Jan. 23, 2024 - Candace Owens
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| Now it's time for some hard-hitting journalism. | ||
| Something is happening. There is an epidemic that we are facing. | ||
| It is just sweeping the nation. | ||
| It is particularly impacting white women. | ||
| And white women, I need your help. | ||
| I need to understand what is going on with this Stanley Cup craze. | ||
| First and foremost, I tried to avoid it. | ||
| I didn't want to talk about it. I just didn't want it to be a part of my life. | ||
| And then the stories in the press just started getting crazier. | ||
| As just one example, you may have recently heard that a woman was arrested after police found $2,500 worth of Stanley Cups in her car. | ||
| Yeah, completely normal. | ||
| Also, women are beating the living crap out of one another, trying to get their hands on exclusive colored Stanley Cups. | ||
| So watch this video of women fighting over Stanley Cups at Target. | ||
| Yeah, they are just like, yeah, I need this cup right now. | ||
| I don't know how I'm ever going to get a pink one if I don't show up at Target right now. | ||
| And if you think that's bad, apparently, you guys know I'm not on TikTok, but somebody sent me the clip. | ||
| People are collecting these things and they're organizing them by color. | ||
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Take a look slash listen. | |
| Organize my Stanley's with me. | ||
| This is unbelievable. | ||
| She's just... | ||
| She needs them all. | ||
| She has got to catch them all like they are Pokemon. | ||
| So I have never even touched a Stanley Cup before today. | ||
| I haven't even touched one yet because somebody just put this on the desk. | ||
| And I'm going to see if the things that I am hearing people say about it are true. | ||
| And I'm going to point out that we have racial differences. | ||
| We have genetic differences. | ||
| I am specifically noticing this across white women feeds. | ||
| They talk about their Stanley Cups, how much they love them. | ||
| Here are the things that they say to me. | ||
| My white friends say, you drink more water. | ||
| It makes me want to drink water. | ||
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It just feels so good. | |
| It's just the way it feels in your hand. | ||
| It's something about the handle. | ||
| So these are different cups. | ||
| I am going to be honest. | ||
| I know that my audience trusts me to tell them the truth and that if it's crazy, I will let them know. | ||
| But if really this cup is superior, I will tell you the truth, guys. | ||
| That's what this is all about, telling women the truth. | ||
| And here we go. All right, so first up, we have this Reduce. | ||
| That's the brand. Here we go. I actually really like this one. | ||
| This is great. I'm a fan. | ||
| Okay, now we have the Slim. | ||
| I actually am a Slim drinker. | ||
| I like my Slim cup. | ||
| It doesn't have a handle, but this one does. | ||
| Okay, now we're going with the Yeti. | ||
| This is more Thermos style. | ||
| Unfortunately, I'm unable to open it, so this one has instantly been as bad. | ||
| Really not a good cup if I can't open it. | ||
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The Stanley Cup. | |
| Oh my gosh. | ||
| Let me drink from it. | ||
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Let's see. Oh my god. | |
| Guys, oh my god. | ||
| It makes me want to tell you guys the truth. | ||
| It makes me... Let me do it one more time. | ||
| It's amazing. It's so amazing. | ||
| Guys, um... | ||
| I've got to be honest with you. It all tastes like water. | ||
| Nothing made me want to drink water more. | ||
| Actually, I preferred this. | ||
| I like the height of this one better. | ||
| Strangely enough, the Reduce was my favorite. | ||
| And then I would pick the Slim, and then I would pick the Stanley. | ||
| And I know that right now, I just lost a lot of fans. | ||
| I'm willing to accept the fact that people are not going to speak to me. | ||
| But here is the truth about what's happening with the Stanley Cup phase. | ||
| These things happen. | ||
| Like, white girls have their things that they go crazy about. | ||
| I have accepted this, and I respect it. | ||
| I am actually a defender of white girls when these trends come around. | ||
| It was the Beanie Babies in the 90s. | ||
| You know, then it became the L.L. Bean backpacks with all of the keychains on top of the keychains. | ||
| So when you walked with your book bag in the hallway to social studies, it made the... | ||
| Because you had a bunch of keychains. | ||
| And then it became Ugg boots and pumpkin spice lattes. | ||
| And every time the season comes, they smell it in the air and they know Starbucks. | ||
| And then they just descend upon Starbucks. | ||
| And they demand their pumpkin spice lattes. | ||
| Well, here's what I think. I think that if Starbucks makes a Stanley Cup and they deliver pumpkin spice lattes inside of it... | ||
| For the season, for fall, every white girl in America will pass away. | ||
| They will die. They will just die. | ||
| So there you go, Starbucks. | ||
| There's me just doing free marketing right there. | ||
| And again, I respect it. | ||
| I respect when white girls find these things and they go crazy. | ||
| I'm just genetically predisposed to thinking that it all tastes like water. | ||
| And low-key, the Reduce and my Slim, this is my favorite brand, I think are superior. | ||
| Sorry, don't hate me. I love you. | ||
| I love you all. Hey guys, if you liked this video, you will definitely like the full episode even better. |
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