.
I'm sure he just resurfaced, so I'm sure it's pretty soon.
But Lindsey Graham has played that game the whole time, right?
He plays both sides of the fence, and you know when it's time for an election because he drives back.
He's the biggest backstabber I've ever seen in politics.
That guy's a snake, a weasel, and a rat.
Yes.
But, you know, and everybody's like, well, I had to vote for him because we want to get the Senate, you know, to give Trump the Senate.
That's too late.
We got to run against these people in primaries.
You got to quit just saying, OK, the Republican Party's got to wake up and start following politics.
And when you got somebody like that and they're in the Republican Party, you'll spend five million dollars saying, well, Lindsey Graham will win.
But this guy, nobody knows her girl.
They can't win.
Yeah, they can.
My gosh.
It's aggravating.
We got to get these Republicans.
We got to fix our own party.
I say our own.
But I'm done with them pretty much.
Oh, I have totally.
I'm an independent in California now.
Because it doesn't matter.
I don't have to worry about voting.
It doesn't apply to me.
So I don't have to worry about the primaries.
I can vote for whoever I want in the primaries.
It doesn't matter if I'm a Republican, an independent, or a Democrat.
It doesn't matter.
Party affiliation.
It doesn't matter who you vote for out there anymore.
They're just going to cheat.
It doesn't matter.
Give it whoever they want to.
It's unfortunate.
It's Venezuela, California at this point.
Yes, it really is.
And it's so sad to see because I love where I live, but the politics here has just completely destroyed the state, 100%.
I live in it.
But here's a little bit of good news.
This is out from the conservative brief.
Ballot harvesting probe in swing state advances after state elections board approves subpoena.
This is really big news.
So they can now the subpoena will allow Rauschenberger's office to begin gathering evidence and testimony into what has been an ongoing probe regarding whether third party liberal.
How's that gonna work?
He's in on it.
We'll see.
I think he was too.
I think he's a total snake.
And I think he's also trying to protect his seat because his is up too.
He's a Lindsey Graham state level.
Yes.
State little Graham.
And everything is coming out of Georgia right now.
I mean, the fraud there is so obvious.
That's the thing.
They can't cover it up.
You think being on video is obvious?
I can't believe that.
Oh, yes.
You mean we got video of them closing the polls and three people staying over, grabbing a suitcase from under it, and running them over and over and over again through the same ballots?
It's on video.
I know it.
And you also have the problem of a whistleblower.
If that was vote for Trump, if that was vote for Trump's, them three people in that video doing that with a suitcase, they would have already received lifetime in prison or 20 years or something.
Oh, easily.
Easily.
They would have probably still not had a lawyer at this rate.
The way you see that they're treating January Sixers, you can imagine.
So this is what happened.
All right, so basically you had a whistleblower who alleged to an election integrity group that he participated in a large operation to gather ballots in which activists were paid $10 for each ballot they delivered.
They have this whistleblower that has come out.
So there's a lot of things that they cannot, they just can't turn a blind eye to, especially something like this.
But remember, we had all those depositions of people that were actually there watching the fraud take place, and they totally disregarded all of that.
Well, apparently he's asking for a subpoena to see all of this, and we'll see.
I mean, I don't trust him as far as I could throw a rock, but yeah, all of them.
Unbelievable.
We should be talking about the people that should basically be held accountable for going ahead and certifying these elections.
That should be what we should be talking about at this point of the conversation.
Because we know there was fraud.
The Republicans didn't do.
You got Bill Barr out there.
He's trying to play both sides of the fence now.
He's saying there wasn't no election fraud.
You come out there.
They closed the polls down and then gave Biden a million votes in the middle of the night.
And you come out there five seconds after you did it and said there's no election fraud.
Screw you, you piece of crap.
Oh, and he is, too.
He literally ran.
When he did it, they asked him in an interview, why are you coming back as AG? He goes, I'm coming back for one reason, because the American people think there's a two-tiered justice system, and they don't have any faith in the justice system.
