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Mitt the dick - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 3/14/2022 - Ep. 39
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Today is Monday, March 14th, 2022, episode number 39.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
How you doing there, Cat?
Hey, hey, hey.
What do you say?
Robo-Turd!
Oh my gosh, you know what's funny?
It warms up like later on in the show, but somehow, right when I go into, when we go live and we start broadcasting, even though it's normal, when we first start talking, before the show, as soon as I push that button, it does some funny little things over there on your end.
So we have Robo-Turd, for now anyway, but it'll probably lighten up.
Oh my god.
I know.
It's another day in paradise.
But we have got a really great guest that is going to join us.
I know a lot of you may be here for the first time because we have got a fabulous comedian who's going to join us.
We've got Steve Mudflat McGrew who is going to join us.
An incredible comedian.
And you know him quite well.
A lot better than I do.
I know him as Liberal Larry because his videos just rack me up completely.
And YouTube would go back and forth with that whole thing.
It was fun.
They banned him from Twitter.
Did they really?
Liberal Larry.
Oh, no.
That was so funny.
Oh, my gosh.
I used to laugh.
And then you would play off of it as Cat Turd.
And so it was really funny to watch you two go back and forth.
That was long ago.
That was when I was actually allowed on Twitter.
And apparently he was allowed on Twitter, too, and he got kicked off.
No fun.
No fun allowed.
Oh, my gosh.
You got to go.
No kidding.
I don't even know how they do that.
The place over there, Twitter, is just a complete wreck now.
It's not even fun to me anymore.
When I go over there to just read your tweets, it's such a disappointment.
I mean, they're in really, really bad shape.
You said, when I go to read your tweets, it's such a disappointment.
Thanks a lot.
No, you know, when I look at everything on Twitter, you're the only reason why I go over there.
I don't even look at any of the other accounts at all.
You're the only reason, but I see some other things when I'm there, and I'm just like, is this just a liberal cesspool or what?
I mean, it's all it is, just like liberals and bots.
That's it.
Nothing else.
There's nobody that's disagreeing with anyone other than the trolls, and you know who the trolls are.
You do a great job, I think, of pointing them out, too, kind of humiliating them.
But, wow, what a place that has been.
And now they've got the Department of Homeland Security who's going to come after you if you even talk about COVID, if you even talk about election fraud.
They came out with that again this week.
They are going to hammer us big time for all of that.
I don't know if you saw that, but Mariakos was basically saying, hey, you know what?
We're going to target you.
Point blank.
We're going to target you if you talk about those things.
Which ones I want to talk about all of them today?
I know.
It's the COVID and it's the stolen election.
Yep.
Yep.
Well, ever since the stolen election, I haven't got COVID yet.
Just so you'll know.
Right.
So that covers it all.
That's pretty much it.
Yeah.
So he's actually released all this stuff.
These are the new rules, just so you know.
Mariakas releases new rules on extremism.
DHS will target anyone who believes election was stolen or challenged.
Fauci's ever-changing COVID narrative.
Okay, remember, he always goes back and forth.
By the way, have you seen him lately?
I have not.
I don't know where he's hiding, but he's not out there like he normally is running the circuit.
So, even though they allowed over 2 million illegal aliens into our country, they just walked into the United States across the southern border.
It's free speech!
I can say what I want to about anything.
Exactly!
Don't we have bigger fish to fry right now?
Yeah, screw him.
My gosh!
If I think the election was stolen, there ain't nothing you can do about it.
If I believe COVID's bullshit, there's nothing you can do about it.
I'll say what I want.
It's called freedom of speech.
Well, now it's freedom of think.
If they even think that you are saying something like that, then...
I mean, come on, let's face it.
Over 70% of Americans believe that it was stolen.
So you're going to lock up 70%?
I don't think so.
I don't know how that even happens.
But it's a regime, apparently.
Here are the guidelines right here.
Current domestic violent extremism threat landscape.
Okay, so here it is.
Galvanized by recent political and societal events in the United States, they pose an elevated threat to the homeland.
In 2021, the assessment pointed to newer sociopolitical developments such as narratives of fraud in the recent general election, the emboldening impact of the violent breach of the U.S. Capitol, conditions related to COVID-19 pandemic, and conspiracy theories promoting violence.
They're the ones lying about everything.
Maybe they should look at themselves.
The Biden administration don't say truth about nothing.
Ever.
Ever.
They lie every time they open their mouth.
They can't tell the truth because they're not smart enough to, and they're such failures.
I mean, all they do is blame everybody on everything.
My gosh.
It's really unbelievable that the things that they are doing just right in front of our eyes because they just don't care.
It's almost like a throwaway administration.
They don't care if they wreck the whole thing.
They don't care what you know because, honestly, if they were able to pull it off the last time, they plan on doing it again this time.
That's what worries me is that they really don't feel like they have anything to lose.
They're just brazen.
I was at the grocery store today, and I had so much to do today.
I was just, man, just one of them days that everything has to just work right, just so I can make the show.
And I was putting some groceries in my truck at the local, and this old dude, like a real old guy, man, probably in the 70s, with big gray beard, long gray hair.
He just came out of the supermarket.
He said, I don't know how I'm going to afford to eat anymore.
And he just started talking to me.
I mean, I don't know the guy.
And he's like, man, he's like, you know, I was a trucker my whole life.
Now I'm on disability.
And he said, you know, I'm older.
He said, I don't know how I'm going to be able to eat, to be honest with you.
So many are feeling like that right now.
So many people that I talk to are feeling like that right now.
They're like, do I put gas in my car to go to work?
Or do I feed my family?
That is the point where they are right now.
That is just frightening.
If I had one second to talk to the guy, I would have...
Tried to go in there and bought him some groceries or something.
I kind of felt bad in my life.
I was like, man, normally if somebody did something like that, I'd probably say, hey, let's go buy you some groceries, man.
We'll go get you a few steaks.
Well, a lot of people don't follow things like the news like we do, which is a blessing and a curse.
And so all of a sudden, those that stay away from it, right, they go to the grocery store with their usual amount of money or they go to the gas station with their usual amount of money.
And they're like, wait a minute, I don't have it.
I don't have that to spend.
Oh my gosh, what happened here?
Why did this happen?
And they're coming to the reality that, okay, there needs to be some choices made.
Can I pay rent?
Can I pay for my children to eat?
Can I pay for my children to go to school?
Can I pay for a babysitter?
All these things are real.
And meanwhile, in this latest bill, you've got them giving themselves a raise.
Yeah.
A huge raise.
21% raise.
21%.
Imagine giving yourself whatever you make a year and just adding 20% to that.
The Congress just did that in the middle of this bullshit.
After locking everybody down, after never missing a check for two years, They just give themselves a raise, man.
These people are just so out of touch.
It's unbelievable.
Well...
Infuriating.
It is absolutely infuriating.
I cannot even believe it.
And apparently, it was on Friday, somebody had noticed that it was in that huge trillion dollar bill that they just passed.
Well, they had snuck that in there too.
They decided to give themselves a pat on the back because you know what?
Them suffer?
No.
They will never suffer.
They expect us to, of course, but no, they give themselves a 21% raise out of all of that.
And these people make money for a lifetime, whatever they get paid a year, $167,000 or whatever it is.
