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Jailbird Jussie - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 3/11/2022 - Ep. 38
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Today is Friday, March 11th, 2022, episode number 38.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hi there, Cat.
Happy Friday.
Hey, hey, hey.
How you doing?
I'm here.
It's Friday.
Yes.
I'm doing good.
You're doing better than Jesse.
Clown world.
You're definitely doing better than Jesse.
Good lord.
Wow.
He's crazy, isn't he?
That dude's crazy.
He's a shithouse rat.
Oh my gosh.
The guy has completely, completely lost his mind.
I'm innocent.
I'm innocent.
I am not suicidal.
Nobody cares about you, dude.
They're just glad for five months you're just going to be put away.
Nobody cares.
No one does.
That judge put him across the coals, though, didn't he?
Oh, boy.
You're a verb now.
Your name means liar.
Your literal name means liar.
He raked him across the coals.
He sure did, and rightfully so.
I mean, he really thinks he's going to go down in infamy.
Listen to this little clip right here.
I have one.
And it's really, the judge did not have any leniency on him at all.
He let him have it.
And what happened?
Turns out that you're not a victim of a hate crime.
You're not a victim of a racial hate crime.
You're not a victim of a homophobic hate crime.
You're just a charlatan pretending to be a victim of a hate crime.
And that's shameful.
Especially from the family you got brought up with, with your family values.
It's so sad.
The damage you've done to yourself is way beyond anything else that can happen to you from me or any other judge that would be sentencing you in this criminal case.
You are now a permanently convicted felon.
Your family who loves you and supports you.
I don't even want to use the word forgive because forgiveness isn't even necessary.
They're with you so much.
They're so tight-knit, but you have to live with the fact that you really put them through a ringer.
You've embarrassed your valuable friends in high places, elected public officials, people in the media.
You've embarrassed them.
You have to live with that.
I don't know if those relationships can be repaired.
You become toxic in your own workplace.
Your career future is uncertain at very best.
It was really on a rocket ship to success, and now you've turned yourself into riches to rags, and it's so unfortunate.
Your very name has become an adverb for lying.
Oh, yes.
And you reminded him of all of this.
I mean, seriously.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Think about how dumb this guy is.
Look, they're not going to throw anybody that even says they're sorry it's a Democrat.
If he would have just, when it happened, said, look, I'm a drug addict.
I was on drugs.
All this political stuff got to me, and I made the dumbest decision I ever made in my life.
I don't know what I was thinking.
I'm going to try to get off these drugs.
I apologize.
I agree to pay everything back from the city.
And I was just wrong.
If he had just said that, none of this would have happened.
He wouldn't have been charged, I guarantee it.
That's right.
But he can't do it.
He still can't say.
The narcissist still can't say he did it.
He's yelling, I'm innocent.
I'm innocent.
My gosh, yes.
And that's the thing.
He is a nut.
And he really does have mental issues.
I'm completely convinced of that.
So shortly after all of this, as you all know, I mean, he just completely started going off about how he would not commit suicide and all of this other stuff.
Like I said, I mean, it just kind of reminds me of the whole Epstein thing.
I don't know if he was trying to draw a comparison or With that or what?
But here he is.
This is you on your page.
Never forget, he tried to start a race war in this country on a hoax.
And I agree.
You also said that that wasn't nearly enough days in jail.
It wasn't nearly a hard time.
Ten years minimum.
Exactly.
Hell no!
Think about what this guy would have done if they would have framed two white guys, and it wasn't even in Chicago, the two guys wearing MAGA hats, and if it would have just kept going, and they just, like, had suspicion on two guys and put them in a lineup, he would have identified two people that wasn't there, had them put in prison for the dang rest of their lives for a hate crime, and dragged through the mud, and he wouldn't have blinked an eye, believe me.
Oh, my gosh.
I don't feel sorry for him at all.
I hope he's the most miserable time in prison.
That there is.
I totally agree with you.
I don't feel sorry for him one bit.
Not even a little bit.
Because the guy is, like you said, it could have been something like a George Floyd situation had the rules been reversed.
You can't even imagine what would have happened to this country.
And so here you are.
I saw a couple of these memes floating around.
I thought I would pick them up.
Because Kat turned, you're just not sympathetic.
You're not sympathetic at all.
But here he is.
This is such an odd reaction.
But you would think, you know, like you said, the left loves to pick up on things like mental health or drug addiction or alcohol addiction, and they completely take all of those issues in.
I'm not saying that I don't, but they welcome those opportunities so that they can start all of this, you know, all of this stuff that they do.
So he didn't do any of that.
And so here he is saying, so now after the sentencing, check out this clip.
I'm fashioning the following sentence and here's your sentence.
I'm sentencing you to...
Let me get this a little bit louder for you all.
Hang on a second.
This is the actual sentence.
Check it out.
I'm fashioning the following sentence and here's your sentence.
I'm sentencing you to 30 months felony probation and the probation is going to be to this court.
You're going to be allowed to travel wherever you want.
You do not have to live in the state of Illinois.
You can report by phone.
I know that if you're going to try to make a living and do some of the things you do, you may have to go to other places, New York and Los Angeles.
You can do those things.
You will pay restitution to the City of Chicago in the amount of $120,106.
You are fined $25,000, which is the maximum fine.
And you will spend the first 150 days of your sentence in the Cook County Jail.
And that will start today, right here, right now.
Mr. Smollett, though the jury found you guilty and I've sentencing as I have, you have the right to appeal the findings and rulings of the court, or ask your sentence be modified to do those things and you file a notice of appeal in writing within 30 days.
We also file a motion to modify your sentence, which would have to be filed in writing within 30 days.
Anything not stated in those filings are waived for...
He's bawling right now because he's got to go to jail.
He's bawling right now.
Your Honor, I am not suicidal.
That's what I was about to say.
Okay.
I am not suicidal.
Okay.
I am not suicidal.
I am innocent, and I am not suicidal.
If I did this then it means that I stuck my fist in the fears of black Americans in this country for over 400 years and the fears of the LGBTQ community.
You did.
Good job.
Thanks for telling us.
That's right.
My gosh.
I think he clearly has a mental illness.
