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Today is Wednesday, March 23rd, 2022, episode number 46.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat Turd.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How you doing there, sir?
What's going on?
What's going on, everybody?
Wow.
Clown world.
It is a clown world.
Every single day, I think it's just going to hopefully mellow like we're going to have a real easy kind of day and kind of look for things other than just the usual suspects.
But no, they never cease to surprise and amaze.
Here we go.
The name of today's show, just so everyone knows, is I'm Not a Biologist.
I'm not a biologist.
I don't know who the woman is.
I went on a thread this morning when I woke up.
I couldn't stop.
You certainly did.
The jokes.
They're writing themselves.
Oh my gosh, you were on a rampage.
I have been laughing so hard.
So I have two memes up here.
I want to give credit to the people that did it.
Election Wizard, and that's at ElectionWiz over on Twitter.
And DammitJanet, at JanetSYoung1 on Twitter.
She did the second one.
But here it is.
In her own words, you've got Senator Blackburn who says, Can you provide a definition of the word woman?
And Judge Jackson says, No, I can't.
Senator Blackburn says, I'm not a biologist.
You can't?
And Judge Jackson says, I'm not a biologist.
I mean, really?
My God.
And then the second one, I'm not a smart man, but I know what a woman is.
And of course, this is a reference to Forrest Gump.
And then you just tore it up.
I mean, you just took it from there.
I mean, I don't know where you want to start with that.
This is the most radical, and not just radical, but just a moron.
Let's face it.
I mean, my God, I listen to these people.
It goes back to the thing I say every episode just about the people that Joe Biden hired are the dumbest people I've ever seen in my life.
I mean, look how dumb he is.
Look out Camilla Harris.
Dumb.
Pete Buttigieg, dumb.
Blinken, dumb.
This lady?
I mean, man, who is this?
You know, she just got appointed to the judge last year by Biden, and now she's a Supreme Court justice.
She has no business being anywhere on the bench.
Just listen to her testimony, how she's let people off and who she's let off.
I mean, man, she ain't got nowhere.
She should not be anywhere on the bench.
Anywhere.
She's an activist.
That's what she is.
And she should basically be defending people that have been put in jail.
That's how I'm reading in the room.
I mean, honestly, for pedophilia.
I don't know why she is going to be a nominee for the Supreme Court of the United States of America.
She should be focusing on the issues that are near and dear to her heart and not representing the Constitution.
That's what she's there to do.
There's hardly anybody up there.
You're supposed to interpret the Constitution to the case that they provide you.
And none of them do that.
They're all activists.
I mean, you got Clarence Thomas.
You had Scalia.
You have a few.
Gorsuch is pretty good.
But the rest of them, even Kavanaugh and Amy Cami Barrett, they're not doing it.
It's just gone.
I have no respect for the Supreme Court anymore.
It's not the last thing to go, but it's gone.
Oh, absolutely.
And when they put her on there, it's not even legitimate anymore.
How can she try a case and not recuse herself that has anything to do with hiring?
Hiring by base of race, gender.
She's in there because of race and gender.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, you've got all of these subjects on the table, too.
This is a really big deal when life begins.
Okay, so she couldn't answer that either.
Check this out.
When does life begin, in your opinion?
Senator, um...
I'm not a G-Y. No.
I don't know.
I don't know.
She doesn't know.
God!
She doesn't know.
Okay, so, like, in some ways, I feel like the left is just plain mocking us.
Like, this cannot be real.
This is some kind of joke.
I mean, she certainly wasn't prepared for any of this, and people are openly talking about it.
You're talking about when life begins.
Okay, you're talking about how soft she's been on crime.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Not a biologist, okay?
I mean, this is really, really scary.
But think about how crazy this is.
Joe Biden nominates somebody just because of their skin color and their gender.
He nominates them just because she's a woman, and then she gets a bare nomination.
She can't even tell you what a woman is.
Right.
That's the reason she's there.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, this is like incredible.
She won't give a definition of a woman.
She couldn't even give a definition of what a woman was.
That was another one.
I mean, come on.
I know that she is related, thanks for you to pointing us out to all of that, to Paul Ryan.
But come on.
I mean, that's not a favor to the right.
Let me tell you.
This bull crap, you pick your own gender and all that.
People are sick of this crap.
This is why the Democrats are losing the suburbs, by the way.
This exact reason.
Yes.
Yes.
This is why they're losing it because people have had enough of this crazy crap and pick your own gender and transgender rights and you want to talk to your kids in school.
A state worker with purple hair wants to talk to your five-year-old about sex.
You know, in school.
And people have had enough of this crap.
It's why Yunkin won in Virginia.
People have had enough of this bullshit.
And I'm just telling you, they have.
Oh, they absolutely have.
But, you know, it just never stops.
And right when you think that they've passed it, okay, so they've drawn the line, then all of a sudden you get to the point where I am right now, are they actually mocking us?
Because this is outrageous.
Or are they trying to give Republicans a moment to look good with their outrage and how ridiculous this nominee is?
Because that's the impression that all of us are getting.
I mean, this whole thing, I'm not a biologist.
If you think I'm kidding, I'm going to play the clip.
Can you provide a definition for the word woman?
Can I provide a definition?
Yeah.
I can't.
You can't?
Not in this context.
I'm not a biologist.
Oh, my word.
She's not a biologist.
She's...
You can tell, though, you can see the anger.
The underpinning anger.
They're putting on a smile, but you know if it was a regular setting, they'd be going...
She's going home saying, that bitch asked me that question.
Right.
I can just tell.
I can see the anger.
I can see it seething in her.
Oh.
Because she's a liberal woman.
Tucker Carlson made a...
I'm making an interesting point last night that, you know, they're like, we're going to put a black woman in there.
I mean, that's what they said.
They act like they didn't say it now.
Even in the hearing, they're like, well, you're not here because of your race.
It's exactly what he said.
I'm nominating only considering black women.
So that's the truth.
End of story.
It was the dumbest move I've ever heard in my life.
