March 10, 2022 - In the Litter Box - Jewels and Catturd
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High as a kite Kamala - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 3/10/2022 - Ep. 37
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Hello, hello, hello.
Today is Thursday, March 10th, 2022, episode number 37.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hello there, Cat Turd.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
Another day in clown world.
Let's do it.
Oh, yes.
My goodness.
We don't even have to come up with some of this stuff.
They do it for us.
You do realize this.
I mean, this takes little to no imagination on our end.
They're making it way too easy.
Peppermint Patty is at it again.
Lime.
It's ganky.
Oh, isn't she something?
She never disappoints.
We send Hazacott Camilla over there.
To these countries, man, to embarrass them.
That's proof they want World War III because they're sending the dumbest person in the United States over there.
And, you know, the basement dummy, he can't make it.
He can barely make it to the bathroom without shitting himself.
Let's go over and see.
He wrote that.
I was like, you know, only Cat Turd would write something like that and be able to completely get away with it.
Yes, I was looking at your page today and you had me just busting up laughing.
It was so funny.
I hear you did five hours ago.
I noticed they don't let poopy pants Biden go overseas anymore since he dropped a load in his depends in front of the Pope and farted like a Yeti eating sponge cake in front of the Queen.
I mean, how do you come up with this stuff?
I don't know.
I'm nuts.
That helps.
Oh my gosh, yes.
Yeah, I mean, he goes wearing farts in front of the Queen and shits all over the Pope.
Of course they could.
Man, they don't let them go overseas no more.
Oh, man.
Oh, my gosh.
And who do they send but Kamala.
And so you're seeing now a huge cleanup job, of course, by, I like to call her Paskanki Saki.
And she's up there trying to defend all of this stuff.
But we definitely had Peter Doocy, who just did an amazing job today, making sure that didn't happen.
I thought it was fantastic.
The best question ever.
Absolutely it was.
He basically asked, he says, are you guys going to start blaming Putin for everything until the midterms?
Last month, the statement didn't mention the Putin price hike.
It mentioned inflation because of the pandemic.
So here she is in her horrible answer.
Check this out.
This will be good.
The President's statement blames the Putin price hike.
Are you guys just going to start blaming Putin for everything until the midterms?
Well, we've seen the price of gas go up at least 75 cents since President Putin lined up troops on the border of Ukraine.
And last month, the statement didn't mention the Putin price hike.
It mentioned inflation because of the pandemic.
Why is that?
Well, Peter, last year, last two years, there was a global pandemic.
Everyone who's a global economist have all agreed that that has been the biggest contributor to date of inflation because of the impact on the supply chain.
Obviously, global events impact the economy, the global economy, as well as global inflation.
And the price height as a result that have escalated over the course of time of President Putin's Further invasion of the impact on the global oil markets are, of course, having an impact.
Interesting, isn't it?
Yeah, there was only four days of that.
That's what's so interesting.
And here it is.
Let's just not forget.
They want you to forget, but let's not.
Two weeks ago.
Right.
Keystone XL pipeline halted as Biden revokes the permit.
That's on January 20th, 2021.
That's what they don't.
They can turn the nozzle on the United States and make an announcement.
I'm fracking and drilling everywhere.
We're going to bust balls and then we're going to open up the Keystone Pipeline.
We're going to double the workers there.
Gas will drop $2 a gallon tomorrow.
Just so you all know.
It's all got to do with them.
Every bit of it.
Inflation has been out of control since they've been in.
Gas prices have been out of trouble.
This only happened two weeks ago.
Exactly.
She's making an absolute fool out of herself.
I mean, here it is.
You've got it here, too.
Jen Paskanky on May 11th.
This is from Dan O'Donnell.
And you said here, they're never right about anything.
We take the possibility of inflation quite seriously.
Most economic analysts have believed that it will have a temporary and transitory impact.
Yeah.
See, she said the same thing.
Yes.
Economic analysis agree.
Scientists agree.
All the global influencers agree.
They're good on saying that.
No, they don't.
Number one, you're just making that shit up on top of your head.
Who are they?
Name the economic analysis.
That's right.
And that's the thing.
This is her cue to the rest of lamestream media.
Okay, run with this.
This is how I'm saying it.
You all carry this out throughout all of your news shows.
You know, I was sitting there last night and I was listening to Tucker Carlson and we were talking yesterday.
It got me thinking.
About how it used to take a while before the conspirators, what they were saying actually came true.
What we were saying actually came true.
It would normally take six to eight months before it made it into something that wasn't acceptable to talk about.
Right.
And you know why?
Because they have to.
Tucker Carlson, Fox News, some of the others that are joining in on this and they're starting to talk about these bold subjects, they can't compete with the fact that they were ignoring it before.
And the ratings went down and no one was listening to them because they weren't addressing the things that we already knew were happening.
So now they have no choice.
So good job to all the conservative outlets that really did a great job of doing the research early and in advance and really being proven right because you are forcing the lamestream now to come up with this material, to start talking about it in the open.
And I think it's great.
I think it's a big sign.
I'm really happy about it.
Last couple of weeks of Tucker have been fantastic.
He really is, man.
I mean, you know, I don't watch Fox News.
I watch Tucker in the mornings on the computer, so I don't have to give him any credit.
But I do like Tucker's show, and Tucker's got a very important show.
But he does come up with things about two to three days after we already figured it out.
Well, that's exactly what Fuzzy Cat is saying in chat right now.
All those smart people.
Right.
Fuzzy Cat just said, like, cat turd.
It's true.
We send Camille over there, and she's doing a fake.
