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51 traitors - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 3/21/2022 - Ep. 44
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Today is Monday, March 21st, 2022, episode number 44.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat Turd.
How are you?
What's happening?
What is going on?
Just, you know, living the good life.
Chasing dogs.
Dog chasing.
Oh my gosh.
So did you have a nice weekend?
Oh yeah.
Besides the storm the whole weekend.
Yeah, you know, we had a little rain, too, here in Southern California, which doesn't happen often.
And then yesterday at the beach, it was blowing wind like you would not believe.
So it was basically a sandstorm.
So it was a little bit of weather, something we're not really used to here, living here in the beach.
Whoa!
I know!
Really, really kind of dangerous for us.
It's exciting anyway.
Something to talk about.
Because we don't have it.
And when it does rain in Southern California, everyone stays inside.
Or there are just tons and tons of accidents everywhere.
So people are afraid to even travel.
So that would bid the Democrats well, since they want you to take public transportation.
Just get on a bus.
Let us take care of it.
There's not a bus within 100 miles of me.
I guess I'll just have to...
Wait for them to build one to travel anywhere.
Build a route.
No kidding.
I mean, that's not all.
That's not all they want to do.
I'll tell you what.
They have turned into complete and total lunatics.
They honestly are not reading The Room.
They're crazy.
They are.
They absolutely are.
Bat shit crazy.
They truly are.
Bloomberg Opinion.
Take the bus.
Don't buy in bulk.
Take the bus.
Eat beans and take the bus.
Try lentils instead of meat.
Nobody said this would be fun.
Eat cake.
I love this meme.
This is great from Grand Old Memes.
I think it pretty much sums it up perfectly.
They have no idea what is going on with the American people and how we live and how we think.
The Democrats, in my opinion, are going to get slaughtered midterms.
That Grand Old Memes really does some good memes.
I agree.
I agree.
Just absolutely fantastic.
Funny.
And really great quality as well.
They don't have any mamers left.
They don't.
They absolutely don't.
And as a result, I'll tell you what, there are a lot of people, even I'm loving some of this triggering that's going on, because today, this was kind of fun, I thought you would get a great kick out of this.
Sebastian Gorka, Dr.
G, he says, another gem from Grand Old Memes, and it's Adam Kinzinger.
And then Kinzinger triggered by it.
Oh, yeah.
He got real upset over that.
He thought it was creepy, I guess.
He calls Trump childish and stuff all the time, and he reacts to every little thing somebody does to him.
Oh, yeah.
Like a little kid.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Cry more.
Yeah, he's definitely, I think he's starting to feel the fact that he is no longer going to be important on any level at all.
He's going to lose a seat in Congress, and he's not going to be up there unless he joins a panel of CNN or MSNBC. Oh, he will.
He will.
And write a book.
That's his future.
That's what we can expect from him.
So, so sad.
He gets bent out of shape over memes.
Yeah.
I mean...
They don't have anything...
Who do they have on the left that memes?
There's like a hundred people on the right that meme.
I can't meme.
Everybody's like, man, I like the cat turd memes.
I don't meme.
I've been telling everybody this for two years.
They all get sent to me, like Mega Jim sends them to me in my DMs.
PostNatto, everybody just memes and sends them to me.
Oh, they're so incredibly talented, and we love using them on our show.
And until we get a cease and desist letter, you know what?
Meme away.
Yeah.
And no, I'm not...
The big rumor is...
I don't know why he did, but what's that guy?
I can't...
El Donald Trumpo or whatever it is.
El Donaldo Trumpo.
Yeah, El Donaldo Trumpo.
All of a sudden...
That's really cat turd.
It really is.
And he's stealing memes and blah, blah, blah.
No, that's not me.
I can't meme.
Lord, I done told you a hundred times.
Oh, that's so sad.
It never, it never ends with some people trying to get, you know, and a lot of times it's our side attacking our side.
I don't even know what they're attacking the dude or girl.
The only time I've ever, I've never talked to that guy or girl.
He just DMs me or say, Hey man, I got a cat turd meme.
I say, Hey, I'll post it.
In my DMs.
I mean, I don't know this person or have their phone number or anything like I do yours and everything.
Right.
It's always I'm somebody else.
I literally do a podcast every day.
If you want to know who I am, just tune into it.
I was James Wood.
I was James Wood.
I'm telling you, Politico or BuzzFeed.
Did a huge article on me like a year ago, and they said that they determined within like 64% positively that I'm Roseanne Barr.
Isn't that funny?
I know.
You've been accused of everyone.
You've been accused of being Q. You've been accused of being an undercover informant.
You've been accused of being a Russian bot.
FBI agent.
Right, FBI agent, Russian bot.
You have been accused of a lot of things.
Wife beater.
Wife beater, that's right.
And then I have people like, I'm unfollowing you, you're a wife beater.
Here's your mugshot.
And I'm like, I don't have any mugshots.
I've never been arrested.
That's not me.
You don't look nothing like me.
Oh my God, it never ends.
I'm cat turd 2.
I'm on four sites right now.
I'm not on Telegram.
I'm cat turd 2 on Getter, Truth, and Twitter.
And I'm just cat turd on Gab, at cat turd.
But I don't have any secondary accounts.
I don't have any burner accounts.
I don't have any like, you know, cow turd or anything.
I don't have any secret meme accounts.
That's the only four accounts I have.
Cat turd is plenty.
Trust me.
Oh my gosh.
I'm surprised.
I put something out there on Getter over the weekend.
I think I sent it to you because I don't really tweet a whole lot.
I normally will just respond and stuff.
But I was telling people all of the things that you actually do and it's quite a list and it's really impressive.
I don't know how you have that kind of time.
I really do not.
I mean, you are constantly up to something.
A lot of people don't know that you are a musician.
They don't know that you are a writer.
They don't know that you do this podcast Monday through Friday, not just Wednesdays anymore, which I have to remind the Wednesday crew that it's not just on Wednesdays.
And you've got seven animals that you take care of, plus your property that's like acres large in the middle of somewhere.
And it's really...
And then you've got the social media account, Cat Turd, which is a complete and total separate thing that's just wild.
Not bad for being Roseanne Barr doing all this.
No kidding!
It's so hilarious.
Think about that.
Everybody's a big article.