If you already, in your own mind, said, I want a black woman, why would you say that?
You just completely ruined it for her for the rest of her life.
And everybody's just going to say, well, she got nominated because Joe Biden said he wanted a black woman.
Why wouldn't you just say, if you just wanted her anyway, you don't say nothing and you just nominate her, then all these problems are gone.
But they're not smart enough.
Oh, my gosh.
It's so embarrassing.
And they can try to walk it back all they want.
But you know what?
He's done this twice.
And generally, people that really try to rub it in and say they're not a racist, that do things like this, get a vice president who has the lowest polling number, not best qualified, but the lowest polling number, even in her own state of California.
He puts up there as VP. Vice President of the United States.
We see what kind of disaster that has brought.
And then you've got the SCOTUS nomination, right?
All of a sudden, she has to be, in his own words, his own words, a black female.
It's like federally against the law to do that, by the way.
I know!
But he made an interesting point.
I didn't get to that, but Tucker Carlson made an interesting point where he said they said they want a black woman, but they just want it for outward appearances, not how they are, because they just want somebody that has the outward appearance the way they want them to look, but they want them to think exactly like them.
He's like, you could replace her With any $10 million, you know, $10 to $100 million elitist housewife, you know, elitist snob housewife, and she would say the exact same thing.
It's just be the same exact person.
Exactly.
So they don't want somebody different than them.
They want somebody exactly like them, thinking like them, but they just want them to look different to check all the boxes.
I thought that was interesting because it's true.
It is true.
I mean, those are the qualifications.
They have to represent their brands, and this is how they are able to get the votes is because they are going for the minority vote.
Although, really, when you start looking at the way everything has changed, white people are in the minority now, but everything is against the white man.
And the white woman.
I mean, let's face it.
We're being attacked as well.
No question.
When Hillary Clinton lost, they started blaming white women.
White women.
White suburban women were the ones that brought down Hillary Clinton.
No, no.
If you look, there wasn't enough reason to actually vote for Hillary Clinton.
And those are just the figures that we were presented with.
It doesn't count all of the additional votes here.
That were counted in order to make it look like it wasn't the landslide that it really was that Trump won.
I mean, he completely cleaned up.
California literally kept counting for like two months.
There's another million votes.
There's another million votes for Hillary.
Here's another million.
Hey, she won about 2.5 million.
Well, you've just had a wonderful time with this whole thing because you know what?
In a lot of ways, you were right.
You called this weeks ago.
You said it a while ago.
You said, you know what?
A spade is a spade.
You know exactly who she is replacing.
You're not going to get a different kind of outcome from this particular judge versus anybody else.
Of course, she's going to be confirmed.
The Republicans do not want to have on their record, especially those that are coming up for re-election, that they did not vote for a black nominee because that would be the headlines.
That is what they would basically bring to the election campaign and they do not want that.
So expect, I do at least, a lot of the Republicans may cross the aisle and actually vote for this person.
Trust me when I tell you, it's going to be at least 10 or 8 or something to vote for.
Probably.
And she's like, it's funny, they're like...
They act like you're a racist if you ask her tough questions.
You think she's getting tough questions?
Kavanaugh, they literally accuse him of being a gang rapist, which is like life in prison without parole.
Yes.
Yes.
I mean, they lied and brought that ridiculous psychopath woman up there who was just a nut, man.
I mean, she had crazy written all over.
Right.
Dr.
Freud.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, but they take care of their own, don't they?
They do a GoFundMe.
She raised like $7 million.
She's a millionaire and living in a...
Penthouse somewhere right now.
Oh, completely.
And has received all of these awards for all of that, for her performances.
She's applauded and she goes and speaks on tours and all of this stuff at all these different universities.
She's the female Venman.
Are you kidding me?
It's ridiculous.
But that's how they reward them.
They make them famous in their own right.
Are they giving book deals?
Unbelievable.
Well, you were hilarious.
I mean, I cannot ignore.
I can't ignore what you did on your page today.
So what did you do?
You just sat around there and you just started looking at your dogs.
Make them seem as ridiculous as they are.
So here's one.
I'm having a rough day, you say.
I have four dogs and suddenly I can't tell which is male or female.
I'm not a biologist.
Okay, that's one.
Then you have to double down and you say, I'm about to pee in my pants this morning, but I don't know if I should stand up, sit down, stand on my head, go in the sink or pee in the shower.
You see, I'm not a biologist.
That's how ridiculous it is.
You don't know if you're a man or a woman.
It's so ridiculous.
And they're doing this.
They do this.
They hate the nuclear family.
They hate you and me.
They want to force all this stuff and make us bow to it.
And I'm not bowing to any of it.
It's ridiculous.
Half of it's perverted as hell.
I'm not bound to any of this crap.
I don't care what they say.
I don't care what the LGBTQ, whatever they're called now, says.
I don't care what any of these people say.
I don't care.
You can cry me a river all the way from here to the ocean, and I still don't give a crap about your feelings.
I don't care.
What you're doing is ridiculous.
Well, it's really true, but they're not even trying to hide it anymore.
There are several clips.
I'm going to point this particular one out.
Where are they going with this?
I mean, they're going to be marrying goats next?
I mean, there's literally nothing left.
I don't know.
They have all of our genetic material, so who knows?
Who knows where this goes?
I mean, you've seen what Dr.
Frankenstein Fauci has done.
I mean, is there any bottom?
I don't see there being a bottom.
I mean, every single time, I think that they've done just about enough And that's about it.
It's going to level out.
It just gets water and water.
They're banning people on Twitter for calling a man a man.
I know.
I know.
This is unreal.
Babylon B. They just got rid of Charlie Kirk as well for agreeing.
Who can stand beside these people?
Oh my gosh.
I mean, is this what you believe, Democrats?
Is this what you believe?
You believe your kid should go in at five years old when they're worried about going outside and playing with a grasshopper?
Seriously.
You want some purple haired, weird teacher to come up there and start talking about sex and everything to your kid at five years old?
That's what Ron DeSantis, the Don't Say Gay Bill does.