I mean, who in the hell, like every syllable of a word, the trained hand signals, she was better.
It's the sign of weakness.
When I see that, they think it communicates well, but I can't stand when people just sit up there and talk, man.
If you use them naturally, it's okay, but to sit up there and do rehearsed, She looks like she's doing an orchestra.
It's terrible, isn't it?
It's awful.
And she says, I am here, standing here on the north flank, on the eastern flank, talking about what we have in terms of the eastern flank and our NATO allies.
What does that mean?
It don't make no sense.
And what is at stake at this very moment?
What is at stake at this very moment are some of the guiding principles.
That's what she said!
You know what, though?
You say it so much better.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to torture you all with this because you just said it better than she did.
This is real.
This is not cut.
This is not a meme.
This is the real deal.
Check it out.
I'm here, standing here on the northern flank, on the eastern flank, talking about the eastern flank and our NATO allies and what is at stake at this very moment.
What is at stake this very moment are some of the guiding principles around the NATO alliance.
Like I said, they should have had you say it.
Your rendition was a lot easier.
I am here, standing here on the northern flank, on the eastern flank.
Talking about the flanks, the flank head.
Man, what are you talking about?
You're not on a flank, dumbass.
You're in Poland on a stadium.
You don't know damn flank.
You can't spell flank, you stupid bimbo.
It is so, so bad.
I mean, just right when you think it can't get any worse and you can't just make it anymore.
It's a cartoon.
It is.
It's a cartoon.
It absolutely is.
I'm on the northern, she's on the northern flank, then she said she's on the eastern flank right after that.
So what are you, on the northern flank?
She doesn't know where she is.
I was going to eat flounder on the flank.
Because she has to remember what hand signal she's supposed to give after flank.
And there are a couple of flanks in there, so don't confuse her, Cat Turd.
That's not fair.
What are you doing with your hands?
Are you a mime?
Oh, my gosh.
It's so bad, though.
I mean, like I said.
Do the rope.
Do the wall.
Imaginary wall.
The mime while you're talking.
I know.
It's that bad.
And it's only going to get worse.
I mean, she completely embarrassed us.
And I cannot believe it.
She talks and says nothing.
What does that even mean?
I am here, standing here on the northern flank, on the eastern flank, talking about what we have in terms of the eastern flank.
And what is at stake at this very moment?
What is at stake at this very moment are some of the guiding principles.
It doesn't make any sense.
It's gobbledygook, kabuki theater on steroids by a dummy.
Completely.
I mean, I didn't realize how dumb she was.
I always thought she was dumb because all Democrats are dumb.
But once she started talking, when she hired them kid actors and she was up there, look at my, you're going to get to see Stars!
And how are you going to look at them?
With your eyeballs!
The thing on each side of your nose!
Two eyeballs!
Looking up at the stars!
I'm like, good God!
You know, after your rendition yesterday, somebody put together this meme and I have to play it because it is so funny.
And I know they did it after watching the show.
I really have a feeling that they did.
Check this out.
Imagine.
Imagine all the heavy-duty vehicles.
All you have to do is think about them.
Imagine.
That they produced zero emissions.
Did you ever pretend about things like that before?
You all imagined it.
And that's like growing something of your own.
That's why we're here today.
How sad.
Lord, she's so high.
She just smoked an ounce of bread, bud.
No doubt about it.
I mean, my God, you're talking about high.
Oh, no.
She smokes the hydroponic stuff she smokes, they grow in a lab, you know.
They don't grow that out in a field somewhere in Canada.
They grow that shit in a lab with three big fat dudes with weird beards that really know how to grow weird.
So now we have a face.
Okay.
My God.
God, she's so high.
Did you imagine that?
Oh, boy.
Imagine.
We're here because you're imagining.
Who in the hell told her to talk to the American people like they're down kindergarten?
The same people that are coaching Piglosi.
I'm totally convinced.
It's the same group.
Because Skanky does the same thing.
Yes.
They think you're dumb.
They think they're like, they went to college on their daddy's money.
And you know, and did bong hits and bong handstands and beer handstands.
You know, they didn't do nothing.
And then, I mean, how do these people, if you realize it ain't shit to get through college, just watch some of these people.
I mean, some of these people went to Harvard.
My god.
They can't even communicate.
They have no communication skills.
They don't know how to talk.
Nothing.
I used to know how to talk 40 years ago, but he's just a blubbering idiot.
She's like a weed head out there high.
She looks like just a weed head talking to five-year-olds.
You got your coloring books?
Look at that picture.
It's beautiful.
Well, when she first came out, do you remember, though, and even when she was in the Senate, do you remember how sarcastic and harsh and brash she was?
Somebody said, hey, you know what?
That's not attractive.
That's not going to get you votes.
Because remember, she clearly tanked, even in her own state.
She didn't even get 2% of the vote here, okay, when she was throwing in her hat to run for president.
She didn't even get that.
So they said, okay, we need to redo you.
So they took her from...
One side, which was like the deputy, right?
That's how I like to think of her, because that's really what she—she was a prosecutor.
And she would stand there in almost like the sheriff-type stance behind Biden, I mean, really towering over him, really showing how frail he actually is.
And a lot of photographs, when you see them together, you can't help but say, whoa, there's the warden, right?
Right.
And so they took that and now they're trying to make her into this imagined character.
And with the hands and trying this softening approach, but it doesn't work because it's so fake.
It's so bad.
Really bad.
I don't know how they do it.
I feel sorry for the coach.
Yeah.
Oh, Cat Turd, you're starting to robot a little bit.
I don't know why.
You were okay for a minute.
Now you're better.
You're back.