That's just one-sided.
It only prosecutes Republicans and never prosecutes Democrats.
He said, we have to change that.
Who would say that and then just become the snake you're talking about?
And that's exactly what Bill Barr did.
That's exactly it.
I see you playing pretty hard today.
Yes, eight hours ago you said, O-S-T-F-U-B-A-R. Nobody wants to buy your book.
You had your chance to restore equal justice and you didn't do jack shit.
You didn't do it.
Yep.
You had a chance.
And you're responding to Newsmax who came out and said, Barr, it was baseless, which Biden knew was a lie.
And I was shocked by that.
Oh, please save it.
If only he was AG at the time and could have come out.
And if only he was in a position of power to come out when he said that and say, just want to let you know that Joe Biden didn't.
You knew it was authentic because you're the AG. So thanks for coming out.
You know, I can't do it.
It might switch votes or something.
You had a chance to be honest to the American people while they were lying and you didn't do it.
Now you want to sell a book, you're doing it.
I mean, that's just scummy to me, man.
I want to sell a book now, so I'm going to tell you all the stuff I didn't tell you when I had the power to do something about it.
Oh my gosh, yeah.
That's the thing.
Most of them get a really nice panel position on one of these lamestream media networks, or they write a book, or both.
I mean, they're heavily rewarded by what they do when they have that kind of power, and they always pass the buck or do absolutely nothing.
They slow down these investigations.
They hand it off to somebody else who slows it down.
It just depends on what side of the political fence you're on.
And that's why, no matter what happens, we have to have somebody in there that's going They give it to a judge if it's a Trump person who's going to throw the book at them.
And they give it to a Biden judge if it's a Democrat who's going to just let them off like Jussie Smollett.
And that's it.
I mean, this justice system is a joke.
It's a justice system for the Democrat Party and to persecute Republicans and conservatives.
And our country can't survive it.
That's more important than going after file sheet, than going after all this.
Sure, Fossey's a monster.
Sure, go after him.
But, you know, the border.
It's all these things.
But we have a constitutional crisis in the way the laws are done.
And, you know, an election being overthrown, an election, all this cheating going on.
If they're not going to concentrate on that, the Republicans, if they're not going to even, they're scared to mention the J6. These people are, I mean, they could have murdered somebody and got better treatment than they got, than just walking them through the ropes.
People are committing suicide because they're just keeping them in solitary confinement, beating the hell out of them and everything else.
And the people that were murdered were Trump supporters, right?
And they didn't break any laws.
Then they lied about a bunch of police dying, and they still lie about it.
That's it.
Everybody knows it didn't happen.
Everyone knows it, yes.
I mean, there are a few people that don't, that just trust whatever the lame stream they heard the last, I don't know, four months ago when they were talking about it.
But they're completely worthless, too.
I seriously doubt they're going to even show up to vote.
Their vote will basically be cast for them, right?
I mean, that's what you have with this group.
These are misdemeanor trends.
Look, they were killed, the AG, for a year because...
It was literally misdemeanors.
There's hardly any felonies.
So they come out and got together and just decide to charge 10 of them with anything to make it look like an insurrection.
And they're just going to ruin their lives.
Oh, completely.
And that was just from political pressure because everybody's saying nobody's being charged with insurrection.
They're like, oh yeah?
But we're charging this guy and this guy and this guy who just walked in there.
I remember we were on air that day.
We were begging people, do not fall for this.
Do not go in.
Don't go in.
Don't go in.
I know.
We were screaming.
It was you and I. We were laughing.
Yeah, I said, this is fake, man.
No, no, no.
I said, this is Antifa.
This is the government.
This is something, man.
I just don't smell right.
Do not go in there, man.
Stay the hell away if you're there and you're listening to the show.
Tell everybody, just get out of there, man.
Don't go in there.
You could see them.
This is a setup.
I said setup.
The way they were dressed, it was all black.
They had them in little tiny corners and they were taking film.