It won't let them do that.
I don't care if it's 12th grade.
Sex talk is, you know, that's between your parents.
And whoever, they shouldn't have some state worker talking to you about sex in school.
Absolutely.
It's ridiculous.
It's ludicrous.
Uh-uh.
No.
Uh-uh.
No.
My parents were really uncomfortable about that whole thing.
I mean, they still are.
We don't talk about anything.
I mean, they're just expecting that I was just going to figure it out.
But I mean, they did say certain things, but we had the talk.
I mean, it was highly embarrassing.
Can you imagine being in a classroom and having your teacher go there?
Oh my gosh, cringeworthy.
That would just completely upset me beyond belief, and especially at the age they're talking about this stuff.
I'm sorry, but no child should have to do that.
I never had a teacher mention sex one time all the way through high school when I was growing up.
It's hard to believe I ever knew how to do it.
You know?
I can't believe it.
I figured it out on my own somehow.
Somehow.
But it goes back to this whole thing.
They want to force behaviors.
In fact, this was sent to me today, and this is a thread, Will Hild, and he says, Control is the goal of BlackRock CEO Larry Fink.
Because that control enables him to force behaviors.
His goal is to force you to comply with his woke agenda, whether you agree with it or not.
Okay, so here's the clip.
Well, behaviors are going to have to change, and this is one thing we're asking companies.
You have to force behaviors, and at BlackRock, we are forcing behaviors.
Okay, so there you have it.
They are forcing you to comply.
You ain't forcing nothing on me, you little wimp.
I knew you'd get a kick out of that.
I knew.
And I'm sorry they stuffed you in lockers growing up.
Exactly.
And flipped your ears in English class.
But I didn't do it.
So quit trying to take it out on everybody.
And that is how it works.
Little goober.
They are going to force this kind of behavior.
So force behaviors.
Reject it.
Vote them all out.
That's what you have to do.
You have to go to these school board meetings.
You have to raise hell when they're trying to do this to your kids.
I mean, people are doing it.
Yeah.
I mean, the soccer mom might save this country.
They're out there doing it.
The critical race theory.
This sexual...
Just, you know, when you're six-year...
Why are six-year-olds coming to tell their mom, hey, I think I'm transgender?
When I was in the first grade, did you even think?
I didn't think of anything like that.
I'd be like, mommy, I painted a...
I put my hand out and painted around it and I made a turkey.
Right!
That's just not something that you were doing.
They should be put in prison for doing this to your kids.
I think so, too.
This is grooming.
It's pedophilia.
It's crazy.
Well, they're not even trying to hide it anymore.
These are open discussions and open forums, right?
Where they are talking about forced behaviors.
And this is what they're going to do.
And here's the deal about BlackRock.
BlackRock is buying up incredible amounts of land and neighborhoods and everything else.
Houses.
Houses, so that you're forced to rent from them.
They own more houses than anybody in the world, just like in the United States, like overnight.
That's right.
So these forced behaviors, if you're renting a house and you happen to rent from BlackRock, are they going to force those behaviors on you in order to have a roof over your head?
Where does it end?
Where do you draw the line?
And I'm even pretty, you know, I don't care what people do in their own bedroom.
I'm pretty liberal about that.
I don't give a crap.
Me neither.
But, you know, when you're going from gay, though, to gay, You know, talking to five-year-olds about, you know, having transgender parties with their genitalia hanging out and having, you know what I mean?
I mean, they just go and they're going with it and going and it gets further and further and further and further until it's just, and I'm telling you, I'm not glad they're doing it, but I am come election time when we win about 70 seats in the house and they're completely out of power and can't do this anymore because they've gone too far.
There's no question.
I'm telling you, man, Virginia cheats worse than any state there is.
And Youngkin, he won the hell out of that election, man.
It was pretty much a landslide.
And it was all them soccer moms, them Democrat soccer moms had enough of this critical race theory Literally coming home and teaching your white kids, it's teaching everybody how to be racist.
So you take a bunch of kids that don't even know nothing about race or racism by the time they're six or seven, and they're teaching them to be racist.
They're teaching them that white people, they put you in groups, segregate you, teach you that whites are bad and evil.
People have had enough of this crap.
I know I have.
Oh my gosh.
And I mean, what's to stop them from segregating classrooms?
I mean, basically what?
They're doing it!
You identify as straight, so here you are.
Well, they're doing it in bathrooms, so I mean, it's going to happen in the class too.
They're going to divide it up to such a degree that no one's going to get an education other than knowing what square to stand on.
Because that's how you've decided to identify.
And do not think that what's going to happen with that is that you're going to have the groups that are going to shame other groups, and then finally they're going to get everybody to agree that they are of one identity rather than another one, rather than something else, their true one.
So it is really bad.
It's child abuse in my opinion.
Sure it is.
And in the biggest form of it, like this was really great.
You said, here, I mean, let's talk about the nuts and bolts of the whole thing.
I have no idea how I was conceived and born.
My parents aren't biologists.
Okay, so now this is a new tagline of this hearing.
And then you say here, I know, I have no idea if I'm a cat, dog, frog, giraffe.
Hell, I might even be an elephant.
Like you said, I'm not a veterinarian.
So how could I possibly know?
This is how ludicrous they are.
They expect you to believe this nonsense.
Right.
It's crazy, but I don't have any small kids, so I don't understand how you just send your kid off to school, let them mask them for eight hours.
Number one, I'd rather my kid not get an education than learning what the government schools are teaching these kids.
I swear, you can teach a kid an hour a day what they learn eight hours a day in one of these schools, and they don't have to listen to all this nonsense.
That's right.
And they don't have to wear masks.
And they're like, well...
They won't know how to interact with people.
You think kids are interacting with people right now?
They're not.
Literally.
They're on their phone.
They're not.
They're wearing masks.
They don't even know how to address them.
And they're on their phone.
They don't know how to talk to people already.
Right.
I mean, just the image of a child in one of those masks just come to mind, and it's so sad to me because I think of all of the things that are actually happening to that individual.