I really do.
There's got to be something wrong here.
Like really, really, really wrong.
I'm not suicidal.
Ain't nobody said you were, you idiot.
Shut the hell up and go do your 150.
This guy has no dignity, man.
God, this guy.
He's still saying he's innocent.
I mean, my God.
Exactly.
The guys he hired were on film picking up everything.
They went to his apartment.
He still had this little rope.
It wasn't even a rope.
It was like a kite string.
Right.
It was ridiculous.
It was literally a kite string.
And it was still around his neck when he got there.
I'm wearing a kite string around my neck.
You couldn't hang a sewer rat from without it breaking.
I mean, this is...
Oh my God.
And it was not nearly enough.
Because everything was just so dumb.
It was.
It was so crazy.
It's 35...
Minus 35 degrees at 2 a.m.
He's out going to get a subway sandwich.
Lord.
Well, shortly after he then put his fist in the air as he was escorted back into the jail, we had this little clip.
Now take me to jail.
It's raining men.
Hallelujah, it's raining men.
It's raining men.
Oh, God, God, me.
Oh, so yes.
That one, it was from Brit Phantom who did that clip.
He won't admit what he's done wrong, man.
In redemption, you have to admit what you're doing wrong, ask for forgiveness.
That's all he had to do from beginning.
That's it.
Just say, look, I've got a drug problem, and for some reason that night I was all drugged out.
And I just had this stupid idea.
And all this political shit was just killing me.
And the drugs made it crazy.
And I can't believe I did this.
It's not like me.
I'll never do anything like this again.
I'll take the full extent of whatever they give me.
If he'd have said that, he'd never been charged.
And he'd be on a career path right now.
That's right.
But he can't do it, man.
He cannot admit that he did it.
I mean, dude, it was the worst crime in history.
I mean, Barney Fife could have figured it out in five minutes.
It's the worst crime ever.
Everything about it, it just screamed dumb.
He wrote the dudes.
He paid off the guys to do it.
He wrote them a damn check.
He wrote them a check with his name and address and everything.
I know.
It is really, it is really awful.
I mean, it just didn't play well.
But one of the things...
He probably put in the little thing, you know, he probably put in the little left bottom half, you know, where you put like, you know, this is for groceries, he probably put fake hate crime right there.
$6,000.
Well, what's great about you, though, is that you're not going to let them forget.
And by them, I mean his very rich and powerful friends, who the judge also pointed out.
So here you have a picture of the Obamas with him.
Michelle and Obama here.
But he loved him.
Oh, they did.
Oh, absolutely.
You've got Harris here with him, right?
In Time's Up.
Oh, yeah.
All of that.
He campaigned for.
Yes.
Very much a part of the team.
They were best buddies.
Look, let's face it.
Let's just face it.
They were in on it, period.
They had that anti-lynching bill, which nobody even knows why they had it, because it's illegal to lynch anybody and kill them and murder them anyway.
I mean, come on.
So they were putting it out there, and Cory Booker and her were sponsoring it.
Camilla.
And all of a sudden, the day they was going to sponsor it, the new anti-lynching bill, he does this lynching thing.
It's coordinated.
There's no way that's a coincidence.
It absolutely is coordinated.
And that is the thing, is that they hop on these different things so that they can take control of the Mockingbird media.
And then all of a sudden you've got all eyes on Jesse.
Oh my gosh, poor Jesse.
And we've got this, like you said, lynching bill and all of this going on.
So here it is.
This was on 11-27-2010.
He says, what liars, this is from Jesse, and you pointed this out on your account, What liars don't realize is that they are the most obvious people.
Bullshit isn't that hard to smell.
Just open your nose and breathe.
Ah.
Then you have CNN here, and this is Defiant L's that puts the two compared together.
Jussie Smollett, former Empire actor, is sentenced to 150 days in jail for lying to police in a hate crime hoax in January 2019.
So, I love what Defiant L does.
I hope you have the most miserable 150-day jail sentence in history.
I hope it sucks.
Oh, I think he will.
I really do.
I think...
That sometimes what you don't hear about, and that's going to be behind the prison walls, you know that people are not going to look kindly on him for this because they know exactly what kind of implications this could have had.
You're talking about burning, looting, stealing.
And all of the things that go on during a riot in someone's neighborhood after they put on one of these events, right?
When they start all of this chaos and they start these mini wars where they take over the streets.
I remember here.
I remember exactly what had happened in Beverly Hills.
I remember exactly what happened in West Hollywood and in Hollywood when you had Antifa come out on the streets and all of our businesses, everything, Completely boarded up.
This just happened.
This is fresh in the memory of so many people.
What could have happened as a result of all of this, what he did, could have been ten times that.
Many people could have died.
This guy's scum, man.
That's right.
He should be in jail.
I'm sure with the charges he has, though, they have minimums and maximums.
He's a first-time felon, first-time arrested, first-time misdemeanor, first-time anything.
Wow, he now has a spelling.
So, I mean, it is hard, especially a first-time offender.
It's hard to throw the book at them, but for a liberal and for somebody who has the influence of Obama's and Camilla, and I mean, look what they did, man.
Kim Fox went in there and threw the whole case out, man.
Just all of a sudden, bam, bam, bam, bam.
He's going to get community service.
Goodbye.
It's done with.
That's right.
He's going to give acting lessons to people in the community.
Remember that?
I sure do.
She needs to be on trial next, by the way.
Oh, no question.
No question.
And it's all a coordinated attack.
And that's the whole thing.
And this is the messaging that they use.
Because look, here you go.
This happened again.
This happened right in 2010 when he was starting to talk about all this stuff.
Well, he today, I mean, here you go.
The hoax happened in 2019.
This is right before the elections.
So they were really going to run with this narrative.
They were really trying to fire up the people so that they could go ahead and add this in as their talking points in their political speeches and everything else.
This was coordinated.
Totally.
What we should do is we should ask to see all of his communications, of course no one did, during that time.
Before, during, and after.
Love to see that, especially when he was working for Kamala Harris and her campaign.
I'd be very curious to see what all of that has.
So his future is not looking good.
We're all in on it.
Right.
Not at all.