The ones that went in first.
Yes.
It looked nothing like no Trump supporters.
Not even close.
We were screaming.
It's a setup, man.
It's a setup.
This is going to hurt you in the end.
Stop.
And of course, no one's listening.
They're just walking in with the herd.
The constitutional crisis, until they went in, the constitutional crisis is that Black Lives Matter.
We got an FBI out there, and there's pictures of them, that while 20 people died, $4 billion worth of damage, burning down cities in every neighborhood, burning down businesses, killing people, man.
20 people died, assaulting people, beating the hell out of people, beating up people for being white in parking garages.
Everything you could even think of, burning down neighborhoods, man, and businesses.
They didn't do nothing.
Nothing to these people.
Absolutely nothing.
And then these other people walked through the Capitol, and then they're literally ruining their lives, man, without bail, putting them in solitary confinement.
That's the two-tier justice system.
But they got the FBI kneeling.
Kneeling to the Black Lives Matter, in uniform, on their knees.
The FBI, right there with their vest on, the FBI marks 30-0.
And the National Guard.
And what does the FBI do?
Six months later, the J6 little old granny who walks between the ropes was just foolish enough to follow a bunch of people in and just think, oh, it's a regular thing.
I see this on TV all the time.
Non-violent people, them same FBI people that were kneeling down on there for Black Lives Matter, who just caused all that death and destruction, they're raiding their homes with rifles, busting their doors down, scaring the hell out of them, guns drawn, like they're Al Capone.
Unbelievable.
I mean, this whole thing has just gotten so bad.
And meanwhile, you've got people openly talking about the fact that James Clapper.
Bar didn't do shit.
Right, Bar didn't do anything.
Didn't do shit about that.
And you've got James Clapper.
He still has his clearances.
Are you kidding me?
That guy lies.
He lies so much.
And James Clapper's a bad liar.
He's like a little four-year-old kid when you say, hey, did you take that candy?
And they say, no.
He's that bad of a liar.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh my gosh.
And this is what we're talking about.
We're not talking about it.
Joe Biden talked about the New World Order.
Where they are basically going to create this whole new world for all of us.
Is he going to lose his Twitter account?
People lost their Twitter account for mentioning it.
I know.
I know.
But, I mean, you can see how they're trying to take over.
You can see with the latest Supreme Court justice, the nominee, what she is all about.
I mean, she's a full-blown activist justice, or judge.
Oh, God.
And here she's going to sit...
Michael was asking her questions today and she didn't know what he's talking about.
If a lawyer started asking her lawyderly questions instead of woke questions, she ain't got a damn clue.
None.
None whatsoever.
Let's face it.
You were voted.
You got the nominee because Biden said it.
I'm going to pick.
Someone based on code of the skin and gender.
Point blank.
Everybody knows it.
How could you?
Now, if somebody said that to me, if somebody said that and that's the reason you're getting in and they would have nominated me, I'd have refused it.
That's just the kind of person I am.
I'm not going to do it.
I don't care about position.
I want to earn it, you know what I mean?
I want to be the best of the best of the best, regardless of race, gender, whatever.
I don't care if I'm purple.
I totally agree with you.
It's one of those things.
They made it all about the color of her skin and that she was a woman, not about her credentials.
So is there any question of why she is...
She's a loon, man.
Well, she's an activist.
Activist, crazy.
I mean, just, you know, she's just a left-wing crazy person.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, this is really, just when you think that it just can't get any worse, it does.
And you've got, here you've got Kamala Harris.
This was an interesting one.
I mean, everything about her.
Oh my gosh, another word.
Newt said, hey, Newt, Newt, Newt Gingrich said last night, I think it was handy, I saw a clip of it, but.
He said exactly what I've been saying about her.
She's just plain dumb.
I can't believe he said it.
He got that from me, by the way, because I've been calling her dumb for weeks on this show.
She's just dumb.
She's dumb as a box of rocks.
She has no idea what she's talking about.