And how different it was when I was growing up.
Nothing like that would have ever been tolerated.
Not even for a minute.
Man, you're talking about just abuse and they don't need to be masked.
And then what they're teaching them, it's just like, man, I'm just telling you, if I had three kids from first grade, I would do what it took to get them homeschooled and I'd figure it out.
But they would not do that.
Oh my gosh.
I went to a friend's house.
It was about a year ago.
And he had four kids.
Two were his.
One was like high school, senior, and then a sophomore.
And then the other two kids were friends of theirs, probably about the same, sophomore and senior.
And there's two couches facing each other.
And they're all sitting pretty much knee to knee.
And they all got their iPhones out.
And I'm in the kitchen, you know, we're drinking some wine, cooking up stuff.
And I look over half an hour, and they all got their iPhones, and they're sitting there, and they're all four.
It's a half an hour later, and they're still having said one word to each other.
Right.
And I went over there and said, why don't y'all put them phones down and talk to each other?
You're right here!
It's so bizarre, isn't it?
I said, you know what?
What's funny about you guys?
If the four people you are talking to on your iPhone right now were here, Y'all wouldn't be talking to them either.
Y'all be talking to each other that are sitting on his couch right now, but you'd be talking on the iPhone.
You're absolutely right.
That's the wildest thing ever.
I have friends that will sit there and will text me constantly, okay?
I mean, they're with somebody else, and then somebody else joins the text, and they're like, hey, you know, blah, blah.
Then we get together later on in the evening, and they're texting other people.
I'm like, wait a minute.
Why are we even here?
No, man.
It's weird.
Can't do it.
No.
I can't do it.
Matter of fact, if I'm like having people invite me to lunch or dinner and it's like a friendly conversation, friends, and I go there and there's one person at the table that's on the phone the whole time, I'll tell them, I say, if you ever want me to have lunch or dinner or hang out with you again, when we're eating at a dinner table, you put the phone down, man.
I mean, I know you're not a kid.
But I, you know, why am I doing this?
Right.
I'm not coming to dinner with you to watch you tap on that phone.
There's a place in time you have to put your phone down and in your pocket.
And I swear to God, you're not going to die if you don't see anything for an hour.
It's true.
It's okay.
I mean, that's the thing.
People are missing out on like the most wonderful things.
You know, I see it over when I take my little puppy to the parks and things.
And I keep my phone.
I have it with me, of course, in case there's an emergency.
But I don't look at it the whole time.
But I see all of these people.
They're missing the views.
They're missing the beach.
They're missing the ocean.
They're missing all these different things.
And I'm like, my gosh, you're here.
Enjoy it.
Look at the waves.
Look at the sky.
Look at the...
They don't know how to enjoy it.
I'll tell you this.
I like to pompano fish.
And the older I get, because my hands are kind of going bad, I don't like to fish on the boat much anymore.
I like to go to the beach at daylight, and they got these little things called sand fleas you can dig for.
You know, you just sit in a chair, and you got your little rod holders, and you throw a couple of rods out there to the second sandbar, and you just try to pompano fish.
You can catch redfish.
You can catch some nice fish to eat, you know.
So, and it's just beautiful where I go.
There's hardly anybody down here where I live.
Where I go to the beach is pretty much private.
And I know a few spots where you won't see one person for, you know, half a mile on each side.
I'm on white sand beaches early in the morning, so it's kind of religious to me.
So I had a buddy and his wife come down, and they're like, well, we'll meet you down there.
I told him where the spot was.
We'll just drive because we're not getting up at daylight.
I said, okay.
So they stumble in about 8 or 9 o'clock.
And the first thing they do is they sit down.
I mean, these waves are rolling in.
It's like a Corona commercial.
You know, it's...
Right.
I mean, the water here looks like the Keys.
It's green.
You can see every fish on the bottom almost.
It's a bathtub.
Light sand beach.
That's what it is.
It's like the gulls.
The seagulls.
There's just a sound, you know.
The waves are lacking the beach.
The seagulls.
The sandpipers are going beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, you know.
And they break out this jam box.
It's 9 in the morning.
And crank that sound again until 10.
Say, look at this new Bose sound box I got.
And they're jamming like Led Zeppelin.
Yeah.
And I said, you know, I just, the way I am, I said, look, if you're going to come fish with me, that's going off.
And his wife was like, no, man, I got to hear tunes on the beach.
I said, you're not going to hear it today.
I said, think about this.
Y'all just came on vacation from a city.
And why are you coming on vacation?
I mean, you're hustling and bustling in the city.
Your noises and traffic and traffic jams and this and that.
So you're coming down here to this private, you know, beach and all this beauty.
And the first thing you do is you bring the city with you and all the noises and all the stress and all the loudness.
And you can't sit on the damn beach and just listen to the nature of it, which is beautiful.
It really is beautiful.
I will say, though, it is very difficult to unwind from the city, okay?
Because I do make frequent trips to the South.
And I will say that when I'm in a grocery store and all of a sudden I'm in a small town and the butcher knows so-and-so's nephew's cousin's mother and how she is.
By the time they get to me, I've got this city-like situation where I'm like, well, I've got just a lot of things I've got to get done.
And I can't get any further in line and I cannot.
It takes me a minute to recognize that I'm not in Kansas anymore.
There's a little...
There's a little beach town.
It's a couple hours here from now, but I used to live beside it called Grayton Beach.
And they used to have this big billboard coming into town.
Of course, the town's just these little houses and a bar called the Red Bar.
And it's just a cool little beach little place.
But they used to have this huge sign coming in that said, slow down with about 10 explanation points.
You're here!
Yeah!
From all the tourists, you know.
Oh my gosh.
You can always tell when you lived on the beach area most of your life, like I have now, you can always tell when people are coming down from the city because they're just riding your ass and running around, rushing, going by you.
All the beach people are grocery shopping.
They're barely pushing their cart.
They got flip-flops.
They don't care.
They're taking their time.
Exactly.