And I'm reading it.
I'm just an average person.
You know, just an almost 60-year-old dude, man, who got on social media three years ago.
And I'm reading his article about myself.
Do you have any idea how weird that is to me?
It's still weird.
And I'm just laughing, you know, and laughing all the way through it because it's just a bunch of lies and everything they're saying, they don't know what they're talking about.
And then at the end, it's like 64% possibility that this is Roseanne Barr's account.
Isn't that just strange?
I would think of it as flattery, though.
I mean, seriously, I would be flattered by it, honestly, because why would they waste their time unless they felt like you were some kind of threat?
And that's what the left feels like.
Whenever someone is successful and they're able to break through and get people's attention, then what do they do?
They go on to attack mode.
I just hate that it's happening within our community because we're here to build each other up.
No one's taking credit for anybody else's stuff.
I mean, we celebrate it.
We laugh at it.
I figured that everybody wants an audience where that's really what you're wanting is for people to get it.
Whatever it is you're putting out there that we're laughing, that we're seeing what you're doing and we appreciate it.
So I don't know.
Maybe there are other reasons outside.
I'm not on Twitter and I'm not on Truth.
I haven't been accepted yet.
And you know what?
I don't want you calling your people, Cat Turd.
I want to see how long it takes.
I want to see how long it takes until I get on.
Because it's really something.
But I did hear a lot of people got on this weekend and they're really loving the platform.
They think it's fantastic.
It's a lot of traffic, a lot of things.
They still got a lot of work to do.
I mean, you can't find anybody.
I mean, you don't even know who follows you.
There's no private messages.
I mean, I can keep going.
I'm not crying about it, but man, these are things that should have been fixed from the start.
It's just the way it is.
I mean, still no Android use.
Still, you can't use it on your computer.
I mean, to me, you don't just start a business.
You launch a business.
You know what I mean?
And you launch it, and it's just like...
And it's bam, man.
And it's just like everybody gets on.
That's right.
So I'm not feeling whatever their business model is at all.
And then the worst part is everybody...
Why do we all want to go to truth?
The one reason we all want to go to truth, not just to tell the truth, because we got other platforms.
We can go to Gab, we can go to Getter, and any other platform, and there's a bunch of them.
You can tell the truth now.
You won't get banned.
But President Trump was supposed to be, like, posting on it.
And so it started, like, a month ago.
He posted one time, and he didn't post it no more.
That's going to be their downfall if they have one.
He needs to be on there.
He makes these statements every day.
Have you seen them?
They're on Twitter from the office of President Donald Trump.
All you've got to do is have a staff member repeat that.
That's it.
In the truth.
That's all.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, who's running this place, man?
Seriously.
Who knows?
Because let me tell you something.
I'm not afraid to bitch about it because everybody's thinking what I'm saying right now.
Come on, man.
This is common sense.
You don't have to, you know, this ain't cloning sheep.
That's true.
No, you are 100% correct about this whole thing because I'm sitting there going, okay, so like I really miss President Trump's tweets.
I mean, I used to wake up with a cup of coffee and And say, okay, let's go see what the president is up to.
I didn't need to hear it from anybody else.
You, of course, came right after that, cat turd.
But I would go straight to the president to see what he had to say so that we could cut through all of the nonsense of the fake news because that's what they were doing at the time.
They haven't stopped.
But I would start there, and I loved it because I basically got to see exactly where the president was, what he was thinking, what he was doing, what he was targeting, what he wanted to improve.
And to think that Twitter was able to successfully...
Take him off of their platform, okay?
We still got Putin up there.
Yes!
We got Putin puppets.
And not have any blowback at all from the Republicans over it.
I mean, it was just kind of like, oh, that's just the way it is.
Oh, it's a private platform.
Oh, no big deal.
They just got rid of all the conservatives on that side.
I mean, are you kidding?
They've lost half their value in a year, by the way.
If anybody don't know their stock market value, they've lost so many billions of dollars, I can't count them.
They've lost half their value because there's just more social media companies coming along.
But man, come on, President Trump.
Let's go.
Look, he don't even have to do anything.
He puts out a statement at least once or twice a day.
Just have somebody, a staff member, copy and paste it and put it on your statement, on your truth.
You're truthing two or three times a day where people can comment under it and stuff.
Yeah, I mean, seriously.
Yeah, man, come on.
Let's go.
Honestly.
Well, here you go, since we're on the subject of social media.
Russian court declares Facebook, Instagram extremist organizations.
Wow, of course they are.
Well, isn't that true?
Yeah.
That's not Russian propaganda, by the way.
That's the truth.
That is the truth.
Facebook interfered in our election a thousand times more than Russia could ever do it if they dreamed of it.
Exactly.
He literally put $450 million into these mail-in cheat ballots.
It's amazing to me.
I mean, you got it all over the news.
Russian court declares meta extremists and bans Facebook and Instagram.
To be labeled as an extremist organization, you would think that the Republicans would actually hop on this right away considering that they have been terminating accounts of opposing voices to the left when you've got the left that are echoing fake news and they still have their accounts.
The federal government should not be allowed to work hand in hand with these people and acting like they are the fact checkers.
We've given up.
Okay, so here's the way I see it.
Fact checkers.
Let me tell you something.
Fact checkers is another leftist crap.
Yes.
Where they say, okay, we're fact checking.
These people don't know nothing.
These people are liars.
The fact checkers, they just lie.
That's all.
Fact checkers are full of shit, man.
There's none of them that are real.
It's just some 22-year-old they hire to just lie about it.
It's true, too.
But not only that, think about what they did.
They were able to get all of our information, so there was an exchange given there.
So whenever you enter into an agreement, right, there are gives and there are takes.
Well, we gave them our information.
They took our information, still have it, mind you, and started sharing things of personal nature, as we found out with some of these rallies and different things, with others outside of their own company.
I mean, I don't know where the whistleblowers are.
I don't know why we're not investigating these people, but it's mainly because a lot of these social media platforms are putting money into these politicians' So it's like, again, here we go with the whole, you know, who is your daddy?
Which we talk about a lot on this show.
Like, who owns you?
I never got on Facebook.
Oh, I know.
I'm there.
Somebody said, how does Cat Turd get on Facebook?
It's me.
We have our show on there where we broadcast in the litter box.