I can hear it.
Am I back?
Yes, you're back.
It's been raining balls here for two days.
The rain has definitely had an impact over there.
Did you hear?
I heard a little bit.
I was able to translate.
Yeah.
But anyway, this is just an embarrassing situation.
And you just heard the first clip of her, but you didn't see how she awkwardly cackled when asked about the nearly 2 million women and children who have fled Ukraine for Poland, Moldova, and Romania.
And this, honestly, it doesn't get any worse than this.
She just looks like a complete and total fool.
And people even on the left are talking about this clip.
Check it out.
I wanted to ask you about some reporting that my colleague here in Poland noticed.
He recently spoke with the mayor of the largest border town, who told him that the refugee system is essentially not set up for this, that it will collapse.
It's an improvised system that can work for maybe two weeks, but not indefinitely.
And I'm wondering what the United States is going to do more specifically to set up a permanent infrastructure.
And relatedly, is the United States willing to make a specific allocation for Ukrainian refugees?
You don't even know what the hell he's talking about.
Look at this.
Blank stare.
She has no idea.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Yeah.
What?
A cackle.
She don't know what she's doing.
She can't answer a damn question.
Think about this.
What does he say?
He says, Madam, this situation is very complex because she laughs.
And it is really embarrassing.
You even have...
The DailyMail.com that is talking about it.
Kamala Harris is slammed for laughing when asked about Ukrainian refugees, VP they call her, I call her VD, under fire as she dodges questions on a fighter jet deal and insists she is united with Polish President Dada.
So, I mean, this is a big deal.
This is embarrassing.
They're going to get us into a war.
The most embarrassing part, she asked a simple question and she just couldn't answer it.
She's off script.
Just completely out of it.
Can you hear me?
I didn't mean to say get us into a war.
We are at war right now because of these fools.
That is why.
So, oh yeah, I can hear you.
You sound better.
Okay.
If they lose me, I'll be back because it's pouring down and I got satellite internet, so...
Yes.
I will let you know, too, because of RoboTurd.
You've now been dubbed RoboTurd.
RoboTurd is now your name.
The most embarrassing thing, she's the vice president of the United States, and there's a war zone, and she goes there, and they ask her this.
You know, they're not set up for immigration.
I mean, you can't even fake your way through or say something.
She just said, a friend in need is a friend in deed.
What the hell?
She's telling that guy, bail me out here.
I don't know what the hell...
I don't know how to answer it.
She told the world that.
I have no idea how to answer that question.
That's exactly what she said.
It's not on my sheets of paper they give me, or my...
Scheduled hand signals.
What do I do?
These people are morons.
I could debate her.
We could have a debate on wherever you wanted.
Fox News, CNN. And without practicing, you're going to pick any subject on the spot.
And just, I will go up there and debate her right now.
With no training, no skills.
I'm just some slub that lives out here in the country.
And you can talk about any subject in politics you want.
And they don't have to tell me what they're going to say.
And they can give her all the questions up front.
I'll still debate her.
Because she don't know what the hell she's talking about.
She has absolutely no idea what she's talking about.
And it's absolutely embarrassing.
I just cannot believe that they would send somebody like this.
Unless that's the plan.
Unless they just want to destroy her because they know how bad she is.
Which it could be that.
I mean, you know that Kamala does not get along with Biden or Jill.
And there's a split in the White House.
They don't have a bench.
Yes, exactly.
They don't have a bench.
That's their problem.
You're talking about the JV team.
I mean, the quarterback, Joe Biden, is the worst quarterback in history.
And then they got her, who can't even make it to him.
Play college ball.
You know what I mean?
For a sports analogy, they don't have no bench.
Everybody sucks.
They're like, who's sucking the worst, the least this week?
And we'll send them somewhere.
They can't send poopy pants over there.
Think about that.
We got poopy pants Biden to go number one and three in the world for like two days.
And if you don't think that affects them, it was all over the news.
poopy pants it might not sound like much but it was hilarious we got that shit number one in the world man everybody was saying it it's true and It's true, though.
And that's the kind of impact.
Well, see, and they also know that it's not coming from their manufactured bots who are saying...
That Putin is the reason for everything, right?
I mean, that's what they have trending.
So when they see that somebody on the right, or everyone on the right, or just general, you don't even have to be on the right, but just Americans or whoever, because it makes it worldwide even.
A lot of your trends have made it worldwide.
And when they start seeing that these are the things that are trending without bots, that scares them.
That's the other thing.
Jussie Smollett's getting sentenced right now.
Nobody knows it.
They're saying his lawyers are up there arguing the whole case again, screaming and yelling, trying to get it thrown out.
He's already been found guilty.
It's supposed to be just what he gets, you know, this punishment.
Somebody said, why is Jussie Smokes' lawyer arguing the whole case?
He has already been found guilty.
It's about how much time he gets, and not if he's guilty or not.
He said she's throwing out wild conspiracies, weird stuff, yelling and screaming.
It's hilarious.
He's already been found guilty.
You can't try the case again.
That's right.
No, you can't scream for a retrial in front of the judge.
That's not the way it works.
Apparently, this is the elaborate hoax case, just so everyone knows, and he's facing up to three years in prison.
And so, - Juicy smouye.
Juicy smouye.
That French actor.
Oh, it's terrible.
Oh, I was going to tell everyone, just so you all know, we have got a very special guest on Monday.
Steve Mudflap McGrew is going to join us, just so everyone knows.
Oh, good.
One of my friends.
Yes.
I didn't know that.
Comedian.
And he is coming on the show.
We are really excited to have him join us.
I know he's a very good friend of yours.