Stopping to talk to people.
Exactly.
It takes me a while to realize where I am because I am from the South originally.
And so it's definitely in my blood.
You don't sound Southern.
I know.
I know.
A lot of people are like, how?
But I left when I was 10.
You must have left when you were like five months old.
Right.
When I was 10, I left.
But I always go back.
That's the thing.
I always go back because we have business there.
So I'm always there.
But it's really funny because I don't have an accent.
And so when I say where I'm from, they're just like, No.
Yeah.
So I get it, believe me.
I can't hide it.
I can't hide it no matter how much I try.
Oh no, you can't hide it at all.
No one would know.
Everyone would know exactly.
Even if you tried, you wouldn't be successful at it.
But it is a completely different place.
And I love the South.
I love how people take the time to say hello and things like that.
You're all Hollywood now, don't lie.
I am.
Tell everybody what you did to your dog.
Oh no.
Okay, so Cat Turd, alright, personal story, break, time out.
Okay, so Cat Turd asked me this morning, he's like, hey, how you doing?
What have you been doing this morning?
And I'm like, okay, so the truth here, I was brushing my dog's teeth.
And I was like, what in the hell?
WTF? Explanation, Mark?
I knew.
Well, you asked.
I had to be honest.
And yes, of course, you have to take care of your puppy dog's teeth.
And he gets them brushed every single day and every single night.
That's why they chew bones.
The teeth are a big part of their indigestion and all that stuff.
Their digestion and make sure that they're more soft diseases.
All my dogs never have teeth problems.
They have nice teeth all the way to their old.
Oh, well, this one gets the royalty.
I love you try to brush mine.
I'd love to see you try to brush Pedro's teeth.
Now that I want to see.
Well, he gets his teeth brushed.
And then when he gets his little hair cut...
Okay, remember, mine is only 3.5 pounds total.
That's as big as he's ever going to.
Oh, tell him what else you do.
Listen to this.
Oh, yeah.
When he gets a little haircut, he gets a little blueberry facial.
A facial.
Yes, he does.
A dog facial.
Of course he does.
He gets his little paws clipped and all of those things.
We couldn't live in two different worlds.
Oh, yes.
And I also massage his paws at night with this really nice lotion because I take him on big hikes.
Oh, yeah.
For a little guy, he has to keep up.
So, of course.
Yeah.
Man.
Oh, yeah.
I treat him better than I treat humans.
I've never had a facial.
I do brush my teeth every Saturday though.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I will let everybody see a little picture of him because I'm sure you all are now curious about this little dude that gets all of my love and attention.
And this is the only one I have actually on this particular computer.
Of course, I've got them all over my phone.
But here's my dude.
There he is, in all 3.5 pounds of him.
He is a cute little guy, but yes, he gets his teeth brushed, his hair brushed.
Elitist snob, darling.
And he will never meet yours.
He probably votes Democrat.
They would think he was an appetizer.
Not even that.
So yes, he's like a little, he's like a little teddy bear.
Yeah.
Lord.
Oh, yes.
So that was our big conversation this morning.
You asked, and you had to suffer with the outcome.
City folks.
Shaking my head.
City folks.
Oh my gosh.
So that's my guy.
That's who keeps me busy and keeps me in and out of trouble.
But I just, honestly, he's just a wonderful little thing that's happened.
Because I had cats before, and so now I have Hansel.
You probably grew...
Gosh.
And handsome as handsome.
You couldn't live out in the country.
You'd be like, what's she doing?
She's out shining the beak on the chickens.
Oh, my gosh.
That is really funny, actually.
You're probably right.
I could never steal an egg from a chicken, that's for sure.
I tried to envision that.
You know, because you do, you have these conversations in your head when you find out when everyone's saying, get out of the city, get out of the city, and it's like, okay.
So if we are going to have all these issues, maybe I do need to understand and learn how to be a self-survivalist, right?
I mean, that could be in my future.
But then you start thinking about all the different things that you would have to know in order to pull something like that off, and it's definitely not in my frame.
I mean, I don't see myself being able to acquire those skills from this point in my life on.
I don't.
I'll try, of course, but...
I don't see being very successful in it.
It's just not in my makeup.
Oh well.
It's okay.
Well, when the zombie apocalypse comes, you can come over here and I'll feed you.
Yeah, probably.
Stall number three will be mine in the barn.
I will take stall number three.
That'll be mine.
Well, apparently, things are not going so hot over there.
We've all known, we've heard the stories, but this is one from the Gateway Pundit.
Kamala Harris snapped at Joe Biden for making her border czar.
She accused Biden's White inner circle of looking down on her.
Here it comes.
That's it.
She's going to race car to Prez.
She's unhappy about it, and so there you go.
She's drawing up the race car.
She knows a lot of secrets, so she could really...
I mean, everybody's quitting.
Nobody can work for this lady.
No.
So, I mean, she's just...
I don't even know what to say.
She's bad news.
Well, I mean, you can't go through that many staffers.
We're on number 10 now, and you see how she just talks about the passage of time.
The passage of time.
Stoned out of her mind.
She doesn't make any sense at all.
I'm telling you, they grow this weed in a government lab that we've never seen, and that's what she's getting right now, because it seems like it.
She is getting...
We talk about the passage of time.
Okay, the passage of time is the passage of time.
Time is the passages.
Oh my gosh.
I keep hearing that song, Time Passages.
Oh.
They really should.
And I'm sure there's some really great memes that are going around right now on it because you just can't make it up.
I mean, Kamala Harris, she wasn't happy with Joe Biden appointing her to address the southern border crisis.
Okay, well, she failed.
Who wouldn't want that?
See, if you're a leader, you want that.
You want that challenge.
You want to fix it and show everybody you can.
You want to get down there.
You want to work 100 hours a week on it.
You want to, you know, Just grind on it.
You want to take charge.
These ain't leaders, man.
These are fake people.
They're all phonies.
They're all staged.
Look at the thing I tweeted earlier where Biden says, I'm off to rally the world against Putin.