And so I created a link for it.
So I had to do it in order to broadcast over there.
So that's why in the litter box is there.
Cat Turd is not on there.
Just the show is on there.
I wouldn't even know how to turn it on, to be honest with you.
You're not missing anything at all.
I see that they are talking about, and I see on your account, you actually rebuttaled it, but the post-millennial, Senator Durbin says, these baseless charges are unfair.
Fact-checkers, including the Washington Post, ABC News, and CNN, have exposed some of these charges as falsehoods.
It's the same thing.
Look, they do this every time.
They need somebody.
They always have this straw person that doesn't exist.
50,000 doctors agree.
Oh, 97% of scientists agree with global warming.
It's just a number they pull out of their ass.
None of it's real.
51, you know, listen to Biden.
He's just all the time.
What you don't understand is 57% of this, 90% of these people said so, and, you know, 80% of doctors and 40% of scientists and 60% of It's true.
And then he'll hold up the New York Post.
And he'll say, see?
Oh, was it the times?
Was it the times that he held up saying, see, right here, this is where it says so-and-so and such-and-such, and it's like, okay, wait a minute.
Here's Durbin.
He's up there.
Well, we have fact-checkers from CNN, ABC, and the Washington Post that say this ain't true.
What's true?
We're studying her record.
It's her record.
What do you mean it's not true?
What's not true?
It's her record of letting...
Child molester is off easy.
It's a record.
It's a court record.
Legal documents is what we're going by.
What was the fact checkers?
It's not true.
Oh my gosh.
What a disaster.
Of course it's true.
It's really amazing.
Do you think she's going to be confirmed?
Oh yeah.
Lindsey Graham's already and Mitt Romney.
They're never going to be called racist.
They could come out that she didn't even have a law degree and cheated her way through college and they're going to vote for her, believe me.
Well, I see that you're calling racist over here.
Libs of TikTok, I'm getting used to dealing with problems that are expensive, disruptive, and white.
The Boston mayor thinks it's okay to be racist to white people.
She's a racist.
That's the definition of a racist.
Right there.
I mean, if you ever want to know something racist, or a racist, or all the words they use, or misogynistic, and just anything they say, just say their exact sentence and have Donald Trump saying it, and then change the word.
If he said, I'm tired of this and that, this, rich and prompt and black.
Man, can you imagine if he said that?
He said, just take black and white.
Unbelievable.
They would go crazy.
They would, of course.
But they ignore everything that Biden has said.
And as you know, there have been nothing but quips and clips of all of the things that he has said that are racist.
It's been documented.
And what?
They just completely ignore all of that?
Hillary Clinton, too.
Lots of them.
Biden's one of them old-school racists.
I mean, he's one of them racists, you know.
I mean...
Wasn't it him that called Obama the articulate something black man or something?
Yes.
I mean, just one racist statement after another, trying to be complimentary, but he can't help it because he's such an old school KKK racist.
He can't stop.
And just like Hillary.
I mean, she gets in front of a black audience and tries, I ain't no way tired.
Yeah.
Who would sit there and take that?
I mean, who would take somebody mocking them like that?
And then she goes on the show and then says, you know what I carry in my purse?
Hot sauce in my bag.
I'm like, oh my God.
That is what she said, and it's the way she said it, too.
So pandering as all out.
I mean...
There's no hot sauce in her bag, trust me.
I can assure you there's no hot sauce in her bag.
You probably got like a pint of vodka, a kill list, Bill Clinton's nuts, and that's about it.
Check, check, and check.
Yes, definitely.
Suicide List, Bill Clinton's Nuts, Final Vodka.
That's it.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I don't even know where to start.
You've got Kamala Harris here.
Okay, so this should be fun.
Kamala Harris has lost her 10th staffer since June.
Good y'all!
Nobody can stand to work for that crazy woman.
They cannot.
So VD, I call her VD, not VP, but National Security Advisor Nancy McDowney joined staff Exodus while widely criticized trip to Poland and Romania.
It's only been a year.
I know.
God.
And anybody that fakes that nice crap like she does, so awful.
I mean, when they have to fake being nice, you know they're a monster.
When she has to say, look, kids, we're going to go see planets with our eyeballs.
And our eyeballs is right there.
We got one on this side of our nose and another one.
This is wonderful.
Then she gets off, you know, no more wire coat hangers.
Yeah.
No more wire coat hangers!
Guaranteed, man.
You are right.
Oh my gosh.
She is nothing but evil.
Who goes through this many people?
Honestly, just look at the track record.
This is really sad.
Think about it.
This is not people quitting Arby's.
This ain't people quitting Walmart.
These are nice jobs.
These are people getting to work for the Vice President of the United States of America's personal staff.
Right.
And they can't leave fast enough.
Oh my gosh.
And this is really something because then people are really starting to talk about it.
And you've got her trying to completely change her image now.
And it's sad because you just can't change it.
But listen to this little clip here.
You're going to love this.
Paskanky.
I call her Skank.
VP Harris's staff looking forward to continuing their jobs.
Listen to how she responds to this.
The Washington Post article.
It's another article that's come out after a string of articles detailing dysfunction in the Vice President's office.
And then the Director of Operations put out a tweet today talking about how much he loved his job.
There was a similar sort of social media push this summer following some negative headlines about ongoings in the Vice President's office.
Did anybody ask the Deputy Director to put out a positive tweet today, or was that all him?
I'm not aware of any asks for a positive tweet or a specific tweet.
I would point you to the vice president's office, but I work with a number of people in the vice president's office who certainly are looking forward to continuing their jobs.
Wow!
Yeah, they are.
Looking forward to continuing their job.
They're about as happy as you are, Spaskanky.
As miserable as they can be.
God.
Absolutely miserable.
And her deputy director put out a positive tweet, and they're wondering if he just did that to make sure that he wasn't the next on the chopping block.
Come on.
Seriously?
This woman is a witch.
She is.
I've never heard of anybody go through so many people in my life.
So you have all of that.
That's the 10th staffer to go.
But this one I wanted to get your take on because you know how we have the whispering weirdo?
Well, it looks like AOC has joined that whole thing, okay?
That whole culture, that whole environment.