Liberal Larry, right?
Isn't he Liberal Larry?
Yes.
Yeah, he's liberal Larry.
We actually got hired by some people.
Here's some behind the scoop.
They were doing a Trump movie, a comedy, and it was in the stage of just getting money for it and everything, and they already had a bunch of stuff kind of done to it, and they actually called me and him to be some of the writers on the movie.
It never formulated it.
I mean, it got almost there and it never happened, but that's kind of how we started hanging out.
It hired us both to be riders.
How cool is that?
No, as you should have been, too, honestly.
It never got through.
But you know what?
It's still a huge compliment.
I'm glad that you're being recognized for that because your writing is absolutely second to none.
I mean, you really cause a stir like no one I've ever seen in my life.
When I first found your account, and this is like when you had zero followers, remember?
And I saw you on Twitter, I was just amazed.
I said, oh my gosh, I've got to talk to you.
You are just great.
Your content is completely amazing.
And I just knew.
I knew it was just going to go sky high with Cat Turd.
I absolutely knew it back then.
And so I was fortunate that you talked to me when you didn't have all these followers and a DM because, honestly, I just love your writing.
Somebody said today, with Trump gone, you're the dumbest, most delusional moron on Twitter.
Congratulations, morons.
Isn't that funny?
You upset them that badly?
I mean, you really do.
You have a way of really upsetting them.
No, when you tell the truth, it kills them, man.
Somebody posted this yesterday, George Orwell.
The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it.
So, I mean, you know, I just tell the truth, and it kills them.
Because what I say is against all the lies they've been told by the Democrats, the media, what CNN tells them, what their buddies and their little weird groups tell them on the left.
So, they think I'm crazy, and I'm not crazy.
It's just the truth, and they can't hear it.
It's like...
Cross to vampire.
It's like garlic to a vampire, the truth, to a liberal.
And because you're making fun of it, that's the other thing they can't stand.
You're actually showing it for what it is, just completely and totally ridiculous.
This regime is completely and totally ridiculous, which also lets everyone know they were not prepared to take this on.
They had absolutely no idea that they were going to be able to pull off what they pulled off in 2020.
They had no idea that they were going to be able to do that, that they were going to be able to basically steal an election like they did.
I mean, you're seeing the fraud everywhere.
You're seeing it in every single situation.
It's all coming out.
And the problem is we have got all of these bureaucrats that have been sitting in office forever and they slow these things up or they speed them up depending on what side of the aisle they're on.
And so you see a very slow Slow walking situation.
And that's why it's like people wonder, why aren't we getting anywhere?
Why isn't anybody doing anything?
Well, those people are making sure that nothing gets done because that's what they do.
And they do it well.
It's unbelievable how rotten it is.
It's so corrupt.
It's beyond corrupt up there.
I mean, bureaucrats, God, they're rotten ass people.
It's true.
And then we got the dumbest people.
I've never seen people.
I mean, they've always been idiots, you know, in the government.
But these Biden idiots, my God.
God, they're dumb.
They are.
Pete Buttigieg.
Oh.
He's dumb as a boxer rocks.
He can barely talk.
Oh, well, I did see that you highlighted today libs of TikTok.
That was really funny.
Nothing to see here, just Pete Buttercup, his husband, grooming kids and mocking the Pledge of Allegiance.
Okay, so this guy works, his husband, who was on paternity leave when we were having all these huge problems in our country, decided...
Yeah, listen to this guy.
Yeah, so bad.
To mock the Pledge of Allegiance.
Here we go.
All right.
I pledge my heart to the rainbow of the not-so-typical gay camp.
One camp full of pride, indivisible with affirmation and equal rights for all.
Watch your heads.
They call us a cult.
Wow.
I'm going to tell you this right now.
There's nobody going to repeat no shit, and I'm going to repeat it out in an audience anywhere.
My gosh.
I don't know why liberals love to do that shit.
You're not going to set up air.
I'm not going to go to any kind of class.
I don't like...
I don't like playing functions like that.
I don't like group anything.
I never have.
I'm an individual.
I want to just kind of do my own thing.
I can't stand group anything.
Any kind of group think.
I hate it.
Like that.
That's group think.
So no blah, blah, blah.
I can't stand it.
That's why I only stayed in school so long.
Wait a minute.
No blah, blah, blah for you.
Blah, blah, blah.
Well, I didn't go to college and I joined the army instead.
I had enough at school after high school.
And no blah, blah, blah for you.
How disappointing is that?
She's got to be in her 20s now, doesn't she?
She's got to be in her 20s now, isn't she?
I don't know.
We'll have to look her up.
And she's still acting like a little 10-year-old kid.
Google it.
How old is she now?
How dare you!
Oh, she's 19.
She's 19.
Yeah, she's almost 20 years old.
That's right.
I joined the Army when I was 17, and she's out there.
And they actually try to act like they know what you're doing.
Who listens to idiots like that?
I know.
Remember, she came up there and thought she was going to meet Trump, and Trump just walked by her.
Which you should, man.
Wasn't that awesome.
What has she ever done?
Oh, well, it was rightfully deserved.
Remember when she said she's gonna go with a boat everywhere?
I'm taking a sailboat around the world everywhere to show you You ain't selling around anywhere.
Are you kidding me?
You're driving private planes, and then you arrive there, and then they get out a boat, and they take you about 300 miles, 300 yards off the dock, and then you pull back into the dock with all the cameras on.
That's all it's doing.
That's it, too.
It's all jokes.
It's all fake.
It's all fake.
Oh, it's so bad.
And it only gets worse.
And I do have a clip.