And I'm like, you couldn't run a lemonade stand.
You couldn't rally peanut butter to be on a sandwich with jelly.
Oh my gosh.
So, you know, you see it?
Wait, is this what it is?
Yeah, look, that's in the middle of the summer, man.
The grass is green.
The leaves are on the trees of Washington, D.C. Oh my gosh.
Look what the guy tweeted, though.
Weird.
There were no leaves on those trees yesterday.
My God, everything is staged and fake with these people.
Everything they do is fake.
Oh my word.
Look at that.
Let's make this a little larger so everybody can see it.
Oh my gosh.
Can you imagine him going to rally?
Uh-uh.
No.
I mean, what are you going to do?
He's going to go sniff everybody's wife's hair.
That's all he's going to do.
That's all he's going to do.
I mean, at least he's good at that.
Sniffy Joe does that quite well.
That's all he does.
Sniffer.
The biggest sniffer of them all.
This guy's bad, bad, bad.
And that's the thing.
I mean, when you start looking at situations like this, she could have proven that she was presidential material, right?
But no, she expects it.
She just expects for people to say, okay, well, she's a woman.
She's black.
Okay, she hits that criteria.
Let's go ahead and make her president.
No, it doesn't work that way.
You completely failed at your job.
You can't get along with others.
You're in complete embarrassment.
You cannot put together a full sentence.
And you're dumb.
You have to send Biden poopy pants to Poland.
How did she make it through college?
Right.
You're dumb.
I mean, that proves college is easy as hell.
She cannot complete a sentence.
They're teaching her weird arm gestures like Nancy Pelosi.
People hate Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton's arm gestures.
They're the most annoying things in history, and they're teaching her that.
I know it.
Man, now she's annoying and she looks like she's orchestrating a choir.
I know.
It's so bad.
And she fails even with probably one of the best teachers you can possibly have, right?
I mean, I think that the same one that coaches her coaches Nancy Piglosi because she uses that same arm gesture or maybe they're using her as a model.
This is who you should address the nation as.
Look at Nancy Piglosi as your guy.
Not improved Nancy.
Not improved Nancy.
Oh, it's so bad.
I mean, the passage of time.
I mean, here it is.
The governor and I, and we were all doing a tour of the library here, and talking about the significance of the passage of time.
Right?
The significance of the passage of time.
Look at your arms.
Ridiculous.
So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires, what we need to do to create these jobs.
And there is such great significance to the passage of time when we think about a day in the life of our children.
Every one of those hand gestures where you put your fingers together, then you pull them apart the next word, then you put them out together the next word, then you put your words by your chest and you put point.
This is all planned and rehearsed and that's what you don't do.
You cannot buy authenticity.
You either have it or you don't.
You can talk to people and they're drawn to you or you repel people or you're just neutral.
But they repel people, like Biden and them.
They don't draw you to them.
If you like Trump or hate him, he draws you to them.
When he talks, it draws you to him.
Oh, it's so true, too.
And he does such an incredible job of it.
He just knows.
I mean, he connects with people.
He's got that quality, and he's got a sincere quality because he really does care about people.
These people do not.
Who do they have?
Democrats?
God, Elizabeth Warren?
Uh-uh.
Pocahontas?
I know.
I mean, she just...
The stuff that comes out of her mouth is so ridiculous.
There's another one that was in school her whole life and then went into politics.
Bernie Sanders?
I mean, who can even stand and listen to these idiots?
You can't.
AOC? You can't.
But they have hypnotized the nation.
What they do is they focus in on a subject, right?
That they tell you that you were supposed to really take very seriously and you were supposed to pound this drum because it's the subject.
Don't look at the person that's saying it.
Don't look at their history, right?
Don't look at their activism.
Don't look at any of that stuff.
They hypnotize you.
I mean, this is a great little meme that somebody put out.
Hypnotize weaklings.
Right.
Here it is.
I mean, silent memory.
And you see how they're changing.
Look at that clock.
They just keep changing it from coronavirus to something else.
It's whatever it is they want to change it into.
The war.
Ukraine.
You notice they're barely talking about Ukraine since they're trying to get their nominee through?
Because they're like, send out the message.
Don't talk about Ukraine.
Focus on this.
That's right.
Because we're not doing well with that.
Not even at all.
I thought it was really great.
I saw on your page, you put one out here, and it was the guy that's trolling everybody.
I thought that was so funny.
There were so many people falling for that, going, this leftist is crazy.
He's doing what I do when I joke around by being a biologist on Twitter.
I'm trolling them by making them look as dumb as they are.
I mean, this guy, you know, he's acting like he's crying.
He's got a Joe Biden sock with a rainbow flag, Joe Biden shirt.
And everybody's like, this liberal's nuts.
He's not a liberal.
He's making fun of them.
They don't even know it.
And this is a mayor of a major city.
Exactly.
Oh, my gosh.
He showed up to talk.
He's like, if nuclear war can only save one life in Ukraine, it's worth it.
Yeah.
I'm going to play the clip.
Is that okay with you, Catherine?
Because it's so hysterical that people actually thought this was real.
Oh my gosh.
That's my favorite, though.
If we can only save one life in Ukraine, if a nuclear war would be worth it, if we can only save one life in Ukraine.
This guy is fabulous.
Check it out.
War with Ukraine and Russia.
If we had a nuclear war, it would be worth it if we could just save our life!
What?!
What?!
Imagine living in a world where people were in selfish science denying mystics, transphobic, xenophobic, misogynistic beings where people actually supported tomorrow's set!
And took on their socialist disability!
The only way to fight for our democracy is to get vaccinated while supporting Ukraine in the fight.
And that is your social responsibility.
Everybody...
One of the people I look up to who I've begun to love is Klaus Schwab and he said by 2030 you will owe nothing and be happy and I stand with him because I am not selfish!
and those who stand against it are selfish. - He's acting like them and they think he's an actual liberal.
I know.
They think he's passionate.
I was shopping at Target in the Pride section looking for a shirt for my six-year-old openly gay transgender nephew after I got off work at Starbucks where I'm a barista.