So Champagne Socialist, this is from the Gateway Pundit, by the way, an idiot AOC is mocked online after ranting about capitalism in a creepy Joe Biden whisper voice.
Oh my God.
Am I going to get to listen to this?
Yes.
Laverne Spicer.
She actually posted it and they took off with it.
And I know you will too.
So here it is.
Laverne, who we've had on this show, who we absolutely love.
She says, I'll tell you a secret.
AOC is an embarrassment to Congress and to women everywhere.
Check this out.
Most people don't really know what capitalism is.
Most people don't even know what socialism is.
But most people are not capitalists because they don't have capitalist money.
They're not billionaires.
Sometimes the label doesn't matter as much as just talking about policies.
That's easier to understand.
Do you think people should die because they can't afford insulin?
Do you think that fossil fuel CEO should decide whether the planet gets set on fire?
Good lord.
You made it through that.
I cannot believe it.
I did not hear a peep from you.
I think you were in shock.
Do you think people should die because of insulin?
Well, let me ask you, LLC. Do you think Biden should have stopped Trump's $30 insulin program?
You stupid twat.
My God.
Oh, yes.
This is how dumb their voters are.
For the first time ever, Trump, he did one good thing, man.
He lowered the price of insulin.
It was like $30 a month.
And the first thing Biden did after he wrecked the energy sector is he gets rid of that program.
And then a year later, they decide they want to do the same thing, the exact same thing they took away from everybody for a year, and they act like it's their idea.
I mean...
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
You know, there's two things about AOC. I thought that she was just dumb, but now I just think she's evil.
I think she knows what she's talking about.
She's evil.
She's money hungry.
She's greedy.
She's up there getting rich, and she loves it.
She loves being on the camera.
She's just evil.
Most people don't know what socialism is.
Yeah.
You don't even know what a damn...
What was the thing she couldn't figure out?
The disposal.
Garbage disposal.
Oh, the garbage disposal.
Yeah.
Somebody's got to mock her.
Some people don't know what a garbage disposal is.
It's true.
Some people lied about being at the Capitol.
That's right.
You could go on and on and on.
Yeah.
Oh, hopefully we'll have some memes of that.
God, can you imagine being her boyfriend?
Oh my God.
Oh, no, no, no.
She destroyed him.
I'll just soon end it.
I just didn't end it.
My God, waking up to that every morning and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Shut up.
I bet she never shuts up.
Just saying dumb stuff.
Constantly.
And why does she think?
And why did the Democrats think that whispering will have an impact on what they're saying?
Whispering's dumb.
Right.
You whisper when you're like in a haunted house, man, not doing a speech.
You're like, did you see that ghost over there?
Be real quiet, there's a shadow figure standing over you.
That's right.
I mean, you see that, of course, when you're watching like a third-rate horror movie, but that's about it, right?
Are you like talking about somebody and they're kind of close, you don't hear it?
Did you see her hair?
It looks like shit today.
I know.
Well, that's a Southern thing.
You know that's a Southern thing.
Because my parents do that.
My mother does that.
And there will be nobody in the room and I'll say, okay, so why are you whispering?
And actually it took a long time for my friends to say, why is your mother whispering about somebody that's not even in this house?
And I'm like, it's a Southern thing.
She feels bad.
She's letting you know that you are not to repeat whatever it is she whispered about because that's what she does.
So she's gained 50 pounds, bless her heart.
Like, don't say it came from me on the QT, right?
So that's kind of what happens with that whole whispering thing.
She's getting a D-I-V-O-R-C-E. Don't talk about it.
That's right.
Didn't come from me.
Oh my gosh.
So you've got all of this stuff going on.
Meanwhile, the left is just acting horrible.
Okay, of course.
They're back to their usual tactics.
They erupt on social media over the news that Justice Thomas is hospitalized.
Okay, now.
Of course.
Of course.
They all say, die, die.
Karma, karma, die.
That's what they do every time.
Isn't that awful?
So, he had a flu-like infection.
Okay, so Justice Clarence Thomas, he was hospitalized.
I think he's doing a lot better now.
But what they were doing on social media.
Now, I'll tell you, with Ginsburg, I never did anything like that.
I mean, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, I never would.
I honestly said pray for her and RIP and everything.
Yes, you did.
Wishing people dead is just...
It's just wrong on every level.
That's what they are, though.
They're emotional children.
Liberals are basically people that don't grow up.
They stay 16, 15 forever.
Seriously, imagine being a 62-year-old man who has the exact political beliefs as a sophomore in high school.
What you believe when you...
I mean, you never grew.
You never, you know, you never instilled in the world.
You never got out in the world.
You never changed.
You didn't like, hey, I didn't know how the world worked back then.
That's why I give people a pass for being Democrats through college.
Then after that, you're just a dumbass.
If you can't get out in the real world for a few years and figure it out and figure out all the lies and figure out this is a bunch of horseshit, then it's on you.
It's so true, too, because you would think at this point in their life, after college, after the indoctrination, and they actually start working for a living, unless they're still in school.
I mean, most of them stay in school indefinitely and then teach school because they can't leave that environment.
That is what they are used to, and that is what they want to stay in.
So they just stay there.
That's the problem with...
This is Barry's...
Third term.
Obama, and this is the problem with them.
They hire all people from college to do everything, like college professors.
I mean, they're nothing but theorists.
I'm telling you, if you go, and I'm not knocking anybody that teaches or anything, but if you go to high school, and then you go straight to college, and now you're 22, and then you go get a master's and doctorate and all the other stuff, and now you're 30 and you're still in college, you go out of there, and the first day at work, you're a professor.
And then you're 50 years old now, and you've never been out in the real world.
You've literally done nothing but theories in the classroom that don't work at all on the outside.
And let's face it, there's hardly anything you learn in school that you use.
Right.
Seriously, it's just a waste of time.
You don't even learn how to do your own taxes.
I mean, seriously.
They won't teach you how to pay your bills and how to set money aside or how to do anything practical in life, you know?
Turn on a disposal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, some of the dumbest people I've ever met in my life have the most college.
But when you've done nothing but sit around and you get caught up in that world, so you wonder how they're woke when they're 50 or 60 years old.
They've been sitting around, hanging out, listening to 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 years old their whole life.
And they just cannot leave that environment.
And then they resist.
I don't even know what they resist anymore.