So this is what he has to come to expect.
This is from John Heclara.
And here she is.
Hillary Clinton.
Here comes Hillary Clinton.
It wouldn't work without Hillary.
You gotta have a little bit of Hillary in there.
I am not.
I am not suicidal.
I am not.
Good Lord, man.
I know.
Get off your soapbox.
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
Who are we going to go with first today?
We're going to go with the dumbest people in history and all the dumb crap they're saying.
Is it Biden or is it Camilla?
Because both of them are out there today saying the dumbest, psychotic, ridiculous shit I've ever heard in my life.
It's crazy.
I don't know.
It's up to you.
You get to decide today.
Friday is your day.
Let's go with him saying he...
Let's go with Biden's wonderful screaming at...
Oh, Grandpa screaming at all you guys.
I'm sick of this stuff.
The American people think the reason inflation is the government spending more money.
It's simply not true.
No, you basement dummy idiot.
It's exactly true.
He printing the money, you stupid idiot.
What an...
He can't convince anybody of anything.
He didn't go out there and they're like, we got to go convince people.
He can't do it.
He's too dumb.
He can't.
No.
He is so far out there.
He has absolutely no idea where he is.
So I'm going to start with this clip.
And this is good.
Old man screaming at you.
Here it goes.
This is from Ildanaldo Trumpo.
And here you've got him and John Travolta.
The man has no idea where he is.
So a little bit of humor before we get into the really serious, scary part.
Because this man is in charge of the free world right now at this particular moment.
And he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
And he's supposed to hopefully protect America.
And he has no idea where he is.
So check out this.
This is so ridiculous.
It's like saying water isn't water.
Yes.
He's so out there.
Here we go.
I'm sick of this stuff.
We have to talk about it because the American people think the reason for inflation is government spending more money.
Simply not true.
Golly!
People are saying water is wet.
Simply not true.
People saying grass is green.
It's not true, people.
We need to talk about it.
God, people are saying the sky is blue.
It's not true!
That's how dumb this is.
And you see his temperament.
I mean, like you said, we think that they give him something before he goes and makes a speech because he's got the highs and lows.
And there, that's the angry Biden, right?
He's going, don't blame me!
Don't blame me!
Don't blame me!
Won't you take responsibility?
Turn on the damn drilling.
They're like, it's just everything he says.
He went out there and read a news...
He's like, the oil companies and executives, they don't want to pump more oil.
Although they have very capacity to do so.
Yeah, we all know that oil companies and executives hate making more money.
That's the one thing we know about them.
They absolutely hate making more billions.
They do everything they can to prevent making money.
It's the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.
I can't believe that you're ready for him to say this.
So what does he do?
He's turned sideways and grabs a copy somebody gave him of a New York Times, the fakest news in history article, and reads that as proof that the oil executives are doing this on purpose, and it's not his fault.
That is incredible.
That just goes to show you even further how out of touch he is.
He's relying on the New York Times.
You know what?
He should be meeting with the oil executives, right?
He should be doing that.
That's what President Trump would have done.
He would have sat down and had a meeting.
He would have brought them all in.
He would have started talking to them.
That's right.
That's exactly what he would have said.
He can't do it.
He goes out there and blames them for it.
Well, they're really going to pump more now, Joe, you idiot.
Now you blamed all your problems on them.
Moron.
Boy, so here he is.
But you know what gets me is the...
I mean, they quote...
Another thing that's been happening today that's so hilarious is...
They're like, we're banning all Russian media news.
We're going to ban this.
Anything coming out of Russia is propaganda, so we're banning it.
Everybody's going to ban it.
The social media platform's going to ban it.
And who's reporting this story?
CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC, New York Times, Weipo.
These people are 100% propaganda.
Every single one of them, every single story is a lie.
All of them.
There's no way to be more propaganda in Russia than our media because they lie 100% of the time.
Or they don't tell you stuff you need to know.
It's just so rich to me for CNN and the New York Times.
We've got to ban Russia media because it's propaganda.
My God.
How crazy is that?
It's ridiculous.
You can't lie to us.
That's right.
You cannot lie to us for five years in a row when it come to Trump, and you called him a Russia conspiracy, and he was in hoots with Putin, Putin, Putin, for four years.
You all lied about it, and then you want us to believe you on the next Russian story?
We're not going to believe you.
You're just a bunch of damn liars.
No difference between CNN here than Russia media there.
Absolutely the same thing.
Both 100% propaganda.
Totally, totally agree.
And what do they do?
They take a page out of that playbook and they say that we're the propaganda news, that conservatives or independent media, that they are the conspiracy theorists, that they are conspiring to change people's mind in a way that doesn't make sense.
You've got people openly right now lying.
Up there in a hearing, which is unbelievable.
And we're going to get to that, too.
But for the moment, I've got Mr.
Joe Biden.
I can't wait to get him off the screen.
So I'm going to go ahead and play this real quick.
Yeah, he reads in the New York Times article like it's...
Imagine being that...
Why gas prices are so high.
Washington Post op-ed by Dana Milbank.
Washington Post.
Dana Milbank.
Don't let anybody tell you anything you did supporting the idea that we block Russian oil coming into the country, which is going...
And I said at the time, prices are going to go up for gasoline.
It wasn't anything we did.
And by the way, you're in a situation right now where if you take a look, the idea, can we pump more oil?
There are now 172 gas and oil rigs.
He's reading fake news.
Now we have 519 in operation before this all began.
You idiot, you bummer, idiot.
But guess what?
They have over 7,000 permits To dig oil if they want.
Why aren't they out pumping oil?
Why aren't they out pumping oil?
Because they've said and they're very clear.
Wall Street bankers have made it very clear.
Not a joke.
Check it out.
I recommend these two articles to you just as a little bit of a primer.
You probably already know it.
What's happened?
Really?
The oil companies and executives, they don't want to pump more oil, although they have every capacity to do so.
Nothing is slowing them up from doing it if they want to.
Why?
Rather than spend the profits and the increased price of gasoline, they would rather take those profits and buy back stock.
Buy back their own stock.
Rather than take that money and invest it in pumping new oil.
God, this guy's a moron.