Of course, they can't live on that, guys.
They can't live on $167,000 a year, so they got to make it $200,000 a year.
And if they're in there for two years, they get it for the rest of their lives.
So if somebody gets in, let's say, young when they're 30, and then in two years they get voted out and they live to be 90, they get paid 58 more years, $200,000 a year from your tax dollars.
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
There should be zero pension because you shouldn't be in there that long.
There should be zero.
Once you get out, you stop getting paid.
That should be the end of it.
Well, and especially since they're planning on funding a war, right, with our taxpayer money, I think that 21% of theirs should go directly to the war.
It shouldn't go to them.
It should come out of theirs.
Right there.
Take it.
Yeah.
This is just a total, total disaster.
Just when I think it can't get any worse, the next day it happens.
And that's how it works.
It's going to keep happening with these clowns in there.
Oh, yeah.
They're idiots.
Oh, yeah.
And they're going to take absolutely zero responsibility.
They're going to screw everything up.
They're already doing it.
I mean, how bad can you screw it up?
Worse in a year.
Gone from no inflation to the worst inflation in 40 years.
You go from the highest gas prices in history to one of the lowest gas prices Trump had in history.
I mean, just name everything.
You go to a complete world in peace, even Middle East peace deals, to the world on fire with threatening the nuclear holocaust here.
I mean, that's one year where there's brain dead idiot in there.
My gosh.
And he's living in an ulterior world because this is his fault.
And all he can say is, buy an electric car.
Okay?
You just had a gentleman, you just walked in to a grocery store who could not even afford to eat.
And now he's sitting there going, how am I going to do this?
Right.
That's what he left the store basically saying to himself, okay, what do I need to do here today?
How am I going to change my life in order to afford these groceries?
Because look at just milk, look at bread, anything.
Even if you were to say, okay, well, I can't have that burger, right?
Because that's way too expensive.
Everything is.
Inflation has gotten just tremendous.
But if you talk to the brain-dead basement dummy, I mean, this has absolutely nothing to do.
Oh, he's eating Chateau Breton, man.
Oh, sure.
He's eating filet mignon with baronais.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
We're the side of lobster tonight, trust me.
He don't give a damn.
Not even thinking about it.
I know, he's going to tell you to buy an electric car.
Check this out.
This is the La La Land that they live under Inflation, you have.
The stone pipeline, overspending, Russian sanctions, the economy, gas at the pump, okay?
And there you have it.
Go buy an electric car.
Go buy an electric car.
Thank you, Matt underscore liberals for that one.
Yeah, that's what you will get out of this administration.
You have nothing, so go buy an electric car.
That'll fix all of your problems.
Yeah.
Go buy a golf cart for $200,000.
Ain't worth a damn.
My gosh.
Ridiculous.
So, we have a feud going on, it looks like, on Twitter.
And this is out from the Gateway Pundit.
Tulsi Gabbard calls out Mitt Romney for calling her a treasonous liar.
She completely, completely destroys him.
I thought that was great.
You were so busy today, you couldn't name the show, so you're stuck with my title.
What Labs?
Because all of a sudden, people are saying, what labs?
And if you do discuss what they came out and even said that they had.
There are labs in the Ukraine, right?
Well, she destroyed this rhino, and it was a huge Twitter storm.
I saw that you had it all on your page as well.
I thought this was fantastic.
She came back right at him and says, Mitt Romney, you have called me a treasonous liar for stating the fact that there are 25-plus U.S.-funded bio labs in Ukraine, which, if breached, would release and spread deadly pathogens to U.S. world.
And therefore must be secured in order to prevent new pandemics, bizarrely.
You claim that securing these labs or calling for securing these labs is treasonous and will lead to a loss of life when the exact opposite is obviously true.
The spread of pathogens is what will cause the loss of life, not the prevention of such spread.
Okay, so then...
She shares that the lab should be secured.
Well, first off, shouldn't the labs have been secured before he invaded, before Putin invaded the Ukraine, which he knew about for months?
They knew it was going to happen.
Shouldn't all of this happened beforehand, prior?
Well, see, Gabby's a vet, and he's a draft dodger.
Mitt Romney dodged a draft.
Right.
He's calling a vet a traitor.
He's a treasonous traitor.
That is just like him, though, isn't it?
I mean, that's just what he is.
He's a dick.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I can't stand him.
God.
He's the worst of the worst.
And don't forget that Biden's son, Romney's son, Piccoli's son, Kerry's son, they were all on the board of directors for the energy companies doing business in Ukraine.
And all four of them together, with a chalkboard, couldn't even spell gas, on an hour meeting.
That's how dumb all of them are.
Dumb asses.
My gosh.
So, wondering why this is going to be the same exactly.
They were rotten.
Ukraine was rotten to the core, man.
Exactly.
Rotten.
Everybody had their hands in that big money laundering corrupt government.
100%.
That's all it is.
It's a gangster.
Is Merrick Garland going to get me on that one too?
Because I called you Crane.
Corrupt.
Let me do it three times for you, Merrick.
Your name's Merrick.
They should arrest you for having a name like Merrick.
Who in the hell names your kid Merrick?
Oh, look at our kid.
Johnny?
No.
Sally?
No.
Let's call him Merrick.
Merrick.
Well, he is definitely dumb.
And whenever he's out there and he's speaking at a hearing, he has absolutely nothing of substance to say.
Kind of like what we have with VD Kamala Harris.
She's no better, let's face it.
I mean, she can't even talk.
She's got her hands to worry about now.
So it's like she can't do one thing with the right hand and one thing with the left hand at the same time because all of a sudden, what do you end up with?
A complete and total word salad.
And she's looking at world leaders who she's supposed to be conversing with to help her speak.
I just don't get that.
That is just a complete and total disaster.
Really.
And one thing that I love about Tulsi is that she does a great job of calling out people.
She did a great job with Hillary Clinton.
She did a great job with Biden.
She has done a great job.
She's done a better job than a lot of the rhinos out there.
And honestly, for those that did know, I think we need a complete investigation of every American that did business over in the Ukraine, and we need to follow the money.
Obviously, this is a huge situation that needs to be investigated, and it has to do with a lot of our people in leadership.
Oh my gosh, my door bangs down.
Just know that I'm with the Department of Homeland Security for saying all of this, but it's true.
There needs to be an investigation.
I mean, Mitt Romney, you know, he'll send your kids to war and go over there and protect his little sons, embezzle them at country, and he'll have all of them die and won't even blink an eye,
but his sons, they're going to all go to Harvard, all go to Yale, all be fed and have multi-million trust funds, and for him to call somebody a vet treasonous So, what a scumbag thing to say.
Yeah, you can imagine.
He's just a scumbag.
That's all you can say about Mitt Romney.
Like I said before, he's a $500 haircut on top of a two-pinning dick.
And that's Mitt Romney.
Well, you had a better show title for today than I did.
I just said what labs, but you had something that you were going to say.
Mitt the dick.
If I can figure out how to change it, I will change the title after the show because I think yours is a lot more appealing than mine because that's truly what he is.
Oh my gosh.
So next, Gabbard, she shared that the labs should be secured and they should be.
Senator Romney, please provide evidence that what I said is untrue and treasonous.