They're just big government stooges now.
That's it.
They at least win against the government.
It's funny.
Conservatives are against the government now.
And liberals are big government, big pharma, big war cheerleaders.
It's so true.
I just cannot believe how they've been so brainwashed and indoctrinated because they agree just to agree with the left, and it doesn't matter how preposterous it is.
It really doesn't.
It doesn't matter to them.
I mean, I think it's really great that people are starting to come out and start talking about people like Adam Schiff, who is my representative, by the way.
Yes, I do live in a Hollywood hellhole, but Adam Schiff is my representative.
But a Republican finally slams him for misleading the public about Trump-Russia.
He lied!
He continues to.
He continues to.
I mean, he will not stop lying.
Man, that guy's a scumbag.
I know.
He's a lying scumbag.
And understand, he's still on the House Intelligence Committee.
And he's the chairman of it.
They've got a guy that slept with a Chinese spy.
On the Intelligence Committee.
If you think our country has a chance, well, I mean, Eric Swalwell, not only does he fart like a horse eating green apples on live TV, but he's, and think about that.
They're like, okay, what are they going to do?
You know, they're like, okay, here's 400 congressmen.
There's probably, you know, 400 male congressmen.
Or 300.
Let's just...
Okay, let's look at...
Let's look who's the dumbest one who we can definitely get a Chinese...
Who will sleep with any fang fang.
And they're like, oh, that's him.
And they're sitting there talking in Chinese.
All right, all right, all right.
Right there.
And they're all pointing...
Who are they pointing at?
Eric Swalwell.
The dumbest guy they know who will fall for it and sleep with anything.
What's his wife think about that?
And his kids.
He's all...
He's funny.
Ever since he got busted...
I'm sleeping with a Chinese spy.
He likes to talk about, oh, it's my kids, and here's a picture of my kids.
And he put his wife and kids in his profile for the first time.
I mean, yeah, you already cheated and you're sleeping with Chinese spies.
Why don't you go ahead and use them as props now to try to get away with it?
You rotten to the core, evil person.
Absolutely evil.
And that's the whole thing.
And he's been allowed to get away with it.
I mean, let's not forget about when he stood up there and he read a speech right there in front of the world, God and country, that he ad-libbed because it wasn't true.
It wasn't what the transcript said.
He was just filling in the blanks, which means he was lying.
Yeah, he just lied about it.
Yes.
He said, when Trump said this, And I mean, it was ridiculous.
Oh, we're going to get him.
And I'm not.
I mean, it was the most ridiculous thing.
It was.
And it's amazing that he was actually able to get away with it because because that is you would think for sure that somebody would call him out for something like that.
But they didn't.
So people that were listening to him read that into the record, they thought it was true.
When he started reading that crap and just making up stuff that Trump said and started with it, I don't care what the protocol was.
If I was a damn on that committee as a Republican, I would have stood up in the middle of that and I would have screamed for 10 minutes.
They'd have had to carry me out there.
You're a liar.
This is not what he said.
You know, you're a traitor to this country.
Blah, blah, blah.
And I would not stop as loud as I could.
That's absolutely true.
And that is what we do not have.
That's a perfect example of what we don't have right now in leadership.
Grow some balls.
We need a cat turd.
That's what we need, but we'll keep working on you on that.
People that would say something like that would never get in there because they can't, because you need millions of dollars in the back end of this, and they pick their cannons, and there are all these little slick-ass You know, slick daddies.
That's right.
It is true.
I mean, you would have to.
And they all look, and just, can you not just be original?
Look at, I'm telling you, I take Joni Ernst because she irks me.
Ernest irks me.
Yes.
I mean, she's like this woman who just, you know, I think she was a vet and she, the tea party wave and she rolled in there and she's just a normal person like us.
She looked normal and look at her now, man.
She literally looks like a The exact woman politician.
She wears all them clothes.
She's got the perfect little hair that comes down and goes in and she wears the pearls.
I mean, it's just like, who are you?
I know.
Are you a person?
Are you going to let them turn you into that?
Right.
It's just, it's amazing to see how they change.
Marco Rubio is another example we've talked about several times.
Kinzinger is another example.
He started out, and he was part of the Tea Party as well.
They boosted him.
He gets to Washington, D.C., Little Man Complex.
Let's get some normal people up there.
That's what it was supposed to design for.
I mean, I want to see somebody in camouflage up there.
Quit wearing suit and ties.
Right.
I mean, they're up there wearing $2,000 suits.
It's just not who I am.
I can never be a politician because it don't matter how much money I've had.
I've been broke and sometimes I have money.
I always dress like shit.
Well, it shouldn't matter.
It shouldn't matter what car you drive or what you look like or what your jewelry is or whatever.
I mean, it doesn't matter what you wear.
You're there for policy purposes.
You're there to represent your constituents.
And these people have forgotten all about that, right?
They have forgotten everything there is to do with why they are there and what they are supposed to do while they're there.
They're just patting each other on the back and patting their bank account.
That is all.
Look what happens when one or two people, which is all I've seen, like Marjorie Taylor Greene goes in there, and she don't change a bit.
She's a little firecracker, owns a little business.
Yeah, she's a little bit redneck-y.
I get it.
So what?
I am, too.
But she gets up there, and she said, I'm going to do this, this, this, and this, and she's done it.
Yeah.
And then they throw her off.
Well, the Republican Party treats her like that.
They throw her off the committee.
They throw her off this.
They throw her after that.
Well, you said this, and you said that.
Well, real people...
Talk like that.
They talk, man.
They don't say everything perfectly, like Trump.
That's what real people talk in the real world.
I mean, that is really why we love him.
I love this clip.
This is from Il Donaldo Trumpo.
Check this out.
So why is Biden doing it?
Because he's stupid.
Okay?
Because he's stupid.
Because he's stupid!
That sounds like something I would say.
I know, that's why I had to play it.
Because he's stupid.
And that's it, too.
Right there in that show.
I hadn't heard that one, man.
How'd I miss it?
Why does he do this, you think?
Because he's stupid.
Right.
And that's what I want people to talk like.
Man, I'm telling you, we could go and get the men and women of this country.
We could kick everybody out up there and just get some people that have common sense.
Okay, we're going to put a trucker in your spot.