But at least I know that I was helping the LGBTQ community while Breonna Taylor was killed.
Every night I lay on my pillow and I prayed as Dr.
Fauci would make a vaccine for white supremacy.
I hate myself!
Thank you.
That's your time.
Appreciate it.
He's not so...
Watch this.
I'm going to take a knee for George Floyd.
I'm going to take a knee for George Floyd.
Do that over there so we can get the next person.
Brilliant.
Absolutely brilliant.
My goodness.
They had to take a break after that one.
They don't know they're being trolled.
Oh my gosh.
I know.
They think this is really...
That's exactly how liberals act.
And he's doing it.
He's like, I was in the Target, in the Pride section, to buy a dress for my six-year-old nephew who's transsexual gay.
That I bought with the money because I work at Starbucks as a barista.
Yeah.
If you can ever just listen to it, man, it was hilarious.
It is so funny, I swear.
The most brilliant was, though, it would be worth nuclear war if we could say just one lie.
Talking about Ukraine.
Well, and that's a real issue now, too, because apparently they are talking about it very seriously.
There is no question that that is on the table.
Putin has said that if they feel that there is a threat here, that they are not opposed to using nukes.
I mean, this is not—they're not even kidding.
They're coming out and openly talking about it.
And that is very scary because when you think about Biden and his limited capabilities, he doesn't have much.
Boy, is that an understatement of the year.
And to have him in charge of anything is a really scary, scary deal.
Well, I do have some breaking news here.
Okay, so dead at 84.
Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright is dead at the age of 84.
And she served in the Clinton administration as the first female Secretary of State from 1997 to 2001.
A statement from her family said that the cause was cancer and that she was surrounded by friends and family.
The statement recounted Albright's journey to public office in which she rose to the heights of American policymaking.
She was a tireless champion of democracy and human rights, her family said, and this is according to a Politico report on the Gateway Pundit.
This is where I'm at with the press.
This is why to have a propaganda-line press is so damaging to our country, because they're just like, when you read the most innocent thing, she died of cancer.
And the first thing that popped in my mind was, did she?
Because they lie about everything.
I mean, did she die of cancer?
Who knows?
Who knows?
They'll lie about anything.
It doesn't matter if she dies or lies.
These people lie.
Look at the thing we just played with Biden.
I'm off to the thing.
Some picture in the summer, some meme they made of him actually getting on happy.
But, you know, this is all a lie.
That's not really him getting on.
That was just all fake.
It's true.
I mean, that's the thing.
You question absolutely everything.
You can't believe anything from these people.
I know.
It's a real problem here, and that's the thing.
I mean, when you have to call in TikTok influencers, right, to help out your cause, I mean, then you've got real issues.
You've got issues that are beyond your control, and I'm sorry, but that's not going to help.
America is extremely concerned about the real problems that are facing our country.
And so for them to dangle Ukraine and the war over there, it's just appalling to so many.
I mean, the whole thing is just really, it's unconscionable that the fact that they don't care about human life.
In fact, at the border, they are actually openly turning away people.
From getting out of Ukraine and telling them to go back and fight, the transgenders are being turned away, and they're saying, no, you're a man.
Go back in.
I'm not funny, but it's just the lunacy of the world right now.
The whole thing.
I mean, I'm sorry.
So where's the outrage?
Hello?
I mean, I'm looking for the outrage.
Well, why wouldn't you want to fight?
Why wouldn't you want to fight?
Now, why am I going to send any of us over there to fight if you're not going to fight?
That's crazy.
Exactly.
And that is a real, that is really something, but you're not going to hear anything.
You're not going to hear the outrage.
They're not going to want to cause attention to any of that.
Why would they do that?
It doesn't support their purpose or their causes.
They want to teach you.
They have like 25% of the, 30% of the world's transgender.
You might go your whole life and never see one.
Right.
It's ridiculous, man.
It's like.0001% of the population.
And that's all they talk about.
It's ridiculous.
I don't care.
Man.
So they must, they're told they must fight.
So I'm sure there's going to get a lot of squeals and things like that when this story gets out because they told this, I can't say the name.
Who knows what?
He's completely shut down the press.
Ukraine has.
Putin shut down his press.
Ukraine, of course.
Corrupt government that they try to tell you this is a democracy.
He eliminates all opposition parties.
Everything coming out of there is going to be from state Ukraine media.
Everything coming to Russia.
State Ukraine media.
And then who do we got to tell us the truth?
The propaganda media in this country that lies 98% of the time and knows they're lying and don't care.
So it's just, I don't even know what to tell you to believe because who knows what's true.
It's true.
This is the world we live in.
Bunch of liars.
Well, I was very proud of your governor.
I was extremely thrilled about what he did in the order and how he is...
You can't ever say that about yours, so you might as well say it about mine.
I know!
I'm trying to end on a really good note because this was really great that he did it.
Even the Huffington Post can't deny that it's going on here.
But Ron DeSantis rejects transgender swimmers victory, declares runner-up rightful winner.
Applause.
Honestly, this definitely is an applause moment.
This is how sick these are.
They think that is sick, the left.
Not a man beating the hell out of women and taking their spots.
Gosh, I know.
That's how backwards, that's how twisted and backwards these people are.
They're backwards ass lunatics.
They're crazy.
Yes, they are.
And I'm not going to sit here and act like they're not.
Don't accept this crap.
Fight back against it.
You have to.
I mean, you absolutely have to.
But your governor is doing a fantastic job of that.
And that's the thing.
I mean, people are starting to look around, blink their eyes and say, OK, well, that doesn't sound right that he would be the winner.
It's a he.
If you want to have a mixed sport, then have a mixed sport.
But good for Ron DeSantis for standing up to all that stuff.
And as a result, they're hammering him so hard on his bill.
And they're saying, don't say gay.
Well, read what's in the bill.
I know.
I know.
It's really...
They have nothing to fight back with it on.
But the Republicans should just...
They should spend $2 million in ads and call it the don't groom my baby bill.