Thank you, NotPasso.
He has it over here on his page.
Remember when Trump totally ignored Greta Thunberg at the U.N.? Here's the actual clip.
Check it out.
Perfect timing.
Yeah.
Here it is.
Go back to the kids table, moron.
Yep.
How dare you.
How dare you.
He's the leader of the free world.
And you're a little school brat.
Yes.
He didn't even give you the time.
She's literally, she's literally, she's, I cannot believe he didn't talk to me.
I'm Greta.
Doesn't he know who I am?
That is so bad.
I gotta get it off the screen.
Sorry.
Sorry, Greta.
That's all I have for you.
That's all I can tolerate.
Until we go over here, where you remind us just how ridiculous everything really is.
Here's five TikTok dances you can do to help Ukraine fight Russia.
People over there getting shot at and bombs going off and knocking them out.
And they're like, let's do a TikTok dance to help them.
And that's what liberalism is.
They did a TikTok dance.
They helped Ukraine.
Ukraine's fine now.
Now let's go save the rainforest.
Okay, rainforest.
I'm going to wear a ribbon around my right shoulder for three days at school.
And then, okay, the rainforest is fixed.
Okay, now the polar bears.
Okay, I got a pen that has polar bear written on it for three days.
Now there's polar bear populations, 3,474,000 now.
That's how they do their whole lives, thinking they're actually doing something.
They don't do shit.
They don't make nothing.
They don't do nothing.
They just sit around and moan and groan.
Oh boy, so here it is.
Okay, here's the five TikTok dances you can do to help Ukraine fight Russia.
And here you've got Kamala.
Okay, so this one was done by...
Tell Ukraine go!
Tell Ukraine go!
This was done by pvt.chuck on Twitter, John Haklara, and also Grand Ole Memes.
They put this one together.
Check it out.
Oh, this is sad.
With ARMY on their shirt.
So they're part of the ARMY, of course.
And you are part of the ARMY. This must make you so proud.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just beaming with pride.
Oh, all those years.
How embarrassing.
I mean, everything's embarrassing now.
The whole world is just, they're nuts.
And then, I mean, imagine Putin and the Chinese laughing at us right now.
I mean, I'm telling you, they're sitting there and drinking 100 aged in oak barrels whiskey.
That's fantastic.
$200 an ounce.
And they sit in there and smoke big fat cigars and they probably play Camille in the basement dummy over and over and just laugh and laugh.
Believe me, they do it.
Oh, I'm sure they're laughing.
They can't believe their luck.
Yes, absolutely.
I don't think there's any question.
I mean, this is so sad.
And then you see them when they're training.
They're not talking about what color nail polish they're going to wear or any of that stuff or, you know, all of this critical race theory and all of that.
No, no, not at all.
They're talking about war.
They're talking about their lives.
Their lives have value and they're working on surviving and not only surviving but fighting for their family, for their country, for their loved ones.
Come on now.
This is beyond belief that we've gotten to this point.
But this is the left.
Where does it end?
Seriously.
I mean, it's not going to end well.
Nothing's going to happen.
They're just like, they wanted this war so they could blame all their failures on Putin.
They love it.
They're like, oh, and this is what they do.
They don't care about fixing anything.
They don't care about the war.
They don't care about your gas prices.
They don't care.
They go into a little room and they go, okay.
We're going to blame everything on Putin, so everything's his fault.
Here's your talking points.
Here's ABC, NBC, CNN, MSNBC. Here, here's what we want you to say.
It's just...
It's ridiculous.
Unbelievable.
Just blame Poot?
Is it me?
Am I the drama?
I don't think I'm the drama.
Maybe I am.
Am I the villain?
I don't think I'm the villain.
I mean, this is...
This is...
Dude, Lord, that's weird.
That's some weird shit right there.
Damn, that was some weird shit.
Somebody's been dipping into Camilla's weed.
Yes, they've been not sharing.
That's the problem.
Oh my gosh.
Well, they've got the crack pipes that he's providing everyone, so I guess we'll be able to see through that lens.
I have no idea.
It's just really crazy stuff.
But here you go on.
They hate you and smirk at you with a shit-eating grin because they're making you suffer.
These are evil people.
Now, you're responding to Benny, Benny Johnson, who's talking about the, you know, the energy secretary in May.
He said, if you drive an electric car, this would not be affecting you.
Yeah.
Screw you, piece of shit.
I knew you would have special words for her.
Look at her smirk at you.
Yeah.
Look at her smirk.
And when you listen to what she says, she's not even going to be there to see this whole thing through.
She's just there as a puppet.
Listen to what she says here.
Obviously we have the acute issues with the Colonial Pipeline ransomware attack, but looking more holistically in a macro view, how does this speed up the efforts at DOE to move in more of a renewable direction since this is going to have an impact on people at the pump?
Yeah, I mean, we obviously are all in on making sure that we meet the President's goals of getting to 100% clean electricity by 2035 and net zero carbon emissions by 2050.
That's what they're talking about.
If you drive an electric car, this would not be affecting you, clearly.
So they're talking about things that she won't be in office.
She'll probably be, you know, one foot underground, a couple feet underground by the time all of this sees the light, if it ever does, which you know it won't.
So she's just there, just to be there.
That's 13 years, and they know they won't be in office then, and that's what they always do.
We're going to, you know, by the year 2035, we're going to buy all electric cars.
Yeah, we are the most worthless.
I call them cold-burning golf carts.
That's what they are.
That's what they are.
You want a cold-burning golf cart?
It's only $70,000.
All right.
They don't want to solve anything.
Right now, they've got the perfect scapegoat.