So don't tell me gas prices rose because I've slowed down the American energy rush.
That's right.
Because he is.
And he knows it.
I mean, you start talking about this.
You literally shut down the guy.
God almighty's an idiot.
You shut it all down.
Everything.
There's 7,000 permits.
They permit everything where they might get oil.
Them are permits where there's no oil.
They're not going to drill there.
They know there's no oil there.
That's not how it works.
He don't know.
He's sitting there reading a WAPO and a New York Times article of these far-left absolute loons, man.
These people aren't no different than Don Lemon writing these.
They're to the left of Don Lemon.
And he's using it as fact.
Look, it's right here.
Somebody that wrote an article that we told them to write yesterday, and we gave them word for word what to write so I could sit up here and read it.
Gosh, it's awful.
And let's not forget, they say this.
He actually comes out and says, this is a quote, no amount of domestic production will reduce gas prices.
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
You don't have to have a degree.
He's just an old man screaming.
Yes, exactly.
He's basically Jussie Smollett right now.
We found him guilty.
We know it's your fault.
And he's up there going, I'm innocent.
I am not suicidal.
I am not suicidal.
I'm innocent.
He's just like, and everybody's blaming it.
He's so mad they're blamed on him.
You can lie all you want, Joe.
You can sit up there and say, I've done nothing to slow production.
You shut down the biggest pipeline in America on day one.
Is that shutting down production, moron?
Well, let's not forget.
And these people just believe it.
They believe anything that they come out and say.
I mean, here you go.
I mean, there's a report where the Democrats met with...
Only 32% do now.
Exactly.
It's going lower by the day because now they're starting to have to pay at the pump.
But I'm sorry it has to get to that point.
But there was a report out that Democrats met with oil execs last year and pressured them to decrease output over climate change.
This is all on them.
They own all of this.
Every single last bit of it is theirs.
There is article after article about what they did.
It's all their fault.
Yep.
He shut down our pipeline and then went and approved Russia's pipeline.
The one that's the big problem right now.
Exactly.
I mean, this guy's just a liar.
I just retweeted something.
If you want to talk about gas prices, play that.
It's a dude pumping gas.
Remember when I told you there was going to be a $10 loaf of bread by the summer?
Yes, you did.
I just retweeted it.
Here it is, right here.
Let me get this up on the screen.
I think there's a few F-bombs in this, but who cares?
I'm trying not to say them right now, and I want to.
I think everyone...
I want to be like, F and F this, F and F-y, F-y, F-er.
And this is from David Jonathan Powell.
Check it out.
You motherfuckers want a reality check?
I'm gonna give you a reality check.
$1,052 to fill a semi-truck in Tennessee.
It is currently, right now, $5.15 a gallon.
What the fuck are y'all gonna do next month when your gallon of milk costs $11?
Because you hear that?
That's the only way you get milk.
Reefer units.
Refrigerator trailers.
It ain't like y'all gonna do without.
Y'all better wake the fuck up.
God, that's the deal.
That's where we are.
See?
What I'm trying to tell you, when gas goes this high and you add inflation to it, you know, 10% inflation is going to turn into 25% inflation because of the gas.
This is a nightmare.
And instead of trying to fix the problem, they're up there.
It's not my fault.
It's not my fault.
Read this article.
You better read it.
Read it.
Yes.
Read it.
Exactly.
Exactly.
That's what he's doing.
He's on my phone.
Right on.
Right on.
That's what he's doing.
It's just crazy.
It's nuts.
And then he's thumbing around.
You don't know what the hell he's talking about.
And he's just like, he just lies.
It's just one big lie after another.
It's so obvious that it's so obvious he's lying and knows it's his fault.
He's not even a good liar, you know?
No, they're not even good at it, and that's the whole thing.
That's the most disappointing of all, is that there are people that are actually going to buy this because they voted for him and because they want to defend him.
They're going to leave anything that he says.
Can you believe that?
I can't.
But Liz, go to the Camellia one, though.
That's even worse.
She's even worse than him.
She's in Romania.
They ask her about inflation, and she starts talking about something else.
Just when you think it can't get any worse.
Literally, it does.
Here's what I think happened.
These two are such idiots that they have to have questions that they give the press to ask them, and they have to have a team write down the answers for them.
And you'll see that she's always looking down after her notes.
She cannot talk and just she has to read all her answers, which means they've padded the reporters with questions.
So I think what happened here is...
I think the reporter, one of them asked the wrong question at a turn, and she sits down and just starts reading an answer that has nothing to do with the question.
Oh, you're kidding me.
Listen to this, man.
You're talking about...
Okay, here we go.
Right here.
Listen to the question he asked.
Listen, while you're looking down at her notes, which means, why would you look down at notes when somebody asks you a question off the cuff, unless you thought it was an answer coming?
So he asked about historic inflation and unpredicted gas prices, how long they're going to last, and listened to her answer.
It has nothing to do with anything.
It's just gobbledygook.
Some pains for the sake of spending.
She looked down and read the wrong answer.
She's nuts, yeah.
She looked down and read the wrong answer.
I swear to God, listen and tell me that you didn't.
Here we go.
If I can ask you, Madam Vice President, President Biden has said that Americans will feel some pain for the sake of defending freedom and liberty, but there does seem to be no endgame in sight.
How long should Americans expect?
How long should we be bracing for this really sort of historic inflation and some unprecedented gas prices?
Why is she looking at him?
Because she can't answer nothing.
In terms of the discussions that the President, Yohannes, and I had, they ranged in subject, including the issue of the Black Sea, and I'll let him explain in more detail as he would like.
But we are, again, fully aware and apprised because we are in constant communication with the President, with his administration here.
about the concerns that they have about the entire region and frankly the vulnerability.
All you have to do is look at the map.
What?
Don't you see what happened?
Don't you see what happened?
She's got like, okay, this is going to be, there's the answer to question one.
Here's the answer to question two.
And she read the wrong answer.
She's not even listening to the reporter.
When she's asking him, she's looking straight down at her paper.
You can see.
So she's going, okay, this is question number three.
So she starts, they ask her about inflation and stuff.
She starts talking about the Black Sea.