We're going to put a plumber in your spot, an electrician, a waitress in your spot.
You know what I mean?
That is perfect.
And they could run this country.
We've got the dumbest, most corrupt people.
They set up there, and it's just become this liberal hell-ho, Washington, D.C. They lie.
And that's what gets me the last three weeks, is I'm talking about Russia propaganda on CNN, MSNBC, the New York Times.
What?
All you do is lie.
You literally, not only do you never tell the truth, you keep the important stories away.
You don't talk about them.
That's it.
They didn't mention Hunter's laptop, the big three.
That's exactly right.
They mentioned it.
Not even, nor do they want to.
They are tippy-toeing around that thing as much as they possibly can.
You know why they can't?
You know why CNN, MSNBC, NBC, you know why they can't mention it?
Because the 51 liar and traitors that lied about it being Russian.
This information, they all work for them.
That's it.
Clapper, Brennan, just look on that list.
25 of them work for CBS, NBC, ABC. CNN. Yeah, CNN right now.
They can't say nothing.
They sit on the panels and are paid.
That's their employees.
Oh my gosh, it's so intertwisted.
it's so bad it is so bad in fact today when I asked you I said Keturge what do you want to name today's show and I knew that there was a mixed bag because there's so much going on but when you called it 20 51 traders I knew exactly they're traders you were going the only one that said something since ends clapper he goes well well given the information at the time I would have still made the same decision because it was likely Bullshit.
You lied.
You knew it was real 100% and you lied about it.
You're a traitor.
You're all treasonous traitors, man.
They're like, they're the same people that say Russia tried to interfere in the election or are calling Donald Trump a traitor because he's questioning the results of an election.
Let me tell you, right there, let's just say there wasn't any mail-in votes and he lost.
Right there.
They just did some kind of poll.
It's 17% of the people in the swing states that voted for Biden said they wouldn't have voted if they'd have known Hunter's laptop.
That's the election right there.
Oh, exactly.
Y'all just did it.
Y'all interfered in the election.
Twitter interfered in the election.
Facebook, by taking it down and taking the Washington Post and banning anybody that talked about it.
They just, okay, we're just going to ban you if you talk about it.
Oh my gosh.
Oh yeah.
And you know, that's the thing.
I remember when President Trump was seated as President of the United States, he had won and he had won by an absolute landslide more than they were actually reporting.
They started floating that Hillary Clinton got the most popular vote.
No, she did not.
Okay, that's a lie.
They kept adding votes for three months.
Yes, she contested it.
And did you see any Democrats that were contesting it?
Did you see them thrown off media?
Did you see her lose her account for questioning it?
Absolutely not.
She's still there.
They forced recounts in three states.
That is exactly right.
So we've got some work to do when it comes to this stuff.
This is the Truth Press, Spies Who Lie.
The New York Post calls out 51 intelligence experts who won't apologize for discrediting Hunter Biden's report.
They're traitors of this country, man.
All of them.
They are, and they need to be tried.
In fact, one of the people that we've had on our show, General Michael Flynn, who I absolutely think the world of.
I think he's fantastic.
We've got to get him back on the show again.
Definitely going to work on that.
Reach out to him this week.
Let's get him back.
I definitely will.
I love listening to him talk.
We didn't hardly say nothing because he was so mesmerizing just talking.
He's fantastic, truly.
And he knows who they are.
Believe me.
He knows exactly where the bodies are buried.
I can assure you of that.
And he is doing everything that he can.
He was on a gag order for two years.
You think when he comes on our show, I'm going to talk over him?
I'm just going to let him talk.
I want to hear what he has to say.
Don't we all?
I know.
All of this needs to be unearthed.
This is an article from Resist the Mainstream, and he goes on, Are you to tell me that these 51 that knew ahead of time are just going to be able to skate by and they're not going to do anything about it?
We're just supposed to look the other way?
I don't think so.
Not even at all.
So here you have the New York Post editorial said 51 former intelligence officials were supposed to act in a nonpartisan way to safeguard the United States.
They opined the signatories to a public letter that called the publication story on Hunter Biden's Okay, so they signed their name to this, okay?
They actually signed this document.
I mean, this wasn't just in jest.
And they just do it so they can say, okay, well, 51...
So Biden can sit up there.
That's the way he sounds like I don't know what he's saying.
He's slurring his words.
You don't know what the hell that guy's saying, man.
He's out there.
I mean, they got him pumped up sometimes like on some kind of meth prescription.
And then they got him pumped up on downers and they put him on uppers and downers.
I mean, we can't let anybody ask him a question because he'll get mad and throw a fit.
I mean, really?
He's going to fly off the handle one day, man, right in the middle of something important.
You wait and see.
Fly off the handle.
It's going to be dog-paced pony soldier all over again.
Oh, it's going to be bad, too.
I think everybody's ready for that.
But meanwhile, we still have all of these other issues that are happening right before our very eyes.
And this one was out, and I saw that you actually referenced it as well.
This is McDonald on Twitter.
The wife of former Ukrainian MP, Yur Kotvitsky, declared $28 million and 1.3 million euros when entering Hungary.
She shows up with $24 million worth of money in suitcases.
That's our money!
Yeah.
That's what we give them.
Oh my gosh.
And that's Zelensky.
That's Zelensky, man.
He's worth like $600 million.
A comedian.
Unbelievable.
You know what's funny?
When it come out, how much he was worth and how much money he was getting and how corrupt everything is.
The fact checkers come out, no, he really doesn't.
He makes like $500,000 a year.
That's it.
He's only worth $1.5 million.
Not $1.5 billion, they said.
But you'll look at all the fact checkers.
But you know, you can just Google, like, somebody's net worth.
So if you go to all the ones that are six days and older, it's all he's worth.
$600 million.
$800 million.
But all the ones in the three days since it's become a problem, it's like, no, the fact checkers have checked it.
And it's not true.
Oh, jeez.
Just like everything else.
He's corrupt as hell, man.
I know, I know.
Just because, hey, Putin's a murdering bastard, man.
Like, you love Putin because you don't like Zelensky.
No, I hate both them governments.
They've been sitting over there as a money laundering scheme for all of the people in the United States for how long now around the world?
I mean, my God, all of our main politicians, Romney, Nancy Pelosi's son, Hunter, Jim Carrey's son, we're making millions of dollars on no-show job.