If you cannot, you should do the honorable thing.
Apologize and resign from the Senate.
He should resign.
We should all call for that.
She goes on to say, end of quote, then Gabbard notes that even Biden's State Department says that the labs exist.
This is not a secret.
So, number one, State Department's Victoria Nuland acknowledged such labs containing dangerous pathogens exist in Ukraine, in her testimony to the U.S. Senate, March 8, 2022.
Ukraine has biological research facilities.
She said they're worried about them.
Yes!
She said they came out with all of it.
Did you say they're there?
She said, yeah.
He's repeating what Biden said she is, and then he's calling her treason for what?
Right.
It's not even got to do with our treason for what?
Talking about Ukraine?
It's not even our country.
It's two people in war.
It's not even the United States.
Exactly.
Treason how?
Exactly.
Exactly.
That's what's the funny part of it.
To me, it's not even talking about the United States.
It's talking about two countries, Ukraine and Russia.
You're treasonous for not taking Ukraine's side like I do.
You're treasonous.
Well, she's actually looking at this from a very strategic point of view, and she's talking about the things that need to have been handled prior to all of this coming out.
Because I don't know if you know this or not, but even the Chinese are starting to discuss that they want...
Because...
Whoops, sorry about that.
It just sometimes plays.
But they're even talking about the fact that they want an investigation.
China demands full account of U.S. biomilitary activities in Ukraine.
Chinese foreign ministry claims the U.S. responses are self-contradictory and confusing.
That's in from Disclosed TV. It's true!
They say something different every day.
It's just like people, you know, when you lie, you have to keep covering up your lies.
So you might say something that's crazy.
If you're just telling the truth, then it naturally goes into the next story.
And you can easily answer the questions.
But since they're lying about everything, they just keep trying to cover up their lies.
It never ends.
Geez, this is really bad, but they know a lot more than we know.
That's the point of this whole thing.
In fact, she goes on to say the United States, through BTRP, has invested approximately $200 million in Ukraine since 2005.
Now, that's just what we know of, supporting 46 Ukrainian laboratories, health facilities, and diagnostic sites.
OK, so she's letting him have it.
She is just tearing this guy completely to shreds, and rightfully so.
And so she even talks about all the different people, said that they were concerned.
OK, CBS faced the nation.
Correspondent David Martin said the Pentagon official told him they are concerned about the existence of such bio labs in Ukraine.
The concern is that the Russians will seize one of these biomedical research facilities that the Ukraine has.
And that should probably be a concern to everyone considering what we just went through with the coronavirus.
Aren't you a little concerned?
I know I am.
Wow.
So then she goes on.
They literally paid millions of dollars.
They paid millions of dollars.
To talk up the jab.
Like it was the best thing since sliced bread and all them people pushing the jab.
On Fox News, you know who they are.
And on all the other ones, jab, jab, jab, get your jab, get your jab, jab, jab.
That's what we say before, you know.
If you don't listen to the main news, you're listening to somebody who probably makes anywhere from $3 to $10 million a year.
And when somebody's paying you $10 million a year, you're going to do it today.
Well, there needs to be a full accounting.
Yes, and they're definitely...
You're roboting out just a little bit, Cat Turd, just so you know.
A little tiny bit there.
But I can fill in some of the blanks.
I will say that...
There needs to be an investigation because all of these people are making money and we need to be able to follow the money and find out why they are so on the pulse of things, right?
I mean, why they are pushing the jab so hard, why they are calling people names.
Who are talking about the labs.
Why we've got the Department of Homeland Security who's going to go after people that talks against the regime.
I mean, this is getting even beyond what China is.
Screw them, man.
I'm going to say whatever.
Yeah.
Right.
Beyond what China does.
What are they going to do, man?
They're going to lose every case.
What are they going to do?
I mean, my God, if they're going to arrest everybody that talks against Joe Biden and everything he's doing, they're going to be arresting about 200 million people.
Because nobody likes that, whatever he is, walking corpse.
That's it?
Walking corpse.
Boy.
My God, he can barely even walk.
He's just like, I mean, I think they got some kind of suit on him, like an Iron Man suit to even make him walk.
A basement dummy Iron Man suit.
He's so terrible.
I mean, that's the whole thing about him is that he's so spooky, scary.
And you can even hear it in some of the things that he does.
I mean, the whole blame Putin game, that is just perfect.
But one thing that he can't get away from is that he's completely unhinged.
He's the one that started all this stuff.
Check this out.
It's simply not true that my administration or policies are holding back domestic energy production.
Number one, no more subsidies for fossil fuel industry.
No more drilling on federal lands.
No more drilling, including offshore.
No ability for the oil industry to continue to drill.
Period.
Ends.
OK, so he's taking absolutely zero responsibility.
And I love this poltergeist picture of Biden that I got from your media.
Because the guy is that guy.
It looks like him.
Yes.
That guy's actually least creepy.
He's not as creepy now as Joe Biden's actually.
Look at that.
I mean, that's Satan in any good movie right there.
It really is.
I mean, this guy has got issues.
But he's constantly contradicting himself.
He's completely unhinged.
He's not a nice man.
He's destroying this country.
And you've got the Republicans doing absolutely nothing.
You've got Tosie Gabbard who's out there saying, hey, what are you doing?
Calling me for trees and saying I'm treasonous?
No, not even close.
You're the one that people need to investigate.
That and the lamestream media are Not only the outlets, but the people that we're reporting to.
Because this whole thing is just a big swamp of people that are behind it all.
Somebody just tried to snap at me and I just gave it back to them.
Look, it's funny.
You never let a troll go to waste, do you?
Yeah.
Let me get over to your page.
You're getting to lighten up.
I used to enjoy your post.
Oh, really?
Oh, you're upsetting people now?
They spelled wrong.
Is there any more of the suitable?
I'll give them the most suitable reply I can.
Oh, this is so funny.
So you corrected them with their two.
You're getting too cynical.
Lighten up.
I'll never see them again.
Oh, sure.
They're gone.
And by the time your followers have at them too, oh my gosh, it's over completely.
It's just like, it's just, you know, yeah, okay, well, I'm gonna, I'm going to please, you know, I don't care about anybody else or just saying what I mean, you know, just kind of doing what I do and saying what I say.
Some days I'm pissed.
Sure.
Sure.
Well, I think most of us are.
Okay, Kat, I think I lost you again.
Robocat.
Yeah, Robocat.
I lost you for a second.
Yeah.
I heard you just completely.
Am I still a robot?
You're a little better now.
Yeah.
You're better now.
So anyway.
Yeah, but it is, I mean, that's the thing, though.
And you have to understand that people are put in place to say things like that to you, too.
They're doing that on purpose.
To say, oh, he's got a bad attitude now, or oh, he's not making sense, because you are such an influencer.
That's the thing.
I'm getting it.
I'm getting a text from old liberal Larry that he needs a link to the podcast.
He should have it already.
So he should have it.
So any minute we will have Steve join us.
Steve Mudflap McGrew is going to join us in just a few minutes.
I can't wait to see what he has to say about a lot of these people.
Trevor Noah came out over the weekend.
Bill Maher came out over the weekend saying red pill type things.
And I'm I'm curious to find out what...
Bill Maher's been saying a lot of red pill types.