What was the new thing she was talking about?
The space and...
Oh, the passage of time.
Yeah.
Yeah, the significance of the passage of time.
And I do have that clip real quick.
Here's the passage of time.
Of the passage of time.
In passage.
Here we go.
With my eyeballs.
With my eyeballs.
Here we go.
Let me see if I can get this.
Oh, it can't be played.
Oh, isn't that interesting?
We have an arrow on it.
But he did definitely say it.
Oh, I really are.
I was talking about this.
I was talking about the FBI. Oh, yeah.
So here we go.
81 million votes.
So Kamala Harris on Monday, she delivered another word salad.
During her visit to Louisiana, Harris traveled to the St.
Laundrie Parish town of Sunset on Monday to discuss affordable and accessible high speed Internet in rural places.
She's stoned, too, by only everybody.
She's high as a cod.
I don't care what anybody says.
I know what high people look like.
I know what high people sound like.
I can't tell you how I know that.
I just do.
We won't investigate.
She's high.
She's high.
Check out her message of time.
The governor and I, and we were all doing a tour of the library here and talking about the significance of the passage of time.
Right?
The significance of the passage of time.
So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires, what we need to do to create these jobs.
And there is such great significance to the passage of time when we think about a day in the life of our children.
Smoke another bald head.
Take another bong here, you dummy.
She has absolutely no clue where she even is.
The passage of time.
We're going to lay the foundation to the wires.
And I'm going to do my hands around like I'm doing an orchestra.
Look at my hand motions.
Passage of time.
Hand motions.
Passage of time.
Oh my gosh, the woman is so bad.
And it's really sad when you start to realize that you've got a Supreme Court justice pick and she is picked by the color of her skin and because she's a woman.
And then you've got Kamala Harris basically picked for the same reason.
Same reason.
These people are owned.
They are owned by somebody else, hence the New World Order.
I hate to pray for Joe Biden at the basement dummy's health, but that makes me want to.
I know.
I mean, at least they could put together a sentence 40 years ago.
She never could.
Uh-uh.
I mean, this is...
She's...
Newt Gingrich said it last night.
I couldn't believe it because, you know, on these podcasts, you know, we can say kind of what we want and we're just goofing around and But, you know, they don't never say what we say.
And I always say, she just, the problem with her, she's dumb.
I actually said on the podcast, I think a few weeks ago, that I always thought AOC was the dumbest person in, you know, Washington.
But I'm really starting to think that Kamala's dumber than AOC. Oh, yeah.
I do.
I think you do.
I mean, she's, I didn't realize she was that dumb.
I thought she was just like...
Maybe Cory Booker level or somebody that just spouted a lot of crap but still could complete a sentence.
I never realized how dumb she was.
Oh, yes.
That's the reason why she only got 2% of the vote here in California.
Yeah, she's from California.
I never heard her hardly unless there was a national hearing and she got to talk for a minute.
So I never really got to hear her.
Too much of her because, you know, she's on the other side of the country.
That's another one.
Florida.
That's another one that they tried to hide her record because, and they took it off of the website, too, when she was up to be on Biden's ticket.
They wanted to totally sponge her record 100%.
And because her record was so bad about all of the, when she was attorney general and what she was doing.
I mean, she is a full-blown deputy.
I mean, they did not want that image of her.
I mean, she reminds me of a deputy when she stands behind Biden, like he looks so weak and mild-mannered next to her because she's just like hands behind.
She looks like the warden.
That's who she is.
She's like the warden.
And she stands behind him.
I mean, they got rid of her record off of the California website.
That's what I'm telling you.
Because it was so bad.
They expunged it.
Kind of like what's happening with the SCOTUS nominee.
I mean, apparently they're withholding all of this information as well.
Biden will not give up her record.
That's a big problem.
Yeah.
What are you hiding?
I mean, that's a real big problem.
I thought this administration was supposed to be about transparency.
It's not about transparency at all.