They've got Putin, who they're going to blame, like you said, for all their failures.
But they're not even going to be in office then.
She has absolutely nothing to accomplish.
Here was another one of her spoofs.
Check this out.
What is the Granholm plan to increase oil production in America?
That is hilarious.
She can't answer the question because that would mean she would have to do something.
Why is it hilarious?
I know.
Why is that funny?
These are the...
Oh, my God.
I don't even know what to say about these damn people.
They're just like steam comes out of your ears just listening to you.
They're the most least qualified, dumbest people you can imagine.
When it comes to the right now, what can you do right now to take the pressure off the American people who are trying to put gas in their car so that they can go to work, so that they can put food on their table?
Okay, this is not a small issue.
This is a very serious issue.
And you laugh and you don't have an answer.
I'm sorry, but I take offense to that.
100%.
I completely do.
And it really makes a lot of people wonder why they are getting up every single morning to put gas in their car that they cannot afford.
They're not getting paid those extra wages to make up for this stuff, and they're not making ends meet.
This is happening.
Now, you know who is getting paid?
The people that have already raised your prices, okay?
They're already getting these new wages, but you aren't.
You're still getting paid the same thing you were last week and the week before that and the month before that.
You see the video she made about getting rid of gas like two years ago?
It was a video and she was singing in it.
Oh, no.
Please, no.
Are you trying to get me back for this?
No, I'm serious.
That blonde, that dingy, just somebody's got to have it if somebody can post it.
She's singing like a video about getting rid of gas.
Oh, that's just ridiculous.
I swear she did.
Somebody Google it and post it so you can play it.
She was saying about getting rid of gas.
They won't get rid of gas.
Let me tell you something about gas.
Gas is one of the biggest miracles that ever happened to the planet.
And I mean, it's caused fuel and gasoline and oil have saved more lives and did more things and changed this world.
I mean, it's a miracle, man, how much power you can get out of it and how much you can just keep getting, you know.
It's there.
There's still plenty.
So it's a miracle, and they cut it down like it's this evil thing.
None of them can live without it.
None of them can live without fossil fuels.
Nobody can.
How do you think your shoes are made?
Everything you do all day.
You ride a bicycle, that's how you think your bicycle tires are made.
My word.
Well, TonyHS101 just said her ex was an old man.
See, don't upset those divorcees, okay?
Because then they're going to do a whole roundabout on you and continue to attack.
Oh, my.
Somebody posted her.
Somebody Googled and put up her...
Just say no to gas or something, man.
She was in a video.
That's just scary.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I did find what you were talking about earlier about the George Orwell quote here.
And you're absolutely right.
It has so much meaning here.
The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it.
It's true.
And that's exactly what's happened here.
They are completely trying to remake society in every capacity.
It's really scary.
It's pretty amazing.
My gosh.
Cats hurt.
I knew it was going to be crazy, but come on.
I knew it was going to be easy, but they just keep topping each other.
I'm here at the western hemisphere flank of the southern eastern border flank in Flankville eating flounder.
And I want to say, who are these idiots?
Oh, no!
I know!
It really makes you question everything.
She's flanking.
She's flanking.
That's good.
She's flanking.
Yeah, Kamala, the flanker.
What the hell, man?
I don't know.
So inflation is transitory.
This was February 2021, 4%.
Inflation is good.
October 2021, 6%.
January 2022, 7.5%.
It's just corporate greed, they're calling it.
And then March 2022, 10%, Putin did it.
So that's it today.
That's going to be the narrative.
Putin did it.
Putin is 100% responsible for everything wrong with this world.
Unbelievable.
Yes, it is.
I'm trying to see if they gave...
Let's see if they're saying anything to Jesse Smollett.
No, they're still up there.
I don't know.
I've never seen a sentence in hearing where they talk so damn much.
No.
Now, Jesse Smollett just seemed to wipe tears from his eyes.
Oh, believe me.
He pulled out the old pepper sauce and put it in the corner of his eyes.
Cayenne under his fingernails.
Remember Obama used to do that for like tears?
And he'd rub it in the wrong side of his eyes.
He'd rub it outside of his eyes.
Your tear duct ducts are on the inside of your eyes.
He didn't even know where his damn tear ducts were to fake it.
Good Lord.
Because he couldn't.
Truly.
And this is the other thing.
I mean, this is what we have.
We've got just a bunch of...
And here's the thing.
This is like Hollywood on display here.
We were talking about this, right?
We were talking about the fact that you have the State of the Union and all these different things.
And that it's basically a Hollywood award ceremony for ugly people.
I mean, that's really what it is.
That is what our government and all of the people, the politicians, have turned into.
That is what it is.
It's the ugly Hollywood.
And so they're gonna do everything they can to try to soften what's actually going on because they're totally incompetent.
They're going to destroy our country.
They're already halfway there and they're doing it quicker than I think they even realized it could be done.
In fact, now they are still trying To walk all of this stuff back.
And Tucker did a great series on all of this last night.
But you even had the Department of State.
This was something I haven't seen before.
And a real pretty meme, right?
Very official so that you're going to pay attention to it.
They got a lie and they just went under oath and said the exact opposite of what they put an announcement out.
Exactly.
Oh, did you see the little wink I put out?
I put the wink on.
I put the old wink on that ass.
Oh man, it's so, it's ridiculous.
That was so funny.
Yeah, the wink one, the chick here.
Yeah, sure.
So here it is.
They have put this together.
This is, of course, their official Twitter account, State Department.
Fact, the United States does not have chemical and biological weapons labs in Ukraine.
