Candace Owens - What’s up With the Stanley Cup Craze? Aired: 2024-01-23 Duration: 05:29 === Stanley Cup Craze Epidemic (04:31) === [00:00:00] Now it's time for some hard-hitting journalism. [00:00:03] Something is happening. There is an epidemic that we are facing. [00:00:06] It is just sweeping the nation. [00:00:08] It is particularly impacting white women. [00:00:11] And white women, I need your help. [00:00:12] I need to understand what is going on with this Stanley Cup craze. [00:00:18] First and foremost, I tried to avoid it. [00:00:20] I didn't want to talk about it. I just didn't want it to be a part of my life. [00:00:24] And then the stories in the press just started getting crazier. [00:00:27] As just one example, you may have recently heard that a woman was arrested after police found $2,500 worth of Stanley Cups in her car. [00:00:38] Yeah, completely normal. [00:00:40] Also, women are beating the living crap out of one another, trying to get their hands on exclusive colored Stanley Cups. [00:00:48] So watch this video of women fighting over Stanley Cups at Target. [00:00:52] Yeah, they are just like, yeah, I need this cup right now. [00:01:06] I don't know how I'm ever going to get a pink one if I don't show up at Target right now. [00:01:11] And if you think that's bad, apparently, you guys know I'm not on TikTok, but somebody sent me the clip. [00:01:18] People are collecting these things and they're organizing them by color. [00:01:23] Take a look slash listen. [00:01:26] Organize my Stanley's with me. [00:01:28] This is unbelievable. [00:01:37] She's just... [00:01:39] She needs them all. [00:01:40] She has got to catch them all like they are Pokemon. [00:01:45] So I have never even touched a Stanley Cup before today. [00:01:50] I haven't even touched one yet because somebody just put this on the desk. [00:01:53] And I'm going to see if the things that I am hearing people say about it are true. [00:01:57] And I'm going to point out that we have racial differences. [00:02:00] We have genetic differences. [00:02:02] I am specifically noticing this across white women feeds. [00:02:05] They talk about their Stanley Cups, how much they love them. [00:02:08] Here are the things that they say to me. [00:02:09] My white friends say, you drink more water. [00:02:12] It makes me want to drink water. [00:02:15] It just feels so good. [00:02:16] It's just the way it feels in your hand. [00:02:17] It's something about the handle. [00:02:19] So these are different cups. [00:02:21] I am going to be honest. [00:02:22] I know that my audience trusts me to tell them the truth and that if it's crazy, I will let them know. [00:02:27] But if really this cup is superior, I will tell you the truth, guys. [00:02:31] That's what this is all about, telling women the truth. [00:02:32] And here we go. All right, so first up, we have this Reduce. [00:02:36] That's the brand. Here we go. I actually really like this one. [00:02:42] This is great. I'm a fan. [00:02:44] Okay, now we have the Slim. [00:02:46] I actually am a Slim drinker. [00:02:49] I like my Slim cup. [00:02:50] It doesn't have a handle, but this one does. [00:02:54] Okay, now we're going with the Yeti. [00:02:57] This is more Thermos style. [00:02:59] Unfortunately, I'm unable to open it, so this one has instantly been as bad. [00:03:04] Really not a good cup if I can't open it. [00:03:07] The Stanley Cup. [00:03:11] Oh my gosh. [00:03:13] Let me drink from it. [00:03:14] Let's see. Oh my god. [00:03:23] Guys, oh my god. [00:03:25] It makes me want to tell you guys the truth. [00:03:31] It makes me... Let me do it one more time. [00:03:35] It's amazing. It's so amazing. [00:03:37] Guys, um... [00:03:40] I've got to be honest with you. It all tastes like water. [00:03:42] Nothing made me want to drink water more. [00:03:45] Actually, I preferred this. [00:03:47] I like the height of this one better. [00:03:48] Strangely enough, the Reduce was my favorite. [00:03:50] And then I would pick the Slim, and then I would pick the Stanley. [00:03:54] And I know that right now, I just lost a lot of fans. [00:03:57] I'm willing to accept the fact that people are not going to speak to me. [00:04:00] But here is the truth about what's happening with the Stanley Cup phase. [00:04:04] These things happen. [00:04:06] Like, white girls have their things that they go crazy about. [00:04:09] I have accepted this, and I respect it. [00:04:12] I am actually a defender of white girls when these trends come around. [00:04:15] It was the Beanie Babies in the 90s. === Pumpkin Spice Lattes Invasion (01:12) === [00:04:18] You know, then it became the L.L. Bean backpacks with all of the keychains on top of the keychains. [00:04:24] So when you walked with your book bag in the hallway to social studies, it made the... [00:04:28] Because you had a bunch of keychains. [00:04:31] And then it became Ugg boots and pumpkin spice lattes. [00:04:35] And every time the season comes, they smell it in the air and they know Starbucks. [00:04:40] And then they just descend upon Starbucks. [00:04:43] And they demand their pumpkin spice lattes. [00:04:47] Well, here's what I think. I think that if Starbucks makes a Stanley Cup and they deliver pumpkin spice lattes inside of it... [00:04:57] For the season, for fall, every white girl in America will pass away. [00:05:02] They will die. They will just die. [00:05:04] So there you go, Starbucks. [00:05:06] There's me just doing free marketing right there. [00:05:07] And again, I respect it. [00:05:09] I respect when white girls find these things and they go crazy. [00:05:13] I'm just genetically predisposed to thinking that it all tastes like water. [00:05:17] And low-key, the Reduce and my Slim, this is my favorite brand, I think are superior. [00:05:23] Sorry, don't hate me. I love you. [00:05:25] I love you all. Hey guys, if you liked this video, you will definitely like the full episode even better.