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Jan. 23, 2024 - Candace Owens
05:29
What’s up With the Stanley Cup Craze?
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Candace Owens frames the Stanley Cup craze as a "white women epidemic," fueled by viral TikTok battles—like fighting over rare pink Target versions or a $2,500 arrest for hoarding. She tests Reduce (top pick), Slim, and Yeti cups, dismissing taste but praising ergonomics, while joking about genetic/racial preferences and past trends like Beanie Babies or pumpkin spice lattes. The episode blends satire with affection, exposing how cultural fads amplify urgency and tribalism, all while mocking backlash for her playful take. [Automatically generated summary]

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Stanley Cup Craze Epidemic 00:04:31
candace owens ▲ ● ▼
Now it's time for some hard-hitting journalism.
Something is happening. There is an epidemic that we are facing.
It is just sweeping the nation.
It is particularly impacting white women.
And white women, I need your help.
I need to understand what is going on with this Stanley Cup craze.
First and foremost, I tried to avoid it.
I didn't want to talk about it. I just didn't want it to be a part of my life.
And then the stories in the press just started getting crazier.
As just one example, you may have recently heard that a woman was arrested after police found $2,500 worth of Stanley Cups in her car.
Yeah, completely normal.
Also, women are beating the living crap out of one another, trying to get their hands on exclusive colored Stanley Cups.
So watch this video of women fighting over Stanley Cups at Target.
Yeah, they are just like, yeah, I need this cup right now.
I don't know how I'm ever going to get a pink one if I don't show up at Target right now.
And if you think that's bad, apparently, you guys know I'm not on TikTok, but somebody sent me the clip.
People are collecting these things and they're organizing them by color.
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Take a look slash listen.
Organize my Stanley's with me.
This is unbelievable.
candace owens ▲ ● ▼
She's just...
She needs them all.
She has got to catch them all like they are Pokemon.
So I have never even touched a Stanley Cup before today.
I haven't even touched one yet because somebody just put this on the desk.
And I'm going to see if the things that I am hearing people say about it are true.
And I'm going to point out that we have racial differences.
We have genetic differences.
I am specifically noticing this across white women feeds.
They talk about their Stanley Cups, how much they love them.
Here are the things that they say to me.
My white friends say, you drink more water.
It makes me want to drink water.
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It just feels so good.
candace owens ▲ ● ▼
It's just the way it feels in your hand.
It's something about the handle.
So these are different cups.
I am going to be honest.
I know that my audience trusts me to tell them the truth and that if it's crazy, I will let them know.
But if really this cup is superior, I will tell you the truth, guys.
That's what this is all about, telling women the truth.
And here we go. All right, so first up, we have this Reduce.
That's the brand. Here we go. I actually really like this one.
This is great. I'm a fan.
Okay, now we have the Slim.
I actually am a Slim drinker.
I like my Slim cup.
It doesn't have a handle, but this one does.
Okay, now we're going with the Yeti.
This is more Thermos style.
Unfortunately, I'm unable to open it, so this one has instantly been as bad.
Really not a good cup if I can't open it.
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The Stanley Cup.
Oh my gosh.
candace owens ▲ ● ▼
Let me drink from it.
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Let's see. Oh my god.
candace owens ▲ ● ▼
Guys, oh my god.
It makes me want to tell you guys the truth.
It makes me... Let me do it one more time.
It's amazing. It's so amazing.
Guys, um...
I've got to be honest with you. It all tastes like water.
Nothing made me want to drink water more.
Actually, I preferred this.
I like the height of this one better.
Strangely enough, the Reduce was my favorite.
And then I would pick the Slim, and then I would pick the Stanley.
And I know that right now, I just lost a lot of fans.
I'm willing to accept the fact that people are not going to speak to me.
But here is the truth about what's happening with the Stanley Cup phase.
These things happen.
Like, white girls have their things that they go crazy about.
I have accepted this, and I respect it.
I am actually a defender of white girls when these trends come around.
It was the Beanie Babies in the 90s.
Pumpkin Spice Lattes Invasion 00:01:12
candace owens ▲ ● ▼
You know, then it became the L.L. Bean backpacks with all of the keychains on top of the keychains.
So when you walked with your book bag in the hallway to social studies, it made the...
Because you had a bunch of keychains.
And then it became Ugg boots and pumpkin spice lattes.
And every time the season comes, they smell it in the air and they know Starbucks.
And then they just descend upon Starbucks.
And they demand their pumpkin spice lattes.
Well, here's what I think. I think that if Starbucks makes a Stanley Cup and they deliver pumpkin spice lattes inside of it...
For the season, for fall, every white girl in America will pass away.
They will die. They will just die.
So there you go, Starbucks.
There's me just doing free marketing right there.
And again, I respect it.
I respect when white girls find these things and they go crazy.
I'm just genetically predisposed to thinking that it all tastes like water.
And low-key, the Reduce and my Slim, this is my favorite brand, I think are superior.
Sorry, don't hate me. I love you.
I love you all. Hey guys, if you liked this video, you will definitely like the full episode even better.
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