Yes, he has.
And the worst thing our side has been bogging the Biden regime more than the Republican Party put together.
Big time.
And then they're just like, well, I don't trust her.
When somebody's doing good and coming our side, welcome them in, man.
Don't push them away.
You voted for this and you voted, you're a piece of crap.
My God.
It's true.
Like Bill Maher lately, man, he's going against liberals because he thinks they're crazy now.
They are crazy.
I don't agree with everything anybody says.
I don't agree with anything anybody.
When they're coming our way, welcome them in.
Jesus.
I don't get it.
And here's the clip, just so everyone knows.
Here's Bill Maher over the weekend.
If Putin thought Trump was really that supportive of him, why didn't he invade when Trump was in office?
The red pill.
Thank you, Aldo Trumpo.
And then also Trevor Noah.
Here he is.
Saudi Arabia isn't playing ball with Joe Biden.
And you know what?
You can say what you want, but this would have never happened to Donald Trump.
Never.
No one was ever ignoring Donald Trump's calls.
Yeah, because if you ignored Donald Trump's calls, you didn't know how he would respond.
Maybe he'd send an angry tweet.
Or maybe he'd just like ban your country from everything.
You don't know.
That's why I bet in these situations, Biden actually wishes that he could hire Trump to step in as president wildcard.
You know, just keep everyone on their toes.
Because if Trump was calling, you best believe the UAE, they'd be racing to pick up the phone.
Mr.
Trump, Mr.
Trump, we're here.
We're here, hello?
Too late, Ahmed.
You made me wait two rings.
We're bombing the UAE and the UFC just in case.
There is no denying that Saudi...
Okay, so there you have it.
And just in time for Steve Mudflap McGrew to join us.
Hi!
Hey, how are you?
Oh gosh, it's so great to have you on the show.
How are you, sir?
I am well.
I am awesome and it's great to be on with you guys.
Oh, we have been looking forward to this.
I'm glad you finally got your hair cut.
Actually, I got three inches cut off of it.
Dang!
Well, you look great.
You look like you're ready to fight some of these liberals, although I think a lot of them are so embarrassed, I think they're going to ultimately end up on our side.
When you start having the White House actually go and hire TikTokers, okay, to like change the narrative, and they're going away from people like Bill Maher because they know, and Trevor Noah from The Daily Show, because they know that they can't defend this kind of behavior and what's happening here.
You know they're desperate.
I would love to hear your take on some of this.
Because you're a comedian.
Right.
Well, I claim to be.
And people pay me for that sometimes.
But yes.
But you know, nothing is going to make people forget high gas prices like a new TikTok dance.
Yeah.
I'm eating dog food this week, but man, that's a cool TikTok dance.
Right.
If we could just get maybe Cat Turd to be able to clap his hands, spin around twice, and whatever they do in a TikTok dance.
You know what I mean?
I know they come up with some kind of special little clap your hands twice, spin around once, kick your leg out.
It's been a long time since the rotary phone, hasn't it?
You remember.
Yeah.
Hey, I remember there was a kid on my block about three horses down.
He got a push button phone.
And we all ran down there after school.
school we couldn't wait to get off school to go see the unbelievable technology of a push button phone you know like people people it was awesome we sitting there pushing a button for 10 minutes it'll never get better than this i'm old enough to remember when you actually had to carry around a tone box Do you remember those at all?
It had the buttons on it and you would hold it up to a dial phone so you could dial or put in your long distance code.
I thought you were so old that you had to pick up and talk to Miss Wilson.
Miss Wilson?
Give me the clinic!
Rita, get me phone number two.
You're so old your phone number was 74.
You know, my wife is younger than me, and she does not remember when you used to have letters before a phone number.
Like, you know, Mission 3-5378.
You guys remember that at all?
No.
That's probably about five years before me.
I think you're like five or six years.
I don't know how much older you are than me.
I think maybe seven or eight years.
Yeah, maybe.
I mean, I was really young, but in school, when you've got to remember that phone number, that was what I remember.
It was MI. It stood for Mission.
MI-35378.
How do you dial an M? Yeah, how would you dial an M? Dial M for Mudford.
Dial him for murder.
That's all I know.
If you guys have never seen Steve Mudflap, his show, just go to any YouTube or wherever it's at, Rumble, wherever you have him, man.
He is absolutely, and I'm not saying this just because he's a friend of mine, but he is one of the funniest comedians you'll see out there.
You'll laugh the whole time he's on stage.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
I just did two shows here in Denver.
I haven't done shows in my hometown for several years and did a bunch of new material and people were like, I'm so glad you're back.
It was awesome.
It felt great.
Nobody likes my ideas.
Some of the comedians say, well, give me some material.
And I'm like, okay.
During COVID, just go out there and just put a bunch of water in your mouth and just put your mask down and just blow it all over everybody in about 10 rows and start your show.
Well, that's because you're a prop comp.
You're basically Carrot Top in a litter box.
Yeah.
Carrot turd.
Carrot turd!
I always knew you as Liberal Larry.
And I will tell you, I used to love your videos.
This is when I was, of course, before I was kicked off of Twitter.
My Twitter career ended with the presidents and everybody else's, it seems like.
Except for Cat Turd.
I don't even know how he's there.
And I know you're still on there.
That was good to see.
Yeah, well, you know, my original account, Steve McGrew, which was a blue chick, Had about 112,000, 113,000 and Twitter killed it.
But I was lucky enough to still have my podcast account, Remasculate.
And that's what I use now because I tried to start another account and they killed that one because you circumvented.
You went around to try to start another account.
How dare you try to be social on social media?
How dare you?
How dare you?
We don't want to have no fun.
We don't want to be social.
Well, Larry got killed.
His official account got killed on Twitter.
And he just got accepted on Truth Social.
So Larry will be coming back with his own account.
Fantastic.
Well, I have followed you on Getter and Gab.
And I want to direct people over to your website, too, because I think that's important.
So if you go to their city, they can go and find you.
They can see you live.
But SteveMcGrew.com.
And I have that up here so everybody can find you.
And then also your social media is up here as well.
You've got some videos on here and an album, tour dates, all of it here on your website.
Yeah, I have a new album out called Toxic Masculinity.
It came out, I guess it was last year, and my record company, 800lb Gorilla, said that it is one of the few comedy albums that was getting played on every station on satellite because There was something for everything.
It was like clean comedy, a dirty bit, political, a little bit of everything.
So I was actually getting a cut played on every channel, which is really cool.
That is really cool.
You about slipped up instead.
You got paid to do it, and I knew that was a lie.
Did you notice that?
That was a Freudian slip.
That's what you want to happen.
Yeah, yeah.
I'd like to make some money at this, you know?
I would think that that would be...
Steve needs a haircut, guys.
If you could just like...
We'll just go send fund or whatever they're called now.
Four or five bucks.
Send fund go.
It's, yeah.
It's our Chinese takeout.
We need a new one of those.
Because GoFundMe, didn't they screw up with the con going?
Oh, yeah.
Screw them.
So we need a new one, like a pay turd or something.
Pay turd.
My God.
Well, what I would think, honestly, Steve...
I swear it would be a hit.
It would be a hit.
Pay turd.
Pay turd would be great.
We're not going to call you a turd if you come here.