What does the Black Sea have to do with that?
What does the map have to do with it?
That has nothing to do with you.
Get her the hell out of Europe.
Get her off the podium.
Quit putting her in front of world leaders.
We've got people smarter than her, like every single person in the United States.
Get her the hell out of Europe.
Get her on a plane and just put her anywhere.
I don't care.
Have her go.
Give her just anything.
Give her something to do that doesn't start world wars.
But get her the hell out of Europe and get her the hell out of meeting foreign leaders because she is a nightmare.
I mean, she's dumber than AOC. I'm not kidding.
I said that today.
She's dumber than AOC. Oh my gosh.
She's dumber.
Yeah.
That's saying something now.
Boy, this is bad.
This is so bad.
It is so scary.
This is so bad, man.
And especially at this time in our history.
This is just unbelievable.
But then you've got Piglosi.
Okay, so he doesn't have his wingwoman over here because she's over in Poland, right?
He doesn't have Harris.
So he goes with Piglosi, who really makes a mess out of things today in the press conference.
Check this clip out.
Again, it was a remarkable few days because it was for the people.
But it was...
Slava, Ukraine.
It was about Ukraine.
It just, Mike McFaul, others here have talked.
Ukraine.
Ukraine.
Yeah.
Ukraine.
It's about...
Somebody give her a breathalyzer.
I swear, I said the other day, they need to give her the gavel, and on one end's the gavel to the house, and on the other end's one, you blow into it, and you have to do a.08 to use the gavel that day.
That's right.
And she needs to blow into that gavel to see if she can even...
It's true.
My God.
Just completely and totally.
She's drunk as a skunk.
Yep.
She's drunk.
Totally just drunk out of her mind.
Slurring her words.
God.
Joe Biden, he just acts drunk because he's slurring his words worse than a drunk.
And Camilla Harris, she's high as a kite, smoking the government weed.
Gosh, it's so bad.
A bunch of drunks and weed heads up there.
That is what we have.
And it has just gotten, it's just going to get worse.
And here we are in war.
And these are the people that are representing us.
This is why when you roll up at the pump, you're sitting there going, what is going on?
Even if you don't keep up with it, you know something really bad has happened.
It is their fault.
100% their fault.
This inflation, hey, inflation was 7.2% a month ago.
Before Putin even invaded, it was 7.9%.
And they're trying to go out there and blame the whole thing on Putin.
And nobody's buying it.
No.
No one is buying it.
He is sick of it.
Are you guys just going to start blaming Putin?
Just blame Putin?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think not.
You can only get away with that for so long.
That's their new thing.
They don't care about the war.
They don't care about anybody getting injured.
They don't care about the suffering.
They don't care about nothing.
All they care about is, hey, we can use this because we're doing so bad, we're just going to blame it on Putin.
And the problem with you guys is you blamed everything on Putin for five years and you Putined everybody out.
They had Putin overload.
There's no Putin left.
We got some Putin rooting tooting cowboys that are...
Putin overload, man.
Nobody wants to hear Putin, Putin, Putin anymore.
They're tired of it.
It's really, really true.
We want people to actually man up.
He just said...
America think the reason for inflation is to get it spending more money.
Simply not true.
Boy.
Boy.
This is so scary.
What do you say about that?
Well, I mean, look at what we've got.
We've got people that don't even know how to do anything for themselves.
They don't even drive themselves to the gasoline pump.
You do realize this, right?
They have somebody that picks them up that takes care of all that stuff for them.
They do not live in the world in which we live in.
We have got to have a complete overhaul of the leadership in Washington, D.C. in order to have our country back and get rid of a lot of these bureaucrats that have been in these agencies forever because they're the ones that are slowing the stuff down and speeding the stuff up.
But I think that there are enough...
I mean, the good news is I think there are enough people that are waking up now.
It's too bad it has to get to this point before they do.
But I do feel like it's happening.
It's going to get worse.
Oh, I agree.
It's going to be double this.
I agree.
I totally agree with you.
I mean, this is really scary when we start talking about these biological weapons.
Okay, because we could go on and on and on about what's happening with all of this stuff.
I mean, this is big.
And it just lets you know where we are.
They've got documents.
It's not just Wuhan.
You've got the military.
They were funding bio-research on the coronavirus, right?
Bats in Ukraine.
You've got all this stuff actually happening.
And so here it is right here.
The Gateway Pundit reported last night that Russia called to convene the United Nations Security Council this morning to present evidence of military biological activities by the United States in Ukraine.
The presentation started at 11 a.m.
Eastern Time on Friday morning.
U.S. officials offered varying responses to Russia's claim on the bio labs in Ukraine under Secretary of State for Political Affairs.
Victoria Nuland, for example, She told lawmakers on Tuesday that the Ukraine does in fact have biological research facilities in the country.
So Russian officials released a preliminary report before the hearing today with all of their information.
OK, and the documents included one study that listed the CDC official Andres Velasco Villa listed by name.
The study shows U.S. and Ukrainian officials studying the insectivorous bats in Ukraine and detection of emerging viral and bacterial pathogens, including coronavirus.
Okay.
So it wasn't just in Wuhan, okay?
Of course, it wasn't just in Wuhan.
It's everywhere.
It's all over the planet.
The U.S. was also funding that research on coronavirus in the Ukraine as well.
And you've got all of this documentation that they presented.
Of course, the U.S. completely denied it today, 100%.
But in a very interesting way, they were denying it.
It wasn't like you would have expected.
It was pretty much a tap dance, pretty much like you would expect.
So this was their response to all of this.
Breaking video, US-UN Ambassador Linda Thomas-Greenfield denies Russian allegations of the biolabs in Ukraine.
I noticed that you gave a nice little wink there, Cat Turd.
Your feelings on it.
You're not completely sold on it either.
You had Mr.
Bean here on your response here.
Yeah.
Sure!
We really believe you after all of this.
Yeah, I don't think so.
And we don't.
Not at this point.
And this is when it becomes a problem.
But the U.S. Representative to the United Nations, Linda Thomas-Greenfield, denied the allegations on Friday regarding the alleged U.S.-funded biological laboratories in Ukraine.