The U.S. is in full compliance with its obligations under the Biological Weapons Convention and does not develop or possess chemical and biological weapons anywhere.
Hmm.
We have heard that before.
Yes, we have, indeed.
And I think...
How about the New York Times reporter, James O'Keefe?
We had James O'Keefe on this show.
How about him getting busted by them?
He wrote a piece, he wrote a front page New York Times article about how evil Tucker Carlson was and Fox News and their fake narrative.
Then he goes and has a beer with some honeypot.
And he's going, oh yeah, man, everybody knows it was fake.
Everybody knows that the FBI had tons of informants in there.
These are bad people, man.
You realize how evil these people are?
Absolutely.
They do that shit.
They set a narrative.
Oh, it's really bad.
And if you go over, you can actually watch all of this.
Project Veritas, James O'Keefe, first off, they do awesome work.
And yes, it was our first show that we had them on the show.
We had James O'Keefe here for our very first one.
And they did this incredible undercover and they were able to get them to admit things like they normally do.
Guerrilla journalism is at its finest over there.
And they have won every single case.
And they have a framed piece of paper as you walk into their office of every single court case they have won, which is awesome.
And they do great work over there.
But if you want to check out the video, I think it's about nine minutes long.
It's really good.
Go to ProjectVeritas.com and you can check it out there on their website.
But in the meantime...
Lots of stories are coming out.
This one from the Gateway Pundit, for example.
We've been looking for Hunter!
And suddenly he appears.
Here he is.
All right, so Hunter Biden's firm, Rosemont Seneca, provided capital for the firms behind the creation of bio labs in Ukraine.
We heard on Tuesday from the U.S. State Department that there were U.S. bio labs in Ukraine.
Then on Wednesday, the Biden regime backtracked and insisted that there were no US-funded bio labs in Ukraine.
Why the sudden confusing messaging from the Biden gang, especially when there are documents that prove the US was funding several of the bio labs they set up in Ukraine to study potentially dangerous pathogens?
It may be because Hunter Biden's firm, Rosemont Seneca, was funding the firms involved in the building of these labs in Ukraine, and they felt this was not something they wanted the American people to know.
Of course not.
So InfoWars put together an excellent article with connections between Hunter Biden and the firm, Metabiota, which was involved in the creation of BioLabs in Ukraine.
The gateway pundit identified through the Wayback Machine that Rosemont Seneca provided capital invested in Metabiota, as noted on the firm's website back in 2014.
It has listed our team's investments on the Rosemont Seneca webpage.
So here you are.
You've got it all here.
So when they say, we've located a number of documents from the Wayback Machine, it means that they have since been deleted off the internet so that you can't find the stuff.
And it shows that the Department of Defense investing in the creation of BioLabs in the Ukraine with the help of the firm Black& Veitch.
So here's a sample of one of the documents located.
We've located nearly a dozen of these documents and you can check it out here.
I'll drop this into the chat so that all of you have it.
Big, big stuff.
It is interesting, though, I have to say, that they were talking to us about how there was another pathogen, that there was another virus on its way, even before the war with Russia, remember?
Bill Gates was up there.
Imagine still believing that shit.
Imagine believing anything, the CDC, the FDA, none of these idiots.
I don't even believe any of it.
I don't believe anything.
Nothing they say.
They're a bunch of damn liars.
I agree.
There's people still walking around with two masks on outside like morons.
Take the mask off.
Masks do not prevent viruses.
God, who wants to breathe their own stinky ass breath all day?
They wear them proudly.
They do.
And they wear them proudly here in LA. I've never seen anything crazier in my life.
They wear them by themselves in a convertible driving down the freeway.
By themselves.
In a moving vehicle by themselves.
Yeah!
Well, I wish I'd get to know that guy.
Look at that, man.
Cool mask he's wearing.
Whoa!
I mean, there's a lot of things that you can't identify.
Well, you know, if you're in a convertible, you're going a little fast.
Does he have a nice nose?
I mean, there's all kinds of things that are covered up from all of this stuff.
Yeah, does he have gorilla breath?
All these things are kind of important to know.
He might have Hunter Biden teeth before the surgery.
Little nubs.
Oh my gosh.
God.
Yes.
I just think the ugly people are the only ones with it now.
Oh, they're winning.
Right?
And then all the beauty salons are losing and probably cosmetic surgery.
I'm sure they've seen a downshift because nobody needs to go right now.
Imagine in a convertible, double masking and thinking you can actually like, well, I mean, I'd love to just hear in these dummies explain why you're doing it.
And they'll be like, well, you know, you're driving by and there's so many people and you're going fast.
So all them viruses come at you fast in the convertible.
They got a triple mask.
I mean, these people are nuts.
They're insane.
They are.
Everything about this has been a lie.
You go to a restaurant, okay?
You have to wear a mask until you sit down and you take off the mask because you can't, you know, think about how dumb that is.
They adopted that as a dang nationwide.
My goodness.
Well, this is pretty damning because this contract ceiling is $970 million.
And they were saying here, this was in 2018, and this is what I liked about Tucker's show, is that he was really pulling all of this information out.
He was saying, look, if you want to check it, you can check it this way.
And he was pulling out the documents to confirm all of this was going on, even though the government is trying to backtrack this.
It's there.
The internet is forever, believe it or not.
It is true.
So they publicized its relationship with Black and VH in 2018.
Today, Meta Biata, the pioneer in epidemic risk modeling, announced it has been awarded a subcontract from Black and VH, BNV, to support the U.S. Defense Threat Reduction Agency's DTRA, Cooperative Biological Engagement program,
CBEP, in Iraq under the Biological Threat Reduction Integrating Contract, BTRIC. Medabiata is also partnered with BV on DTRA's recently awarded cooperative threat reduction integrating contract, CTRIC. Three, with an indefinite delivery, indefinite quality, ID, IQ contract ceiling of $970 million.