You can pay anybody you want.
I would think that your comedy would be taking off completely right now because people miss funny and they're so scared about being politically correct and you don't hold back at all.
You're I miss people that have that kind of talent that make people laugh.
People are, you know, they're tippy-toeing all over the place.
They're afraid they're going to insult someone.
They've been shamed into not saying things that they would normally say.
I mean, come on now.
Well, I agree.
And I've tried to keep funny, funny.
The stand-up, especially.
Like, on my social media, I'm a lot more political, a lot more.
And people are like, you know, wow, you've got to get canceled.
And yeah, I did.
I don't know if you guys knew.
I think Kat knew.
But I got my buddy Brad Garrett fired me from working his club in Vegas, which I'd worked for years because I was a Trump supporter.
I mean, so you take a chance out here when you don't just totally toe the line.
But I just believe funny should be funny.
It should.
They're destroying even comedy.
It's really a real shame.
Because if you do step out and if you do say what's on your mind, things that are really funny.
And I don't care anymore.
I live in Hollywood.
I really don't care.
It's gotten to the point where people are just so ridiculous with the masks and with this, that, and the other.
They're going to put themselves into their apartments and never leave.
I mean, they're going to enter this metaverse and never get out of there.
That's good for us.
Right?
Right?
It is.
It probably is good for us.
They named their whole, one of the most recognizable names in history, Facebook, they renamed it to Metamucil.
Got it off of Metamucil.
Crap.
Crap powder.
Crap powder.
But see, they didn't realize the turd influence right there.
Did you notice the turd reference?
Yes.
Yeah, see, turd has much more reach than he knows.
He's got his little cat fingers and everything.
He does.
He has street cred for sure.
That guy that fired you, did you know him for a long time?
Yeah, I've known him probably 20 years or more.
Oh boy.
My next entire show for six months would be just telling every one of his secrets, man, on stage.
Yeah.
And you know what else he likes to do in the dark?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You might have fired me, but remember that time we were in Tijuana, buddy?
Remember that?
T1 is right there in Southern California.
It's not far but a rock throw away from me, so yeah, maybe...
He's at one of those bars in TJ. Who knows?
But it's ridiculous.
It really is.
I can't believe that they have that kind of power.
They've been able to divide families, lifetime friends, people that...
This is the kind of influence that they have.
I think slowly but surely, we just watched a couple of clips.
We were able to watch that with Trevor Noah and also Bill Mayer.
You're starting to see them change and come out and they're not defending this anymore.
They're not just going along with it like they were originally.
And they think we're just going to forget about it.
You know what I mean?
It's so obvious.
We knew all along what was going on and how it would come back and the snake would eat its tail.
But they're trying to just be so smooth about it and it ain't happening.
No, it's not.
Yeah, but I did say, though, when some of these people, though, they do it long enough, we do want to, like, not just, like, some of the people with Tulsi Gabbard, she's been fighting the Democrats in Washington for the last two years harder than any Republican we got in our party, except for DeSantis and Trump.
And it's just been like two years.
It's just like, well, I don't trust her.
She did this.
Well, hey, man, she's fighting right now for the cause and for freedom, man.
So just, it's okay if she goes back to being something you don't like.
But, I mean, it's been two years now.
Doesn't that bother you in a way, like, when you hear people go, well, she did this.
Well, so what?
Trump was a Democrat.
They're allowed to change.
I mean, aren't we trying to red pill people?
Don't we want them to be like, hey, they finally woke up.
I should have chased them away again.
Great point.
That's one thing.
You're so right about that because, honestly, we should be welcoming these people and without hesitation.
That's the one thing that the left really doesn't do.
If you've ever been a Republican, they don't like you forever.
I mean, you were once a Republican, so no more of you.
But we should embrace these people because honestly, this is a good thing.
This is a change in direction.
I don't know who could even agree with Biden right now.
Biden doesn't even agree with Biden right now.
Yeah.
What did he call him in the speech?
The Uranians?
Don't even agree with him.
The Uranians.
Oh, my God.
I said today earlier, I actually think they got like a basement dummy Iron Man suit on him now.
His suit is actually an Iron Man suit, and they're like, step, step, step, step.
God.
He can bear a basement dummy Iron Man suit.
So he's perfect for meta.
The other day, don't you know that people have to be slightly embarrassed about what they've done?
I mean, they lied to us for four years.
They hated us.
They unfriended friends and family.
And now they actually have to see, Jesus, we really did screw up.
Boy, do they screw up.
Liberals don't have that in them.
It's like, I spend half my time on Twitter and on the podcast dogging the Republican Party because it's about this against the power, the people in Washington that are so corrupt.
That's what I'm against.
I don't care who it is.
The Democrats will never go against it.
Whatever CNN says to say, they're going to say it.
You know, the virus is deadly.
You better hide in your house.
Now you better be all in for corrupt-ass Ukraine.
Or, you know, you're a Putin puppet treasoning this little bitch.
I mean, aren't we over the name calling yet?
I mean, are we over it?
Aren't we over that yet?
Or, no, is that just always going to scare people to death that they're going to be afraid they're going to be labeled or afraid they're going to be called a name?
I like when people call me names.
They call you a turd all the time and you take it.
You know when you accept that name...
I name myself a turd, for God's sake.
You call yourself something like that, you're like, hey, whatever.
You can't do any worse.
Oh my gosh.
You're a turd with raisins in it.
And I'll be like, double chocolate fudge raisin, you mean?
I mean, they just...
I don't care about...
It's true.
It's amazing that they have been...
I did write a joke.
Remember I did...
I think I did write a joker for you one time.
I forgot what they were, though.
No, you did.
Or sometimes you'll see a tweet.
It was about a cruise.
He gave me a couple of cruise ship jokes that I used for a while.
And then there was a couple of tweets that I said, man, that'd make a perfect joke.
And you were like, take it.
And he's actually said, I'll pay you for it.
Like, okay, 17 cents.
And I only accept checks.
So you're going to have to go and get a stamp and mail it.
Yeah.
I want a check in the mail.
17 cents.
That's probably about what it's worth.
I don't know if you guys know, when Cat first came on the scene, I was a big fan immediately.
He knows that because I reached out.
It was the same thing with Randy Savage.
When we were all kind of being equally mean to each other.
When Twitter was fun.
When Twitter was fun, yeah.
And I told Kat that I was, even as a comic, and I've been doing this for years, and I've done six comedy albums, I was amazed at how much he could churn out on a daily basis.
I know.
I agree.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's so funny.
I'm not a professional comedian, I don't know.
I think you definitely qualify now.
I can never do what you do.
I can never do it.
Yeah, but you've got that thing, that brain that just sits there and puts, you know, if A equals B, then B could equal Z. And that's what makes comedy, you know?
It's hilarious.
I mean, I could...
I'm not sure, but I don't think that actually does.
I don't think that formula does.
Well, what's funny?
I don't think you can even repeat that again.
He's like that all the time.
I don't think you can repeat that again.
That's how I thought Cat Turd's brain worked originally.
I thought, how much pot does this guy sit on the farm and smoke?
Because he sounds even more country than me, and I grew up in the country, and he's like an encyclopedia of politics and knowledge, and he's tying weird things together.