Linda Thomas-Greenfield made a statement during the Security Council meeting on Russia's allegation of military biological activities in Ukraine.
Greenville accused Russia of lying and spreading, of course, misinformation, and claimed that the UN was not aware of any biological or chemical programs in Ukraine.
So here's a quote from her.
She says, Russia asked the Security Council for today's meeting for this whole person of lying and spreading disinformation, and that is exactly what you have heard from the Russian PR this morning, she said.
You have heard from Ms.
Nakamitsu that the UN is not aware of any biological or chemical weapons programs in the Ukraine, she added.
She also mentioned how Secretary of State Antony Blinken laid out with tragic accuracy that Russia's plans for invading Ukraine on false pretexts.
Last month, Secretary Blinken laid out with tragic accuracy What Russia was about to do.
He specifically warned that Russia would manufacture a pretext for attack.
He even cautioned that Russia would fabricate allegations about chemical or biological weapons to justify its own violent attacks against the Ukrainian people.
Today, the world is watching Russia do exactly what we warned it would do, she said.
Greenfield went on and criticized Russia for attempting to justify Putin's war choice and China for spreading disinformation in support of Russia.
Who cares what she says?
Well...
I really, I really, I really, because we just had somebody yesterday under oath to say there were biological weapons and they were worried about them getting into the hands of the...
My God!
And then they come out the next day and say the exact opposite.
Well, she then admitted, after all of this, okay, after all of this, she goes through all this whole entire article, she's defending it, saying that none of this is happening, that it's all propaganda.
She then admitted that Ukraine operates its own public health laboratory, that the U.S. was working proudly, clearly, and out in the open.
That's the part right there that needs to be outlined.
Oh, yeah.
This is the highlight.
It's so out in the open, they've lied about it until they got busted.
That's it.
It's so out in the open that you lied about it until it was exposed because of a war.
Yep.
That's the truth.
Yep.
Hey, look what Grando Memes just did a real funny meme of that Biden that we were just doing.
And he's holding one of his own tweets, says he won't blame anybody for anything.
Yeah.
Oh, the right to bear memes.
Oh, he's great.
All right, so here's the tweet.
It's hard to believe this has to be said, but unlike this president, I'll do my job and take responsibility.
I won't blame others, and I'll never forget that the job isn't about me, it's about you.
This was written 6-4-20.
Oh, wow.
Good for him.
He's really a clever, clever person.
Yeah, that's exactly what he's doing, blaming others.
I mean, I will take personal, I will not blame others.
That's all you do is blame everybody.
That's it, too.
My God, that's a good meme.
It really is.
It's perfect.
Yeah.
I don't even know what to say about these people, man.
They're just, they're lunatics.
Wow.
We got lunatic, dumb lunatics.
Oh, it's only, like you said, it's only going to get worse.
I mean, this is a complete and total disaster.
I don't care who you talk to.
It is a disaster.
And you've got people now that are talking because they're starting to get a little nervous.
You've got George Soros who is out there talking now.
Okay, now you know whenever he...
Pops up.
There's a real problem.
So George Soros, this is from the Gateway Pundit as well, United States European Union must remove Putin and Xi from power before they can destroy our civilization.
You know what?
You're pushing this thing, Mr.
Soros.
Says the guy trying to destroy civilization.
Exactly.
Exactly.
He's been trying to destroy everything, divide and conquer forever.
And now he's going to push these two together.
And we are going to have a huge war before we know it because we do not have the people that have the temperament to be able to handle it.
Not even at all.
Look, all these liberals pushing this Putin, Putin, Putin, Trump, Trump, Trump shit for four years are responsible for this.
I mean, they pushed him right into the arms of China.
They made it to where it was impossible for Trump to even build any kind of relationship with Russia so he wouldn't go do anything like this.
I mean, every single thing they did was poison.
They poisoned the well.
That's all they did to Trump.
So, you know, all this Russia, Russia, Russia, all you ones that was listening to Rachel Maddow, all you little liars, and you're the conspiracy theorist.
The dumbest conspiracy theory in history is that Trump, who was a Democrat, loved Democrat most of his life, and an American icon was somehow a Putin puppet, the dumbest shit you'll ever hear in your life.
And y'all did it.
Y'all ran with it and ran with it.
And now y'all pushed him right into Russia.
And, you know, he's only going to listen to y'all, you know, lie about him so much.
See what happened?
I blame everybody and every single person that pushed this propaganda for four years.
Split them apart.
Hey, you have to talk to your enemies, man.
It's good to be friends.
It's good to have a good relationship with them.
You can call them and say, hey, man, let's work this out.
It's good to de-escalate stuff, not escalate it all the time.
So, I mean, they just drove a wedge, and now look what you've got.
You've got some powerful nations that don't need—you think these sanctions are going to hurt?
Europe's going to keep buying.
Germany refused to even not continue to buy oil from Russia, so you've still got Europeans all buying oil from them.
You got China, who wants to buy all of it now.
You got India.
I mean, believe me, the population of China and India are probably, just them two, are probably double of the United States in every EU country.
I mean, that's two population, crazy.
And then Pakistan?
Exactly.
I mean, they're just pulling everybody in.
They're pulling everyone in.
Here's the thing.
The people that have been affected immediately as of yet, right now, is Ukrainians, right?
And the people of Russia.
These are the people.
These are not the elite.
These are not the ones.
The elite are fine.
They're just sitting at the table playing chess, right?
They don't care about the people that are being affected.
And then here in the United States, you have us, the American people.
We are being affected as well.
Look at what's happening.
People can't even put food on their table.
They are going to get to a point where they're not going to be able to put gas in their car to get to work.
And after that, guess what happens?
What's the point in going to work if all my money is going to gas?
That's going to be the next logical thing that they start thinking of as people.
What do I need to do?
What do I need to do in order to get to work, put food on the table for my family?
This is outrageous.
And what else do they do?
They go on...
This is one from the Gateway Pundit.
Pegelosi Logic.
First action Congress takes after the news of 7.9% record inflation is to pass another 1.5 trillion spending bill that no one had the opportunity to read.
Just spend, spend, spend the Americans' money.
We're borrowing money from China.