The U.S. State Department admitted to having bio labs in Ukraine on Tuesday in front of the U.S. Senate.
Of course they do.
They have to.
Sure, they cannot walk this back now as hard as they're trying.
Why are we funding and doing all these biological labs all over in countries, all over Europe?
Why aren't we doing that?
Stop messing.
Here's an idea from just an old country boy.
Stop screwing with deadly viruses and damn labs.
Just leave them alone.
I mean, my God.
They're like, well, this is just research to help it in case this...
I mean, they invent a virus, and then they say, well, we've got to do research on that invented virus in case it ever escapes, so we know how to deal with it.
If you hadn't done it from the beginning with it, there wouldn't be no virus, you idiots.
God, and they just lie about it.
The whole thing from the beginning, remember when it first came out, and I said, of course it escaped from the lab.
I mean, it's just like, okay, the number one coronavirus place in the world that studies and does coronavirus is the biggest, big giant lab in China.
They're like, it's not that.
It's not the coronavirus.
It's two miles away.
Somebody ate some bat lips, and that's it.
And all the livers are like, yeah, that makes sense.
It's not the coronavirus.
Biggest coronavirus place that they study coronavirus is two miles away.
Somebody ate the ass in of a dingbat.
And boom!
We got coronavirus.
And they believe it.
And it's just, God.
The Democrats and some of these people in the media, they must just laugh.
They say, we can tell these idiots anything.
I mean, literally anything.
And they're going to just warp it up and start talking about it.
Anything.
The dumbest thing you can imagine, you can tell them.
I mean, they're telling them that cow farts are destroying the dang...
We only got like 12 minutes left with all the other animal farts coming in and not eventually half the humans that fart like a grizzly bear 20,000 times a day.
Man, we should be dead already.
We're going to die before the show is over.
Oh, I don't think there's any question about it.
And I just wanted to say thank you so much for Skiminski One.
They said that the A is silent, so it's B and V. So black and veech is how you say that.
So I was saying it wrong.
Thank you for that.
Appreciate the correction.
But speaking of, I thought this was kind of fun, and we've got just a few minutes left, but Bronco Knight sent me this.
He said, Paskanky is what I call her, but Saki might want to consider this as an alternative green energy.
Heck, cow farts could save the earth.
This was really, really funny.
I thought it was funny.
Worldwide Interweb.
Original.
The fart car.
America is facing an ongoing energy crisis.
As oil gets scarcer, gasoline gets more expensive, and the planet suffers.
Electric cars?
Most of their electricity comes from coal-fired plants or nuclear reactors.
So, what's the answer?
How about a car that's good looking, affordable, and runs on clean, environmentally responsible natural gas?
Your natural gas.
Introducing the Flatula Backfire.
It runs like the wind, because it's running on wind.
Here's how it works.
Using state-of-the-art sanitary technology, Flatula captures all your emissions and efficiently channels them directly to a powerful turbocharged engine.
It's clean energy, green energy, and best of all, it's renewable.
The backfire's range is practically unlimited.
But if you should happen to run low, don't worry.
You're never too far from a flatula authorized service center where trained qualified providers stand ready to fill your tank with the gas that's right for your driving needs.
I swear I'm going to send this to all of my friends who drive a Tesla.
Flatula backfire.
It's not just a smart car.
Hey, there's liberals out there that actually believe this video is real.
I know.
If you believe cow farts will destroy planet Earth in 12 years.
How funny is that?
It's pretty funny.
It's so ridiculous.
I knew you'd get a kick out of that.
They believe it.
They believe it, though.
They believe it.
And you got ditzy, just dumbass AOC sitting up there.
Yeah, this is 12 years.
Cow farts.
We got to control them farts.
I am.
My God.
I know.
I swear, I've got fenced-in stuff and plenty of room for cattle in my place, man.
I just want to, like...
I just, for the sole purpose, just them farting.
I want to get like 10 cows out here and just let them fart and fart and fart all day long.
You just have to capture them.
You have to capture them.
I'm going to get a fart camera out there and I'm going to catch her every fart and I'm just going to tweet them to all the livers.
Look at my cows.
They're farting like crazy.
Earth is going to be gone soon.
You're going to die.
Here comes another one.
That's another year off your life.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, you seriously cannot, you cannot make any of this up.
And it is, it's so bad.
But you have to realize that there are a lot of people that are believing all of this.
And they are looking at what they need to do in order to buy an electric car today.
Because the government said so.
Yeah.
They're trying to work their finances and figure out what they need to do in order to go and get one of those electric vehicles today.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
So, I didn't want to let you down, but since we did highlight Kamala on this show, and that was the name of the show, of course, High as a Kite Kamala, I did want to leave you with this.
And this is from Ildanaldo Trumpo.
Check it out.
Today we honor the incredible skill of the Vice President to sleep her way to the top.
And as a token of our friendship, we brought our old lover, Willie Brown, to do a little dance for her.
That's how ridiculous it is, too, the whole thing. the whole thing.
The whole thing.
They are laughing at us.
They absolutely are.
Definitely laughing at us.
And it is not a laughable subject by any stretch of the mile.
But he does a great job at bringing a smile to our face as well.
Alright, Cat Turd.
Well, the hour has flown.
It is coming on.
I know.
Just like that.
Yeah, we talk about farts in the litter box.
So, good day.
It's been a very successful one at that.
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