And they're hiding a record of somebody who is going to be on the Supreme Court?
I don't think so.
I mean, this is a really big deal.
She just got appointed to the other one last year.
So they're just fast-tracking her up there.
Well, look at this.
48,000 records about Judge Jackson's time on the Senate committee.
She ain't got a clue.
48,000.
I heard them playing us some little things from Mike Lee today.
And, I mean, he was just, he was asking her, like, you know, not these, do you believe in these, you know, basic principles, right?
He was asking her, you know, legally, when it comes to the Ninth Amendment, Section A, Subset B, what do you think about this clause and how it relates to blah, blah, blah, you know?
She's like, deer in the headlights.
Right?
I know.
Just basic stuff.
Nothing really complicated.
Just something that you should know as a lawyer, right?
Uh-uh.
On the bright side, she's going to get in and just mark my words, Lindsey Graham's going to be the first to give her the yes.
He can say what he wants to and raise hell.
Mitt Romney's going to vote for.
Lisa Murkowski, Collins.
I mean, it goes on and on.
They're all going to vote for him.
Well, I have bad news.
Ben Sasse, his current term ends on January 3rd, 2027.
Oh, gosh.
So he just got voted in.
That's why he's acting like this.
Yes, he's comfortable.
Man.
That's how they work it.
That's how they do it.
I challenge him to a thumb wrestling contest to get him unseated.
Two out of three thumb wrestling on national TV. Gosh.
This is just...
Really, you just can't get any worse.
And as soon as you think it does, the next day happens.
And it really, it truly works that way.
And boy, and that's why we...
I mean...
I think it should all be two years.
Every single person should be up for election in two years.
And, you know, it gives us a better chance to see what they're doing and keep them tight because these senators, they get in with six years.
That's so long.
They know they can do anything the first two years and the public will probably forget it.
Yeah.
Well, and not only that, I don't think they need to go and spend time in Washington, D.C. I think they need to stay in their area in which they represent.
There's no reason for them to hobnob in Washington, D.C. No.
They need to actually have to shop in the grocery stores where the people that...
That voted them in can ask them questions about what they're doing and how their community looks, how it works, and all of that stuff.
They should not be given a pass to where they can go and hide in D.C. And you don't see them again until right before the elections.
And then they come back and they're like, haven't we done a great job?
No.
They only want to be around people that pat them on the back.
But, you know, anytime they get a chance for war, here they come.
But my opinion is changing about Zelensky now that people are finding out how corrupt their government is, and that they're not really a democracy, and that he's worth $600 million, and that they were installed.
And now he did the worst thing he could have done for his reputation.
He shut down all opposition, shut down the press, except for what he's going to put out.
Free democracies don't do this in any crisis.
That's right.
I don't care.
That's exactly right.
We tried to warn you, these people, and hey, I wish Russia would just back off and stop the bomb.
I don't want to see one more person dead, and I feel so bad for the people in Ukraine and Russia who are being just crushed by these The tyrant moves, but you're not going to make me...
I mean, you don't have to like both governments in a war.
I mean, there's a lot of wars that I don't like both governments, but I don't mean I like either one when Iraq and Iran was fighting.
I didn't like either government.
I know.
Does that make me pro-Iraqi or pro-Alatoa?
It doesn't.
No.
That's how ridiculous it is.
Oh, my gosh.
I was glad to see Tucker talking about it, too.
Yeah, which is ridiculous because we're not even fighting a war.
They're like, well, it's treasonous if you don't support Ukraine.
We're not in this war.
This war is between Ukraine and Russia.
Congress hasn't even declared a war yet.
We're not in war.
This is not our country.
I'm pro-American.
I'm pro-American.
I don't want us in it.
You can call me pro-Putin all you want.
I don't want us in the war.
I don't want to get dragged into a war.
And believe me, everybody's listening right now, and every liberal that thinks they do, they do not want to be dragged in this war so they can wave a little Ukraine flag and feel good about themselves every five minutes.