Man, I can't support that government.
I support the people, of course.
I want them to win.
I want this to be decided.
I want them to come to an agreement.
I want this to be over with.
I want this killing to stop.
Of course I do.
But I'm not...
That is Zelensky.
That guy's rotten to the core, man.
He's no hero to me.
Not even at all.
He can be your hero if you want to.
I don't tell people who they're heroes and who's not their heroes.
Everybody listening has their own heroes.
I have my own heroes, but he's not mine.
He can be yours if you want.
I don't trust that guy as far as I can throw him.
And I just have a, you know, an old country gut feeling about people.
Sometimes I'm wrong, but it goes off this big alarm with him.
Oh, big alarm.
I know.
Very unsettling.
I haven't trusted him since the very beginning.
I was calling him Mr.
Beam because, you know, he's everywhere.
And even he's got fake sets behind him, just like Biden.
Yeah, man.
It's crazy.
It really is.
But it really is true.
I mean, these are the kind of things that you look at and you go, okay, so this really doesn't have even a real element to it.
And so you start looking at the fact of what our U.S. Senate is passing here, okay?
They have passed a bipartisan $1.5 trillion bill on March 10th that included $13.6 billion in aid to the Ukraine, okay?
What are they doing for Americans?
Where's the money?
Where's it going to?
I thought their whole country had no infrastructure no more.
Who's getting the money?
Who's it being wired to?
Who delegates it once it gets there?
They don't ever tell us this stuff.
They just start sending our money.
I tweeted the other day, name one other country that taxes the shit out of their citizens.
Taxes them poor.
And then sends it to the United States.
Sends that tax money to our country.
I'll tell you how many.
Zero.
So why don't we put up with it?
I'm telling you something.
If they're taxing us, if they can afford to send $14 billion to Ukraine, they're taxing us too much.
Yes.
Okay?
They need to half-hour taxes because if you can afford to give that country $14 billion and not spend it on ours, then you're getting too much tax money.
You need to not tax us so much.
Totally agree.
I don't want to pay for it.
Here, and this is why people are actually calling for a complete and total accounting.
We should have had that in place anyway.
We need to know how much is even spent on paperclips, okay?
We want to know everything.
It's a spreadsheet.
In a business, you'd have to know if you owned a business.
Sure.
It's my money.
Do you not know where all your money goes?
Don't you sit down and you have to deal with it every day?
I mean, as an adult, you have to know every little where your money's going, this and that and that.
Well, this is our money.
So we have a right to know it's not your money.
It's not Nancy Pelosi's money.
It's not Joe Biden's money.
It's not Lindsey Graham's money.
It's our money.
It's exactly it.
And just to think that they would pass this bill the same week, $1.5 trillion bill, the same week that inflation hit a 7.9% in the U.S., the highest inflation rate in 40 years.
Okay?
It's really about 15 or 20, too, if you want to know the truth.
That's where we are.
It's really, it is really something, the way that they are handling this whole thing and that we don't have anyone on our side.
We do not have the Republicans saying, hey, you know what?
The American people would like more transparency.
I mean, isn't that exactly what Biden was supposedly running on?
Was transparency?
How we were going to have transparency between us and the government?
No, not at all.
They have got a whole...
Money laundering scheme going on over in the Ukraine and have for years.
Everything he said was a lie.
I like the way, I mean, the student debt.
We're going to wipe out student debt.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah, you are.
I don't know if anybody knows, but just about all students set debt right now.
I mean, it happened to Obama.
They wanted to take that over, and so they did.
It's all like Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, right?
I mean, it's all college.
It's all government loans.
Is it not?
I mean, didn't they take that over?
I'm pretty sure they did.
That's it.
That's exactly what happened.
You think they're going to default on their own loans that goes to the government?
You people are crazy.
I know.
If it was the banks, if it was mom and pop people that had these loans out to these college kids, it already defaulted on them.
Oh my gosh.
It's just so wild.
Remember this one, when he said, all he does is sign executive orders.
I know how to work with people.
I work with Democrats.
I work with Republicans.
I know how to work with people.
And then that first month and job, he stood up there and they wheeled him in, put him on a plane, gave him some pudding, and he signed more executive orders than the last 20 presidents combined.
I know.
The largest in history.
The largest amount of executive orders were signed by Joe Biden.
That is unbelievable.
It's really going to come back to haunt them.
And honestly, it already is.
Because they are starting to look at what's happening around their landscape.
Of course, if they're able to steal elections, it's not going to matter.
Because they'll just steal this one, too.
And they will forever be assured a seat.
That's why we've got to stop all of this.
But this is the D.C. Inquirer.
New Trafalgar group polls shows huge number of likely voters, including two thirds of Dems, want Biden to focus on domestic energy production.
Of course we do!
Good lord.
I mean, come on.
Are you trying to turn the United States into a shell nation?
A shell nation like a shell corporation with nothing inside?
Where basically all of the people are just handing their money over to the government for the government to hand their money over to other countries and then only have those other countries put it back into leadership's pockets?
I know it!
Did you see the tweet I did?
It was earlier today.
It's the first one I got up this morning.
It's probably under my good morning tweet.
About the electric cars.
Did you see that?
Oh, that was so perfect.
Remember I've been talking about that?
So some Tesla owner says, some Tesla owner, this was the first day I wish I had a gas car, and he showed a line of about 10 people.
And if you're 10th in line, that's like seven, eight hours to charge.
And then here comes Elon Musk under him.
We're working on it.
It doesn't matter.
You can't pull this kind of power.
If everybody went to an electric car right now, And then some guy says, I live in Canada, and I love your account, but I love my Tesla.
I plug it in.
It's only $50 a month for...
I know, it is.
You pay $200,000 for your car, $8,000 for your charging station at your house.
You're going to pay $20,000 every time a battery goes out.
But...
I save gas every month.
It's so ridiculous.
At least $20,000.
It's like the people that turn their whole roofs into solar panels and cost like $287,000.
And they're like, I'm saving 20 months on them.
I'm saving $20 a month on my electric bill.
It's unreal.
And that's the whole thing.
I mean, they are so out of touch.
They do not have the infrastructure even available.
What if you want to go on a trip?