We're borrowing money from China to give to Ukraine.
And we're Putin puppets for saying it's the dumbest shit you could ever do in the rest of your life.
We're Putin puppets.
We're borrowing money from China we don't have and giving it to Ukraine.
Oh my God.
These morons up there.
They want this war so bad.
Name one person.
That's trying to deescalate this war.
Name them, man.
The Republicans are all breathing heavy.
War, war, war.
Send in this, send in this.
Putin, have him murdered, have him do, have him assassinated.
Is this how you deescalate a war?
You gotta deescalate it.
That's their job.
Not to escalate it.
I mean, they're not even being neutral.
I mean, they're just the same ones.
All the disciples of John McCain, Lindsey Graham and Rubio, and they're just beating in war drums, man.
All the Republicans and the Democrats, just bam, bam, bam.
No-fly zones.
I mean, they're just doing everything they can to pull us into a war-war.
They're trying so hard.
That's it too.
They can't because we pulled it up the other day.
He's Lindsey Graham's uh four of his top five donors.
Huge that gets millions of dollars from.
That's right.
Huge weapons dealers.
That's right and you've got all of those military contracts.
Exactly and you know exactly who they're going to.
So so basically you send this money overseas and you put it into all these special interest groups Because guess what?
These are the exact same people that are going to be funding your campaign.
These are the lobbyists that are going to be lining your pockets, that are going to make sure that you get re-elected.
It is a deal.
It's a handshake.
They know what's going on.
That is how it works.
And this is really scary because...
Imagine they actually spent money on...
Look, they could give everybody in America from what they waste just lying in their pockets and their buddies' pockets and their buddies' buddies' pockets and all these bullcrap deals.
They could literally buy every single person four or five acres in a house in the United States and put $300,000 in their bank account for just what they waste just in bullshit deals and campaigns.
Campaigns.
Millions.
$200 million.
$100 million here and $300 million here.
Where do you think they're getting that money?
It's all a bunch of slush fund Ponzi schemes.
They take money automatically from unions.
That's why they push the unions.
The unions have to pay their dues whether they like it or not.
They take them dues.
They give it right back to the Democrat Party.
Then the Democrats go out there and try to give everything to unions.
It's just a big, giant Ponzi scheme.
It is, too.
And they are trying everything that they can to distract you.
This was a good one.
Here's Schwab.
This is grand old memes, and she brought him up in silent meme-jority.
But you see how the clock, it goes from the coronavirus to China, to Bitcoin, to this, to that.
They are hypnotizing you.
And before you know it, we're in a war, and we're the ones that are going to get hurt from all of this.
Not them.
I mean, he really thinks.
This is what Biden says.
I can't even believe this is a headline, but this is from thedailymail.com.
Biden says Putin will pay a severe price if he uses chemical weapons and a conflict between NATO and Russia means World War III. Listen to what he bans.
He bans imports of diamonds, caviar, and vodka, and stops the delivery of American luxury goods to Moscow.
Okay, hello.
We're talking about just trying to get to work here.
Diamonds, caviar, and vodka.
I think Stomunaka Vodka's gonna change their name.
I really do.
I think Stolenaka Vodka, I saw an article today.
They're going to change their name because they're not even Russia Vodka, but they've got a Russian name.
Russia don't own it anymore.
Russian business.
I think it's somebody from a different country, but it's not Russian.
But nobody's buying Stolenaka.
There's only three Vodka's that actually come from Russia now.
I'm a drinker, and I don't even know what they are.
They're weird.
Stuff I've never heard of.
That's the thing, though.
I mean, seriously.
That's really hurting him.
That's really hurting him.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, who is that hurting him?
We're banning their...
Diamonds.
We're banning their news.
We're banning their news.
Wait, they're banning...
That's nothing.
We're banning their news.
Okay, we don't want any news coming from Russia at all.
We're banning it, all of it, so we can't even hear it.
Right.
And to prove we're not communist like them.
You know what I mean?
It's true.
It's a pretty communist move.
It is.
Batting all information coming out of the country.
Yeah.
I don't care if it's a lie.
Let me determine what's a lie or not.
I want to hear what they're saying.
When you cut off communications, it's just, you know, and here we are in the United States.
It's just, it blows my mind that we're sitting there talking about Russia propaganda when our news is 100%.
There's two or three people on the whole news in our country that tell the damn truth.
I know it.
And they're kicked off of social media and stuff.
That's how they want it to work, though.
And that's how they're working it.
So we don't get to hear the other side.
Whether it's true or not, like you said, doesn't matter.
But let us decide that.
Let us do the research and figure it out on our own.
Let's hear what they gotta say.
I ain't going to believe 99% of the shit I hear.
I guarantee it coming out of there anyway.
But no more than I don't believe 99%, I'm going to believe it about as much as I believe CNN or MSNBC. Exactly.
The people who lied about the PP dossier for four years, why am I going to believe them?
They're propaganda.
There's no difference is what I'm trying to tell you than CNN propaganda or Russian propaganda.
It's all propaganda.
My gosh.
We got people over here going, yeah, can you believe they got news that lies to you over there?
I can't believe it.
Think about that.
They got news that lies to you.
Now let me turn on to Don Lemon and see what's really going on in the world.
That's scary.
People are nuts.
They have no skills in thinking.
They don't see things how they are.
They're just programmed puppets, man.
And it's sad that we have people that just can't look any further than a headline.
I mean, you can make these people do anything.
You could tell the beta men that something happened in Ukraine, and they got to wear a ribbon around their nuts.
And they'd go out, and every one of them, honey, I gotta go tie the ribbon around my nuts.
Sorry, I'll be a little late tonight.
I gotta get a blue ribbon tied around my nuts.
And it means I'm really, really for something.
Oh my gosh, they would do it.
In a minute.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Well, it's just amazing, but they're the ones that are making the money.
That's the whole thing.
So, out from the Gateway Pundit also, were the Bidens making money off the Ukrainian bio labs too?
It's a nice question that's being asked by the Gateway Pundit.
Is the real crime of the Biden administration is trying to cover up involving bio labs and the exorbitant amount of money they made in these ventures?