That's what I mean when you put If A equals B, then, you know, it has to be.
Well, no, he's completely pulled it out of left field and made it work.
He does that.
It's really great because I get to talk to him before the show for a few minutes, and I swear, I'm like, don't talk.
Don't say anything.
Save it for the show because, my gosh, he just comes up with stuff nonstop.
So we just sit there in silence sometimes.
So I'm like, don't go there.
No, we can't talk about this.
No, we can't talk about that because he's so quick.
I know.
You know, I did radio.
It was a morning radio DJ for years here in Denver.
And that was one of our things.
We actually said that to each other.
And when we got guests, like, don't talk because we might say something that's good and we're going to waste it.
Yes.
So we used to never.
We'd just be quiet until the mic would come on.
That's it.
Sit in silence.
Well, we don't plan anything on this show.
We just wing everything.
That's the way I like to do it.
I can't sit here and read from a script.
You can't be natural that way.
Look at Camilla Paris, for God's sake.
Oh my gosh.
What a disaster.
Lord.
I didn't realize she was dumber than AOC, but she is.
I mean, I never imagined she would be dumber than AOC, but she really is.
And that's saying something.
That's a whole new level of dumb.
Well, you know, you were talking about earlier about fighting the Republicans as much as you do the Democrats.
And I was not there for a long time because I thought, you know, support my team.
And then I realized my team has a lot of players that suck and need to be benched.
So I'm totally with you as far as we need to cancel a lot of our own people.
Yeah, if you got three people on your team that are screwing your wife, you don't want them on your team.
I don't give a crap if you are wearing the same jersey.
Yeah, I know you're banging my wife behind my back, but could you vote for my bill?
Oh my gosh.
That's basically exactly what they do up there.
That's what they do.
I don't consider myself a party girl anymore.
I'm not.
In the sense that I do not belong to the Republican Party.
This will be our last show, by the way.
But I don't.
I don't identify with a party at all, and I don't think that I'm the only one.
A lot of people are starting to do that.
They are looking at their parties.
I mean, really?
The Republican Party?
What?
You've got the faces of McConnell up there?
And I don't agree with hardly anything that's coming out of most of these warmongers mouths.
You've got rhinos, the war, ram crackers, the whole deal.
No, that's just not what I'm going for.
I'm going for the actual candidates.
And I think the only way we're going to be able to fix this whole thing is, if you're living in Hollywood like I am, obviously I can't support that many people in my state.
But in some of these closer races, I'm starting to send my funds directly to those candidates that will, in the primaries, defeat Lindsey Graham.
But it's got to be a joint effort.
It just can't be...
One person.
We've all got to decide, okay, so who's going to primary Graham Crackers?
Who's going to primary Mitt Romney?
Who's going to primary this one?
Because we don't want to be stuck with a Democrat either.
We just need to get more organized, it seems.
Don't you feel weird when you like somebody one day and then you don't the next day?
Because I feel that way, like you were talking about Lindsey Graham.
That's what made me think about it.
He'll say one thing, I'm like, yes!
Totally agree!
And then the next day I'm like, would somebody just slap him in the back of the head?
We never need to see him again.
And so you get real confused about, is he on my side or is he not?
And it's kind of like when he's on Fox News.
I can tell Tucker Carlson is ready to just kick Lindsey's butt to the curb.
But, buddy, he'll be on other shows, and they're like, you know, kissing his ass.
So what did Lindsey Graham do that everybody liked so much?
It was the Brett Kavanaugh hearing.
And what did we end up with?
Crybaby liberal, crying his cornflakes, piece of crap, backstabbing Kavanaugh who votes for the liberals 88% of the time.
So that's all he had given us.
No, and I agree, but that's kind of what I was saying.
Like, we thought, yeah, Kavanaugh!
And then you go, ooh, no, this sucks.
No, when he cried, I was over him.
I'm like, what in the hell are you doing crying in front of a bunch of people?
They're trying to destroy you, man.
My God.
Woo-hoo!
Well, he was sitting inside to get the soccer moms on his team.
Oh, boy.
God.
I'm starting to think he was guilty.
Now what, Kevin?
I know.
You're going to get emailed?
The Republican Party's going to email me.
Now, Pat, have you ever thought about running for office?
No.
Would you?
No.
No?
No, it's just not my thing.
I get the same thing here.
People are always asking me, you know, why don't I run for city council or something around here?
And I'm just like, because I got a life.
I like to influence people, but I don't want to do it.
It takes, you know, I always say this, it takes every tool in the toolbox to do this and to win this country back.
But, you know, everybody's got to kind of do what their strength is.
And my strength isn't wearing suits and ties and...
Yeah.
We've got a little bit of robo-turd going on right now.
Oh, I heard the robo-turd.
Robo-turd is showing off at the moment.
When I listen to this podcast in the past, and I hear that, and the turk go, that's the perfect term, robo-turk.
It's it.
Man, you wouldn't believe what I had to go through just to be heard here.
I mean, thousands of dollars out here in nowhere.
There's no phone signals or anything where I live, man.
Yeah, he is definitely in an area, and we've done everything.
We've had so many different tests and so many different trials and errors and different things.
It's just what it is for right now until we can get the signal better.
But one day it's great, and then the next day it's kind of like Lindsey Graham.
One minute he's speaking our language, the next he's robo-turned.
Hey, Steve, it's worse for my girlfriend, man.
She's on top of the roof right now holding a 50-foot still pole.
And every once in a while, she has to turn it just a little bit.
I don't care if it's lightning.
We got a show to do.
Get up there.
Another girlfriend.
This show has to go on.
That's it too.
Oh my gosh.
Oh wow.
I think it's great though.
I think it's great that you are able to do just like Cat Turd does.
Make it fun.
Make it funny.
We need that in our lives.
I mean seriously when you start and we do it a lot here too.
We start going through the news like Friday's show was like, okay, so there's nothing positive to report on that note.
Have a nice weekend.
You can't live your life that way.
We need laughter.
We need to be able to commiserate together.
It's an outlet.
And I think that...
Did you say commiserate?
Commiserate.
What the hell does that even mean?
I'm country, man.
We don't commiserate around here.
We just bullshit.
Bullshit.
We just bullshit and pull stuff out of our ass.
We don't commiserate now.
It's a word I used to hear by my grandmother.
Maybe I am turning into my mother.
Oh, no.
Stevie, would you like to go commiserate with the other kids at the kid table?
Yeah.
Well, they'd get together after church and commiserate, you know?
Oh, I hope my mother's listening to this show.
She would be so proud.
Commiserate me, one through ten.
Yeah.
It's basically when you have to tell your stories to somebody else, but then you have to top the misery of somebody else.
So you're telling each other, like, oh, you think your life's bad?
Listen, hon.
Honey!
Well, see, I'm originally from Mississippi.
That's something that not everyone knows about me.
You do not have any of that in your voice.
I know.
No.
I would not have guessed that.
Now, Cat Turd and I both sound like somebody dropped us off at the bus station in the South, but you don't hate that.
You must have voice lessons.
I'd like to be a Hollywood announcer.
No, you know, what happens is it comes out when, because I left when I was 10, but it does come out when I'm mad.
I hate you.
When I'm mad or if I've had too much to drink, you know, all of a sudden that Southern kicks in and that's it.