That's right.
Yeah, and they should have billboards.
Don't groom my kid.
That's exactly what should happen.
It's ridiculous what they're doing here.
And that's the thing.
People run around with these one-word, I mean, the sentence headline, and they're like, oh my gosh, he is transphobic.
He's this, he's that.
They don't know anything more than the headline.
That's all they have.
That's what's so sad.
And they convince people that he is transphobic.
There was a good meme that I think I posted.
Scroll down on my page if you have time here.
Just like to my good morning tweet.
It should be around there.
Good morning.
Yeah.
It's just a meme.
It's not a video.
It's just a meme.
Just keep going.
Keep going.
No, keep going.
Keep going.
You're almost there.
You've been busy today.
Keep going.
This was sushi yesterday.
Uh-oh.
I'm sure I've reposted it.
Well, you know how things happen on my page.
They don't show up.
Well, I've reposted somebody.
It was a retweet, so they might have got taken down.
There was a great meme on this situation.
Really?
That doesn't surprise me.
They're really working on taking down accounts.
They took down Charlie Kirk, calling a man a man.
They got Tucker Carlson today.
Did they really?
Yeah, I think they censored it or took it off or put a label on it or something.
Because he said they're not wrong.
They're men.
Oh my gosh.
Well, Babylon B2, it started there, so they're just getting rid of anybody that disagrees with them.
There's no difference between, if I just say, hey, I'm going to get a dress today, and I'm just going to put on a wig, the left, well, if you don't call me a woman today, anybody could do that.
You could go get a costume, a dinosaur costume, and say, if you don't call me a dinosaur, and that's the same thing.
Anybody on social media that doesn't call me a dinosaur, Twitter should ban them for life, because I am a dinosaur.
It's ridiculous.
It's so ridiculous.
And I'm not playing the game anymore.
I don't care.
It's insane.
And I'm going to call it insane because it is.
It's insanity.
Oh my gosh.
It's just like, it's rich people's problems.
First world country problems.
You know, most places around the world are trying to eat.
That's it.
Go to work.
That's right.
They're trying to get healthcare.
They don't have time for...
This gender, gender, and the 1800 genders, and you better call me by the right...
These people, they're saying, go to war!
Stand up!
Fight to the death!
They...
You can't call these people the wrong pronoun.
They'll have a fit.
They'll ruin their lives.
Oh, my gosh.
It's so crazy.
Well, at least we do have some good news, and I'll leave with a double dose of good news.
We do.
This is from the Gateway Pundit.
Durham to produce large volume of classified material on Steele's main dossier source, Igor Danchenko.
And the good news about this is that openly they are discussing the fact that Hunter Biden probably will be indicted.
So this is really, really good.
And a lot of people I'm hoping they're going to shine the light on as a result of all of this, because let's face it, it was election interference.
100% election interference.
Man.
Yes.
I mean, you know, there's like 14,000 images or something on that computer, and I've only seen like maybe 50 or 100, and they're bad enough.
I can't imagine what's on that thing.
Maybe that's why everybody's getting sick.
They're having to look at these images.
That's what I said yesterday.
They got a scared shitless of...
Oh, they're just nauseous.
All of a sudden, they have flu-like symptoms.
Who believes these...
Every time they need a booster, six prominent Democrats around the world get sick, triple vaxxed.
Now they're talking about the fourth booster.
They bring out Fosche on the Sunday shows again after he hid for a month.
And then Barack Obama, Kloch, Camilla's husband, Hillary Clinton, Jen Psaki.
It's just...
I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.
Right.
Every person on that list is a known serial liar.
Evil serial liar.
All of them.
So I don't believe anything they say.
Well, I don't believe it either.
And that's the thing, though.
I mean, I'm sure that now that they're talking openly about him being indicted, Hunter Biden, that they have had to view some of this stuff on the laptops.
And they are all sitting there saying, how do we defend something like this?
If this is going to come out, how are we actually going to do it?
So they're all sick.
They're all nauseous.
They looked at those pictures.
I know I have been.
I've gotten those images sent to me too, Kato.
They're hard to look at.
And it's really hard to look at.
It's really disturbing.
It's really awful.
He can't keep taking selfies of his ding-dong.
That's weird in itself.
And then there are children involved and everything else.
I mean...
Think about it.
You're one of the most high-profile kids in the world.
And you have a bunch of illegal drugs and hookers over, and you're sitting there documenting the whole damn thing on film.
I don't know how you get any dumber than that.
Well, they're trophies is what they are.
And plus, he probably can't remember from one day to the next because he's so messed up all the time.
So it's basically what he did yesterday.
It's an outline.
I mean, this guy is really bad news.
I know.
He documented all these drug use, hookers, all the stuff he was doing.
He sat there and documented it.
Oh my gosh.
What an idiot.
He is an idiot.
And he's a dangerous idiot.
And that's the thing.
He belongs in jail.
No question.
You're able to do drugs during the day and still function?
Still do your job?
Well, how the fuck else would you do this job?
Cocaine and hookers, my friend.
That's it.
I mean, that's it.
That's it right there in a nutshell.
And then I'll leave you with one last thing because I think it is really important, and I'm going to say it the way you would say it here, Cat Turd, but no Mo Brooks.
It looks like President Trump has withdrawn his endorsement of Alabama's Mo Brooks for U.S. Senate.
And he basically said here that he announced on Wednesday that he is withdrawing his endorsement of Representative Mo Brooks for U.S. Senator from Alabama.
President Trump released a statement on Wednesday morning.
Trump explains that when, I'm going to say no, Mo Brooks made the horrible mistake and went woke.
At a Trump rally.
Yes.
And said to put the presidential election scam behind you.
That was it.
He basically said if we forget the radical left Democrats will continue to cheat and steal elections.
So he withdrew his endorsement this morning and others probably will follow if they do not get in line and fix what is broken in our system.
So I will leave you with all of that.
Yeah, chew on that for a while.
And we'll see you tomorrow.
Yes, exactly.
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