I told you, if you're somebody who just drives and you're retired or something, or you got a job 10 miles away and you can afford an electric car and put a charging station in your house...
And you just want to drive to your house and back, you know, around a little town and back.
You probably could use an electric car.
Besides that, they're totally worthless.
What if you want to go on a trip?
What if your parents are 10 states away and one of them dies and you need to go to their funeral?
And you need to drive.
You need to carry a bunch of stuff.
You can't fly.
Are we going to have electric trucks, 18 wheelers, which are half the vehicles on the road?
Backhoes, trackhoes.
You know people, when you build houses, when you clear land, when you build roads, all this stuff takes heavy, heavy, heavy equipment.
Backhoes, trackhoes, front loaders, front end loaders.
You think all that's going to be electric?
It's just a pipe dream.
It's ridiculous.
And the few people that are going to buy electric cars...
It's not going to matter.
Let me tell you something.
If anybody's here that's two years old listening to this show and you get to live to be 97 years old, you're still going to have diesel and electric and gas.
Trust me.
That's it.
I mean, that is it.
It's not going to happen overnight.
This is a pipe dream.
And this is incredible.
In fact, I heard that Biden is now scrapping his gas cards today as a result that was being floated because of the high inflation numbers.
But I think they have other ideas for your money.
I wanted to also point out, you know, we talked about Bloomberg and we showed that meme.
Earlier today about what they were saying, but I didn't realize that it included puppies.
Did you know this?
Okay, so more Bloomberg news offers tips for Americans struggling with inflation.
Let your pets die.
Okay, so I knew you would love this one.
Let your pets die.
Oh, yeah.
So here's what they said.
If you're one of the many Americans who became a new pet owner during the pandemic...
You might want to rethink those costly pet medical needs, the publication notes.
It may sound harsh, but researchers actually don't recommend pet chemotherapy, which can cost up to $10,000 for ethical reasons.
Okay, so...
Just let them die?
Euthanize them?
I don't think so.
A lot of people can't afford that.
I mean, there's a limit, I'm sure.
It's just like everything else.
You have to weigh it.
You're like, okay, I've got a three-year-old dog I love.
$10,000, they say.
The prognosis is 90%.
I'm just going to do it, man.
I want my dog to live.
Right.
I did that with my cat.
Some of these people, though, their dogs and cats get 19, 20 years old, and they try to just do whatever to make them hold on for a few more months.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just let your pets die.
Don't feed them.
That'll save you a lot of money.
That'll save you money.
And take the bus.
And take the bus.
See, a non-pet owner wrote that article because they don't realize that people love their pets like their damn children almost.
That's right.
Yeah.
Very important to them.
I know.
It just does not matter.
With me, I just said, with mine, I just said, okay, whatever it is we need to do, just tell me what I need to do and what is it going to cost to make her feel better.
I just want her better.
This could say, we need to get all the illegals And we just need all the liberals, just get them out of the country.
So every liberal can, I mean, all the illegals need to go back to where they came from and carry a liberal under each arm.
That solves our energy problem.
That solves all of our problems.
Yes, exactly.
Just have a liberal under each arm and one on your shoulders and you go.
This is just to walk them right out of here.
Well, I promise that we are going to end this show on a high note, a really good note, because we can go into all kinds of different things on this one.
I cannot believe it.
Kid Rock, you mentioned high.
I know, and that's where I'm headed, because we've completed an hour.
It goes so quick on this show, I swear.
Man.
I know.
So here you go.
Watch Kid Rock says he can't be canceled and he loves it when people try.
I don't give up.
So here he is in his own words.
Check it out.
Let me get this going.
Hang on one sec because I have to turn all this up.
Okay.
Why haven't you been canceled?
Like people aren't allowed to say what they think you are.
I am uncancellable.
Why's that?
And I'm not in bed with any big corporate things at the end of the day.
There's nobody to beholden to, no record companies, no corporate interests, no nothing.
And you can't cancel me.
I love it when they try.
Isn't he great?
I think he's great.
You know, the great Rush Limbaugh always said this about him because they tried everything to cancel him, you know, but he's his own man.
He's like, if the media didn't make you, They can't break you.
And that's what they hate.
You know what I mean?
They want to have, like, Tucker Carlson says what he wants, but they can always, they can just keep hammering Fox.
They can hammer his advertisers.
You know what I mean?
He is beholding to advertisers.
Fox News, where he works.
So they can not only attack him, they can try to attack people around him and make them shut him down.
But if, like...
I mean, it's just like cat turd.
I mean, I invented it.
I do everything myself.
I do sell a few items.
I do it myself.
I get USA to make stuff.
I send it.
I mail it myself.
I mean, there's really nothing you can do to cancel me.
They lie about me all the time and try to say I'm this person and that person, but I mean...
That's true.
Well, I mean, it's kind of like the show.
It's the show, too.
I mean, we do everything ourselves.
I mean, honestly, do you think I ever wanted to learn how to do all this computer stuff?
Absolutely no.
Not ever in a million years.
I am not technically inclined.
At all.
But in order to get your voice heard and mine and others on this show that we have on the show, and not only on the show, but those that help us behind the scenes.
So like the memers at Fleet Admiral James, all the people that help us with the articles and getting the conservative news out there.
I mean, we rely on that, of course, but when it comes to producing this whole thing, it's a whole nother, a whole nother bunch of tools that you have to learn in order to produce it.
And we don't make a thing on this show.
We don't sell anything that's show promoted.
We offer our videos for free.
Sure!
If you want to advertise your business, send me an email at jules at inthelitterbox.com.
We want to start making at least a dollar a week.
I mean, there's more we're making now.
I mean, you know what?
We pay for the show completely out of our own pocket.
Oh, yeah.
100%.
We lose money.
We lose money.
Yeah, all of that we pay out of our own pocket.
So if you are interested, now that we brought it up, you can definitely contact us in thelitterbox.com and we'll talk about it.
You can donate a million dollars to our GoSendMe.
No, I'm just kidding.
Send fun go.
Send fun go.
That's where we're losing now.
Yeah.
Well, this has been a lot of fun for Monday.
Cat turd.
Yeah.
Well, Mondays, you know.
Mondays are Mondays.
Yeah, but you make it fun always.
I appreciate it.
Oh my gosh, this hour is gone already.
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