But yeah.
She's got a great radio voice.
She's got one of the best radio voices I've ever heard.
Oh, I appreciate that.
Me, I got a face for radio and a voice for Twitter.
So tell us about your next show.
Where is it and what will you be doing?
Well, next I will be getting back on a ship for two weeks.
I'm going to go to Galveston to work on the Adventure of the Sea for Royal Caribbean.
I'll be out for a couple weeks.
That's my next gig until I find out more clubs.
Because more clubs are slowly opening.
That's a good thing for comedy.
Yeah, you had a rough time because he does a lot of cruise ships.
And of course, cruise ship was the first one.
If you're going to die, if you get on a cruise ship.
And it's hard to do comedy when you got a mask on.
I can imagine.
You don't know if they're laughing at you or if they're scowling at you or anything else.
Hey, Steve, remember like, I don't know, it was probably six or seven months ago, I helped you find your cat because your cat got out and got lost.
Yep.
And he goes, you got cats?
I was freaking out.
Yeah, I was just like, wait till real late at night, because like an indoor cat, they'll go hide.
They're not going to come out during the day, so you can sit there and scream your head off.
I said, he probably thought I was screwing with him.
Real late at night, like 11 o'clock when it quietens down, just go out there and go, meow, meow.
That's all you got to do, and he'll come.
And you were right.
You knew that, right?
That's how we found him.
Yeah, he started meowing back, right?
Yeah, it was my wife getting ready to go to bed at night.
And she said, I'm going to just go back on the porch.
And she did the, you know, Bobo is his name.
She goes, Bobo!
And she goes, I heard a real faint meow.
And he was hiding behind the rocks.
We have a pond, a waterfall.
And he was between the waterfall rocks and the wall, hiding.
Yeah, they'll hide.
They'll hunker down when they're scared.
I knew cats.
I didn't know dogs.
And I had quite an episode.
I was up all night last night because I go on boats on the weekends.
Just one of those things that I do here in Southern California because the further out you go, the less laws apply to you, at least in this crazy nation of ours.
Anyway, I talked to Cat Turd this morning.
I'm like, I was up all night because my little guy, he loves the sand.
He loves the water.
When we docked the boat, we get out.
He's running around having a wonderful time.
Well, in the corner of my eye, I saw that he had climbed up into a seaweed pile and he started eating it all.
And I'm like, oh my gosh, he's sick all night long.
Of course, it's toxic.
He swallowed three heroin needles.
He got triple jabbed.
He got triple jabbed.
Cat Turd!
Where's RoboTurd when you need him?
That was horrible.
I know cats very well, but dogs I do not know.
And so then I try to play, you know, I try to get on the internet and I start doing research and I'm like, okay, which is the worst thing that you can do.
Which makes you think he's dying.
Yes.
So I'm like, I'm reading these articles.
Oh, it's the worst thing you can do.
And so I'm reading these articles and they're like, yeah, if your dog...
He's gonna die.
Yeah, if he swallows a little flake of seaweed, understand that once that seaweed gets hydrated, when it's mixed with his stomach fluids and all this stuff, it's going to blow up, and then it's going to cause all of this blockage.
And I'm sitting there going, oh no.
She was giving it a colonoscopy last night.
Oh, poor little guy.
He's so sick of me.
But he seems to be okay now.
I was telling her, I've got four hound dogs.
One of them ate like a 10-inch long giant green frog yesterday.
He's been puking all night.
I mean, they can eat anything.
Dogs puke.
That's what they do, man.
Yeah.
Never Google info.
Right.
That's the worst thing you can do.
You're like, man, my shoulder's been hurting.
You Google it.
You'll be dead with cancer in three days.
You have 24 hours.
Live your best life for an African disease that hasn't been seen since 1932.
Oh no.
So we all learn our lessons.
But yes, cat turd with his ranch.
You know he's up to seven animals now, right?
He's got seven.
I don't know how.
What were the last two?
You were trying to find a home, right?
I just kept them, man.
Because, you know, I got acres from the runouts all fenced in.
I got 10 acres here and they can just run around and they're just having a good time.
I knew he was going to keep them.
As soon as he named them, it was over.
It's only, you know, three or four thousand a month in food right now, so it ain't too bad.
Well, I've got to tell you, there's no better dog or no better picture than Smiles' side eye.
Oh, yeah.
I know.
Yes.
God, he's so old.
He's been going downhill.
I told everybody he was going downhill, and somebody sent me, I swear, $1,000 worth of supplements and just all kinds of fish oil for dogs and this and that.
I've been giving to him for two weeks, and man, he's feeling better.
Oh, that's awesome.
You know, when you take on a pet like that, you don't really know.
Like, the cat we had before, his name was Rain.
We just got him at PetSmart.
One of those, they were having to, you know, come get a pet.
Buy one pet, get another frog free.
Buy a cat, get a frog free.
So we got this cat, and we find out he's diabetic.
Good Lord.
Yeah, we took him on.
All right.
It's like adopting a kid.
All right, we got it.
And he was with us for five years, and he was kind of acting up.
And I took him to a vet friend of mine, and he goes, this cat is old as hell.
Yeah.
I'm like, well, no one told us that.
We adopted it.
I mean, there was no...
He was 27 when he adopted it.
Right!
Like, they don't tell you that stuff.
And then you put all your love and money into these things, and you're like, well, that didn't last as long as I wish it would have.
I thought he was just gray.
That was just his natural color.
Oh my gosh.
Well, it took me three years to get over mine, and I'm still not over her, my kitty cat, because that's all I had before.
And so then, so I didn't feel like I was cheating on her.
I was like, a friend of mine who isn't doing very well had a teacup poodle and said, oh, you know, I would love to give my dog to you if I don't make it.
So anyway, I said, okay, well, I need experience with dog.
What do I do?
I need to take Classes online.
I've had one-on-one sessions before I got the dog.
Then someone had the idea who said, they said, oh, well, you need to practice someone.
So you need to get a dog that's like that dog.
So I got a dog before I thought I was going to get a dog.
Anyway, this has been a whole new experience.
Bottom line, a dog is not a cat and vice versa.
It is a lot of work, but he is wonderful.
He absolutely is, as were my cats, but they're just totally different.
Each one, and they bring so much joy to your life.
And no matter what it is, he could do nothing wrong, in my opinion, other than the seaweed thing.
That we're going to have to talk about.
What breed is your dog?
He's a teacup toy poodle.
He's a Paris Hilton.
He's a Paris Hilton.
Put him in your purse.
Well, I hate to say it because it's not very manly, but that's what my last dog was.
What a wimp.
What a wimp.
I'm just messing with you.
No, you're right.
I totally am.
I was walking past, and thank God they don't have pet stores in the mall anymore.
Or at least around here.
But I was walking by the window at the mall and I'd never seen a dog, a puppy that small.
It actually would have fit in a coffee mug.
And this thing just, it reared up and it leaned on the glass as I walked by and I felt like this weird connection to this tiny dog.
That's why they put them up there near the glass.
Before, I had three American Eskimos.
I like bigger dogs.
I always have.
And this teacup just totally stole my heart.
I know the feeling.
Oh my gosh, he is my world now.
He's so sweet and he's so smart and he tries so hard.