You don't want to do it.
No, definitely.
You pull in us, China's going to get pulled into it, and it's over.
Bad things are going to happen quick.
And you have so many problems here at home that are being completely ignored as a result.
I mean, when you start talking about the fact that you've got illegal aliens that are getting health care, where you've got many American citizens who are not, you start realizing what's happening at the border and all of that.
I mean, come on.
This is really, really bad.
And it has got to be cleaned up, but you're not going to see that from the Biden administration.
They're in the pockets of so many people.
I mean, here it is right here.
This is right from Breitbart.
Healthcare for detained illegal aliens costs taxpayers $316 million as millions of Americans go uninsured.
Come on!
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
How anybody votes for a Democrat, and I know they cheat and they always have, but a lot of people, millions of people vote for these people, I have no idea.
They're so out there and they're thinking, I don't get it.
Okay, I want a wide open border.
Transgender bathrooms are more important than jobs.
My pronouns mean more than war.
You know, it's just, I don't get these people's thinking.
And if you want to go to a world war right now with the economy, hey, put this one in your pipe and smoke it.
We don't make steel here anymore.
How are you going to win a war without steel?
Exactly.
Remember in the World War, man, people were turning in their belt buckles and anything they had in their house that was steel.
And they were melting it down.
And people, the wives went to work in the factories and the men went to war.
And they pulled together as a nation.
That's how we won the World War.
You think we're going to do that now?
We can't.
This is why I refer to it as a shell nation.
Because they have been taking us apart piece by piece, like a shell corporation.
It's just a basic, you know, it's just a label.
There's nothing behind it.
There's nothing actually making it run.
You've got all of these corrupt politicians that are taking the money from hard-working Americans.
And then sending it wherever it is, overseas, and then it goes back into their pockets.
$14 billion in Ukraine, and there's no telling who's getting that money.
That's it, too.
My guess is Hunter's going to get at least half of it.
Probably.
Oh my gosh.
He's probably going, yeah, my dad passed another bill, man.
I got $7 billion more coming from my crack habit.
Oh.
Well, here you have.
I'm going to smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.
I'm going to smoke it up like 1999.
That's what, I mean, we all know this about him.
And the left goes after us and they're like, oh no, no picking on President's children.
And I'm going, do you know he's 52 years old?
Okay, he's not Barron Trump.
He's 127 years old.
He's 127 years old.
This is not Barron Trump when he's 11.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
Yeah, so here at the border, Breitbart is reporting that Biden's DHS begs employees to help with illegal immigration at the border.
This is a full-blown crisis that is happening to America as a result of these open borders.
And yet, they would not fund the wall.
They wouldn't do what they were supposed to do.
And I blame Republicans for this, 100% the RINOs, for this happening.
We'd have a wall if they would just, they could have funded a wall.
checkpoints and then they didn't do it they drew for 14 billion they're saying think about how this smoke comes out of your ears about this but for the 14 billion they literally could have built a wall across you know every place that needed it across the southern border exactly and no they're going to send it over there And there's no telling who's getting this money.
You trust our government?
Oh, it's the same people that got our bullet train that we've been waiting for money in California.
That never even happened.
I'm going to tell you this.
The people that need this, that $14 billion we're sending it, and the people that are homeless and, you know, getting their legs blown off and they're refugees, they're going to get probably about maybe 10% of this.
The rest of the 90%, there's going to be a bunch of people with $50 million in offshore accounts.
And that's what it's going to be.
And we know it because they'll never change.
It's always like that.
All right.
More news.
Oh, Lord.
More bad news?
We've got some bad news, a little bit.
And then we're going to end with some good news.
So I'm saving something good for us because we need something good at the end of the day.
There is no good news.
Don't lie.
So the Great Reset is coming.
National Vaccine Passport rolled out in 21 states.
So, yeah, they're drunk on power right now.
I'm never taking it.
I'm never taking it.
Screw y'all.
Never, never, never.
No way.