Well, as we read the article yesterday, yes.
Hunter Biden was over there.
He was part of these deals that were being made over there.
I don't know where the Republicans are, but hopefully one of them will pop up somewhere because there's a lot of questions that need to be asked.
And their silence is just staggering.
It's just unbelievable.
That no one is out there saying, hey, we've got to get to the bottom of all of this.
But they don't know anything.
One person that is talking out about all these taboo subjects is Tucker Carlson, which I'm happy about.
However, it took a while for him to get there, but he had to because you had some awesome people like Cat Turd.
And others in conservative media that were pointing these things out, and they started losing their audience.
They were going to alternate sources because they were reporting on them first.
They had no choice, so it's a victory there.
At least that's how I see it.
But wow, I mean, start investigating Hunter.
Where is the laptop?
You've had it for, what, almost two years now?
Any info on the laptop from the house?
Don't you know he's Picasso now?
He's really busy right now.
He's blowing through a straw another crack doodle.
500,000 crack doodles.
Crack doodles incorporated.
True.
Oh my god, and they're so ugly, and they're just like, and he don't even paint them, by the way.
If you think that crackhead paints those, and he's just like, one day, man, he's a crackhead, he's a crackhead, he's like, you know, with hookers, he can't stop smoking crack, and then he gets his teeth fixed, and then he's a Picasso.
Oh.
When did he paint them?
You know how long it takes to paint that many paintings?
I mean, he's got paintings, hundreds and hundreds of paintings.
When did he paint them?
He was just getting his crack teeth fixed six, eight months ago, a year, 18 months ago.
Was he painting them in between the hookers and all the women and all the videos?
I mean, it's all bull crap, man.
They've got some guy painting crack doodles for him, and it's just a wonder.
We've got to make sure Hunter...
Make sure Hunter gets millions of dollars each year that he can blow on crack.
And he's never got any money.
He was paid $4 million a year by Ukraine.
And he...
Where is it?
Well, you know, we gave 10% to the big guy.
It smoked up!
The other went up in smoke.
10% of the big guy, 90% not 10% Parmesan cheese, 80% crack, 10% hookers.
It's gone.
Oh my goodness.
Goodbye.
Well, I hate to end on this note, but where is Fauci?
If we're talking about BioLabs and all of this stuff, where's the guy?
Where is he?
Why is he up there?
Missing.
MIA. He'll pop his little lion head up.
He will.
Sure.
He's going to make the circuit.
Probably this weekend we'll have all of him that we can possibly take.
I'm sure of that.
Well, it's Friday.
Happy Friday, everyone.
Anything else you'd like to add there, cat turd?
Well, the best news is, hopefully, the basement dummy will go back to Delaware and get new batteries, and they'll plug him into the little socket, like an electric car, and get him some more energy, and Nancy can go back and bury herself in a bottle of vodka, and please get Harris the hell out of Europe before the whole world ends.
Dear God, that's the one thing.
I really am truly praying for that, because They are extremely upset about her.
Get out of there!
I mean, and they're talking about it openly.
You had a tweet that was deleted saying, oh my gosh, this person honestly cannot be president.
Tell me that that's not going to happen.
Yeah, that was the...
That was the...
What's his name from Ukraine?
Zelensky?
I can't think of his name right now.
But that was his former press secretary.
Yeah.
Wow.
I mean, seriously?
When they are openly tweeting this stuff?
I mean, that is really frightening when they are not even making it a secret.
Let me tell you something.
She's sitting up there and she gets asked anything off that's not on that sheet of paper.
The first thing she does is look to the other world leader to answer.
Please answer for me.
You notice she's done that like twice to Poland and Romania.
She's like, please, a friend in need is a friend in need.
I mean, this is a joke.
How can you not answer that?
You're just like, how long is it going to be going on?
You know, how long is inflation?
All she has to just say, she don't need to look down at anything.
She said, well, we know it's tough on everybody right now, and I can just guarantee you we're doing everything we can as administration to make this The least bit of time as possible.
And we're trying to take steps to make it better for the American people.
And that's what we're going to do.
And that's it.
I mean, God dang.
She can't do it.
She's not a real person.
She's dumb.
That's it.
These people are dumb.
They're given everything.
They're privileged.
They act like they're victims.
They're given everything.
They're given their...
College degrees.
They're giving everything on a silver platter.
These liberals.
Elitists.
They're not victims.
They're millionaires.
Joe Biden's been a millionaire his whole life.
It's frightening.
It truly is frightening.
But when you actually have other countries that are pointing the fingers saying, uh-uh, tell me no.
I mean, here you are, cat turd.
And you put this on your page, X Zelensky's press secretary, tragedy, in quotes, if Kamala would ever become U.S. president.
They're tweeting this out.
And you wrote, you think?
The world is laughing your ass off at us right now.
We got Biden.
That's the real tragedy.
We got a tragedy waiting on a tragedy.
We got a tragedy waiting to get sick and not be able to be a tragedy so another tragedy will get in there.
Bye.
God, it's hopeless.
God, it's awful.
That's what happens when you cheat your ass off and it's all people nobody voted for.
It's true.
And they quickly, quickly removed the tweet.
But like we say, once it's out there, it's out there forever.
And that's it.
Well, unfortunately, a lot of us are going to be rolling up to the gas stations this weekend.
and it's going to kind of be our reaction to it.
Do you feel like I do?
Oh my gosh.
I'm not sure who to credit for that one because that one was sent to me.
But anyway, it's perfect.
I miss President Trump.
We've got to get him back in office.
I don't care if it means working overtime to do so.
We've got to get somebody in there that is going to right the wrongs because we are headed in a very dangerous, dangerous direction.
And it's got to be reversed.
I mean, completely reversed.
This is really scary territory.
So anyway, thank you all for joining us today.
Happy Friday.
I hope you enjoy your weekend.
We have no good news.
We have no good news.
None.
I hope your weekend is a miserable vibe.
But thank you very much for...
Everything we said today is how sucky everything is.
Oh my god.
Yeah, but thank you for joining us anyway.
We're just reporting the news.
That's right.
That's all we're doing here, trying to make light of it.
It's very difficult.
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