I mean, he's perfect.
He's perfect in every way.
I named him Handsome.
Handsome is my guy.
And it's fun because I have a lot of my guy friends who will have to call him Handsome.
They're like, hey, Handsome.
I'm just sitting there secretly laughing.
Not you.
Him.
You're ugly.
You're ugly as hell.
That's my dog, man.
The one licking his balls.
That's the one I'm talking about.
Oh, Steve.
Well, I cannot thank you enough for joining us today.
How can people find you?
I always just say Google Steve McGrew because every bit of my stuff will come up, whether it's videos, posts, albums, specials, whatever.
We're talking about your cell phone number and your home address.
Oh, yeah.
How can they find you?
Oh my gosh.
So next for you, you're already on Truth, right?
So you're one of the lucky ones.
I'm not on there yet.
At Steve McGrew, I got my name again, luckily.
At Steve McGrew.
And then Larry...
He's on the waiting list.
I got on already.
Larry, that's because I don't like liberals and you're conservative.
I was thinking that.
I was honestly thinking that.
Why did he get like, you know, $96,000 and I got on?
Well, Jules isn't on either.
I'll tell you what, I'm still waiting.
I'm not even close from what I can tell.
But the weird thing is I'm getting all these notifications.
Certain people are following me and I've been mentioned in a couple of tweets.
You might be on there.
No, I'm not.
I keep signing off and signing in.
What happens is they let you on.
You have your spot.
It's held.
And people can find you and they can follow you, but you're not officially online yet.
It's like having a marker.
You're there.
I'm in purgatory.
Yeah.
Okay.
They're letting more people in because I noticed for a long time I was like under 10,000 followers.
I got 80,000 followers almost all of a sudden like in the last week.
So they're definitely letting people on.
That's awesome.
I cannot wait until I can use the platform.
I cannot wait to follow you on there, both of you, because I'm not on.
But I think it's a great thing.
I know that the liberals are going to give us a run for our money because I hear that it was at first just completely bots.
There were a lot of bots and things and they were trying to clean them out.
I know they're going as fast as they can.
I just can't wait to get on.
I love bots.
The conservative Karens that are on there.
And I hate to say it like that, but I've already noticed there's some people, like if I make a joke, they're like, we don't need negative people on here.
Oh, no.
You say, I didn't know you was running truth now.
What's your name?
Yeah.
Why don't you have a checkmark?
Yeah.
So I think everybody just needs to lighten up over there, too, or everybody's just so nervous that the liberals are going to come to truth, you know, and kind of try to ruin it.
Well, they're going to open the floodgates soon.
I hope they do come.
I do too.
Exactly.
To me, that's what makes Twitter fun, was being able to fight with each other, and then Twitter started killing us off.
Right, one by one.
Yeah, they didn't like the way, they don't like an opposing opinion.
But that's the whole thing.
I mean, isn't that what it's supposed to be about?
You're supposed to have that dialogue.
You're supposed to have that town square kind of mentality where you can basically prove somebody wrong.
And if they didn't know something, you can correct them nicely, right, RoboTurd?
RoboTurd, yes.
I'll make sure when somebody attacks me, I'll make sure I'm politically correct on my way back.
I had this discussion this weekend with a liberal comic.
He was talking about hate speech and how certain comics haven't been able to make the transition to younger audiences because of their old school thinking.
And I go, what?
Old school thinking of freedom of speech?
And he goes, well, you know, you shouldn't be allowed to just, you know, offend somebody knowingly.
And I go, well, that's comedy.
This whole country is based on freedom of speech, not whether you like it or not, you know.
Don't watch it.
Don't watch it.
Don't buy it.
Don't condone it.
But don't censor it.
Don't tell somebody they can't say it.
Because if you don't shine a light on a roach, that roach is chewing on your food, you know?
That's right.
I mean, you have the freedom to turn it off.
I'm to the right of Andrew Dice Clay about the nemer I like, so I like it just completely.
I like it so uncomfortable.
I like it so uncomfortable, a comedian.
You don't know whether to cringe or laugh.
You're kind of scared to laugh because it's so cringy.
That's what I like.
That's awesome.
I don't know if you're on TikTok, but there's a channel.
I'm doing a dance in my tutu tomorrow.
I'm doing a tutu dance tomorrow for 16 seconds.
There's actually a channel called Cringe that has some of the best cringe videos and sayings and people doing things you'll ever hear.
It's one of my favorite channels.
Oh my gosh, we've got to check that out.
Cringe.
Okay.
You know, remember, since I've been alive, they've been doing these roasts, you know, where they roast somebody.
They probably can't even do that anymore because the person getting roasted would be going, oh my God, they're saying mean things about me.
Well, that's what they did on Bob Saget.
Bob Saget's roast was making fun of him being the perfect dad.
And all the stuff that they said was like, you know, he's really a pervert.
He's a rapist.
They were called a child rapist the whole time.
Yeah, and they were basically just making fun of him at the roast.
But that's the stuff that people took as, did you see this clip?
Well, no, they're just making fun.
It's a roast.
It's a roast.
And so people, I don't think they understand roasts anymore.
I know, they don't.
Well, I mean, what happened to laughing at yourself?
I mean, that's part of it.
Richard Pryor.
Right.
Eddie Murphy.
Yep.
George Carlin.
They couldn't even do their act today without people crying about it.
Can you imagine if somebody like Don Rickles tried to start?
Oh, my God.
Like, I'm going to go on stage for the first time.
Hey, hockey puck.
You know, you're never coming back.
You knew who had the nastiest, just the nastiest, I think, politically incorrect show of all time committee was Red Fox.
You ever seen him and some of his old stuff?
Man, he was raunchy, buddy.
My parents had some of his party albums that were really dirty.
Oh, man.
They're so dirty.
They make me blush.
Pretty damn dirty.
And I've seen just about every damn thing three times.
Did you ever hear any of LaWanda Page's albums?
No.
LaWanda Page was the one that played the Aunt Esther on Sanford and Son.
Oh, yeah, man.
Yeah.
I think I have seen some.
She was dirtier than Red Fox.
Man.
everybody's like there's people out there right now googling dirty red fox well while you're doing that make sure that you definitely check up check out stevemcgrew.com and And that's S-T-E-V-E-M-C-G-R-E-W.com.
Steve, what would you like to leave us with tonight?
Please vote Republican.
Straight ticket.
Doesn't matter if you like them or not.
We just gotta beat everybody.
Just everybody.
It is true.
We really do.
We've got to claim that.
Come on again sometime, Steve.
Come on again.
I would love to.
I love hanging with you guys.
Anytime you want, just hit me up because this is Zoom.
It's not like I've got to be in the room with you.
It's 17 cents.
Same price.
17 cents.
I've got my $0.42 stamp right here.
They have to be in separate envelopes now.
So you owe them from before and then you owe them for today.
We're keeping track.
If I did that, he'd probably send me a $10.99 for $4.15 at the end of the year.
Most likely.
All right, Steve.
Well, thank you so much for joining us.
Steve Mudflap McGrew.
He was Liberal Larry.
He is over there on Truth.
So when you get on Truth, make sure that you check him out, both as Steve and as Liberal Larry, who is on the waiting list as well.
And we will see you soon.
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