So here you go.
Coming soon.
Here are the states in yellow that are coming soon.
A lot of them are by you.
Look at all of this.
It's basically all it.
Yep.
We can go ahead and divide it right there.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I know, just write.
Well, you'd want to keep Texas, I would think.
But yeah, look at that.
So that's already started.
And they think that this is okay.
They think that you should be able to...
They can't enforce it.
Right.
It's just a bunch of gobbledygook.
Which is just ridiculous.
Your papers, please?
Your papers, please?
I mean, but this is the reality.
And there's no wonder that Fauci wants to step down.
Because guess what?
They're going to come right after him.
The more he does, the more he's revealed.
He needs to be in prison.
I agree.
This is an evil man.
I don't care what anybody says.
Oh, he's so, so bad.
Yeah, and, you know, what's the difference between, they always come out, when everybody jumps on and starts worshipping somebody, I know they're no good.
Like, when they started worshipping Fauci, I know he's no good.
When they start worshipping Zelensky, I know he's no good.
I don't, I don't, he's the hero.
He's this, he's the biggest hero that ever lived, and if you're against him here for Putin, the dude's worth $600 million, man.
He's been in office six years.
He was a comedian.
Oh.
It's corrupt as hell.
Man.
So you want your good news now?
Yeah, what happened?
Well, you already know this one because I got it from your page.
But Trump wins the Stormy Daniels case.
I'm so glad about this.
Oh my gosh.
And I loved what he had to say here.
So this was released.
The Ninth Circuit just issued a final ruling in Stephanie Clifford, aka Stormy Daniels, frivolous lawsuit against me brought by her disgraced lawyer, Michael Avenatti.
Upholding the lower court ruling that she owes me nearly $300,000 in attorney's fees, costs, and sanctions, not including appeal costs, as I have stated many times throughout the years, I have never had an affair with Stormy Daniels, nor would I ever have wanted to.
The ruling was total and complete victory vindication for and of me.
The lawsuit was purely political stunt that never should have been started or allowed to happen, and I am pleased that my lawyers were able to bring it to a successful conclusion after the court fully rejected her appeal.
Now all I have to do is wait for all of the money she owes me.
P.S. The fake news probably won't report this story.
Oh, man.
She's broke and her lawyer's in prison.
Oh, wow.
That's all the love talked about.
Stormy Daniels, Stormy Daniels.
I know, I know.
What y'all need, what you need to do from now on, find out what Stormy Daniels is stripping at, and then go there, and then when you go up there and put money on your gene stream, just write a check out and make it to Trump's lawyer, and just cut out the middle man.
Just about 50 of you go up there.
And then, what is this?
They're going there and say, well, here's $50 made up to Trump's lawyer.
I'm just trying to cut out the middleman.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, remember.
Don't you remember that CNN thought that he was going to run for president?
Avenatti was supposed to be the next big it.
This was their it guy.
Yeah.
Right?
And Stormy Daniels, if you look at all of this, okay.
She's going to be his vice president.
Yeah.
So bad.
You cannot make all this up.
But there was at one point, okay, so this actually happened in West Hollywood, where I live.
They gave her the key to the city of West Hollywood.
I kid you not.
There she is.
The mayor gave him the key to his pants.
And there's Avenatti in the background.
You see these two clouds?
A key to the city.
Well, if it's real gold, she can melt it down and try to start paying for Trump's lawyer.
Does it open the vault so she can pay Trump's lawyers?
This is where we are, folks.
I'm not even kidding you.
You cannot make all of this up.
But hopefully, we will leave you with a smile on your face today.
That basically concludes this edition of New World Order.
That's the same way it lasted 10 minutes.
The New World Order.
Yes, this is the New World Order show.
Remember, go where she's dancing and slip in a check and a G-string.
Make it out.
Trump's Lawyer, $25.
Or you could actually rip it in two and say, half goes to Avenatti and half goes to Trump, right?
I mean, that's really what she gets.
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